i'll probably get some shit for that


In the name of Igor’s nose, we will punish you!

BTS as things I've said during finals
  • Jin: I've been in this class for two years and the only thing I learned was that Ethan can eat a whole lemon in two minutes
  • Yoongi: I stopped studying once my Spotify free trial ended
  • Hoseok: *had two weeks to do an essay* *started the night it's due*
  • Namjoon: I should've listened three years ago
  • Jimin: If anyone gets 100% I will hunt them down and I'll probably cover their doorknob in Vaseline so they know what it feels like to have victory slipping away from them
  • Taehyung: The only thing I did to prepare myself was watching all seasons of Haikyuuu in two days
  • Jungkook: Why get an A for 'awful' when you can get an F for 'fantastic work keep it up!'
Spideypool Proposal
  • Wade Wilson: [goes down on one knee, and presents the finest of candy ring pops] Peter, will you marry me?
  • Peter Parker: Aren't rings supposed to be like 10% of your salary?
  • Wade Wilson: I stopped killing people with your help, so I am officially out of the mercenary business. In fact, I don't even have this month's rent.
  • Peter Parker: [starts tearing up] We're both so poor.
  • Wade Wilson: Are you okay?
  • Peter Parker: I'm just a little upset.
  • Wade Wilson: [stands up] Why??? Did I do something wrong? If you need more time, that's okay!!! I'm sorry for rushing things.
  • Peter Parker: No, it's just-- [gets down on one knee] You beat me to the proposal. [presents a plastic Spider-Man ring]
  • Wade Wilson: [gingerly takes ring and puts it on his pinky since that's the only finger that it barely fits] You've made me the happiest man alive, I'll keep this until it breaks! Which might not be too long because I will probably lose my hand during a fight or some shit. [pulls him into a hug]
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] Don't worry, I have more. [pulls out a whole bag]
  • And I'm sorry, but I'll probably eat yours when the ramen supply runs out.
  • Wade Wilson: You have a problem. But I got you covered, babe. [pulls out bag of ring pops] And they're all red.
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] I love you. [pulls him into a kiss]

I’m going on a hiatus. As you guys may know, I’m not okay. Shit is going down, my mental health is getting worse and worse, and things just don’t work. I need some time off Tumblr, but I’ll set up a queue and I’ll probably check on you guys from time to time. 

I want to thank every single of you for being supportive, for every message I received. I read them all and I left them in my inbox as a proof that people care about me. Thank you, really. I’m not sure for how long I will stay away, but I needed to tell you. I wish you all the best <3 

anonymous asked:

I just read about what's going on with sixpence and just what the hell. There are actually FREE services on the internet where you can chat with a PROFESSIONAL. They too aren't anything compared to real therapy, but they can help if someone feels down. Probably more like some sort of helpline, but with chats. And this person wants to charge people for a few emails? Nah, thanks. I think I'll stick with my professional therapy that I get for free thanks to insurances.

combined with their long-running history of plagiarism and ableism, all on a blog and with merch they monetize with STOLEN CONTENT from creators who are often from completely different websites, i don’t trust 6p in the slightest.

everything they’ve done shows they only want to profit off of vulnerable people and exploit society’s treatment of mental illness.

like, holy shit, as someone who aspires to get into counseling and other social work as a career, i’m disgusted by their lack of tact and respect, and eagerness to goad vulnerable people into giving them money for dubious “help”.

if they were to be running an official, licensed, private practice, i would STILL be distrusting of 6p as there are entire laws and sheets of paperwork that need to be arranged to ensure the safety of the client’s personal information and a breakdown of what 6p’s involvement with them would be as well as their credentials. Also the whole “taking advantage of depressed/mentally ill teens and independent creators for cash” sours things forever imo.

I honestly can’t deal with this fandom… This season, the last season ever and ONLY season with a religious woman of colour as the main and yet the entire skam tag is filled with gifs of evak.. And that’s fine and dandy but fuck, some of us want to see content regarding the main character and literally scrolling through over 20 posts just to see 1 post about the main character is really freakin depressing especially because this was a 6 minute clip with the boys shown in it for maybe 10 seconds yet all y'all can do is post the same gifs over and over again in different variations. And if we complain about it we are called, and I quote “a bunch of racist fetishizers” (yeah, someone actually said that). Like.. I didn’t realize ppl of colour that ACTUALLY DEAL WITH RACISM bring about the topic for shits and giggles. Because it’s sooo much fun to discuss and ya know, not one of the biggest problems in the world today that the protagonist is dealing with and as the clip showed, dealt with more severe versions of it in the past.
I can go on about this forever.. But for those of you who think this is us ‘fetishizing’ over a certain aspect of the show, (you know, an aspect that has a lot of meaning and carries a lot of weight especially with brown women) I would take a look at your own blog and see who is fetishizing what..

anonymous asked:

Okay, so I'm not a huge blog and I'm trying to make my own posts and edits to gain followers. So, if I make a gif or write some meta about destiel.. Am I not supposed to tag it "Dean Winchester"? It sounds like I'll get attacked from bibros for it...Which I honestly don't really care about. Hate from bibros would probably mean I'm doing something right. I'm just wondering for general normal people tumblr etiquette, am I not supposed to tag shipping posts with the characters involved in the ship?

broseph you tag your shit whatever the fuck you want, bibros don’t own the goddamn internet and they certainly don’t own my ass

ngl if this blog was still alive my roge would probably look somewhat like this
I suck at digital art which means I probably will draw everyone traditionally and not-shittily over the weekend once my chem sat is over but yeah (The Chem™ is also why this is crappy and done in five min)

anonymous asked:

Could I get Reaper and 76's reaction to some guy having the biggest crush on their s/o (having no clue that they're with someone) who ends confessing to them and kissing them completely taking their s/o off guard? Pretty please?

(You get four from this, since Gabe/Jack before the end of Overwatch would definitely be different than after. ALSO; if you want a more ficlet type of deal with these, please let me know! Sorry if it sounds silly? I kind of wrote like I was thinking as each version of the character, so it sounds kind of silly to me.)


  • Would have probably kept distance between his S/O and this person for some time since he didn’t want that prick thinking he had a chance
  • During the incident at hand, it probably would have happened when Gabe was doing something for his S/O (making dinner, helping with laundry, something mundane that caused him to have his back turned for like two seconds)
  • Guy walks up and confesses his undying love or some BS (Gabe didn’t have the patience to listen)
  • As he turns around to see this douche kissing his S/O, his fist would be applied to his cheek faster than you can blink“If you still want the ability to have children then get the fuck out of my sights.” and probably some cursing in Spanish
  • Would immediately as his S/O if they were alright and if they wanted to press harassment charges, etc. He’d be super protective after that.


  • Gabe’s always been kind of clingy to things he can call his, since a lot of what he wants or has had is or has been taken away from him
  • So he’d be ESPECIALLY protective of his S/O, since if someone can find a monster like him attractive, then they must have a heart of gold and is too pure for this world
  • This would probably never end up happening in front of him, since anyone who looks at his S/O twice is usually threatened with a bullet up the ass
  • He would end up finding out later on through his S/O that this happened (congratulating them on giving the dude a broken nose)
  • He would then go find this person to kill them–or tell someone else to kill him—and if for some reason he felt it was absolutely against him to kill this dude (S/O would be mortified/super upset or whatever) then he’d have him shipped off to another country–reminding him that if he ever came back he’d be ball-less.

Jack Morrison

  • Jack’s kind of naive, yo. He’d probably be super blind to the dude having like THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIS S/O.
  • S/O would have to express concern for this dude before he would ever know, besides now.The two would be enjoying something like a cheesy picnic on the lawn of the base, probably not the most romantic but whatever, when the dude was all like ‘YO ILY BBY’
  • This is where Jack’s like ‘wait what’, but before he gets a chance to respond dude’s like ‘lemme kiss you real quick’.
  • Then he’d be all “Soldier!” all sternly, this dude freaks out because that’s JACK FUCKING MORRISON commander of overwatch omg.
  • Even if this dude’s not part of Overwatch, he’d probably still react the same–especially with being threatened to be fired if he didn’t apologize and excuse himself.

Soldier 76:

  • Sad, lonely, and pretty grumpy honestly. He still ends up being a superhero in the eyes of many, despite everything.
  • He’d cherish his S/O and protect them at all costs, keeping a close eye on them whenever they’re somewhere that’s not 100% safe
  • He’d probably leave his S/O to go get some coffee or tea or something for the two of them, when the dude approaches
  • All this dude hears after kissing said S/O is — “I’ve got you in my sights.” since he lacks all shits to give

-Admin Kitty

I find it strange that people are complaining about all the salt inspired by the last two chapters in Erwin/Eruri enthusiasts.

Listen. We’ve had to deal with Erwin hate that’s been backed up by baseless reasons for YEARS, and now when we complain about EM for how they’ve literally not spared a thought for Humanity and attacked a superior despite WILLINGLY having joined the SC, the fandom is suddenly asking for the salt to subside?

Like, ha ha, are you even for real? That’s just going to add more salt to everything.

Things I'll probably never get over in KH 2.8

- The glittery shit going on while Aqua’s floating gracefully

- Aqua looking into the mirror several times but not realising how fucking beautiful she is


- Instead of the darkness stealing a goddamn heart they stole ??? Mickey’s shirt???

- protect Aced The Teddy™ the dude’s got a BIG heart he can’t handle all of it himself

- (Which is probs why he wants an alliance?? HC)

- Gula is My Beloved I just

- #ProtectTheUnion2k17

- The Master of Masters is (please insert an adequate insult)




What a time to be alive lads

really want to get this blog going but also feel like i should finish the bio & add verses , etc before that considering he is kinda complicated so activity will be low until i get a good feel for his story !!

but i suppose if you give this a LIKE that will let me know you’re chill with me throwing a blind idiot in your direction. it’ll probably be some less - than - serious shit , don’t worry – he’s a pure cinnamon roll that could kill you okay be his friend B))


This is me saying sorry for the thirtieth time for falling behind on shit. Those who frequent the ferp chat might know that life is serving up some big ol’ nut punches, and the result is a brain that works about as well as a noodle strainer retains water.

I’m unwilling to drop any of my threads, at least at the moment, but activity on all three muses (that’s Gaius, Aversa, and Yen'fay) will probably slow to a crawl, and I’ll probably respond out of order to a lot of shit because I’ll be selfishly focusing on stuff that personally makes me feel good, like fluffy brotherly bonding (or porn). If I didn’t, I’d probably just not respond to anything at all, and I don’t want that to happen.

So yeah. Sorry about that. Please be patient with me for the time being. If things start becoming totally unbearable, I’ll go on hiatus, but I’ve avoided going on hiatus thus far, even with my numerous periods of bad head times™, and I’d personally like to keep it that way.

// Holy fucking shit. I got 20 anons asking me things about Cobra. I blame Fairy Tail Gaiden Rhodonite’s english release. I like the spin off alot, and its the only time they meet so far. As with the next chapters of the manga coming up they may be interacting. But I could be wrong, maybe some anons miss my muse interacting with Cobras. I swear I do, but shit…some of these questions….will be hard to answer.

Originally posted by kagyamatobios