i'll never join you

Corruption starter sentences
  • "You'll make a fine apprentice."
  • "Give in, you don't belong with them."
  • "You cannot deny evil, its your calling."
  • "Doesn't being bad feel so much better than pretending?"
  • "Don't worry, after this you'll never want to betray us anyways."
  • "This will change your mind about being so good..."
  • "I'll never join you!"
  • "I can't stay with them, they think I'm evil now."
  • "If I pledge myself to you will you let the others go?"
  • "...I belong to you now."
  • "What can I say? Being evil is just too much fun."
  • "I don't understand... why do I enjoy this so much?"
  • Solace: Elsword, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to Elrios.
  • Elsword: I'll never join you!!
  • Solace: If you only knew the power of the Dark El. Elesis never told you what happened to your father.
  • Elsword: She told me enough! She told me you killed him.
  • Solace: No. I am your father.
  • Elsword: No. No... That's not true... That's impossible!
  • Solace: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
  • Elsword: NOOOOOO!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!

i cant literally get over the fact that this is the MOST FUCKING PERFECT moment to fit a black widow movie in the story but noooooo let’s make the SIXTH SPIDER MAN MOVIE in 15 years bc that’s just SO NEW

Addams Family Values Starters
  • Wait!
  • We cannot break bread with you.
  • You have taken the land which is rightfully ours.
  • Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs.
  • We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres.
  • My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts.
  • The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially ____."
  • And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
  • ___'s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
  • Do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?
  • But what if you met the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you? Who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
  • You have gone too far. You have married ___, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive.
  • And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
  • Our parents are having a baby, too.
  • They had sex.
  • You have enslaved him. You have placed ___ under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?
  • We don't hug.
  • Oh, they're just shy.
  • We're not shy.
  • We're contagious.
  • I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
  • I'll never forget you.
  • I don't wanna hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs. But sometimes people just won't listen. And so, I have to use persuasion.
  • Dementia! What a beautiful name!
  • Children, as your new nanny, I know we're all concerned about the environment. So, this morning, let's discuss how to prevent forest fires.
  • I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.
  • I don't want to be in the pageant.
  • Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.
  • I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem
  • You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.
  • I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!
  • So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn, and ache, and shop? Don't I deserve love... and jewelry?
  • I'm not perky.
  • Would you die for me?
  • I'm saying I want you dead and I want your money.
  • But... but... don't you love me?
  • I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them.
  • Do you think we love the baby more than we love you?
  • Do you know what happens if my mother uses a fabric softener?
  • I just can't tell, does he like me at all?
  • My baby is ill, and my husband is dying.
  • And I dreamed that when I met him that we would wait until our wedding night to give ourselves to one another, to make the ultimate sacrifice.
  • I will worship you forever. I will devote my every waking moment to your happiness alone.
  • I am your eternal and helpless slave.
  • At his request, I would rip out my eyes. At his command, I would crawl on my belly through hot coals and broken glass.
  • I'm good with my hands.