i'll never be okay with this video

So, serious talk.

How is anyone supposed to both have a full time job and be a solo 1d fan?

Like… how?

How?

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Kibum’s really cute, glad to see that Jonghyun thinks so too. 

(please read the tags ^^)

BTS as shit my Child Development teacher has said/done
  • Jin: *brings bbq nachos for entire class* *proceeds to plan a day for everyone to bring food*
  • Yoongi: *person asks what we're doing in class* We're just gonna sit here and stare at each other.
  • Hoseok: Everyone, I mean it every time I say that it will be okay. Just put on a smile and you can make it through.
  • Namjoon: In case someone ever comes and shoots up the school, I'll reach down here *opens cabinet under computer* and whip out my trusty wasp spray.
  • Jimin: *talking to student who is 5'7* How are you the short one in your family?
  • Taehyung: *spends 10 minutes showing adorable videos of babies trying to talk*
  • Jungkook: I was never good at math, but it's great that you're doing well in the class.
Sometimes I wonder what you would have done if I begged. What if I got down on my knees until they bled and admitted how wrong I was to love you? I would have grabbed your leg like a child and my muffled cries would have sent chills down your spine. I would tell you how it was foolish of me to think you would stay. I mean, why would you ever stay?
Maybe if I made you think that all of the bullshit you put me through was justified, maybe that’s what it would have taken to make you want to stay.
If that’s the case, I’m glad you slammed the fucking door on your way out. I’m a hell of a lot stronger than you ever gave me credit for.
—  He thought I was young and naïve
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This is my bird Smokey. He’s 24 years old. HE’S OLDER THAN TAEMIN….lol

anonymous asked:

what is this 600k homebound? cause boi i got to know

Okay buddy lemme tell you.


There’s this Jasico fanfic for Percy Jackson called Homebound by a (now) friend of mine. It’s nearing 700k alright? It’s phenomenal and in canon post-BoO and honestly just… I pretty much worship this fanfic okay.

I love this fanfic so much that I’m writing an ENTIRE ALBUM about it. An entire, 12+ song, 45+ minute rock album about this specific fanfic. That is how much I love this fanfic.

I’m hopefully getting a music video made because of this fanfic. Seriously. Like go big or go home, right?

Everything about it is amazing to me. I can’t even come up with qualms about it. I just love it that much. It has everything I enjoy and moreso. As a fan of long fanfics, it really hits the mark in an amazing way.

This fanfic is really important to me, honestly. It hits home (haha) in a lot of ways and it has had moments where I felt my heart ache just because it was so relatable to me. Like there are straight up whole paragraphs in the fanfic where I have to sit and stop reading because it is word-for-word thoughts I’ve had.

Honestly I just….. it’s really amazing alright? It stands on its own as a phenomenal piece of slow burn literature in my eyes

Okay, so I started this video a while ago because I had this song in my head and the idea to put a video to it.  I don’t really know what my concept was other than the women keeping their men grounded, conscious.  Kind of a saving grace sort of thing.  Anyway I lost steam and ran out of content that worked for it, so what the hell here is how far I got.  Again, this is totally unfinished, but I liked some of what I had done already so here it is.

anonymous asked:

Okay but have you seen those videos of little kids that won't leave their parents alone while they try to go to the bathroom? I feel like Alfie would do that to the missus. Like she'll be like "I'll be out in a minute" and he'll find a reason to come back in, in a second and she just never gets alone time with him around always wanting to be with her

Yes! Ahhh. This screams Alfie considering that he’s such a mummy’s boy as he grows up from a toddler to a young child; he just wants to be snuggled up with the missus when it’s time for bed and he always wants to be in the company of the missus and he only wants her to put him to bed and to bathe him on bath nights and he always throws tantrums or cries when Harry or anyone else takes over from her duties for a brief moment because he only wants his mummy.

When it’s just the two of them in the house whilst Persephone is at school for the day and Harry is in a late-morning meeting with his management, she finds it difficult to do things around the house - in regards to making sure that the new nursery for the twins was on the verge of being complete for their arrival - because he refuses to be put down or left alone and he refuses to stop following her or being her shadow because he’s going through a phase of just needing his mummy and no one else.

So when she leaves him for a brief moment after cuddling on the sofa, insisting she just needed to go to the toilet, he looks heartbroken. Bottom lip wobbling as she shuffles off the sofa, his tiny legs taking him off towards the lower-floor bathroom that Harry had renovated to be more at ease for the missus whilst she’s heavily pregnant.

“Sweetheart, I’ll be right back. Your sisters are taking up a lot of room in here and I need the loo,” she sighs, leaning against the doorframe as Alfie hugs her legs and nudges his face into her thighs, running her hand through Alfie’s thick, toffee-curled hair, “I’ll be right back out in a minute, I promise you.”

“No, mama,” he whines, fingers curled into the sweatpants that covered her legs, “stay wi’ me.”

“Mummy needs a wee though, sweetheart,” she murmurs, unhooking his hands from around her legs and stepping back from him, stepping upon the cold tiles as Alfie stands there, staring up at her, “I promise you, I’ll be right back out and we can have some lunch and then wait for daddy to come home from his meeting.”

As she closes the door, leaving it slight ajar so she can see Alfie standing outside, he begins to whine. And as she perches down on the toilet, the door slowly creaks out with the pressure from Alfie’s tiny fist, his head poking through the tiny gap.

“Alfie, baby, please,” she sighs softly, his arms reaching out as he moves towards her, across the tiles of the bathroom floor, tripping and landing delicately on the small fluffed rug by her feet. Completely unfazed. “Can mummy just go to the toilet and then she’ll be right back with you. I promise. And we can cuddle up until daddy comes home in an hour.” xx

Seriously, if you have a bad day, find Neil Gaiman’s Twitter, read his books, google some quotes, listen to his voice on YouTube or as an audiobook, or find him here on Tumblr, @neil-gaiman.

You’ll feel infinitely better for it and you’ll believe in humanity.

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Gaius : Don’t tell me it broke in the fight…

Rowen : Let me take a look. *checks the phone at the speed of light*

Rowen : Looks like the power’s off.

Gaius : *grumbles* Hrm.

I miss you. My favorite thing to do on nights like this, is listen to your favorite songs and watch videos I know always made you laugh. I like to sit wearing your sweatshirt, and scroll through old photos of us. I always end up crying whenever I do this. I miss you a lot actually. But I fully understand that you don’t miss me. And that’s okay..well not okay for me..but it’s okay for you. It’s whatever.
—  j // I need to stop

okay i still cant believe this but tonight at my fob concert patrick got really mad at someone and called them out on stage,,, so enjoy this video of patrick stump calling someone a fucking idiot

Seddie and me
  • OMG SAM AND FREDDIE KISSED?!? WHEN?!? WHERE?!? HOW?!?
  • AWWW THEY ARE SO CUTE, PLEASE DATE!
  • They totally like each other
  • Hey, Look! Sam + Freddie Fans!
  • Ship? What's a ship?
  • Oh... So Sam+ Freddie is called "Seddie"
  • Oh, so THAT'S a ship
  • I ship Seddie
  • I SHIP SEDDIE
  • THEY ARE PERFECT
  • So, Dan Schneider is the creator of iCarly... Hmm, lets follow him.
  • NO.
  • WHY DID I FOLLOWED YOU DAMN SCHNEIDER!
  • WHAT, CARLY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE KISS?!?
  • AAAAHH BUT THEY TOTALLY LIKED THE KISS
  • HA! More like, LOVED THE KISS
  • EHEHEHEHEH
  • SEDDIE
  • LOOK, a Seddie MOMENT!
  • I.Ship.them.so.hard.
  • RED+ BLUE = PURPLE
  • SEDDIE PURPLE
  • *reads fanfics*
  • *squeals*
  • *slowly loses sanity*
  • SAM LIKES FREDDIE, DAMN YOU FREDDIE, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DANCE WITH CARLY! YOU BELONG WITH SAM.
  • I kinda hate T-BO now
  • But I love Spencer cause he ships Seddie
  • My seddie FEELS
  • WHY
  • SEASON 3 = SEDDIE FOR THE WIN
  • Looking Forward to season 4
  • Seddie in the SAME BED
  • SEX
  • HEHEHE
  • No.
  • I NEED SEDDIE
  • DANM IT DAN
  • GIVE ME SOME SEDDIE
  • WHAT?! NO DAN DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
  • WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
  • THEY MENTIONED SEDDIE ON iCARLY
  • THEY ALSO MADE FUN OF US
  • I Hate you Dan
  • But i also love you
  • Please make seddie happen : (
  • CAUSE they totally like eachother
  • Yes, yes They do
  • *reads more fics*
  • The season is almost overrrr
  • WHAT THE FUCK
  • IS THIS FUCKING REAL LIFE?!?
  • OR IS IT JUST A FANTASY?!?
  • SEDDIE SEDDIE SEDDIE
  • THIS EPISODE IS GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT SEDDIE I CAN FEEL IT
  • AND IF It ISN'T I AM TURNING DOWN NICKELODEON STUDIOS
  • OH MY GOD THEY KISSED!!
  • THEY KISSED THEY KISSED THEY KISSED!!
  • THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
  • JAKDKSJDLWKDK;
  • SAM LOVES FREDDIE SAM LOVES FREDDIE
  • I TOLD YOU SO
  • WHO DID I TOLD?
  • EVERYONE.
  • SEDDIE WINS
  • SEDDIE WINS
  • OTP OTP OTP
  • SEDDIE IS CANON BITCHES
  • SEDDIEEEEEEE
  • AAAAAHHHH JEKAJXLWJLDHEKCHWKSHIS;
  • *cries*
  • THEIR LOVE IS LEGENDARY
  • WHAT!
  • NO NEW EPISODE UNTIL FUCKING august?!?
  • I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WITH MY BABIES
  • *tweets uncontrolably to Dan*
  • WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN
  • *reads fanfics until august*
  • *counts the days*
  • I Hate you Dan, for tweeting pics about what you are fiLMING KNOWING IT'S ABOUT SEDDIE
  • OH MY GOD THE PROMO IS OUT JSKSHSLWHIDHWODOWK
  • I AM FREAKING OUT
  • I NEED TO WATCH
  • I HATE YOU NICKELODEON
  • AAAAAHHH IT'S ONE MONTH AWAY
  • IT'S ONE WEEK AWAY
  • *reads more fics*
  • IT IS TODAY, TODAY IS THE SEDDIE DAY!
  • OH MYYYYY GOOOOOOODDD
  • FREDDIE FUCKING KISSED SAM
  • FREDDIE LOVES SAM
  • SEDDIE IS CANON FOR REAL
  • SEDDIE IS HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
  • IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?
  • MY PRECIOUS BABIES
  • MY BABIES
  • *Sends love to Dan*
  • *reads more fics until september*
  • At least I'll only have to wait one month
  • FINALLY
  • Awwww they are just so cute
  • LOOK, THEY ARE KISSING
  • *squeals*
  • No. Why do you fight?!
  • STOP FIGHITING
  • CARLY, get out of the way!
  • WHO CARES, I LOVE THEIR FIGHTS
  • Seddie
  • They are still dating, so thats's good.
  • This episode is perfect
  • They are kissing a lot
  • EHEHEHE
  • WHAT? No! GIBBY WHY
  • GO AWAY MRS BENSON
  • CARLY! REALLY?!? WHY!
  • No Freddie No
  • SAM LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HER, YOU GUYS BELONG TOGETHER
  • Yay! Thank God, Carly!
  • Seddie prevails
  • And so does my feels
  • I need fics
  • OMG THE NEXT EPISODE IT'S CALLED iLOVE YOU
  • You better!
  • No, I ain't watching spoilers, not this time
  • the episode is ONE HOUR AWAY
  • WHAT NO NO NO WHY DID I CHECK ON TUMBLR
  • They are going to BREAK-UP NO.
  • WHY?! D:
  • I am crying and the episode hasn't even aired
  • I HAVE NO HOPE Dx
  • THIS IS KILLING ME
  • THEY ARE KISSING AGAIN
  • THEY CAN'T BREAK UP
  • NO : (
  • They are flirting bsjajdk;kdjshkx
  • NO
  • NOOOOOO SHE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU GUYS
  • PLEASE DON'T
  • *CRIES HEART OUT*
  • I LOVE YOU; I LOVE YOU TOO
  • NO, WHY DAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?
  • They love eachother : (((((
  • *reads fics post break up to heal heart*
  • *tweets dan*
  • *cries more*
  • W h y
  • NO, I CAN'T WATCH KNOWING THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER
  • MY BABIES ARE SUFFERING
  • I AM SUFFERING
  • *reads more fics'
  • BUT. W H Y
  • Oh, look... A seddie moment : (
  • Sam Cares
  • But also does Freddie
  • Or not?!
  • Was it all a lie?!
  • I hate you Dan.
  • : (((
  • WHY DAN WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM SAY THAT TO CARLY
  • SAM'S HURT
  • MY BABY
  • NO!!!
  • SHE'S NOT OKAY
  • *reads more fics*
  • Freddie, i used to love you so much, what happened to you?
  • I know he still loves Sam.
  • Maybe he's doing this because he can't get over her
  • Yes, that's why
  • "He's still in love with me, it's kinda sad"
  • OH YOU KNOW WHAT'S SAD TOO?!? THAT YOU STILL LOVE HIM
  • Dan, WHY?!?
  • Creddie? Ew no. Never.
  • FREDDIE STOP ACTING LIKE THAT OR I'LL KICK YOUR NERDY BUTT
  • THIS SHOW IS KILLING ME SLOWLY
  • *reads more fics*
  • DANIEL SCHNEIDER
  • NO. IT CAN'T END UNTIL THEY HAVE CLOSURE
  • GIVE ME SO CLOSURE
  • *cries*
  • THERE WAS NO CLOSURE
  • This is horrible
  • I am depressed
  • W H Y
  • No, I am not watching Sam without Freddie
  • Okay myabe just the first episode
  • Neh.
  • I miss seddie
  • I miss Seddie
  • I miss Seddie
  • *reads fics*
  • I miss Seddie
  • I miss Seddie
  • I hate Seddie
  • I can't hate Seddie : (
  • *Watches seddie videos*
  • *cries*
  • FEELS
  • FEELS
  • W H Y
  • ...
  • ...
  • .
  • .
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  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • I think i've moved on. I am over Seddie now. I can live my life in peace.
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • *opens twitter*
  • *sees Dan's tweets*
  • WAIT, WHAT??!?
  • FREDDIE'S BACK?!?
  • Jdkshslwhidiwidjwkdnkwhsuw
  • SEDDIE
  • SEDDIE
  • SEDDIE
  • AAAAHHHHH
  • FEELS
  • SO MUCH FEELS
  • *reads fics*
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Months later
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • WHAT?! A PROMO?!
  • OMG THIS IS PERFECT
  • I AM DYING
  • I THOUGHT I WAS OVER THIS
  • HAHA WHAT A LIAR
  • I AM A LIAR
  • I AM A FUCKING LIAR I WAS NEVER OVER THEM
  • THEY BELONG TOGETHER
  • I JUST KNOW
  • MY BABIES ARE BACK
  • *checks seddie tag*
  • REBLOG ALL THE SEDDIE POSTS
  • I will never get over these two
  • They are my ultimate otp
  • *reads fics*
  • SEDDIE
  • OH FREDDIE, I'VE MISSED YOU
  • SO MUCH
  • Freddie Cares
  • WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY SAM?!
  • I LOVE YOU DAN
  • Ex-boyfriend
  • EHEHEHE
  • THIS IS PERFECT, THEY ARE PERFECT
  • DID FREDDIE JUST...
  • *stops breathing*
  • AFKGSUFJYIDSJYSUJSA
  • Sam Cares
  • THEY STILL LOVE EACHOTHER
  • RED
  • BLUE
  • PURPLE
  • THANK YOU DAN
  • MY FEELS
  • MY BEAUTIFUL FEELS
  • *reads fics*
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You know, it’s been like 5 months since I beat this game and I’m still kind of mad that nothing ever came of Manah’s occasional habit of making eye contact with the camera. (Or, as in the second gif, making eye contact with the offscreen character she was talking to, then glancing aside to smile at the camera while asking, “do the Watchers laugh too?”)

She’s the high priestess of the cult of the Watchers, which worships unknowable, all-controlling beings who observe and react to what happens in their world. THAT COULD TOTALLY BE THE AUDIENCE. THEY’RE TOTALLY FORESHADOWING SOME FOURTH WALL-BREAKING TWIST ENDING WHERE IT TURNS OUT THE WATCHERS ARE THE PLAYERS THEMSELVES AND THE CULT KNEW THEY WERE IN A VIDEO GAME THE WHOLE TIME.

BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS.

UNBELIEVABLY BELATED EDIT: And after you fully clear the game, it’s her voice you hear saying “Thank you for playing!”

Juuuuuuuuuust saying.