i'll marry you and have your babies

Ed Sheeran sentence starters
  • "I saw a shooting star and thought of you."
  • "You were lying next to me, I looked across and fell in love."
  • "If you wanna put this on me, that’s fine, I never blamed you for anything at all."
  • "The world looks better through your eyes."
  • "It's only been one night of love and maybe that is not enough."
  • "If I fall for you, would you fall too?"
  • "It's not a homeless life for me, it's just I'm home less than I'd like to be."
  • "I haven't slept for the past week, two hours ain't enough for me."
  • "I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke."
  • "You can stay with me forever or you could stay with me for now."
  • "Outside the day is up and calling, but I don't have to be so, please go back to sleep."
  • "Never been better since all the therapy."
  • "And you know, if I let you go, I'll still keep you safe."
  • "You are the one I fall asleep with but never wake up to."
  • "The worst things in life come free to us."
  • "I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed."
  • "What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all."
  • "I know I'll never hold you like I used to."
  • "I'll be drunk again to feel a little love."
  • "I know you'll never love me like you used to."
  • "I found your hair band on my bedroom floor, the only evidence that you've been here before."
  • "I don't drink like everybody else, I do it to forget things about myself."
  • "There's no chance that we'll work it out."
  • "I said that's fine, but you're the only one that knows I lied."
  • "Everybody said we'd be together forever."
  • "Everything's great and everything's sure, but you live in your halls and I live in a tour bus."
  • "Pain is only relevant if it still hurts."
  • "If I was gonna go somewhere, I'd be there by now."
  • "I should ink my skin with your name."
  • "I should run you a hot bath and fill it up with bubbles."
  • "You should never cut your hair 'cause I love the way you flick it off your shoulder."
  • "You will never know just how beautiful you are to me."
  • "Maybe you're hoping for a fairy tale, too."
  • "This is the start of something beautiful."
  • "And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm."
  • "I'm out of touch, I'm out of love."
  • "I think I love you better now."
  • "Playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd."
  • "Let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures."
  • "You need me, man, I don’t need you."
  • "Never be anything but a singer-songwriter, yeah."
  • "People think that I’m bound to blow up."
  • "I haven’t got a house, plus I live on a couch."
  • "They say I’m up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator."
  • "Settle down with me, and I'll be your safety, you'll be my lady."
  • "I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet."
  • "Give me love like her, 'cause lately I've been waking up alone."
  • "All I want is the taste that your lips allow."
  • "Give me love like never before, 'cause lately I've been craving more."
  • "It's been a while but I still feel the same... maybe I should let you go."
  • "Another love that's gone to waste."
  • "If I kissed you, will your mouth read this truth?"
  • "Darling, how I miss you."
  • "You made me scream, but then I made you cry."
  • "Maybe you should learn to love her like the way you wanna be loved."
  • "I never told her that I liked the way she dances slightly out of time and pretends she knows the words to a song she's never heard."
  • "You’re not her, though I try to see you differently."
  • "I will try to find another one who suited me as well as her."
  • "We never even tried, we never even talked, we never even thought in the long run."
  • "Whenever it was painful, whenever I was away, I’d miss you."
  • "I didn't mean to break your heart."
  • "Everybody falls apart sometimes."
  • "I know you've found another one, but won't you just hold me tonight."
  • "They don't know we don't speak anymore."
  • "I will stop trying to fall in love again... it never works out anyway."
  • "But I am not anything like I was."
  • "I don't wanna lose a lover and friend in one night if that's alright."
  • "I shouldn't have fucked with your mind and your life too many times."
  • "I never meant to sleep around, I was just lonely."
  • "When I see my future, it is with you."
  • "We're not friends, nor have we ever been."
  • "If they find out, will it all go wrong?"
  • "We're not friends, we could be anything."
  • "Friends don't treat me like you do."
  • "Tell me that you turned down the man who asked for your hand 'cause you're waiting for me."
  • "I know, you're gonna be away a while, but I've got no plans at all to leave."
  • "Just promise me, you'll never leave again."
  • "Just promise me, you'll always be a friend."
  • "Everything changes, but we'll be strangers if we see this through."
  • "I've been sat with you for most of the night, ignoring everybody here."
  • "Don't you worry if I disappear."
  • "I'm not really looking for another mistake."
  • "I was never looking for a friend."
  • "Maybe you could swing by my room around ten, baby, bring a lemon and a bottle of gin."
  • "Baby, if you wanted me then you should've just said."
  • "Maybe we'll go together and just figure it out."
  • "Trust and respect is what we do this for."
  • "You didn't need to take him to bed that's all."
  • "I never saw him as a threat until you disappeared with him to have sex of course."
  • "It's not like we were both on tour, we were staying on the same fucking hotel floor."
  • "I wasn't looking for a promise or commitment, but it was never just fun and I thought you were different."
  • "This is not the way you realize what you wanted."
  • "It's a bit too much, too late if I'm honest."
  • "Getting high as two kites when we needed to breathe."
  • "I'd disappear, you'd call me selfish, I understand but I can't help it."
  • "So we can either deal with the pain and wait to get on a plane."
  • "You should go, 'cause I ain't ever coming home."
  • "I've been livin' on the road, but then again you should know."
  • "You won't ever be alone... wait for me to come home."
  • "Loving can heal, loving can mend your soul."
  • "When I'm away, I will remember how you kissed me."
  • "How'd I get so faded?"
  • "I feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream."
  • "I've been looking for a lover, thought I'd find her in a bottle."
  • "I'll be feeling this tomorrow."
  • "You look so wonderful in your dress, I love your hair like that."
  • "We are surrounded by all of these lies and people who talk too much."
  • "You got the kind of look in your eyes as if no one knows anything but us."
  • "All that you are is all that I'll ever need."
  • "Just don’t expect me back this evening."
  • "I love him from my skin to my bones but I don’t wanna live in his home."
  • "I was raised to keep quiet."
  • "I don't wanna hate you."
  • "I kind of knew you liked the dude from private school."
  • "I knew he had his eyes on you."
  • "He's not the right guy for you."
  • "Don't hate me 'cause I write the truth."
  • "I would never lie to you but it was never fine to lose you."
  • "I'm just disgusted with the skeletons you sleep with in your closet."
  • "Fact is you're mad at me because I backtrack so casually."
  • "You're practically my family, if we married then I'll guess you'd have to be."
  • "Tragically our love just lost the will to live, but would I kill to give it one more shot? I think not."
  • "I don't love you, baby, I don't need you... I don't want you anymore."
  • "I'm not cut out for life on the road 'cause I didn't know I'd miss you this much."
  • "I guess I'm not the man that you need."
  • "Ever since you went to uni, I've been sofa surfing with a rucksack full of less cash and I guess that could get bad."
  • "When I broke the industry, that's when I broke your heart."
  • "I was supposed to chart and celebrate, but good things are over fast."
  • "I tend to turn you off and switch on my professional features, then I turn the music off and all I'm left with is to pick up my personal pieces."
  • "Success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with."
  • "I know you have a day job, but mine is 24/7."
  • "I still love you and I need you by my side if I could."
  • "The irony is if my career and music didn't exist, in 6 years, you'd probably be my wife with a kid."
  • "I'll die from a thrill, go down in history as just a wasted talent."
  • "Eventually I'll be fine, I know that it was never meant to be."
  • "These things happen for a reason and you can't change shit."
  • "Take my apology, I'm sorry for the honesty, but I had to get this off my chest."
  • "I will be loving you 'til we're 70."
  • "People fall in love in mysterious ways."
  • "I fall in love with you every single day."
  • "For four years I never had a place to stay."
  • "At 16 years old, I moved out of my home."
  • "I tattooed the lyrics onto my arm."
  • "I'll hold ya and you'll think of him."
  • "I'll never trust you again, you can just be a friend."
  • "If we should die tonight, then we should all die together."
Sasuke anesthetized don't recognize his beautiful wife
  • Sakura: Okay, eat the cracker.
  • Sasuke: I need some remed...
  • Sakura: They will bring some now.
  • Sasuke: Oh my go... ouch!
  • Sasuke: ... Could I sit down for a little?
  • Sakura: In a minute, I'll see if you could up, okay?
  • Sasuke: The doctor send you?
  • Sasuke: ... Man, you're a candy
  • Sakura: *laughs*
  • Sasuke: Wow! ... You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!
  • Sasuke: You're a model?
  • Sakura: No, but I'll be here right with you. Eat your cracker.
  • Sasuke: Who are you? What's your name?
  • Sakura: My name is Sakura and I'm your wife.
  • Sasuke: *surprise face* You're my wife!?!
  • Sakura: yeah.
  • Sasuke: Holy shit! Damn! ... How long?
  • Sakura: Just eat the cracker, you're waking up.
  • Sasuke: Do we have children?
  • Sakura: Not yet.
  • Sasuke: Oh man... man, we kissed ... yet?
  • Sakura: *laughs* Keep eating your cracker.
  • Sasuke: It's hard, it's hard, baby, it's hard.
  • Sasuke: We do called us baby? How long we're married?
  • Sakura: A loong time.
  • Sasuke: Oh my God! I'm a lucky man.
  • Sakura: Eat your cracker.
  • Sasuke: man... *whisper* The most beautiful woman I've ever seen...
  • Sasuke: *looking for her* Let me see your face. Let me see your face.
  • Sakura: *approaches*
  • Sasuke: Wow. Your teeth are perfect... *looking* Turn a around.
  • Sakura: *laughs* No! Eat the cracker.
  • Sasuke: *confused face* We're married? *lookin' for her* wow... I did give you that ring?
  • Sakura: *confirm*
  • Sasuke: So, I really must have liked you.
How kaisoo really happened
  • Ji : Hyung, you 're a bit scary with your eyes but I ship us.
  • Ksoo : ... To be honest I ship us too.
  • Ji : Let's date.
  • Ksoo : Ok.
  • Ji : Also, marry me.
  • Ksoo : No problem.
  • Ji : Have my babies ?
  • Ksoo : eh. I'll try to make it happen.
  • Ji : :)
  • Ksoo : :)

anonymous asked:

viktor would be the dad that carried his babies in separate backpacks, one in front and one in back so when appropriate he'd go "YOU KNOW WHAT'S CUTER THAN ONE BABY" and spin around for the other baby like that one post

(edit: fixed Alexei’s patronymic! bless u anon!!)

Skate America, 2020

Despite what the hag says, Yuri is not at all excited to see Viktor and Katsudon’s spawns. He’s had enough of them from Viktor’s numerous Instagram posts, and honestly, babies looked the same in that they were all weird with squashed up faces. So really, he’s not at all excited to see them and he wishes that Viktor didn’t bring them along because it meant the idiot won’t be able to focus on coaching him

(The sudden transition from Yakov to Viktor is jarring, to say the least, and Yuri’s already dreading the move to Hasetsu after Skate America.)

“Ah! There he is! Yurio!” 

Fucking finally. Yuri whips around to see Viktor walking towards him with an annoying air of alpha smugness (”I procreated! Cower at my virility!” Fuck that.) that’s even more sickening in real life. There’s one of those baby slings strapped securely around his torso, Alexei Viktorovich’s familiar shock of inky black hair peeking out. 

Huh.

“Did you forget the other one?” 

“What other one?” Viktor asks as he moves closer, dropping what can only be described as a leather baby bag–honestly, what the fuck–on a nearby bench. 

“What other–” Yuri splutters, already reaching for his phone to contact Katsudon and berate him for marrying an idiot and letting said idiot breed him. “Your kid! You have two, remember?!”

“Of course I didn’t forget.” Viktor laughs, before performing a twirl to show off his back, which– “Ta-da!” 

And there was Asami Yurievna, fast asleep and snuggled up to Viktor’s back.

“Gospodi. Why are you carrying your children like backpacks?” 

anonymous asked:

Bucky holding your baby girl for the first time. Fast forward 16 years and she's going on her first date. She's beautiful, with her fathers eyes and hair. "Have her home at 9:30," Bucky instructs harshly. You hold his arm to make sure he doesn't kill the poor terrified boy. Fast forward 10 more years and she's sitting in front of you with a man. "We're getting married," she smiles up at her father. "I'll kill you," he growls at the now man. "Bucky!" You yell, and pull him back. Cont.

“Dad please,” she pleads softly. “I think you and I need to talk,” he growls and yanks up the man pulling him outside. “Start looking for another boyfriend,” you smile at your baby girl. “He’s going to have to let me go,” she whispers. “I know, you’re just his baby girl,” you say patting her knee. “He had no problem letting my brother get married,” she mumbles. “It’ll be okay,” you promise. Bucky comes back with the man and sits beside you. Cont.

Fast forward one year and you’re sitting in a chair watching Bucky walk your baby down the aisle. You tear up, he hands her over. Fast forward three more years and she’s waddling up to your door alongside the bravest man. You grin and open the door for them. End.

Oh I love love this - Gen

Daddy Wednesday™ 

Dragon Age Origins - a short summary
  • Warden: *fucks up*
  • Duncan: HELLO DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT GREY WARDENS
  • ---
  • Morrigan: why hello there.
  • Warden: I'm gonna fuck that.
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  • Duncan: drink this dark spawn blood child.
  • Warden: no thanks I'm vegan lol
  • ---
  • Alistair: being a grey warden is a privilege we are the only ones who can stop the blight every grey warden is precoius and important.
  • Duncan: you and Alistair go light a torch.
  • ---
  • Cailan: *dies*
  • Duncan: *also dies*
  • Loghain: I'm leaving lol
  • ---
  • Flemeth: I just saved your ass by turning into a dragon.
  • Warden: shit you’re old as balls.
  • ---
  • Dog: *appears from nowhere*
  • Warden: fuck me everyone died in Ostagar and this useless animal is the only survivor how is this possible?
  • Dog: rude.
  • ---
  • Leliana: I hear voices.
  • Warden: join me.
  • Sten: I killed a shitload of people just because I lost my sword and panicked.
  • Warden: join me.
  • ---
  • Cullen: kill all the mages please.
  • Warden: you're going to be hot as hell in 10 years I can tell you that.
  • ---
  • Wynne: there is a spirit inside me.
  • Warden: yeah I'm sure a lot of things were inside you at the time.
  • ---
  • Warden: *saves Arl Eamon's son*
  • Warden: *saves Arl Eamon*
  • Arl Eamon: thank you I guess I'll help you by saying some shit at a meeting.
  • Warden: yeah thanks a lot asshole.
  • ---
  • Alistair: I never licked a lamp post.
  • Warden: you're going to be a great king.
  • ---
  • Shale: I hate pigeons.
  • Warden: attack Alistair.
  • ---
  • Zevran: *tries to kill Warden*
  • Zevran: *fails*
  • Zevran: hey sorry for that can I join your party maybe?
  • Warden: sure why the fuck not.
  • ---
  • Oghren: Branka I finally found you!
  • Branka: go fuck yourself you ugly useless drunk piece of shit.
  • Oghren: ahah I love this bitch.
  • Oghren: I'm gonna kill her tho.
  • ---
  • Zathrian: help us some werewolves are attacking us.
  • Zathrian: I turn some elves in werewolves back in the day actually.
  • Zathrian: that could be my fault but don't blame me I'm immortal.
  • Warden: what is your damage.
  • ---
  • Alistair: look I don't want to be king don't make me become king ok?
  • Warden: I got you bro don't worry.
  • Loghain: *is executed*
  • Warden: nice now Alistair you're going to be king
  • Alistair: fuCK
  • Warden: you're also going to marry Anora.
  • Alistair: I hate you so fucking much
  • ---
  • Morrigan: quick have sex with me so you don't have to die killing the Archdemon.
  • Warden: what.
  • Morrigan: if you impregnate me you won't die but I'll leave forever and you will never see the baby again.
  • Warden: the downside being?!
  • ---
  • Warden: *kills the Archdemon*
  • Warden: shit that bitch witch was right I'm alive fuck yes
  • Alistair: you did it motherfucker what are you gonna do now
  • Warden: I think I'll disappear for 2 games I mean 10 years maybe idk
Ways to Flirt with Me :
  • **BOLD IS THE SONG TITLE**
  • BTS
  • Guy : I NEED YOU GIRL...to go on a date with me
  • Guy : Your going to be in DANGER if you don't go on a date with me
  • Guy : You're kinda DOPE, won't you date me?
  • Guy : I must be a BOY IN LUV since your here
  • Guy : I thought I had NO MORE DREAMs but I do now. It's to make you mine
  • Guy : Damn girl, your causing a WAR OF HORMONE in my body
  • Guy : IF I RULED THE WORLD, my first order was to command you to date me
  • EXO
  • Guy : Hey girl, why don't you CALL ME BABY?
  • Guy : Hey beautiful, you make me wanna GROWL at your body
  • Guy : If I date you, do you promise to LOVE ME RIGHT?
  • Guy : Wanna go on a date with me? I'll make sure you ave a HISTORY with me
  • SHINee
  • Guy : Are you LUCIFER? Cause' your hypnotizing me with your beauty
  • Guy : I'm MARRIED TO THE MUSIC, but I'll cheat on it with you
  • Guy : Have I seen you before? You look like my DREAM GIRL
  • Guy : Will you be my JULIETTE, if I'm your Romeo?
  • Guy : Hey DAZZLING GIRL, wanna go on a date with this dazzling guy?
  • GOT7
  • Guy : Hey girl, you are JUST RIGHT
  • Guy : Wanna go on a date with me? IF YOU DO, I'll treat you like a princess.
  • Guy : I LIKE YOU, wanna go on a date maybe?
  • Guy : TAKE MY HAND, I wanna take you on a date
  • Big Bang
  • Guy : WOW FANTASTIC BABY, care for a date?
  • Guy : I'm a LOSER without you
  • Guy : Hey BAE BAE, how about a date?
  • Guy : If I said I don't like you, it would be a LIE
  • Guy : Did I mention this before? WE BELONG TOGETHER
  • Guy : I want to be FOREVER WITH YOU
  • VIXX
  • Guy : You plus me, that's a perfect LOVE EQUATION
  • Guy : My love for you is not an ERROR, you feel the same right?
  • Guy : I can see myself being with you for ETERNITY
  • Guy : Did you notice? LOVE IS IN THE AIR
  • Guy : I wanted to give you a LOVE LETTER, but I think this is better
  • SEVENTEEN
  • Guy : OMG, are you real? You are?! You looked like an angel to me
  • Guy : I'll make sure to ADORE U, so won't you date me?
  • Guy : Your a SHINING DIAMOND in my eyes
  • INFINITE
  • Guy : BE MINE, I'll never let you go
  • Guy : Being with you is my DESTINY, I'm sure of it
  • Guy : Why am I blushing so hard? How can't I? I'm a MAN IN LOVE
  • guy: *singing a taylor song with passion*
  • me: *runs over and yells* she knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said...
  • Marry me, Romeo , you'll never have to sing alone.
  • We both love taylor, and that's all I really know.
  • I'll take you to her next show - go put on your tour shirt
  • It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes".
I have decided...

That whomever wishes to marry me must be able to play all of Schubert’s Impromptu No. 3 in Bb Major op. 142 beautifully. Preferably being able to play all of his Impromptu’s and be willing to cry with me over him would be ideal, but if you can melt my heart with the Bb Major op. 142 I am yours.