i'll make it up by saving him

  • Iceland: hmmmm... Den, can you buy this for me?
  • Denmark: huh? No way, bro! That's too expensive!
  • Iceland: Sve, can you buy this for me?
  • Sweden: no. I'll make it for you for half its price.
  • Iceland: Fin, can you?
  • Finland: sorry, Ice~ You should try saving up your money first~
  • Iceland: Nor, will you?
  • Norway: nope. Sorry.
  • Iceland: ... big brother, will you buy this for-
  • Norway: okay.
  • Denmark, Sweden, Finland: NOR DONT SPOIL HIM!!

if theo dies in the series finale you can just as well throw me off a bridge. sure, a meaningful death by sacrificing himself to save someone from the pack is something that makes sense for a redemption arc, but it would also be the most cliché thing ever. there are other ways to prove that he’s redeemed himself than by dying for it, so if teen wolf really chooses that ending for him and builds up all that character development just for him to die in the end, i’ll be so mad. this boy is only just starting to learn what it’s like to care about someone other than himself, and he still has such a long way to go. his childhood has been ripped from him, he never knew what it’s like to have friends, to have people around him that don’t just despise him, and he deserves to discover what that feels like – and that’s something that can’t happen in the short screen time he’ll get in the finale, but only after that. what he did in season five was wrong, even if he thought he was doing the right thing, that’s something that everyone can agree on – but he’s trying so hard, and doing so well, to make up for it and find a place to belong. but he isn’t at the end of his journey yet, and i just hope that’s something the teen wolf writers realized when coming up with the finale. 

  • Snow: I will ditch the daughter I just found and tell her to her face I'd rather spend the rest of my days on Neverland constantly fighting for my life because my husband is there than be with her
  • Fandom: awww cute #Truelove #Goals
  • Regina: I am going to kill Marian because she has come between me and Robin Hood. On second thought, I will force someone to rewrite the universe so that I end up with Robin Hood, effectively raping him, and possibly erasing my 12 year old son and his 4 year old son from existence as well as countless others and have untold consequences for those I claim to care about. Oh and I'll tell Henry that he isn't enough to make me happy, I need to gave Robin Hood, and have him spend all his time pouring over this book to help me in my quest.
  • Fandom: , yes girl, go your so independent, so feminist
  • Emma: My true love's sacrifice was made meaningless so I'm going to go save him from death in order to put things right and my family are choosing to help me but I want them to leave because it will be safer. And resurrecting him didn't work so I will leave him and go help my family who needs it. I also was willing to kill him-and did kill him- to keep my family safe.
  • Fandom: she is so unhealthily codependent on him, this is so anti feminist
Reaper 76 Headcanons #2

-Some family au blurbs!

  • After they came home from being overseas, both Jack and Gabe had nightmares and some forms of PSTD so they would wake up and hold each other…they would both cry but Gabe was hit the hardest and would sometimes sob uncontrollably. This went on for years.
  • Jack loves camping and Gabe and the kids don’t, not really. It reminds Gabe of being in the military and he can’t really relax…but he does it because his husband loves it and the kids did when they were young for awhile. Jesse had a traumatizing (he thinks) time in boy scouts when he was a teen. Gabe prefers calm walks at the beach or a marked path.
  • Jack knits a lot as a hobby he took up and he likes to make stuff animals and pillows. Bean Gabe loves all his creations. 
  • Gabe is a subpar cook because of his privileged upbringing but he keeps trying anyways. His husband actually went to school to study culinary arts and has peach cobblers that are to die for. 
  • Gabe loves and reveres naps. Jack eventually joins him. Cuddles with bean Gabe are not uncommon.

Friendly reminder that Nagakura Shinpachi is canonly the bookworm of the Shinsengumi

Please stop having him be the dumbest one out there who’s just here for booze and women, thanks.

Artemis Fowl books summed up
  • Artemis Fowl: wow who is this asshole
  • Artemis Fowl The Arctic Incident: wow son don't be an asshole
  • Artemis Fowl The Eternity Code: probably the tesseract
  • Artemis Fowl The Opal Deception: he lost his memory but saved a thing to make him remember wow how smart
  • Artemis Fowl The Lost Colony: let's throw a bomb in a volcano, don't do this at home kids
  • Artemis Fowl The Time Paradox: i'll kick my own ass
  • Artemis Fowl The Atlantis Complex: double the genius mastermind and double the fucking crazy
  • Artemis Fowl The Last Guardian: don't even talk to me, no one is over this yet

disastrousnonsense  asked:

A Utah family's cat named Sage was tortured by someone just recently, and he passed away. There's currently a reward for whoever comes forward or finds the person who did it, and the family is holding a ceremony with candles and stuff for Sage on Sunday at 4 pm, mountain time. I'm in a different state but I'll have some candles around my Bastet statue, I was wondering if you had any ideas for a sort of prayer for him (I'm pretty bad at coming up with things to say) Thank you

First of all, I would like to personally torture and murder whoever did that to your cat. I have no idea what makes some people so evil and I am so, so sorry for you loss and for Sage’s suffering.

One of my favorite pet head stone says: “If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever.”

I also know that there’s a nice poem I liked. I think it went:

“If tears could build a stairway

and memories a lane

I’d walk right up to heaven

and bring you home again”

I don’t know if you want one more diety-centric but there are a lot available.

I also have a pet funerary spell that I wrote about 6 months ago for my dog who passed on if you would like to use it (I actually used the headstone mentioned above in the spell post).

Please stay strong. I believe that pets live on in one way or another and Sage isn’t in pain anymore. Know that I am sending the family and Sage so much love; tears have been shed while writing this response. 


Mass Effect 2 - a (not so) short summary
  • Shepard: this is a routine mission
  • Joker: yeah we are just chillin in the empty calm space without worries that is the life eh
  • Shepard: tru homie no danger in sight we are just like little bugs in the infinite field of the universe
  • Collector's ship: DID SOMEONE SAY BUGS *destroys the Normandy*
  • Shepard: sorry wrong quote
  • Joker: let me save the ship
  • Shepard: let me save your fragile ass
  • Joker: Shepper nooooooo
  • Shepard: Shepper yooooooo *crashes into a planet like a comet and dies*
  • Joker: look at that lemme make a wish real quick
  • Joker: I wish one day I'll fuck a robot
  • ---
  • Miranda: Allusive Man we found Shep's corpse
  • Illusive Man: nice now let's spend a shitload of money to resurrect him/her
  • Miranda: cool let's make him/her our slave by modifying the brain
  • Illusive Man: damn girl what is your problem we can't manipulate someone's mind that's fucked up shit
  • Illusive Man: anyway how is the project of turning Grayson in a human reaper going?
  • ---
  • Shepard: *wakes up after a 2 years coma*
  • Miranda: Shepard we're under attack stand up and fight u inferior slut
  • Shepard: aw shit I can barely move *runs like a leopard* *fight like a demon from hell* *tears shit up*
  • Jacob: hurry up commander
  • Shepard: wait I need answers
  • Jacob: Shepard for the love of god we're in the middle of a fight mechs are shooting at us we can't talk rn
  • Shapard: so how was your day?
  • Jacob: OMG it was nice thank you, I wake up and had a toast then I did some push ups then...
  • Miranda: let's get out of here gossip girls
  • ---
  • Illusive Man: hello I'm Cerberus' boss listen to me you have to find out why humans are disappearing
  • Shepard: fuck you Intrusive Man I don't work for you
  • Illusive Man: I revived you
  • Shepard: oh fuck ok then
  • ---
  • Tali: holy fleet Shap is that u
  • Shepard: ye it is me Tali I missed you so much
  • Tali: cool bye
  • Shepard: no wait Tali join my squad
  • Tali: nah better later I got stuff to do now
  • ---
  • Mordin: *fast shit-talking*
  • Shepard: haha I like you I'll make sure nothing bad will ever happen to you trust me
  • ---
  • Kasumi: god I miss Keiji so much I will never love again
  • Jacob: hey
  • Kasumi: yooooooooooo
  • ---
  • Shepard: Zaeed you squinter swine you set fire to a refinery just to find your boyfriend we are all going to die
  • Zaeed: that fucker shoot me in the head
  • Shepard: aaw isn't this love
  • ---
  • Grunt: Shepurd I feel strange I just want to kill everybody and destroy everything
  • Shepard: oh Grunt baby it's perfectly normal you're just becoming a woman
  • Wrex: Shep he is a krogan. Male. It's like our puberty
  • Grunt: do you mean I don't need this XXXXL tampon?
  • ---
  • Thane: my son is in trouble and my wife is dead
  • Shepard: k
  • Thane: "The fire has gone to be kindled anew.” He begs them not to take her away. They let her body slide into the water. He hits me. “Don’t let them! Stop them! Why weren’t you–” It rains. It always rains on Kahje. Warm water pours down his face.
  • Shepard: Cole is that you
  • Thane: what
  • Shepard: what
  • ---
  • Jack: fuck you and fuck everything and fuck Cerberus in particular
  • Shepard: girl put a shirt on it's raining cats and dogs
  • Jack: fuck shirts fuck cats and dogs and fuck me
  • Shepard: kinky
  • ---
  • Samara: help me kill my daughter
  • Shepard: shit why everyone in my squad are psycopath or have tragic stories and why do I have to solve everyone's problem?
  • Samara: so you won't help me?
  • Shepard: sure I'll help you let's do it girl
  • ---
  • Garrus: guess who's fucking back and ready to be romanced
  • Shepard: fuck yes I'm gonna date the shit out of you
  • Garrus: ...
  • Shepard: so-
  • Garrus: shut up I'm calibrating
  • ---
  • Shepard: why do you have a piece of my armor you creepy weirdo
  • Legion: there was a hole
  • Shepard: are you telling me you just have to close every hole you see?
  • Legion: yes
  • Shepard: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • ---
  • Shepard: all right let's go kill all collectors as requested from the Incisive Man
  • Harbinger: we are the beginning, you are the end
  • Shepard: yeah I'm YOUR end
  • Harbinger: this hurts me
  • Shepard: fuck my second life what is that big ass blue motherfucker
  • EDI: it's a human reaper
  • Shepard: woah tough shit better destroy this ship and everything in it
  • Illusive Man: wait Shepard don't do it we need this technology
  • Shepard: shut up Disquisitive Man I do what I want and I want to tear this abomination up
  • Illusive Man: damn no I should have enslaved your mind when I had the chance
  • Miranda: called it
  • Shepard: well too fucking bad Dispositive Man let's do this homies
  • ---
  • Shepard: and that's how I saved the day once again
  • Hackett: Shepard you gangsta you forgot to say you killed 300.000 batarian in the process
  • Shepard: I do it for a good cause
  • Hackett: what cause
  • Shepard: peace
  • Hackett: *cries* this is beautiful
  • Shepard: I know buddy
  • Hackett: you're under arrest
  • Me, writing ir fic/drawing ir art: shit am I making Ichigo too sappy in thi-
  • Kurosaki Ichigo: *farewell swords happens*
  • Me: ...............
  • Me: fuck im not making him sappy ENOUGH
  • What she says: I'm fine

I’m horrible at writing my thoughts down so you guys help me please

It’s about something I always wanted to write but never really tried to, and something I want for season 2.

I’m not putting Mike and Lucas against each other and in my understanding, both are right in their ways

It’s easy for us to side with Eleven because we’re seeing flashbacks and we know she’s good and actually meant no harm and Lucas’ assumptions are wrong, but the thing is, he could be right and all his concerns made sense, and it’s not like Mike knows much more about Eleven than Lucas, he trusted her and got lucky because Eleven was actually trying to help and protect them in the way she could.

I’m sure Lucas is going to learn from that experience, but I don’t want him to change the way he is. I want him to stay suspicious and pragmatic and be right in the end; To show everyone that he isn’t a bad person for not trusting a stranger with superpowers at first and wanting to stick to their original plan. If Lucas is bad, then I’m bad too because Eleven scared me when she glared at the noisy fan at Benny’s and made it stop, and when she closed Mike’s bedroom door and said “no” when Lucas was going to make her presence known to Mike’s mom.

And let’s remember that as soon as he realized he was wrong, he apologized to her as soon as he had the chance.

With the challenges they are going to face, they’re going to need someone like Lucas now more than ever.

Like, I want him to save everyone by not trusting something and being his cautious self

Steven Universe {Sentence Starters}
  • "I wanted all of us to have breakfast together."
  • "It uh... doesn't seem to wanna go away."
  • "Everyone’s counting on you, you can’t just be useless!"
  • "Well of course I can, I'm perfect!"
  • "Looks like we're gonna have to split up."
  • "It’s extremely powerful, we shouldn't have even brought it home."
  • "We’ll figure out something else, something even better."
  • "The doors and rooms here make no sense! They all bring you back here!"
  • "But remember — this is a serious mission."
  • "Ah, it's fading! How do I make it come back?!"
  • "We should've done this in the first place."
  • "Whoa! What magical place of mysteries is this?"
  • "In my defense, I forgot."
  • "Fine. Move aside, I’ll take care of this."
  • "I certainly hope that's not the attitude you have during battle."
  • "Are we really going to let him keep that?"
  • "That pizza wasn't even good."
  • "Maybe you should take the day off."
  • "I'm sorry! I shouldn't have yelled! But I can't stand to see you freaking out like this!"
  • "I know where you are. It's where you're going that concerns me!"
  • "What's the point of saving people if they're just gonna ban you from their pizza shops?"
  • "Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time."
  • "No whining. We need to start cleaning up the debris."
  • "So what?! I'm not strong enough?!"
  • "I'll make them understand. I'll make them all understand."

@haloofmischief from here

Rekker had been watching for a few minutes. It wasn’t really hard to miss the boisterous man. Rekker downed the last of his drink and stood. He wasn’t sure at first if he wanted to get involved, but he was getting angry just sitting there. You didn’t just do that to a girl.

When Angel stepped close to him, he slung an arm around her shoulders for good measure. He’d put himself into this position, so he might as well sell it. While Angel talked, he kept his eyes on the guy, smiling a smile that was slightly too crooked to be friendly. Rekker was almost begging this man to say or do one more thing. Just one, then Rekker could crack a glass over the tool’s head.

He kept his arm around Angel until they were in the clear, then he let her go. He slipped his hands into his pockets.

“Yeah. You sure you’re good? I could always go back there and punch him. Ya know, get the message across real clear.”

It was stupid how men backed off when threatened by another guy. Angel curled her nose a bit at the thought. The creep had been completely ignoring her attempts to get away, but at the mere sight of Rekker he’d turned tail and let her be. What was the difference? They were both equally likely to kill him.

“I’m alright. He’s not worth it.” Angel finally said when they were both free of him. She wasn’t sure if she was convincing herself or the angel in front of her. “A few more seconds, though, and I already would have.” She rubbed her arms, still slightly uncomfortable. The spot on her hip he had grabbed felt wrong, somehow. It’d been a while since she was this… unsettled.

“Thanks again. Really. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? You really saved me back there.” She didn’t know him all that well, it’d been one hell of a coincidence that he’d been in the bar at all. Angel wanted to be sure he knew how grateful she was. 

Pierce the Veil RP Starters
  • possible triggers include: suicide, self-harm, depression
  • "Bet you never had a Friday night like this."
  • "I don't want this anymore."
  • "The though of you's no fucking fun."
  • "You want a martyr? I'll be one!"
  • "Enough's enough, we're done!"
  • "You told me think about it, well, I did."
  • "Now I don't want to feel a thing a anymore."
  • "I'm tired of begging for the things that I want."
  • "You make me sick."
  • "Scream. Until there's nothing left."
  • "Imagine living like a king someday."
  • "I laid down. I drank the poison then I passed the fuck out."
  • "Now lemme tell you 'bout the good life."
  • "Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?"
  • "This is my imagination."
  • "What am I doing here?"
  • "Remind her/him/them that the future would be nothing without her/him/them."
  • "Never lose her/him/them."
  • "I'm afraid."
  • "Better think of something good to say."
  • "But it's all been done more than once."
  • "I'll keep on trying."
  • "Oh, God, don't let me be the only one who says ____"
  • "There's no such thing as too young."
  • "Second chances won't leave you alone."
  • "Then there's faith in love."
  • "If you kiss me good night, I'll know everything is alright."
  • "The future's just a few heartbeats away from disaster."
  • "I'm afraid that I've thrown it all away."
  • "It was the best time of my life."
  • "Darling, don't wake me up."
  • "My thrill is gone."
  • "Say I'm wrong."
  • "I wanna hold your hand so tight, I'm gonna break my wrist."
  • "I'll sing along."
  • "I don't know any other song."
  • "I'm barely hanging on."
  • "By the time you're hearing/reading this, I'll already be gone."
  • "This isn't fair!"
  • "Don't you try to blame this on me."
  • "So what if I was just a painter?"
  • "Would you ever try to leave me for somebody who deserves you most?"
  • "I've broken bones for you."
  • "We just can't keep this home."
  • "We can run."
  • "You tried to kill me with a shotgun!"
  • "She hates all of the guts and blood."
  • "Your doctor won't stop calling me."
  • "Some things don't work out the way we planned."
  • "Maybe we're meant to lose the ones we love, but I'll fight for you till then."
  • "Told you why I see no need for the sun."
  • "Don't bother, 'cause this love is a lie."
  • "Smile. Smile for me."
  • "If there's a God, then I'm letting him go. All for you."
  • "Come at me with everything you've got."
  • "Does it even make a difference?"
  • "Separate me from my own two hands. I've killed so many times."
  • "But I can't save the world from creatures that don't die."
  • "Baby, please come home. I need you here right now."
  • "Darling, it's cold outside."
  • "You said you ended up in Palm Springs dancing on table."
  • "Well, fuck, what? Am I suppose do be impressed?"
  • "Hope you had a really good time."
  • "I will soon forget the color of your eyes, and you'll forget mine."
  • "Let's go outside."
  • "It'll be alright."
  • "Maybe I'll pretend right now."
  • "But I swear to god, I'm gonna change the world."
  • "Oh my god, this is paradise."
  • "Baby, this is paradise, and it's so goddamn good."
  • "I'm not meant for this world."
  • "I just don't see the point."
  • "Don't think about it. Don't overthink about it."
  • "Life is a joke."
  • "Everything's riding on me tonight."
  • "You'd better hide the bullets."
  • "I only pray when it all goes down."
  • "I've been up here so long, I'm going crazy."
  • "We ended up on the ground."
  • "This love was out of control."
  • "Don't be crazy."
  • "Yes, now, of course you can/can't stay here."
  • "I know what it's like to feel burned out."
  • "We've all been there sometimes."
  • "Tonight, I'll make you feel beautiful once again."
  • "You're just wasted and thinking about the past again. Darling, you'll be okay."
  • "Darling, you'll be okay."
  • "I can't take it anymore!"
  • "Everything's not alright!"
  • "I still think you're beautiful."
  • "I don't ever wanna lose my best friend."
  • "God, you vulture!"
  • "Bring her back, or take me with her!"
  • "How does it feel?"
  • "It feels like I'm on fire."
  • "Wake up, I know you can hear me!"
  • "I never want it to be this way."
  • "Pretend like I don't entice you."
  • "You traitor!"
  • "I'll never be taken for granted again."
  • "I know that you're in pain."
  • "Oh my god, we're not gonna make it."
  • "She's/He's/They're mine!"
  • "Stay away from her/him/them!"
  • "It's not her/his/their time!"
  • "Fuck it!"
  • "Can you come over to my L.A place?"
  • "I have something to tell you and it just can't wait."
  • "Do you still love me?"
  • "I'm dying to know."
  • "Did you forget what we shared?"
  • "I've been inside your bedroom a thousand years."
  • "I want you in the most unromantic way."
  • "I thought we had a good damn thing."
  • "Baby, stay away from my friends."
  • "Now you only call me every Christmas and my birthday."
  • "But you don't know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night, scaring the thought of kissing razors!"
  • "Why the fuck didn't you say something?"
  • "I'm the killer who burned your home."
  • "You'd better not get back up."
  • "I'm tired of holding up your backup plans."
  • "You know I've never held a gun in my life."
A summary of the Break Up Arc.
  • Mamoru: I don't love you anymore.* one way ticket to the angst train*
  • Usagi: WHY HE DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?? I'll win him back!! I'll be stronger for him. *plots for 16 episodes like Scarlet O'hara*
  • Chibiusa: It's your fault you got dumped. He's my Mamo-Chan!*Says it as many times as she says she wants to go home.*
  • Senshi: Well he got his reasons. We got more pressing issues to do.
  • Luna: Stop crying over him and worry about Chibiusa.Where did she come from? Who are her parents? Why do they want her?
  • Mamoru: I'm going to ride with this girl on my bike and make Usako hate me. That should work. I'm also going to crush up a rose in her face after I saved her and then ride off into the night while crying.
  • Usagi: MAMO-CHAN!!!!
  • Senshi: He still got his reasons.
  • Usagi: *sees the dream* That's why he's acting like that. I wanna be with you. I don't care if I die.
  • Mamoru: We still can't be together. Oh fuck it! Usako forgive me?
  • Senshi: Well It looks like everything worked out between you two! We are the bestest friends you can ever have! Go get him!
  • Usagi: MAMO-CHAN!
  • Mamoru: Usako! *kisses and the end of the arc*
  • King Endymion: Well that worked!

“They’re never gonna find you.”

dark!Stydia AU (kind of) ➳ in which ever since Lydia has been kidnapped by Nogitsune, her mind has been under his control. Season four, including Allison’s death, was a psychological torture inflicted by him to feed on her pain and grow more powerful.

Maybe it’s okay if you don’t save the world,“ she said to him.

His eyes shifted to her face, lit up only by the light of the moon.

She bit her lip. “No… it’s absolutely okay if you don’t save the world.”

He shook his head. “You don’t under-.”

“Stand?” She finished for him. “Maybe I don’t. But maybe you weren’t put here to save lives and make differences for people. It’s okay if you just save one person… it’s okay if.. you save yourself.

—  D.N. // excerpt from a book i’ll never write #59