i'll look but now we have lots of eyes

anonymous asked:

hey gabz what's the sparks notes of the naruto spoilers? Cause i'm scared that if i check them i'll have to read it and i really don't wanna be here forever

So shit went down and now we are getting a recap of the Boruto movie as a “how we got here” flashback… thingy.

- Older Boruto looks like a “what if x Naruto character got a redesign back in 2006 to look edgy and cool and like it listents to a lot of Linkin Park”. One Byakugan-ed eye, cool scar, cool outfit, sword, frowny face, etc.

- There’s a new antagonist that apparently destroyed Konoha and killed or sealed Naruto. He looks so Mr NarutoOCdonotsteal McEdgy even deviantart would be embarrassed.

- Sasuke watched all HP movies and became a huge Snape fan.

- All the female characters were de-aged like ten years, Himawari included. Maybe something in the water?

- I don’t understand what they were thinking when they designed Sarada’s new outfit. 

- Art is…. uh… I think the new artist was not ready for this. Overall it looks rushed. 

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bioforensics  asked:

Hi! Request 1/? and please take your time! Fitzsimmons + 76 because I'm such trash for that trope it's ridiculous :)

This one grew long enough to warrant a cut, hope you don’t mind… :)


“I need you to pretend we’re dating during my parents’ visit,“ Jemma said, too fast, as she nervously twisted her fingers together.

“Okay,” Fitz replied before her request even fully registered. It wasn’t like he ever denied her anything. “But… why?”

“Because I sort of told them we were together?” She winced.

“You what?”

Jemma huffed a sigh and started pacing. “They’re always asking about my relationships as if it matters more than my grades, somehow. After a while, I just… caved and sort of implied we were together. Just so they would stop prying.”

“How long ago was that?” he asked faintly.

Jemma muttered something unintelligible.

“How long, Simmons?” Fitz demanded to know, as a feeling of dread coursed down his spine.

“About five months?”

“Five months?” He gaped at her for a few moments, until his expression of shock turned into a deep frown. “But we weren’t even friends, back then. Of all the male students in our year, why would you even mention me?”

“I don’t know,” she replied, her face growing bright red. “It seemed to make sense at the time.”

“I don’t understand,” he admitted before sitting heavily on her bed. He rubbed his face with his hands silently for a while. It was a lot to take in, especially when he never even had a real girlfriend yet.

“I’m so sorry,” she moaned. “I thought after a timely fashion, I could tell them we broke up and they would leave me alone –long enough for me to get over your cheating on me, at any cost–”

“Jemma!”

“–I never thought they would make a surprise visit so soon!”

“Too soon for me to have cheated on you, you mean?“ 

Fitz was outraged. Did she really think so little of him? Besides, it wasn’t even plausible. If one of them had the opportunity to cheat on the other and ruin their fake relationship, surely it would be her.

“Well, they’re landing at 8 o'clock. It might seem a little sudden. I mean, we were doing fine when I last spoke to them on the phone–”

“Bloody hell, Jemma! How much do you tell them about our imaginary romance?”

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