okay, here's the situation. it's 1 am and we've run out of alcohol but this party has the potential to go on till 5 or 6 with afterparty and hookup possibilities. how do we fix this.
ok, i've found 50 different websites that deliver alcohol to your door but if this doesn't work we'll have to be prepared for the possibility that the party just has to end sooner, let's be rational
DUde let's DO THIS there's a liquor store 50 miles from here but I'll RUN over there and RUN back alright! WOOOOO! FUCK YES!
*already crying* we're out of alcohol??
idk if you know but i have this crazy experimental technique of home brewing alcohol out of vinegar and soda that i'd love to try
Getting over him won’t be a straight path to freedom. It’s loosing the sparkle in your eye when you talked about him. It’s telling all your friends that your finally getting over him. Then it’s hitting you in the middle of the night when ‘your song’ comes on and you can’t shake him from your mind. It’s you crying on the floor because when things started getting better they all collapsed back down. Getting over him takes time, there’s going to be setbacks. Just keep trucking forward as best as you can, because one day…….. One day it won’t hurt anymore.
You know what’s super cute? After Aaron and Paddy have their little talk, Aaron gets this little smile on his face and decides to go see Robert. Because he has been reminded of how happy he is and how much he loves Rob and just wanted to see his fiancé. So he took off. Dude just wanted to spend every moment with the love of his life and I’m crying again. :’)
Hilary, I am crying over Lucifer Morningstar, actual devil and the smol human love of his life who will not fall for his bullshit and can basically make him dance with a single raise of her (perfect) eyebrows. I'll die once they date because I am one-thousand percent sure he'll be going for all of the boyfriend-of-the-year awards and be ADORABLE and bring her flowers and be even more heart-eyes over her and then turn around and put the fear of god into someone and I just CANNOT with this dork.
YES I KNOW.
WE SHOULD ALSO CRY ABOUT HOW FOX MADE A DAMN VIDEO ENTITLED “CHLOE AND LUCIFER: A DEVILISH LOVE STORY” BECAUSE I MEAN REALLY, REALLY
(let us not even mention Tom and Lauren recording a valentine’s day message and their “OHHHH!!!!!” when she figures out how to make hearts cascade over the screen and the girl emoji give a valentine to the guy emoji, for it hath slain me verily most dead.)
like, I’ve said it before, but I am a massive MASSIVE sucker for ships in which the guy is like really old (hundreds + years) and has crossed realms and done magical/supernatural things/is totally unimpressed by nearly everybody, AND THEN smol human walks into his life and he’s just… totally helplessly smitten? from day one?? GIVE ME ALL OF IT I WILL EAT IT UP WITH A SPOON???
aka, I never expected to be complete trash for the devil and his girlfriend and now it’s too late for me, run save yourselves