i'll just call him

don’t u ever get self conscious about how you sound over the phone? yeah I’m looking at you unknown

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Fun fact: before knowing Kageyama’s name I called him potato head.

So my year so far is a success. I don’t care what else happens for the rest of it, the beginning was super successful. 

After Yuri On Ice ended, I realised I had friends who shared their names with the main characters, and as a result decided I needed to convince said friends to watch it despite the fact that neither of them have ever had any interest in anime in general. Uri is now almost at the end of the series but has said almost nothing, Viktor has watched two episodes and won’t shut up. So I decided to share some of what Viktor said because I for one find it hilarious (in order of when I remembered the exchanges)

  • “So Yuuri’s reaction to being told a naked, attractive foreigner who might be his idol, I think, was in the family steam bath naked, was to run to the steam bath to watch him be naked?”
  • Upon first seeing Yuri Plisetsky: “Oh my god, did you see him slink around that corner? That was so graceful! Like a cat! OR AN ASSASSIN!”
  • “Are we in Russia? We’re in Russia.”
    Later: “Is it the norm in…what the hell country are we in?”
  • “Everyone’s just yelling at Yuuri in public places.”
  • “They don’t need much to hide Viktor’s doodle, do they?”
  • “The ballerina teacher scares me. She’s too happy.”
  • About Yurio: “Ball of anger. Skating ball of anger. He’s a Skating Ball of Anger. On ice.”
  • Viktor: “So Yuri’s whole plan was to go to Japan and scream Viktor’s name? He knew he was at the Hatetsu Ninja House. Why didn’t he just go to the Hatetsu ninja house and go from there like ‘Where the fuck is Viktor?”
    Henry (Viktor’s friend): “Maybe he didn’t know where the Hatetsu ninja house is.”
    Viktor: “Then he should grab some random Japanese person and go from there like “Where the fuck is Hatetsu Ice Ninja House?!”
  • To the tune of the Carmen Sandiego theme: “Where in the world is Viktor Nikiforov?”
    And “Where in the world is Yuri Plisetsky’s parents?”
  • “This 15-year-old goes to Japan without telling anyone and the only one who cares is his skating coach.”
  • “Old man skating coach is going to have an aneurysm dealing with these…RUSSIAN PUNKS!” *Inane giggling*
  • “Hahaha, Russian punk…what a dumb nickname.”
  • “Viktor gave Yuuri the sexy music because he wants to bone him. And the 15-year-old got the other music because 15-year-olds doing sexy dancing? Ew, no.”
  • Viktor: “Why is Viktor naked?”
    Henry: “Because he’s in an onsen. You wouldn’t go to a public bath fully clothed.”
    Viktor: “…I might…”
  • Viktor: “Yuri is definitely the hangry type.”
    Me: “I dunno, I think he’s just angry.”
    Viktor: “Or maybe he was really hungry when he kicked that bathroom door.”
  • “Honestly, doesn’t he know how rude it is to interrupt someone when they’re having a bathroom cry?”
  • “Drop-kicking someone in the face is a national greeting in Russia.”
  • Viktor, about the triplets: “Oh god, what the fuck are those?”
    Me (being a hypocrite because I keep calling them gremlins): “Children.”
    Viktor: “…Ew, children. Children, ew.”
  • “Ew, people. Ew, press conference. Ew, Viktor Nikiforov.”
  • In a Batman voice (While physically shaking Henry): “WHERE IS VIKTOR NIKIFOROV? WHERE IS HE?!”
  • About Christophe, during the credits: “I have found best character.”
  • “Why is he eating victory food when he hasn’t victoried?”
  • About Georgi: “Who’s this guy standing like he’s the hottest man alive?”
    *Silence*
    “He’s probably the hottest man alive.”
707 Call Times (707 Route Only, Corrected)

I made a post about 707 call times here and there were a few errors here and there that I’ve fixed! I’ve combed through the calls twice over to check it all, but if there’s still any errors, do let me know and I’ll try seeing what’s up! Now that I’ve looked more into it, remember to call after reading these chats! It seems to work that way rather than just being within the time frame.

Also, an observation I’ve made just in case it’ll help anyone is if you miss chats where you can get calls and you’re willing to dish out the hourglasses, you can still get them! Once you purchase at least the chat the call takes place on and the chat directly after, you should be able to after reading it, even if you’ve heard a call that happens later on and all that jazz. 

And now onto the chats!: 

Day 3: After “Stayed Overnight T_T”

Day 4: After “Zen’s Imagination”

Day 5: After “Strange Alarm”, “Every 2.35 Seconds”, “Jumin…!!,” “Seven’s True Feelings” and “I think my head is broken”

Day 6: After “Mysterious Email”, “I’m Recovered!”, “JUMIN!!!!! T_T” and “Family Reunion”

Day 7: After “Seven is Depressed…?”, “Sentimental Morning”, “Do not move”, “Unbelievable” and “The only hope”

Day 8: After “What is V doing?”, “I cannot believe Rika did that”, “What can I do” and “The secrets Seven has”+VNM

Day 9: After “Shaking Faith”+VNM, “It has nothing to do with you”+VNM, “Jaehee’s consolation” and “What a relief”+VNM

Day 10: After “Everything I believed in”, “Betrayal”, “I can’t Get Over This”,    “We are on our way” (it’s actually a phone call to Jumin- Seven briefly participates no matter what you pick in the first set of options and it’s quite entertaining!) and “Goodbye Greetings”

Day 11: Call him back when you finish talking to him when he calls after the 8:00am chat

guess who finally found their stylus :D

jumping on @boopliette ’s “Sonny does not wear appropriate winter clothing” headcanon like there’s no tomorrow because I love it (and her, and all her art) with a practise sketch!

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Drawpile with @purrsiacat

*wheeze* I drew kitty bab, you guys can call him Koko, I couldn’t com up with anything better

it’s either koko, uko, (just) ko, or kno (pronounced like no) soOO-

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“I just hope me and my Chauncey are as happy as you and your Jonas were.”

I feel like the entire atmosphere of the ASOIAF RP fandom is just ruined and it doesn’t help with my anxiety at all.

I just got the best da:I ending I could ever hope for so like. Brb I’m gonna be obnoxiously glowing with happiness for the next twelve hours

ah, so i see nothing’s changed in this beautiful city.. hmm? still the smell of sewer everywhere you go, might as well confuse it with the french revolution from the late 1700s and start singing ‘I Dreamed A Dream’. not just that apparently, but i see you haven’t changed a thing either?

So guys I’m still sorta questioning my gender but I have an idea that I might be gender fluid, but I do feel better referred to as masculine, so if you could call me Brooke and use he/him pronouns, I’ve been exploring more of my gender identity bc I’ve pushed back the thoughts for so long I think it’s time to actually figure shit out
So yeah, Since I was 6 or 7 I wore a lot of really “feminine” stuff a I was a typical girly girl, but I really hated it when I went shopping with my mom I always walked to the boys section of clothing and wanted everything there but my mom always said no, so I tried just looked for clothes that seemed gender neutral and wore stuff more “masculine” and I realized I’m happier in more “masculine” type of stuff and I feel more comfortable and confident, but I kinda just pushed these thoughts away bc I didn’t really understand them and I never talked to anyone about them either so I kinda was like oh I guess I’m a tomboy but now I’m starting realize it’s something more so I’m gonna continue to see what works for me, so now that I’ve been more educated on gender, I’m pretty sure I’m gender fluid