i'll get this for myself lol

  • 707: My flirting game with MC is strong af.
  • Yoosung: Really?
  • 707: Yeah! Watch us!
  • 707: 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
  • Yoosung: ???
  • MC: Aww I love you too Seven!
  • 707:
  • 707: I don't have feelings for you. Stay away from me.
Cards on the Table (Taron Egerton)

Originally posted by senxrfoggy

Summary: They dealt the cards in their hands when it came to their relationship, but there was always one that they kept hidden in their sleeves.

Author’s Note: I don’t normally write imagines for real actors, but my thirst levels are off the chart and I couldn’t help myself when I got this idea. I wrote it mainly for myself so I just want to publish it here for fun. Enjoy!


Their relationship always seemed a bit simple once they laid their cards out on the table.

Being cast as one of the main bodyguards for the villain in the new Kingsman movie meant spending quite a bit of time with the main cast. Even more so when her role involved seducing Taron Egerton’s Eggsy Unwin in the script. They got along quickly, and it didn’t take her long to know that she was attracted to him.

Who wouldn’t be? He was very cute and sweet and made her laugh. She had almost let it develop into a crush. Almost.

After a long day of shooting on the set, Taron, herself, and a few of the cast went out to a nearby bar for drinks. A few rounds in, the conversation had turned in the direction of relationships and types. She had no type, she said. If she was attracted to a guy, she was attracted to him; it didn’t matter what his hair color, eye color, or race was. Simple.

Taron’s was simple as well. “I like older women,” he answered. That was his card, and that was when she knew she didn’t stand a chance; she was two years younger than him. One of their co-stars said that people always end up dating beyond their types. She (almost) wanted to believe that was true and keep that glimmer of hope, but her thoughts quickly shut it down. Why wouldn’t it work between Taron and an older, more mature woman?

She was most definitely not that.

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there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet // panic! at the disco

BTS as things I've said during finals
  • Jin: I've been in this class for two years and the only thing I learned was that Ethan can eat a whole lemon in two minutes
  • Yoongi: I stopped studying once my Spotify free trial ended
  • Hoseok: *had two weeks to do an essay* *started the night it's due*
  • Namjoon: I should've listened three years ago
  • Jimin: If anyone gets 100% I will hunt them down and I'll probably cover their doorknob in Vaseline so they know what it feels like to have victory slipping away from them
  • Taehyung: The only thing I did to prepare myself was watching all seasons of Haikyuuu in two days
  • Jungkook: Why get an A for 'awful' when you can get an F for 'fantastic work keep it up!'
FNAF Canon URL Raffle!

So, I’ve got canon urls hoarded and rotting away over the months and I figured since i’m not using them, why not do a give away? raffle type thing!

Please keep in mind this is my first ever giveaway and I am not experienced when it comes to handing over URLs! I’m not exactly sure of the process, so please be patient with me when winners are announced. Thank you!

- INFO:

  • Giveaway ends May 1st! (It was going to go for longer, but given how much the community has shrunk in recent months I figured it’d be moot lol)
  • There’ll be the same amount of winners as there are URLs being given away! Each winner gets to pick one URL - Eg, whoever comes first gets first pick, then second…second, so on so on! In the case someone doesn’t get the URL they want and don’t want what’s left, more winners will be drawn until all URL’s are gone.
  • Likes and reblogs both count as entry’s! I’d prefer you not to reblog with more than one blog (like a sideblog or an art blog or something) but ultimately, I can’t stop you. Only the first reblog counts as an entry! Any other reblogs after that don’t count as extra entries!


The URLs being given away are:

  • nightmare-foxy
  • nightmare-balloon-boy
  • balloon-boy
  • fritz-smith
  • fredbears-family-diner

I’ll be contacting you in your ask box when the winners are drawn, so please have it open if you enter!

Good luck to everyone!! <3

i can’t stop thinking about harry teaching eggsy how to tango (bc i’ve read enough fics about harry teaching eggsy how to waltz) and eggsy gets, super turned on bc doing the tango is just fucking on the dance floor but eloquently. and when they’re done, they’re out of breath and harry’s like “hey, you picked that up pretty fast!” and then eggsy jumps him and they end up doing it on harry’s couch lol

Two small victories yesterday and today. I’m actually proud of them. 

Instead of chainsmoking in the car or getting drunk when I had a Bad Brain Time yesterday, I called my sister and she let me hang out with her on the phone and listen as she yelled at people on Fallout 4.

Today, instead of isolating when I had a Bad Brain Time, I watched movies with the roommate and let him pet me.

Getting there. -flops over and gurgles-

happy asexual pride day!! :0

this marks the,,, , 2nd year I’m pretty sure?? yeah second year of me,, , how do I put it like coming out?? knowing I was ace?? IDK MAN LMAO BUT YEAH 2ND YEAR IN A ROW

I think it was towards the end of sophomore year I knew there was something off but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it yet. Around the beginning of junior year then as the popularity and awareness of the LGBT+ community spread I remember looking into it to see if I could figure out whatever this was I was feeling (or rather, not feeling lol). I found a couple posts on instagram about asexuality and right then and there something clicked and I was like yes!! that’s it!! that’s me!! and I was so happy to have figured it out!! I’d put myself on more of the sex-repulsed side of the spectrum now but yeah I’m rlly!! happy to have found this community!!

I’m still unsure of my romantic affiliation (since I’ve never actually had a crush on anyone IRL my whole life they’ve all been fictional lmaooo)(and I mean I get squishes but that’s about it??) but tbh at this point I’d rate myself at least a 4 or 5/10 on the Gay Scale™. But!! I don’t know!! I’m still questioning and that’s ok!! but since I’m not looking to be in a romantic relationship anytime soon it doesn’t bother me at all that I don’t know yet!! I’m cool w/ it!!

anyways yeah hope all my fellow aces out there have a good pride day today!! <3 :0

Will I really gonna get McDonald’s in the middle of the night all alone?

You’re gonna bet your sweet ass I will.

I desperately needed some fluff after the barrage of wonderful gifs we got over the past few days. Here’s a drabble that popped into my head.

*Notes after the fic

Jyn couldn’t move. She desperately, achingly, needed to, but she just couldn’t. Sleep had long eluded her, and she gave a withering stare to the snoring figure lying beside her. If he hadn’t been resting up from a mission she would have probably “accidentally” nudged him in the ribs with her elbow. Hard.

At least one of us can get some sleep, she thought bitterly. She tried moving again, leveraging herself against the wall beside her, the soreness in her right hip pushing her to desperate measures. Her flailing limbs still failed to wake Cassian, although she was sure she had hit him a few times. He had only grunted softly, but otherwise showed no signs of waking.

There would be no avoiding it. This was partly his fault, anyway.

“Cassian,” she hissed, but she was only answered by a slight stutter in his snore. “Cassian!” a little louder now, through gritted teeth. He finally lifted his head up slightly, and in the semi-darkness Jyn could see him blinking the sleep out of his eyes.

“Mm… Jyn? What’s wrong?” his voice was thick from sleep, but his eyes narrowed in on her, and for a moment Jyn felt a pang of regret for waking him, and possibly worrying him. The moment passed quickly, however.

“You need to get up.” she demanded, in that tone Cassian knew all too well.

“Ah. Of course.” Cassian pulled the blanket off of them and got out of the bed, leaving ample space for Jyn to crawl out.

Jyn shimmied her way to the edge of the bed, swung her legs out and over, but when she tried to sit up, nothing happened. Cassian stood by the bed. Jyn lay half out of the bed, half in it. For a few agonizing seconds, they were at an impasse.

“Help me. Please.” Jyn finally spit out. Cassian tried not to chuckle as he grabbed a hold of her arms and pulled her into a sitting position. She begrudgingly took his hands but once she was sitting she pulled away, not meeting his eyes. She turned back towards the bed, crawled back to her side, and lay down again, this time on her left side.

Cassian waited the requisite few seconds, while she adjusted herself and got comfortable, before he asked, “All good?”

He was only met with a soft snore.

Chuckling to himself, he crawled back into bed and wrapped his arm around the swell of her stomach, marveling at how, in just a week or so, there would be someone else keeping them awake at night.

A/N: Someone once told me that when she was nine months pregnant, if she wanted to switch the side she was lying on, she couldn’t just flip over. She would have to get out of bed, and crawl back in. I thought this was a preposterous story. Until I was nine months pregnant myself. Anyway, I don’t headcanon Jyn getting too big when she’s pregnant, but that belly definitely makes sleeping very challenging lol

admin post! i tried posting audio from the album but they were flagged rather quickly and i’d rather not risk having the blog (and my entire account, lol) deactivated for the sake of all of you (and myself, obviously) so i’m not going to be attempting to post any audio from the album directly again. i will post a direct link to the spotify upload though and, if i can find another way to get them on here i’ll go about doing that.

anonymous asked:

Hi!!! I really love your work, esp D:M. Can't believe it took me /this/ long to find it. Anyway, are you taking requests? (I really hope you are *creys*) I'd really like to know the reactions of the Miracle Boyfriend Club to Hinata (and maybe Kags too /shot). Maybe he can demo his ability on them? (lol) Bonus points if the Miracles get jelly *evil cackle* (yup i'll just let myself out) (ps: bless you author-san srsly; more power to you!!! ^^)

“Is anyone else a little freaked out by how easy that was?” Takao ventures.

“It is a little bit of a deus ex machina,” Himuro admits.

“Right,” Kagami says, “It’s like, Kuroko always says he doesn’t give up on a game because you never know what’ll happen, yeah? Like, a meteor might come and strike down the rest of the team before the game is over. I feel like that was a little bit like a meteor.”

Everyone momentarily pauses, impressed Kagami knew what a deus ex machina was.

Takao nods thoughtfully. “I mean, I didn’t even have to dress up like a hooker this time.”

“What?” Kasamatsu asks.

“Nothing,” Takao says. Kasamatsu, he realizes, was the only one here who didn’t see Takao in his hooker outfit and it’s probably for the best. Takao wants Kasamatsu to like him.

The boyfriends (or soon to be boyfriends, Takao thinks, since if Kagami’s not there yet there’s no way he won’t be soon. That video conference in the morning distinctly looked like they’d been sharing a bed) are huddled together marveling quietly at the abrupt appearance of Orange. Hinata Shouyou. Volleyball players in general, really. Like they’d all just needed a second to re-group because of this sudden and fortuitous turn of events. “Man, I can’t believe another one exists.”

“I know!” Himuro says. “And he’s so adorable and tiny. I want to put him in my pocket.”

“Don’t be patronizing,” Kasamatsu chides.

“He could probably still kill you,” Takao feels the need to point out. Although he gets where Himuro is coming from. Hinata is currently standing next to Murasakibara and it’s making a rather hilarious contrast.

“Quiet,” Kasamatsu reprimands sharply, and Takao grimaces. He very much doubts anyone can hear them, but given what they just narrowly escaped from, it is probably best not to press their luck.

“Sorry, sorry,” Takao says. He eyes Kagami, wondering how he’s doing from this sudden reappearance. Takao doesn’t know a whole lot about Orange, but Midorima had told him that he’d been close to Kuroko. As much as he’s glad that someone nice from Teiko actually survived, Takao can’t help feeling (guiltily) a little relieved that it’s not someone Midorima had a special bond with—he’s not sure he could compete with what it sounds like Hinata and Kuroko had. “How are you feeling about this?” he ventures, since Kagami is a friend, sorta.

“Jealous as hell,” Kagami says. And Takao has to blink, because he can’t believe Kagami just flat out said it like that. Then Kagami continues with, “I mean, he can fly.

“He can jump,” Himuro corrects, sounding amused.

“Really high!”

“Dude, you jump really high,” Takao says, still moderately baffled.

“Not like that! Man, I wouldn’t’ve wanted any of their other powers, but flight, come on.”

“Really? That’s the ability you’d want the most?” Himuro asks.

“Of course! Who wouldn’t?”

Takao shakes his head, thinking all things considered, Kuroko is probably better off that Kagami has a very simple point of view. He moves away then, because the volleyball players are just sticking with the volleyball players and the basketball with the basketball folk, and that can’t continue. There’s all these players together, and a convenient basketball court, and clearly some bonding needs to happen and Takao’s going to make sure that it does.



A/N: Dear first anon-friend, my sincerest apologies for how late this is! It is one of the oldest prompts in my inbox. (I am trying to make the effort to respond to the oldest of things). It’s not quite what you asked for, but I figured the JSDF gathering immediately after the Special Diet was the best bet to have the Miracle Boyfriends discuss Hinata, so I hope you enjoyed!! (Actually, I just hope that you see it, I feel super bad for how late this is… you might have given up… I’m so sorry…)

Second anon-friend, you actually submitted this today so it has not been as long of a wait for you and I was super pleased when I saw it had the response of, “hey, that’s the prompt I’m posting today!! Huzzah!! Timely response for at least one person…” Hope you also enjoyed =D

  • me: i feel like being productive today, i'll finish all that stuff that I need to get done and i'll also keep on my language studies and then i'll go home and clean the whole house and also if you need me i can help you with anything you need, okay?
  • otp: lol remember that we exist
  • friend, removing one earbud: sorry, what did you say?
  • me: uuhh, nothing, i said that i'll go home and lock myself in my room and that nobody should bother me, okay?

i could’ve went out to trash myself and fight with any homophobic or racist dude i come across at a stupid village party today, but instead, i’m staying home, drawing my african witch, drinking wine, my life is miserable

Hamilton summarized [act two]
  • What'd I Miss: jazzy + snazzy jeff
  • Cabinet Battle #1: iLL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS
  • Take a Break: Ham isn't emotionally available sorry folks
  • Say No To This: spoiler alert! he doesn't say no
  • The Room Where It Happens: Burr doesn't get to hang out w/ the cool kids so he gets pissy
  • Schuyler Defeated: Sneaky Burr™
  • Cabinet Battle #2: Jeff is secretly Lafayette and he's pissed at Americans
  • Washington On Your Side: gee I wish Washington would notice me
  • One Last Time: time to get your shit together ham Washington is leavin
  • I Know Him: That's my replacement? HA
  • The Adams Administration: fat shaming isn't cool @ham
  • We Know: We got the dirt dudez
  • Hurricane: shit they know my secrets what if they like tell people? oh wait, I'll just do that myself lol
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: if anyone's gonna slutshame me it's gonna be me
  • Burn: I'm cute but I'll kill you
  • Blow Us All Away: I'm cute like mi mum but I'm stupid like mi pop
  • Stay Alive [reprise]: Alexander you need to stop fucking everything up you killed OUR SON
  • It's Quiet Uptown: oh look I'm crying
  • The Election of 1800: lol lemme mess with burr just a lil more
  • Your Obedient Servant: literally the saltiest song you've ever heard feat. ham being all ham
  • Best Of Wives and Beat of Women: the early meeting out of town was his dEAth
  • The World Was Wide Enough: burr dun fucked up
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: while you were freaking dead I did some shit

Am I the only one who doesn’t get hyped for new champions anymore? It began since Jhin was released, I thought of him: “He’s a mix of Sivir, Caitlyn, Jinx and Corki. Nothing original.” What about Xayah and Rakan? PFFT. Another OP AF champion that will be nerfed significantly two or three patches later. I can see myself checking the patch and seeing them being nerfed. OH FUCKING WELL.

Artwork by @mimi-loves-foxes