i'll get going and just won't stop

  • Robert: Do you think if I got myself locked up, they would let us share a cell?
  • Aaron: Like that's ever gonna happen. All the stuff you do, you just get away with it.
  • Robert: Yeah, must have been born lucky.
  • Aaron: Or jammy. But seriously though, you will be careful, won't you? No one to watch your back while I'm in here. (buzzer)
  • Robert: Feels like I've only been here five minutes.
  • Aaron: Tell me about it. You'll come back soon, yeah?
  • Robert: Like you have to ask. (reaches under the table, touches his knee) Seriously, seeing you, it means everything.
  • Aaron: I know. Same here. I'd better be going, yeah?
  • Robert: You'll be okay?
  • Aaron: I'll be fine. Stop worrying. I'll see ya. (gets up, runs into Jase) Ooh!
  • Jason: Sorry about that, mate. You good?
  • Aaron: Yeah, you?
  • Jason: Never been better. It's turning into a really interesting day.

I have a lot of opinions abt rvb Harry Potter aus but none that I will fight ppl over quite as much as Grif being in Hufflepuff

Like he goes to the sorting hat and the hats like, “hmmm yes, I see a lot of cunningness here, a dash of bravery-”

“Yeah yeah, that’s great. Can you put me in Hufflepuff?”

“Hufflepuff? Yes, the loyalty is definitely there, though I don’t think you would excel there quite as much as in Slyth-”

“Excel? No, no, listen. You put me in Slytherin, people are gonna start expecting shit, y'know? I wanna cruise the next seven years, I don’t need people to think I’m gonna excel.”

“That’s… One of the most Slytherin things I’ve heard.”

“Plus? I hear the Hufflepuff dorms are right next to the kitchen. I wanna get in on that.”


i’m just gonna say this, then i’m going to sleep: i’m tired of people treating kara like a kid in fanfic. sleeping in her sisters bed, between said sister and her girlfriend? it’s weird. maggie and alex in fic treat kara like she’s 12, not 26

people can write whatever they want, i know i don’t have to read it etc. but it’s just, why do people do it? i genuinely want to know because i really don’t get it

MBTI types + fictional characters funny quotes
  • <p> <b>ISFJ:</b> "What do you like to do for fun on weekends? Break old ladies' hip?" (Caleb Rivers, PLL)<p/><b>ISFP:</b> "How come he always gets the hug? I'm standing right next to him." (Toby Curtis, Scorpion)<p/><b>ISTP:</b> "I need a pressure regulator." ["What for?"] "...Regulating pressure." (Raven Reyes, The 100)<p/><b>ISTJ:</b> "No blood (donation), no cookie. I didn't make the rules." (Spencer Hastings, PLL)<p/><b>INTJ:</b> "I don't have any feelings and even I am uncomfortable watching this!" (Walter O'Brien, Scorpion)<p/><b>INTP:</b> "So she lived somewhere two months and didn't make any friends? I thought that only happened to me." (Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds)<p/><b>INFP:</b> "Can I please have a little emotional escapism while we trace his phone?" (Toby Curtis, Scorpion)<p/><b>INFJ:</b> "Yelling doesn't help. I don't even have a digital foot in the door." (Sylvester Dodd, Scorpion)<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> "You're like the queen of not helping." (Spencer Hastings, PLL)<p/><b>ENFP:</b> "Do you think this means we're all going to grow two heads?" (Finn Collins, The 100)<p/><b>ENTP:</b> "I can't change the tide if the moon won't cooperate." (Monty Green, The 100)<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> "Meatloaf is about to get your trophy." (Asher Millstone, How To Get Away With Murder)<p/><b>ESFJ:</b> "Stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your dad." (Cabe Gallo, Scorpion)<p/><b>ESTP:</b> "Seriously, just because my facial hair isn't exactly as luscious as yours, doesn't mean I can't still kick your ass." (Asher Millstone, How To Get Away With Murder)<p/><b>ESFP:</b> "You look like a strung-out Powerpuff Girl" (Hanna Marin, PLL)<p/><b>ESTJ:</b> "Let's put Max on the stand and have him cry like a little baby." (Asher Millstone, How To Get Away With Murder)<p/></p>
  • Psychic: I'm going to read your mind
  • Me: 'm getting really stressed And it's because I walked up in a cave And now they just won't stop. Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat A Zubat and a Zubat And a Zubat, And a Zubat. I'll look across the land Look far and wide I'll catch anything That can learn HM5 Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Did I just see a golbat? Nope it was a Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere Zubat everywhere This is dumb! Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere, Zubat everywhere! Zubat everywhere, Zubat everywhere! Zubat everywhere This is dumb. Ugh! Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat There's like one million in fifty Now Bill's mad at me Because he's got so many Zubats Sent to his PC. Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Max repel!
  • ...
  • Effect wore off. Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Geodude! Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat. Oh god make it stop! Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere Zubat everywhere This is dumb. Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere Zubat everywhere This is dumb. Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere Zubat everywhere This is dumb!
  • Psychic: What the f*ck


  • it stops my leg pain
  • it gets rid of my anxiety - even after i come down
  • it helps my depression more than my fucking anti-depressants
  • it actually helps me feel exhausted and sleep - my fucking sleeping pills don’t do that

proof that it helps my depression:
i told my dad i smoke weed just so i didn’t have to keep it a big secret and he got pissed and said a bunch of shit that isn’t true about weed. usually when he yells at me i end up suicidal and end up hurting myself. this time it’s so much easier to tell myself “it’s okay, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, you know what you’re doing” and let it slide off.

and when the bad thoughts started happening i was able to go “hey it’s okay, go back to your story. you were doing really good with that!” and give myself some positive shit to think about which i never do because i’m usually so fixated on the thoughts.

Shit My Theater Professor Said (Part One):
  • "I'll say Macbeth on stage 50 times, I don't give a shit."
  • "Yes it's a penis."
  • "Did you really watch it expecting deep, emotional shit?"
  • "Because you will be killed."
  • "I don't listen to opera in my spare time."
  • "I don't know that show."
  • "I think I met Naked Dave once."
  • "They're gods and they can do that."
  • "You badmouthed me so now you're dead."
  • "He tortured people, he lost his right to sleep."
  • "Fuck it, we do what we want."
  • "This is Ophelia, right? It is now."
  • "Jesus broke his arm."
  • "Basically as an individual I just wanna punch people."
  • "There is a Spiderman musical. It's awful."
  • "The kid had sex with a pie."
  • "That one doesn't count."
  • "I don't know what the fuck those are."
  • "You wanna get home but you can't. And apparently you aren't wearing shoes."
  • "No one gets my shitty references, so I'll stop. Dicks."
  • "South Park is just South Park."
  • "I won't leave this up because people will giggle."
  • "This is where our $9 million can go."
  • "We're at a university. Kind of."
  • "That's super fucked up."
  • "Everything after here gets pretty depressing."
  • "Shit exploded—sweet—awesome!"
  • "There doesn't have to be mass death."
  • "We'll do a little bit of this and then we'll go away."
  • "I don't watch a lot of depressing shit."
  • "Normally there's more giggling when I say that."
  • "I don't know how I'm doing that, but we're doing it."
  • "I don't care—read it. I don't have to read it."
  • "Oh the LARPers are out."
  • "It's just snow, deal with it."
  • "Domestic violence is not comedy."
  • "You're not gonna send Jesus out in a cast."
  • "That's why he creates blah blah blah."
  • "Everyone gets married and lives happily ever after."
  • "Syfy-something-something."
  • "It's just a guy in a hat who looks like Lincoln."
  • "I'll remind myself. So I remember."
  • "Here's one story."
  • "Because Shia LaBeouf."
  • "The book just starts trashing everybody."
  • "Not everybody agrees that Naked Dave is perfect."
  • "I don't think it's a good musical."
  • "Not like fisticuffs."
  • "Pay them slightly."
  • "You don't sleep if you're saving the world."
  • "This has nothing to do with marijuana."
  • "Well did you find five dollars?"
  • "Or a lego. Those are the worst."
  • "The French like making fun of the Spanish. Apparently."
  • "I'm trying to think of a reference."
  • "They like to fight."
  • "If that ever happens, don't fucking leave."
  • "It's art, it's okay."
  • "Not everybody back in the day looked like that."
  • "Does anyone watch it just because they wanna see Luke and Leia make out?"
  • "The way they do it with puppets on stage is kind of mindblowing."
  • "Marriage or death?"
  • "You can't see unless you set something on fire."
  • "You work in a hospital, for God sake."
  • "It's slowly becoming my castle."
  • "I just started watching it, don't spoil it."
  • "That was after my time."
  • "Hopefully no one gets shot."
  • "It's Satan."
  • "I'm not ready for that level of commitment."
Oh Wonder lyrics sentence starters
  • "Too many lovers that I'll never know."
  • "Your love will take me higher and higher."
  • "Cover my heart up, never let it show."
  • "Hold me when I put my heart in your hands."
  • "All we do is hide away."
  • "All we do is lie and wait."
  • "Can't find paradise on the ground."
  • "All we do is play it safe."
  • "All we do is live inside a cage."
  • "All I did was fail today."
  • "Before you came round I was ready to slow down."
  • "Before you came round I was heading for a small disaster."
  • "We can go until the morning glow."
  • "A love with no doubt and now I’m never gonna slow down."
  • "We can go higher and higher and higher."
  • "Come settle down."
  • "I feel life for the very first time."
  • "I feel safe in the 5am light."
  • "You and me, caught up in a dream."
  • "Make me lose control."
  • "I can't help but drive away from all the mess you made."
  • "You sent this hurricane now it won't go away."
  • "I promised I'd be there but you don't make it easy."
  • "Darling please believe me."
  • "Loving you is too hard."
  • "All I do's not enough."
  • "I cannot be loving you."
  • "Loving you leaves me hurt."
  • "All I do is get burnt."
  • "Sure I could stay, but there's a place I'd rather be."
  • "I can't forget about the way you played me, like I was never gonna change your world."
  • "I can't forget about the way you played me."
  • "I was never gonna change your world."
  • "It ended long ago, so please just let me go."
  • "Don't you stop the music."
  • "Won't you dance with me?"
  • "You can do it."
  • "You gotta give yourself a moment."
  • "I know it hurts sometimes but you'll get over it."
  • "I know you're sad and tired."
  • "I'll be there for you."
  • "I know you'll get over it."
  • "I'm ready to go."
  • "Can't do it alone."
  • "I need you right here with me."
  • "I'm ready to fly."
  • "I'm waiting for you."
  • "I've been walking solo, dreaming you were back home."
  • "Come back into the good life."
  • "I'm a little bit lost without you."
  • "Hold me close when it's over."
  • "I’ve been waking on my own."
  • "Left an empty space in a home we built to grow."
  • "I guess I lost the light, now I’ve given all my love to you."
  • "Lie around and wait for a heart I used to know."
  • "I still can’t find the light."
  • "I’ve given all my love to you."
  • "Don’t you tell me I’m dreaming."
  • "Won’t you stay with me?"
  • "You got diamonds in your eyes tonight."
  • "Not in it for the money, just in it for the thrill."
  • "Always ends up like this, always gonna lose."
  • "Dazzle me, dazzle me, dazzle me with gold."
  • "In the mirror you’re a work of art, but this is real life."
  • "You’ll never be what you wanna be with all that money."
  • "You with the wide eyes, don't lose your courage."
  • "Swing your head high and don't be worried."
  • "We're over the moon."
  • "You with the sad smile, don't lose your courage."
  • "We are going over."
  • "Caught up in a love landslide."
  • "Are you gonna be my love?"
  • "Are you gonna be mine?"
  • "Are you my soul, my heart?"
  • "I know we need a little heart hope."
  • "So feel the love and let it in."
  • "Made a home in a basement."
  • "I don't know where the money goes."
  • "I've got plans to get to you, you know."
  • "Gonna build a paper plane to float to you."
  • "This is the life, we were born for this!"
  • "Stood still but I'm feeling fine."
  • "All these plans I've been making will get me out of here in time."
  • "It's always two steps backwards."
Heartwarming (Vikklan one-shot)

Oh my God, do you know how long it took me to write this with a hurting hand? The things I do for you guys…:3

I have soooo many ideas to write down but I can’t right now :( besides having an inflamed hand I’m sick too, so that sucks :( (by soooo many ideas I mean a bunch of Vikklan one-shots, a Poofless one-shot plus I need to develop the storyline for my Pack fanfic…)

And I’m still terrible at coming up with titles…

Also, sorry if this is terrible, I was kinda tired when I wrote the ending

One more thing: just imagine Vikk in Lachlan’s jumper, with the sleeves properly rolled down *-* so cute, OMG, someone gotta make me a fanart of that!

Pairing: Vikklan

Setting: How to Minecraft

Word count: 3170 (ohmygod, that’s a lot)

‘Race you to the top!’, Lachlan screamed, dashing up the nearby hill with a headstart.

Vikk couldn’t catch up, so the Australian won their little race.

'I’m the king of the hill!’, he screamed as his friend reached the top too 'Hey, get off me hill!’

With that he pushed the other gently, but forcefully enough to make him stumble backwards and roll a few feet away in the soft grass.

'Hey, rude!’, Vikk laughed, still lying on the ground.

He quieted after a while, just smiling to himself and loving his life a whole lot. He cherished the moment, like he always did when they were like this with Lachlan, when they were so immature and happy and carefree, when it was just the two of them, hidden from the eyes of everyone else. Those were the moments when Vikk felt like he was free to love the Aussie as much as he did, more than a friend, even though it was not the case.

They were exploring, but for no apparent reason. They weren’t in need of any rare materials and there were barely any unexplored chunks within the world border at the moment. Still, going exploring together seemed like an unquestionably great idea to both of them as it gave them an opportunity to spend some time together without having any responsibilities. Because Lachlan loved Vikk too – whether romantically or not, it wasn’t clear for the Brit - and whenever they did something together, it was always just the best of times for the both of them.

Vikk finally got up and started walking towards his friend, causing him to be loud again.

'I’m the king, you’re a peas’, you stay down there!’, he joked.

'Aaaaawwwww…can’t we be kings together, plz?’

'Hmmmm….’, the blonde took his time to think 'Y'know what? That sounds cool, let’s be kings together.’, with that he reached out his hand and pulled him next to him.

The other laughed, but silenced when he looked further behind his friend.

'Lachlan, look over there!’

'Wha…?’, he turned around, confused 'Oh my God, yes!’, he exclaimed when he realised that there was a snow biome on the other side of the hill 'Let’s go there!’

'The last one there is a zombie pigman!’, Vikk screamed, running down the hill, getting his rematch.

'Nuuuuu that’s not fair!’, the Australian whined.

The other just laughed and jumped over the river separating the two biomes and landing on the ice, finishing first that time around. Lachlan ran to the shore, coming to an abrupt stop, being reluctant about jumping over the water and onto the ice.

'Come on, little Lachy! We don’t have all day!’

'I don’t know mate, how did you jump this?’

'It’s easy, just get some momentum.’

'Yeah, and land in the water! I don’t want to be wet if we’re going into a cold biome!’, he continued complaining.

'You won’t, I’ll catch you, okay?’, Vikk smiled reassuringly, reaching out both hands towards him, ready to catch him.

'A-alright…’, he backed away from the bank a few feet, then started dashing towards it.

His jump alone would have been enough, but Vikk caught him anyway. However, Lachlan’s momentum now sent both of them flying backwards, the Brit landing hard on his back, holding his friend on top of him tightly.

'Hey, it worked!’, the Aussie laughed, rolling off of the other and secretly already missing the feeling of his arms around him.

'Why are you so surprised?’, Vikk shot back as they both got up and moved on to solid land.

'Don’t know, maybe because you have a talent to make everything go horribly wrong.’, he giggled.

'Nah mate, that’s you, not me.’


Their occasional fits of laughter was the only noise that could be heard across the silent biome. They have left the river behind long ago, enjoying the chill and the new landscape. They had a couple of snowball fights, made snow angels and built a snowman, which Lachlan didn’t want to leave behind, but he had to. It started snowing too, making it seemingly even more perfect.

Lachlan kept running ahead, still bubbly and full of energy and not even a bit cold thanks to his thick jumper. Vikk, on the other hand, had slowed down, walking slower and falling behind. He started feeling cold after making the angels and now he was absolutely freezing, walking with his arms wrapped around himself, trying to warm himself up as his thin T-shirt wasn’t providing great protection against the chilly weather. However, he was grateful that his friend was still jumping around and was constantly ahead of him, because he wouldn’t have shown he was cold if he could have seen. He seemed to be having so much fun and Vikk didn’t want to ruin it for him by being a wimp and making both of them have to turn back so that he could warm up.

The Australian still turned towards him from time to time.

'You okay there, mate?’

'Yeah, sure.’

'You not cold?’

'Nah, I’m fine.’, he managed to force a smile everytime and it was enough to fool Lachlan. Adorable, naive, sweet Lachlan.

'Well, if you say so…’

And they kept going everytime.

After a while of wandering in the snowy plains, Lachlan came to a stop.

'Hey, Vikk, see that?’, he pointed at the hill ahead of them 'Let’s race up there, it could be the tiebreaker!’, however, he received no answer 'Vikk?’, he asked worriedly, turning around to look at his friend.

What he saw almost made his heart stop. The Brit didn’t even care to act tough anymore, he was just standing there with his arms wrapped around himself and shaking from cold, looking so small and fragile and miserable that it almost broke Lachlan’s heart.


'Oh, yeah, sorry, I kinda spaced out…What’s up?’, he tried to act like he was fine, but he was failing miserably.

'You are freezing…’

'No, I’m fine!’, he attempted to stand straight and walk towards his friend, but at his second step, he stumbled and fell – and he didn’t get up.

'Oh my God, Vikk!’, he rushed to his side, falling to his knees beside him.

Lachlan was terrified to see his friend lying in front of him, motionless and so, so cold, not even conscious anymore.

'No, Vikk, don’t do this to me, please!’, he cried out, shaking his shoulders in attempt to wake him. 'C'mon, sleeping beauty, it’s not naptime yet!’, he was so scared, how could their happy trip go so terribly wrong?!


Warmth and darkness. Those were the first two things Vikk became aware of.

He was covered in something soft, he could feel it on his arms. A blanket? No. A hoodie, maybe? It smelled familiar too. He was lying on a hard surface, stone, probably.

He tried to remember how he had gotten to the place he was in now. The exploring trip with Lachlan…the snow biome. Yeah, right, he was cold and he had overwhelmed himself, until he got to a point where his body couldn’t take it anymore. He should’ve frozen to death then, right? So why hadn’t he? Did Lachlan save him, or was it someone else? Was he even alive?

His thoughts were getting more and more messy and he was getting nowhere with them. He figured that the smartest thing to do would be to open his eyes and actually check his surroundings. It wasn’t as easy though, he felt like all energy had been drained from his body and it took him some tries to open his eyes.

At first he was blinded by the light rushing into his pupils. Then he saw that he was lying on natural stone floor and there was a fire lit really close to him, filling him with warmth. He looked further, seeing that the walls were rough and made of stone too. Was he in a cave? Probably.

He couldn’t see anything else. He lay still for a few minutes, gathering the strength to just move his head a bit, so hopefully he could see more. He moved his head upwards slightly, and fair enough, a figure came into his field of vision. The boy was sitting not far from him, next to the fire, hugging his knees and having his face buried into them. From his blonde locks and the fact that he was the last person he saw, Vikk assumed it was Lachlan…but why was he wearing a white T-shirt? Where was his jumper? Oh, wait a sec…He looked down at his arm, seeing the sleeve of a really familiar red jumper.

He looked at the Aussie again, wondering what he should do. Finally, he made up his mind.

'Lachlan…’, he called softly, his voice hoarse.

The other’s head shot up on an instant, and as his sky blue eyes fell on him they filled to the brim with tears.

The next thing Vikk knew was that he was pulled into an almost suffocatingly tight hug.

'You- you scared me so much…’, the blonde choked out 'Don’t do that ever again! I was so scared…and worried and I…I…’, he lost his ability to speak as sobs took over, so he just held the other even tighter, grasping the fabric of his jumper as if he was fearing that he could be torn away from him every second.

The Brit was taken off guard by the hug, but what surprised him even more was that Lachlan was crying and he had been afraid for a person other than himself…and that person was actually him. He felt like his heart was going to burst as he gently returned the hug and attempted to calm his friend.

'Hey, don’t cry…please, I’m alright now, well I’m better, that’s for sure’, he whispered softly, stumbling over his words 'thanks to you, I suppose?’

His last comment made the other pull away just enough to look him in the eye.

'Y-yeah, it was me.’, he mumbled, breathless from crying 'When you passed out, I brought you to this cave and made the fire to warm you up…’, his tears started to surface again 'but it was so long ago and you never moved and you were so cold, I was so scared…’

'Well, thank you for saving me then…no, no, no, don’t cry again! You’re gonna make me cry too.’

'O-okay…’, he tried to fight back his tears.

'Good’, Vikk chuckled and brought a hand up to wipe the other’s tears away, not taking it away after but gently stroking his cheek with his thumb.

Somehow it didn’t even surprise him that the Australian closed his eyes and leaned into his touch, a smile growing on his tear-stained face.

'I just…I can’t lose you, okay?’, he sighed, opening his eyes and covering the other’s hand with his.

'You won’t’, he said without thinking, his voice barely a whisper.

He wasn’t quite sure where the situation was going, it felt like one of his dreams. His mind was telling him to stop, to not say things like that and to pull away, because they were totally not acting like friends, but his heart was telling him different, and he had always listened to his heart.

'I will if you keep doing reckless stuff like freezing yourself to death!’, despite how much it sounded like his usual jokes, he was being serious for once.

'I’m sorry. I won’t do that again, I promise.’

'How do I know you won’t break that promise?’, he demanded, not caring how childish he sounded.

'I…don’t know…’, he muttered, feeling hurt and pulling away from the hug.

Lachlan let out a whimper at the loss of contact and quickly pulled him close again, burying his face into his shoulder. He knew he was being really clingy, but he couldn’t help it: he had almost lost the person who was the most precious to him and letting him out of his arms where he felt like he could protect him was absolutely terrifying.

'I’m sorry…’, Vikk mumbled as he returned the hug once again.

'It’s okay…you’re safe now, it’s alright’, he said that to calm himself rather than to reassure his friend.

They stayed silent and still for a couple minutes until the Australian raised his head, looking over the other’s shoulder and seeing that the fire was almost out.

'Damn it’, he muttered because he had to get up and leave the Brit’s embrace to put some wood on the fire or maybe even relight it.

He sighed as he got up, earning a little whine from Vikk - which he was most likely not supposed to hear – and knelt by the pile of ashes, watching the last flames die out. He got some more wood from the pile in the corner that he collected earlier and attempted to remake their campfire. Either the wood was wet or there was something wrong with the flint and steel, or maybe the temperature was just too low, the point is, the fire didn’t light.

'Oh, for f-’, he threw the flint and steel at the wall, breaking it 'I’m sorry mate, we’re not gonna have a fire anymore’, he said more calmly.

'It’s alright, I don’t mind. Do you want your jumper back?’

'Nah dude, you need it, you’re still cold.’

'But I don’t want you freezing to death either.’

'I should be alright, don’t worry.’

'If you say so…I still want you to be warm though….C'mere, I’ll warm you up.’, he extended his arms towards him, inviting him to a hug.

'Haha, I can’t say no to that’, the Aussie giggled and went over to him, letting him wrap his arms around him and moving around till he was sitting on the other’s lap.


'Yeah’, his voice was muffled as he buried his face into his friend’s chest.

Lachlan felt like he was in heaven, other than actually feeling warm, being able to – thanks to some miracle – freely hug and cuddle with Vikk was something he could only wish for until that very moment. He closed his eyes, listening to the other’s heartbeat and never wanting the moment to be over. He loved the feeling of the Brit rubbing circles on his back and his presence filling him with more warmth than fire ever could.

'I think I might fall asleep…’, he mumbled.

'I can’t hear you mate, speak up.’, Vikk replied and the blonde could feel his laughter vibrating in his chest.

He raised his head in order to repeat his sentence audibly, but his breath got caught in his throat when he realised how close they were, their faces inches apart and their noses touching. His feelings overwhelmed him and however hard he tried, he couldn’t resist the urge to close the gap between them, connecting their lips in a soft kiss.

But no matter how much he was enjoying the kiss, no matter how soft Vikk’s lips felt on his and how sweet he tasted, no matter how long he had waited for this moment, he felt his heart shatter into millions of tiny pieces as he realised he had probably made the biggest mistake of his life because Vikk wasn’t kissing him back. So he started pulling away, not ready for the terrible awkwardness to follow, but that was when he felt being pulled back into the kiss and his heart was mended again because no, he hadn’t made a mistake, quite the opposite.

They pulled away, breathless and the Aussie went back to his previous position, with his head on the other’s chest, totally forgetting to repeat his sentence. They stayed like that for a while, both of them being clueless on what just happened or what to do about it. Finally, Lachlan decided to speak up, this time making sure the Brit heard him well.

'I think I might have just ruined our friendship.’


'It’s fine though, I don’t want to be your friend anymore anyway.’

He felt his no-longer-friend tense up and he raised his head again, so that he could look him in the eye and smiled cheekily.

'Yep, you heard me right, I don’t want to be your friend anymore. I’d much rather be your boyfriend.’

Vikk let out a sigh of relief and a wide smile formed on his face and he tightened his arms around the blonde a bit more.

'Gosh, you just gave me a heart attack. Why would you do that?’

'It was a payback.’, he grinned, not giving the other time to answer, kissing him again.


After hearing the mobs burn outside their sealed cave, the two boys decided to set off on their journey back to the Salty Lagoon.

'You sure you don’t want your jumper back?’

'Not until we’re back in a warmer biome. I’m not taking any chances, bae.’

Vikk was used to his friend – boyfriend, actually – calling any living creature 'bae’, but it was nice knowing that in his case it meant something more.

'Alright.’, he agreed, but wrapped an arm around his waist so that he would still stay warm until they’ve left the cold lands and he got a soft kiss on his cheek in return.

The edge of the biome wasn’t as far away as they estimated – turns out, they went in an almost complete circle the previous day. They ended up at the same part of the river where they crossed before.

'Do you need me to go ahead and catch you again?’, Vikk chuckled.

'Nah, I’ll be fine.’, he answered, letting go of him and this time not hesitating to jump to the other side, landing smoothly.

The other followed him closely.

'Why did we make such a big deal of this last time?’, the Australian wondered.

'I have no idea. It was you, anyway.’

'Hey, that’s not true!’

'It is, stop denying it!’

'Oh, okay, maybe…’, he admitted, looking at his feet and acting cute knowing how much Vikk loved it when he did that.

'Damn it, you’re too adorable.’, with that the Brit stepped closer and kissed his boyfriend’s nose.

They walked up the hill hand in hand.

'Remember that whole king of the hill thing?’, Lachlan smiled.

'Yeah, we agreed to be kings together, right?’, he replied, finding it fun to take games seriously.

'Yep. Do you still want to be a king with me?’

'I would love to.’, Vikk said softly, cupping the other’s cheeks and pulling him down for a sweet kiss.

But it really didn’t matter if they were kings or peasants or something else as long as they were together and they knew they would be, no matter what. Because really nothing changed, they were still allies, the Salty Squad, the Cool Kid Club who went fishing and exploring together and had each other’s back everytime and anytime, just now they could kiss and hug and hold hands and show they world how much they loved each other.

BLEACH {Sentence Starters}
  • "You're slow, even when you're falling."
  • "If you stay here, I'll have no choice but to kill you."
  • "No matter how strong a defense, a stronger offense will always shatter it."
  • "I'm on your side until death and beyond."
  • "To fight...Or to live...Choose."
  • "I'm not worth shedding blood over."
  • "Emotions? Nope, I've got nothing like that."
  • "Are you telling me to exploit an opening for the likes of you?"
  • "Looks like you still have some of that killer instinct, after all."
  • "The one being saved doesn't get to complain!"
  • "If you pull your sword in a place like this, I'll just have to stop you, won't I?"
  • "Your blade will never be able to touch me. Ever."
  • "I didn't hate it as much as I said..."
  • "I see. So I still haven't reached you..."
  • "You? Kill me? I decline."
  • "What kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!?"
  • "Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And... if you can, die smiling."
  • "Why didn't you take me with you!?"
  • "Well, you sure have weird ways of doing things."
  • "A warrior does not beg for his life."
  • "Aren't you clever? Is that supposed to be sarcastic?"
  • "You're not what I have expected...You're much uglier."
  • "Sadistic? I don't mind you calling me that."
  • "What are you trying do? Where, exactly, are you trying to go?
  • "You...You won without getting hurt?!?"
  • "If you wanna talk to me, do it while I cut you to pieces."
  • "Such words are wasted on someone like me."
  • "I'm glad to see you've finally realized the importance of a cape."
  • "I'll always be there to fight along side you. I promise!"
The Bet
  • Phasma: Hux, I don't care who you sleep with as long as it doesn't get in the way of your job.
  • Hux: Good. You're well aware it won't.
  • Phasma: I do. I trust in your professionalism.
  • ....A week later....
  • Hux: -irritated-
  • Officer: Sir what is wrong?
  • Hux: Nothing. I'm just opposed to the lack of professionalism shown by my troops, flirting so outrageously with a Knight of Ren the moment they see his face.
  • Officer: Well Sir, Captain Phasma did place a bet with several other officers interested in Ren that they couldn't get him to go out with them. Not sure how she plans to win, a lot of people would like the force users favor.
  • Hux: ... Excuse me.
  • ........
  • Hux: PHASMA!
  • Phasma: Yes Captain?
  • Hux: You're well aware I'm seeing Ren, that no one else knows, and that he won't agree to see anyone else. So why, exactly are you convincing your officers to grope him in front of me? You are well aware I could dispose of them in a moment?
  • Phasma: Well Sir, I do not get paid nearly well enough to deal with your shit. My winnings should cover it nicely, especially since I'm aware you won't reveal yourself and ruin it.
  • Hux: ....
  • Phasma: Only twenty more to go, then I'll stop betting people to hit on your lover. Well, some will still try. But I trust in your professionalism General.
  • -walks off, cape flowing fabulously-
  • Hux: ....I regret a number of my life decisions.
  • Ren: Hey Hux? Why Did Phasma just tell me to enjoy the next two weeks of jealousy sex?
  • Hux: ....Possibly not that one.
Paramore Sentence Starters
  • "I don't even know myself at all, I thought I would be happy by now."
  • "It's just a spark but it's enough to keep me going."
  • "Every night i try my best to dream tomorrow makes it better."
  • "Well maybe I'm not perfect, at least I'm working on it!"
  • "Someday you're gonna be the only one you've got."
  • "Try to remember how it felt, to just make up your own steps."
  • "Once a whore you're nothing more I'm sorry, that'll never change."
  • "There's a million other girls/boys who do it just like, looking as innocent as possible to get to who."
  • "Why you wanna please the world, leave yourself to drop dead?"
  • "Why do I defend your ignorance?"
  • "Ignorance is your new best friend."
  • "It's not a war, no, it's not a rapture."
  • "I'm just a person, but you can't take it."
  • "Just fall in love with yourself."
  • "I watched his/her wildest dreams come true, not one of them involving you."
  • "Don't let me fall asleep, feeling empty again."
  • "I fear I might break, and I fear I can't take it."
  • "We're better off without you."
  • "I think we have an emergency."
  • "If you thought I'd bleed then you were wrong cause I won't stop holding on."
  • "I can't pretend that I don't see this."
  • "Remember cause I know we won't forget at all."
  • "This isn't what you wanted?"
  • "Well I'll still say that you shine brighter than anyone."
  • "Now I think we're taking this too far."
  • "I'll write you just to let you know that I'm alright."
  • "Forget the things we swore we meant."
  • "Maybe if my heart stops beating, it won't hurt this much."
  • "Please don't get me wrong, because I'll never let this go."
  • "I've hoped for change, but I still feel the same."
  • "Everybody knows that we can do this on our own."
  • "Explain to me this conspiracy against me."
  • "I need to know to whom do I owe."
  • "when we get home, I know we won't be home at all."
  • "So we stand here now and no one knows us at all."
  • "Stay with me, this is what I need, please?."
  • "This time I will be listening."
  • "I never wanted to say this, you never wanted to stay."
  • "So what did you think I would say?."
  • "That's what you get when you let your heart win."
  • "If I ever start this straight this heart will start a riot in me."
  • "Baby not a day goes by that I'm not into you."
  • "It's not a walk in the park to love each other."
  • "I'm a renegade it's in my blood."
  • "When I get there it won't be far enough."
  • "You were the greatest thing but now you're just a memory."
  • "Baby now you're one of us."
  • "Don't go crying to your mama cause you're on your own in the real world."
  • "There are darkened places deep in my heart."

anonymous asked:

People just don't get that sometimes I do things that I know will make me physically worse, but I need to be happy just like everyone else, so I'll do them anyway. If trampolining for my friends birthday is what I decide to do, I have already worked out I won't be able to do anything for the next few days, but I just want to have fun! Stop interfering with my health decisions please

We can’t exactly just… Do nothing, even when the things we do will hurt us. I can’t go out without it hurting me, but I also can’t just never go out, it’s going to make my depression so much worse, and I just want to enjoy myself!

We know ourselves best, we can make our own decisions.

-Mod Rhys

Fruits Basket {Sentence Starters}
  • "When the snow melts... what does it become?"
  • "I only hit you because I thought you were a stalker!"
  • "Stop fantasizing and get a life."
  • "I'm not going to be on your side, but I won't be your enemy, either."
  • "I'm acting like a spoiled brat... it's pathetic."
  • "Make this worth my time."
  • "Why are you standing before a grave with such feelings of regret?"
  • "Do you really get that much enjoyment from playing with people's lives?!"
  • "Man, your persuasive skills SUCK!"
  • "Why won't you say anything?"
  • "When are you going to learn... you're too weak!"
  • "Don't ever speak to me again."
  • "If you act like an idiot, it causes problems for me."
  • "I can't even stand to look at you!"
  • "Just say it. I'll listen to your problems..."
  • "I won't stop until I defeat you!"
  • "You being level-headed would be creepy."
  • "Why is it so easy to turn bad?"
  • "I'll never... forgive you."
  • "You can't fix what's been so badly broken."
  • "I'm fine... it's just a little cut."
  • "Are you blaming me for that? Maybe... I want you to blame me."
  • (Regina walks into the Sheriff's Station armed with flowers, chocolates and bear claws to find Emma hunched over paperwork)
  • Regina: Emma
  • Emma (without looking up): Hey Regina
  • Regina (frowns): Do you know what today is?
  • Emma (trying to hide a smile): Friday. It's why I'm trying to get my super important paperwork done
  • Regina: Emma. It's not just Friday
  • (Emma finally looks up to see her girlfriend pouting from behind an array of gifts. She laughs before standing, picking up a red envelope and handing it to Regina)
  • Emma: My super important paperwork. Happy Valentine's Day Regina.
  • (Regina holds out the flowers, chocolates and bear claws passing each one to Emma)
  • Regina: Happy Valentine's Day.
  • Emma (smiling): You really went all out. You didn't have to do that
  • Regina: Emma I love you and you're worth going all out for to me
  • Emma: I love you too. Open your envelope. It's not much but I didn't really know what to get you.
  • (Regina opens the envelope revealing a card and a list that goes over six pages)
  • Regina: What is it?
  • Emma: It's some of the reasons why I love you. There are more but I began to run out of paper. I was just thinking that if you ever feel down you can look at that list and remember how loved and special you are. It's way too corny isn't it? You know what forget it. I'll get you something better (she reaches for the list that Regina holds onto to stop her from grabbing it)
  • Regina: No you won't. It's perfect Emma. Thank you.
  • Emma: And thank you for spoiling me.
  • (They kiss)
  • Emma: What do you say we go 'celebrate' Valentine's Day?
  • Regina (smiles): It just so happens that I have another gift for you.
"The Craft" Sentence Starters
  • Edited for the convenience of memes. TRIGGER WARNING FOR SUICIDE, SELF HARM.
  • "We are the weirdos."
  • "Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the magic. Ours is the power."
  • "I was just wondering; do you still have any powers?"
  • "So, if you ever just want to hang out and chant or call the corners..."
  • "Hold your breath until I call."
  • "Be careful. You don't want to end up like her."
  • "Did you tell your friends?"
  • "Did you tell your friends that you're a lying sack of shit?"
  • "What's wrong with your scars?"
  • "It isn't real."
  • "Then why are you still bleeding?"
  • "Run! Run to your up room like a little coward you are."
  • "She's so pathetic!"
  • "I wanna apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes."
  • "Yeah well, you know what they say. You are who you hang with."
  • "Yeah right... wait, did you just call me an asshole?"
  • "Sorry, my defenses are up."
  • "People here have been really rude to me."
  • "You don't even exist to me!"
  • "Do you understand what I'm saying?"
  • "By the power of three times three, make them see, make them see."
  • "What's wrong with her?"
  • "She doesn't want to be white trash anymore. I told her, 'You're white honey! Just get over it.' "
  • "You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her."
  • "I drink of my sisters."
  • "You know, if I were as pathetic as you are, I would have killed myself ages ago. You should get on with it."
  • "No one can help me."
  • "All these songs are by Connie Francis."
  • "Since I was a little girl all I've wanted in life was a jukebox that played nothing but Connie Francis records."
  • "Who's Connie Francis? Honey, listen and learn! Connie Francis!"
  • "Relax... it's only magic."
  • "Now who's pathetic?"
  • "Sorry, I thought I saw a bug. They have shampoo for that, you know."
  • "You look like you need to talk to somebody anyway."
  • "What's going on? Why aren't you dead?"
  • "He comes on to anything with tits."
  • "I'm not watching him."
  • "I speak from personal experience."
  • "He was just trying to save-face because he's going around the whole school saying that you were the "lousiest lay he's EVER had" and coming from him that's pretty bad."
  • "The almanac says today will bring an arrival or something."
  • "We don't need a fourth."
  • "I love a woman in uniform!"
  • "I guess this confirms she's not a natural blonde."
  • "If she leaves you alone, nothing will happen to her."
  • "Sorry, my pedicure ran late."
  • "It just felt really nice to belong."
  • "I disagreed with them once and they turned their backs on me. That's not friendship."
  • "You have a tremendous light inside you... more so than anyone I've ever known. You must not be afraid."
  • "I can't control it. I always end up hurting someone."
  • "So does stuff like tonight happen to you a lot?"
  • "I'll want it just to be quiet and I'll wish for it and wish for it, and I'll go deaf for three days straight."
  • "Guys, concentrate or it's not gonna work."
  • "I think I sprained my finger."
  • "Light as a feather, stiff as a board."
  • "Shut up or you're gonna fall!"
  • "How do I get down? Whose got the instructions?"
  • "I know you think we're getting what we want now, but it's going to come back to us, threefold."
  • "Stop trying to win them over, because it won't work."
  • "I'm not trying to win them over, you're paranoid."
  • "Why does it always have to be that way with you?"
  • "Because that's the way it is!"
  • "All I'm saying is, I think you should think."
  • "Hey, you know, I was thinking we should move in together."
  • "I don't think I'm ready for that level of commitment."
  • "I can't stop thinking about you."
  • "I can't eat, I can't sleep."
  • "I think I love you."
  • "I've never loved anyone before... well, except for my mom and this little puppy I had when I was little..."
  • "Why are you doing this to me? Do you think you're funny?"
  • "She's gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, and we're all gonna cry!"
  • "You're not like your friends."
  • "You know I've never read anything about this stuff before. I mean, I don't follow it."
  • "He's gone completely crazy."
  • "Hey, I like your butt. Do you want to have dinner?"
  • "There is no undoing; it must run it's course."
  • "You should let him suffer."
  • "It's not for you to judge suffering."
  • "True magic is neither black, nor white - it's both because nature is both. Loving and cruel, all at the same time."
  • "The only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. Life keeps a balance on its own."
  • "You can defeat those who challenge you, but you must surrender yourself to the higher power."
  • "You must invoke the spirit."
  • "Oh, did I frighten you? I'm sorry."

zeeke12  asked:

Look, Happy, I didn't want to be mean. Really, I didn't! I thought if both you and your alter ego were both around, both sides could be content, and that we wouldn't have to mourn anyone... I realize how much of a jerkface I must have seemed like, but I'll go if you want me to. I won't come back, amd I'll just stop trying to end these hard times. *Zeeke starts walking away, leaving a trail of teardrops.*

* Good riddance then! I really don’t get why and I don’t care why anyone would want that THING that was possessing me to come back! It was killing me. Do really you think I would want to have anything to do with it after all I been though?

* I don’t care if you were mourning it. I don’t care that you wanted everyone to be content on this. Want to know why? It’s because I’ve never been content with anything! You just waltzed over and did what you did.

* Well I got some NEWS for you pal. HEHEEHE. It’s not coming back and it never will. 


anonymous asked:

is it fucked up in glad sans has chronic depression??? Bc like I do too and people always tell me it'll go away or the pills I take will make it worse or that I just need to be happy or I'll grow out of it and it's like no I won't it's chronic it might never go away and then I get moments where I have double depression and im not supposed to be venting buT YEAH I LIKE THE HEADCANONS YOU HAVE FOR THIS EXCUSE ME ILL STOP BOTHERING YOU probably forever.

it’s not fucked up, you’re just projecting your personal problems into a character you like! it’s a common coping mechanism, and it helps like yourself better, too. there’s nothing wrong about it.

this actually happened 2 years ago
  • Nicole: I'm stealing your dog. To make up for it, I'll send you Josh Ramsay in lingerie.
  • Matt: Do I get to keep him?
  • Nicole: You get to rent him.
  • Matt: How much an hour? ;)
  • Nicole: Depends on what you make him do.
  • Matt: Just... Sing Sing to me. And when he stops I'll tell him that I Haven't Had Enough. I won't go too far, I don't want to Fallout. But I don't want to be the B Team this time. I'll treat him like Porcelain, and By Now he should know that I won't Say Anything at all. When he asks me where I wanna go, I'll say Acadia road. We'll get there and he'll mention that there's No Place Like Home. He would trade his Celebrity Status just to be my Lover Dearest. Then he'll say, "I Cross My Heart that I'll be right Beside You." I'll call him Perfect and say that we can move Far From Here so we can be Alive Again instead of Skin And Bones.