i'll do this when i'm there no joke

  • sasuke: ugh, you're so sweaty dobe, go take a bath
  • naruto: okay
  • naruto: want to join me?
  • sasuke: no
  • naruto: fine
  • naruto: I guess I'll just pretend you're in there with me
  • sasuke: what-
  • naruto: kidding, bastard, it was just a little, uh...
  • sasuke: joke?
  • naruto: yeah, one of those... you know how I am... always, uh, joking around...
  • sasuke: ...
  • naruto: I mean, why would I be thinking about you when I'm in there, naked
  • naruto: that's just weird
  • naruto: ne sasuke, I told you, remember?
  • naruto: you're like a brother to me
  • sasuke: ...
  • naruto: but, I mean, we're not actually related
  • naruto: I've always wondered how it is between real siblings, like...
  • naruto: do you ever think of your brother when you-
  • sasuke: no
  • naruto: but you didn't even-
  • sasuke: no
The Addams Family Musical Songs [Broadway Version]
  • When You're an Addams: screw societal norms this is Halloween motherfuckers
  • Pulled: What's demiromantic?
  • Where Did We Go Wrong: Wednesday? Something's not right. The corners of your mouth are pointing up. Maybe you're running a fever.
  • One Normal Night: Just for the love of everything holy PLEASE don't show off the pet lion and man-eating plants
  • Morticia: I haven't talked about how much I love my wife in the last five minutes, anyway she's beautiful and amazing and I'd literally rather die than see her unhappy
  • What If: Friendly Sibling Rivalry taken to the upmost extreme
  • Full Disclosure: Wednesday remember what you said about pretending to be normal well fuck that
  • Waiting: posts a bunch of personal shit then deletes it next morning
  • Full Disclosure - Part 2: doo doo do-do-do
  • Just Around the Corner: Morticia don't joke about that kind of stuff
  • The Moon and Me: that's rough buddy
  • Happy/Sad: Wait this is Addams Family I'm not supposed to be crying
  • Crazier Than You: I have worse self-preservation instincts than you I'll prove it
  • Let's Not Talk about Anything Else but Love: Avoiding the Question? Son you're in the Addams House we talk about our problems here
  • In the Arms: I'm like 90% sure someone was high when they wrote this but idk they did a good job
  • Live Before We Die: Nice but we deserve like 800x more Morticia/Gomez songs get to it
  • Move Toward the Darkness: So I guess all's well that ends well. Also Fester's on the moon now.
  • Guzma, walking into a room with lusamine: Sorry I'm late, madam president. I was... Doing things.
  • THUNK THUNK THUNK
  • Door slams open
  • Gladion, walking in wheezing: He pushed me down the fucking stairs!
  • Guzma: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it... Giving you a little nudge.
  • Gladion: I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS
  • Guzma: HEY! Watch your fucking language in front of the president.

Been wanting to say this for a long time so here we go:

Can we please collectively stop making fun of the “meth fandom” or w/e the fuck nomenclature we’re using to describe real people who finally have a space and community to talk about their substance use? Like I’ve seen posts lump this part of tumblr in with literal fucking neo-nazis and if that doesn’t strike you as fucked up i don’t know what else i can fucking say to you.

I’ve even seen this shit from leftists. Like how can we recognize that capitalism is built on the exploitation of labor and mass disenfranchisement of working class people - and then turn around and mock people who use stimulants to cope with the godawful hardships of that life? If you can’t recognize meth users humanity, then what the fuck are you even fighting for?

I have adhd, but I still abuse my stimulants because my body literally cannot produce the amount of labor necessary for my survival. Thousands of others do the same. We’re not that different from the people on here using meth. Everywhere ~drug users~ turn, we’re denied the chance to talk about our own experiences in our own fucking language. We’re denied the chance to find our own community and engage with it on our own terms. Especially us women who use. Why propagate that shit here? What do you gain by mocking us and people like those in the ~meth fandom~? Who are you helping?

And i know this probably describes only a sliver of my followers, but I hope it’ll reach further. Because honestly? Some people on here need to step the fuck off. 

I’ve never seen a post on my dash condemning this phenomenon (which is often treated like a joke, like it’s not about you know, real fucking people), and that’s fucking bullshit. I’m not saying no one’s said this before, but I sure as fuck haven’t seen it. We can do better. We must do better.

  • abusers: And then I said "I wont do it again" ahahahaha can you believe they bought it, it's their own fault at this point for being so stupid, of course I'll do it again I'll do it for as long as I damn well please
  • abusers: I'll do it and then pretend it didn't happen just to really fuck with their brain and to escape any consequences, haha look how lost they look now!
  • abusers: If I say they're hurting me when they call me out I can get away with anything, lol
  • abusers: I'll say I only hurt them because of that one thing they did - lol, look how anxious they're now when doing things! I'm so powerful and I love it
  • abusers: I'll just call them insane if they confront me
  • abusers: wow they look happy, it pisses me off, let's remind them of what a failure they are using every single one of their insecurities
  • abusers: that's better, mental breakdown and suicidal depression, know your place, stupid
  • abusers: I'm still a great person tho my victim just doesn't count as a human so anything I do to them is justified and should be taken as a joke! :)
  • keith: i gave away all my dead batteries today. free of charge
  • pidge: i can't be l i e v e
  • keith: i'm terrified of elevators. i'll be taking steps to avoid them
  • pidge: s t o p
  • keith: we watched the movies back to back
  • keith: luckily i was facing the tv
  • pidge: w h y
  • keith: i wouldn't buy anything with velcro. it's a total rip-off
  • pidge: why is this my life
  • keith: i always tell dad jokes but when i do he laughs
  • pidge: i give up
  • lance: please even i can't
Otome Shiki Ren'ai Juku (乙女式れんあい塾 lit. Maidenly Love Cram School)
Nico & Nozomi
Otome Shiki Ren'ai Juku (乙女式れんあい塾 lit. Maidenly Love Cram School)
You can't be playing such mean pranks
Come on, stop that! (Straighten up!)
Shove those jokes into your pocket! (Think about it seriously)
I'll teasingly scold you with a super scary face
Come on already! (Straighten up!)
You're best when you're serious, after all
So let's kiss! (Was that too mean?)
Just kidding!

(Hey hey!)

Don't turn away (I want you to keep looking at me)
Hold me tight; I want to live out my youth...

I won't know that you think I'm cute unless you say so!
This love is too lonely
I'll dote on you more, okay? (Okay? Okay? Okay?)
That's just what girls do!

You can't be playing such mean pranks
Come on, stop that! (Straighten up!)
Shove those jokes into your pocket! (Think about it seriously)
I'll teasingly scold you with a super scary face
Come on already! (Straighten up!)
You're best when you're serious, after all
So let's kiss! (Was that too mean?)
Just kidding!

(Hey hey!)
JOKE OF THE DAY
  • I was in a public restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall...
  • Stall : Hi, how are you?
  • Me : (*embarrassed*) Doing fine !!
  • Stall : So what are you up to?
  • Me : Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.
  • Stall : Can I come over?
  • Me : (*attitude*) No, I'm a little busy right now !!
  • Stall : Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.
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Tagged by @my-baeked-potato for the Favorite K-Pop Ship tag. I have so many cute ships~ I wanted to add many more but then this would’ve been the longest post ever :)

Tagging @beaglelinetrash, @yixingsavedmyass, @stopaegyo, @lankyeol, @goldenmaknae, @roseguold~ none of you have to do this if you don’t want to :)

I don’t know guys

*Opens drawer*

The MBTI stereotypes are funny, sometimes

*Pulls out erlenmeyer flask*

but honestly i just don’t see how some of them come to be

*pulls goggles out of pocket*

i mean i am an intp, right?

*conducts an electrophoresis experiment on the side*

but that doesn’t mean i like science!

*dumps chemicals from test tubes into flask*

i like a lot of other things, too!

*mixes it up with a glass rod*

just gonna let that sit for a second.

*walks over to chalkboard scrawled with hardly legible theories*

lemme just get this outta here.

*erases it all, but leaves chalk dust everywhere*

i really like to draw, actually! check this out

*draws a free-body-diagram*

you see, this arrow represents the force of gravity on the object while–

*flask suddenly explodes*

ah drat. it appears i have accidentally created another bomb.

  • jin: ok we're making a pizza today
  • rap mon: but we can just ord-
  • jin: right namjoon, ur role today is to read the cooking instructions out loud so ur mouth stays busy
  • jin: jungkook can u work on the pizza base
  • jungkook: of course
  • jimin: can I help him? I have strong arms
  • jk: NO
  • jin: yeah why not. yoongi -
  • suga: i'll lie down and wait for the food while silently judging u
  • jin: i doubt it's gonna be silent. hoseok u take care of the toppings bc u're the only one with clean hands
  • v: what about me
  • jin:
  • v: pls i wanna do something. i can help cut jhope's sausage
  • rm: i don't think he'd appreciate that
  • JH: u can stroke the dough instead
  • jin: stop w the dick jokes for god's sake, we're making food
  • v: i can spin the pizza in the air i saw it on tv
  • jin: just go buy some snacks for later, here's some money
  • s: snacks are all we're gonna have, I can smell your incoming failure from 20 mins away
  • jin: right. namjoon start reading
  • rm: spread the dough thin but not too thin. push it far and not too near. live like it's always ur last day, don't give in to the decay
  • JH: are u rapping right now
  • jin: JUST READ THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS
  • jk: i got this dont worry JIMIN STOP HOLDING MY HAND IN THE DOUGH
  • jm: i'm helping u spread it thin, ur frail hands can't handle it. see, now this is cute. like dirty dancing
  • rm: keep going on until ur freedom becomes a certainty of the universe, transcending time and space and ur human condition-
  • jk: wtf are u even reading
  • rm: glad you asked! it's Immanuel Kant, I just got this in the post today, I'm so excited
  • jin: where's the cooking book???
  • rm: oh there's no actual cooking book in this house
  • jin:
  • jk: look we dont fking need that, I'm the golden maknae, I can make a goddamn pizza. it's ready to go in the ovenJIMIN STOP PRESSING UR ABS INTO MY BACK OR I'LL THROW U IN THE OVEN TOO
  • jm: that's not my abs
  • jin: I SAID STOP WITH THE DICK JOKES IN THE KITCHEN
  • v: hey I'm back, i found some snacks specially made for women and i got curious
  • jin: what do u mean snacks for wo -
  • jin:
  • JH: thats not food
  • v: but the packaging is so nice, what is it?
  • rm: when the uterus discharges of its lining, the remains of the potential fetus nest are absorbed by those things u just bought
  • v: is Uterus a foreign country?
  • rm: I wouldn't call it foreign, we've all been there
  • v: i'll just give them to my mom, it's her birthday soon
  • jin: someone take those away from him
  • jk: my perfect pizza is ready
  • s: it's actually impressive, u finished before the delivery guy got here
  • jin: why would u order pizza when we were making pizza???
  • s: I wouldn't trust u to make a sandwich
  • jin: anyway it looks awesome but
  • jk: what now
  • jin: wtf is that smell. what is that green stuff on it hoseok??????
  • JH: basil?
  • jin: IT'S NOT FUCKING BASIL
  • JH: oh shit you're right, my bad
  • jin:
  • jk:
  • jin: just throw everything away
  • jk: OH HELL NO I MADE IT THROUGH UR MOANING AND HAVING JIMIN ON MY ASS - LITERALLY - IM KEEPING THIS
  • JH: don't let kim taehyung eat that or we'll have to send him to the moon w his rabbit to shut up
  • v: but it's delicious
  • v: hey do u guys ever think we got it all wrong
  • v: like what if the world is just a ping pong ball no one picked up yet
  • v: and when giants will start playing w it we'll have to dance to places instead of walking to keep up the pace
  • rm: that's quite fascinating. u know kant believed we perceive the world through a conceptual scheme, do u want to read this together?
  • v: i have no idea what u just said but yes
  • s: well my pizza is here at least, enjoy ur tampon snacks and stoned philosophy talk
  • jin: i fucking hate all of u
How to Get Away with Murder - Starter Sentences
  • Feel free to change pronouns/words to your liking!
  • “I never kiss and tell.”
  • “I wanna be her.”
  • “Do you know who anyone really is?”
  • “Were you screwing her?”
  • “I'm done with your crazy.”
  • “Because I'm not marrying a loser.”
  • “Looks like we have more in common than I thought.”
  • “Hooker Mom turned out to be Bomb Mom. I freakin' love this job!”
  • “Smile or go to jail!”
  • “I just wanted to do something.”
  • “Well, she can't resist a challenge, can she?”
  • “We are so, so screwed.”
  • “This is what pilates can do for you.”
  • “I just know that everyone hates their boss.”
  • “Let's hear it for the greedy little pig.”
  • “[NAME], smile. You're going home.”
  • “Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
  • “Did you love her?”
  • “She was just lost.”
  • “That's how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken messes that you just clean up.”
  • “I've been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”
  • “I don't believe you. To be honest, I don't even care.”
  • “See? Sexting pays off.”
  • “Oh my god, are you crying?”
  • “Listen to yourself. You just can't stop lying.”
  • “You won't be the first person in the world disappointed by their father.”
  • “Wow, someone have daddy issues?”
  • “That's the best thing I've seen in days.”
  • “Whatever it takes. Isn't that what you said?”
  • “You still feel like making jokes now?”
  • “You forgot his name and he's still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?”
  • “He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice. I had to kill him or he was going to kill me.”
  • “He deserved to die. And I'm glad he's dead.”
  • “Take all the time you want. I'll be here.”
  • “Speak of the devil and she shall appear.”
  • “Are you good for anything, or can you only do your job when you're screwing evidence out of someone?”
  • “You're a monster.”
  • “I'm so sorry.”
  • “Please forgive me for what I said.”
  • “So please come home, [NAME]. Come home so we can be together. Come home.”
  • “I have a drug problem, [NAME].”
  • “She apologized to me. That's not something she does. Ever.”
  • “You call it crazy. I call it winning.”
  • “He's not the man we thought he was.”
  • “Hey there, killer.”
  • “You didn't do this. They did. Don't let them ruin you.”
  • “Maybe I'm a good faker.”
  • “When in doubt, shut your mouth.”
  • “I can't sleep without having nightmares. I'm scared I might be going crazy.”
  • “Thank God I don't have a gun or I'd shoot her myself.”
  • “You hurt my feelings. A lot. And I know I should be used to it now because everyone here makes fun of me all the time but you didn't. And then you were mean to me for no reason. Yeah, whatever. I'll, I'll stop being a jerk.”
  • “Seriously, just because my facial hair isn't exactly as luscious as yours, doesn't mean I can't still kick your ass.”
  • “You said you loved me, over and over. But you don't, do you? You love her.”
  • “Don't say that if you don't mean it.”
  • “I mean it. I don't love her anymore. I love you.”
  • “I did it. I killed [NAME].”
  • “You need to leave.”
  • “You do realize I'm not scared to hit a bitch.”
  • “Oh, just throw me down the stairs. (Optional: You did a pretty good job with [NAME].)”
  • “You know I'm not that guy.”
  • “A person can lift almost anything if they're desperate enough.”
literal transcript of a 5sos interview | 8
  • Interviewer: What do you think about dating a friend's ex?
  • Ashton: Dating your friend's ex I mean, you know–
  • Luke: Oh I thought you said something else
  • Michael: I think it's a no no
  • Calum: Yeah I'll do it
  • All: *bursts out in laughter*
  • Luke: *mimicking calum* Yeah i'll do it
  • Ashton: I mean when things are tough.. *laughing* no, I'm joking
  • Calum: Nah, I dont think you do that.
  • Luke: I dont think you can do that
  • Ashton: Shouldn't do it
  • Interviewer: Why do you think people do it then?
  • Calum: Everyone has different morals
  • Luke: I mean it depends. I mean maybe like– We don't really have any friend but like. If we had–
  • Calum: *laughs*
  • Michael: Maybe it's different in Sweden
  • Luke: I mean with us *gestures to the band* with us, with our band we're more than just friends. So it's be very weird for one of us to date someone else's ex.
  • Michael: I think everyone's so good looking in Sweden that you can kinda just date everyone you know what I mean?
  • Luke: I get that
  • Ashton: Maybe things are different
  • Michael: Yeah
  • Luke: But like..If its a friend that I don't really know that well, I mean it's not that weird. But like for us it'd be weird. I went, when you said friend I went straight to these guys, so i was like 'that'd be so weird'
  • Calum: I went straight to Barack
  • Luke: You went straight to Barack?
  • Calum: I couldn't...I couldn't date Michelle
  • Luke: *laughing* you couldn't date Michelle
  • Calum: I couldn't do that to him
  • Interviewer: You would fit together
  • Calum: Me and Michelle?
  • Interviewer: Yeah
  • Luke: *singing* Michelle Obama
  • Calum: *eyes wide* You know too much.
Pierce the Veil RP Starters
  • possible triggers include: suicide, self-harm, depression
  • "Bet you never had a Friday night like this."
  • "I don't want this anymore."
  • "The though of you's no fucking fun."
  • "You want a martyr? I'll be one!"
  • "Enough's enough, we're done!"
  • "You told me think about it, well, I did."
  • "Now I don't want to feel a thing a anymore."
  • "I'm tired of begging for the things that I want."
  • "You make me sick."
  • "Scream. Until there's nothing left."
  • "Imagine living like a king someday."
  • "I laid down. I drank the poison then I passed the fuck out."
  • "Now lemme tell you 'bout the good life."
  • "Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?"
  • "This is my imagination."
  • "What am I doing here?"
  • "Remind her/him/them that the future would be nothing without her/him/them."
  • "Never lose her/him/them."
  • "I'm afraid."
  • "Better think of something good to say."
  • "But it's all been done more than once."
  • "I'll keep on trying."
  • "Oh, God, don't let me be the only one who says ____"
  • "There's no such thing as too young."
  • "Second chances won't leave you alone."
  • "Then there's faith in love."
  • "If you kiss me good night, I'll know everything is alright."
  • "The future's just a few heartbeats away from disaster."
  • "I'm afraid that I've thrown it all away."
  • "It was the best time of my life."
  • "Darling, don't wake me up."
  • "My thrill is gone."
  • "Say I'm wrong."
  • "I wanna hold your hand so tight, I'm gonna break my wrist."
  • "I'll sing along."
  • "I don't know any other song."
  • "I'm barely hanging on."
  • "By the time you're hearing/reading this, I'll already be gone."
  • "This isn't fair!"
  • "Don't you try to blame this on me."
  • "So what if I was just a painter?"
  • "Would you ever try to leave me for somebody who deserves you most?"
  • "I've broken bones for you."
  • "We just can't keep this home."
  • "We can run."
  • "You tried to kill me with a shotgun!"
  • "She hates all of the guts and blood."
  • "Your doctor won't stop calling me."
  • "Some things don't work out the way we planned."
  • "Maybe we're meant to lose the ones we love, but I'll fight for you till then."
  • "Told you why I see no need for the sun."
  • "Don't bother, 'cause this love is a lie."
  • "Smile. Smile for me."
  • "If there's a God, then I'm letting him go. All for you."
  • "Come at me with everything you've got."
  • "Does it even make a difference?"
  • "Separate me from my own two hands. I've killed so many times."
  • "But I can't save the world from creatures that don't die."
  • "Baby, please come home. I need you here right now."
  • "Darling, it's cold outside."
  • "You said you ended up in Palm Springs dancing on table."
  • "Well, fuck, what? Am I suppose do be impressed?"
  • "Hope you had a really good time."
  • "I will soon forget the color of your eyes, and you'll forget mine."
  • "Let's go outside."
  • "It'll be alright."
  • "Maybe I'll pretend right now."
  • "But I swear to god, I'm gonna change the world."
  • "Oh my god, this is paradise."
  • "Baby, this is paradise, and it's so goddamn good."
  • "I'm not meant for this world."
  • "I just don't see the point."
  • "Don't think about it. Don't overthink about it."
  • "Life is a joke."
  • "Everything's riding on me tonight."
  • "You'd better hide the bullets."
  • "I only pray when it all goes down."
  • "I've been up here so long, I'm going crazy."
  • "We ended up on the ground."
  • "This love was out of control."
  • "Don't be crazy."
  • "Yes, now, of course you can/can't stay here."
  • "I know what it's like to feel burned out."
  • "We've all been there sometimes."
  • "Tonight, I'll make you feel beautiful once again."
  • "You're just wasted and thinking about the past again. Darling, you'll be okay."
  • "Darling, you'll be okay."
  • "I can't take it anymore!"
  • "Everything's not alright!"
  • "I still think you're beautiful."
  • "I don't ever wanna lose my best friend."
  • "God, you vulture!"
  • "Bring her back, or take me with her!"
  • "How does it feel?"
  • "It feels like I'm on fire."
  • "Wake up, I know you can hear me!"
  • "I never want it to be this way."
  • "Pretend like I don't entice you."
  • "You traitor!"
  • "I'll never be taken for granted again."
  • "I know that you're in pain."
  • "Oh my god, we're not gonna make it."
  • "She's/He's/They're mine!"
  • "Stay away from her/him/them!"
  • "It's not her/his/their time!"
  • "Fuck it!"
  • "Can you come over to my L.A place?"
  • "I have something to tell you and it just can't wait."
  • "Do you still love me?"
  • "I'm dying to know."
  • "Did you forget what we shared?"
  • "I've been inside your bedroom a thousand years."
  • "I want you in the most unromantic way."
  • "I thought we had a good damn thing."
  • "Baby, stay away from my friends."
  • "Now you only call me every Christmas and my birthday."
  • "But you don't know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night, scaring the thought of kissing razors!"
  • "Why the fuck didn't you say something?"
  • "I'm the killer who burned your home."
  • "You'd better not get back up."
  • "I'm tired of holding up your backup plans."
  • "You know I've never held a gun in my life."
Moments from the cabinet battles as the signs
  • Aries: you must be outta your gODDAMN MIND
  • Taurus: imagine what gon happen when you try to tax our whiskey
  • Gemini: it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
  • Cancer: daddy's calling
  • Leo: don't act surprised, you guys, CUZ I WROTE EM
  • Virgo: he is nOT SECRETARY OF STATE
  • Libra: ~the cabinet reactions~
  • Scorpio: uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead
  • Sagittarius: sitting there useless as two shits
  • Capricorn: turn around, bend over, i'll show you where my shoe fits
  • Aquarius: while you were off getting high with the French
  • Pisces: *small Madison voice* ...France
  • Po: Tigress is just so beautiful. She's got a beautiful soul, she's loyal, she's great with kids, she's got integrity, she's been my idol for years, she supports me so much and I'd never be where I am without her. I feel like I can tell her anything, share the stuff that bothers me and she won't judge. When I saw her for the first time, my life suddenly made sense. She keeps on inspiring me everyday and if I ever become half the person she is I'll be proud. I'm grateful I can call her my best friend in the whole wide world. She's awesome and I just love her, y'know?
  • Also Po: I am dead because her midair split killed me
The Divine Zero / Pierce The Veil
  • Aries: And life is a joke, at least I can love you
  • Taurus: Maybe I could swim into your thoughts like your drugs do
  • Gemini: I'm not meant for this world, I just don't see the point
  • Cancer: I'm falling through the couch like a suicide machine tonight
  • Leo: A million waves in the ocean crash at once to make you smile
  • Virgo: Don't think about it, don't overthink about it
  • Libra: I only pray when it all goes down, I'll be surrounded by all of the ones I've loved and cared about.
  • Scorpio: My hopes are severed by the downside
  • Sagittarius: Wild eyes of terror pray for sex on the beach while oceans of kerosine will soak into me
  • Capricorn: I just don't see the point
  • Aquarius: Sick and tired of waking up to red eyes and cigarettes
  • Pisces: Been counting the stars and scars, how I'm becoming a work of art.
Cry Baby Starters pt. 1
  • Cry Baby:
  • "Your heart's too big for your body"
  • "You're all on your own"
  • "You're one of a kind and no one understands"
  • "I look at you and I see myself"
  • "I know you better than anyone else"
  • Dollhouse:
  • "We'll be a perfect family"
  • "Mom, please wake up"
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect"
  • "Won't you be a good sister?"
  • "I see things that nobody else sees"
  • Sippy Cup:
  • "How did you afford this ring that I love, honey?"
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb does he?"
  • "All the make up in the world, won't make you less insecure"
  • Carousel:
  • "Will I catch up to love?"
  • "Chasing after you is like a fairytale"
  • "Take my hand"
  • "It's all fun and games till somebody falls in love"
  • "There's no turning back now"
  • "Right when I'm near, it's like you disappear"
  • "Where'd you go?"
  • "Why did you steal my cotton candy heart?"
  • Alphabet Boy:
  • "You build me up like building blocks just so you could knock me down"
  • "You'll never catch me cry"
  • "You think you're smarter than me"
  • "Are you smarter than me now?"
  • "You're not my daddy"
  • "I'm not your dolly"
  • "I'm not a little kid"
  • Soap:
  • "I think I just remembered something"
  • "Tired of being careful"
  • "I said too much"
  • "Why do I always spill?"
  • "God, I wish I never spoke"
  • "Think I got myself in trouble"
  • "Should have never said the word love"
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play"
  • Training Wheels:
  • "I love everything you do"
  • "When you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do"
  • "I'm telling you things you already know"
  • "I'm asking you where you want to go"
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife"
  • "I wanna make you mine, but that's hard to say"
  • "Is this coming off in a cheesy way?"
  • Pity Party:
  • "Tell me why the hell no one is here"
  • "Tell me what to do to make it all feel better"
  • "Maybe it's a cruel joke on me"
  • "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
  • "It feels like I'm dying"
Custom OC ask meme

Howdy, this is my own ask meme I made to help me wrap my head around some of my ocs! This one is mostly geared towards me Ghost Trip kiddos since I need to draw them a bunch/try and get use to writing them, but idk you can reblog the questions if you want. Some of the questions I picked up from places, but some are new, so ask a few!

1: Who’s easiest scared? Alt: who’s the bravest?

2: Who’s the hardest worker/most talented/potentially accidental success? (Like who wins and why)

3: How do they react to being in charge?

4: Most embarrassing memory that crops up when they least expect it?

5: Their top 5 _______?

6: What’s their favorite genre?

7: What kind of blog would they run?

8: What’s their most important possession?

9: What couldn’t they live without?

10: What’s their bedroom like?

11: Morning routine?

12: What gift would they really like for their birthday? Alt: what kind of gift would they give someone else?

13: Favorite game/movie/book/franchise?

14: What class would they play in an RPG?

15: Do they have a mantra or catchphrase?

16: At what point would they draw the line when it comes to achieving their goals?

17: Who’s always ready to fight or argue over something?

18: What couldn’t they do even if their life depended on it?

19: What kind of person do they fancy themselves? How accurate to life is it?

20: What’s their favorite joke(s)?

And there you go! Ya’ll can poke my kids for funny noises. (please ask one question at a time though, I am drawing responses <:3c)