i'll do this when i'm there no joke

  • sasuke: ugh, you're so sweaty dobe, go take a bath
  • naruto: okay
  • naruto: want to join me?
  • sasuke: no
  • naruto: fine
  • naruto: I guess I'll just pretend you're in there with me
  • sasuke: what-
  • naruto: kidding, bastard, it was just a little, uh...
  • sasuke: joke?
  • naruto: yeah, one of those... you know how I am... always, uh, joking around...
  • sasuke: ...
  • naruto: I mean, why would I be thinking about you when I'm in there, naked
  • naruto: that's just weird
  • naruto: ne sasuke, I told you, remember?
  • naruto: you're like a brother to me
  • sasuke: ...
  • naruto: but, I mean, we're not actually related
  • naruto: I've always wondered how it is between real siblings, like...
  • naruto: do you ever think of your brother when you-
  • sasuke: no
  • naruto: but you didn't even-
  • sasuke: no
The Addams Family Musical Songs [Broadway Version]
  • When You're an Addams: screw societal norms this is Halloween motherfuckers
  • Pulled: What's demiromantic?
  • Where Did We Go Wrong: Wednesday? Something's not right. The corners of your mouth are pointing up. Maybe you're running a fever.
  • One Normal Night: Just for the love of everything holy PLEASE don't show off the pet lion and man-eating plants
  • Morticia: I haven't talked about how much I love my wife in the last five minutes, anyway she's beautiful and amazing and I'd literally rather die than see her unhappy
  • What If: Friendly Sibling Rivalry taken to the upmost extreme
  • Full Disclosure: Wednesday remember what you said about pretending to be normal well fuck that
  • Waiting: posts a bunch of personal shit then deletes it next morning
  • Full Disclosure - Part 2: doo doo do-do-do
  • Just Around the Corner: Morticia don't joke about that kind of stuff
  • The Moon and Me: that's rough buddy
  • Happy/Sad: Wait this is Addams Family I'm not supposed to be crying
  • Crazier Than You: I have worse self-preservation instincts than you I'll prove it
  • Let's Not Talk about Anything Else but Love: Avoiding the Question? Son you're in the Addams House we talk about our problems here
  • In the Arms: I'm like 90% sure someone was high when they wrote this but idk they did a good job
  • Live Before We Die: Nice but we deserve like 800x more Morticia/Gomez songs get to it
  • Move Toward the Darkness: So I guess all's well that ends well. Also Fester's on the moon now.

Been wanting to say this for a long time so here we go:

Can we please collectively stop making fun of the “meth fandom” or w/e the fuck nomenclature we’re using to describe real people who finally have a space and community to talk about their substance use? Like I’ve seen posts lump this part of tumblr in with literal fucking neo-nazis and if that doesn’t strike you as fucked up i don’t know what else i can fucking say to you.

I’ve even seen this shit from leftists. Like how can we recognize that capitalism is built on the exploitation of labor and mass disenfranchisement of working class people - and then turn around and mock people who use stimulants to cope with the godawful hardships of that life? If you can’t recognize meth users humanity, then what the fuck are you even fighting for?

I have adhd, but I still abuse my stimulants because my body literally cannot produce the amount of labor necessary for my survival. Thousands of others do the same. We’re not that different from the people on here using meth. Everywhere ~drug users~ turn, we’re denied the chance to talk about our own experiences in our own fucking language. We’re denied the chance to find our own community and engage with it on our own terms. Especially us women who use. Why propagate that shit here? What do you gain by mocking us and people like those in the ~meth fandom~? Who are you helping?

And i know this probably describes only a sliver of my followers, but I hope it’ll reach further. Because honestly? Some people on here need to step the fuck off. 

I’ve never seen a post on my dash condemning this phenomenon (which is often treated like a joke, like it’s not about you know, real fucking people), and that’s fucking bullshit. I’m not saying no one’s said this before, but I sure as fuck haven’t seen it. We can do better. We must do better.

  • Guzma, walking into a room with lusamine: Sorry I'm late, madam president. I was... Doing things.
  • THUNK THUNK THUNK
  • Door slams open
  • Gladion, walking in wheezing: He pushed me down the fucking stairs!
  • Guzma: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it... Giving you a little nudge.
  • Gladion: I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS
  • Guzma: HEY! Watch your fucking language in front of the president.
  • abusers: And then I said "I wont do it again" ahahahaha can you believe they bought it, it's their own fault at this point for being so stupid, of course I'll do it again I'll do it for as long as I damn well please
  • abusers: I'll do it and then pretend it didn't happen just to really fuck with their brain and to escape any consequences, haha look how lost they look now!
  • abusers: If I say they're hurting me when they call me out I can get away with anything, lol
  • abusers: I'll say I only hurt them because of that one thing they did - lol, look how anxious they're now when doing things! I'm so powerful and I love it
  • abusers: I'll just call them insane if they confront me
  • abusers: wow they look happy, it pisses me off, let's remind them of what a failure they are using every single one of their insecurities
  • abusers: that's better, mental breakdown and suicidal depression, know your place, stupid
  • abusers: I'm still a great person tho my victim just doesn't count as a human so anything I do to them is justified and should be taken as a joke! :)
Arctic Monkeys Lyric Starter Sentences
  • "Baby, I was made to break your heart."
  • "I wish you'd stop ignoring me."
  • "Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?"
  • "I thought as much."
  • "Can't we just laugh and joke around?"
  • "I'm sorry I was late."
  • "I missed the train and then the traffic was a state."
  • "You say I don't care but of course I do."
  • "Who's that girl there?"
  • "What a scummy man."
  • "I'm sorry, love, but I'll have to turn you down."
  • "What are the chances?"
  • "I've got a feeling in my stomach."
  • "She must be fucking freezing."
  • "I hope you're not involved at all."
  • "Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist."
  • "Whatever that means."
  • "Who'd want to be men of the people when there's people like you?"
  • "Landed in a very common crisis."
  • "Where did you go?"
  • "You're not coming back again."
  • "You've had enough."
  • "If I'd have known then I wouldn't have said it."
  • "If I predicted tears then I wouldn't have said it."
  • "I don't know what it is that they want."
  • "I haven't got it to give."
  • "When you look at me like that, my darling, what did you expect?"
  • "I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck."
  • "I did last time I checked."
  • "I crumble completely when you cry."
  • "Have you no idea that you're in deep?"
  • "I dreamt about you nearly every night this week."
  • "How many secrets can you keep?"
  • "There's this tune I found that makes me think of you."
  • "Was sort of hoping that you'd stay..."
  • "The nights were mainly made for saying thats that you can't say tomorrow day."
  • "Ever thought of calling when you've had a few?"
  • "Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new..."
  • "I've thought it through."
  • "I'm sorry to interrupt."
  • "I don't know if you feel the same as I do."
  • "We could be together if you wanted to."
  • "Ever thought of calling darling?"
  • "Do you want me crawling back to you?"
  • "Here isn't where I wanna be."
  • "All I wanna hear her say is "Are you mine?""
  • "Are you mine?"
  • "Satisfaction feels like a distant memory."
  • "Are you mine tonight?"
  • "I saw this coming from the start."
  • "There's no need to show me 'round."
  • "Will you pour me one for the road?"
  • "Don't get that sinking feeling."
  • "Don't fall apart."
  • "Soundtrack to disaster."
  • "The horizon tries but it's just not as kind on the eyes."
  • "You can't be sure."
  • "She's a modern lover."
  • "Her lips are like the galaxy's edge."
  • "I want it all."
  • "Ain't it just like you to kiss me and then hit the road."
  • "Come on, come on, come on."
  • "It's not like I'm falling in love."
  • "I just want you to do me no good."
  • "You look like you could."
  • "She's with me."
  • "I can't explain."
  • "It's kinda strange now that you're gone."
  • "There's all these secrets that I can't keep."
  • "Has it gone for good?"
  • "Isn't it hard to make up your mind?"
  • "I suspect you already know?"
  • "I thought I was yours forever?"
  • "Maybe i was mistaken."
  • "I cannot manage to make it through the day without thinking of you."
  • "But I'm not finished."
  • "I thought I saw you leaving, carrying your shoes."
  • "I'm trying to change your mind."
  • "Left you multiple missed calls."
  • "Why'd you only call me when you're high?"
  • "I need a partner."
  • "It's harder and harder to get you to listen."
  • "Sort of feels like I'm running out of time."
  • "I haven't found what I was hoping to find."
  • "You gotta be up in the morning."
  • "You're starting to bore me, baby."
  • "What have you been up to?"
  • "I heard that you fell in love."
  • "I gotta tell you the truth..."
  • "Snap out of it."
  • "I'll be here, waiting ever so patiently."
  • "Forever isn't for everyone."
  • "Darling, how could you be so blind?"
  • "You made it all alright."
  • "I had nothing to lose."
  • "You call the shots babe."
  • "I just wanna be yours."
  • keith: i gave away all my dead batteries today. free of charge
  • pidge: i can't be l i e v e
  • keith: i'm terrified of elevators. i'll be taking steps to avoid them
  • pidge: s t o p
  • keith: we watched the movies back to back
  • keith: luckily i was facing the tv
  • pidge: w h y
  • keith: i wouldn't buy anything with velcro. it's a total rip-off
  • pidge: why is this my life
  • keith: i always tell dad jokes but when i do he laughs
  • pidge: i give up
  • lance: please even i can't
Otome Shiki Ren'ai Juku (乙女式れんあい塾 lit. Maidenly Love Cram School)
Nico & Nozomi
Otome Shiki Ren'ai Juku (乙女式れんあい塾 lit. Maidenly Love Cram School)
You can't be playing such mean pranks
Come on, stop that! (Straighten up!)
Shove those jokes into your pocket! (Think about it seriously)
I'll teasingly scold you with a super scary face
Come on already! (Straighten up!)
You're best when you're serious, after all
So let's kiss! (Was that too mean?)
Just kidding!

(Hey hey!)

Don't turn away (I want you to keep looking at me)
Hold me tight; I want to live out my youth...

I won't know that you think I'm cute unless you say so!
This love is too lonely
I'll dote on you more, okay? (Okay? Okay? Okay?)
That's just what girls do!

You can't be playing such mean pranks
Come on, stop that! (Straighten up!)
Shove those jokes into your pocket! (Think about it seriously)
I'll teasingly scold you with a super scary face
Come on already! (Straighten up!)
You're best when you're serious, after all
So let's kiss! (Was that too mean?)
Just kidding!

(Hey hey!)
JOKE OF THE DAY
  • I was in a public restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall...
  • Stall : Hi, how are you?
  • Me : (*embarrassed*) Doing fine !!
  • Stall : So what are you up to?
  • Me : Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.
  • Stall : Can I come over?
  • Me : (*attitude*) No, I'm a little busy right now !!
  • Stall : Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.

I don’t know guys

*Opens drawer*

The MBTI stereotypes are funny, sometimes

*Pulls out erlenmeyer flask*

but honestly i just don’t see how some of them come to be

*pulls goggles out of pocket*

i mean i am an intp, right?

*conducts an electrophoresis experiment on the side*

but that doesn’t mean i like science!

*dumps chemicals from test tubes into flask*

i like a lot of other things, too!

*mixes it up with a glass rod*

just gonna let that sit for a second.

*walks over to chalkboard scrawled with hardly legible theories*

lemme just get this outta here.

*erases it all, but leaves chalk dust everywhere*

i really like to draw, actually! check this out

*draws a free-body-diagram*

you see, this arrow represents the force of gravity on the object while–

*flask suddenly explodes*

ah drat. it appears i have accidentally created another bomb.

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Tagged by @my-baeked-potato for the Favorite K-Pop Ship tag. I have so many cute ships~ I wanted to add many more but then this would’ve been the longest post ever :)

Tagging @beaglelinetrash, @yixingsavedmyass, @stopaegyo, @lankyeol, @goldenmaknae, @roseguold~ none of you have to do this if you don’t want to :)

thinkin about cromartie persona again
  • shadow yamaguchi: hmph. you're pathetic. all this talk about becoming a comedian is really only to hide how worthless a fighter you are. your desire to make people laugh is only a reaction to your own uselessness in all facets of your life, and the reason you over-analyze your own comedy is that you're afraid of messing that up, too. the truth is that everyone around you is funnier than you are and you won't even acknowledge it
  • yamaguchi's internal monologue: well, this guy's basically got me pegged to a tee, honestly. i really do think like that sometimes, and i feel like engaging with these problems head on would be good for me. but... wouldn't it be funnier if i go against that and completely deny him right off the bat? no, no, no, i'm thinking about this from the wrong perspective. everyone else is expecting me to outright deny him... so that means accepting him immediately would be a funnier punchline. no... are these really the only options i have for a punchline? i need to think more outside the box, here
  • ishikawa: n-no! you're not me!
  • yamaguchi: hrnk...
  • yamaguchi's internal monologue: wow, i almost flew off the handle and said something like "of course you're not him, you idiot! he's supposed to be me!" i don't want to be the straight man in this bit! ishikawa sure is a comedic force to be reckoned with, nowadays...
  • kamiyama: shadow yamaguchi, i hate to admit it, but you're right. i AM useless in a fight, and i use my comedy as a crutch to feel like i'm accomplishing something when all i'm doing is thinking up jokes that i won't even share because i'm too afraid. i'll gladly accept you as part of myself and use this experience to grow stronger in all aspects of my life
  • Shadow Yamaguchi became Kamiyama's new persona, Sukuna-Hikona.
  • yamaguchi: ?????????????
  • jin: ok we're making a pizza today
  • rap mon: but we can just ord-
  • jin: right namjoon, ur role today is to read the cooking instructions out loud so ur mouth stays busy
  • jin: jungkook can u work on the pizza base
  • jungkook: of course
  • jimin: can I help him? I have strong arms
  • jk: NO
  • jin: yeah why not. yoongi -
  • suga: i'll lie down and wait for the food while silently judging u
  • jin: i doubt it's gonna be silent. hoseok u take care of the toppings bc u're the only one with clean hands
  • v: what about me
  • jin:
  • v: pls i wanna do something. i can help cut jhope's sausage
  • rm: i don't think he'd appreciate that
  • JH: u can stroke the dough instead
  • jin: stop w the dick jokes for god's sake, we're making food
  • v: i can spin the pizza in the air i saw it on tv
  • jin: just go buy some snacks for later, here's some money
  • s: snacks are all we're gonna have, I can smell your incoming failure from 20 mins away
  • jin: right. namjoon start reading
  • rm: spread the dough thin but not too thin. push it far and not too near. live like it's always ur last day, don't give in to the decay
  • JH: are u rapping right now
  • jin: JUST READ THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS
  • jk: i got this dont worry JIMIN STOP HOLDING MY HAND IN THE DOUGH
  • jm: i'm helping u spread it thin, ur frail hands can't handle it. see, now this is cute. like dirty dancing
  • rm: keep going on until ur freedom becomes a certainty of the universe, transcending time and space and ur human condition-
  • jk: wtf are u even reading
  • rm: glad you asked! it's Immanuel Kant, I just got this in the post today, I'm so excited
  • jin: where's the cooking book???
  • rm: oh there's no actual cooking book in this house
  • jin:
  • jk: look we dont fking need that, I'm the golden maknae, I can make a goddamn pizza. it's ready to go in the ovenJIMIN STOP PRESSING UR ABS INTO MY BACK OR I'LL THROW U IN THE OVEN TOO
  • jm: that's not my abs
  • jin: I SAID STOP WITH THE DICK JOKES IN THE KITCHEN
  • v: hey I'm back, i found some snacks specially made for women and i got curious
  • jin: what do u mean snacks for wo -
  • jin:
  • JH: thats not food
  • v: but the packaging is so nice, what is it?
  • rm: when the uterus discharges of its lining, the remains of the potential fetus nest are absorbed by those things u just bought
  • v: is Uterus a foreign country?
  • rm: I wouldn't call it foreign, we've all been there
  • v: i'll just give them to my mom, it's her birthday soon
  • jin: someone take those away from him
  • jk: my perfect pizza is ready
  • s: it's actually impressive, u finished before the delivery guy got here
  • jin: why would u order pizza when we were making pizza???
  • s: I wouldn't trust u to make a sandwich
  • jin: anyway it looks awesome but
  • jk: what now
  • jin: wtf is that smell. what is that green stuff on it hoseok??????
  • JH: basil?
  • jin: IT'S NOT FUCKING BASIL
  • JH: oh shit you're right, my bad
  • jin:
  • jk:
  • jin: just throw everything away
  • jk: OH HELL NO I MADE IT THROUGH UR MOANING AND HAVING JIMIN ON MY ASS - LITERALLY - IM KEEPING THIS
  • JH: don't let kim taehyung eat that or we'll have to send him to the moon w his rabbit to shut up
  • v: but it's delicious
  • v: hey do u guys ever think we got it all wrong
  • v: like what if the world is just a ping pong ball no one picked up yet
  • v: and when giants will start playing w it we'll have to dance to places instead of walking to keep up the pace
  • rm: that's quite fascinating. u know kant believed we perceive the world through a conceptual scheme, do u want to read this together?
  • v: i have no idea what u just said but yes
  • s: well my pizza is here at least, enjoy ur tampon snacks and stoned philosophy talk
  • jin: i fucking hate all of u
How to Get Away with Murder - Starter Sentences
  • Feel free to change pronouns/words to your liking!
  • “I never kiss and tell.”
  • “I wanna be her.”
  • “Do you know who anyone really is?”
  • “Were you screwing her?”
  • “I'm done with your crazy.”
  • “Because I'm not marrying a loser.”
  • “Looks like we have more in common than I thought.”
  • “Hooker Mom turned out to be Bomb Mom. I freakin' love this job!”
  • “Smile or go to jail!”
  • “I just wanted to do something.”
  • “Well, she can't resist a challenge, can she?”
  • “We are so, so screwed.”
  • “This is what pilates can do for you.”
  • “I just know that everyone hates their boss.”
  • “Let's hear it for the greedy little pig.”
  • “[NAME], smile. You're going home.”
  • “Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
  • “Did you love her?”
  • “She was just lost.”
  • “That's how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken messes that you just clean up.”
  • “I've been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”
  • “I don't believe you. To be honest, I don't even care.”
  • “See? Sexting pays off.”
  • “Oh my god, are you crying?”
  • “Listen to yourself. You just can't stop lying.”
  • “You won't be the first person in the world disappointed by their father.”
  • “Wow, someone have daddy issues?”
  • “That's the best thing I've seen in days.”
  • “Whatever it takes. Isn't that what you said?”
  • “You still feel like making jokes now?”
  • “You forgot his name and he's still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?”
  • “He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice. I had to kill him or he was going to kill me.”
  • “He deserved to die. And I'm glad he's dead.”
  • “Take all the time you want. I'll be here.”
  • “Speak of the devil and she shall appear.”
  • “Are you good for anything, or can you only do your job when you're screwing evidence out of someone?”
  • “You're a monster.”
  • “I'm so sorry.”
  • “Please forgive me for what I said.”
  • “So please come home, [NAME]. Come home so we can be together. Come home.”
  • “I have a drug problem, [NAME].”
  • “She apologized to me. That's not something she does. Ever.”
  • “You call it crazy. I call it winning.”
  • “He's not the man we thought he was.”
  • “Hey there, killer.”
  • “You didn't do this. They did. Don't let them ruin you.”
  • “Maybe I'm a good faker.”
  • “When in doubt, shut your mouth.”
  • “I can't sleep without having nightmares. I'm scared I might be going crazy.”
  • “Thank God I don't have a gun or I'd shoot her myself.”
  • “You hurt my feelings. A lot. And I know I should be used to it now because everyone here makes fun of me all the time but you didn't. And then you were mean to me for no reason. Yeah, whatever. I'll, I'll stop being a jerk.”
  • “Seriously, just because my facial hair isn't exactly as luscious as yours, doesn't mean I can't still kick your ass.”
  • “You said you loved me, over and over. But you don't, do you? You love her.”
  • “Don't say that if you don't mean it.”
  • “I mean it. I don't love her anymore. I love you.”
  • “I did it. I killed [NAME].”
  • “You need to leave.”
  • “You do realize I'm not scared to hit a bitch.”
  • “Oh, just throw me down the stairs. (Optional: You did a pretty good job with [NAME].)”
  • “You know I'm not that guy.”
  • “A person can lift almost anything if they're desperate enough.”
THE SIGNS PLAYING WITH A OUIJA BOARD TOGETHER
  • The signs get together in a haunted house, and they sit cross-legged in a circle, summoning ghosts with a ouija board. Let's spy on them and see how it goes down.
  • Aries: Okay I'll ask first!!! *Pushes around planchette trying to freak people out*
  • Taurus: This is literally the dumbest thing ever this isn't even real *heartbeat quickens when planchette moves*
  • Gemini: *blows out candles and begins to mock everyone*
  • Cancer: Maybe we shouldn't be doing this I have a bad feeling...
  • Leo: *Eyes roll back in the head and becomes possessed*
  • Virgo: *Backs away from Leo*
  • Libra: Hahah ok everyone calm down it's just a joke...right???
  • Scorpio: *Starts chanting Satanic verses*
  • Sagittarius: *Kicks the ouija board and cuts it in half*
  • Capricorn: I'm out bye!!!
  • Aquarius: YOU FORGOT TO SAY BYE TO THE BOARD YOU IDIOTS
  • Pisces: *Crying*
literal transcript of a 5sos interview | 8
  • Interviewer: What do you think about dating a friend's ex?
  • Ashton: Dating your friend's ex I mean, you know–
  • Luke: Oh I thought you said something else
  • Michael: I think it's a no no
  • Calum: Yeah I'll do it
  • All: *bursts out in laughter*
  • Luke: *mimicking calum* Yeah i'll do it
  • Ashton: I mean when things are tough.. *laughing* no, I'm joking
  • Calum: Nah, I dont think you do that.
  • Luke: I dont think you can do that
  • Ashton: Shouldn't do it
  • Interviewer: Why do you think people do it then?
  • Calum: Everyone has different morals
  • Luke: I mean it depends. I mean maybe like– We don't really have any friend but like. If we had–
  • Calum: *laughs*
  • Michael: Maybe it's different in Sweden
  • Luke: I mean with us *gestures to the band* with us, with our band we're more than just friends. So it's be very weird for one of us to date someone else's ex.
  • Michael: I think everyone's so good looking in Sweden that you can kinda just date everyone you know what I mean?
  • Luke: I get that
  • Ashton: Maybe things are different
  • Michael: Yeah
  • Luke: But like..If its a friend that I don't really know that well, I mean it's not that weird. But like for us it'd be weird. I went, when you said friend I went straight to these guys, so i was like 'that'd be so weird'
  • Calum: I went straight to Barack
  • Luke: You went straight to Barack?
  • Calum: I couldn't...I couldn't date Michelle
  • Luke: *laughing* you couldn't date Michelle
  • Calum: I couldn't do that to him
  • Interviewer: You would fit together
  • Calum: Me and Michelle?
  • Interviewer: Yeah
  • Luke: *singing* Michelle Obama
  • Calum: *eyes wide* You know too much.
Moments from the cabinet battles as the signs
  • Aries: you must be outta your gODDAMN MIND
  • Taurus: imagine what gon happen when you try to tax our whiskey
  • Gemini: it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
  • Cancer: daddy's calling
  • Leo: don't act surprised, you guys, CUZ I WROTE EM
  • Virgo: he is nOT SECRETARY OF STATE
  • Libra: ~the cabinet reactions~
  • Scorpio: uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead
  • Sagittarius: sitting there useless as two shits
  • Capricorn: turn around, bend over, i'll show you where my shoe fits
  • Aquarius: while you were off getting high with the French
  • Pisces: *small Madison voice* ...France
Pierce the Veil RP Starters
  • possible triggers include: suicide, self-harm, depression
  • "Bet you never had a Friday night like this."
  • "I don't want this anymore."
  • "The though of you's no fucking fun."
  • "You want a martyr? I'll be one!"
  • "Enough's enough, we're done!"
  • "You told me think about it, well, I did."
  • "Now I don't want to feel a thing a anymore."
  • "I'm tired of begging for the things that I want."
  • "You make me sick."
  • "Scream. Until there's nothing left."
  • "Imagine living like a king someday."
  • "I laid down. I drank the poison then I passed the fuck out."
  • "Now lemme tell you 'bout the good life."
  • "Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?"
  • "This is my imagination."
  • "What am I doing here?"
  • "Remind her/him/them that the future would be nothing without her/him/them."
  • "Never lose her/him/them."
  • "I'm afraid."
  • "Better think of something good to say."
  • "But it's all been done more than once."
  • "I'll keep on trying."
  • "Oh, God, don't let me be the only one who says ____"
  • "There's no such thing as too young."
  • "Second chances won't leave you alone."
  • "Then there's faith in love."
  • "If you kiss me good night, I'll know everything is alright."
  • "The future's just a few heartbeats away from disaster."
  • "I'm afraid that I've thrown it all away."
  • "It was the best time of my life."
  • "Darling, don't wake me up."
  • "My thrill is gone."
  • "Say I'm wrong."
  • "I wanna hold your hand so tight, I'm gonna break my wrist."
  • "I'll sing along."
  • "I don't know any other song."
  • "I'm barely hanging on."
  • "By the time you're hearing/reading this, I'll already be gone."
  • "This isn't fair!"
  • "Don't you try to blame this on me."
  • "So what if I was just a painter?"
  • "Would you ever try to leave me for somebody who deserves you most?"
  • "I've broken bones for you."
  • "We just can't keep this home."
  • "We can run."
  • "You tried to kill me with a shotgun!"
  • "She hates all of the guts and blood."
  • "Your doctor won't stop calling me."
  • "Some things don't work out the way we planned."
  • "Maybe we're meant to lose the ones we love, but I'll fight for you till then."
  • "Told you why I see no need for the sun."
  • "Don't bother, 'cause this love is a lie."
  • "Smile. Smile for me."
  • "If there's a God, then I'm letting him go. All for you."
  • "Come at me with everything you've got."
  • "Does it even make a difference?"
  • "Separate me from my own two hands. I've killed so many times."
  • "But I can't save the world from creatures that don't die."
  • "Baby, please come home. I need you here right now."
  • "Darling, it's cold outside."
  • "You said you ended up in Palm Springs dancing on table."
  • "Well, fuck, what? Am I suppose do be impressed?"
  • "Hope you had a really good time."
  • "I will soon forget the color of your eyes, and you'll forget mine."
  • "Let's go outside."
  • "It'll be alright."
  • "Maybe I'll pretend right now."
  • "But I swear to god, I'm gonna change the world."
  • "Oh my god, this is paradise."
  • "Baby, this is paradise, and it's so goddamn good."
  • "I'm not meant for this world."
  • "I just don't see the point."
  • "Don't think about it. Don't overthink about it."
  • "Life is a joke."
  • "Everything's riding on me tonight."
  • "You'd better hide the bullets."
  • "I only pray when it all goes down."
  • "I've been up here so long, I'm going crazy."
  • "We ended up on the ground."
  • "This love was out of control."
  • "Don't be crazy."
  • "Yes, now, of course you can/can't stay here."
  • "I know what it's like to feel burned out."
  • "We've all been there sometimes."
  • "Tonight, I'll make you feel beautiful once again."
  • "You're just wasted and thinking about the past again. Darling, you'll be okay."
  • "Darling, you'll be okay."
  • "I can't take it anymore!"
  • "Everything's not alright!"
  • "I still think you're beautiful."
  • "I don't ever wanna lose my best friend."
  • "God, you vulture!"
  • "Bring her back, or take me with her!"
  • "How does it feel?"
  • "It feels like I'm on fire."
  • "Wake up, I know you can hear me!"
  • "I never want it to be this way."
  • "Pretend like I don't entice you."
  • "You traitor!"
  • "I'll never be taken for granted again."
  • "I know that you're in pain."
  • "Oh my god, we're not gonna make it."
  • "She's/He's/They're mine!"
  • "Stay away from her/him/them!"
  • "It's not her/his/their time!"
  • "Fuck it!"
  • "Can you come over to my L.A place?"
  • "I have something to tell you and it just can't wait."
  • "Do you still love me?"
  • "I'm dying to know."
  • "Did you forget what we shared?"
  • "I've been inside your bedroom a thousand years."
  • "I want you in the most unromantic way."
  • "I thought we had a good damn thing."
  • "Baby, stay away from my friends."
  • "Now you only call me every Christmas and my birthday."
  • "But you don't know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night, scaring the thought of kissing razors!"
  • "Why the fuck didn't you say something?"
  • "I'm the killer who burned your home."
  • "You'd better not get back up."
  • "I'm tired of holding up your backup plans."
  • "You know I've never held a gun in my life."