i'll be your new best friend

wild empathy breaks game

d&d 3.5 The cleric and I (the druid) get teleported away from the party in front of a t-rex the size of a mountain.  It looks hungry.  

Me: dinosaurs are considered animals right?

DM: yes

Me: cool.  I want to use wild empathy to try and make it my friend.

DM: ok roll.

*Natural 20* 

Cleric OOC: WTF! you just broke my mind!

DM: the T-rex is your new best friend.

Me: Hey cleric, my new best friend looks hungry.  Summon some food and water to feed him.

Cleric gives me a look: ok….

Feeds new best friend, who then takes us back to our party and then leaves back to his hunting grounds. *DM wouldn’t let me keep him*

Go outside, take a breath
Spin around, and let out a laugh
Because it’s never going to feel this way again

Hum on the subway, text them first
Smile at strangers, it could be worse
And it’s never going to feel this way again

Drink it in and hold me tighter
Because this world keeps getting wider
And it’s never going to feel this way again

I don’t want to sit back and let life fly away
I want to touch it, breathe it, carve it in my bones
I want to fall hard, crash and burn
Under city skylines and stars and birds
Because it’s never going to feel this way again

Buy that new book you’ve been adoring
Take that dare you’ve been ignoring
Because it’s never going to feel this way again

Take a train, call a cab
Lean out the window and grab his hand
Because it’s never going to feel this way again

I don’t want to be restrained to a vanilla life
I want to taste it, hold it, savor every drop
I want to jump off cliffs and freeze and fly
Fill up every second until I die
Because it’s never going to feel this way again

Let your heart be young
Let moments sing, and always be listening
Because they’re never going to sound like that again

Lean in, kiss quick, then slip away
Sleep in, ride your bike far away
Go on adventures, leap and run
Don’t be afraid to love someone

Because it’ll never feel this way again

—  It’s Never Going to Feel This Way Again
We talk about the pain of losing a lover.
But never the pain of your best friend ‘forever’.
When the breakdown of that friendship destroyed me more than any other.
—  M.C.E There are two types of significant others.
Hating your parents is hating an undeniable part of you
Hating your parents is hating your bones
Hating your parents is bruises that never truly fade
Hating your parents is taking prom pictures with your best friend’s mom
Hating your parents is 12:21 A.M. at a train station
Hating your parents is being afraid of leaving, but being even more afraid to stay
—  m.n // “Sincerely the Girl with an Abusive Father.”


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tips for college freshmen

- Whatever your high school teachers have told you about college is probably incorrect.

- You will get sick in the first couple of weeks because your body has never had to live with 400 other people and deal with all their germs. Always have tissues and chapstick on hand (especially in your backpack)

- Save the syllabus the teacher gives you on the first day. It will have all important due dates and criteria in it

- Don’t buy the book until you know you need it. Textbooks are hella expensive and I only used about a third of the ones I bought my freshmen year (be careful though cause the bookstore can run out)

- Check amazon & other sites for competitive textbook prices

- If you’re lost, ask someone for directions. They won’t care, especially if it’s the first few weeks

- Talk to your teachers. Sit in the front row. It’s almost always a good thing if the teacher knows who you are. Make connections with the ones that stand out to you because you will need them in the future (i.e. grad applications or other recommendations)

- When given an assignment, read it and do what it is asking. Do what they ask you to do. (this one is coming from my mom who teaches freshmen and every year someone tries to go above and beyond but ends up not answering the original question)


- 8am classes suck. Don’t take a class that early unless you have to. You will regret it.

- Try to schedule your classes back to back but don’t forget to factor in some time to eat

- Get a planner or calendar of some kind so that you can see just how much time you have to write that paper

- Freshmen always travel in packs. That’s how we know you’re a freshman. If you don’t want to get moo’d at (because you move like cattle), don’t travel in a huge pack of people

- You don’t have to be best friends with your roommate. You may not even get along. But you do have to live together. Be patient. Talk to them. C.o.m.m.u.n.i.c.a.t.e.

- Don’t be afraid to eat alone.

- Separate your darks from your lights when doing laundry and never never never wash anything in hot water unless you want it to shrink and wrinkle.

- Unless you’re in a science course you probably won’t have to bring the textbook to class. You may never even open the book. See tip #4

- Go to a frat party at least once (if your school has frats). You might love it; you’ll probably hate it. Either way it will definitely be an experience.

- Don’t drink jungle juice unless you saw the person make it. Never accept an opened can of beer. Keep track of your cup. Roofies are real and very dangerous. Always have a friend to walk home with.

- Say hi. Just say hello to people. It’s so easy to make friends in the beginning because everyone else is just as scared and new as you are

College is a blast. Best four years of your life and it flies by compared to high school. Have fun. Be safe. Make good choices!

Babe's friends with your best friend
  • Victor: look at this hamster Snapchat filter.
  • Phichit: really?
  • Victor [opens front camera]: yeah, look.
  • Victor [snaps picture]:
  • Phichit: we look so cute, post it.
  • Victor [writes in the description]: my new bestie and I #Phichit_chu #BestFriend #Goals #v_nikiforov
  • Yuri [walks by and kisses Victor's cheek]: I'll be at the pole dancing studio with Chris, bye.
  • Phichit: bye.
  • Victor: take care babe.

anonymous asked:

Tim if I ever met you I'm pretty sure I would worship your face. I'll call my new religion The Church of Tim. We all have mental breakdowns on camera and have matching masks to kill our best friends in.

That’s weird man

Here’s to another year.

Here’s to new friendships, new promises, new beginnings. Here’s to college life and living away from home for the first time. Here’s to new subjects and new challenges. Here’s to another heartbreak and another one after that. Here’s to drunk nights spent in the club and the nights spent playing card games with tea to keep you warm. Here’s to that one person who has stayed by you all this while, and here’s to that one person who still crosses your mind everyday. Here’s to first jobs and first paychecks. Here’s to horrible bosses we love to curse. Here’s to road trips and shopping sprees; here’s to expensive wines, cheap beer and street foods. Here’s to new relationships and relationships that couldn’t last. Here’s to first apartments and mounds of bills to pay. Here’s to leaving some dreams behind and here’s to finding new ones. Here’s to exploring new places and here’s to living life like we’ve never known before.

This time, it will be about celebrating ourselves, about embracing our beauty, accepting ourselves as flawed as we are because we’ll never be as young as we are now.

So, raise your glasses;

Here’s to another era of our lives.

—  turning twenty.
Haikyuu character aesthetics

Hinata- calloused hands, high fives, standing on tippy toes, making friends, tripping over nothing, sunny days, bandaids

Kageyama- squeaking shoes on gym floors, sitting alone, cold milk, cuss words, missing a high five, adrenaline rushes, cloudy days,

Daichi- motivation, a pat on the back, muscles under shirts, new sneakers, cologne, rolled up sleeves,

Sugawara- warm hugs, making sacrifices, homemade sweaters, platonically holding hands, hot chocolate, sassy comebacks

Tsukishima- passive aggressive glares, cold showers, pushing your glasses up your nose, hail storms, a full moon, watching documentaries, tangled headphones

Yamaguchi- freckles, sunbeams, laughter, hugging your best friend, watching the stars, apologies, whispering secrets, trying to stay quiet at a sleepover

When I decided to move far away from home I was afraid. Afraid that I would miss my family a lot or that the language barrier would be a bigger problem than expected. Ironically both of these occurred but weren’t the worst thing out of the whole. What I should have feared from the beginning on was the process of forgetting. It started with small things: I couldn’t remember different street names, the pattern of the bathroom’s walls and who lived where. As time passed by it got more extreme. I wasn’t able to recall the smell which spread through the whole town when it rained for 3 days straight. I couldn’t remember the name of my childhood best friend or the word you use to describe a special type of tree. It seemed as if every single memory which connected me with my former life faded away. But at the same time the free space was filled with new experiences, new memories I made here. Moving away means you leave something behind and welcome something new and as hard as it is in the beginning, it’s inevitable for your personal growth.

anonymous asked:

K so like my best friend is dating my crush and it fucking sucks cause they're both so sweet and they said take all the time you need we're here for you and we care about your wellbeing and I'm just sad and I know this isn't an ask and this a paragraph with a crap ton of runny sentences but I just needed to say something or I'll like lash out and my other friends are very unemotional about everything and yeah. Sorry.

oh man i’m so sorry this happened to you, i’m sure you’ll find someone new! i hope you get over this crush

‘What is his new girlfriend like?’
The words tumbled out of my mouth before I could stop them. As much as I didn’t want to know, I needed to; for my own peace of mind.

My friend sat in silence, her brows furrowed in concentration as she thought her answer through.

'Her heart is full of love and passion. She only wants what is best for everyone. She is patient and kind. Gentle and wise. Beauty and grace. She is all that is good in this world.’
She paused for a moment, staring right at me as she delivered the final punch.

My breath caught in my throat, heart pounding, palms sweaty; as I processed the words she had spoken.

'She is a lot like you.’

—  My friends told me your new girlfriend is a lot like me
Reblog if I can send you a message.

Or Come talk to me. I’m always wanting to meet new people. My Ask box is always empty. I’ll be waiting.


Finally achieved my lifelong dream of being Princess Leia Organa!! (big thanks to @thelittlestgrape for making the gown, as well as @spectacularly-odd and @stereotypicalmusicaltheatreguy for being such a cute R2 and Luke. The three of them endured my geekiness all weekend, including my actual tears over standing with my fave droid as it played Leia’s message to Obi Wan for me. Best friends a princess could ask for)

three word phrase sentence starters
  • "I'll be there."
  • "I love you."
  • "Maybe you're right."
  • "I trust you."
  • "Go for it."
  • "Told you so."
  • "Got your back."
  • "How are you?"
  • "I want you."
  • "I wonder why?"
  • "Get lost, creep."
  • "Let's get high."
  • "I respect you."
  • "Prove them wrong."
  • "Please forgive me."
  • "Now or never."
  • "I am pregnant."
  • "Get enough sleep."
  • "I miss you."
  • "Let's get drunk."
  • "Nurture your best."
  • "Let's just dance."
  • "Let it go."
  • "Try something new."
  • "Keep it legal."
  • "I am sorry."
  • "Thanks so much."
  • "Protect your health."
  • "You got me."
  • "Keep it fun."
  • "Don't drive drunk."
  • "Celebrate your victories."
  • "Let's be friends."
  • "This is music."
  • "Over and out."
  • "Where are you?"
  • "Wake your dreams."
  • "Life won't wait."
  • "Believe in yourself."
  • "Let it be."
  • "Hold my hand."
  • "Who are you?"
  • "Everyone loves you."
  • "This will pass."
  • "Speak the truth."
  • "You had time."
  • "Today's a gift."
  • "I am kidding."
  • "Marry me now."
  • "Love endures delay."
  • "Forgive my sins."
  • "Where's my head?"
  • "Only hope remains."
  • "Fuck your rules."
  • "No strings attached."
  • "Ramble on, man."
  • "Change is good."
  • "Learn from yesterday."
  • "Never look back."
  • "Ride or die."
  • "Passion, strength, fire."
  • "Life is life."
  • "Against all odds."
  • "Seize the day."
  • "God alone saves."
  • "Bros before hos."
  • "Live life daily."
  • "Thank you so."
  • "Imperfection is beauty."
  • "I call 'Bullshit!'"
  • "Make it happen."
  • "Family is forever."
  • "Always be yourself."
  • "Time heals everything."
  • "Forever my friend."
  • "Get lost, creep."
  • "Because I can."
  • "Mistakes make people."
  • "Death before dishonor."
  • "I don't know."
  • "No shit, Sherlock."
  • "You are kidding."
  • "Always be honest."
  • "Let's make babies."
  • "Let's run away."
  • "Hearts can mend."
  • "Rain will fall."
  • "Don't be afraid."
  • "Laughter is best."
  • "Knowledge is power."
  • "Hope trumps all."
  • "Do not judge."
  • "Save every penny."
  • "Always remain neutral."
  • "Please help me."
  • "Safe and sound."
  • "Just get naked."
  • "Words can hurt."
  • "Do not lie."
  • "Shoot the moon."
  • "Be my hero."
  • "Touch my soul."
  • "Stay the course."
  • "Let's just kiss."
  • "Love is everything."

Let them believe what they want. Let them take his side and leave you for dead because they don’t understand that a broken heart is enough. Let them. Let them see the pictures of his new girl and wonder where you are but say nothing, because they’re his, not yours. Let them see you sad, but never let them see you cry. The heart bleeds through your eyes. You’re healing, don’t create any more damage. You lived and loved before him, you will live and love again. They don’t know. They have no one they would die for.

- When he’s gone

Signs as lyrics from Paramore songs
  • Aries: Next time you point a finger I might have to bend it back or break it off.
  • Taurus: You were my conscience. So solid, now you're like water.
  • Gemini: Baby we're all alone now, give me something to sing about.
  • Cancer: Just don't let me fall asleep, feeling empty again.
  • Leo: Where's your gavel? Your jury? What's my offense this time? You're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me, sentence me to another life.
  • Virgo: They taped over your mouth, scribbled out the truth with their lies, you little spies.
  • Libra: It's not a walk in the park to love each other.
  • Scorpio: If I'm a bad person, you don't like me. Well I guess I'll make my own way.
  • Sagittarius: I noticed your eyes are always blue to me, keeping them here it makes no sense at all.
  • Capricorn: I've got a tight grip on reality but I can't let go of what's in front of me here.
  • Aquarius: Ignorance is your new best friend.
  • Pisces: Just watch my wildest dreams come true. Not one of them involving you.