wild empathy breaks game
d&d 3.5 The cleric and I (the druid) get teleported away from the party in front of a t-rex the size of a mountain. It looks hungry.
Me: dinosaurs are considered animals right?
Me: cool. I want to use wild empathy to try and make it my friend.
DM: ok roll.
Cleric OOC: WTF! you just broke my mind!
DM: the T-rex is your new best friend.
Me: Hey cleric, my new best friend looks hungry. Summon some food and water to feed him.
Cleric gives me a look: ok….
Feeds new best friend, who then takes us back to our party and then leaves back to his hunting grounds. *DM wouldn’t let me keep him*