Flower shop AU: Oswald buys flowers at Edward's shop and immediately gifts them to Ed.
!!!!!!!! Oswald asked Ed what kind of flowers could mean “I really like you” and “Let’s go on a date” and Ed seemed kind of gloomy, thinking that of course, Mayor Cobblepot has already someone in his life and he was such an idiot to think he had a chance, but right after he paid for the bouquet of flowers, Oswald shyly give them to Ed who took a moment to understand, before blushing like an idiot when he realised ooOOHH
Bully lies unconscious on the floor with a bruise already forming on their chin. Hufflepuff stares at slytherin friend in shock. "What? You told me to stop hexing people" I love hufflepuff/slytherin friendships
“what? you told me to stop hexing people"
for a moment the slytherin thinks the hufflepuff is angry
their mouth is still hanging open in shock
did they do the wrong thing?
they thought it was clever, using their fists instead of their wand
they only wanted to defend their friend
of anyone, a hufflepuff should understand friendship and loyalty right?
but then the hufflepuff starts laughing
“who the fuck taught you how to throw a punch!?” they exclaim
the slytherin is confused
because last time they checked, they had knocked that bully clean onto the floor
so what was wrong with their punch?
“you don’t hold your thumb inside your fist like that you dummy, the force of the punch can break it if you do that!”
“well how do i punch someone then?”
so the hufflepuff demonstrates the proper punching techniques
and then makes the slytherin help them prop up the bully and carry them to the hospital wing
“i’m gonna get detention for this”
“you deserve it for losing your temper like that”
“yeah well at least i learned how to punch someone right… where’d you learn that by the way?”
the hufflepuff seems to hesitate, as if they’re too shy to admit it
and then they say, “i’m a half-blood remember? my mum was a silver medal boxing champion in the olympics. she taught me how to fight”
and the slytherin laughs because hufflepuffs
-but particularly this one with their fiery eyes, loud laugh, soft hair, crass humor, brilliant mind and rough hands-