i'll be back with some coke

The One With The Secret Bath
  • *in the bathroom; 221B Baker Street*
  • Molly: *sipping champagne; smiles* You look cute in bubbles.
  • Sherlock: *pours her more champagne* Nah, I'm just getting you drunk.
  • *they in for a kiss but are interrupted by John knocking on the door*
  • John: Hey, it's me! I'm coming in.
  • Sherlock & Molly: *panicking*
  • Molly: *quickly dives under the water*
  • John: *walks in; raises his eyebrows at the candles and bubbles*
  • Sherlock: *looks at his champagne glass* Don't judge me. I-it's been a long case *quickly changes the subject* You're home early.
  • John: Yeah, Mary had to leave...something about her apartment. Can you believe-
  • Sherlock: *urgently* Oh, my God, John!
  • John: *confused* Sorry. I was just wondering if you wanted some chicken.
  • Sherlock: *hurriedly* No, nope. No chicken, goodbye.
  • John: Okay *turns to leave but stops at the door* You sure? Some extra crispy? Rice? Beans?
  • Sherlock: *angry* For God's sake, no! Get out! Go away, John!
  • John: *frowns* Alright *leaves*
  • Molly: *resurfaces*
  • Sherlock: Are you alright? I'm sorry, he wouldn't leave. He's ordering chicken.
  • Molly: *thoughtfully* Chicken? That sounds good.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Mmm, JOHN?
  • Molly: *slides back underwater*
  • John: *re-enters*
  • Sherlock: *quickly* I'll have a 3-piece, coleslaw, some beans, and a Coke- *yelps in pain as Molly grabs him underwater* - a Diet Coke.
  • John: *gapes in confusion but leaves him to it*
  • Molly: *comes back up* That was a close one.
  • Sherlock: *hands her a towel; smiles* Yeah. So, anyway, it turns out there were three potential murderers and a large sum of money...