i'll be at the fridge

  • Minseok: Oh my god can you like stop being a mother hen for five minutes! Stop mothering me!
  • Junmyeon: Mothering you? I don't 'mother' anyone! I don't even have kids to 'mother'!
  • Sehun: Hyung, me and Jongin are going out to see a movie.
  • Junmyeon: Ok but be back by 9.
  • Chanyeol: Hyung! Kyungsoo tripped me over again!
  • Junmyeon: Just play nice with each other for once, will you?
  • Baekhyun: Hyung, there's no food in the fridge.
  • Junmyeon: I'll go grocery shopping tomorrow, go order something for now, alright?
  • Minseok: ...
  • Junmyeon: ...okay, listen
  • Yang: *Yang slammed open the door to her and Ruby's room with tears in her eyes.* Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! *yang shouted as she punched the wall repeatedly before slumping down against it onto the floor holding her hands to her face.*
  • Ruby: *Meanwhile Ruby rushed in from the bathroom in a panic.* What Happen!? I heard banging! *She then spotted her sister sitting shaking on against the wall and quickly rushed over.* Yang? Are you alright? What's wrong?
  • Yang: *Yang sniffled wiping the tears from her red eyes.* It's nothing Ruby. Just... Just go away.
  • Ruby: Yang. It's clearly not nothing. Please talk to me. I just want to help. *Ruby said moving closer to her sister placing her hand on her shoulder.*
  • Yang: *Yang was silent for a moment, trying to stop the tears from falling as her eyes slowly turn purple.* Fine... I was going to the cafe were Blake went too... I was going to go tell her how I feel about her because I just needed to get this off my chest, ya'know. *Yang sniffled wiping her eyes.* But when I got there I saw her with Sun.
  • Ruby: Okay so Blake was hanging out with Sun. That isn't out of- *Ruby started before shouted with more tears in her eyes.*
  • Yang: They were on a date Ruby!
  • Ruby: *At this Ruby looked dumbfounded with surprise.* W-what? No. they couldn't be. They are just good friend, Yang. I'm sure it was a misunderstanding.
  • Yang: *Ruby then watched as the anger in Yang's express was overwhelmed with sorrow before looking down at the ground.* That's what I was hope for, Ruby... Right up until They kissed.
  • Ruby: oh... Oh Yang. *Ruby whisper as she wrapped her arms around her sister who hugged her back burying her face into her shoulder.* I am so sorry.
  • Yang: What am I going to do Ruby? *sniffle* I love her so much. But I can never be with her. *sniffle. I can't even tell her now. *Yang cried, holding onto Ruby for dear life.*
  • Ruby: Shhhhh. It's alright. Let it all out. *Ruby whispered as she stroke Yangs head hugging her until she calmed down.* It'll be okay Yang. Why don't you go take a shower and get ready for bed. Maybe it will help you feel better.
  • Yang: *sniffle.* Yeah... Thank you Ruby.
  • Ruby: Anytime. We're sisters after all. We take care of each other. You'd do the same for me... And probably beat up the other person.
  • Yang: Hehe, Yeah I would.
  • ~Later~
  • Ruby: *Ruby walked down stair while Yang is in the shower when she hears the front door open and close.* Oh I guess Blake is back. *She thought to herself when she hear Weiss and Blake begin to talk.*
  • Weiss: Welcome back Blake.
  • Blake: Hey Weiss. Where's Yang and Ruby?
  • Weiss: Upstairs. Yang's in the shower and Ruby I think went to bed.
  • Blake: Ah I see. I'll put these left overs in the fridge then.
  • Weiss: So how did it go?
  • Blake: How did what go?
  • Weiss: Your date with Sun.
  • Blake: *Ruby then heard Blake groan as she heard her coat being thrown.* For the last time Weiss. It was not a date. We are just friends and I made that pretty clear to him as well.
  • Weiss: What do you mean?
  • Blake: Sigh, Sun kissed me.
  • Weiss: He kissed you!?
  • Blake: Yes. And then I slapped him.
  • Weiss: WHAT!? Why? I thought you liked him?
  • Blake: As. A. Friend. Honestly, If I knew he was asking me out on a date and not to hang out I would have told him no and that I only see him as a friend. Which He accepted and apologized for kissing me while I apologized for slapping him.
  • Weiss: But I don't understand! You talked you were in love with someone blonde that we know. Oh god don't tell me it's Jaune!
  • Blake: What?! No! God No!
  • Weiss: Then who? We don't know any other blonde guys and the only other person we both know who is blonde is Yang.
  • Blake: ...
  • Weiss: ... Wait.
  • Blake: Weiss. Don't.
  • Weiss: Oh. My god.
  • Blake: Weiss. I'm serious. Shut up.
  • Ruby: *It was then just as Weiss opened her mouth to speak Ruby stepped out from around the corner and nearly shouted.* YOU LOVE YANG!
  • Blake: R-RUBY!? *Blake jumped in surprise, nearly dropping the box of sweet as Weiss watched from the chair she sat in.* H-hey. Uh, I thought you were sleep. I, uh, got some sweetd from the cafe if you want any. *Blake then watched as Ruby zipped over infront of her slapping the box out of her hand to the floor, shocking both her and Weiss before Ruby took hold of her shoulder.*
  • Ruby: Yeah. Forget that. Is it true!? You Actually love my sister?!
  • Blake: I...
  • Weiss: Ruby what is wrong with-
  • Ruby: Not now Weiss! I'll example later! Blake! Do you or do you not love Yang!?
  • Blake: Well I mean... *Blake muttered shifting nervously at Ruby's gaze before finally cracking.* Okay Yes. I love Yang but you can't tell her, please.
  • Ruby: Oh thank you god!
  • Blake/Weiss: Eh?
  • Ruby: Blake You are going to go up stair to Yang right now and tell Yang how yu feel. Like right now!
  • Blake/Weiss: What? Why? *the two said together before looking at each other weirdly then back to Ruby.*
  • Ruby: Because Yang has been crying for the past hour thinks you and Sun are dating!
  • Blake: Why would Yang think that and why was she crying about it?
  • Ruby: Because she loves you and she saw Sun kissing you!
  • Blake: WHAT!? OH MY GOD! YANG!*Blake Shouted and quickly ran past Ruby and upstairs.*
  • Weiss: You think she remembers me saying Yang is in the shower? *Both Weiss and Ruby then looked as they heard a door slam open.*
  • Blake: YANG! IT WASN'T A DATE! I DON'T LOVE SUUUUWHOAMYGOD!
  • Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAH! BLAKE! WHAT THE HELL!?
  • Blake: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE NAKED!
  • Yang: I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER! STOP PEAKING AND GET OUT OR AT LEAST GIVE MY A TOWEL!
  • Ruby: Yeah I'm going to go with nope. *Ruby then took a bite of a cookie from the box on the floor.*
  • Exploring an abandoned house
  • Heather Chandler: *points to Veronica and Heather Mac* Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I'll check the cabinets, and, Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge.
  • Heather Duke: WHAT?! Why do I get this...dubious looking device?!
  • Heather Chandler: Because only Velma would say 'dubious device'. Velma gets the spooky fridge.
Sims logic
  • *7 38am*
  • *work at 8am*
  • *is hungry and has leftovers in the fridge*
  • Sim: I think I'll cook an entire lobster meal 20 seconds before work (: (: (:
  • *is three hours late to work as a result*
  • Nico: *to Hanayo and Rin* Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I'll take the cabinets, and Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge.
  • Umi: What? Why do I get this... dubious looking device?
  • Nico: Because only Velma would say "dubious device". Velma gets the spooky fridge.
  • Kotori: What does that make you, Nico? Fred?
  • Nico: Bitch, I'm Daphne.

hamibun  asked:

every time I see that you say something like "I'll put it on the fridge" I just,, imagine this massive metal door that belongs to a refrigerator and just so many pictures and papers and cute little notes and you need one of those library ladders to even get to them all,,

Ya pretty much i have so much art on there now!!!!

The Signs as Dan Avidan Quotes
  • Aries: "Do it you sorry sack of shit... sorry that didn't come out as encouraging as I wanted it to."
  • Taurus: "Caught a big ole' case of the fuck you's."
  • Gemini: "If there's two things I'm down with, it's hating tomatoes and the sickness."
  • Leo: "I think that was the first time you've said 'fuck you' to me, and I can't believe it's over Twitter."
  • Cancer: "We’re like two penises in a pod. That’s the saying, right?"
  • Virgo: "Hold on, I'm clearing my google search term of 'echidna penis' and replacing it with 'Bowie pressure lyrics.'"
  • Libra: "That's what I say to ladies sometimes- I really satisfy. REALLY, REALLY. I'm packed with peanuts."
  • Scorpio: "The stakes are so high, dude. If we fail, I'll be forced to go to. Uh. To. Um. The fridge and get myself a sandwich."
  • Sagittarius: "You may not recognize me because I was wearing sunglasses. I wrote an internet song about dinosaurs and lasers in 2010."
  • Capricorn: "I’d fist fight literally any penguin you put in front of me."
  • Aquarius: "I have a specific set of skills and they all involve masturbating."
  • Pieces: "I'm super excited about failure."
  • Sideswipe: Oh my god, can you stop being a mother hen for five minutes? Stop mothering me!
  • Bumblebee: Mothering you? I don't 'mother' anyone! I don't even have kids to 'mother'!
  • Strongarm: Bee, me and Windblade want to go out to see a movie.
  • Bumblebee: OK, but be back by 9.
  • Fixit: Bumblebee! Denny playing with my tech again!
  • Bumblebee: Just play nice with each other for once, will you?
  • Grimlock: Bee, there's no food in the fridge.
  • Joven: I'll go grocery shopping tomorrow. Go order something for now, alright?
  • Sideswipe: ...
  • Bumblebee: ...okay, listen-
  • Weiss: Nora, it's six thirty in the morning, why are we in the kitchen?
  • Nora: I feel bad for eating all of Ren's pancakes the other week so you're going to help me make some for him.
  • Weiss: Why can't you do it?
  • Nora: Ren said I'm not allowed to handle the stove by myself.
  • Weiss: ...Of course you aren't. Okay, fine, get the eggs and milk from the fridge and I'll get the flour from the cupboard.
  • Nora: Sure thing!
  • *Nora skips over to the fridge and returns back to Weiss a few seconds later empty handed*
  • Weiss: Where's the milk and eggs?
  • Nora: I dropped the eggs and drank the milk. Oh is that flour?!
  • *Nora grabs the open bag of flour causing a majority of it to puff up into Weiss's face*
  • Weiss: Nora! You just covered me completely in flour!
  • Nora: Really? Huh, I don't see it on you anywhere.
  • Weiss: That's it, I'm going back to bed! I'll make some calls and have some pancakes delivered here by the time Ren wakes up!
  • Nora: Yessssssssssss!

ooc ;;

Thinking about the “Ariadne” allusion and possible parallels.

Thinking about Adam being the “Theseus” to take down the “Minotaur” (Illuminati).

Thinking about Meg getting Adam to safety but not herself.

Just slay me

  • [GOM in the Haunted House]
  • Kuroko: Now let's make like Scooby Doo and split up to find a clue.
  • Kise: Kurokocchi, that rhymes!
  • Kuroko: Shut up, Kise-kun.
  • Kuroko to Aomine and Kise: Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sink.
  • Aomine and Kise: ...
  • Kuroko: I'll check the cabinet.
  • Kuroko to Midorima: And Velma, you get the spooky lookin' fridge.
  • Midorima: What?! Why do I get this... dubious device?!
  • Kuroko: Because only Velma would say "dubious device." Velma gets the spooky fridge.
  • Akashi: Who are you then, Kuroko? Freedie?
  • Kuroko: B*tch I'm Daphne.
when ur at a friends house and u tell them ur hungry
  • THIS IS WHAT UR FRIEND SAYS (not u, unless u are the friend) (u can look at moon too if u want)
  • ARIES: Mom!! they're hungry what food do we have?
  • TAURUS: the pantry is over there *points*
  • GEMINI: holy fcuk me too!! lets eat. what u want?
  • CANCER: do you want to eat now? or can you wait a little bit because we could make cookies or something
  • LEO: omg im so glad u said that. im gonna ask if we can order chinese food. brb
  • VIRGO: what do you want? i made these cupcakes yesterday but i also just learned this recipe for a green smoothie
  • LIBRA: omg im so sorry i should have asked! what do you want to eat?
  • SCORPIO: just go to the kitchen and eat whatever u want. just dont fucking touch my oreos.
  • SAGITTARIUS: i'll show you what we've got *opens fridge dramatically*
  • CAPRICORN: do not worry friend i was already prepared. *reveals the chocolate*
  • AQUARIUS: now that u mention it i am too. do you want to make bacon pancakes? its like pancakes but also bacon
  • PISCES: sure! what do you want? you can choose!