i'd take that any day

i think i’m really lucky when it comes to driving because i’ll complain about people not signaling or being a lil bit aggressive in my mid-size towns and then i road trip out to The Big City and get cut off several times per minute and nearly sideswiped when some idiot pulls into the hov lane with no occupants and watch teenage boys text while trying to pull onto the fucking worst interchanges in human history while also slurping taco grease off their forearm and in those moments i am humbled


there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet // panic! at the disco


Happy birthday Philipp Lahm!!

Today, I walked into a cafe.

Behind the counter, taking orders at two separate registers, were two guys about my own age (mid twenties).

The first was very Mediterranean-looking with the olive skin tone and the dark features. His eyes were ridiculously green and dude… he was jacked. Like he looked like he could land a job advertising for Old Spice or something. His goatee was perfection and his smile displayed absolutely gorgeous white teeth.

The second guy was a total Weasley. Red hair with freckles, on the short side, and a goofy grin. He laughed easily and cracked lame but cute jokes at his customers and appeared 100% confident in himself.

And you know what? I realized in that moment that I was way more attracted to the second guy than the first. Something about the dorky demeanor and the fun laugh he had was SO much more attractive than the hunk with the bedroom eyes.

I am unashamed to say that I’ll take a nerd over a babe-magnet ANY DAY…

Reblog if you agree!

Mr Thesassygandalf got me a present *-*

pattheanimator  asked:

Hi Wil. I noticed how bummed you've been about the way Legendary has been handling Tabletop, so I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy the show. It's still as much of a treat to watch as it ever was, and it's still introducing me and my wife to fun new games. I'd take delayed Tabletop over no more Tabletop any day, but even if you feel you're done with the show, I hope the corporate BS hasn't kept you from feeling proud of all the awesomeness you've created. Thank you for making Tabletop

I appreciate this very much. Thank you.

tumblr: superwholock is so cringy im so glad we’re all past that phase now

also tumblr: person pretends to be another race, gender, scams people out of money, fakes having HIV, all to write about their slave-owner hamilton romance fanfiction

summertimehazz  asked:

Pt.3: "Do you know how hard it is to control myself around you?" He'd whisper in your ear, "How many time I'd take you in the day if just decided to let go of any self control around you?" By this point you're probably throbbing around him and from the moan he lets out you know he's close too. "How hard it's for me to not just come in you right now with you being all squirmy and dripping wet around me?" PS: TOLD YA I'D COME FOR YOU ONCE I HAD SOMETHING IN MIND!!!


So, actually, I recommend all dudes to deck out their hotel room or bedroom with roses the day of their wedding because it sounds very cliché but it’s actually the best thing ever.

Husband’s uncle did this for us, the hotel staff (fyi Embassy Suites is a great hotel) laid white sheets down on the floor and furniture and put rose petals everywhere. The lighting was perfect too. It looked like something out of a movie. Will end up staining white clothes most likely but it’s all for memories sake anyway.