i'd say it's the last one

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Forduary week three: Support
At least he’ll always have his brother there to support him, right?


You can see all of my Forduary entries here and all of my Stanuary entries here.

Sonny Question

Is it me, or did we never get a Sonny-centric episode in all of Season 18?

I woudn’t count Great Expectations, because Sonny had his normal amount of screentime in that episode, and it wasn’t actually about him. In S16 we got to meet Bella and Sonny had tons of screentime, not just at work but also “at home” (well, Bella’s home) for the first time. In S17 we got that amazing episode of him going undercover, giving Peter a great opportunity to play something else and, again, getting tons of screentime. Even Liv took a backseat in that ep, since Mariska was busy directing it.

In this season’s Great Expectations, Sonny just had the one moment, when he talked about his past for less than a minute. I’d compare it to 41 Witnesses or Unholiest Alliance (lol shame on me for even comparing it to those great eps), as in, it was a normal SVU episode with a heavier Sonny content, but not actually Carisi-centric.

In S18, Barba got Know It All, Amanda got the episode with her sister (queen Kim!), Fin hasn’t gotten an episode since the iconic Ludacris saga, and Liv got all the episodes :D

Nothing for Sonny? No real chance to let Peter shine, other than a fleeting moment or two? As bored as I’ve been with this season, I was at least banking on the “standard” (or so I thought) Sonny episode to get me excited.

Originally posted by f-r-m-d-j

wait, maybe we got one and i forgot about it? that’s possible. i only remember about 3 episodes from this season

also yay i found that Malcolm in the Middle moment in gif form

bed-and-breakfast-engineer  asked:

For Chyler's article she also recorded her saying it, (very wonderfully I may add) and one of the last lines she says is: "You are wonderful, you are worthy of respect and praise, you are deserving of love and yes, you are unique." Just thought I'd throw that out there in case people want to file that away for their bad days. It's a good line to have on repeat for when you don't believe it yourself. Cause Chyler believes it. About all of us.

I just.

Chyler.

Like what even.

Gosh you should hear my voice in the snapchat videos,

So right after I drew ADL’s reference my tablet’s lights went out and I couldn’t turn it back on. It permanently died and it had its last drawing. So I sat there, sobbing internally and my dad went up to me and tapped me on the shoulder, saying he and my mum and a surprise for me.

I was really confused, I didn’t understand what I could have possibly done to have earned any good surprise.

My dad revealed from behind him a box, and it was labeled Wacom Intuos Pro

I sobbed in real life this time, and hugged my parents and told them all the thanks.

I literally didn’t open the box for like 20 minutes because I didn’t understand what I was feeling. It’s that feeling where you feel like you don’t deserve what you have? And it’s mixed with happiness and it’s a confusing mess and I didn’t like it ^-^”

So what does this mean?

You can stop donating!

I mean if you want to donate for other reasons I’ll keep it open! and most importantly the old rules still apply, if you donate $15+ you get a doodle! I’m going to make it one doodle now though since Quinty was only helping me for the tablet.

TL;DR

  • Got a new tablet! (Wacom Intuos Pro)
    • Thanks to my wonderful parents and I love them so much they’re amazing I can’t aaa I’m just sob
  • Donations are still open except you only get one doodle this time if you donate $15+!

Now for the most important part

Thank you guys, all of you. I opened donations for literally a week only and so many of you were just so supportive. One of you donated twice! and a lot of you, gosh, donated so much I wish I could have given you more. You all are super amazing, I can’t express my thanks, so thank you all so much.

Also thank you @quinty-imara for helping me the entire time! I love you!

bring-us-back-light  asked:

I just want to say that i'd seen these kinds of posts and wanted to check mroe of them out. I wasn't sure what tag to search though, so when I found your blog I was super happy. You are now my favorite blog on this site and I just want to thank you so much for compiling all these posts together in one spot. I just spent the last week reading through your entire blog, it's amazing.

I’m happy to help! I’ve had luck with the tag space australia, occasionally with humans are space orcs, and also humans are weird (though that isn’t limited to sci-fi). I’ve heard that humans fuck yeah or hfy are also tags to check out, but I personally haven’t had the time to dive into those yet. (Humans are space oddities, which I tag all the non-Friday posts, is not very common elsewhere, it was mostly my commentary at the beginning and I stuck with it.)

I’ve also found that sometimes the OP, especially of a popular post, will have a tag for variations of their original post they reblog. Checking out the people who originate or contribute to a post are great ways of finding more (as are looking at the reblogged-with-additions part of the notes on a post, though many posts are ginormous and you won’t see everything.

To be honest, a large portion of my posts have been found with a combination of the above and sheer dumb luck. For example, @arcticfoxbear reblogged a bunch of things from their original post (thank yoouuuu) and also stuff from @authorbettyadams, whose writing I had never come across on Tumblr before and whose writing I also now love deeply.

TL;DR: tags are great and people are great! Happy reading!

Interview with Hermann Gerland
  • FCB: Mr Gerland, you've accompanied Philipp Lahm for many years. Are you on first name terms?
  • HG: We're on first name terms.
  • FCB: Since when?
  • HG: Since I started working with the pros back in 2009.
  • FCB: But you've known Philipp Lahm much longer. When did he come to your attention for the first time?
  • HG: In the summer of 2001. Philipp played for the U-19s then, but I promoted him because I needed a full-back for the reserves. I'd seen him play for the youths.
  • FCB: And he convinced you straightaway?
  • HG: I still have strong memories of his first match for my team, when our reserves faced Burghausen in the Regionalliga Süd. We won 2-1, and Philipp played, well, as he always does; he turned in a flawless display.
  • FCB: And off the pitch?
  • HG: Philipp was very mature at 17. To my knowledge he hasn't made any significant mistakes or attracted negative attention to this day. He was punctual, he worked hard. He's always trained outstandingly well, and he's never mouthed off about other players, neither in his youth nor today as a superstar. He gives young players advice, he's a role model. He's never lost touch with reality, as demonstrated by his social commitment via his foundation. Philipp has done an incredible job for all these years.
  • FCB: So he's a perfect player for any coach?
  • HG: As reserves coach I enjoyed the two years with him, and I'd have liked to enjoy him longer. But it would have been disastrous not to let him play in the Bundesliga, it just wasn't possible. Arranging that wasn't easy. Renowned coaches declined until Felix Magath accepted.
  • FCB: Some Bundesliga clubs will have regretted it.
  • HG: Two years ago I ran across a scout working for a Bundesliga club. I'd recommended Philipp to him back then. We talked, and he told me: 'I've watched Philipp Lahm and seen the same things you've seen, that he's an outstanding player. But my people didn't believe me.' That's a nice little story.
  • FCB: So he joined Stuttgart.
  • HG: Philipp was able to play in the Champions League that way. After only three months he was the best man on the pitch against Manchester United, so Alex Ferguson wanted to sign him. That says it all. Philipp went on to win almost everything there was to win. He only failed to win the European championship. The only sad thing is that he hasn't been named Player of the Year, which I don't understand. Sure, Philipp doesn't play in a spectacular manner. But if he's sidestepped only once or plays a bad pass everone's asking: what's wrong with Philipp today? That's the mark of an extraordinary career.
  • FCB: In terms of height Philipp is smaller than many other players. In what ways has this influenced his style?
  • HG: Philipp is very fleet-footed and hard-running, that was his advantage. And even though he isn't tall his jumping power is enormous, and he's strong in the air.
  • FCB: So training headers at the pendulum has paid off.
  • HG: Of course Philipp worked with the pendulum. All my reserves did, Mats Hummels too, he still does today.
  • FCB: What was your reaction when you learned Philipp would retire at the end of the season? Did you talk to him about it?
  • HG: No. I only told him: 'Philipp, it doesn't count if you ask me. I'm watching you during training and in matches. You're performing at a top, top, top level. The fans will be sad. Your footsteps will be very big, your shoe size notwithstanding.' I always tell my players: play for as long as can, you have the best time of your life as a player, especially if you play football like he does. I think he could have continued at the highest level.
  • FCB: How sad will you be?
  • HG: I'm always sad when players I've worked with leave or retire. It was the case with Basti Schweinsteiger, now it's going to be the case with Philipp. But he's made his decision, and I wish him all the best. He probably thinks: 'I'd better retire before everyone's starts saying: Philipp should finish his career.' Now he can focus on his family. I hope he'll return to football in some form one day.
  • FCB: What's your impression of Philipp in the last few days of his active career?
  • HG: He trains as he's always done. Maybe he'll notice after one or two months that he still wants to play.
  • FCB: He can call you then.
  • HG: He's always welcome in the youth academy, he can join us in training. Perhaps the U-19s or the U-17s, or even the U-15s, he might fit in in terms of height (laughs). He should come if he feels like it. He's a very, very welcome guest. I think I'll invite him at some point to talk to our young players about his career.
  • FCB: Many legends have played for FC Bayern: Franz Beckenbauer, Gerd Müller, Uli Hoeneß, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Lothar Matthäus... How do you assess Philipp Lahm?
  • HG: He's absolutely in the FC Bayern team of the century, on a par with the greatest players.
  • FCB: Do you think you'll work with a player like him again?
  • HG: I'm told again and again there's a second Philipp Lahm whenever a talent is a bit smaller in terms of height. But if someone scores three goals that doesn't make him a Gerd Müller. There aren't many players like Philipp Lahm. He's exceptional.

anonymous asked:

The last ask has got me imagining all kinds of space colony AUs and I'd love to see a Persuasion one (what can I say, it's my favourite Austen) but hey. Everything is better when there's interplanetary travel and starships.

Honestly. Some staid backwater planet where Anne’s been born and raised with dull heirarchies still leftover from when the planet was first colonized, though Sir Walter as the descendant of one of the first colonists is super-proud of that even though he himself doesn’t DO anything, and then Wentworth is a great renegade starship captain in service of an intergalactic alliance and Anne always wanted to get out there and see other galaxies…

Originally posted by geekybasket

flatsound sentence starters
  • "Tonight I walked through a field that used to scare me more than I scared myself."
  • "I wish I had known you then."
  • "It was never death that interested me; it was the idea of an opportunity to follow a cold breeze that promised to take me anywhere but here."
  • "I’m sorry you thought this couldn’t work, because I’ve never wanted anything more in my entire life than to prove that it could."
  • "You were not my world, you were my universe."
  • "And I wonder if that’s what it feels like to die."
  • "Why do I wait, wondering how long it’ll take you to admit it?"
  • "I’d rather keep my mouth shut then start to say what I can’t finish."
  • "I sit here wondering if anything you said was true."
  • "We both noticed something had changed."
  • "I called you up again today and you didn't pick up."
  • "I didn't expect it to happen this quickly, you know?"
  • "I sit here and I worry about myself so much."
  • "I wanted you to care, I wanted you to be nosy, I wanted you to be there."
  • "I know it's stupid of me to say that you don't care, I mean, of course you do, but I want you to care so much more."
  • "I can't be around all these people who all my life have tried to change me."
  • "I can't hide who I am."
  • "I will be happy for the first time in my whole life."
  • "It makes me feel good, makes me feel pretty."
  • "I will go to sleep; just know you’ll be in my dreams."
  • "If I cry, it won’t be because of you."
  • "You don’t have to wait or pretend that he’s just your friend."
  • "It scares me more than I'd like to admit."
  • "My only problem lately is I've got too much time so all I'm left with is that what's on my mind."
  • "I left out everyone and all I have at the end of the day is that what's on my mind."
  • "Say I came back today, would I have a spot in your heart?"
  • "I cheated with your ex best friend."
  • "You can't stand in my doorway for long."
  • "It's eleven o'clock, he's expecting you home."
  • "I'll walk you up the hill to your car."
  • "No, don't let go, don't let this die."
  • "I just need to know what I did to ruin this and turn your body cold."
  • "If you walk through that door there will be no us."
  • "I thought you were being distant."
  • "I did not mean to make this the worst night of your life."
  • "I need you to know what happened."
  • "I saw you walking by, you didn't say hi, you didn't even smile."
  • "You're not the only one who's feeling anxious toward the bullshit that's attached to growin' up."
  • "You said things would stay the same; well, have they?"
  • "I know you're scared, but you'll never get better if you keep running away."
  • "Sometimes you need to be self centered to understand yourself better."
  • "I'm not in the mood to stick around."
  • "Every day I think about you and why you had to turn into my enemy, when all I need's my friend."
  • "Look at me and see how much I've changed since you left."
  • "Well, is this what you wanted, for me to admit that this fucking hurts?"
  • "I was never good at talking smoothly."
  • "Now I don't remember how you speak; I mean, it comes to me in dreams, but by morning, I lose everything you ever said."
  • "I'm not perfect, I think I'm quite the opposite, I'm nothing to adore."
  • "Perfection is opinion and nothing more."
  • "I'll be here waiting when your plane lands."
  • "Hi, my name is none of your concern."
  • "I like the way you make me feel at home."
  • "It wasn’t a mistake - so please dont think it was."
  • "I didn’t have a lot to drink, I just needed a bit for confidence."
  • "They won't find out, no one cares enough about it to run their mouths."
  • "Just please, when you’re ready to go, try not to make it so painful."
  • "Will you write another sad, sad song?"
  • "It's obnoxious and it's useless to fight a war you're losing."
  • "This might be your only chance."
  • "Is it you who calls the shots?"
  • "I don't know why they're choosing to confide in someone who will talk about anything."
  • "There are people who miss me and I don't know why they're investing all their time into someone with my history."
  • "Why did you say that I was one in a million? Because I believed it."
  • "I thought I had something that you were too scared to lose."
  • "I also saw how often you say goodbye."
  • "Things were never supposed to be this good."
  • "Nothing I can say now would justify a thing, just know I'm sorry."
  • "I just wanted to say I hope you're okay."
  • "You're already hurt, I'm scared that if you put your trust in me, I'll make it worse."
  • "You're still so young, you have room to grow into something amazing."
  • "You won't remember who I am."
  • "I can't live with the chance that this feeling's ever coming back."
  • "I don't hate you, but honey, this still hurts."
  • "I'm not dumb, I know everything."
  • "That liquid he consumes makes him speak the truth."
  • "Look at me, because I exist."
  • "It's a shame that we're not soulmates because if I didn't know better, I'd say this feels pretty good."
  • "You've been gone for too long, why'd you go?"
  • "Is this what you think it means to be responsible?"
  • "I went to class, you didn't show up."
  • "I thought we said that we'd keep in touch."
  • "So live up to the name you’ve been making for yourself."
  • "Last night you had that dream again, the one where you try and run from your fears but you can’t because you’re wearing fabulous stilettos."
  • "If I were the sun, I'd shine my light on you and leave the people that hurt you cold."
  • "We’re fighting again, more than usual."
  • "I’m sorry about being me."
  • "I'll sleep on the couch."
  • "Bring me a cat to be my best friend."
  • "It isn’t like you ever said that you were committed to the thought of me and only me."
  • "I can’t believe I spent all morning trying to tell you I’m sorry about yesterday."
  • "You smell like the devil but you feel like the lord."
  • "I didn’t dodge all your bullets, I just denied that they hit me."
  • "If I told you I loved you would you reach out and touch me?"
  • "I wish we had just gone to bed."
  • "This could have worked."
  • "The best part of that whole song was skipping ahead to Nicki Minaj."
  • "I will not make the same mistake twice."
  • "I know you never really liked people, I didn't mean to make that worse."
  • "I still know the roads that take me to your street."
  • "I know I promised that we'd talk more it's just, I'm surprised you even want to talk at all."
  • "I'm so scared that you still think I'm the one who gave up."
  • "The plans we made were never mistakes, they just didn't work for us."
  • "You always knew the deal that we made and what this was worth."
  • "I'll go to sleep at a decent time when I find something worth waking up for."
  • "I keep checking my phone to see you haven’t called at all."
  • "I thought I was the best part of your life, now I’m pretty sure that I was wrong."
  • "You’re impossible to read so if you love me, come clean."
  • "I’ll refer to you as my special love, the one that set me free."
  • "I’m feeling lost in towns that were my home."
  • "It's my own body, I did what I wanted."
  • "It’s not that I don’t have words to say, I just don’t want to be the one that speaks them."
  • "Your only flaw is that you’re flawless.”
  • "I’m so full of shit, I’m surprised you bought it."
  • "Well congratulations, I didn’t know you two had made things so official."
  • "Don’t call me when it fizzles; in fact, don’t call me at all."
  • "What a beautiful sight to see you alive."
  • "I can't hold you responsible anymore."
  • "I'm lost now in the thrill of it."
  • "I just want to lay in bed with you."
  • "I'll throw everything I have into the flames just to make it last."
  • "There are reasons that I can't stay."
  • "I built my life around watching everything you do."
  • "I wonder if you're having fun."
  • "You said you were done; well, how done?"
  • "I want to believe that I really don't need him."
  • "I can't wait until I see your face and my brain feels nothing."
  • "I would never want you to stop your life."
  • "You were always a shitty friend."

scentedsweetspizza-deactivated2  asked:

will you please explain the end of "the least satisfying explanation"? I think I remember you saying before that you didn't think we'd be too satisfied if you did tell us or something to that extent, I don't remember the exact words. But it's really bugging me- I understand if you still don't want to, I just thought I'd ask off anon so you don't have to post the answer

Hi Margot! Sorry for my obnoxious answer last time. Basically, the father was abusing his daughter knowing that, with her condition, no one would believe her if she realized it was him and said something about it. They would just think it was another hallucination brought on by her schizophrenia.

The story, for those interested, can be found here.

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On His Upcoming Film “Simon Vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda”:
I’m playing the father of a 17 year old kid, which I didn’t think was possible. And then I realized I was 44 and it’s totally possible, That was a bit of shock to the ego, knowing that I could have a son that old, but it’s been really fun. What I really loved about the script was that, normally, stories like this are heavy handed and they take [the subject matter] very seriously, but this is more of a comedy than anything… It’s beautiful and it’s important. It’s one of those stories that I think is really relevant to now. It’s all about tolerance, acceptance and love not hate and all that kind of stuff. For me, I really love what it has to say.

  • The rooftop of 780 Mercer. John is in a bomb vest set to go off in less than a minute. Harold is trying to hack into the phone that will trigger the explosion. They have five possible unlock codes but only three attempts before the phone locks them out. Two attempts have failed. This is their last chance.
  • Harold, catching John looking at him: "What?" *looks back down at his phone, trying to decide what to do*
  • John, smiling and looking at Harold: "Something you said once. About how sooner or later we'd both probably end up dead."
  • Harold, still looking down at his phone: "I'd prefer later. After all, I'm the one that got you into this in the first place."
  • John, still smiling, looking at the sky: "I'm pretty sure I'd be dead already if you hadn't found me."
  • Harold, still looking down at his phone: "It's hard to say."
  • John, still fucking smiling, looking back down, directly at Harold: "Not really."
  • Harold: *looks up*
  • -- PERSON OF INTEREST || 2x13 || Dead Reckoning
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FitzSimmons Appreciation Week Day One: One favorite scene per season 
                      {  when no words are needed  

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The Nightmare Before Christmas {Sentence Starters}
  • "The job I have for you is top secret, it requires craft, cunning, mischief."
  • "You can come out now, if you promise to behave."
  • "But, they said you were dead. You must be... DOUBLE DEAD!"
  • "Careful, my precious jewel."
  • "Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it!"
  • "So you're the one everybody's talking about?"
  • "If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun."
  • "Well, at least they're excited,, but they don't understand."
  • "Until you taste it, I won't swallow a spoonful!"
  • "I can't believe my eyes. I must be dreaming!"
  • "I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir."
  • "You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!"
  • "That's alright. I have a present for you anyway."
  • "Absolutely no one is to know about it, not even a soul!"
  • "There isn't anywhere in the whole world more comfortable than that."
  • "You're mine, you know!"
  • "It's a phase, my dear, it'll pass. We need to be patient, that's all."
  • "Is there anywhere we've forgotten to check?"
  • "Take him home first! And apologize again!"
  • "She's the only one who seems to make any sense in this insane asylum!"
  • "What's that you were saying about luck?"
  • "For it is plain, as anyone can see. We're simply meant to be."
  • "You monster! You fiend!"
  • "And if you aren't shakin', then there's something very wrong."
  • "It's hopeless, you're finished."
  • It's much more fun, I must confess, when lives are on the line!"
  • "Well, well, well, what have we here?"
  • "I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"
  • "You'll be back sooner or later. You'll need this!"
  • "Which door? There's more than one!"
  • "I'd like to join you by your side."

anonymous asked:

Those last gifs that you posted look really nice! I know in the FAQ it says you use a variety of software for animation, but could you explain the process that you used for those two specifically? My best guess is that it's some kind of back-and-forth between photoshop and after effects, but AE is a total mystery to me so I'd love to learn how you did it!

Oh haha, thank you!! Yeah, you got it right! Here’s some screens.

I was a one person team on the project so everything on screen was sorta scrambled together by myself. It was a Flash>>Photoshop>>After effects>>Premiere workflow sorta deal.

Basically I animated the characters / leaves in flash, importing them into AE with a transparent alpha mask and all that. Textured shading was done in photoshop and then animated/tweaked on top of flash animation in AE via keyframed puppet tool.  The background is made up of individual, transparent layers of horses, bars, and all sorts of other things drawn in photoshop which is superimposed behind the main animation in after effects! With a little parallax, I animated the horses spinning in AE. Add in some color correction, motion blur and camera movements and other compositing and that’s how I did it I guess!

I did this for all shots of my film (that I managed to finish, anyways.) here’s some screenshots of the same thing happening in other shots as well, same technique:

ONE DAY I WILL FINISH THIS FILM SO YALL CAN SEE IT IN NOT A COMPLETE STATE OF DISARRAY ONE DAY ONE DAY

TATINOF;
  • *is last show of TATINOF*
  • Phil: And now to finish the tour I'd like to say something.
  • Dan: oh boy. Phil, this isn't scripted, please don't say anything stupid.
  • Phil: Seing as in three days it's the anniversary of same-sex marriage being legal in the US -
  • Dan: Phil... What are you doing?
  • Phil: *gets down on one knee*
  • Phil: Dan Howell, my beautiful boyfriend of five and a half years... Will you please marry me?

tagged by @fxvixen to share some things about my WIP fics so uhhh here we go I guess

Cosmonaut- IwaOi, sci-fi

— Iwaizumi is one of the best pilots from Earth, and he can push a spacecraft to its very limits like no one else before him ever has. I haven’t actually got most of the middle part worked out but the basic idea is that he finds his way to an alien planet and discovers the last remaining life form- Oikawa, who clearly used to be human but has somehow been adapted to more closely resemble the alien life forms that used to inhabit this planet. The fic centers around Iwaizumi and his team trying to figure out what exactly Oikawa is, and where he came from- and what the hell happened to his abandoned planet?

Also there will be angst bc Oikawa wants to wander off to find his people but Iwaizumi can’t follow him that far, even though he is the ace pilot. So ye.

[untitled]- BokuAka, canon universe and timeline

—I unabashedly project onto Akaashi to explore my debilitating touch starvation. Basically Bokuto is the only person Akaashi feels comfortable with asking for things like hugs and cuddling, and eventually he starts needing to be even closer… somehow… idk where this fic will end up it’s kind of just writing itself lol

Blackberry Promenade- initially planned as a BokuAka, now a BokuAkaKuroKen, modern magic

—Akaashi runs a flower shop across the tattoo parlor where Bokuto has just started working. Akaashi has housed extremely powerful plant magics since he was young, but because of an accident involving one of his moms that *SEMI TRUCK DRIVING BY* and years of repression he has managed to gain control over them. They manifest only in blackberry brambles that grow camouflaged in his hair, and sometimes bloom when his emotions get strong. Bokuto has owl familiars and a penchant for making potions. Kenma has telekinesis. And Kuroo is also housing powerful magics, but his are more *HELICOPTER FLYING OVERHEAD* so that’s going to get interesting.

I’m still not really sure about the actual plot like I want it to focus on the relationships between the characters and have the magic as a poignant background but to be honest. I’m considering making Akaashi have like… roots growing towards his heart or some shit and when everyone finds out that he’s literally dying they throw all their energy into trying to find a way to prevent it. But like I said. Who knows what I’ll actually end up writing lmao

[untitled but informally referred to as “the food fic”]- BokuAka, canon universe, aged up

—So Hope this is the one you wanted to know about I guess also congratulations you’ve introduced me to a new kink and I’m never fucking forgiving you for this do you hear me god damn it

Kuroo is annoyed that Akaashi is paying more attention to his food than to him when he’s on a double date with Kenma and Akaashi+Bokuto bc they haven’t seen each other in a while so he’s like! Talk to me! But no Akaashi loves his curry soooo much and Kuroo basically pulls the “lolololol well if you like it so much whY DoN’t yoU MarRy iT” line that first graders do only he turns it up to like level 5000000 and says something along the lines of “well if you like food so much why don’t you eat it off of bokuto and then fuck him” and everyone’s just like “what the fuck Kuroo put your kink away we’re at the dinner table”

but then later when they’re doing laundry or something Akaashi’s like (serious face) “bokuto. it’s killing me I can’t stop thinking about it” and bokuto’s like “lol I guess you could say it’s eATING YOU ALIVE” and Akaashi stuffs a sock in his face

and then they lick chocolate sauce and frosting off each other I don’t fucking know maybe bokuto has fucking… maraschino cherries on his nipples or some shit and then they make (literally) sweet sweet love. Oh my god that’s the name of the fic. “sweet love.” No nevermind that’s fucking stupid.

Writing this has been… interesting. I have no further comment on anything about this particular piece of fiction.


idk who to tag???? I’m always super up for hearing about ppl’s plans for writing so I can hype them up and stuff so feel free to say you saw me do it and decided to do it too

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Fic: When The Time Is Right

9.1k words, G rated

Albus is going to ask Scorpius to marry him on New Year’s Eve. That’s the plan at least, but first he needs to find a ring, and pick the right words to propose with. It’s all a lot easier said than done. 

This is a follow up to this little ficlet I wrote for @ohscorbus as a Christmas present. I didn’t really plan to write the actual proposal, but it seemed like a cute idea for a new year’s fic, so 9000 words later here we are! 

Thanks to @abradystrix for betaing this monster, and coming up with some brilliant critique. 

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