i'd need a lifetime to do it

Starters based off of quotes from my freshman year
  • "Hey, wanna join our peanut butter cult?"
  • "Don't fight it. Just read the fanfics."
  • "I swear to god if you weren't so kinky i would choke you right now."
  • "You're such a potato."
  • "Your handwriting is so bad it looks like its own language."
  • "I'm gonna kick your ass into next Tuesday."
  • "Did you just sass my girlfriend for having cheap taste in wine?"
  • "Now is not the time to complain about high school!"
  • "Behold. The all-knowing horse fetus."
  • "I'm not the only one here whose made an imaginary boy/girlfriend in their lifetime, right?"
  • "If i looked like what I ate I'd just be a pile of sugar."
  • "Carry me please. Not because I'm tired, but i just want a reason to hug you."
  • "WE NEED NAPKINS ASAP."
  • "Why am I the only mature one here?"
  • "Love ya, you sack of meat."
  • "Did you just pull a chicken nugget out of your boobs?"
  • "Lets give each other stripper names. Do I sound like a Sugarplum to you?"
  • "HOW DARE YOU NOT SHARE YOUR TWIX WITH ME."
  • "We're trying to summon a demon with our shoes!"
  • "OKAY WHO THE FUCK WROTE 'BUTTS' ON ALL OF MY SHOES?"
  • "I DONT WANT YER FREAKING PRETZELS!"
  • "Is it normal for nipples to just start randomly bleeding?"
  • "You really need to stop showing your underwear to people all the time."
  • "Just take it. Take the celery."
  • "FUCK YOU, HITLER WAS A GREAT ARTIST."
  • "Does my hair smell like alcohol to you?"
  • "Just put your hand in it."
  • "WHO JUST SPAT A COUGH DROP ON ME?"
  • "Embrace your inner frat boy."
  • "THIS IS NOT WHAT FRAT BOYS DO!"
  • "My dad wrote me a script for this exact situation."
  • "Let's steal a cow."

verily-i-say  asked:

As a matter of fact, yes I do. I've had clinically diagnosed depression in my lifetime, as have 3 of my immediate family members. Additionally I have a background in psychology and a parent who is a psychologist. I don't use the term 'terrible headspace' lightly. I genuinely believe that Zayn needs help. I'd appreciate it if you and other blogs wouldn't make assumptions about ME and my experiences before you lash out at me. Frankly, it gets a little tiring.

Hello.

I’m sorry you’ve been through that.  I am but then surely you can see how harmful it is. You’ve not spent time with the man diagnosing him.  A parent may have qualifications but you don’t.

And yes I do accept that I don’t have qualifications either and both of us are coming from such directly opposing angles and with directly opposing opinions of the man in question anyway but I can see how harmful it is to make assumptions based on twitter of all things and spread them out there like its fact.  Why can’t others? 

I’m just sick of stuff being bandied around about Zayn like its fact when its based on nothing other than hearsay and the fact that some are so against Zayn in the first place they’ll do anything or take any chance they can to slate him.

That’s all.  I wish you well for the future with your own health. 

anonymous asked:

I'd love to know God's endgame for his gift though, since Chloe would eventually grow old and die, leaving Lucifer without his soulmate. It just seems like he has more intervening to do to make sure they can make the most of their soulmate status and I wanna know! I NEED JANUARY NOW GODDAMMIT

okay @businesscasualprincess just said this when she messaged me but it may be a choice between mortality on earth and immortality in heaven/hell – an aragorn/arwen situation.

lucifer can live forever as an angel, or he can live one lifetime with chloe. after all, she takes away his immortality – she makes him vulnerable. if he stayed with her, he would have to become human. he would have to understand why dad created them and what they do and why they live and why they die.

he would, in short, have to become reconciled with his father.

(and when that happens, god can grant them BOTH immortality because they have passed the test of worthiness, and been agreed to die after one life, because of their love, rather than spend eternity alone.)