i'd like to thank all these people for ruining my life

Sentence starters
  • Based on famous text-posts
  • "Bro, you look so cute right now. Dude, you are so fucking adorable."
  • "Wanna watch this murder documentary with me?"
  • "I may act like I'm sassy but if you're mean to me there's a 900% chance I'll cry."
  • "I may act like I'm clueless but actually know what's going on at al times."
  • "ATTENTION: I need attention."
  • "I don't have a nervous system. I'm a nervous system."
  • "Drugs? No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder."
  • "I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life."
  • "Why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?"
  • "I try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because I am an asshole."
  • "I don't want to look 'pretty', I want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening."
  • "I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know."
  • "Girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. I don't remember what I was going to say but I'm just gay."
  • "I'd love to relax but that's just not realistic."
  • "Contrary to popular belief I'm actually soft and have feelings."
  • "This could be less hetero."
  • "To be honest I just need a hug."
  • "Why can't I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?"
  • "This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention."
  • "Are we just friends or is this flirting serious?"
  • "I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely."
  • "I may be ugly but at least I have an ugly personality too. Consistency is key."
  • "I don't wanna get involved in drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened."
  • "I am bysexual as in I'm not interested, goodbye."
  • "I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored."
  • "Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees."
  • "I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire."
  • "I panic alot of other places besides the disco."
  • "Which layer of hell do you think you're going to?"
  • "My kink is being right."
  • "My kink is being home alone."
  • "You're really sensitive for a selfish asshole."
  • "I can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, I have a big heart and can't treat people badly, that's just not me."
  • "What about netflix and kill?"
  • "No offense but why does everyone hate me?"
  • "I'm a strong independent introvert who don't need no social life."
  • "Why do I get struggles instead of snuggles?"
  • "If a conversation goes on too long without being about me, I'm out."
  • "I'm small, queer and something to fear."
  • "All this sadness is bad for my skin."
  • "I'm cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive"
  • "I'm beautiful and underappreciated."
  • "She's beauty, she's grace, she's me."
  • "Sorry for being awesome, loser."
  • "Is 'no' an emotion? Because I'm feeling it."

palaces0ut0fparagraphs  asked:

Hi! I love shifted! It's seriously the best part of my Tuesday:) I was wondering-could we see the part where Jamie and Claire find out she's pregnant with Brianna and then decide to go back to Lallybroch together? It's referenced a lot, and I'd like to see how it played out. Thank you!!

For the next few weeks I’ll be writing one-shots in the Shifted universe, filling in the blanks that we don’t see in the main story, before we resume the main action with Part 7 - The Visitor.

If there is a particular scene you’d like to see, send me an ask and I’ll see what I can do!

In Shifted, the premise is simple - what if Claire had gotten pregnant with Brianna a month or two earlier in the story, and she and Jamie had re-evaluated  their priorities and decided that the cause was lost, and they were able to slip away from the army and quietly return to Lallybroch?

Previous installments…


Prelude - The Discovery

Inverness, February 1746

“Let’s call it a night, then – no use losing our eyesight over these  old maps. Cumberland’s men will still be there in the morning.”

“But James –”

No, Your Royal Highness.” Jamie’s voice was tired, but firm. “We’ve been arguing for hours, and still there is no agreement. We need rest – and fresh eyes. The scouts should be back by dawn, and we can go from there.”

“I concur,” O’Sullivan added, adjusting his wig – which had fallen askew over his forehead in the height of the argument.

Prince Charles Edward Stuart strode, tight-lipped, out of the room and in the direction of the kitchens.

The weary generals and advisers quickly dispersed – some to check on their men, others to review the latest dispatches from the Continent – the gold had still not arrived from France.

And still others – like Jamie – to the oblivion of sleep.

His position – and Claire’s vital role tending to the health and well-being of the troops – had landed them a drafty set of rooms on the third floor of the manor house once – still? – owned by a Jacobite on the outskirts of Inverness. The ragtag Highland army was encamped on the frozen grounds – having long overstayed their welcome in the farms of the neighboring villages.

It was February. It was cold. The cause teetered somewhere precariously between total success and utter failure.

But as Jamie crossed the top landing and rapped on the door six times – the signal he and Claire had set for each other – he knew that at least tonight he would be neither cold, nor alone.

The door flew open. Claire – clutching her arisaid around her shoulders, hair all wild.

Swiftly he slipped inside, and she was in his arms.

The fire crackled as they held each other. Savored each other. Breathed each other in.

Claire’s cold fingers wormed under his collar.

“Good evening, my beautiful wife,” he whispered against her crown. “And how was your day, since last we met?”

“Better, now that you’re here,” she whispered.

He pulled back just a bit, taking the ends of her arisaid into his hands and folding the long cloth around them both.

“Scurvy is setting in,” she murmured. “I saw at least ten men with symptoms today. It’s not bad yet, but if their food supply doesn’t improve…”

“It won’t,” he replied softly. “The damn generals canna agree on anything. They got Prince Charles all excited about a possible new strategy that I saw right away wouldna work. And now they’re angry at me for speaking the truth.”

“While the men suffer.”

He sighed. “Aye.”

She swallowed against him – and her pulse stuttered beneath his lips.

“What’s troubling you, Sassenach?”

She said nothing, but pulled back to look at him.

Christ, when had those wrinkles appeared at the creases of her eyes?

What had this life done to her?

What had he done to her?

“It didn’t come today, Jamie.”

Tears flooded her eyes. His heart leapt to his throat.

“Forty-six days. There’s only one possible explanation.”

Joy.

Terror.

Awe.

Gasta,” he breathed.

Two weeks now they had waited. At first Claire explained that the delay could be due to any number of factors – stress, poor diet. But as the days passed, and still no sign of her monthly –

Jamie dropped to his knees and pressed his face against Claire’s belly. She wove her fingers into his hair, anchoring him.

“I don’t know whether to be happy or sad.” Her voice was choked – her fingers trembling.

Mo nighean donn – this is the happiest news we’ve had in a long while. As ye ken weel.”

They stayed like that for what could have been minutes or hours – thinking.

“I want to go home,” Claire finally spoke. She crossed her legs and sat before Jamie on the threadbare rug. “But I can’t leave you, Jamie. I won’t.”

He pursed his lips, still deep in thought.

“I’ve sacrificed so much already – you have, too.” His eyes watched the fire consume another log. “We’re at an impasse. It’s not too late to leave.”

“What do you mean?”

Now he turned to face her – eyes wide. “I’m saying that we leave. I resign my post, bring the men back to Lallybroch. Avoid the battle – the ruin – that we ken is coming.”

The log snapped in two.

“You’d do that?” Her voice was small. “I can’t ask you to give that up –”

“Damn it, Claire! None of it matters now. You – and the bairn – you must be in a safe place. And it’s my duty to provide ye wi’ that safe place. Enough of this damn fool prince and the generals with their heads up their arses!”

“Sshh!” she hissed.

“I dinna give a fig if they hear. Nobody will admit it – the cause is lost. The emperor – the prince – he has nae clothes on.” Jamie shifted to take her hands. “So – so we will leave. I will take ye home, and we will raise the bairn away from all this nonsense.”

“But what about Murtagh? Dougal? And what will Prince Charles think?”

“I’ll figure it out,” he vowed. “I always do.”

She shook her head. “Are we being selfish? Does this make us bad people, for just -just wanting to leave everything behind?”

“No.” His voice was strong – confident – definite. “No, Claire. We are doing what’s right for us. For our family. That canna be wrong.”

Then he abruptly stood, pulling her upright, and led he to the edge of the bed. She had been sleeping before he came in – the quilt on her side was turned back.

She reached up for a kiss.

“When do we start?”

He kicked off his boots and lay her against the pillow. “Tomorrow. Tonight, we celebrate this gift from God.”

And in the small, dark hours of the deep night, she woke to his whispers.

Her Gaidhlig was still far from perfect – but she’d recognize the words for “white dove” anywhere.

anonymous asked:

I was wondering why BPDfamily I'd not a good resource for those of us with family members with BPD? My younger brother has BPD, and I only recently found the site. For me, it's been a way of feeling less alone, but if the site isn't a good resource I would love to know why so I can find a better community. Thank you in advance

Basically, that community is guilty of a number of things:

  • Armchair diagnosing anybody they know who is a bit difficult. MANY posts talk about their “undiagnosed friend” and the symptoms they explain could be anything from anxiety to just being a shitty person. But the community on this website encourages this, and encourage anyone abusive to be “diagnosed” with BPD.
  • They encourage a very heart heartless way of “dealing” with people with BPD. While there is not one way to “deal” with us, these people encourage “cutting them off for your own good” and other behaviours that are, ironically, abusive. 
  • They have been known to block people who actually have BPD. If a person with BPD is on their site and replies to a post, just to give a bit of insight from their side, they after often blocked without warning. This has happened to me, and to two other people I know. 
  • The way they talk about borderlines is very demeaning. “I’m suffering from a borderline” “how can I get rid of my borderline?” Things like that.
  • They also try to find connections with “bad” behaviours and borderlines. Some of the most replied to posts I’ve seen are things such as “how many times has your borderline ex been married?” “borderline and shoplifting connection?” “any hope for children of borderline mothers?”
  • And here’s a lovely little excerpt on one for breaking up with a borderline partner:  “If you believe that your BPD partner was experiencing the relationship in the same way that you were or that they are feeling the same way you do right now, don’t count on it. This will only serve to confuse you and make it harder to understand what is really happening. When any relationship breaks down, it’s often because the partners are on a different “page” – but much more so when your partner suffers with borderline personality disorder traits. Unknown to you, there were likely significant periods of shame, fear, disappointment, resentment, and anger rising from below the surface during the entire relationship. What you have seen lately is not new - rather it’s a culmination of feelings that have been brewing in the relationship.”
  • Basically: they paint all BPDs with a broad brush, encourage behaviour that is abusive but don’t see it that was because it’s to borderlines, they assume every borderline is the same, they encourage people in any sort of abusive relationship to diagnose their abusers with BPD (or another personality disorder such as NPD), they refuse to listen to people with BPD unless that person is agreeing with them, and make us out to be soulless and life ruining demons who only pretend to love you.

It’s just… really promoting the stigmas that are wrong and that we have to fight so hard to get rid of.

I hope you can find a community with a more compassionate outlook. Good luck.

anonymous asked:

So like a lot of people like YouTube couples and stuff, right? What do you think how would RFA and Saeran react to MC turning out to be a YouTuber, maybe even inviting them into a video? Like what kind of video would they make and stuff like that. I'd really love to see your spin on things. Thanks for the hard work :3

Bless you, anon. This is the shit I am talking about! I tried to make this as diverse as possible, so the HC’s look quite different for each of them

|| REQUEST ARE (ALWAYS) OPEN!! ||


Zen

♬ as an actor Zen has to know how to handle media

♬ platforms like Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook have a big impact on his career

♬ they also give him the chance to see what his fans (and haters) think about him

♬ still, all the time he was merely an observer

♬ he never even considered possibly going on YouTube and making videos

♬ until he caught you filming a video for your channel

♬ you’d been a little embarrassed about it, mainly because you’d kept it a secret for so long

♬ it just sounded sort of…strange to say that you were a professional YouTube

♬ but with over 15 Million subscribers you were good in the game

♬ it took Zen days to wrap his head around that number

♬ 15 Million people just waiting for you to put up a video once a week

♬ when you told him just how much you earned on top of that, he was shook

♬ Zen was obviously very happy for your success, but a small, ugly part of him was jealous

♬ he’d only dream of that big of a number of people admiring him

♬ you could tell how much it was wearing down on him and you felt horrible

♬ you didn’t have to work half as hard as Zen and still had the bigger following

♬ that is when you got the idea; you asked him to join you for a video

♬ after talking it over with his agency you set the video up

♬ the two of you still weren’t allowed to hint at the fact that you were dating, but you were allowed to be friends and continue to make videos should they be a hit

♬ after a while of discussing the two of you had decided on covering a song together

♬ you both knew that a romantic song was out of question so the decision didn’t take long

the two of you covered 7 years by Lukas Graham

♬ you sat beside each other, making the music together while singing at the same time

♬ your voices sounded perfect together and neither of you could stop smiling and stealing glances

♬ once up the video went viral extremely fast

♬ some people were fans of Zen, happy to hear him sing on YouTube, others now turned into fans

♬ his popularity grew more and more with every day

♬ so much so that people started demanding he start his own YouTube channel or become a fixed part of your channel

♬ you wouldn’t have minded that at all and apparently Zen agreed

♬ while his agency didn’t allow him to start his own channel they did agree to more collaborations

♬ so, you turned Friday into Collab-Day, posting a new song with Zen every week

♬ Zen popularity reached it’s peak when producers and agency got more and more drawn to him

♬ he could barely fend off job offers

♬ about a year after your first collab he was supposed to star in 5 movies and had changed agencies

♬ more specifically to one that was more acceptant of your relationship and didn’t demand hiding it

♬ when he proposed to you he did it through song, during a video for the whole world to know

♬ after that you started a second channel, just the two of you

♬ you posted everything on there, from music to vlogs

♬ but the very first video was a little collage of your wedding and honey moon

Yoosung

★ you see Yoosung is one of those people who follow Let’s Play type of channels, gamers like himself

★ the thing about those is though that a lot of them don’t show their faces (take Cry for example)

★ you were one of those so even after meeting you, he had no idea that you were a YouTuber

★ let alone the infamous SediLusiVici, one of the most famous gamers and the one he’d been following religiously for years now

★ he finds out in the – for him – most shocking and surprising way possible

★ SediLusiVici was having a collab with PewDiePie and the two of you decided to play LOLOL

★ PewDiePie suggested to attack the top three players of which two were none other than Seven and of course Yoosung

★ when he’d suggested that you’d laughed, telling PewDiePie that number one was one of your best friends and number two was your husband

★ Yoosung’s face had completely frozen as he stared at the screen, PewDiePie gasping in the background as you laughed your ass off

★ “You’re kidding, right?”

“No, man, I’m serious. I know both of them. I know their real names and what they do for a living and stuff like that and Yoosung is my real life husband.”

★ “Daaaamn…wanna ruin their top rankings?”

★ “You betcha, bro!”

★ so for about an hour Yoosung watched the two of you climb and climb in rankings until SediLusiVici had kicked HackerGod and SupremeYoosung from their respective spots on the top

★ it was as shocking as it was mesmerizing

★ by the time you came home from work Yoosung was still staring at the opened video

★ you greeted him cheerfully until you noticed what he was watching and blushed

★ “Fuck…I didn’t know you watched…that…”

★ you didn’t really fight about it, nor was he mad that you’d messed up his game, but he couldn’t believe that you never told him you were his absolutely favourite YouTuber?!

★ you were flattered and happy he liked your work and decided to invite him into a video

★ especially as a lot of people had requested a video of husband and wife together

★ of course Yoosung said yes and a couple of days later you started a Stream

★ you introduced your husband to your community and took the time to answer some of their questions

★ everyone was actually rather excited to get to know Yoosung as well!

★ Yoosung was shy about it at first, but very happy too

★ so many people actually admired him for his gaming skills!

★ in that video the two of you took the time to take down HackerGod together, laughing the entire time

★ it would be rather funny to read what Seven had to say about this once he saw he’d been defeated

twice…

★ with you on top and Yoosung back to second place you ended the stream

★ it was one of your most watched videos ever

★ after that you collab quite a lot, sometimes even Seven joins in

★ it’s usually you and Seven ganging up on Yoosung

★ he’s always grumpy about it

★ the fandom finds it hilarious

★ of course it’s all in good fun ;)

Jaehee

♨ she found out in the probably most anti-climatic way

♨ you straight up asked her whether you wanted her to post a little add on your YouTube channel

♨ you thought that maybe it would bring in some more customers

♨ she’d agreed, of course

♨ the idea was brilliant and wouldn’t cost either of you any money

♨ what she didn’t really know was just how big your channel was

♨ and just how much revenue it would bring to the cafe

♨ merely a couple of days after you told her you posted it, there wasn’t a minute the cafe wasn’t packed

♨ everyone wanted to try out that cafe you’d talked about in your latest blog

♨ when it dawned on Jaehee just how popular you were she also realized that you must be putting a lot fo effort into your blog

♨ but when?

♨ you worked together and lived together

♨ you told her that you used the nights to record as to not disturb her

♨ the money you used mainly for bills or to invest into the cafe

♨ Jaehee’s heart melted when she found out

♨ she instantly asked you on how to make it up to you, do something for you

♨ you insisted she didn’t need to, but she wanted it

♨ you then suggested for her to join you in a video

♨ you had an idea but needed help for it

♨ Jaehee happily agreed

♨ that is how the two of you found yourself in your kitchen at home, camera said

♨ you were doing the cooking challenge

♨ which in itself wasn’t a thing, but you made it one, since you couldn’t cook or bake for shit

♨ everything started out fine, almost like a cooking tutorial

♨ Jaehee and you had picked something simple to start with

♨ if people liked it, you’d suggested making it a series

♨ the pasta actually turned out pretty fine and you were surprised

♨ you ate it before continuing part two of the video and neither of you had to throw up, so…

♨ part two is where it got really fun

♨ Jaehee wanted to teach you how to bake a cake

♨ that is very complicated though

♨ it started when you accidentally tripped and flour was spread all over Jaehee, you and the kitchen

♨ after that everything just turned into a little war

♨ by the time you called it quits the video was extremely long, the cake wasn’t happening and the two of you were covered in everything and anything

♨ “So, if you want to learn how to destroy your kitchen in just a few easy steps feel free to follow this tutorial!”

♨ needless to say that cooking challenge did turn into a series

Jumin

♛ Jumin isn’t good with technology, he never was

♛ he’s incapable of using an IPhone camera and took ages to uncover all of the features of the RFA-app

♛ he didn’t even really know what YouTube was, let alone how to use it

♛ he had other things on his mind than silly little videos on the internet

♛ that was until he found out that apparently you were a professional YouTuber

♛ and a very famous one at that

♛ at first he was confused and didn’t know whether to take it serious or not

♛ but then you told him you could work from home and he was extremely supportive

♛ you still had a job like you wanted, earned your own money like you wanted but never had to leave the apartment without him
which meant you were safe and he didn’t have to worry – Perfect

♛ that is until you ask him to join you for a video

♛ despite being a public figure, talking like that seems uncomfortable

♛ that is until you explain what the boyfriend tag is and how it works

♛ he instantly relaxes, happy to parade your relationship for everyone to see and here

♛ the two of you sat down together, started the camera and you began reading questions

When did we meet and where?

We met in a special chatroom a couple of months ago”

It’s much sweeter than it sounds, really!”

Where was our first kiss?

At my apartment.”

Yeah, in front of Sarah.”

You’re still mad about that?”

Well, it sure wasn’t romantic, Jumin.”

Who said “I love you” first?

Me, although you realized it first, I think.”

You were very emotionally constipated when we first met.”

You still chose me though.”

You were rich.”

♛ when he looked at you unimpressed you laughed and stole a quick kiss

♛ the blush that spread on his cheeks was very pleasant to look at

When did you meet my parents?

At our wedding. They were very nice.”

Things were very…quick, between the two of us…”

What is the one thing you wish I didn’t do?

Put yourself in danger to help others all the time. I told you to be more selfish.”

You never let me forget, honey, but you know I’ll still continue doing it.”

Where was our first date?

Is you sleeping at my place considered a date?”

“Jumin, that sounds perverted!”

“What? How? We didn’t even sleep in the same bed for most of the time”

Jumin!”

♛ he was the one to end the video by pulling you in for a passionate kiss while reaching out for the camera to turn it off at the same time

Saeyoung/Seven

☼ Seven obviously found out about your YouTuber activity when he did a background check on you

☼ however, he never actually visited your channel or such

☼ his program deemed it safe, so there was no need to do that

☼ until you started dating and he found out just how much money one could make off it

☼ all these years he’d been busting his ass hacking and doing illegal shit

☼ constantly living in the shadows and hiding

☼ and there you were, making funny sketches and skits for close to 20 Million subscribers

☼ earning a whole chunk of money and doing so risk free

☼ he felt a little betrayed by those circumstances, so he started his own YouTube channel

☼ obviously being a new YouTuber is hard, especially when there are so many already established ones

☼ so he swallowed down his pride and asked you for help

☼ obviously you said no at first

☼ you were still paying him back for being a dick to you when you first met

☼ and all the pranks he pulled after

☼ when he’d dressed as a maid and begged you on your knees though, you had a good idea

☼ you said yes

☼ obviously after taking a picture of him first…for research purposes

☼ that night he’d checked out as many of your videos as possible, making a profile for himself

☼ he’d had it all planned out, ready to film something funny and entertaining

☼ maybe even a prank video

☼ instead he was met with a huge box of make-up waiting for him

☼ WTF?! You’d never done anything make-up related videos before

☼ did you even know how to do make-up?

☼ the answer was no, Seven found out soon after

☼ you were doing the my boyfriend/girlfriend does my make-up thing

☼ you’d really thought it would be funny, you really did

☼ you knew you were shit at make up, incapable of even so much as winged eyeliner

☼ you thought Seven was the same and you’d both bullshit the whole thing for jokes

☼ you thought wrong, because Seven took that shit serious

☼ he did some mean contour, smokey eyes, perfect eyeliners and lips

☼ he even did some magic on your eyebrows!

☼ you almost felt bad when the two of you turned to the camera

☼ you each looked at your reflection, then at each other, then back at the camera

☼ Seven burst into laughter first, you followed soon

☼ apparently his crossdressing had taught him some valuable lessons

☼ “Subscribe to his channel my babies. He’ll give you some mean make-up tutorials.”

☼ you’d barely gotten out the words between laughter before ending the video

☼ Seven did actually give make-up tutorials

☼ not only that but he also gave tips on cosplay, wig care and tips for crossdressers in general

☼ sometimes he also pranked Yoosung

☼ sometimes twice a week

☼ he gained followers very quickly

Saeran

☀ you told Saeran about your YouTube career relatively early on

☀ it was during one of those days where he completely shut off and you filled the silence with babble

☀ you talked about how you’d started YouTube in the first place

☀ how you used your channel to promote good causes and even raise money for shelters and stuff

☀ how you wished you were good enough at make-up to do tutorials

☀ and how you’d messed up even the most simple smokey eye in your eagerness

☀ silly stories in hopes of getting him out of his shell

☀ you hadn’t really thought that he’d listened to you

☀ not until one day, many many months later, he told you that he’d enjoyed your latest video

☀ you’d been shocked for quite a while after, wondering how long he’d been watching

☀ when you’d finally gathered the courage to ask Saeran had blushed, leaving you baffled

☀ he admitted that he’d been watching you way before you even told him about it

☀ in fact that is why he’d chosen you was because he’d known you from your videos

☀ so much so that he’d desperately wanted you to join Magenta and Mint Eye

☀ which for Saeran is just a way of saying he found you cute

☀ after that you catch him watching your videos more often, always smiling to himself

☀ he even lurks around when you film them, obviously suppressing the excitement he felt

☀ it took you a while to invite him into your videos

☀ not because you were ashamed, but because you’d worried he’d hate the idea

☀ (you also weren’t quite sure what kind of video he was okay filming)

☀ when you asked him he was extremely excited about the entire thing

☀ but he did refuse to do anything boyfriend tag related

☀ you were a little disappointed, but understood

☀ not everyone liked that cutesy stuff and Saeran was one of those people

☀ instead you thought that following the trend might be a good idea

☀ Challenge Videos 

☀ the first video you filmed was a try not to cry challenge

☀ it took you approximately two minutes and one video including a dog to bawl your eyes out

☀ Saeran meanwhile just looked at the videos as if he was trying to solve a hard puzzle

☀ needless to say he didn’t cry one

☀ “Do you even have a heart?!” 

 “I thought we discussed this already, Princess. The answer is obviously no.”

☀ you just stared at him for a while before ending the video

☀ people loved it

☀ the contrast between you and what they assumed to be your boyfriend was straight up hilarious to them

☀ they also applauded him for not losing the challenge and asked for another video

☀ this time you took a different route; try not to laugh challenge

☀ you held it in for as long as you could, but burst out laughing when they looped someone falling on their nuts

☀ meanwhile Saeran had the same face again, frowning and focusing without a single laugh

☀ “Dude, this is freaking grade A content how the hell are you not laughing?”

“Huh? The challenge said not to laugh. I’m good at that…”

☀ “…wow…this got really sad real quick

“Well it’s good then that this isn’t the try not to cry challenge then, right?”

☀ he smirked at you and you frowned

☀ the damn video got multiple million views


SediLusiVici means I sat, I played, I won in Latin, for anyone who cared…

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to thank you for introducing me to BTS. I joined tumblr in Oct 2016 to start following hq people, and I saw your BTS posts everyday. I had a bad taste in my mouth from the kpop I'd seen before so I blacklisted all the tags, but one day I was like "what's even so great about them anyway??" and watched BST (Jimin killed me.) Now I'm a super passionate ARMY and they've ruined my life. Their music is superb and amazing, and I can't thank you enough for introducing them to me.

♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪ fall (everything) fall (everything)

i understand what you went through 100%!! my dash gets clogged when the bloggers i follow get into new fandoms that i’m not into and it can get annoying so thankyou for not unfollowing despite my immense love for bangtan lololol. they’re really hard to not fall for once you take your first step, right?!

anonymous asked:

Season's greetings! I really love your posts, could you maybe make one that takes place during Christmas dlc? How would RFA+V+Unknown react if MC offered to actually officially invite Unknown to the event as her +1?? I mean, he is the reason she joined, she's interested in him, so i could happen, right? Thank you!!

A/N: Omg this is such a cool request, thank you! ^^ Happy (late) Holidays!!! ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

           -You… want to invite… the person…who started all of this?

           -SUCH MIXED FEELINGS

           -Why would you invite someone who wants to ruin the RFA!!!!!

           -But at the same time, he’s the one who brought MC to the group in the first place….

           -Is he supposed  to thank this guy?? Or punch him in the face???

           - ohyeahlikeyoucanpunchhiminthefaceyoosung

           -In the end, he isn’t happy at all          

           -This is supposed to be a great event!!!! It’s bad enough it’s not in RFA’s name!!!! Now you want to invite someone like that!!!!!!!?

           -Whines the whole time, he tried to be nice to you about it but nope

           - yandere yoosung mode activate

*ZEN:

           -You want to whAT

           -WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT????

           -THIS GUY WANTS TO HURT THE RFA AND YOU

           -HE’S HAD DREAMS OF THIS GUY KIDNAPPING YOU

           -WHY WOULD YOU ACTUALLY WANT HIM AROUND, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIBLY AFRAID OF HIM

           -NOT MAKE FRIENDS!!!!

           -Honestly loves that you’re kind-hearted enough to look past it all and try to see the good in this Unknown, but NO

           -Immediately tells you that it’s a terrible idea and refuses to let you

           -If you even suggest it again he gets LIVID and has to leave the group chat because!!! He’s!!! So!!!! Angry!!!

           -10/10 will try to punch this “Unknown” in the face

*JAEHEE:

           -????

           -She respects that you can invite anyone you want, but…

           -Doesn’t this guy want to….harm the RFA?

           -Is he going to ruin the event?

           -Please she’s worked so hard don’t stress her out like this

           -Honestly doesn’t want him to attend

           -Spends what free time she has to make a list of pros and cons about him attending

           -“MC, take note of how the pros are much shorter than the cons!!!!!!!!”

           -It’s refreshing to see someone try and give someone else a second chance

           -But no MC, not him. dont bring him to my event mc i will use judo on a bitch

*JUMIN:

           -MC, just no

           -He has a ton of body guards, and can use them all if he needed

           -But, he’d rather not?

           -He was excited to see you but how is he going to spend time with you if you bring him?

           -Not to mention that this Unknown wants to harm the RFA, and he can’t let that happen

           -Doesn’t express his opinion on the issue until he’s thought it through

           -He’s not about to blow up and waste energy on it like Zen would have

           -Decides he can let it happen so long as Saeyoung gets information about him from his attendance

           - lowkey thought about having saeyoung hack into mc’s phone to block him

           -Secretly just wants to RFA including MC safe!!!!!!!

*SAEYOUNG: (or more….Seven than Saeyoung)

           -!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

           -HIS NEMISIS?

           -YOU WANT TO INVITE THE PERSON WHO WAS ABLE TO HACK PAST HIS SECURITY

           -THE ONE WHO PUT YOU IN THIS MESS?

           -THE ONE WHO KEEPS PUTTING YOU IN DANGER!!!!!!!!!

           -NO MC, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

           -He didn’t plan on going to the event so he wouldn’t be able to physically protect you and he isn’t okay with that

           -He also isn’t okay with the fact that this Unknown has hacked past his security again and is able to message you

           -LOVES that you want to give people the benefit of the doubt because he’s so glad that you gave him one

           -He messes around in the messenger all the time but becomes extremely serious and low key frightening about his answer. Refuses to let you invite him

*V:

           -Oh

           -Oh no

           -You want to invite Unknown!!!

           -Honestly wants to see Unknown happy, but doesn’t want him to get to the RFA

           -Everything he’s done is to keep him away and keep the RFA safe

           -Though, he can’t help but think what would happen

           -He has to keep up the ruse though! Cannot let anyone know the truth!

           - HAS TO PROTECT HIS BABIES

           -He personally comes to the messenger and politely turns down your idea of inviting him

           -“MC, I’m sorry. Your heart truly is kind, but we cannot forget what he has done, and what he wants to do. We can’t risk it.”

*SAERAN:

           -You….willingly want to invite him?

           -Is this a joke?

           -He doesn’t have to pry or hack to get the information from you?

           -*Insert Confused Math Lady meme*

           -Doesn’t exactly decline your offer, but doesn’t actually accept it either

           -Acts as though he doesn’t want to go with you because hes an edgelord comeonnow

           - low key extremely hyped though!!!!!!

           -Honestly just wants you to be with him? Doesn’t know why? But ever since he led you to that apartment, he’s wanted to get you back

           -Obviously wants to get the RFA’s information, but???? Also wants MC??????

           -“So, you’re interested in me, right? I can see it. It’s so obvious. Should I go just to please you? Or for my own benefit? Hm. Maybe we should just skip the event and have fun on our own instead…..”

MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS.
  • ❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead! ❞
  • ❝ You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important. ❞
  • ❝ Ring ring, hello? Oh, hold on, it's for you - it's second place. ❞
  • ❝ You know that I ain't bragging. ❞
  • ❝ I'm reading this from Wikipedia, so it has to be true. ❞
  • ❝ Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot. ❞
  • ❝ I bet I've got til lunch at least before everyone sees I'm a spaz! ❞
  • ❝ I'm not very hungry - just gimme a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream. ❞
  • ❝ Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo! ❞
  • ❝ Hey turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits. ❞
  • ❝ Is that unfair? -- Oh wait, I don't care. ❞
  • ❝ The truth is that you're such a dork, you kinda make it cool. ❞
  • ❝ We got more balls than the team we cheer for! ❞
  • ❝ Miss Goody Two Shoes makes me wanna barf. ❞
  • ❝ Even mocking cheerleaders cannot hide the emptiness in my soul. ❞
  • ❝ They're dogs! No! Lower than that, they're fleas on dogs! ❞
  • ❝ I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me. ❞
  • ❝ The dinosaurs choked on the dust, they died because God said they must. ❞
  • ❝ Happy kitties, sleepy puppies, tiny duckies, sparkly ponies... ❞
  • ❝ My teen angst bullshit has a body count. ❞
  • ❝ Give my love to the leprechauns. ❞
  • ❝ I thought you were a spoiled, rich, uptight little white bitch now I think you're just white. ❞
  • ❝ I am tired of living alone with my cat! ❞
  • ❝ You drink a lot of Red Bull, don't you? ❞
  • ❝ If I get blood on the carpet my mother will kill me. ❞
  • ❝ Some say that I'm a pompous creep - somehow I don't lose that much sleep. ❞
  • ❝ Such a blunder. Sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder. ❞
  • ❝ Shakin' at the high school hop. ❞
  • ❝ I've got lots of experience with not fitting in. Do you need some pointers? ❞
  • ❝ Ugh. You've got a left hand, use it. ❞
  • ❝ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip 'em out. ❞
  • ❝ Keep that pelvis far from me! ❞
  • ❝ Thanks, but I don't need voices in my head today. ❞
  • ❝ You don't wanna hear all the horny details. ❞
  • ❝ I gotta go get my asthma spray... ❞
  • ❝ Your perfume smells like your daddy's got money. ❞
  • ❝ Does your mommy know you eat all this crap? ❞
  • ❝ Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. ❞
  • ❝ Language, honey child, please. ❞
  • ❝ Like a beautiful blonde pineapple. ❞
  • ❝ I don't rat my hair! ❞
  • ❝ My dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ❞
  • ❝ Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in. ❞
  • ❝ You're my last meal on death row. ❞
  • ❝ I've got a big butt, well so what? It's good as any other! ❞
  • ❝ I led a protest march against insensitive cartoons! ❞
  • ❝ Some people are SO touchy. ❞
  • ❝ Mama gave birth to the hand-jive. ❞
  • ❝ It's hot in here and kinda smells like someone wet the bed... ❞
  • ❝ Oh... I wanted to answer the puppy question? ❞
  • ❝ You're absolutely right - should have shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up. ❞
  • ❝ I haven't slept since 1992. ❞
  • ❝ Malum in se is an action evil in itself. Assault, murder, white shoes after labor day. ❞
  • ❝ You need a cite a more specific grievance. Here's an itemized list of all these years of diagreements. ❞
  • ❝ Donate my car to crippled kids, or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❞
  • ❝ I'm, like, gonna cry - I got tears comin' outta my nose! ❞
  • ❝ Keep your filthy paws off of my silky drawers. ❞
  • ❝ Color me stoked. ❞
  • ❝ Yo, who the f is this? ❞
  • ❝ You've got the best friggin shoes! ❞
  • ❝ Keep it positive as you slap her to the floor! ❞
  • ❝ Come on! Let's go krunkin' in the parking lot! ❞
  • ❝ I've come of age to be a raging castrating bitch! ❞
  • ❝ I'll be Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. ❞
  • ❝ Really stick it to the phallocentric war machine! ❞
  • ❝ Must we all descend into madness? ❞
  • ❝ It's a work of genius. I couldn't undo it if I tried.... and I tried. ❞
  • ❝ Dear God... it's scented. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ So go on, here's my head, just hit it with a rock. ❞
  • ❝ I want a devil in skin tight leather. ❞
  • ❝ You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick? ❞
  • ❝ You know, for a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't never caught a rabbit. ❞
  • ❝ Honestly, it's kind of draining... ❞
  • ❝ I just did what you wished you could but you don't have the balls. ❞
  • ❝ I'm dazzling! Magnificent! I am the one percent! ❞
  • ❝ Now what I'm going to say may seem indelicate... ❞
  • ❝ I'm gonna French kiss with tongue like I dreamed I'd do - and not just with my pillow! ❞
  • ❝ It's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages! ❞
  • ❝ Someone's had their morning coffee... ❞
  • ❝ We're what killed the dinosaurs! ❞
  • ❝ I don't know what you heard, but whatever it is, they started it. ❞
  • ❝ Fine, okay, I'm gay! ❞
  • ❝ You can set my bones and I know CPR. ❞
  • ❝ Immigrants - we get the job done. ❞
  • ❝ Man. What rich, romantic planet are you from? ❞
  • ❝ Whaaaaaaat. ❞
  • ❝ What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ Awesome... wow. ❞
  • ❝ I'm bigger than John Lennon! ❞
  • ❝ I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ❞
  • ❝ If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! ❞
  • ❝ Alright, we can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat! ❞
  • ❝ Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky. ❞
  • ❝ It's got groove! It's got meaning! ❞
  • ❝ When I fight I make the other side panicky! ❞
  • ❝ That is a metro hetero jerk! ❞
  • ❝ Love is like forever this is no time to economize! ❞
  • ❝ Their thinkin' is stinkin' and a little outdated. ❞
  • ❝ I'm probably too cool for you, so friend request denied. ❞
  • ❝ You're on Jiffy Pop detail. ❞
  • ❝ I don't have to always be right - when I'm with you, I just am. ❞
  • ❝ I'm raisin' hell and I'm a felon in a four foot frame. ❞
  • ❝ Guys who wear that get beat up on my street. ❞
  • ❝ It's like making love to you all night, NO WAIT! It feels so much better! ❞
  • ❝ No sleep for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❞
  • ❝ All I got was a running nose and Asiatic flu. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't no friend of mine. ❞
  • ❝ We have fought on like, seventy-five different fronts. ❞
  • ❝ I'm not freaking out, I'm really okay, I'm totally chill. ❞
  • ❝ If your Irish boy tires of you, you're allowed to shoot him in the knees. ❞
  • ❝ You ever see somebody ruin their own life? ❞
  • ❝ The more you jump around and scream, the sexier you seem. ❞
  • ❝ Peachy keen, jellybean. ❞
  • ❝ Both your hair and shoes are flat. ❞
  • ❝ Lookin' hot, Cream of Mushroom! ❞

More self-indulgent KaiShin fic for all y'all.  Hope you enjoy!


“Everything alright, Shinichi?” Ran asked.  Shinichi didn’t bother to lift his gaze from his coffee.  He tried not to sigh, but evidently his expression gave him away.  Ran sighed for him.  “I guess not.  Want to talk about it?”

“Not really.”  What was there to talk about?  He hadn’t felt this horrible in years, which could mean only one thing.

“So, Kuroba, huh?”

So much for not talking about it.  “Apparently.”

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supposed2bfunny  asked:

So I love your art. Like seriously I stare at it forever whenever you post something and I love how you draw each character with such fabulously differentiated features. I'd love to hear more about the concept behind your AU. Or will you be explaining as you post art for it? Just curious cuz that little 2doc comic is LOVE!

HECK! Thank u SO MUCH !!!

I’m so relieved my art has variety !! It’s something I try very hard to include !! Everyone’s different ya know haha

AND BOI THANK U SO MUCH FOR ASKING!!

Pact au will mainly be explained as I post art to maintain spoilers and etc but I’ll write a lil concept summary below so u guys aren’t just in the dark lol! Read on if ur interested in gay Wild West Horrors! (It’s a bit long)

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anonymous asked:

I saw your acc linked over at Spn_Gossip, and I thought I'd share something with you & your followers. By the looks of this account you are an actual J2 follower I'm assuming? I'm not going to post this info over on the com because people will only wank everything I say to death and it's not worth it, so post this if you want or don't. I wouldn't say that I am ITK or whatever you guy's would like to call the terminology, but I know a few things. And I can't really name any names because I'm not

out to ruin friendships, only to share what I know. And if I give out too much information then they’ll figure out who my source is. I don’t know about Danneel, Jensen, or Jared but I know for a fact that Geneieve and her friends read Spn_Gossip together sometimes. They find it funny how obsessed everyone is with her life choices. I personally know someone who is friends with someone who lives in Los Angeles, who is also friends with Genevieve. The two of them still keep in touch regularly. They see each other whenever Genevieve visits L.A. sometimes with or without the kids, which is more than some might think. My friend told me that their friend had mentioned that Genevieve and Jared were going through some major problems a few months ago regarding issues with how Jensen was acting towards her and how he’s started to dismiss her. I don’t know exactly what that meant and I did not ask, I didn’t want my friend to think I was using them or only interested in that. The only other thing I can say without giving to much of my source away is that Genevieve’s family wasn’t to particularly happy with her deciding to marry Jared. Sorry I sent so many messages, I wish there was a way I could’ve sent all that to you at once. I might send in more stuff in the future, but probably not a lot. I don’t know much about Jared and Jensen except for what my friend shares with me.


______________________________________________________________

Hi.

Thanks for sending this in! 

To answer your question, yes this is a J2 Tinhat blog, J2 gossip is all I and my followers talk about here. And out of everything you said, the thing I could truly see happening is Gen and her friends sitting around laughing as they read spn_gossip with a glass of wine or something. That honestly sounds like something Genevieve would do lol.

And if you do send another ‘drop’ in the future, you can use the submit option next time so you don’t have to send so many ‘Ask’s’.

Obviously take into account that everyone (including myself) is going to take this with a grain of salt, but like I said before thank you for sharing! It was interesting to read regardless!

Xoxo

- K

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madamoftime  asked:

Do you have any headcanons about pre-TRB Pynch? You have a great interpretation of the characters and their relationship, so if you have a meta about that, I'd really love to read it.

Aww, thank you so much! ^^ That’s really nice of you to say. ♥

Hmm, that’s a very interesting question… for which, unfortunately, I don’t have an equally interesting answer, because I haven’t spent too much time speculating about pre-TRB events. ETA: I have now, apparently, considering I ended up writing 1.5k worth of speculation, good job self, why are you like this :|

A few thoughts off the top of my head, though:

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anonymous asked:

Hi, I'm a Christian and I know a lot of Christians who swear, or say "oh my god," and other similar phrases like JFC, etc. Is this actually considered a sin, even if it's just in text and not said out loud? It bothers me personally but I'd just like some Biblical perspective on this. Thanks!

Ephesians 4:29 says, “Let no corrupt word proceed out of your mouth, but what is good for necessary edification, that it may impart grace to the hearers.”

Exodus 20:7 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lordwill not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.”

What is sin? Sin is anything we say, think, or do that is contrary to the will of God. Even if you don’t audibly say the words, even if you use acronyms or abbreviations, even if you score out a few letters with asterisks or dashes, everyone knows what you mean. Even if you just say it in your head, God still knows. The purpose of the Christian life is not to see how close we can get to the barrier of sin, it’s to go above and beyond to avoid any presence of sin in our lives - we are to strive to be blameless.

2 Timothy 2:14-17 says, “Remind them of these things, charging them before the Lord not to strive about words to no profit, to the ruin of the hearers. Be diligent to present yourself approved to God, a worker who does not need to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth. But shun profane and idle babblings, for they will increase to more ungodliness. And their message will spread like cancer.”

This verse is telling us that being careless with what we say not only causes us to become increasingly more ungodly, it destroys our testimony. It poisons everything we say about God, and infects every part of us like a disease. We are supposed to be representatives of Christ, but if we are living in sin that renders our word worthless.

Since we are to shun profanity because it mars our good standing, that certainly means rejecting it in all forms. You see, if you yourself don’t swear or use course jest, but you appear to show approval of such, it ruins your testimony just the same. I’m not judging because God knows I’ve got my own faults and weaknesses and my discernment lapses, but I see far too many Christians reblogging posts with all manner of foul language, crude jokes, sexual references, and things that, not only are they not glorifying to God, but is a very misleading show of how Christians are called to live. If something doesn’t honour God, why are you furthering it? Is a joke really worth the compromise? Endorsing corrupt talk, laughing at crude jokes, simply repeating it reflects on both you and Christ. We are called to be set apart from the world, we are held to a higher standard. Live like it.

This doesn’t just apply to profanity. Note that the verse heeds a warning against “idle babblings” and “words without profit”. We are not to be flippant with our words. Something might not seem all that bad on the surface, but if it detracts from God, if it’s not encouraging to others, if there is no value in it, then there is no point in saying it. We are not careful enough to consider the things we say. In fact, in James 3 it says that although every creature ever made can be tamed (I’m casually going to throw in the reminder that that includes Leviathan and Behemoth), no human can tame the tongue.

Our words are an immeasurably powerful force, that is why indulging profanity is such a dangerous thing. It eats away at us like acid. But when you take your words and use them for good, there is no telling what astounding feats you could accomplish for the kingdom of God.

Titus 2:6-8 says, “Likewise, urge the younger men to be self-controlled. Show yourself in all respects to be a model of good works, and in your teaching show integrity, dignity, and sound speech that cannot be condemned, so that an opponent may be put to shame, having nothing evil to say about us.”

We rise far above any worldly expectations so that when people attack our conduct, it is they who will look the fools for their accusations have no foundation on which to rest. When we reflect God’s goodness, that, my friends, is the difference which points others to God.

anonymous asked:

tell me everything I'd need to know about the 1975 as a new fan? xx

hi friend! :)

most importantly the music

and the boys that create it

apologies in advance for maybe ruining you life (in the best way) xxxxx

watching reflekta
  • (it has been literally seventeen years since the last one, forgive me)
  • photography dude: look-a at-a the-a camera-a
  • *in the distance*
  • adrien: *laughs*
  • marinette: thank u god for blessing me with this sunshine i am so thankful he is in my life god bless
  • marinette: and i'm even gonna be in a PHOTO WITH HIM??? this is too much
  • alya: you're in the same class
  • marinette: AAAAA WHAT IF WE'RE LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER OH MY GOODNESS
  • alya: god u need more help than i thought
  • juleka: at least you know you'll be in the photo
  • rose: MI BAE DON'T BE SAD OKAY YOU'RE NOT CURSED
  • marinette: lol wut
  • juleka: *explains tragic backstory about not being able to take pictures which is super relatable like tbh*
  • marinette: don't worry fam i gotchu i'mma make sure your emo ass is in this picture
  • juleka: thnks
  • photography dude: alright-a kids-a let's-a get-a in-a place-a
  • chloe: HAH LOOK AT MARINETTE BEING ALL SHORT AND STUPID HAHA HAHA SHE'S SUCH A BABY
  • marinette: i swear upon all that is holy-
  • *more children get in place for el pic pic*
  • chloe: excUSE ME I HAVE TO BE BY ADRIEN FOR REASONS
  • photography dude: fuck-a off-a
  • adrien: *casually models*
  • marinette: god DAMN
  • marinette: O WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE EMO BABE
  • photography dude: oh-a my-a goodness-a i-a almost-a forgot-a the-a emo-a child-a can-a stand-a by-a sunshine-a boy-a
  • chloe: *is a bitch and tries to fuKING CLIMB OVER JULEKA*
  • marinette: not again gdi
  • chloe: shut up marinette
  • adrien: don't talk to my girlfriend like that
  • adrien: I MEAN THIS ISN'T GYM CLASS YET SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE CLIMBING ALL OVER EACH OTHER AHAHA
  • adrien: *whispers to himself* that was a close one agreste
  • chloe: *is a bitch again*
  • adrien: *sighs*
  • marinette: *sighs*
  • the entire universe: *sighs*
  • photography dude: oh-a no-a it-a looks-a like-a my-a camera-a has-a run-a out-a film-a brb-a
  • juleka: can i go take an angsty poop?
  • mme bustier: i don't see why not
  • chloe @sabrina: make sure she doesn't come back mwahahaha
  • *in the bathroom*
  • juleka: *taking a shit in peace*
  • sabrina: *finds an extremely conveniently placed chair just chilling in the bathroom, like??? what kind of school just casually has chairs in the bathrooms? must be a french thing*
  • sabrina: *presses the chair against the handle to the stall so juleka can't get out*
  • juleka: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • juleka: literally lol
  • *back at el photo photo thing*
  • chloe: *frikin like does some weird ass shimmy jump thing to land beside adrien*
  • marinette: get tf away from my boo
  • adrien @chloe: how did u even get here you were like quite a ways away how
  • chloe: shhh shhh speak not of the past shhhh *grabs adriens face and points it towards the camera*
  • marinette: GEHT YER FELTHY HAHNS OFF MAH HESBEND
  • *photo is taken*
  • marinette: wait! we have to retake it! juleka wasn't here
  • adrien&otherclassmates: o yeah wasn't she taking a shit or something
  • chloe: UHM DOn'T WE HAVE TO GO TO LUNCH
  • phography dude: okay-a lunch-a break-a so-a i-a can-a eat-a my-a feelings-a in-a pizza-a
  • *in the bathroom*
  • rose: JULEKA BBY? MY BOO? MY HONEY BLOSSOM? MY CINNAMON APPLE? WHERE YOU A BBY?
  • rose: *sees the blocked off stall* O SHIT WADDUP
  • rose: *frees emo child*
  • juleka: *gross sobbing* *flees from the bathroom*
  • rose: did u even wash your hands...ya nasty
  • *le rose tells le marinette that le juleka was locked in le bathroom and they need to redo le picture*
  • hawkmoth: hey there angsty child boy can i relate to you ahaha i have my own inner demons
  • *swaggy cool akumaaa*
  • marinette: lol time to go steal dat camera
  • tikki: first y'all were stealing phones, now y'all be stealing cameras, da fuk be next?
  • marinette: *sneakity sneak*
  • chloe: *records marinette sneakity sneaking* hah bitch
  • chloe&sabrina: *walk into the office where marinette is*
  • marinette: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • *meanwhile reflekta be transforming people to look like her and shiz which isn't a bad look for most of them tbh, i'm looking @ u andre bourgeois*
  • hawkmoth: nICE, it won't be long now until ladybug and chat noir show up to show their face
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth: wait that's like the same thing fICK
  • adrien: o boi o boi time to save the day
  • *cat boy has arrived*
  • chat noir: hmm the exit is blocked
  • nino: *opens a door* OMG YOU GUYS LOOK IT'S CHAT NOIR
  • chat noir: boi u just gave away my hiding spot gdi if you weren't my only friend i'd mess u up
  • reflekta: *transforms chat noir*
  • chat noir: thIS BITCH
  • *meanwhile marinette manages to steal chloe bitchwad's phone i s2g this child need so much help she's going to prison one of these days*
  • *also a wild ladybug appears*
  • chat noir: *sees lb and reflekta fighting*
  • chat noir: i may look like lady gaga rn but i can't let my lady get hurt
  • chat noir: *tries to walk and falls down*
  • chat noir: ARE THESE FUKING HEELS
  • chat noir: i should just give up now
  • *more fighting with lb and reflekta*
  • chat noir: *saves ladybug from a close encounter and reflekta flees the fuK outta there*
  • chat noir: lol hi my lady
  • ladybug: chat noir?
  • chat noir: yeah hi lol it's me chat noir thank goodness you didn't recognize me as adrien bc that would have been awkward hah
  • ladybug: is that really you
  • chat noir: yeah can't you tell by my swagger
  • ladybug: #stop
  • chat noir: anyways we gotta deakumatize that emo child
  • ladybug: wut u gonna do, throw ur shoes at her?
  • chat noir: dOHNT SASS MEH
  • *so much teasing between the two and them being adorable aS FRICK*
  • ladybug: *grabs chat and yoyos the fuck outta there*
  • *reflekta transforming people elsewhere*
  • ladybug: *sends a message to paris for how she's gonna defeat reflekta, which reflekta conveniently sees*
  • ladybug: lol now reflekta will come here
  • chat noir: and fall right into my claws *kisses lb's hand*
  • ladybug: *DOESN'T WITHDRAW HER HAND* you mean your nails
  • chat noir: WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT AND THEN YOU HAD TO RUIN IT GDI
  • *reflekta trolls lb and shit noir*
  • chat noir: *jumps in front of ladybug to keep her from getting hit by one of reflekta's zappy zap zaps*
  • chat noir: *with a very pained expression* it's okay, i already look like shit, so i can't get worse lol
  • ladybug: *WITH THE MOST FUCKING SINCERE VOICE* thanks m8
  • *fighting fighting and deakumatization*
  • *peeps gettin changed back to their old selves including chat noir who turns back into chat noir bUT HOW GR8 WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF HE TURNED BACK INTO ADRIEN*
  • ladybug@chatnoir: *DAAAAAAAMN LADYBUG BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SINCERE VOICE* you were pretty frikin swaggy today
  • chat noir: and with those shoes tho
  • juleka: where? the? hell? am? i?
  • ladybug: ayo andre can u take my homegirl back to her school
  • mayor bourgeois: yeah buddy
  • ladybug: gotta blast
  • ladybug: *fUCKING WINKS AT CHAT NOIR ON HER WAY OUT*
  • chat noir: @god thank u so much for this beautiful opportunity i will never take my life for granted again i am so blessed so so blessed rn my prayers have finally been answered thank u
  • hawkmoth: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • *back at the hellhol-i mean school*
  • marinette: lol i probably shouldn't have stolen this
  • tikki: thank god you've changed ur criminal ways i was preeeetty worried there ngl
  • marinette: YO PHOTOGRAPHY DUDE CAN WE REDO THE PHOTO
  • photography dude: i-a don't-a know-a we-a don't-a really-a have-a time-a for-a that-a
  • marinette: yeh but i know for a fact that adrien looks really good in the lighting in the park so
  • photography dude: shit-a you're-a right-a let's-a fucking-a go-a
  • *children at the park in their spots for el picture, geddit? spots? bc ladybug? i'm hilarious*
  • adrien: *leans in rIGHT NEXT TO MARI* lol this was a good idea how did u know i look really good in this lighting
  • marinette: *sweating* ahahaha, lucky guess?
  • (geddit? lucky? bc she's ladybug? and is lucky? i am on FIRE TODAY)
  • chloe: *in the distance watching them* psshhhh like i would even want to *sniffles* be in *tears up* that photo *a single tear rolls down her cheek*
  • *and then the class takes some beautiful photos that hurt my heart every time bc they so pure and alSO ADRIEN AND MARINETTE SITTING BY EACH OTHER ON A BENCH THIS IS TOO MUCH*

sonntag-me-in  asked:

Hi could you maybe write a fic for me where Jeremy and Matt are dating before they're hired at AH and the other workers slowly find out (either they're seen kissing or holding hands or just stare at each other for too long). I'd love you if you did

Pairing: JereMatt

Notes: I hope you enjoy this! I’m not very familiar with the pairing and i know it took me forever to write this for you which I am really super sorry about! So yeah, here is some jerematt with literally none of the main AH guys bc who wants those lames when we could have the lovely lets build team + caleb?

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Art Should Reflect Your Soul 🖌
  • Curator: *awoken by rapid knocking at the door to her gallery*
  • Old Man: *continues to desperately knock at the door, carrying a large covered painting*
  • Curator: *yawns* We're closed. What is it?
  • Old Man: Is the gallery with the hole?
  • Curator: Yes.
  • Old Man: Thank god, I'm in desperate need of it.
  • Curator: Did you not hear me say that we're closed?
  • Old Man: It is of great importance!
  • Curator: Important enough to wake me up in the middle of the night?
  • Old Man: It is a matter of life and death!
  • Curator: *sighs* Come in.
  • Curator: *leads old man the the hole room* So, what do you need the hole for?
  • Old Man: *uncovers his the painting revealing it to be a stunning portrait of a young man*
  • Curator: Goodness, it's beautiful! Did you paint it yourself?
  • Old Man: Heavens no!
  • Curator: Well, who painted it? Whoever did is a master! An absolute genius!
  • Old Man: I've no idea. It appeared at my doorstep one day and it has been ruining my life since. You wouldn't believe it, but I'm only 27. It's draining my youth away.
  • Curator: Sounds far-fetched.
  • Old Man: Not as far-fetched as a hole that permanently destroys all forms of art! That's why I'm here. I can't get rid of this painting. I've thrown it away, shredded it to pieces, burned it to ash, and locked it in a container and shipped it to remote regions at great expense. No matter what I do it comes back to me. Your art hole is my last chance of escape. Please, let me toss it in.
  • Curator: Hmm, I don't know.
  • Old Man: Why not? Do you want money? I'm very rich. I'm willing to pay whatever you want to let me get rid of this... thing.
  • Curator: No, no, it's not that. It's that the hole is already paranormal. Much like your painting, the hole just appeared in my gallery one day. It sucked up all of the art, and ruined my livelihood. If it wasn't for the novelty of the thing, I doubt I'd be making any money. I can't even hang a child's scribble in here without it disappearing. I figure if what you're saying is really true, tossing your painting into the hole could have some sort of bad reaction.
  • Old Man: You've no way of knowing that.
  • Curator: True, I don't.
  • Old Man: Good, then you've no reason not to let me toss the painting in.
  • Curator: I don't like taking risks. Your painting is very beautiful. You should show it to more people or sell it for a nice sum of money. Live out the rest of your days in luxury.
  • Old Man: Have you not been listening to me? I'm rich! I've no need for luxury! I want to live! Are you telling me to just sit around wait for this thing to kill me!?
  • Curator: No, you're misunderstanding me. I-
  • Old Man: *smashes painting over the curator's head and pushes her into the hole* It... It's gone. But, I feel no better.
  • *a hand grabs the edge of the hole*
  • Young Man: *climbs from out of the hole*
  • Young Man: *dusts himself off* Wow, I thought I'd never get out of that thing.
  • Young Man: *spots the old man* Hey there, gramps.
  • Old Man: *backs up against the wall* This is impossible.
  • Young Man: Thanks for letting me out of that painting. Oh, and no hard feelings about what I'm about to do. *places hand on old man's forehead*
  • Old Man: *body rapidly ages and deteriorates into a dried husk of a corpse*
  • Young Man: *adjusts suit collar* Feels good..
  • Young Man: *confidently strides out of the gallery*
  • Curator: *climbs out of hole* There's just a bunch of muck down there. Gross.
  • Curator: *spots the old man's dusty corpse* Oh my god! It's hit me. If this place can no longer be an art gallery, I'll make it an archaeological museum! Genius! I'm a genius!!
  • *months later*
  • Old Man's Corpse: *propped up in front the museum with a sign that says "Opening July 13th"*

anonymous asked:

Eliot, Parker, and Hardison together is probably one of the best parts of the show tbh. They're just- amazing together? And it's wonderful? And I'd say more, but I honestly have no idea what goes where at this point because I watch random episodes too freely, and I really don't want to spoil anything. But, favorite character? Favorite episode? I'm curious and loving watching you get into this series, I'm sorry. Thanks for responding to my first ask!

omg of course!!!

okay i LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LOVE THEM. psa i’ve totally finished the whole series because i have no self preservation instincts.

okay so my favorite character has to be hardison because out of all of them he’s the most ‘normal’ in comparison. not like, in his abilities or his wants, but in his ability to relate to other people. he’s been through rough shit, and he always comes out kinder and stronger and more loving. and i love him the most because he’s the one who could mostly be happy living among normal people, to be honest i feel as if he needs the team the least but wants them the most. he could be a nine to five hacker, just presents himself as a genius geek who works from home or even gets himself an office or whatever, and live a mostly normal life among normal people. he just - for the shit he’s been through, he doesn’t have all that much baggage. normal people dont confuse him or bore him, they’re not a mark like they are for sophie, a puzzle for parker, a mass of mistakes and faults for nate, a potential threat for eliot. they’re just people.

and because hardison doesn’t try to put people into boxes is why he loves this team so much and so unabashedly from the start. for people that are so defined by their role on the team, he doesn’t define them. nate questions eliot’s ability to cook and be a hitter, but hardison just takes it in stride. this is eliot, he’s an amazing cook, great at wines, spends more time on his hair than any girl hardison has ever known, and he knows 43 ways to kill someone with a plastic butter knife. cool. he never wants anyone to change, he supports them if they choose to change, but he doesn’t ask anyone to be what they are and instead does his best to change himself in the way that he relates to them. and he tries so hard and so much. sophie and nate, they’re on another level, a little to arrogant, a little too bitter for it to work.

but eliot and parker man. fuck. talk about two people who’ve spend almost their whole lives being told how they had to be and how what they were wasn’t good enough, wasn’t right. and then hardison comes in and just. is there. protecting and caring for them without asking anything in return. and parker and eliot keep waiting for the other foot to drop, for there to be some sort of catch in how hardison just keeps being there for them, but it never comes. and at some point down the line they finally accept that this is how hardison is, and how they kinda cant live without him anymore, which a whole new different realization for another reason.

just. the thing that gets me about this OT3 is that every single one of them feels like they got lucky, like they’re the ones dating up. parker has eliot who understands her, and hardison who’s patient and so good to her, and she looks at these mostly normal guys and wonders why they’re bothering with her and her weirdness and hang ups and insecurities when they could be having a normal relationship with each other. eliot looks at parker, the best thief, and hardison, the smartest man he’s ever known, and he knows he’s not the best hitter in the world, that even if he was that he can’t sustain that, and parker and hardison are criminals but they’re not murderers and they’re kind to each other and good to each other and can touch each other without worrying if they’re smearing blood on their lover’s skin from the countless people that have died under their hands, and just, eliot considers himself the soiled, bad man who’s potentially ruining a perfectly healthy, if not normal, relationship between people who’ve never gotten their hands dirty. and hardison looks at beautiful and graceful parker, and eliot who shifts between controlled finesse with a sword in his hand to a deadly tornado in a hand to hand fight, and hardison walks into walls and trip over his own two feet, he doesn’t know what these two amazing people are doing with him, because he knows parker and eliot speak this secret language of people who use their body as a tool, but hardison can’t do that, cant share a look and shrug with them and have it be a conversation, instead all he has is words, a flood of words, an endless waterfall of words to talk about his feelings, and he knows most of the time they don’t want his words and he can’t understand them in the way they understand each other, and basically hardison is terrified of the day that eliot and parker figure out they’re perfect together and decide they don’t need him anymore.

my precious insecure children who love so hard and so clumsily and so much that it ends up spilling out of them and over the floor and up to their necks, threatening to drown them if they’re not careful.

just. jesus fuck these three and this show has fucking ruined me.

aslo, favorite eps: the 12 step job, the grave danger job, the rundown job, the first david job, the lost heir job, the gone fishing job, the san lorenzo job, the queen’s gambit job

anonymous asked:

-I'm the anon that asked you about your travels- yeah, just curious. I love traveling, to be honest I'd spend my life traveling if I could (I'm trying to make that happen actually), and you have been to so many places !!! that's amazing, you're so lucky, I feel so envious of you! and, sorry, but I HAVE to ask, what happened in Hungary????

Oh God. I feel you. Travelling and writing are all I really want to do. I never got to travel before college and then got lucky enough to have a scholarship that shipped me all over the friggin’ place. 

So. Hungary. Here’s what happened. 

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berthog  asked:

Also whilst I'm here - do you remember a WIP where A&E were college bros who started off fooling around, cockblocking each other etc then getting more serious? Sorry to be so vague! I've been trying to find out for months! I'd be forever thankful xx

Hi! I think I found the fic, berthog! I believe it is There Is No If and it’s by a kink meme nonny who promised they would return to finish it but alas hasn’t yet. Is this the one you wanted? :D

In the process of digging up this fic I have also made a gratuitous College/University! AU Arthur/Eames recs list, because people are always asking me for them and my pinboard is less than helpful on this subject. 

Please note I haven’t read all of these, but I’m grouping them thematically as a general community resource. Fics I really like have <3 next to them and fics I love are in bold! (If I don’t put a <3 next to your fic it likely means I just haven’t read it yet!)

Standard-Issue College AUs

College AUs + Repression

  • The University AU by halfhardtorock. 17k. A/E are dormmates. Pining, Sexual Repression, Secret Crush (please note this fic is scorching hot & pretty much ruined me for all other college AUs for a long time, lol). <3
  • Crowd the Little Room by amindaya. 18k. A/E are dormmates. Pining, sexual repression, secret crush. Arthur and Eames are college roommates and could not be more different. Arthur is fussy and uptight and studies into the small hours of the morning. Eames…does other things. <3
  • Accidental, Ylith. 20k. After accidentally seeing them have sex, Straight!Eames wants his college roommate Robert’s boyfriend, Arthur. Note this is a WIP.
  • Play me and put me away by mo-desprit. 16k. Arthur has spent his life living up to his family’s expectations. When Eames transfers to his college, Arthur begins to question the path laid out for him. But what is he supposed to do when coming out is unthinkable? 

College AUs + Drunkenness and/or Parties

  • Failures at Communication by beanarie, which features college drunkenness but with so much more bc everything beanarie writes is amazing. 4k. Eames is a secret jailbait genius who was dropped here from the age of chivalry. Arthur is, secretly, enamored. <3
  • The cause of (and solution to) all of life’s problems by RoxieAnn. 6k. <3
  • Action painting by tessykins. 1k. Eames’ torso + body paint + rave. Yum.
  • Probability of Failure by regicidaldwarf. 6k. Arthur meets Eames at a truly regrettable frat party, and everything goes downhill from there.
  • Arbitraty Evasion by dysonrules. 13k. Arthur wakes up after a wild party and escapes the premises only to find himself snared by memories. He might be able to flee from Eames, but how can he escape himself?
  • Authentic Embellishment by dysonrules. 20k. Arthur is at a costume party, bored witless and waiting for Cobb to hurry up with wooing his girlfriend so they can leave. He soon discovers that alcohol and attractive gladiators shouldn’t mix.
  • Benjamin Franklin: An American Hero by chaostheorem. 4k. Cobb wonders how Arthur ever convinces him to carry out Arthur’s drunken ideas.
  • The Party by Ylith. 9k. High School junior Arthur goes to College Fratboy Dom’s party hoping to profess his love for him, but things go wrong. A/E hurt-comfort.

College AUs that are also Other!AUs

High School–>College (aging and/or age differences)

  • Glycerine by Cherryvanilla. College-student!Eames crashes a high school party and plays spin the bottle with a jailbaity!Arthur. <3
  • No Grand Gestures by classlicity. Seventeen year old Arthur meets fine arts grad-student Eames at a club one night. Arthur learns to talk about his feelings, and Eames learns that sometimes silence is just fine.
  • You’re Impossible by averysubtleart. 13k, gradual relationship forming over time and coffee.
  • Underneath the Sheets (Killing Me) by Lolahardy. 43k. When Arthur and Eames were young, they were best friends. Arthur made the mistake of falling for him but never said anything. By the time they reached high school, they were no longer friends.
  • Follies of Roughhousing by Ylith. 9k. lifelong friends—> UST fic.

As always, I’m probably forgetting a bunch (and I didn’t include college teacher!AUs bc that’s a different beast)! 

Thanks for helping me procrastinate! :)

(Side note to anon who asked me for recs yesterday or the day before—I’ll get to them next, they just require a bit of thought! :) ) (Edit: realized I put beanarie in the wrong category, moved her!)