i'd be grumpy too

More on how Coach was 'born'
  • Jitters: I dun have a name for him yet
  • Jitters: sfasdfdg
  • Jitters: or a personality
  • Jitters: and I might change how he looks
  • Jitters: because it's boring
  • Jitters: bleh
  • Crafty: oooooh? Is he fab?
  • Crafty: He better be fab.
  • Crafty: I swear to god.
  • Jitters: like i said
  • Jitters: too boring
  • Crafty: Fab it up, yo.
  • Jitters: trying to find it
  • Jitters sent conceptthingblah.png
  • Crafty: He needs a vest. like a cute little sweater vest
  • Crafty: maybe make him green?
  • Crafty: Orange!
  • Jitters: *makes him too fab*
  • Jitters: fuck
  • Crafty: That's impossible.
  • Crafty: I don't believe you.
  • *Jitters sent doeshepoopglitter.png*
  • Crafty: oh my god
  • Crafty: He's so fucking fabulous
  • Crafty: My heart can't take it
  • Jitters: ffffuuuu
  • Jitters: he looks like he is annoying as hell
  • Crafty: cotton candy head
  • Jitters: I feel he's still missing something
  • Crafty: stupid glasses?
  • Crafty: or...
  • Crafty: A FUCKING CAPE!?
  • Jitters: glasses would make him look too hipster
  • Crafty: this is true
  • Jitters: hmm maybe some kind of weird sports accesory?
  • Crafty: omg
  • Crafty: fucking tennis pony
  • Crafty: or
  • Crafty: cricket bat
  • Jitters: funfact: if Dissy/Jekyll were human, they actually wear golf shoes.
  • Crafty: omg golf shoes
  • Crafty: what an old man
  • Jitters: http://www.cefashion.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/leather-spectator-custom-handmade-golf-shoes-300x258.jpg
  • Crafty: oh ok that's pretty spiffy
  • Crafty: I retract my old man comment, respectfully.
  • Crafty: Maybe this guy keeps a golf club down his sweater
  • Jitters: phhht
  • Crafty: catch phrase is some golf term
  • Crafty: FORE!
  • Jitters: FORE-WARD
  • Jitters: haha
  • Jitters: hahahaha
  • Jitters: hah.
  • Crafty: We're off to a 'Shotgun Start"
  • Jitters: STRIKE
  • Crafty: PFFFFFT
  • Crafty: He knows nothing of golf
  • Jitters: HOME RUN!
  • Crafty: TOUCHDOWN!
  • Jitters: Come on, come on, go for the pitch!
  • Crafty: EY BATTER BATTER
  • Jitters: everyone just slaps him
  • Crafty: He's such a little dork.
  • Crafty: One time it counts, HOLE IN ONE! =D
  • Crafty: the putter.
  • Jitters: keeps using it like a fucking metal detector
  • Crafty: He would need someone who would have none of that shit.
  • Crafty: Just smack him everytime.
  • Jitters: he just sorta kidnapped her out of her room
  • Crafty: oh
  • Crafty: Well I'd be grumpy too
  • Jitters: lol yeah
  • Jitters: he just assumes no one will care because she is kinda sorta a grandaughter
  • Crafty: oh
  • Crafty: yeah, we're related, so it's totally cool that I just kinda take you away. shhhhh
  • Jitters: DONT TELL YOUR MOM
  • Crafty: DON'T TELL HER ABOUT THE SPORTS EQUIPMENT EITHER
  • Jitters: what is happening omg
  • Crafty: Um
  • Crafty: well he went from poopy
  • Crafty: to amazing
  • Crafty: he's now fabulous, perfectly annoying in a charming way, and has a golf club.
  • Jitters: "Ehhh I used to be such a fuddy duddy."
  • Jitters: "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN"
  • Jitters: "Shhhhhhhh"
  • Crafty: "SHHHHHHHHHHH"
  • Crafty: I imagine a lot of shushing
  • Jitters: arrogant little dick
  • Crafty: I find him endearing.
  • Crafty: He needs a good whack with a golf club though
  • Jitters: his grandaughter finds him more annoying than heroic rainbow dash
  • Crafty: 0oh ew
  • Jitters: "Oi I can open peanut butter jars. *SMASHES WITH GOLF CLUB*"