i' m not crying i swear

anonymous asked:

Since you asked if we prefer being called good or naughty (I prefer good) I want to ask you if you prefer Zen calling you mistress or princess?

It depends. If I want to dominate him, I want Zen crying out and begging “Mistress”. I want him to remember who has control.
If I want Zen to dominate me, I want him calling me “princess”. Take this stubborn princess who doesn’t stand down and subdue me. I want him growling out “princess” as he makes me bow down to him and—whoops, I won’t go to explicit details here. (;

In fluffy and casual moments though, I’m fond towards “lady” (it’s the accent, I swear), “angel”, and “princess”.

i swear to god this is nothing close to what i typed i clicked the search bar and then i looked up arch carrier autechre and there’s no history of me typing this in

i literally wish i had to way to pull up my keystroke history i’m crying and pooing t the same time

Some neighbor aus for ya guys

“Listen, I really don’t like you, but you have kittens, so I’m going to be over a lot.” au

“Would you STOP coming in through the WINDOWS, it scares the hell out of me every TIME!” au

“Listen, we have very thin walls and I heard you crying in the shower, are you okay?” au

“I was very good friends with the guy that lived here before you and basically I was over here a lot and… well old habits die hard, can I stay?” au

“If you set the alarm off in the middle of the night ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I WI- wait why were you even cooking at 3 am?” au

“You burst through the door because you thought you smelled smoke but it was just incense, listen you’re paying for that buddy.” au

“You locked yourself out too?” au

“Hey, I locked myself out, can I use your phone?” au

“You bake when you’re stressed and sometimes you give me cookies, but recently you’re giving me whole baskets each day, now I’m not complaining but are you okay?” au

“I don’t mean to sound paranoid but I’m pretty sure you’re a serial killer.” au

Every Fandom Ever
  • first off, screaming. why do we scream so much? no one will truly know
  • headcanon where everything’s the same except everyone’s gay
  • crying and sobbing to an intense level (we have no chill, i swear)
  • oh the references… so many references. and MEMES. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEMES
  • fanfiction… we’ve all been there
  • having a tumblr obviously
  • your husband/wife not being real (why are fictional people so hot??) also i’ve adopted multiple sons?? *sees a smol bean* “I’m adopting it”
  • super protective about your fandom
  • i want merch. but it’s so damn expensive??
  • “lolol im trash”
  • knowing all of the words
  • wanting to go to conventions and concerts but CAN’T
  • scaring our non-fandom friends…
  • being broke.
  • desperately wanting to be with them (as in fictional characters, celebs,and etc.)
  • having pride. just being really proud of this weird ass community
  • giving yourself weird titles (Examples: a Trekkie, phan)
  • having this huge loving family on the internet. honestly, i think it’s the sweetest thing, that we’re able to bond over this thing that we find meaningful. 

Originally posted by stitchholdsmyheart

Note: i’m not trying to be rude, just poking at my own fandoms. i also understand different fandoms have their own quirks. Hope you found this amusing~ admin daria

I really want to make a compilation set of Adrien almost crying face.

I was just trying to remove the gum, I swear!

Please don’t be angry, Marinette.

I’m really sorry.

Uh-oh. I’m grounded from school because of the gum accident?

Father, you are allowing me to go back to school despite the gum accident?

Still, Marinette still dislike me for the gum accident.

I swear it’s an accident, Nino.




I wasn’t lying about trying to remove the gum from your chair.

I know you may not forgive me, but…

Take my umbrella.

Dylan Columbiners:

*crying at night*

“dylan protects me i swear”

Sue klebold is my M O M

*subtle columbiner things, onyx ring, red sox cap, triple cross earring*

grunge aesthetic

“I’m about to say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow”

The majority of Columbiners

Ouija board

“for dylan”    *chugs something with 0.2 alcohol*   *rETCHES*

condoning is sin *flips hair* and i’m satan

Eric Columbiners:

cOmbAt BooTs

*flips off everything*

its not a phase mom


Punk aesthetic

Dave Cullen can Choke On Dylan Klebold’s Dick

either 16 or 37

Sideblog full of guns with captions like “aaaaaahhhh yeah mmhm”

*literally anything happens* fucker should be shot

The one kid that giggles weirdly in every class about Charles Darwin


HOLY MOLY 4000 FOLLOWERS!?!?! I’m amazed! I’m astounded!! I’m shocked!!! I’m crying, I’m so happy right now! Thank you so much for all the continuous support! I’m going to be taking a little break from tumblr for awhile for spring break to finish a lot of project I have rn, but as soon as I’m done I’ll come back and post all the goodies I’ve been working on! Thank you so much again babes! Please enjoy some Big brother Percy

Dear Evan Hansen Soundtrack Summarized
  • Anybody Have A Map: Wait how do you parent
  • Waving Through A Window: Tears and loneliness
  • For Forever: If I had friends
  • Sincerely Me: We're not gay we swear
  • Requiem: You were a douche and I'm happy you're dead
  • If I Could Tell Her: I said it but he said it
  • Disappear: I'm lonely so I'm gonna make a foundation dedicated to some dead kid
  • You Will Be Found: If you weren't crying you are now
  • To Break In A Glove: I got a new dad with the power of shaving cream
  • Only Us: Quit focusing on my dead brother and kiss me
  • Good For You: Screw you for being happy
  • Words Fail: Well I done messed up
  • So Big/So Small: I wasn't there for you before but I'm here now so love me!!!
  • Finale: The room is flooded with tears and that's okay

I’m keeping my mouth shut
I swear I won’t talk for days
Because if someone ripped open my throat
And broke apart my chest
I swear the only thing I could do
is scream,

So I’m keeping my mouth shut
Because mom told me no one wants to hear about my pain
And you left the room when I started crying
and you didn’t come back in the morning

So I’m keeping my fucking mouth shut

Take me to the ER if you see all the blood seeping out of my heart
from being held together too tightly

Tell them it’s been broken apart
And that I swear I tried to keep it together

—  I hope you have to read about it in the newspapers
Only Slytherin; Part 1

“I want to make out with you.” “We’re in the middle of potions class” “So?”

”Its not dark enough.” “Darling it’s black” “Not black enough

“Why are you crying did someone say something really stupid again”

“I didn’t mean to sound like a psychopath when I said that I just hate people”

“Fucking hell am I the only one here who is not an uncultured swine”

“How am I supposed to express my emotions if I can’t even fucking swear in the essay professor”

“I’m sorry do words with more than 3 syllables confuse you?”

“If you don’t shut the fuck up about how uncomfortable your shoes are I will get you muggle crocs for Christmas.”

“Professor am I not meant to be truthful? Then why am in trouble for for calling her out on being a raging bitch?”

“I love you but I don’t need this right now please leave”

“Stop crying, he’s not worth your tears”

Other names for YOI

Yaoi!!! On Ice

Gays!!! On Ice

Canon AF!!! On Ice

Sons!!! On Ice

Victuuri!!! On Ice

Screaming!!! On Ice

Feels!!! On Ice


I’M CRYING!!! On Ice


And let’s not forget

Come!!! On Ice


Chris I Swear To God If You Come One More Time!!! On Ice

Hey guys! I watched The lying detective yesterday and I’m still crying I don’t even know what to write right now.. ;w; this EP was amazing especially the hug  it was so intense and romantic <3!! ;___; I swear I’ll never get over it!

Just a little screenshot redraw ! ;w; I know that a lot of people already have drawn this scene..but I also wanted to give it a try..! ;D I hope that you like it <3

I know I’m overly sensitive.
I know I become too obsessed with things.
I know my anger outbursts hurt people.
I know I cry too much.
I know my urge to kill myself isn’t exactly cute.
I know my idealizing and demonizing people is confusing and a lot of times hurtful.
I know I say “sorry” too much.
I know I get too excited sometimes.
I know I’m bitter and pessimistic.
I know I’m self-destructive as hell.
But I swear, I really am trying. Please don’t leave.