i've been sitting on this for a while now

“The paint’s supposed to go where?”

Sherlock has his head hung in shame. “On the wall.” He mumbles.

“Sorry, didn’t quite catch that.” John folds his arms. 

“On the wall.” Sherlock says louder, then cuts his eyes to the ginger haired puppy who is sitting and panting happily as if nothing is wrong. He gives the pup an accusing glare. “In my defense, it was all going well before-”

“The paint was supposed to go on the wall, and now it’s all over the both of you.” John too cuts his eyes to the pup, whose ginger coat is mottled with white paint. “I have to give both of you baths now, I suppose.” John sighs, then notices Sherlock’s smirk. “A clinical bath, you clot.”

Sherlock stops smirking and puts down the paint roller in the pan. “As if you’ll be able to resist me once I’m undressed.” He begins undoing the buttons on his shirt as he leaves the room. “I’ll give you five minutes before you-”

“Don’t forget you’re in trouble!” John warns. 

“Hm, even more a reason to indulge.”

John watches Sherlock leave, then picks up the pup, holding it out far in front of him to avoid getting paint on himself as well. “Never a dull day, is there?” The puppy licks John’s wrist. “I’m glad you agree.”

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Perry Cox and Bob Kelso: Synchronized Grumps

So I made an Asrian playlist. It is very 80′s-licious with a dash of 70′s.  I hope it is sufficiently Extra and Dramatique™.

  1. Careless Whisper .//. George Michael
  2. Love Kills .//. Vinnie Vincent Invasion
  3. As The World Falls Down .//. David Bowie
  4. Total Eclipse of The Heart .//. Bonnie Tyler
  5. Don’t You Want Me .//. The Human League
  6. Every Breath You Take .//. The Police
  7. Too Much Heaven .//. Bee Gees
  8. Right Here Waiting .//. Richard Marx
  9. Heat Of The Moment .//. Asia
  10. Break Your Promise .//. The Delfonics
  11. Hungry Like The Wolf .//. Duran Duran
  12. Baby Come Back .//. Player
  13. Hello .//. Lionel Richie
  14. Starting All Over Again .//. Mel & Tim
  15. Time After Time .//. Cyndi Lauper
  16. Hopelessly Devoted To You .//. Olivia Newton-John
  17. Suedehead .//. Morrissey
  18. Take Me Home Tonight .//. Eddie Money
  19. Who Can it Be Now? .//. Men At Work
  20. Don’t You (Forget About Me) .//. Simple Minds

On Spotify.

How it actually went down
  • <p> <b>Jon:</b> Sansa it's okay you can tell me anything, I'm your brother<p/><b>Sansa:</b> well my life in Kings Landing was pretty bad, the Vale was pretty bad and Ramsey was pretty bad<p/><b>Jon:</b> was any of it good? Come on I just died, try to be positive<p/><b>Sansa:</b> Well... marrying Tyrion was the highlight of all of it, I lived with him and everything, he was the best<p/><b>Sansa:</b> And he took no crap from anybody<p/><b>Sansa:</b> And he handled King's Landing finances like a boss<p/><b>Jon:</b> Soooo I take it you want to talk about Tyrion Lannister while we braid each other's hair? Fine, but only because you're my sister<p/><b>Sansa:</b> oh good well it all started out when he slapped Joffrey....<p/><b></b> *Ten hours and one badass Jon Snow ponytail later*<p/><b>Sansa:</b> And he stood up to his father and Cersei for me and he was the strategist in the battle of Blackwater and he used to get me lemon cakes every morning<p/><b>Jon:</b> Sansa it's been TEN HOURS! I've got to pee sometime<p/><b></b> *Time break*<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> So Sansa? She okay? I mean not that I care but she's good now right? Not dead or stabbed or assassinated by anybody.<p/><b>Jon:</b> oh seven not another one! Yeah she's okay<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> ....<p/><b>Jon:</b> ...<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> is that all?? Come on Jon Snow! She's Sansa, she's the greatest ever<p/><b>Jon:</b> let me guess, you want to talk about my sister while we sit down and do the male version of braiding each other's hair<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> Drinking, here we call that drinking<p/><b>Jon*tired*:</b> fine go ahead, it's not like I've got anything else to do for the next ten hours<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> cool, so everything started when she smiled at the common folk, and let me tell you, Sansa has a great smile<p/><b></b> *Ten hours and a barrel of Dornish wine later*<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> And she just stood there and didn't cry, defiant to the bone, looked at Cersei in the eye and didn't spit on her, Sansa's restraint, that poise, that elegance, like a self righteous goddess of Im-better-than-you it was glorious<p/><b>Jon:</b> ....you really needed to get that off your chest didn't you?<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> well yeah, you think anyone here wants to hear me talk about Sansa?...like who Varys? Missandei? Danny? Face it Jon Snow you're all I've got<p/><b>Jon:</b> My sister implied the same thing<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> So she talks about me...?<p/><b>Jon:</b> oh no, no, no, no I am not falling for that, if you want to talk to my sister, send her a Raven like normal people, I am not going to get stuck in the middle of your non-consumated-marital issues, JON SNOW OUT<p/><b></b> *angrily marches away from non-brother-law*<p/></p>
My Coming Out Story
  • Me: Mom, I have something to tell you. It's pretty serious you may want to sit down.
  • Mom: Okay..
  • Me: This isn't easy for me to tell you and I've been meaning to tell you for a little while now..
  • Mom: *Starts crying*
  • Me: Why are you crying? You don't even know what I'm going to say.
  • Mom: BECAUSE I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A GRANDMA!
  • Me: ...What?
  • Mom: You're going to tell me you knocked some chicky babe up! and i'm not ready to be a Grandma! HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID!
  • Me: Mom! I didn't get a girl pregnant! I'm trying to tell you that I'm Gay!
  • Mom: ...What? ...Well....OH THANK GOD!!!!!! *gives me a hug*
  • She was so relieved that she wasn't going to be a young grandma that she didn't even care I was gay.
the steady warmth of belonging

title: the steady warmth of belonging
relationships: percy/vex {perc’ahlia}
warnings: none
words: 2.7k
summary: and it’s easy, vex thinks. it’s so easy to imagine them like this: days, weeks, months, years from now, curled up in front of the fireplace together.

The news reaches Vex midway through a late breakfast, passed on by a guard. It comes with a summons by Cassandra down to the manor itself, and Vex shovels her eggs and ham into her mouth quickly enough that she almost feels sick.

It doesn’t sit well in her stomach as she walks down the winding path towards the town and the manor, her nerves mixing rather poorly with the scarfed-down food. It’s not… bad nerves. It’s something-new-holy-shit nerves, which rests funnier in her than the bad kind.

She’s a little bit light-headed by the time she reaches the manor - her manor - and when she gets there, both Cassandra and Percy are waiting for her, chatting absently as they stand in the doorway. Cassandra notices her approaching first, elbowing Percy in the side to get his attention.

“So,” Vex says slowly as she walks up, gaze climbing up the two stories that make up the building before shifting to the glimpse of the inside just beyond the two siblings. “It’s done.”

[ao3]

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it’s been a while since i got to really sit down at my tablet and draw so, i finally finished this wip i’ve had for like, a week or two.

and here is a version w/o the overlay and bright yellow bg

rainbow-flavoured  asked:

Heeyyy, so I've been in and out of this comic for a while and have never really had the chance to sit down and read it. Is there any way to read the comic in chronological order?

I’ve been receiving these asks quite often every now and then, so here I’m gonna explain it!

Keep in mind that this comic is best read on PC, tumblr mobile app is bad DO NOT USE IT



Links:

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Two Dorks & One Terrible Bet

Summary: (H2OVanoss) Friends to Lovers au in which a bet almost makes them have an “accidental” marriage, but they fall in love instead. Or, Jon is a little oblivious but Evan still loves him anyways. 

Hope you all enjoy! :)


It begins with Tyler, or more specifically, Tyler’s annoyance.

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Musing about being a POC and queer individual in the TMNT fandom:

I think the hardest part of being in the TMNT fandom for me is the fact that I am not white, am not straight, am not cis, or even neurotypical, and… I identify fairly hard with the turtles because of those things. 

But then… they’re drawn or written as all of those things probably 90% of the time when people are humanizing them, and its just. so hard. to let that go, even though those people have no idea they’re affecting some random person across the internet. Compared to the hundreds of others who don’t feel this way, my personal opinion doesn’t really matter.

I don’t hold it against anyone for their headcanons, and I have never a day in my life sent hate to a person for having those headcanons, since I know those depend almost entirely on the personal life and experiences of those individuals.

They still bother me though, since I feel like it erases a large part of what the turtles’ identities are, which is being a minority among minorities.

They’re the only four of their kind, and pretty much utterly isolated from the rest of the world. They’ve never fit in, and never will, because they are inherently different from the rest of society. They are, in a phrase, freaks of nature.

My circumstances aren’t as extreme, not even close, but I know that feeling on a personal level regardless. Having them portrayed as the socially acceptable norm, it erases a large part of what makes them so interesting; which would be their sheer alien-ness from the rest of us. By making them ordinary cis white straight etc etc in humanized headcanons, I feel it takes away from their original characterization as a minority.

And it just really bothers me, as a single individual in the fandom, to have characters I identify with so strongly become pretty much the complete opposite of who and what I am, and thusly become no longer relatable. It’s just a difficult thing to deal with sometimes, especially since I have no power to change it other than ignoring the content I don’t like.

I hope no one takes this as an insult to their personal headcanons about the series; its just the words from someone who’s never fit correctly to any box, and found a strong connection to four characters who I felt were similar to me in that sense.

Instead of the Swiss HQ blowing up, Strike Commander Jack Morrison stands a very public and decisive trial for Overwatch’s war crimes, and is incarcerated after a guilty verdict. Meanwhile, Gabriel Reyes has to become someone else, in order to protect their legacy. He continually visits Jack in prison, trying to bridge the distance their sacrifices put between them.

CHAPTER 4: UNFRIENDLY VISIT

An Interpol agent questions Jack, and someone is listening in.

Read here on AO3

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Some Post-Season Falconers (and an Ace).
It’s gotta be the beginning of the playoffs because the beards aren’t out of control yet.

Also I am ashamed of myself. I drew Kent but totally forgot about Guy. Whooops. Sorry Guy. Also forgot the ginger with the really nice flow but since he doesn’t have a name…..

One day I will color these. But I gotta have a lot of patience for that and I’m working on other stuff right now lol.
Maybe by then I’ll have Guy drawn. 


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