i'm splitting it into parts and the parts i'm going off of are jacksepticeyes playthrough

โ—Ÿnight in the woods — sentence starters — part 1.โ—

a collection of sentence starters from the game night in the woods.

  • ❛ I mean, I didn’t expect a party or anything, but I figured someone would be here. ❜
  • ❛ Who steals a phone? ❜  
  • ❛ Gotta get political every now and then. ❜
  • ❛ I get spooked when I’m here by my lonesome. ❜
  • ❛ I always rig it when I’m here after hours. ❜
  • ❛ Guess I’m walking. Alone. ❜
  • ❛ Through the woods is home, my bed, and my negligent parents. ❜
  • ❛ Ugh, this is some dank nature. Dank nature and garbage. ❜
  • ❛ I could have died! That was amazing! ❜
  • ❛ I am not gonna die in this hole. ❜
  • ❛ Don’t think I have the upper-body strength to climb this… ❜
  • ❛ This entire area is so full of romance. ❜
  • ❛ I definitely remember barely growing since then. ❜
  • ❛ I say hi for no one! ❜
  • ❛ Eff the cops! ❜
  • ❛ I was so cute back then. We were all cute back then. ❜
  • ❛ I have a zombie resume. It’s dead, but somehow it’s still going all over the place. ❜
  • ❛ This isn’t even a restaurant. It’s a crappy food stand in a hole. ❜
  • ❛ You know what else has been in a hole for 50 years? Dead people from the 60s. ❜
  • ❛ Too bad you didn’t lose all your limbs in a freak soda machine accident. ❜
  • ❛ That’s not drums, that’s computer. ❜
  • ❛ I just wanna die anywhere else. ❜
  • ❛ Anywhere— just not here. ❜
  • ❛ Dudes, haven’t you heard of the pizza scale? ❜
  • ❛ Is that an arm?! ❜
  • ❛ Let’s poke it with a stick! ❜
  • ❛ You know me, with the bad memory. ❜
  • ❛ Okay, really ______, don’t poke dead body parts with sticks. ❜
  • ❛ No one’s forgotten who you are and what you did, you know. ❜
  • ❛ Small town polite’s all you got, kid. ❜
  • ❛ Well, that was really interesting, but I need to go listen to my cells die. ❜
  • ❛ This is an error so bad even I wouldn’t make it. ❜
  • ❛ I was thinking about the ocean, and then I put cups on my ears, and it sounds like the ocean. ❜
  • ❛ How does an arm end up on the sidewalk? ❜
  • ❛ Cute guys are overrated. ❜
  • ❛ Welcome to our apartment. I could have been in my underwear. ❜
  • ❛ Hey dude, don’t wear pants on my account. ❜
  • ❛ We’re just atoms, and our perception of reality is just chemical reactions. Take those away and poof— there goes the universe. ❜