(Rick and Morty is one of my favorite shows (and is way better than people say, haters just want to feel vindicated by promoting crappy fans as if fans somehow transform the show into a bad one. They don't.) so I thought I'd do this. So yeah. Enjoy.)
"I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me"
"Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. A lot of people don't get that."
"If I let you make me nervous, then we can't get schwifty."
"Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science."
"That's planning for failure, Morty. Even dumber than regular planning."
"Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe, because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets."
"What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?"
"What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it."
"I'll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: it's a waste of time... I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that's not a popular opinion, but that's my two cents on the issue."
"Well, scientifically speaking, traditions are an idiot thing."
"Listen to me, I know new situations can be intimidating. You lookin' around and it's all scary and different, but y'know, meeting them head-on, charging into 'em like a bull, that's how we grow as people."
"To friendship, to love, and to my greatest adventure yet, opening myself up to others!"
Holy crap I did not expect to get as many notes as I did... thank you so much for the support! I hope you enjoy everything else on my writing blog, I work to keep it going non-stop *cough* Hamilton reference.