i wuz there

*pretty girls come out on stage shaking their hips*
me: ooooh. this is it. ima finally see bangtan gush over females for once ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
yoongi, immediately: wow j-hope would be really good this

Hamilton Characters as ‘My Immortal Quotes’

Alexander: “OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.”

Lafayette: “Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them.”

Mulligan: “STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!”

Laurens: “I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)”

Burr: "If thou doth not kill him, then I shall kill him anyways!”

Eliza: “He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

Angelica:  "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!“

Madison: “”.” he said.”

Jefferson: He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care.”

Washington: “You dunderheads!1111111111” screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.”

Peggy: (AN: if u don’t know who she is gat da hell out of here!)

Phillip: “They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it”

Maria: “Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily.

King George lll: “I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.”

I’m sure I’ve posted this before, but I still love the headcanon that right after Sailor V joins the team and is like, “Guess what! I’m the Moon Princess!” and everyone’s all “sounds legit. You look like a moon princess to me” that they’re all hanging out having a Senshi meeting or something and Rei gets a kind of thoughtful look on her face like when you’re brain is  j u s t  walking into some fridge logic and she’s like

“Wait. So what does the V stand for?”

And Minako’s just like, “Um…? It’s, um-? What?”

And Rei’s like, “You know? Sailor V? Why V?”

and this is manga-Minako so her English is notsogood, so she’s like Fuck Fuck, words that start with V??? And she’s looking at Artemis like (you little fucker you came up with the codename in the first place you couldn’t have picked something more subtle there is literally only one planet that starts with V and it isn’t the goddamn moon) and he’s like “don’t look at me, I honestly didn’t expect any of these Japanese kids to notice” and they are both under-the-radar panicking and then all of the sudden Ami is like

“Oh! It’s the roman numeral for five! Because you’re the fifth and final soldier, who originally was our princess!”

And Minako is just like Yep, That’s It, Wow You’re Smart, So Good For Catching On, That Has Definitely Always Been The Explanation The Whole Time.

like weeks after the Dark Kingdom debacle is good and dealt with Ami wakes up in the middle of the night, remembers this, and smacks herself in the face.

If I constantly talk about being ex-Mormon it’s because even eight years after leaving the church I constantly find myself in situations where I’m sure I’d know what the social norm is if I hadn’t been raised Mormon, but because I was I have no idea what’s appropriate.

Ma nem iz Hanzo. I lost eye cuza bad cat ‘tacked ma wen I wuz rilly litle. I chewz ebrythin I canz reaches. Mah humanz purrtendz to be madz, but I noes they not rilly cuz am to cutes.

My favourite part of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang though

is that it is 144 minutes long. And for the first two thirds of that it is a perfectly fucking normal movie. 

Like there’s a whole ninety minute movie which is like an inventor who loves his two kids and he wants to get them the thing from the junkyard that they want because it’ll be sold to be destroyed soon and he tries to make money but he can’t and he meets the sweetmaker’s daughter and he doesn’t like her and she doesn’t like him but then they get closer and it looks like the car his kids wanted is going to be ruined but then he accidentally makes a sweet and he and the sweetmaker’s daughter try to sell it to the sweetmaker but then it backfires and he’s sad because he’s going to disappoint his kids but he decides he can’t let them down and he goes out and is able to get the money at the fair and he rebuilds the car and takes his kids and the sweetmaker’s daughter on a day out in his newly fixed up car and he and she are flirting on the beach and the kids really like her and trying to push them together and like wow this must really be wrapping up soon and THEN PIRATES AND THE CAR IS FLYING???? INDENTURED INVENTOR SERVANTS???  AND WE ARE NOW IN SOME GERMANIC COUNTRY WHERE CHILDREN ARE ILLEGAL AND THE CHILDCATCHER AND THE TOYMAKER AND THE KING IS TRYING TO MURDER HIS WIFE AND THERE'S AN ARMY OF ANGRY CHILDREN???? haha well that was strange well let’s just drop the sweetmaker’s daughter off at her house I wonder if they get together

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really irrelevant on this blog but I wanted to post about my recent trip to universal studios a few days ago!! 

Mahm sed no to kit en tube. Y no kit in tube mahm? Kit luv tube. I is no fraid uf magik wet stuf, I protekt mahm from magik wet stuf. Then splash wet stuf eveywear for mahm. Mahm sed I wuz left in wet stuf as smol kit, so now as big kit I show wet stuf who is mastir.

it’s like 6 am and I’ve been awake for three hours let me tell you a Sailor Moon thing I love 

so the dark kingdom arc ends and it’s an unexpected hit and they’re getting a new season and everyone’s running around with their heads cut off because SHIT SHIT and in the midst of all this some executive is like

look we can’t forget the most important part of this is the merch

so Naoko my buddy

and Naoko is like “I haven’t slept in months and I’m writing weird sleep deprived stories that only half make sense that people will be overanalyzing like the unerring bible for decades. What the fuck do you want”

and the exec is all look you gotta make us some new transformation baubles to sell to the kiddos like just real quick please ‘cause toys

and Naoko is like 

Fine.

And so all the girls get new transformation thingies. No more transformation pens. Say hello to the star power stick. And how do the girls get their star power sticks?

Luna just finds them under a couch or smth 

and just hands them over in the least plotty, most cavalier scene of possibly the entire series

here have some sticks I guess

It’s not a power upgrade/emotional scene where they’re too weak and the wands appear to them. They aren’t bestowed to them by Queen Serenity, or summoned by friendship. 

Luna was just like “oh yeah I forgot, we have spare sticks. you know, like people just keep around”

and so like, this is fucking ripe for improvement in adaptation. The R series needed to stall for time to allow Naoko to write, right? So maybe they add a subplot, beef this up a bit…

NOPE! “look, sticks” - Luna. Who just has a bunch of magic space sticks lying around, apparently.

And of course in Crystal

no one asks where she got them, no one is curious at their existence, there is no swell of music or anyone sensing a new immense power

just like “oh, here. sticks.”

fucking amazing. 

No. 1 Thing I Loved about the Apple Store Q&A (Dec. 11, 2014): Wordless communication. (video)

ETA: Alternate caption: Eyebrow conversations.

This concludes my list of Top 5 Things I Loved about the Apple Store Q&A. Hope y’all enjoyed this one-year anniversary walk down memory lane! :’)

Hello! Name is Cooppurr! Hoomon bring me home four years ago when i wuz tiny katten! Hoomon wuz very sad. Culd not go school, or work sometimes. Sumtimes not even able to get out of bed! Hoomons says that bring me home to help hoomon feel better! Taking care of me help hoomon get out of bed, and doo tings! Now am four, and hoomon is much happyer, and gets out bed! Hoomon still bugs me a lots, but becuz helps hoomon feel better, let hoomon bug sumtimes. Am good cat, sakrifice to help hoomon feel better.