i wuv you~~

After Yuuri begins living with Victor, Yurio develops this habit of coming into their house uninvited and unannounced (they still don’t know how he got a key), crashing on their couch, watching their tv, eating their food, and generally just acting like he owns the place. They enjoy his company, of course (even if they never asked for it), but that doesn’t mean they don’t also love getting on his nerves. For example, when Yurio gets too moody, Victor and Yuuri start talking to each other in this disgustingly sweet sort of way that makes Yurio’s skin crawl. For example…

Victor: “Oh, sweetie poo~!”

Yuuri: “Yes, my darling sugarbuns?”

Yurio: … *glaring at them from the couch*

Victor: “Be a lamb and put on some tea for me?”

Yuuri: “Why of course, my adowable widdle chocowate covewed wovebug!”

Yurio: “… Guys.”

Victor: “I wuv you SOOOOOOOO much, my wuvey duvey cutesy wootsy shishi poopoo-”

Yurio: “Guys.

Victor: “-teensy weensy tinky winky oopsy doopsy-”

Yurio: “GUYS.

Victor: “-muffin wuffin shmoopsy googly moogly Yuuri-bear! GIMME SOME SUGAH!”

Yurio: “GOOD. BYE.