i wouldn't want to get shot

geniewithwifi  asked:

Hey marc! I have a burning question. in 5x20, did Oliver/Felicity have unprotected sex, or did Oliver have a condom handy? Felicity wouldn't have the shot cause she hates needles. Is she on the pill? This was before Billy so why would she be? Does she have an IUD? I would love to have an answer to this :) Thanks Marc! You're awesome!

I so, so, SO want to answer this, but I can’t think of anything that wouldn’t get me into some kind of trouble… ;)

If we all collectively don’t watch tonight’s episode then Cal doesn’t die and we all (well I can) pretend that he’s off training to be a surgeon because Sam got him a training position in America. Okay? deal? everyone agree?

Mac and Dennis Take Shots - anxiouslyawaiting - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Sweet Dee tells Mac to get Dennis blackout drunk. Things don’t go exactly as planned.

[this is a one-shot based on this post i made a few days ago. it’s quite possibly the most self-indulgent garbage i’ve ever written. tags for people who wanted updates under the cut!]

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anonymous asked:

There was this WWII?? fic that I need to find! It was about Phil getting shot on purpose so he wouldn't have to fight anymore, and Dan is blind I'm pretty sure! Also I'm certain there was a line about Phil not "being a ladies man" or something like that? It was so good and I want to read it again!

Can anyone help find this fic?

- Tori

anonymous asked:

People literally don't get it. Harry is a human being who deserves to be treated as such. When I met him at BBC a month ago I was the onLY one who actually spoke to him and I was the oNlY one who ASKED if it was ok to take a picture. You could tell he appreciated what I was saying and was ok with taking a picture. It's not hard to tell when someone is uncomfy. I wouldn't want to take pics with strangers 24/7 so it's natural he doesn't want to either.

This is so, so important. 

I think a common argument is, “How would you feel if this was your one shot? Wouldn’t you take it?” because it’s carpe diem and all that – especially if he never goes to your country or state or city or whatever you want to divide it up as. For some people, it is incredibly hard to get a chance to meet him, and of course you can sympathize with them wanting to have a chance to say hello to this dude that they admire. 

But there’s a right and a wrong way to do it, you know? And I think a lot of people understand that and see that. It’s not really a nice feeling to just feel like people *want* things from you all the time – in this case, attention on social media seems to be the main goal, but that’s speculative as we can’t know what their motivations exactly were, and frankly even they may not have been totally aware of them in the thick of it all except the blind craze for getting what they were after. 

Think about how the fans feel, ok, but think about how *he* feels. Think about how he – or any of the boys or any celebrity or public figure – feels when, having never spoken to them, having barely even said hello in the same breath, they’re asked for a photo. Immediately. You can give, and give, and give, but eventually… you need a little something in return, too. Whether you’ll openly admit it or not, you need it. We all do. Just the offer of wanting to know how somebody’s doing is so important, even if we then decide not to delve too far into it. 

This has honestly lost my train of thought because I’m dead tired, but it’s just… sure, think about how they feel with their one shot, but think about what it feels like to not only have your private time invaded (and to graciously allow it) but to then have demands made of you. Sure, he could say no, but then it becomes, “Harry Styles was rude and rejected me despite the fact that he never comes here and this was my one shot at it.” He’s between a rock and a hard place, so he’s doing the best that he can. The least we as fans can do is to do the best we can for him. 

anonymous asked:

Do u think it's possible that GG's manager asked journalists to NOT publish photos and/or videos they took of CP and GG dancing and being affectionate towards one another? I think more than weird that we never saw those kinds of publications when we know they exist! What journalists wouldn't want to take advantage of posting such "news" about the 2 leads of the show? 🤔 Why is GG/CP's relationship so messy? Damn I wanna see them act like friends, or even just cast Mates! What is wrong with them?

*sips tea*

Yes, it’s real convenient that paps with long range cameras were able to get clear shots of GG and CP filming in the gazebo with no problem only to have the cameras suddenly stop taking clear pictures when they were laughing and dancing together in between shots. Real convenient.

The truth of the matter is paparazzi make money from either selling their photos and videos to tabloids and entertainment shows. Or, they get their money by putting the pictures on their own websites and generating ad revenue from the hits they receive from the people visiting their site. What they don’t make money off of is not releasing photos because they’re “too blurry”. And let’s be honest even if you could barely make out GG and CP people STILL would have went to the blogs to see the pictures of them dancing together. That is money. Money that they expect us to believe they’re just sitting on.

We were born at night but it wasn’t last night.

*whispers* Captain Hookshot

I always  thought the climbing gear looked a bit pirate-y. And while his hook works well enough for climbing a beanstalk, it’s not always enough to cling to rock. Luckily he’s found a different appendage to help him get around.

Part two of my OUAT + Breath of the Wild crossover as requested!

Emma can be found here

@cocohook38 @phiralovesloki

5998) Today I picked up my needles and first bottle of testosterone. I'm getting my first shot next week. All of the pain, bullying, conflict with family, and self doubt doesn't matter anymore. I made it. I survived, and I wouldn't want to be anyone else. If I can do it, I'm certain that you can too.

04:03 PM

“You look like a fucking douche.”

I just came back from uni to Calum sitting shirtless on the couch watching football while drinking beer, his feet up on the ottoman and his hand down his pants. Very very casual.

The word douchebag popped instantly into my mind at this sight and I only felt righter when he replied, glancing shortly at me before focusing back on the tv:

“You look like shit.”

I laugh bitterly to our friendly greetings and drop my bag to fling myself next to my boyfriend. Also known as the douche who practically lives in my flat and stays there all day when I’m at uni. I grab the bottle from his hand and take a swig before getting it snatched by him, his eyes detaching from the screen only for an instant.

“Go get one. They’re in the fridge.”

I don’t even bother answering. After two minutes of staring at the screen with a slightly disgusted expression, slumped on the couch, I groan and get up slowly. I walk to the kitchen and take some wine, bringing it to my lips to drink straight out of the bottle.

“Long day huh”, says Calum suddenly right behind me.

“Don’t you have a game to watch?”

He shrugs and opens the fridge.

“Half time.”


Calum closes the door and turns around to face me.

“I actually cooked dinner today, he tells me matter-of-factly.

“Good. I’ve never been so hungry”, I reply putting the bottle down and looking at the metal pot of pasta on the hob. I hoist myself on the counter and pick one from the pot.

“When are we eating”, I ask, glancing at Calum.

“Dunno, when you’re hungry I guess.”

“So like, now?”

He chuckles and shakes his head. I don’t see what’s so funny. I looked at him, annoyed.

“What’s the joke?”

Calum gets to me and stands between my legs.

“You’re a joke”

I roll my eyes at such a childish insult and he inches his face closer to mine.

“You annoy me”, I breath, my thoughts blurring and blurring more as his lips get closer to mine.

“Do I? Huh?”

He’s almost whispering now and with this he presses his lips on mine, shutting me up before I let out yet another stupid remark.
I don’t budge at first, letting him hold my waist and kiss me but shortly after my hands snake instinctively around his neck and I bring his face closer to mine, inclining my head to deepen the kiss.

He’s the one to pull back after minutes pass slowly and I casually open a near drawer to get myself a cigarette. I bring it between my lips and Calum takes out a lighter from his pocket to lights it for me. I take a long drag staring at him. His eyes are dark brown and intently locked on mine.

How does he irritate me so much?

I lean in like I would do for a kiss but breathe out into his parted mouth, letting the smoke drift past his lips inches from mine.

“Stop looking at me like this.”

He exhales, the smoke swirling off his lips with his eyes still fixed on mine and asks with a faint smirk on his face.

“What’s so up your ass today?”

He’s kind of really hot when he does that. That half smirk. I can’t help feeling a tad turned on. And so I tear my gaze from him and look out the window behind him instead, taking another puff from my cigarette.

“You are.”

“Not yet though.”

I can’t keep myself from smiling. Calum’s lips part quickly into a grin and he looks at me even closely.

“Did the mention of anal sex really succeed into putting a smile on your damn face?”

I playfully punch his shoulder to lean my forehead on it, sighing.

“You’re a dick.”

“I’m your dick.”

This time I laugh. He thinks he’s clever, this idiot. I’m just exhausted.

He kisses me again, but this time it’s soft and more…heartfelt. His lips taste of a mix of cigarette smoke and alcohol, a mix I’m quite used to now. They taste of him. We break apart and I slide down from the counter on my feet, handing him the lit cigarette.

“Here, can you finish this? I’m going to dress the table or something.”

Calum sighs, taking it between his fingers.

“You never finish those. Just don’t smoke them if you can’t go through the whole thing!”

“I’ll remember this next time.”

With this I turn my back to him to get plates but I still see him bring the cigarette to his mouth. This happens every time. If he’d refuse to smoke it I wouldn’t waste so many cigarettes but although he complains, he’s always the one who finishes my smokes when I can’t or don’t want to do it.

I get two plates out and turn around to put them on the counter but am almost knocked off my feet by Calum, rushing to the living room in panic.

“The game!!”

“You almost knocked me off you ass!”

I sigh loudly.

Sometimes I feel like among all the Marauders series I have going at least one should be canon compliant (beyond the two one-shots I’ve written.)

I could do a first war arc of some sort.

Rag Water

Wincest, shotgunning.

Dean had a job a few towns back in a crappy diner, he was supposed to be waiting tables but he ended up cleaning mostly. There he found the only thing he could relate to was the dirty mop water, greying and full, spilling over the sides to anyone who would notice.

His dad had turned to alcohol when he snapped, but for Dean that seemed too typical.

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D.Gray-man: Childhoold
For D.Gray-man countdown, not any specific promt. Just wanted to draw all these fantastic kids who suffered and survived against all odds.

Simon (miniminter) Imagine #1

Fandom: Sidemen

Requested: Nope

Warnings: None, just lots of cuteness

You wake up in Simon's bed with his arms around you and his head snuggled into your neck. You slowly move and get up whilst trying not to disturb him, and go into the room that is supposed to be yours (the one across the hall). You get dressed and start to do your make-up when you feel arms wrap around your waist. Simon puts his head on your shoulder, and you lock eyes in the mirror.

“Morning Y/N” he says in that morning voice you love. You tilt your head so it’s resting on his and fall into him a bit. 

“Morning Si” you reply.

“You’re so beautiful” he says whilst staring at your reflection in the mirror.

“You know, you’re pretty damn handsome yourself” You say while ruffling his undone hair. He kisses your cheek and then your temple.

“Do you want me to make you breakfast?” You ask him.

He nods and groggily says, “Yeah, but only if I get to help you.” He can’t wait for the meal you will cook.

“I wouldn't expect anything less.” you reply and he takes your hand and you go downstairs together to make breakfast.

AU where the SnK characters are actors and everyone goofs off on set Pt.2
  • Eren: *Scene where his getting eaten by a titan* *is holding the titans mouth open with his arms* is that some flesh i see in between your gums? let me get that for you. and a breath mint wouldn't hurt, if you are going to eat me at least-
  • Erwin: *scene where he is trying to get more people to join the scouting legion* *people start to walk away* YOU ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES!
  • Director: Erwin!! damn it!
  • Mikasa: *scene where she gives up on living* *pomegranate appears* oh my god! where did you get a pomegranate? they aren't even in season! *grabs it and starts to eat it* i don't want to die anymore.
  • Director: SOMEONE GET ME ANOTHER POMEGRANATE! and mikasa do not eat this one as well.
  • Annie: *scene where she starts to laugh really weird* *makes her voice deep* HA HA HA HA HA HUUUUHHAAAA- I AM YOUR FATHER EREN!
  • (mikasa, armin, and eren start to laugh)
  • Director: RE-SHOT!
  • Hange: *scene where eren asks about the experiment* HMM? *leans in closer to hit eren on the forehead*
  • Eren: OW! *laughs*
  • Hange: so sorry eren your forehead is just so hittable. *laughs*
  • Director: *sigh* re-shot!
  • Levi: *scene where his stomping on annies titan head* You did something huh? you bitch. you you you you bitch *starts to dance*
  • Director: Levi? seriously? re-shot!
  • Thug: *scene where he goes to open the door where eren is in* *opens it*
  • Eren: WAIT! THIS KNIFE IS HARD TO PUT ON THE STICK! UGHHH! just wait a minute, ill kill you right after i get this knife on the broom stick.
  • Thug: *starts to laugh* I GET TO LIVE *runs away*
  • Mikasa: yeah just leave me on the floor.......NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND!
  • Director: Im going to quit this job.

anonymous asked:

i would absolutely love a long list of smutty richonne fics if you wouldn't mind :)

Since you asked so nicely, I am sure I can oblige. Here are some smut-tastically smutty Richonne fics (that even have good plots):


Talk Dirty to Me

Something New by @pennylane714

Magic Stick by @ballads-in-the-bluegrass

Backdoor Exhibitionism by @ash-lee-can

May I Have Your Attention, Please by Colt and Katana


I’m Just Saying You Could Do Better

All I Want For Christmas is You by @cake-by-thepound

Richonne Lemon Shots by @blkgurlsmuse

A Demon Named Hope by ThatBlondeGuy 

Get Your Shit Together Grimes by @shipnation

Wasted by Appetence 

Here are some of my Richonne smut fics if you’re interested:

Richonne Adult Situations

Needs and Wants


Getting to Rick 

All Talk 


Days Gone Bye 

Holding Back 

NB: These are stories I have read (I only rec stuff I’ve read personally) but are not the sum of Richonne smut out there. If anyone has any others, please add to this. Thanks.

BTS vs Me
  • Me: sup, so do you mind posting some skinship, perverted, ship worthy, gay, horny, publicly unaccepted, extremely offensive for the teenage heart content?
  • Bts: that wouldn't be right
  • Me: whats not right is the fact that you are leaving us, mature fans, on the edge
  • Bts: younger fans...
  • Bts: yes....yes ma'm

It was time again for Haneul to give himself his monthly shot of testosterone. And while he would normally do it in the privacy of his own room, something about him wanted to be out in nature today. So he sat down under a tree and took a deep breath. He wasn’t wearing a shirt, so the scars from his double mastectomy were clearly visible as he filled the syringe up with his T. He had been doing this for almost two years now, but he could never get used to sticking himself. But he had to do it. So he took a deep breath and injected the testosterone into his thigh as he had been doing for a while. He didn’t notice that he had company.

"I wouldn't want you to get hurt" One Shot

Warnings: Fighting and swearing. 

Summary: Dean is being mean to the reader so she gets mad and they start fighting. He hurts her and makes her cry, it’s the first time he’s ever seen her cry. They both have feeling for each other. 


You had been friends with Dean ever since you were little. You had first met when Dean started going to your school. He wasn’t there for long but you had become friends in the short space of time that he was. You were always the quiet kid but he didn’t seem to care about that. On his first day, he became friends with you almost immediately and you both realized you had quite a lot in common. Dean stayed at your school for a few weeks and over that time, you had both become quite close and started hanging out outside of school.

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So while reading Mashima-en I found this one shot from 2003 called Magic Party. It’s about a girl who wants to be a real magician sent with a task to recover a certain book with her dragon friend (sounds familiar?).

Mashima gets bonus points for giving her zodiac summons as well.