i wouldn't try this if i were you

jchall110  asked:

Man I'm sorry everyone's being super dumb and cissexist. I got that post first thing when I read it. I'm a trans lesbian and lemme tell you the struggle of trying to find a sapphic girl who's willing to date me. You wouldn't believe how many people have told me "it's not gay if there's a dick involved". People are frickin dumb.

Right? It’s not fun. Hell, I’m not even particularly interested in dating, much less sex, but it kinda sucks to think that it’s mostly off the plate if I were. The effort of finding someone who might be interested is too great to bother with if it’s not a top priority.

anonymous asked:

Aw man, just seeing stripper bumblebee makes me think that knock out is a regular just to see that cute stud 👌🏻

autobots and decepticons have rival clubs always trying to one up each other but the autobot have their tiny dancer who is hard to beat , KO doesn’t really care which one he spends his nights at,  he falls for the bots’ cute strip tease stud , then finally KO hands in his notice with the cons and just gets the hell out of there ‘cause the cons were really just awful people and joins the bots crew Yep i like it  i’m in!

÷ Sentence Starters
  • "I was born inside a small town."
  • "Friends and family filled with envy when they should be filled with pride."
  • "And when the world's against me, is when I really come alive."
  • "I need to get in the right mind and clear myself up."
  • "I look in the mirror, questioning what I've become."
  • "I'm well aware of certain things that can destroy a man like me."
  • "I am happy on my own so here I'll stay."
  • "I used to think that nothing could be better than touring the world with my songs."
  • "I chased the picture perfect life, I think they painted it wrong."
  • "I think that money is the route of all evil, and fame is hell."
  • "Ain't nobody want to see you down in the dumps."
  • "You're living your dream and this should be fun."
  • "I beg you don't be disappointed with the man I've become."
  • "I guess you know I've been away."
  • "Where I'm heading, who knows?"
  • "My heart will stay the same."
  • "I was younger then."
  • "I found my heart and broke it here."
  • "I can't wait to go home."
  • "I miss the way you make me feel."
  • "We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill."
  • "Had my first kiss on a Friday night... I don't reckon I did it right."
  • "Maybe I came on too strong."
  • "Maybe I waited too long."
  • "Maybe I played my cards wrong."
  • "Baby I apologise for it."
  • "I've been known to give my all."
  • "Don't call me baby unless you mean it."
  • "Don't tell me you need me if you don't believe it."
  • "So let me know the truth before I dive right into you."
  • "You're a mystery."
  • "I have traveled the world and there's no other girl like you."
  • "What's your history?"
  • "Do you have a tendency to lead some people on? 'Cause I heard you do."
  • "The club isn't the best place to find a lover."
  • "Girl, you know I want your love."
  • "Your love was handmade for somebody like me."
  • "I may be crazy, don't mind me."
  • "Boy, let's not talk too much, grab on my waist and put that body on me."
  • "I'm in love with the shape of you."
  • "We push and pull like a magnet do."
  • "I'm in love with your body."
  • "Now my bedsheets smell like you."
  • "Although my heart is falling, too, I'm in love with your body."
  • "I never knew you were the someone waiting for me."
  • "We were just kids when we fell in love, not knowing what it was."
  • "I will not give you up this time."
  • "Darling, just kiss me slow."
  • "Darling, you look perfect tonight."
  • "Well I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know."
  • "She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I'll share her home."
  • "We are still kids, but we're so in love."
  • "I know we'll be alright this time."
  • "Be my girl, I'll be your man."
  • "I see my future in your eyes."
  • "I don't deserve this, darling, you look perfect tonight."
  • "I know I have met an angel in person."
  • "You look perfect tonight."
  • "Baby, I just want to dance."
  • "She shared a cigarette with me while her brother played the guitar."
  • "You know she beat me at darts and then she beat me at pool."
  • "She kissed me like there was nobody else in the room."
  • "I was holding her hand, her hand was holding mine."
  • "I swear I'm going to put you in a song that I write."
  • "You look happier."
  • "I saw that both your smiles were twice as wide as ours."
  • "Ain't nobody hurt you like I hurt you, but ain't nobody love you like I do."
  • "Promise that I will not take it personal if you're moving on with someone new."
  • "You look happier, you do, my friends told me one day I'll feel it, too."
  • "I'll smile to hide the truth, but I know I was happier with you."
  • "Everything's reminding me of you."
  • "You're happier, aren't you?"
  • "I know that there's others that deserve you, but my darling, I am still in love with you."
  • "I know I was happier with you."
  • "I knew one day you'd fall for someone new."
  • "If he breaks your heart like lovers do, just know that I'll be waiting here for you."
  • "Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means."
  • "But I heard he makes you happy so that's fine by me."
  • "I'm just keeping it real."
  • "I'll be trying not to double tap, from way back, cause I know that's where the trouble's at."
  • "Let me remind you of the days when you used to hold my hand and when we sipped champagne."
  • "I guess if you were Lois Lane, I wasn't superman, just a young boy trying to be loved."
  • "If it was meant to be, you wouldn't be calling me up trying to fuck."
  • "I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me."
  • "I know you're missing all this kind of love."
  • "In the back of the club kissing a boy that ain't him."
  • "You're still a young girl trying to be loved."
  • "When you're with him I know you're lonely."
  • "Please, remember you're still free, to make the choice and leave."
  • "She is the sweetest thing that I know."
  • "You should see the way she holds me when the lights go low."
  • "Oh we're in love, aren't we?"
  • "I feel safe when you're holding me near."
  • "Love the way that you conquer your fear."
  • "You know hearts don't break around here."
  • "Spent my summer time beside her, and the rest of the year the same."
  • "She is the lighthouse in the night that will safely guide me home."
  • "I'm not scared of passing over or the thought of growing old, because from now until I go, every night I'll kiss you."
  • "We could change this whole world with a piano."
  • "I'm just a boy with a one-man show."
  • "Love could change the world in a moment."
  • "The revolution's coming, it's a minute away."
  • "I know, I'm all for people following their dreams."
  • "The future's in the hands of you and me."
  • "You are the one, girl."
  • "How would you feel, if I told you I loved you?"
  • "So tell me that you love me, too."
  • "We were sat upon our best friend's roof, I had both of my arms round you, watching the sunrise replace the moon."
  • "We were sitting in a parked car, stealing kisses in the front yard."
  • "I'm in pieces, it's tearing me up."
  • "A heart that's broke is a heart that's been loved."
  • "I hope that I see the world as you did."
  • "A life with love is a life that's been lived."
  • "I've got two left feet and a bottle of red wine."
  • "We're going somewhere where the sun is shining bright."
  • "You're like something that God has sent me."
  • "I lost my shoes last night, I don't know where I put my keys."
  • "I get lonely and make mistakes from time to time."
  • "My heart is breaking at the seams and I'm coming apart now."
  • "Always say what's on your mind."
  • "I was twenty four years old when I met the woman I would call my own."
  • "Her daddy said, 'No, you can't marry my daughter.'"
  • "I'm gonna marry the woman I love."
  • "Never had I seen such beauty before."
  • "I never worried about the king and crown."
  • "I gave all my oxygen to people that could breath."
  • "I gave away my money and now we don't even speak."
  • "I drove miles and miles, but would you do the same for me."
  • "Life can get you down so I just numb the way it feels."
  • "I drown it with a drink and out of date prescription pills."
  • "All the ones that love me, they just left me on the shelf."
  • "So before I save someone else, I've got to save myself."
  • "I'm here again, between the devil and the danger."
  • "Before I blame someone else, I've got to save myself."
  • "Before I love someone else, I've got to love myself."

remember how during the year that never was that woman sold martha out, but when things were back to normal martha brought her flowers because she understood why she did it and still respected her

even as so much of the fandom was hating on martha like mad, martha jones herself refused to villainize other women for the choices they made in difficult circumstances. and the more brilliant and badass and wonderful martha is, the sadder it makes people look for hating on her.

Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back
  • Yang: *leans over the bunk and looks down at Blake who is reading* hey Blake...
  • Blake: *doesn't look up* yes Yang?
  • Yang: have you....have you ever wondered what it's like to kiss a girl?
  • Blake: *now curious looks up at yang* what brought this on?
  • Yang: I dunno, you talked about having a partner in the white fang but that can mean anything. Like were you romantically involved?
  • Blake: *looks away* yes but it was a bad relationship.
  • Yang: *frowns before jumping off her bunk to sit on the edge of Blake's bed* sorry I didn't mean to bring up bad memories.
  • Blake: it's ok.
  • Yang: *rubs the fabric of the blanket between her fingers* so have you ever wondered what it's like to kiss a girl?
  • Blake: *looks at Yang again* a few times, what about you?
  • Yang: *chuckles and rubs the back of her neck* I've kissed a few girls before.
  • Blake: *raises an eyebrow* then why ask me if I wondered what it would be like?
  • Yang: *blushes* umm....well if....if you were ever curious....I'm willing to....uh be a...test run for you...
  • Blake: *blushes faintly* I....thank you yang.
  • Yang: y-yeah just ask anytime you want to give it a try ok *smiles at Blake and gets up to go back on her bunk*
  • Blake: *grabs yang's wrist blushing harder* I'm....I'm rather curious now. So if you wouldn't mind....
  • Yang: *looks back at blake and sits back on the edge of the bed* sure...but I won't force you to do it. You can back out any time.
  • Blake: *moves her book aside and sits closer to yang*
  • Yang: *slowly reaches out to cup Blake's cheek sending reassuring messages that is no rush*
  • Blake: *smiles slightly and leans in close enough that their noses touch*
  • Yang: *whispers* remember any time
  • Blake: *chuckles* you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat. *closes the gap and kisses Yang*
  • Yang: *hums obviously enjoying the kiss and kisses Blake back*
  • Blake: *pulls away* but satisfaction brought it back.
  • Yang: *grins* glad it was satisfying. So uh now I got another question for you.
  • Blake: oh?
  • Yang: would you...would you like to go out for dinner and a movie this weekend?
  • Blake: *smiles* it's a date.
first meeting starters
  • 1: "I think I may have seen you before..."
  • 2: "Hey! Watch it!"
  • 3: "Oh my god are you okay?"
  • 4: "Have we met...?"
  • 5: "Were you at that one party?"
  • 6: "Remember me?"
  • 7: "I know you don't know me but I love your shirt."
  • 8: "Quick, pretend to look like you're talking to me."
  • 9: "Hey, is that your dog?"
  • 10: "Service takes forever here."
  • 11: "Don't mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?"
  • 12: "I wouldn't sit there if I were you."
  • 13: "This is gonna be a long plane ride."
  • 14: "Can you turn that music down?"
  • 15: "People are trying to sleep!"
  • 16: "I'm your new neighbour."
  • 17: "Is that who I think it is?"
  • 18: "Be quiet!"
  • 19: "Is that your son/daughter?"
  • 20: "I've read about you."

anonymous asked:

No offense, but maybe you should focus on making your mods available for all races instead of trying to shove your oc and fic down everyone's throat.You keep acting like its going to be the next looking glass or message sent or something, but its not. If it were, you wouldn't have to try so hard. And look at people with popular ocs. People ask about them and draw them because they are interesting, not because their muns are begging for attention with ask memes.

(cont.)

Again, not trying to be mean, just saying you’d be better off focusing on the things people care about instead of trying to make them like your oc.


Hey anon, welcome to my blog! If my title gives you any indication, I love Lavellans. Adaars and Trevs and Cadashes and completely non-canon characters are all amazing too, but I am unapologetic about my soft spot. 

I’m really sorry I haven’t had a chance to convert my mods for use by other races yet! I do intend to try to figure it out, but I’ve actually never done it before and am not totally sure how. 

But why are all my mods EF? Each mod takes me weeks, since I painstakingly adjust every angle vertex-by-vertex. Because they take so long, I actually make them for Avira first, then share them in case anyone else wants to use them, too. I know that seems self-centered. It is. It’s almost as though I am doing this for free in my limited free time.

As I’ve said before, I always welcome feedback on how I could make my blog a better experience for my followers. That being said, messages like this do not exactly motivate me to drop everything to accommodate your requests.  @feynites​ and @aicosu​ are both mutuals of mine and wonderful people, and I am sure they don’t appreciate you using their well-earned successes to denigrate a small-scale content creator.

I promote my fic because I’ve been working really hard on it, and it’s something that I am quite proud of. I know I don’t have a huge reader base, but I value each and every one of them because I enjoy sharing the world that I am building. The power of stories is in their telling, after all. 

And as much time as I’ve spent on the fic, I’ve spent even more developing Avira. I am disappointed that you don’t find her as interesting as I do! If you have any more specific thoughts on how to improve her or her character page, again, I am willing to listen.

I use ask memes because they give people a framework through which to discuss our characters. Anecdotally, I’ve had the experience where I see an oc on my dash that I want to know more about, but I’ve had no idea where to start.   To me, the love and care people pour into their OCs is what makes the DA fandom so great. I want to get to know other people’s ocs, and I want them to get to know mine. And I will absolutely not apologize for that.

So anyway, here’s Avira’s page, and here’s Uprising. I am very fond of both. If you are not interested in hearing about either, feel free to blacklist them.

Sneak Peak...

Sneak peak at ‘Bullet With Butterfly Wings”

Lucifer x Reader smut (preview is clean)


Originally posted by weallneedcastiel


“The little mouse emerges once the bird of prey has gone, only to find that serpent still beside her” the faceless voice said mockingly, leaning forward to the bars so you could see the silhouette of his face.

You eyed him, trying to make out any of his features, though little was discernible.

“If you knew I was here, why didn’t you tell Crowley?” you asked, taking a small step towards him as you glanced back at the door.

“Now, why would I want to do that?” he replied, infuriatingly answering your question with another question. Though you couldn’t see his face, you got the impression that he was mocking you as you could almost hear the grin in his words.

Feeling aggravated, your snark slipped into your words before you could reign it in, “Boy, you must have done something really bad to earn a personal cage in Hell.” You cocked your head, fixing him with a glare as you kept your distance, while still trying to make out his figure. Something shimmered and danced behind him, presumably a spell of some kind. This guy was clearly bad news but your feet still slipped closer toward him.

“Watch your tone” he bit back. Even behind bars the threat in his voice was heavy and the words shook you.

The air around him seemed cluttered, it wasn’t a spell or like anything you’d seen before, it was more like a translucent mass hung around him. Your brows furrowed as you got closer still, trying to squint your eyes and tilt your head, thinking maybe you would see what it was from a different angle. The chain around his neck jangled as he shifted and you froze in place. You were still at least ten feet from the cage, leery about getting any closer. You had no idea who or what you were dealing with, and you were no hunter. Typically you stuck to research while leaving the dirty work to the Winchesters.

“You mentioned Sam and Dean,” you recalled, having thought of the boys reminding you to his comment. The dim lighting was beginning to frustrate you as you paced back and forth like a caged tiger, growing desperate to figure out what was around him. Your curiosity had always been your weakness, which was perhaps how you ended up in Hell in the first place.

“What a flaw in design that you apes are such curious little things. Needing answers to questions that have no real relevance…” he trailed off, watching you as you studied him. There was a deep seeded anger buried in his voice and you couldn’t help but wonder who wronged him so severely to have caused it.

“Would you hurt me if I came closer?” you posed, stopping your pacing to turn and face him, noting that the space between had dwindled to less than 3 feet, though you didn’t recall consciously doing so.

“Would you trust my answer if I gave you one?” he replied, tilting his head like he spoke to a child, and though he was still seated, leaning towards the bars of his cage, you still felt small before him.

Rolling his question over in your mind, you felt yourself drawn to trust him, though you had no logical reason to. Regardless, you were skeptical, and trust was a foolish game to play.

“Not if you told me you wouldn't” you replied, almost embarrassed by your answer. The feeling in your gut compelled you to speak the truth, though your brain pleaded with you to not be so rash.

“If I were able, you would have been dead long before you even realized I was here” he said coolly, though you got the impression he was more trying to scare you than being truthful.

“But you’re not able” you reckoned, not so much as a question as a statement of fact, looking at him a little more closely and seeing just how bound he was in the tiny cage.

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anonymous asked:

Re: Georgi being good with makeup, he may look ridiculous in his short program, but that's precisely the effect he's trying to achieve. Technically great, but he has zero taste. So if Victor were to tell him to hide the bruise, he has the ability to do that, but I wouldn't ask him to plan my wedding makeup, for example.

Yeah, right???
I think that he’s got enough skill to cover up a bruise o3o
Like, I wouldn’t trust his taste in how you should do your eyeshadow or something XD
But I think he knows foundation :D
Omg, yeah, would not trust Georgi to do Victor’s wedding make up XD
It would turn out very hunger game-ish

  • Ruby: So you two are dating, right?
  • Yang/Blake: *Both spray their drinks out and stare at Ruby whilw muttering.* Huh?
  • Ruby: You two. Dating. *Ruby motioning her hands together.* Each other. Correct?
  • Blake: *Both Yang and Blake look at each other, searching their partners eyes before looking away with a blush.* It's... complicated.
  • Yang: We... We're going through some things Ruby.
  • Ruby: But you both love each other right?
  • Yang: Well... I mean... *Yang began before going silent with a nod.*
  • Blake: *Oddly though, upon seeing this Blake's cat ear shot straight up as she looked at Yang with some surprise.* Wait what? Y-you... With me?
  • Yang: Oh come on Blake. You know I do.
  • Blake: B-but why? I left when you needed me.
  • Ruby: That reminds me.
  • Blake: OW! Why did you kick!?
  • Ruby: Making Yang cry every night?
  • Yang: RUBY!! Don't tell her that!!
  • Blake: Oh God. Yang... I am so sorry.
  • Yang: It's fine.
  • Blake: No its not, Yang. I betrayed you.
  • Yang: You were trying to protect me.
  • Blake: But I didn't tell you!
  • Yang: You think I would have let you leave if you did?
  • Blake: No but I wouldn't be able to leave if I did.
  • Yang: Why?
  • Blake: Because I love you too.
  • Yang: *Yang lightly gasped before tackling Blake with a hug.* Blakey... I love you too.
  • Ruby: So Dating then?

anonymous asked:

So I'm a fat trans guy. Before I had top surgery, one of my doctors had to make sure I knew the surgery wouldn't solve all my life problems. But he kinda gave me whiplash when he suggested I lose weight despite my objections that dieting doesn't work long-term. He scolded me, telling me to look at it as "lifestyle changes". But if losing breasts won't solve my problems, why will losing 20 lbs? It feels like a punishment when I want to try and be at peace with my own body.

So your surgeon was transphobic and fat phobic. Double yuck. I’m sorry you were subjected to that. It is so much harder to cope with bigotry when you are vulnerable… ya know, like when you are about to undergo surgery.

Your body is just fine the size that it is. You deserve to be at peace, and I hope you get there. 

capricornmom  asked:

No, I fucking know you are. It's 2017. Harry and Louis haven't even been close friends for at least two years. Harry, in the middle of his solo debut, wouldn't take the fucking time to tweet something that fucking stupid because LARRY. ISNT. REAL. like honestly all of you can fuck off. you're delusional psychopaths who have been brain washed by the Internet and I hope you get the help you need. Anyways.... STREAM SOTT ON SPOTIFY

I love when people forget to hit anon hahahah

this makes it a lot more fun

ETA bc you’re a coward (again) and blocked me:

You should be ashamed for trying and /failing/ to send someone anon hate lmao.. like.. dude…. dude

I’d be so embarrassed if I was you, at least if you were trying to own being a piece of shit i’d be like “eh at least they’re not a coward” but this… you’re basically like “not only am I an asshole but I’m a dumb asshole and I’m proud of it :)”

  • Paddy: Who's getting married?
  • Robert: Me. To Aaron. Today.
  • Chas: You haven't told Paddy?
  • Robert: I thought you'd blow the surprise.
  • Paddy: This is insane.
  • Robert: I knew you wouldn't cheer us down the aisle.
  • Chas: I thought you were starting to accept them. You even got them Christmas prezzies.
  • Paddy: Yes, to show Aaron I was trying! This... Marriage? To him?
  • Robert: You knew this was coming.
  • Paddy: I thought I had time.
  • Robert: What? Time to change his mind about me?
  • Paddy: No. Time for you to mess up again. Change it for him.
  • Robert: It's never gonna happen.
  • Paddy: Aaron will be sentenced tomorrow.
  • Chas: Yeah, it's kind of the idea, Pads.
  • Paddy: You think a shotgun wedding to Mr Shifty's going to help, do you?
  • Chas: Aaron loves Mr Shifty.
  • Robert: I'm not Mr... I'm not after your blessing any more. But Aaron will need you there for him.
  • Paddy: I'm sorry, I can't just sit by and watch him throw his life away on that.
  • Robert: Well, stay away, then. It's not like you were ever there for Aaron when it matters any more.

anonymous asked:

i feel like yoda's speech pattern would give him away, but anakin being anakin wouldn't realize until one night he rants to Obi-Wan and shows him like: "look obi-wan! look how wrong they are!" and obi-wan is like.... "Anakin show master yoda some respect and also, why are there so many posts about "shipping" you and I together? " anakin: "gtg"

Hahahahahahaha, so I actually was thinking about this last night when we were all posting about this, because I figured Yoda would probably try to mask his unique way of speaking – at least initially – for his fanfic (I mean, he’s a Respected Elder Jedi; he doesn’t want everyone to know he’s writing it at first. Later, when it becomes a Thing, he kind of wishes he could reveal that he’s the author, haha.) 

So I absolutely love the idea that eventually Yoda stops trying to hide his identity at all as he and Anakin yell at each other online, and everyone knows it’s Yoda. Except Anakin, of course. Because of course he doesn’t. 

(Also whatever, Kenobi, we all know you love it. He leaves kudos on everything Anakin posts.) 

anonymous asked:

I had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse and I was in an empty McDonalds with you 4?? Amy was complaining that we wouldn't let her have a nap, I was physically restraining Jamie because she wanted to go out and fight the zombies and Caitlin and Justin were trying to come up with a plan to escape whilst also trying to keep Amy awake

Naps are nice.

-Amy (Hufflepuff)

selfinjust  asked:

you're funny ?? and actually a goddess ?? how is that possible ? anyways i just thought you were cool and that it wouldn't hurt to compliment you ok it actually could hurt bc I'm awkward when trying to make friends omo bye :>>>>

S T O P  I DON’T DESERVE ANY COMPLIMENTS!!! (and I’m kinda awkward too, hi there friend)

themosthumanpower-deactivated20  asked:

Can you do either an imagine or HC list of the reader wanting to wear newts shirt but she is just a bit too curvy for the buttons? Newt is so slender, I know I wouldn't fit into his clothes and it makes me feel kinda bad, can you write one where newt likes the reader better without clothes anyways so they shouldn't feel bad that his shirt won't button? Please?

Of course. (Friendly reminder: I’m only finishing up those already in my inbox.)

Master list


-Newt could tell you wanted to lounge around in his clothing, he caught you one time trying to pull his shirt around your body.
-But, you weren’t as slim as the wizard, you were much curvier, and you’d be lucky if you could even fit a breast in there.
-It made you feel a tad awful sometimes, because society had implanted the idea that the woman should always be the smaller one.
-Newt hated that you thought that way though, and even though he enjoyed the sight of you trying to squeeze your chest into his shirt, giving you quite the cleavage, he would always pry it right off of you.
-“My love, what on earth are you doing?” Newt threw the shirt away, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind.
-“I just…” You wanted to cry a bit, but the wizard hushed you, kissing you softly on the shoulder and smiling.
-“You know, darling…” Newt trailed his hands up your sides, pecking you on the cheek as he spoke.
-“You’re much better without clothes anyway.”

Originally posted by officially-a-magizoologist

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enthusiasticgoldfish  asked:

Um...aave is African American Vernacular English. Not just African if that was what they were trying to get at. Its a dialect of American English. And these terms have become mainstream through social media and memes lately. I don't see why you can't use it. As long as you aren't being rude or mocking it in anyway then you're fine tbh. I mean if you use it weirdly it would be awkward but, I wouldn't say you can't use it.

Ty for clarifying it!! no ofc I wouldn’t use it in a weird way or smt ;;;;;
Ok guys lets stop talking about this;;; i got like 20 messages about this in 2 minutes ;;;;;;; like idk lets talk about the dact that BTS is going to win BBMA like wow I’m proud of us

Dave Malloy Musicals graded only on Historical Accuracy
  • Preludes: First of all it seems rather stupid to have phones and espresso makers in early 20th century Russia, second of all Tsar Nicholas's costume is wholly inaccurate to the actual wear of royalty in the day. Similarly, Natalya should be wearing a skirt, not pants, and Dahl was firstly a man but secondly would not show up at Rach's house in a cardigan and jeans. Otherwise good job. 6/10
  • Great Comet: What's with all the punk garb? terribly inaccurate. Same goes with the beards and random Knights Templar sashes. Also the sparkles on Helene and Marya D.'s costumes. The chandeliers are very avant-garde, nothing like the time and I doubt anyone would wear a uniform as shiny as Anatole's in any context, but certainly not for battle. 5/10
  • Three Pianos: I don't know what you're doing but let me tell you that men in Schubert's time would not hand xylophones from the ceiling little pings at convenient intervals, also the use of projection technology. bad. 3/10
  • Beowulf: I thought you'd realize there were no accordions, guitars, or pianos in medieval Scandinavia. If you want an authentic sound you need harps, horns, and skin drums. In addition, considering you wrote an ENTIRE SHOW about RPG CHARACTERS I would expect you knew they wouldn't drink beer out of GLASSES!!! 0/10
  • Beardo: ashkdfgjfd first of all Rasputin didn't go running around St. Petersburg in a tank top with a guitar. Alexandra didn't wear fifteen strands of pearls on a daily basis nor would she go around shaking her butt in an almost strapless body-hugging pink dress with a CORDLESS MICROPHONE. Needless to say I don't know what you were trying to do here -100000000000/10