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gcnnyweasleys  asked:

ok i'm a bit confused on the whole peter is a trans boy thing?? please don't think i'm being rude or anything i'm just curious bc i don't know much ab it. if he were just starting to transition how would his body be so muscular / wouldn't he have to wear a binder ?? esp if he's only 15 i mean teens don't usually get surgery that young do they ?? again i promise i'm not trying to be hateful if i am pls tell me !! i'm just curious (i know it's a hc but still lol)

honestly it’s probably best if you don’t read too deeply into it, because at the end of the day peter parker being trans is just a headcanon

however, it is a headcanon that i’d like to justify further. so;

1) how would his body be so muscular?

trans people, like cis people, have many different body types independent of their age and sex assigned at birth. a muscular 15yo is not unreasonable, even if that character is trans boy / dfab. hell, there are plenty of cis girls who are muscular at that age. 

this is Isis Holt. she’s 15.

this is Tessa Barresi. she’s 16.

both of them are teens and have a more arguably “athletic” build than tom holland’s portrayal of spider-man, and neither of them have a super-powered spider bite and/or depo-testosterone to help increase their musculature! 

wouldn’t he have to wear a binder ?

this is a common misconception. yes, most trans men do wear binders when they are pre-op. however, it is possible for a trans boy to have no visible chest tissue before undergoing top surgery. 

we see peter in civil war while he is presenting as male and is (presumably) 14 or 15 years old. if peter began to ‘medically transition’ before civil war, it is very possible that he would have no breast tissue to speak of!

aside from that, trans youth exist: some as young as five years old. many of them are put on blockers around the ages of 12-15 so they do not undergo natal puberty. here is an article detailing hormone blockers. if peter began identifying as trans even younger in his life and got put on blockers, he would never undergo ‘female’ puberty in the first place!

not to mention, plenty of people who are designated female at birth never grow large breasts. 

above is a photo of an adult cis woman with no prominent breast tissue. also, the chances of being flat chested increase amongst lower body-fat percentages. because peter is such a skinny kid, even if he did grow a chest it would likely still be small. plenty of dfab people are flat chested, with or without hormone blockers / surgery.

this is ty turner! he had already finished natal puberty when he came out and started T as a late teenager. even so, he still does not need to bind!!

plus, if peter began testosterone at 14~15 (which is legal in New York with adult consent), his physique would be different.

this is mack beggs. at the time of that photo, he was 17 and approx. 1 year and 4 months on testosterone. he is also pre-op and is still flat-chested.

he’s only 15 i mean teens don’t usually get surgery that young do they? 

this is definitely an important point. yes- it is very, very, very unlikely that a trans man will receive surgery at that age. still, it is not outside the realm of possibility. most transmasc people don’t have surgery at that age because:

  • they haven’t developed a chest yet, so surgery is not necessary
  • they started hormones/blockers young and will never need top surgery
  • they don’t have parental support
  • they don’t have the financial means to get top surgery

let me be clear here– it is much more likely that peter was on blockers or just too young to have visible breasts when he transitioned. however, it is still possible that he had top surgery. in the US, it is legal for a minor to have top surgery with the consent of a guardian. Aunt May could’ve given him the greenlight to do it.

and as far as financial obligations go, if peter needed top surgery, do you really think his adopt-a-dad & billionare tony stark would hesitate? he spent millions on peter’s suit! if peter wanted top surgery, tony definitely would’ve shelled out the $6-10k it would’ve cost (and that’s without insurance). 

Originally posted by ohh-bloodyhell

tldr; yes, it’s still possible that peter could be trans. 

my personal headcanon is that he started T at 14, but never developed breasts before then because he was such a skinny dude. however, it is also possible that he was on blockers as a kid or that he underwent top surgery! it’s a headcanon that is completely open for interpretation, so have fun with it. i just wanted to lay out some Trans Facts™ over what is technically possible.

have fun!!

  • naruto: *whispers* sasuke
  • naruto: sasukeeehh
  • naruto: sasuke?
  • naruto: okay he's definitely asleep
  • naruto: now I can finally do it... nice and easy... just this once and then I'll be able to stop thinking about it. un, un, good plan.
  • naruto: *leans in, blushing* just a little more
  • sasuke: *eyes still closed* dobe
  • naruto: ah! wha- wha- who, me?
  • sasuke: what are you doing
  • naruto: huh?
  • sasuke: you said, 'now I can finally do it'
  • sasuke: what are you trying to do
  • naruto: wait, you were awake? you heard me? why the hell didn't you say anything, bastard!
  • sasuke: *glares*
  • naruto: okay, geez I was just- um, there was a bug
  • sasuke: where
  • naruto: on your lip
  • naruto: and you see, you see, since you were sleeping so peacefully, I didn't want to disturb you
  • naruto: so I was- I was trying to squish it
  • naruto: gently
  • naruto: with my lips
  • naruto: because- to be- so you wouldn't wake up
  • naruto: but you were awake the whole time, and then you talked and now the bug is gone so- it's not- I don't have to do it anymore
  • sasuke: naruto, you...
  • naruto: hm?
  • sasuke: idiot
  • sasuke: you are a terrible liar
  • naruto: hey!
  • sasuke: and if you really wanted to kiss me, you could have tried asking
  • naruto: uh... I wasn-
  • sasuke: *raises eyebrow*
  • naruto: fine, you caught me
  • naruto: okay sasuke, since you told me to ask, um
  • naruto: can I kiss you?
  • sasuke: no
  • sasuke: now go back to sleep, loser
first meeting starters
  • 1: "I think I may have seen you before..."
  • 2: "Hey! Watch it!"
  • 3: "Oh my god are you okay?"
  • 4: "Have we met...?"
  • 5: "Were you at that one party?"
  • 6: "Remember me?"
  • 7: "I know you don't know me but I love your shirt."
  • 8: "Quick, pretend to look like you're talking to me."
  • 9: "Hey, is that your dog?"
  • 10: "Service takes forever here."
  • 11: "Don't mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?"
  • 12: "I wouldn't sit there if I were you."
  • 13: "This is gonna be a long plane ride."
  • 14: "Can you turn that music down?"
  • 15: "People are trying to sleep!"
  • 16: "I'm your new neighbour."
  • 17: "Is that who I think it is?"
  • 18: "Be quiet!"
  • 19: "Is that your son/daughter?"
  • 20: "I've read about you."
TDA Characters at the Airport (with Kit as their guide)
  • (This would never happen because portals exist, but just let me have fun)
  • Kieran: *going through security* "It is very forward of you to be asking me to take off my shoes and jacket when there's so many people around"
  • Emma: fought TSA because they wouldn't let her bring Cortana on the plane. Cristina had to do damage control while Julian went to check the sword back at the luggage counter at the front of the airport
  • Julian: "what do you mean I have to put this in a suitcase? You were here when I checked nine suitcases earlier, you think I have any spare ones lying around???" Somehow convinces the lady to check the sword anyways
  • Cristina: trying to keep track of everyone and makes sure no one forgets their things anywhere. Julian greatly appreciates the help.
  • Mark: is sorta disappointed because he expected the plane to be more like flying with the wild hunt, but instead he's confined in a metal cylinder that barely feels like it's moving, he can't feel the wind and the sky around him, and he can't see anything but clouds
  • Livvy: comforts Ty and keeps reassuring him that the plane will be landing in an hour and the pilots know what they're doing
  • Kit: "I bet I can fly one of these bad boys. Does anyone dare me to sneak into the cockpit?" Is very chill about the whole journey, comfortable with the whole ordeal, he flew on a plane like once
  • Ty: *while everyone panics about the plane rocking about* "did you know that increases in carbon dioxide in the atmosphere are increasing the number of turbulence incidents?"
  • Dru: once again stuck with the task of watching Tavvy and making sure he doesn't get left somewhere
  • Tavvy: squirms a lot in his seat and giggles while looking out the window. He points at all the clouds and tells Dru about the shapes they make

remember how during the year that never was that woman sold martha out, but when things were back to normal martha brought her flowers because she understood why she did it and still respected her

even as so much of the fandom was hating on martha like mad, martha jones herself refused to villainize other women for the choices they made in difficult circumstances. and the more brilliant and badass and wonderful martha is, the sadder it makes people look for hating on her.

anonymous asked:

Hello there! I've been trying to get into the SwapFell universe for a while, but I'm still kinda stumped on the character's personalities? People don't draw too much of it, but I'm lovin' the purple universe, and it's a shame I don't know jackshite on it. You seem to know most about it, so if it wouldn't be a bother, fill me in? Thank you!

I’m really glad you’re trying to get into Swapfell (KH)!! Honestly I really love the au myself, but it is indeed pretty hard to get a grasp of. I still have problems thinking about their personalities too and i’ve even had more info about them haha!!
(I also saw floating around people were giving papyrus the nickname Cash, which I thought was really neat ! >w<)

Remember! (KH) Swapfell is a universe set in a post neutral run of Underswap. 

Papyrus is really rude/apathetic to the human, but he’ll help them out with whatever as long as he gets money from them. It’s very important to note that his right eye is in fact blind, as he and sans discusses it. Sans is aware of this.

Quoted phrases/words he uses:
(things he calls the human): “bucko”, “snotface”, “human”
Still very much puns a lot.

Sans is extremely violent, basically the other monsters are scared of the skeleton brothers and Sans especially. Still has a bit of “innocence” in certain aspects. He shows this when he says he’s going to capture you and bring you to Alphys but he doesn’t know what will happen. His guess is decapitation. He also isn’t positive you are a human at first, like in traditional UNDERTALE. Sans isn’t aware of Papyrus’ ability to take a “shortcut”.

Quoted phrases/words he uses:
Doesn’t necessarily swear but uses things like “SCREW YOU”, “FOR HECK’S SAKE”
Always calls his brother demeaning phrases. Papyrus doesn’t really care and humors him.
Hates puns.

Couple things to note… in scripture, at the point where you meet Papyrus in UNDERTALE, is the same place where you meet Sans. Before meeting sans of course, Papyrus comes up behind you.
“Human. Don’t you know how to treat your new pal?
Just hand over your filthy wad of money, that’s all it takes.”
You give him all of the money you have, to which he complains.
“…? What. That’s all you’ve got? Darn it, today’s the worst. Make sure you carry around some more next time, ya little snotface.”

After speaking with him and moving across the bridge, a boulder suddenly strikes down and crushes the bridge. One of sans’ traps Papyrus muses, saying there are heaps more where that came from.

Onto meeting sans:

You hide behind a sentry station instead of a lamp. There is apparently the smell of rotting sandwiches you complain about, which Sans have made for Papyrus.
Papyrus quotes: “Those taste like cheese stuck between dirty socks. Would you believe me if I told you those smell like fruits when freshly served?”
It seems like scent and presentation is important to Sans but actual taste is….. extremely lacking. Figures.
After meeting sans you are able to pay Papyrus money (however this doesn’t make sense because you give all of your money to Papyrus when first meeting him??????????) to skip all of the traps (yes traps, not puzzles.) between this point and the part of the game where you solve the ice puzzle and slide to the right with snow on your head.

Hopefully this visual helps.
Sans is flabberghasted that you got past his traps so easily… and so fast too!! “YOU SLIPPERY SNAIL!”. (I thought him quoting this was rather cute)

If you don’t pay Papyrus, it’s stated that you will undoubtedly die in the next area.

Hopefully this was a good chunk of info that I could give you!!

anonymous asked:

Aw man, just seeing stripper bumblebee makes me think that knock out is a regular just to see that cute stud 👌🏻

autobots and decepticons have rival clubs always trying to one up each other but the autobot have their tiny dancer who is hard to beat , KO doesn’t really care which one he spends his nights at,  he falls for the bots’ cute strip tease stud , then finally KO hands in his notice with the cons and just gets the hell out of there ‘cause the cons were really just awful people and joins the bots crew Yep i like it  i’m in!

÷ Sentence Starters
  • "I was born inside a small town."
  • "Friends and family filled with envy when they should be filled with pride."
  • "And when the world's against me, is when I really come alive."
  • "I need to get in the right mind and clear myself up."
  • "I look in the mirror, questioning what I've become."
  • "I'm well aware of certain things that can destroy a man like me."
  • "I am happy on my own so here I'll stay."
  • "I used to think that nothing could be better than touring the world with my songs."
  • "I chased the picture perfect life, I think they painted it wrong."
  • "I think that money is the route of all evil, and fame is hell."
  • "Ain't nobody want to see you down in the dumps."
  • "You're living your dream and this should be fun."
  • "I beg you don't be disappointed with the man I've become."
  • "I guess you know I've been away."
  • "Where I'm heading, who knows?"
  • "My heart will stay the same."
  • "I was younger then."
  • "I found my heart and broke it here."
  • "I can't wait to go home."
  • "I miss the way you make me feel."
  • "We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill."
  • "Had my first kiss on a Friday night... I don't reckon I did it right."
  • "Maybe I came on too strong."
  • "Maybe I waited too long."
  • "Maybe I played my cards wrong."
  • "Baby I apologise for it."
  • "I've been known to give my all."
  • "Don't call me baby unless you mean it."
  • "Don't tell me you need me if you don't believe it."
  • "So let me know the truth before I dive right into you."
  • "You're a mystery."
  • "I have traveled the world and there's no other girl like you."
  • "What's your history?"
  • "Do you have a tendency to lead some people on? 'Cause I heard you do."
  • "The club isn't the best place to find a lover."
  • "Girl, you know I want your love."
  • "Your love was handmade for somebody like me."
  • "I may be crazy, don't mind me."
  • "Boy, let's not talk too much, grab on my waist and put that body on me."
  • "I'm in love with the shape of you."
  • "We push and pull like a magnet do."
  • "I'm in love with your body."
  • "Now my bedsheets smell like you."
  • "Although my heart is falling, too, I'm in love with your body."
  • "I never knew you were the someone waiting for me."
  • "We were just kids when we fell in love, not knowing what it was."
  • "I will not give you up this time."
  • "Darling, just kiss me slow."
  • "Darling, you look perfect tonight."
  • "Well I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know."
  • "She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I'll share her home."
  • "We are still kids, but we're so in love."
  • "I know we'll be alright this time."
  • "Be my girl, I'll be your man."
  • "I see my future in your eyes."
  • "I don't deserve this, darling, you look perfect tonight."
  • "I know I have met an angel in person."
  • "You look perfect tonight."
  • "Baby, I just want to dance."
  • "She shared a cigarette with me while her brother played the guitar."
  • "You know she beat me at darts and then she beat me at pool."
  • "She kissed me like there was nobody else in the room."
  • "I was holding her hand, her hand was holding mine."
  • "I swear I'm going to put you in a song that I write."
  • "You look happier."
  • "I saw that both your smiles were twice as wide as ours."
  • "Ain't nobody hurt you like I hurt you, but ain't nobody love you like I do."
  • "Promise that I will not take it personal if you're moving on with someone new."
  • "You look happier, you do, my friends told me one day I'll feel it, too."
  • "I'll smile to hide the truth, but I know I was happier with you."
  • "Everything's reminding me of you."
  • "You're happier, aren't you?"
  • "I know that there's others that deserve you, but my darling, I am still in love with you."
  • "I know I was happier with you."
  • "I knew one day you'd fall for someone new."
  • "If he breaks your heart like lovers do, just know that I'll be waiting here for you."
  • "Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means."
  • "But I heard he makes you happy so that's fine by me."
  • "I'm just keeping it real."
  • "I'll be trying not to double tap, from way back, cause I know that's where the trouble's at."
  • "Let me remind you of the days when you used to hold my hand and when we sipped champagne."
  • "I guess if you were Lois Lane, I wasn't superman, just a young boy trying to be loved."
  • "If it was meant to be, you wouldn't be calling me up trying to fuck."
  • "I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me."
  • "I know you're missing all this kind of love."
  • "In the back of the club kissing a boy that ain't him."
  • "You're still a young girl trying to be loved."
  • "When you're with him I know you're lonely."
  • "Please, remember you're still free, to make the choice and leave."
  • "She is the sweetest thing that I know."
  • "You should see the way she holds me when the lights go low."
  • "Oh we're in love, aren't we?"
  • "I feel safe when you're holding me near."
  • "Love the way that you conquer your fear."
  • "You know hearts don't break around here."
  • "Spent my summer time beside her, and the rest of the year the same."
  • "She is the lighthouse in the night that will safely guide me home."
  • "I'm not scared of passing over or the thought of growing old, because from now until I go, every night I'll kiss you."
  • "We could change this whole world with a piano."
  • "I'm just a boy with a one-man show."
  • "Love could change the world in a moment."
  • "The revolution's coming, it's a minute away."
  • "I know, I'm all for people following their dreams."
  • "The future's in the hands of you and me."
  • "You are the one, girl."
  • "How would you feel, if I told you I loved you?"
  • "So tell me that you love me, too."
  • "We were sat upon our best friend's roof, I had both of my arms round you, watching the sunrise replace the moon."
  • "We were sitting in a parked car, stealing kisses in the front yard."
  • "I'm in pieces, it's tearing me up."
  • "A heart that's broke is a heart that's been loved."
  • "I hope that I see the world as you did."
  • "A life with love is a life that's been lived."
  • "I've got two left feet and a bottle of red wine."
  • "We're going somewhere where the sun is shining bright."
  • "You're like something that God has sent me."
  • "I lost my shoes last night, I don't know where I put my keys."
  • "I get lonely and make mistakes from time to time."
  • "My heart is breaking at the seams and I'm coming apart now."
  • "Always say what's on your mind."
  • "I was twenty four years old when I met the woman I would call my own."
  • "Her daddy said, 'No, you can't marry my daughter.'"
  • "I'm gonna marry the woman I love."
  • "Never had I seen such beauty before."
  • "I never worried about the king and crown."
  • "I gave all my oxygen to people that could breath."
  • "I gave away my money and now we don't even speak."
  • "I drove miles and miles, but would you do the same for me."
  • "Life can get you down so I just numb the way it feels."
  • "I drown it with a drink and out of date prescription pills."
  • "All the ones that love me, they just left me on the shelf."
  • "So before I save someone else, I've got to save myself."
  • "I'm here again, between the devil and the danger."
  • "Before I blame someone else, I've got to save myself."
  • "Before I love someone else, I've got to love myself."
"Do you think Im a failure?"
  • Spy: .... Well, yes. But that shouldn't stop you from trying to be something more.
  • Scout: what? Who the hell said that? We're the freakin' best!
  • Pyro: hm mfph mfph, hmf mfph fmph! (of course not, you're perfect!)
  • Demo: Even if I had two eyes I wouldn't see a bloody failure now would I?!
  • Engie: Now listen here.. You ain't no failure, you are more than perfect, son.
  • Soldier: I have seen many failures in my time! AND YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM
  • Medic: ah.. Hmm. Well that depends, do you believe you have a liver failure?
  • Heavy: Heavy sees no failure. Only better.
  • Sniper: Mate... If you were a failure, I would've shot you in the head by now.
Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back
  • Yang: *leans over the bunk and looks down at Blake who is reading* hey Blake...
  • Blake: *doesn't look up* yes Yang?
  • Yang: have you....have you ever wondered what it's like to kiss a girl?
  • Blake: *now curious looks up at yang* what brought this on?
  • Yang: I dunno, you talked about having a partner in the white fang but that can mean anything. Like were you romantically involved?
  • Blake: *looks away* yes but it was a bad relationship.
  • Yang: *frowns before jumping off her bunk to sit on the edge of Blake's bed* sorry I didn't mean to bring up bad memories.
  • Blake: it's ok.
  • Yang: *rubs the fabric of the blanket between her fingers* so have you ever wondered what it's like to kiss a girl?
  • Blake: *looks at Yang again* a few times, what about you?
  • Yang: *chuckles and rubs the back of her neck* I've kissed a few girls before.
  • Blake: *raises an eyebrow* then why ask me if I wondered what it would be like?
  • Yang: *blushes* umm....well if....if you were ever curious....I'm willing to....uh be a...test run for you...
  • Blake: *blushes faintly* I....thank you yang.
  • Yang: y-yeah just ask anytime you want to give it a try ok *smiles at Blake and gets up to go back on her bunk*
  • Blake: *grabs yang's wrist blushing harder* I'm....I'm rather curious now. So if you wouldn't mind....
  • Yang: *looks back at blake and sits back on the edge of the bed* sure...but I won't force you to do it. You can back out any time.
  • Blake: *moves her book aside and sits closer to yang*
  • Yang: *slowly reaches out to cup Blake's cheek sending reassuring messages that is no rush*
  • Blake: *smiles slightly and leans in close enough that their noses touch*
  • Yang: *whispers* remember any time
  • Blake: *chuckles* you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat. *closes the gap and kisses Yang*
  • Yang: *hums obviously enjoying the kiss and kisses Blake back*
  • Blake: *pulls away* but satisfaction brought it back.
  • Yang: *grins* glad it was satisfying. So uh now I got another question for you.
  • Blake: oh?
  • Yang: would you...would you like to go out for dinner and a movie this weekend?
  • Blake: *smiles* it's a date.
having a breakdown

steve rogers

an: man, i love steve a lot. requests are open sweets

  • when steve asked you out
  • you were so excited 
  • how could you not be?
  • steve was the epitome of a perfect boyfriend
  • he was kind
  • generous
  • loving
  • gentle
  • protective
  • he was everything you wanted and more
  • so when he began to pull away from you after the fight in the airport
  • when you needed him the most
  • after losing your sister to tony
  • he was gone
  • he pulled away so quickly you almost didn’t realize until his sweet personality and warm arms never greeted you
  • and it was almost like he had forgotten about you
  • you kept questioning if maybe you were too boring, too ugly or maybe just too much like yourself and he got tired of you
  • and whenever you looked down at the promise ring he gave you at three in the morning when you would try to wait up for him but always falling asleep bc he would never come home
  • you would cry
  • he had promised you the world and more
  • so why was he rocking your world in such a negative way?
  • your heart hurt every time he avoided you
  • or when you would hear him change the topic whenever your name came up
  • you were honestly waiting for him to just end it with you
  • so many signs pointed to that
  • and so you began crying yourself to sleep
  • forgetting to eat
  • and you hid out in the balcony and library
  • it wasn’t like it mattered
  • steve never noticed anyway, right?
  • lolol wronggggg
  • it was killing steve to see you like this
  • and it hurt him a million times more bc he knew it was his fault for your tears and heartbreak
  • he couldn't help it though
  • he felt too guilty to be around you
  • you had lost contact with your sister, the only family you had any more, just because you wanted to stay by his side
  • it was his fault you were officially by yourself 
  • even more now
  • since he had pulled away in hopes that it would make your life easier because to him, he felt he was a burden to you and the rest of the ‘avengers’ that hid out with him and got locked in prison
  • but after seeing you so distraught
  • he knew he was wrong
  • you needed him as much as he needed you
  • and he needed to fix his mistake
  • so he tried
  • you were sat on the couch in the library t’challa had provided
  • and your face was as lovely as ever to steve
  • you were always beautiful in his eyes
  • “(y/n).. can we tal-”
  • “steve please, not right now..”
  • “just please not right now…”
  • “(y/n) please!… I want to talk about it..”
  • he would try to sit next to you and pull you closer to him
  • but you wouldn't have it
  • “please steve! just.. don’t touch me..”
  • “I was finally accepting the fact that you're over me… so please don’t get my hopes up again!”
  • your voice would crack and you just break down crying
  • and curl up into a ball
  • with your knees to your chest and your face hidden in your knees
  • and honestly, steve would be in shock
  • he had never seen you cry so hard
  • the only times you would cry were during sad movies or when he had given you the promise ring
  • so seeing you cry so hard because you were so hurt, hurt him as well
  • and even more so when he realized it was his fault
  • he wouldn’t care that you said you didn’t want him near you
  • bc he knew you
  • & he knew you really didn’t want to be alone
  • three years of being together showed him that you pulled away from people when you were hurting when in reality, all you wanted was someone to hold you and tell you everything was going to be okay
  • and so that’s what he did
  • “shh angel, I’ve got you”
  • “I’ll always have you..”
  • “I’m sorry baby”
  • “Its all my fault”
  • “I’m an ass… I’m sorry..”
  • “please… please don’t cry anymore..”
  • “i love you and ill always love you”
  • “even when you don’t want me to”
  • “please don’t cry… you’ll make me cry..”
  • and you did
  • because steve is the purest soul in the universe
  • he would start crying with you
  • and just say sorry so many times
  • lots of kisses on your shoulders and shoulder blades
  • and he would hold you and sniffle into your hair while you sniffled into his shoulder
  • and he would promise to never hurt you again
  • because whenever you were hurt
  • he was equally as hurt
  • and he would explain why he pulled away from you between his sniffles and slow falling tears
  • and how he felt so guilty and he wouldn’t stop saying how he was sorry
  • and it got to the point where you guys would cry yourselves dry and then just hiccup together
  • and you guys would giggle at each others hiccups
  • and he would hold you against his chest
  • bc he wasn’t going to lose you anytime soon
  • he was going to make sure of that
  • literally, you guys are perfect
  • im in tears 

anonymous asked:

...honestly? First time retail manager here. I get so sick of customers not treating us as human beings. Like. You may be damn proud of yourself for trying to get an employee fired by telling me they were rude to you or some other made up shit. But you never stop to think that person may have ppl they are trying to support. May be a single parent or live alone. They could literally be one 'you're fired' away from killing themselves. I bet if they did it the customer wouldn't even care either.

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry to ask, but I saw you writing something to help another person, and I was wondering if you could do the same for me...? If you wouldn't mind, could it be one of the Sides (or all of them) comforting a crying Side? I'm not in the best spot right now, and I can't bring myself to write something to calm me down. Sorry to bother you, and sorry for the inconvenience...

**of course, and I hope this helps hon 🌸**

Frustration wasn’t….. Unfamiliar, to Logan. But the tears that come along with it were. He had been trying to explain himself, explain why things happened the way they did, and why the outcomes were as they were, but no one would hear him out!

“Why won’t you listen to me?!” He finally snapped, voice pitching much higher than his normal cool and calculated tone. He clenched his hands into his pants sides and stamped his foot, all his frustration getting the better of him.

“Because,” Anxiety rolled his eyes, oblivious to just how tormented the logical side was feeling, “None of us understand a word your saying and, quite frankly, its funny watching you get all flustered.”

That’s what drove the tears out, and Virgil knew he messed up.

“I don’t-” Words were getting jumbled in his head and Logic struggled for a moment" -My vocabulary is different from your own vernacular! That doesn’t mean what I am trying to postulate or propose isn’t important to current conversation!“ He grabbed his hair and squeezed his eyes shut. "I’m just trying to help!”

A hand was placed on his shoulder and he peeked his eyes open to see Patton watching him with a soft smile.

“It’s alright,” He pulled him into a hug, “I understand.”

That’s all he wanted. He just wanted someone to understand.

He quickly clutched onto Patton’s shirt (accidentally pulling the cardigan first and dropping it to the floor) and cried out his frustration into the father’s shoulder.

Virgil watched with a stricken expression, angry at himself for not knowing and teasing the other like he had. But, it wasn’t his time for forgiveness. It was Logan’s time for comfort.

He shuffled forward, despite his brain screaming for him to run before he said something else stupid, and tugged on Logan’s sleeve.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t realize.” He looked at the ground but asked anyway, “Can I…. Can I hug you, too?”

Logan sniffled and muttered a vague affirmative so Virgil stood off on his side and wrapped him in a hug, along with the father.

Roman watched this all, shocked and surprised.

“Well, who am I to be left out of the comforting festivities?” He rushed over to wrap them all in a hug. “Logan, when it comes to understanding, or rather misunderstanding, understand that I understand that one-hundred percent, and am always and understanding person should you wish to vent.”

Patton smiled and whispered in Logic’s ear, “Did you understand any of that?”

And despite his heavy chest, Logan laughed. Quiet, and then loud, as tears fell from his face and sobs escaped his lungs. He laughed, and laughed, and laughed until his sides hurt.

He understood.

And now, so did they.

  • Colonel: *slowly losing his mind, going insane*
  • Us: *follows Colonel trying to calm him down*
  • Detective: Madness is plotting the death of your childhood friend because you can't handle the truth!
  • *gunshot*
  • Us: *fights the Colonel*
  • *2nd gunshot*
  • Us: *falls*
  • Me: NO! God no!
  • ~~~
  • Us: *looks around, jumps when we see Colonel*
  • Colonel: Oh! No! It's okay, I thought you were dead? I-I mean no, of course you're not dead!
  • Me: please no...
  • Colonel: No, how could you be dead??? I-I-I wouldn't have *voice breaks* Killed you...I-I didn't kill you!
  • Me: God no! Please stop!
  • Colonel: *mumbles* Of course...I didn't kill anybody *laughs sadly* No it was all a joke! *starts crying* Of course it was all a joke! Were you in on this??? Did Damion put you up to this?!? Of course he did! *shouts as he looks for the others*
  • Me: *sobbing and crying out for him to come back* No! Why is this like this?!? Please stop it!

teethsoup  asked:

fuck fellow customers: overheard two parents in bullseye berating their daughter for being scared of halloween decorations. telling her stuff like "if you're gonna be scared like a baby, you have to sit in the cart with the baby". Like?? the girl was probably 5-6, I was scared of all kinds of shit at that age!! I don't even like kids, and I wouldn't say that to a child! I get they were trying to get her to realize the decorations weren't scary, but there are a lot of other ways to go about it.

Sneak Peak...

Sneak peak at ‘Bullet With Butterfly Wings”

Lucifer x Reader smut (preview is clean)

Originally posted by weallneedcastiel

“The little mouse emerges once the bird of prey has gone, only to find that serpent still beside her” the faceless voice said mockingly, leaning forward to the bars so you could see the silhouette of his face.

You eyed him, trying to make out any of his features, though little was discernible.

“If you knew I was here, why didn’t you tell Crowley?” you asked, taking a small step towards him as you glanced back at the door.

“Now, why would I want to do that?” he replied, infuriatingly answering your question with another question. Though you couldn’t see his face, you got the impression that he was mocking you as you could almost hear the grin in his words.

Feeling aggravated, your snark slipped into your words before you could reign it in, “Boy, you must have done something really bad to earn a personal cage in Hell.” You cocked your head, fixing him with a glare as you kept your distance, while still trying to make out his figure. Something shimmered and danced behind him, presumably a spell of some kind. This guy was clearly bad news but your feet still slipped closer toward him.

“Watch your tone” he bit back. Even behind bars the threat in his voice was heavy and the words shook you.

The air around him seemed cluttered, it wasn’t a spell or like anything you’d seen before, it was more like a translucent mass hung around him. Your brows furrowed as you got closer still, trying to squint your eyes and tilt your head, thinking maybe you would see what it was from a different angle. The chain around his neck jangled as he shifted and you froze in place. You were still at least ten feet from the cage, leery about getting any closer. You had no idea who or what you were dealing with, and you were no hunter. Typically you stuck to research while leaving the dirty work to the Winchesters.

“You mentioned Sam and Dean,” you recalled, having thought of the boys reminding you to his comment. The dim lighting was beginning to frustrate you as you paced back and forth like a caged tiger, growing desperate to figure out what was around him. Your curiosity had always been your weakness, which was perhaps how you ended up in Hell in the first place.

“What a flaw in design that you apes are such curious little things. Needing answers to questions that have no real relevance…” he trailed off, watching you as you studied him. There was a deep seeded anger buried in his voice and you couldn’t help but wonder who wronged him so severely to have caused it.

“Would you hurt me if I came closer?” you posed, stopping your pacing to turn and face him, noting that the space between had dwindled to less than 3 feet, though you didn’t recall consciously doing so.

“Would you trust my answer if I gave you one?” he replied, tilting his head like he spoke to a child, and though he was still seated, leaning towards the bars of his cage, you still felt small before him.

Rolling his question over in your mind, you felt yourself drawn to trust him, though you had no logical reason to. Regardless, you were skeptical, and trust was a foolish game to play.

“Not if you told me you wouldn't” you replied, almost embarrassed by your answer. The feeling in your gut compelled you to speak the truth, though your brain pleaded with you to not be so rash.

“If I were able, you would have been dead long before you even realized I was here” he said coolly, though you got the impression he was more trying to scare you than being truthful.

“But you’re not able” you reckoned, not so much as a question as a statement of fact, looking at him a little more closely and seeing just how bound he was in the tiny cage.

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anonymous asked:

No offense, but maybe you should focus on making your mods available for all races instead of trying to shove your oc and fic down everyone's throat.You keep acting like its going to be the next looking glass or message sent or something, but its not. If it were, you wouldn't have to try so hard. And look at people with popular ocs. People ask about them and draw them because they are interesting, not because their muns are begging for attention with ask memes.


Again, not trying to be mean, just saying you’d be better off focusing on the things people care about instead of trying to make them like your oc.

Hey anon, welcome to my blog! If my title gives you any indication, I love Lavellans. Adaars and Trevs and Cadashes and completely non-canon characters are all amazing too, but I am unapologetic about my soft spot. 

I’m really sorry I haven’t had a chance to convert my mods for use by other races yet! I do intend to try to figure it out, but I’ve actually never done it before and am not totally sure how. 

But why are all my mods EF? Each mod takes me weeks, since I painstakingly adjust every angle vertex-by-vertex. Because they take so long, I actually make them for Avira first, then share them in case anyone else wants to use them, too. I know that seems self-centered. It is. It’s almost as though I am doing this for free in my limited free time.

As I’ve said before, I always welcome feedback on how I could make my blog a better experience for my followers. That being said, messages like this do not exactly motivate me to drop everything to accommodate your requests.  @feynites​ and @aicosu​ are both mutuals of mine and wonderful people, and I am sure they don’t appreciate you using their well-earned successes to denigrate a small-scale content creator.

I promote my fic because I’ve been working really hard on it, and it’s something that I am quite proud of. I know I don’t have a huge reader base, but I value each and every one of them because I enjoy sharing the world that I am building. The power of stories is in their telling, after all. 

And as much time as I’ve spent on the fic, I’ve spent even more developing Avira. I am disappointed that you don’t find her as interesting as I do! If you have any more specific thoughts on how to improve her or her character page, again, I am willing to listen.

I use ask memes because they give people a framework through which to discuss our characters. Anecdotally, I’ve had the experience where I see an oc on my dash that I want to know more about, but I’ve had no idea where to start.   To me, the love and care people pour into their OCs is what makes the DA fandom so great. I want to get to know other people’s ocs, and I want them to get to know mine. And I will absolutely not apologize for that.

So anyway, here’s Avira’s page, and here’s Uprising. I am very fond of both. If you are not interested in hearing about either, feel free to blacklist them.

  • [Oswald and Ed sitting on both ends of the couch after he is thawed out staring out into space in silence]
  • Ed: Is there a lesson here that we are not seeing?
  • Oswald: Hmmm not sure
  • Ed: Maybe, both of our actions of revenge were just us trying to hide our feelings for each other. I said that I wanted to kill you so I can fix my persona but maybe it was so I wouldn't have to face my feelings for you, and you froze me because it was the only way to get revenge and not let me go. And that we are both strong individuals filled with many talents and that we are stronger together than apart. That maybe love can be our strength instead of our weakness?
  • Oswald: ...
  • Ed: ....
  • Oswald: Nah
  • Ed: Yea no
  • Oswald: No way
  • Ed: Not satisfying

therainbowgorilla  asked:

Once I puked in my work's public bathroom and there was no way in hell I was gonna subject my coworkers to cleaning it up cause I wouldn't want someone to do that to me, so I spent about 10-15 minutes cleaning it. The whole time I was being bugged by customer service to hurry up and come out cause we were getting busy and I was just like, excuse me for trying to be responsible? You know what's worse than customers complaining about lines? Customers complaining about the PUKE in the bathroom