i wouldn't try this if i were you

  • Lance: Quick, take my hand!
  • Keith: *grabs Lance's hand* Now what?
  • Lance: *trying not to laugh* Nothing, I just wanted to see if you'd hold my hand.

@ the person who was very annoyed at my having to apologise and ask them to repeat themselves three times this morning and who eventually told me “fuck off then, i’ll ask somebody else”:

i just want to clarify that i have an auditory processing disorder and was really trying my best to hear what you were saying, but, that being said, you could have made some attempt to make it easier for other people to hear you, like, perhaps: speaking a little louder. i imagine you understand as i would assume you would know full well how hard it can be to hold a conversation when one has hearing difficulties, what with your head being shoved so far up your own ass all you can hear is your own voice echoed back to you- which i guess is actually like, fine, because clearly what you have to say is the most important thing in the world

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i c.alled my mum out for trying to investigate whether my flatmates were straight or not and she denied it gkfjf

thehouseofthebrave  asked:

How did I forget the first scenes on the Galra ship? Oh my gosh, you're so right. "Please, we come from a peaceful planet!" And there went my heart. Goodness. Shiro.

It was super rough, wasn’t it?  He’s so vulnerable and scared (dude didn’t just find out there were aliens, he got vacuumed up by them and its not looking friendly) and yet he’s still worrying about his team and trying to protect everyone. 

Just - wow, my heart in the first five minutes of a show.  Did not expect it to be that heart-wrenching right off the bat.  But then the cadets showed up and I kind of got lured off for a bit but yeah, man.  That first bit - surprisingly dark tinted for an intro into a kids show.  So much information about the type of person Shiro was going to be packed into it too.

remember those moments where you feel joy… in the midst of a thunderstorm, sky a soft yellow, wind blowing, revelling in the power of the world around you. sitting on your friend’s couch at 1 AM laughing over things you’re only finding hilarious because you were ready for sleep three hours ago. sitting at the beach, sand in uncomfortable places, shaking because the water really was to cold to swim in, watching as the sun sets over the horizon as your friends joke around beside you. hold onto those moments. keep them close to your heart. try and keep those feelings you had buried somewhere within you. and when you come across one later on, try and make the most of it. appreciate it completely. happiness, is unfortunately, never going to be permanent. but the moments that you are able to experience it completely, i hope, will make up for the ones where it’s absent.

Are you:

  • A woman over the age of 40
  • In a position of power
  • Confident in yourself
  • and accomplished or skilled in anyway??

 If the answer to all is yes, congratulations! You are officially a YA series antagonist!

How dare you fail to stay eternally youthful and try to be successful. Women in power are inherently evil so CLEARLY you must be up to no good. 

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A little snippet from my current WIP featuring a conversation between Bucky & Peggy.

“You know he loves you, right?” He wasn’t sure what made him ask.

“He does. Yes.” She looked up at him. “But not in the same way he loves you. He would die to save me if the choice had to be made. He would raze entire planets to find you. To save you.”

“I’d do the same for him.” Bucky’s voice was thick with emotion he’d dared not give voice to since he’d gone off on his own.

“I do believe people are beginning to understand that.”

So here is something I was working on throughout the day! Asylumtale is an AU created by @furgemans and I honestly love so much about it. If I were to write everything about the AU that I love, it would take an incredibly long time :P So here you go! Some fanart of this fantastic AU.

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Sans: so since Tori is always busy with all that teacher stuff, me and Paps were left in charge taking Frisk out shopping for presents for everyone….Now, why the robot wanted to join us?…i have no idea.

i guess there’s some window of your life where spongebob is funny and if you try watching it outside that window, it will never be funny. If you don’t watch spongebob in that window, you will never watch spongebob. You will forever miss out on a connection to all others who have seen spongebob. You will not notice this lack. It will never affect you in a negative way. You will live your life with the weightless burden of being One Who Has Not Seen Spongebob.

Every time I falter, or make a mistake, the thought of you is what picks me up - keeps me going. Look, what I’m trying to say is even though you didn’t know everything about my life this past year, that does not mean that you weren’t a part of it. You were. Every. Single. Day. Without you, there wouldn’t be the Flash.
— 

Barry basically telling Iris that she is his anchor, his lightning rod, the love of his life. It’s the greatest declaration of love any show has done. It shows how iconic this couple is, and always will be. 

This quote sums up perfectly just how in love Barry is with Iris. She is his heart. She is his strength. His reason for everything. 

Their love truly is TIMELESS. 

Iris may be his first love, but she’ll always have his heart as well. No matter what happens between them, or how much time goes by. It belongs to her and has since they were little. He found out what loving someone meant by loving her

….And it makes me cry. Every. Single. Time. 

  • Sherlock & Molly: *hiding in a wardrobe*
  • Sherlock: *trying to see through the gap*
  • Molly: *whispers* Can you see anything?
  • Sherlock: Shhh.
  • Molly: *hisses* You shush. Get out of the way *pushes his head aside and peers out*
  • Sherlock: *frowns* You're breathing loudly.
  • Molly: *looks at him; snaps* You're standing on my foot.
  • Sherlock: *narrows his eyes*
  • -outside-
  • John: *looking around*
  • John: *approaches the wardrobe, opens it* Okay, coast's-
  • Sherlock & Molly: *snogging*
  • John: *blinks* -clear.
  • Sherlock: *pulls away, sighs; reaches for the wardrobe door* For cover, John *smiles; closes the door*
  • John: ...