i wouldn't mind if you touch me

anonymous asked:

Hi! Uh I've been in a really rough patch lately, and I could really use a Big Buff Cheeto Puff cuddling session right now..You wouldn't mind helping me out with that would you?...

Spooky: I’m sorry things have been tough for you, I hope this helps and I’m always here :(

Originally posted by stardust-andriod

Muscular arms pulled you tight against their owners chest, the soft swell of Jasper’s breasts pressing against your back, making you relax in her gentle yet strong embrace. You loved that about Jasper’s body; she was all muscle, a strong wall made to fight. She had destroyed so many with her weapon of a body but always kept you safe with it. Her lips, hair, and breasts were so plush and for your touch only- no one else had touched her the ways that you had and according to her never would, her body was for your pleasure and service only. Jasper burrowed her face into your neck, the sharp gem substituting as her nose pricked your neck slightly, but you were so comfortable otherwise you felt best not to mention it. You moaned in contentment as her full lips brushed against where her nose had pressed earlier and gently kissed the small mark she made, almost apologetic, “Is this okay?” The vibrations from her deep voice ran through your entire form, making your body grow hot as you tilted your head up to try and get a good look at her. “Hmm, I don’t know,” you teased, placing your hands over her arms and pulling them away.

Jasper’s body tensed against yours at the perceived slight, had she done something wrong? Before she could open her mouth to question you, apologize for doing something you didn’t want, taking more than she deserved, you shifted your body so that you were now straddling her lap. Wrapping your arms around her neck, you shifted your body high enough so your lips were brushing against hers, a mischievous smirk on your face as Jasper’s body flushed red at how close you were. Her thick thighs twitched nervously as your breath ghosted across her face, “You’re being such a good girl Jasper, acting so gentle and loving for me… My Jasper…” Large hands gripped your waist, almost going around your waist completely as Jasper pulled your body flush against hers. You couldn’t help but laugh at her intense gaze on you, “Nothing wrong with before but… Isn’t this better?” 

Your back hit the ground with a thud, knocking the wind out of you as Jasper flipped your positions, her face stern and wanting as she looked down at you, “Say it again.” Letting your hands gently run against Jasper’s cheek before you pulled your face down to yours, her forehead pressed against yours as her breath came down heavily across your face. “Jasper,” you pressed your lips against her’s passionately, “My Jasper.”

ReBoot Season One Sentence Starters (Part Seven):
  • "You always were such an exciting date."
  • "I don't keep you around for your brains now do I?"
  • "Well if you're not the warrior, who is?"
  • "Hey, get out of there! We've got work to do!"
  • "Times like this I feel extremely close to you."
  • "C'mon boss, I have a headache!"
  • "I don't want to be smart later, I want to be smart now."
  • "You always were good at ruining a party."
  • "You've got to trust me to finish the job."
  • "Don't mind me, just taking the lead."
  • "Don't you just hate me?"
  • "I'm not supposed to let anyone—I mean ANYONE—in here."
  • "Hey, she touched me!"
  • "I wouldn't want to scare any of those fish away!"
  • "I better do something before someone gets hurt."
  • "What I want is for you to let me go before I make more trouble for you than I'm worth."
  • "Oh sure, it just has to breathe fire too."
  • "Remember that speech you gave me about keeping your promises?"
  • "I haven't had this much fun in minutes!"
  • "Rule number two: I double cross whomever I please."
  • "Do you always lie to me?"
  • "Oh sure, that solved all our problems last time."
  • "It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it."
  • "You must ponder my words."
  • "You not feeling well?"
  • "That was easy, huh?"
  • "You can stay with us on one condition: stay out of our way, okay?"
  • "And now they're going into business together?"
  • "You really should lie down, you look terrible!"
  • "Oh yeah. We're done for."
  • "It is said that broken friendship is best mended by tragedy or apology."
  • "I like the red one, not the blue."
  • "We've a live one on our hands!"
  • "This is not in my job description."
  • "What are you waiting for? Enter now for your chance to win!"

littleskyangel  asked:

Bro Dirty Dancing is everything I love that movie to death <3 <3 <3 ANYWAYS I have a request if you wouldn't mind humoring me! I have this weird facial reflex where if someone (or anyone really) touches my nose I'll automatically wrinkle it and twitch it and stuff. Werid, I know. Anyways I was just wondering how Cassian would react if he found out about if reader or oc or whatever did that. Would he be weirded out? Amused? Keep teasing you for all eternity? Enlighten me!

(Okay, first that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard of, you are a gift to the world)

     When Cassian found out about it he was probably drunk and was trying to seduce you in a shitty way. He leaned against the bar, face in his hand with a dopey smile on his face. You were talking about something when he suddenly reached over and pressed the tip of your nose with his finger. When you wrinkled, he’d sit up slightly with a bigger smile on his face and just breath out, “Holy Shit that was really cute.”

    After he’d always do it with a huge smile on his face. He’d lovingly tease you about it by saying stuff like, “You’re the cutest rebellion in the galaxy.”, or “Is that a reflex or are you trying to melt my heart?”

    The most annoying thing he’d do is start calling you ‘Bunny’. It was a creature he’d learned about that would constantly twitch its nose. He thought it was the most precious thing to call you.

    If Cassian is down in the dumps all you must do is let him touch your nose and he’s immediately smiling.

He just loves it and will never stop touching it.

“Now you don’t only have a dirty body, but also a dirty mind??”

Yuta smut/funny/cute scenario

Resume: You were working as a staff at SM and your job was taking care of idol’s image…now you had to deal with Yuta who didn’t like to wash often and convince him to be more organized…funny/naughty things will happen…

PS: Somewhere between the story, there’s a surprise gif…I was searching for it but never showed, so yep I did my job to create it. I hope you like it guys!!! A feed back is very very welcomed! xoxoxoxo and sorry, it’s a bit long, I was immersed into describing too many details…

You have been friends with NCT members since when you were a trainee, but later on, as you injured yourself badly during a dance practice routine you had to give up on being an idol and instead you became a staff at SM. You and Moon Taeil were same-age friends but other members treated you the same too because you were looking and acting like a maknae in your training group.

Not too long ago, when they decided to debut NCT units, they assigned you as their image manager; you knew them very well their lifestyle, personality, fashion sense, manners and so on…

It happened on a Saturday, when you finally had your first day off in a while…2 days after NCT 127 radio appearance, when your chief called you angry because you didn’t take care properly of the members…Seemed like Taeyong made a mistake saying Yuta was the dirtiest/unorganized member of all and many fans reacted negatively.

They had to keep a clean image and show fans a healthy lifestyle, not talking nonsense here and there because they could lose fan’s interest and be judged badly. Well, you were only training them inside the SM building by giving them tips - you couldn’t control their dorm life, because it was manager’s task… But you were blamed for everything.


Before their debut, during trainee period, you were in a some-relationship with Nakamoto Yuta and he always had a clean image around you…you couldn’t believe.

It has been a while since you actually talked with him personally and you felt burdened going to his dorm and scold him…it was your chief order after all and your job was at risk.

You ran quickly to the parking lot and took the first staff-car available. Fortunately it was weekend and they had 2 days off any promotions, you could take your time to arrive at their dorm.

And here you were, standing in front of their dorm door, taking a deep breath before entering. It was your first time coming to their place and you felt nervous since there were so many guys living together…you wished not to see things you didn’t want!

You rang the bell, which wasn’t working - smart move- It was for preventing strangers disturbing them. You knocked but nobody answered. You looked at the door lock and tried to figure their password but didn’t work neither. Last try – calling their manager and ask for their password because you didn’t have anyone’s phone number since they changed it before debuting, to prevent friends or family use them for other purposes…once again because of fans who were going beyond limits sometimes…

You quickly called their manager who gave you Taeyong’s number to call him and open you the door.

 After more than 2 times trying to call him, finally, he answered.

 -         Noona…I’m sorry I’m out with the guys, we came to eat lunch and watch a movie. What happened?

-         You guys…if your manager finds out you are dead. Is Yuta with you?

-         Oh no he must be sleeping…he’s been sleeping a lot since Thursday he almost didn’t left his bed…Jaehyun was at home too, cleaning the kitchen but maybe he’s gone somewhere. Please convince him to take a bath at least because I need him to change his sheets and I do the laundry…I know it’s a hassle for him taking bath but he really needs that! I can’t stand his dirtiness anymore.

-         Omg is that really true Taeyong-ah?? I thought you were joking when you said that on the radio…well please give me your door-lock’s password cause I need to scold him right now!

-         Ahaha noona, you could have guessed that, it’s our debut date actually.

-         Ah, ok Taeyong-ah. Well I should have thought about that ahah. I’ll wake up Yuta don’t worry. Have a nice movie time and say hello to the rest of the guys. Bye.

-         Bye, noona. Thank you so much for your help…and good luck! I know you’ll need it!

You pressed the code “7716” and the door opened instantly. Finally you were inside their dorm.

At the entry you almost tripped. You looked down and saw a big pile of shoes…there were too many! You imagined if each member had a different shoes size…they won’t have enough space to store them in the whole dorm!

Before dealing with Yuta, first you had to explore common areas. The living room was pretty organized and clean, when you entered in the kitchen you saw the dishes washed and placed on the sink to dry out, the 2 bathrooms were pretty clean and smelled nice. You open the terrace door and saw the laundry hanging outside…their clothes were still wet, but smelled fresh, like lavender.

Now back to their rooms…you entered the first one, as the door was slightly opened and you saw everything in place, there were 2 beds – one with dark black sheets and another one with a baby blue cover.

It smelled familiar and you knew…it was Taeyong’s room and Haechan’s. His black sheets had a strong scent of Febreeze…he was indeed the cleanliest member of all.

Now you had to face sleeping Yuta…and make him clean himself and organize his things…ahh you felt your blood pressure increasing, giving you a headache!

You opened slowly the second bedroom’s door and you saw 3 beds, two in the front and one behind the door…where Yuta was sleeping, all covered, you couldn’t see his face.

It smelled like perfume, looks like Jaehyun used some before leaving since there was no presence of him inside…only his scent, the same one he’s been using for years since you met him.

As you reached inside…you could hear a moaning under the cover on the bed near your left side.

-         Jaehyun-ah…is there any food left for me? I’m hungry…ahh why did you use so much perfume?? He asked with a hoarse voice, suddenly coughing

-         Jaehyun ahhh…

You approached him and pulled down the covers making sudden eye contact with him.

-         Aaah!! What is this? He jumped surprised, while trying to cover himself since his upper body was naked…

-         Is this a hidden camera?? Noona, what are you doing here??

You looked flustered and didn’t expect his sleepy face could shake your heart…It was a long time since you were both alone and even if you never had any serious relationship,  you still felt something for him…you were attracted to him somehow…

You tried to maintain your cool posture although.

-         Yuta-yahh, I think it’s time for you to take a bath and change the sheets. I heard your story on the radio and my boss almost killed me…I could lose my job if I don’t train you guys how to keep a proper imagine; you are famous now and you should make some sacrifices I know it’s hard, but if other members can do it without objection, you can do it too. C'mon stand up!

You pulled him to stand up, but he fell again on the bed and pushed you towards him…making eye contact.

There was a small distance between you…and your heart beating increased suddenly…he looked really handsome after all this time you haven’t seen him.

-         Noona, please can you make something for me to eat? And…you didn’t miss me at all this time? I waited for your call or a message at least…

-         Yuta yah…you guys changed your phone numbers right? How could I…

-         No, no I haven’t change mine, I kept it with my old phone waiting for you…I know we didn’t have anything serious but I still missed your touch…it was really hard for me these days, I really wanted someone to cheer me up…

-         Look Yuta, I know, but past is past, now I have to do my job…I’m not here to play I’m sorry…

But he didn’t let you finish. He was pulling you into a deep kiss…but you pushed him against the wall as soon as you realized what you were doing.

-         Yah! How long has been since you last brushed your teeth? You are so dirty!!!

-         Ahhh noona, I brushed my teeth in the morning when they woke me up to have breakfast…C'mon I’m not that gross as they might have said…pleeeeasse!!!

You stood up and pulled him with all your force, pushing him inside the bathroom.

-         You need to wash your dirty body and dirty mind! Maybe you’ll come back to your senses! I don’t know what these guys did to you…

-         Well sweetheart, for that, you can blame Jaehyunnie…he might be somewhere doing naughty things right now. Now, back to us…Don’t you want to join me? Look at this…pointing to his well-defined abs which were really hot and cool…I know you want it…

You gulped and tried to keep your calm…you couldn’t do anything even if you wanted, you were scared of losing your job if there were any rumors spreading after this, you could prepare your death sentence.

But still, the rest of the members were out and you knew they wouldn’t come back soon and it was a long time since you have been intimate like this with someone… actually you were with him the last time too, in a dark-practice room, almost being caught by security guard…well… Screw anything, just for a quick time, just a quick time you could enjoy it…

You locked the door behind you and pushed him with your arms inside the shower. .water was running while you were stripping in front of him…he started to touch himself admiring your sexy show while licking his lips.

-         Come noona…don’t make me wait for too long. You need to clean me…I can’t do it myself.

You massaged his body with foam, touching every inch of his skin…you felt like working on a piece of art…how could you miss that if he was practically offering to you like a sacrifice for the gods… Well you knew you were a goddess deep in his heart…

-         Aahh feels so good baby…your hand didn’t lose your magical touch…I see!

He pushed you against the wall, holding your legs while his member slipped inside you. It felt hot, slippery, yet very good…you made sweet-wet love for a while, kissing and licking each other’s neck while your arms held on him tight. He didn’t take his eyes off you any second. And you were mesmerized by his pleasures face-expression which made you reach your climax long before he could finish you…

As he was near his climax too, he increased his pace making you moan loud of over-satisfaction…

You kissed him before cleaning yourself and dressed quickly, worried someone might catch you.

-         I’ll wait for you in the kitchen after you finish, sweetie. Take your time and clean yourself properly.

He nodded while smiling mischievously…pleased that you finally cheered him up.

Lunch was ready…and he appeared in front of you dressed in a simple casual outfit. His smile was really gorgeous…no wonder he was the most famous member of his group. You felt happy only by watching him smile.

After he finished his lunch, you helped him to change his bed sheets, do the laundry and organize his drawers. You left him a list of things to do and warned him you were going to track all these as you’ll pay him visits more often starting from now.

-         Ahaha looks like I need to mess up every day, so you could visit me more times…

-         Yah! You don’t have a dirty body, but you also have a dirty mind…I really need to wash it off…don’t know how.

-         Well you could come over like this, maybe I’ll release some of my dirtiness…if I SPEND MY TIME WITH YOU…

-         I NEED TO GO. BYE Yuta, take care of your health and sleep, don’t forget to check up the list I left…I’ll really check up on you…seriously!!

-         Don’t forget to call me! I missed you…finally you came to me, I’m really, really happy!

He kissed you on your forehead as a goodbye and before closing the door he slapped you hard on the butt…

-         Ooops… my hand slipped…sorry. He laughed loudly.

-         Yahh, I know your door-lock password, you know??

But you carried on smiling, leaving, now that you did your job properly…and even an extra one. That, no one needed to know actually – now you had to think how to manage Yuta’s dirty mind – you remembered TY’s “Good luck “ message from before and you knew clearly what he was referring to…Yuta was really clingy that he would become annoying sometimes, you had to deal with his hyperactive personality from now on…it was like baby-sitting an adult with a child’s mind…ahhh so difficult…now your life will become even more problematic than before… But well, how can you resist to his charms??

The Signs As Halsey Lyrics
  • Aries: "I'm meaner than my demons, I'm bigger than these bones."
  • Taurus: "I don't really know why I miss him, but it was something in his eyes when I kissed him."
  • Gemini: "You're ripped at every edge, but you're a masterpiece."
  • Cancer: "I'm sorry but I fell in love tonight, I didn't mean to fall in love tonight."
  • Leo: "I'm the violence in the pouring rain, I'm a hurricane."
  • Virgo: "I promised myself I wouldn't let you complete me."
  • Libra: "I'm searching for something that I can't reach."
  • Scorpio: "I like the sad eyes, bad guys, mouth full of white lies."
  • Sagittarius: "Don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man."
  • Capricorn: "All we do is think about the feelings that we hide."
  • Aquarius: "I tried to hold these secrets inside me, my minds like a deadly disease."
  • Pisces: "I bet you kiss your knuckles right before they touch my cheek."

gokaigokai  asked:

the end of that imagine actually got me a lil teared up, it was really touching! if you wouldn't mind writing about it, how do you think gladion would react if it was instead the reader who approached him first to state their feelings? _(:3」∠)_

Crazy Little Thing Called Rotom

A/N: I was so excited, I had to post this as soon as I finished. So, here you go, un-proof read and straight from the brain.

Pairing: Gladion x Player or Gladion x Moon/Sun if you prefer.

You’d say you didn’t know what possessed you to come to this place except you do know. About ninety percent of the reason you’re stood outside the entrance to the Aether Foundation is the fault of one Z-Powered best friend of yours.

Lillie had been writing to you more lately since you shared your concern about not having seen Gladion recently. You put it off for as long as you could but after the second week of checking that motel he lived at for two years you were getting a tad worried. Mail was quick enough to Kanto through Pidgey or Fletchling or any of the countless other flying type Pokemon in Alola. But, you decided to send out your own bird Pokemon. After all, it didn’t do to have someone read it before Lillie did.

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White Noise songs in a sentence
  • Smoke: Hot intimite stuff but kill me also
  • St. Patrick: You are a cinnamon roll and I can't stop talking about it
  • My House: I invited you but you were rude and now i changed my mind
  • Holy: Fuck your cross, I'm gay
  • White Noise: Netflix and chill?
  • Fire: You wanted to ruin yourself and wouldn't even let me help you lol bye
  • Eyelids: You're too far away for me to touch your butt ;(
  • Mirrors: I'm going to stand outside your window at night creepily till you love me
  • Ghosts: You're making me think about you again like damn honey
  • Let Them In: You needa go... actually come back, i was kidding
The Devil's Advocate Starters
  • A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.
  • I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist.
  • I've warned him every step of the way
  • These people, it's no mystery where they come from.
  • Where can you go from there?
  • We got a runaway train
  • Don't get too cocky
  • No matter how good you are, don't ever let them see you coming
  • You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' serf.
  • Look at me. Underestimated from day one.
  • You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?
  • Let me tell you about New York.
  • Revelation 18. Wouldn't hurt you to look it over
  • It has become a dwelling place of demons
  • You mean the possibility of leaving this case has never even entered you mind?
  • You know what scares me?
  • I don't want to resent her
  • I stand corrected.
  • You were right about one thing. I have been watching; couldn't help myself. Watching, waiting... holding my breath.
  • I'm no puppeteer. I don't make things happen; doesn't work like that.
  • What did you do to ___?
  • Free will, it's like butterfly wings – once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage; you pull your own strings
  • Well, on a scale of 1 to 10 - 10 being the most depraved act of sexual theater known to man, 1 being your average Friday night run-through at the ___'s household - I'd say, not to be immodest, ___ and I got it on at about... seven.
  • Fuck you!
  • You got to hold on to that fury.
  • Who are you?
  • Oh, I have so many names.
  • Call me Dad.
  • She knew it... She knew it so you destroyed her.
  • Oh, I hope you're kidding.
  • You could have saved her anytime you wanted.
  • All she wanted was love.
  • Hey, you were too busy.
  • That's a lie!
  • Hey, I'm on your side.
  • You're a liar!
  • There's nothing out there for you.
  • Don't be such a fucking chump.
  • Stop deluding yourself!
  • I told you to take care of your wife
  • I know what you did. You set me up!
  • It's entrapment! You set me up!
  • You played me!
  • Vanity... is definitely my favorite sin.
  • It's so basic, self-love; the all-natural opiate. You know, it's not that you didn't care for ___. It's just that you were a little bit more involved with someone else, yourself.
  • You cannot keep punishing yourself
  • I've had so many children, I've had so many disappointments... mistake after mistake. And then there's you
  • What do you want from me?
  • Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks.
  • He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord
  • "Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven," is that it?
  • I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began!
  • I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist
  • She's ovulating... right now.
  • Your seed is the key to a new future
  • You want a child?
  • I want a family.
  • Free will, it is a bitch
  • I give you pleasure, no strings!
  • Freedom, baby, is never having to say you're sorry.
  • Did you know there are more students in law school than there are lawyers walking the Earth?
  • In the Bible, you lose. We're destined to lose
  • What about love?
  • I've wanted you from the moment we met.
  • Evil has its winning ways.
  • Speak of the devil...
5SOS PREFERENCES #96: YOU'RE YOUNGER...
  • Luke: "I'm sorry you couldn't go to that party", you sighed playing with Luke's hair. "Mmm, it's okay. I wouldn't have been able to go anyway", he purred, leaning into your touch. "Yeah, but you could've sneaked in... I'm sort of trapping you here with me", you looked around the hotel room sighing. "I don't mind being trapped with you", he smiled with his eyes closed, resembling a kitten. You huffed in response, slowly taking your hands away from his head. "Hey", he took his head from your lap and your hands in his, "I really don't mind". "I know, and I believe in you. It's just that everyone else doesn't seem to think that way", you looked down, at your intertwined hands. "Well I don't care what everyone else thinks", he laid on your lap again, putting your hands back on his head, "I like being here with you". "Yeah, I like being here with you too", you smiled, looking down at him, and returning to caressing his hair.
  • Ashton: "Ashton! I didn't know you had quit being a drummer and decided to babysit!", a paparazzi yelled. "Who's that? Is she your sister's friend?", another one said. "Don't listen to them, babe", Ashton whispered in your ear, hand on your back as you fought through the crowd. Focusing on Ashton's voice and on the path in front of you, you made your way into the hotel. "That was tough", he chuckled, his hand falling next to his body. "You tell me", you sighed, forcing a laugh to leave your lips. "C'mon, (Y/N). Don't tell me you let what those idiots yell at our faces get to you", Ashton smiled, cupping your cheeks. "Sort of", you mumbled, looking at your feet like a child. "Well, you shouldn't", he caressed your cheeks, "It's just bullshit, you know? I don't let it get to me". "But they're not making fun of you, Ash", you sighed, moving out of reach of his touch. "Yes they are. Whenever they make fun of you for being younger, they're in fact making fun of me for liking a younger girl. And whenever someone tries to hurt the person I love the most it tears me apart", explained, reaching out to touch your hand. "I'm sorry people are making fun of you because of me", you whispered. "I'm sorry you're sorry for that", he whispered in your ear, pressing a kiss to your forehead.
  • Michael: "Who were you talking to?", Calum asked once Michael went to sit back down at their table."(Y/N)", Michael replied, slipping his phone back on his front pocket. "Isn't it past her bed time?", Ashton joked, pretending to check a watch on his wrist. "Shut up, man", Michael chuckled, but a tone of seriousness was in his voice. "We're just joking, dude", Luke defended his band mate. "Yeah, but we're tired of everyone making those same lame jokes", Michael sighed, shaking his head. "Hate?", Calum asked. "Tons of it", Michael complained, "It's like people can always come up with a new joke for her being younger and I'm sick of it. I love her and I can't stand seeing people not being able to accept it! The other day I found her crying whilst reading her mentions and that broke me, you know? I mean, I love her - she's my everything. And to see people hurting her... It hurts me just as much". "Look, man, it's just a phase", Ashton explained, "Soon enough everyone will find someone else to make fun of and the fans will get used to it". "Yeah, I hope so", Michael sighed.
  • Calum: "Cal", you walked into the living room, where he was watching TV. "Yeah?", he asked, not taking his eyes off the screen. "Do you think you're too old for me?", you cautiously asked. "No, why?", he replied, attention still not fully on you. "Because I was reading on Twitter and-". "(Y/N), how many times have I told you not to care about what people on Twitter say?", now you had it. "I know, and I'm sorry. But I couldn't control it", you sat down next to him on the couch. "So now they're saying I'm too old for you?", he wrapped an arm around your shoulder. "Well, yeah", you rested your head on his shoulder. "And now you're worried you might be too young for me?", he asked again. "Sort of", you blushed, feeling extremely childish for no reason. "And you want to know if I think our age difference is too big for us to keep with a relationship?". "Yeah", you mumbled. "First of all, our age difference isn't that big. And, even if it was, I wouldn't mind it. I love you because of who you are; because of how mature you are; because of our similar interests. I couldn't care less about our age gap", he finished, resting his head on top of yours and placing a kiss on top of it. "Calum?", you asked after awhile of comfortable silence. "Yeah?", he asked. "I love you". "I love you too", he replied.
Me with AC characters playing each other's games (Part 1)
  • Me: The content of the following games might be inappropriate for children...
  • *everyone gazes at Connor*
  • Connor: are you serious right now?
  • Haytham: you heard her, son
  • Connor: father...I swear the god...
  • --
  • /Altair after playing all of the games/
  • Altair: you all are embarrassing! Look at Ezio, take a great example from him!
  • Connor: hey, I was good too!
  • Altair: okay, fine, fame to the Native American also!
  • Haytham: let me-
  • Altair: shut up you piece of disgrace.
  • Shay: I beg your pardon, but how dare you talk to Mas-
  • Altair: *glance*
  • Shay: okay i get it...*joins the Disgrace group*
  • --
  • Ezio: :D
  • Edward: that's my man, getting laid like a boss just like me back in the day
  • Connor: o/////o g-grandpa?
  • Haytham: Father!
  • Edward and Ezio: :D
  • --
  • Me: guys, there might me some technical issues with-
  • Everyone: OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!
  • Me: never mind then...
  • Arno: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!?
  • Ezio: I wouldn't exactly call it beautiful...
  • Me: it's this glitch that...
  • Edward: this is terrifying...
  • --
  • Shay: look at this, Morrigan is so much better than Jackdaw and Aquila!
  • Edward: ...don't push your luck mate....*evil stare*
  • Connor: Mr. Cormac, would you like to join Charles Lee on a special list of mine?
  • Charles Lee: oh not this shit again...
  • Shay: D,: why does everyone hate me?
  • --
  • Haytham: Ziio ;-;
  • Me: Haytham it's okay...
  • Connor: ;_____; mother
  • Ezio: OMG come here give me a hug! *runs to Connor*
  • Connor: DON'T TOUCH ME!