i wouldn't even care what it was

i looked up alexander hamilton’s last words and among them were:  “My vision is indistinct… Take care of that pistol. It is undischarged and still cocked. It may go off and do harm. Pendleton knows that I did not intend to fire at him,” and “I have no ill will against colonel Burr. I met him with a fixed resolution to do him no harm. I forgive all that happened,” which is sad but also:

he wouldn’t fucking shut up even as he died that is the most hamilton fucking thing i

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

erinlyndalmartin  asked:

I'd love to see a post on writing Muslim characters. What sociocultural traits might they have that you wouldn't know if you weren't Muslim? I know there are many varieties of Muslim and I know not to make my character a terrorist, but I could use some help with the nuances. Thank you.

While this is a subject we all care about here at FYWH, this is something that falls outside our personal experiences in any way that would even scratch the surface of this topic. I hate to pass the buck, but … let’s get you started on some good starting places. 

[To any of our Muslim followers: See note at end.]

The Writing With Color blog has a lot of resources for you to start with your research. Here’s a list of just some of their resources for Muslim characters/Islam, and you can find more through the search function of the blog. 

It’s good that you recognize that “Muslim” is not a monolithic designation and that Islam has a rich and complex belief set and history. I hope you are able to find a more specific country/culture/generation to hone in on. Once you do that, you should be able to find plenty of reliable texts for the more factual knowledge and history you’ll need. 

To help combat religious illiteracy of all types, including about Islam, Harvard University has launched the Religious Literacy Project; other free resources are listed in this article (check out book rec slide show at the end of the article; more below). 

If contemporary society is your focus, Al-Jazeera has tons of stories, profiles, news, videos, etc… that can help round out your knowledge of the Middle East and the Muslim experience around the world. [They produce content on many topics, not just those relating to the Middle East or Islam, fyi.] 

Nothing will help more than finding a Muslim beta reader, too. Or just someone you can discuss things with as they come up in your writing. I haven’t gone through to see any specifics, but we’ve got links from our tags for beta/prepub help. Like this. This tumblr, tho on hiatus for new content. And help for giving and receiving criticism.

You might want to keep an eye on this project, too: Dinner With Your Muslim Neighbor. There’s one video that’s been made and featured on NBC News, but another is in the works. Real people getting together and getting to know one another.

Here’s a list of not-YA novels that shows just a bit of the breadth of how Muslims live (and have lived in the past) around the globe – though it is one person’s choice of books, just be aware. And here are some YA novels

(Not So) Final Note: I’d be happy to collate suggestions from our Muslim followers, too, for a follow-up post. Resources, experiences with cultural ignorance, good websites, etc … 

– mod Aliya 

anonymous asked:

Hi Mrs. Ninja! Has baby Neal been retconned out of existence yet? I find it odd that Snow chose for her and Charming to fall under a curse for an unspecified amount of time without even mentioning their baby at all. It wouldn't even take that long to tell Regina or Emma "take care of Neal while we're asleep"! What do you think?

Happy Headcanon: Somewhere in-between the Charmings going to the Underworld and their Sleeping Curse, Maleficent broke into the Charmings’ loft and replaced Baby Neal with a stuffed dragon. When informed this was technically kidnapping, Maleficent snapped: “I’ll return him when they notice.” Baby Neal is very happy and is best friends with Aurora’s kid.

Originally posted by cupcakecana

And ain’t that justice?

Nct 127 reaction to having a pillow fight with you


Taeil and you were just talking about bears or some weird shit like that when you got into an argument over said stupid shit and you picked up your pillow and slapped him in the face with it. He would gape at you before rolling off the bed and grabbing a pillow as well. “Try me (y/n),” he would say with the pillow held tightly in his hands. “Gladly.” You said as you stood up on the bed and swung at him. 

And that’s when the night got intense.

Originally posted by tenrais


Johnny would be walking through the door of your apartment when he heard your high-pitched battle cry as you jumped off the couch with a pillow in hand. He would freak out and rush to your bedroom to grab his own weapon as his mind registered that your hitting him repeatably with a pillow. He would turn around with his own pillow and watch as you ran away from him in fright, he would drop the pillow once you left the room and giggle while chasing after you. 

Originally posted by withsuh


I feel like Taeyong would just laugh as you swung the pillow around, and would just back away slowly when you started hitting him, still laughing. Eventually he would try to grab the pillow from you and when he succeeded and you ran away in fear he would laugh even harder. 

“(y/n)? Where are you going!?” 

Originally posted by 1aeyong


Yuta would panic when you started wildly tossing pillows at him. He would probably play the guilt card to get you stop throwing the pillows by making you think he was hurt.

“AH (y/n) that hurt!!”


He would be so confused as to why he was being attacked by his (s/o), and would probably ask what he did to deserve such a cruel fate. Despite being confused he wouldn't be able to stop laughing as you hit him with the soft object. 

“What did I do to cause this pain!?”


Jaehyun would be even worse than Yuta he would be soooo dramatic. He would scream in pain and ask you to take care of him for the rest of the day.

“But Jagiiiii its your fault i’m hurt in the first place!”


He would be even more confused than Doyoung and then add him being really flustered to that because your battle cry just sounded so cute. He would probably just freeze because he didn't know how to react.

“Geez (y/n) your lucky your cute.”


Mark had beaten you at some sort of game that had a bet placed on it, whoever lost had to make the other lunch, and was currently rubbing your face about how he was very hungry today and you'd probably have to make a lot of food. Not being able to handle it anymore you grabbed the pillow next to you and hit him in the face with it.

“And make sure that the chicken is cooked-” *cue pillow hit*

“I’m making you a sandwich Mark.”

“Well it better be delicious if i have to endure this abuse.”


This guy… he would get you back so hard. Like you would just playfully tap him with a pillow and that would start world war 3, he would probably get all of the younger nct dream members to help him in his plan to destroy you. One day you and Chan would just be watching tv when a bunch of young children would start hitting you with pillows.

“Haha that’s what you get (y/n)!”

“What did I even do!?”

“I… I don’t remember exactly but I know you did something!”

~ Admin Lily

starrynikki21  asked:

idk if you've covered this in the Voltron/PJO au but, if Keith is ace (which I'm betting he is) how did the gods react to it? I mean, the gods are kinda known for their sexual exploits so would any of them have a problem with an ace demigod? Hades probably wouldn't care since he loves his little bat, but what about Zeus, the king of sexual exploits?

Yeah, I kinda implied Keith is also ace in the PJO au. :D

[Voltron PJO AU] Zeus was watching Shiro and Keith from Mount Olympus. They were in Zeus Cabin… just talking while lying on the bed. He found it a bit odd because something should’ve happened by now and yet, his son wasn’t doing anything nor was he even trying to make a move. 

The two boys were just laughing while comparing hand sizes. They seemed content just whispering and joking. However, Zeus was not. His son and the son of Hades had been dating for almost a year now and yet nothing was happening—at all. 


One night, Shiro was heading to bed, tired from training all the new demigods at the arena when suddenly his Dad materialized when he turned around.

“Oh my gods,” Shiro exclaimed, placing a hand on his chest. “Dad! Stop doing that! I don’t plan on dying from heart attack.”

Zeus just ignored him, walking closer to him. “What’s your deal, son?”

“What do you mean?” Shiro asked, clearly having no idea what the “deal” was.

“Why are you not sleeping with Hades’ son?” 

Gods. His Dad was just so blunt. Really had no tact.

He wasn’t going to give in. “We do take naps together, I’ll have you know. And Keith tends to sneak in at night so we can sleep beside each other.”

Zeus waved his hand dismissively at him. “I know of that. But that’s not what I’m asking. Why are you not having sex with him? You like each other, we all know that. You’ve been together for so long. There has to be some urge in there somewhere.”

Shiro flushed. Gods. Just—wow. He turned back to his bed and prepared his blanket. “It’s just not like that with us, Dad,” he said quietly.

“Why not?” Zeus didn’t really sound angry, he sounded confused.

“Keith is ace,” Shiro smiled fondly while thinking about his boyfriend. “The whole sex thing isn’t his thing and I respect that.”

“You’re ignoring your own desires for this boy who doesn’t even have the desire for it? That’s absurd, son. It’s not like you could get him pregnant. So there’s no risk,” Zeus scoffed. “Everyone likes s—”

“But not Keith.” Shiro cut him off. Feeling a bit scared that he might’ve angered the god of the gods. But he was still his father. “I’m sorry,” he quickly added. “It’s just… I know you like that and well, most people do… but there are some people out there who don’t need it, desire it or seek for it.”

“Does Hades know of this?” Zeus eyed him.

“Yeah,” Shiro answered. “He was the first one who knew about it.”

“And he’s fine with it?” Zeus raised an eyebrow.

“Lord Hades loves Keith more than anything and you know that, Dad. He was very supportive of him and I hope you’ll be supportive of my relationship with someone who’s ace, too.” Shiro looked up to his Dad, hopeful.

Zeus sighed. “A demigod who isn’t into…” he paused and sighed again. “You really sure with this? You’re really willing to give it all up for him?”

A dorky grin slowly made its way on his face. “Yeah. He’s wonderful. There’s honestly so much more to him than what’s in his pants.” He chuckled softly.

Zeus just looked at him in amusement while rubbing a hand on his forehead, already giving up on the topic. “Very well. If that’s what you like.”

Shiro nodded. Suddenly, the door of his cabin opened and there stood Keith in his pyjamas ready to sleep. Keith’s eyes widened when he saw Zeus and Shiro. “Uh, I’ll come back later.”

He was about to close the door when Zeus smiled at him. “It’s alright, boy. I was just about to leave. You go get your rest now.”

Keith smiled back.

anonymous asked:

In your toon Bendy au, does Bendy even care about Henry or does he just want to make Henry suffer for abandoning him?

Well, first of all, I’d REALLY prefer if folks sent questions about this AU to my personal blog, @squigglydigglydoo, as I’ve asked several times before, but what the hey.

This is a tricky question to answer.  Bendy wouldn’t be so dead-set on getting revenge if he didn’t care about his creators to some degree – after all, the desire for revenge stems from a feeling of betrayal, of having been wronged… especially by people he trusted, or feels he should have been able to trust.

In that sense, Bendy DOES care very much about Henry.  At first, it’s really in a sense of “I want to make him feel every inch of the betrayal he made me feel.”  But… upon realizing that the humans that were brought into this cartoon world are quite a bit more fragile than he’d thought, well.

I won’t specify how he cares about Henry from then on, because that’s dipping into some territory I’d like to explore in comic form.  But he might be a bit more… careful around him, let’s say.

anonymous asked:

Do you think len has a crush on barry? The poking thing came across flirty IMO.

I mean, in canon, sticking purely to what we’re supposed to read it as? No, I actually don’t. 

I think they have huge amounts of interpersonal chemistry and that Len sees a lot of himself in Barry, and that he’s come to genuinely care about Barry, and finds him annoying and frustrating and a thorn in his side that he’s discovered he wants to keep in side. I think he respects Barry a lot, and is a little inspired by him, and humbled by Barry’s belief in his own inner goodness and by the trust Barry continuously places in Len and the lengths he’s gone to in order to help Len.

And I think that that could very easily sidestep into a crush, into something more romantic. But I don’t think we’re “supposed” to see it that way, and I don’t think Len himself, in canon, would say (admit? acknowledge?) he’s attracted to Barry or has a crush on him.


I do headcanon that he does? And I think there’s a good canonical and textual basis for arguing that he does?

Given everything I just said about what I do think their relationship is purposefully presented as and a relatively unbiased reading off canon, it’s not hard to see how he could have a crush on Barry, or a developing attraction to him, one that just makes the soft spot he shows for Barry a little more charged. Between how he’s come to care for him and be humbled and inspired by him and their not-quite-flirting across three seasons now, it’s not difficult to read it that way. 

Between the way Len was a bit ‘obsessed’ with the Flash as of 1x10 to the way he was already teasing Barry in 1x16 by asking for a ride back to town to the looks he gave him in 1x22 before betraying him to Barry helping him and Lisa in 2x03 and how goddamn charged the scene in 2x09 was against the mantle and the way Len teased Barry (and complimented Iris) before helping Barry, to finally the speedforce acknowledging that Barry played a significant role in inspiring Barry toward heroism and self-sacrifice… I think there’s an easy case for it.

So with all that, and with so many great little interactions (some of which, like this gifset points out, mirror Len’s interactions with Sara) I would say that although we’re not meant to read it as romantic and I don’t think the actors are deliberately playing it that way, Len having a crush on Barry makes a lot of sense to me, an increasing amount of sense as time has gone on, and I honestly think it’s a valid reading of canon.

(Which is not to say that Len is necessarily in love with Barry or seriously would consider a relationship, there’s a lot of reasons between them for why that wouldn’t work in canon even if Barry wasn’t in love with Iris and marrying her, but we can have crushes on people we wouldn’t/couldn’t date, people do all the time).

Originally posted by wolvesinwinter

Who You Should Fight: Kingdom Hearts Edition
  • Sora: You could fight Sora, but why would you want to? He only wants to be your friend. Why are you trying to hurt him? Why are you so mean?
  • Riku: This child has seen enough shit. He doesn't need you to make his life worse. Besides he'll probably just kick your ass. He is a Keyblade Master after all.
  • Kairi: DO NOT FIGHT KAIRI. She will kill you. I know she has a pure heart but that will not stop her from jamming that flowery Keyblade down your throat. ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU TRIED TO FIGHT HER TWO BEST FRIENDS. AVOID KAIRI AT ALL COSTS.
  • Naminé: Why do you want to fight this precious cinnamon roll? I mean you'll probably win, but why do you want to hurt her? Why?
  • Donald: Fucking fight this asshole duck he'll probably forget to heal you anyways.
  • Goofy: I don't care. Fight Goofy. Just understand what you got in to.
  • Roxas: I wouldn't fight this kid. He's got an army of powerful beings behind him that can kick your ass for him. Besides he doesn't need your shit, he's got enough problems as it is.
  • Ansem/Xemnas/Xehanort/Master Xehanort: They're basically all the same person. Fight them. They are fucking assholes that ruin children's lives and need to be taken down a peg. Do it. It's not likely you'll win but just fucking do it.
  • Xigbar/Birag: This asshole needs a punch to the face. I mean you'll probably lose, but it'll be fucking great.
  • Xaldin/Dilan: This motherfucker uses FLOATING SPEARS OF DEATH. Avoid at ALL COSTS.
  • Vexen/Even: Do it. Fight this crusty nerd. I would. Just be careful of his ice attacks, and his giant fucking shield.
  • Lexaeus/Aeleus: No you'll die.
  • Zexion/Ienzo: This child lost his parents and now you want to fight him. Alright. You monster.
  • Saïx/Isa: I mean you won't win but I'd still try. He's kind of as ass to his friends and he needs to know you don't do that. Fight him.
  • Axel/Lea: Don't fight the trash can lid dad. He's just trying his best.
  • Luxord/???: Don't fight the Ticky Tock Card Shark. Play a game with him. It'll be much more fun, plus he'll critique your strategy when you lose and tell you how to get better. He's a p cool dude.
  • Marluxia: I don't man know he has a scythe I wouldn't go near him.
  • Larxene: Not if you don't want to get shanked by an electrified kunai.
  • Ansem the Wise/DiZ: He is a weak old man and not long for this earth. Punch him.
  • Terra: This sloppy child is stuck in an enteral purgatory because he was a such a sloppy child, and you want to fight him? K.
  • Ventus: Don't. He is too pure for this world. Don't. Besides he's sleeping. Don't wake him. Shhhhhhhh.
  • Vanitas: Fight the jealous evil Sora. He's a child but he could still use an ass kicking.
  • Aqua: Do not fight her what the hell are you doing she's a fucking Keyblade Master and the fucking Queen of your shit you shitwad she'll kick your fucking ass.
  • Eraqus: Why do you want to fight Luke Skywalker.
  • King Mickey: He's called King for a reason tbh.
Bts reaction to your asthma:

Request: “Bts Reaction to you having asthma and it can get bad during colder seasons or when shes doing sports/exercise?”

“Bts reaction to their girlfriend’s asthma acting up badly during a performance and it slowly leads to an asthma attack.”

A/N: I have asthma myself and it looks like these anons do too, take care of yourself asthmatic people around the world.


Originally posted by ksjknj

Doctor’s appointments, inhalers and medicine, you have a frantic boyfriend. Like you two are chillin’ and you take a deep inhale just because and he rushes over like do you need it? should we go to the doctor? baby breathe with me. and you're like I just inhaled?? he has a couple inhalers in his bag just sayin’.


Originally posted by jeonsshi

He had absolutely no idea about this. so when you once started breathing with difficulty and choking on air all of a sudden. he wondered what on earth is happening, almost had a heart attack but stayed calm. he scolded you for not telling you before and even though he looks like he let the incident pass, he is keeping a close eye on you.


Originally posted by bangtannoonas

If you thought Jin would be overreacting, wait till you see Jhope’s reaction. Drama king and totally annoying. Exhibit one, you are having a normal day, no coughing or loud inhaling and he suddenly places a hand on your chest like are you breathing? and you're like well I wouldn't be hitting you this hard if I wasn’t. Really caring about it, always reminding you to take an inhaler before you leave.

Rap Monster:

Originally posted by taetaehyungs

Not one to overreact when symptoms are showing. He knows how to handle the situation and he always has your condition in mind when doing vigorous activities. Though he isn't saying anything, he has a secret inhaler in his pocket whenever its too cold or you both are taking a long stroll, he will occasionally ask you to sit down so you wont exhaust yourself.


Originally posted by jitamin

“Does it kill you” “sometimes it would” yeah bad idea. Now he believes that running to catch up with him can cost your life and he fusses over it every time. That’s when Jimin is being playful. At other times, He wont bring up the subject directly because he doesn't want you to feel weak or that you are burdening him, so instead he just suggests to take a break because “I am tired”.

V/ Taehyung:

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

He has no background on the disease, so when he asked you to explain it him, what triggers it and how bad your case was, it made you feel more comfortable towards the whole situation. Taehyung made it sound like he wants to know whenever you are feeling tired and his occasional reminders to take care were even more relaxing,


Originally posted by jimiinnies

Cold little shit on the outside, careful puppy on the inside. “Will you stop breathing if I choke you like this” he teased and you laughed it off. A few weeks later you found all the 50 inhalers he bought and where he placed them. One in each purse, One at your car, One by the door, one in his bag. He let his sarcastic words mask how much he cares about you.

what the strings think during a concert
  • first violins: don't mess up don't get lost don't mess up don't mess up don't get lost don't mess up don't get lost don't mess up don't mess up don't mess up don't get lost don't mess up oh darn I just played a c sharp where there a c natural shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
  • second violins: oh dear we're lost and now everyone is just playing quietly. maybe if the conductor actually FKCUING LOOKED AT US DURING REHEARSAL WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.
  • violas: if we just got up and left right now, would anyone notice? like, seriously. if we left one by one, starting from the last stand, would anyone notice? would anyone care? if they did notice, would they even try to stop us? I don't think so.
  • cellos: HI MOM okay this is serious business. um pah pah um pah pah um pah pah um pah pah. serious business. woah the conductor just pointed at us. what does that mean? does he want more cello? more um and less pah? probably that. UM pah pah UM pah pah UM pah pah. srs bsnss
  • bass: it's been five minutes and the conductor still hasn't noticed that I've been on my phone the entire time. six minutes. are any of us still playing? I guess it doesn't really matter, considering we always have the same part as the cellos anyway.
Black Paladin Lance and crew vs. Haggar

Lance:This is Voltron
Back together
And we’re never going down at the hands of the likes of you cause we’re so much better.
And every part of us is saying go get ‘em

Hunk: The five of us ain’t gonna follow your rules

Pidge:Come at us with out any of your Galra Fools
Let’s go just us on you

(Keith,Allura,Coran: ??????)

Lance: Go ahead and try and hit us if you’re able

Hunk:Can’t you that our relationship is stable?

Pidge: I see you hate the fact we can mingle.

Together: But I think you’re just mad that you’re single!

Hunk: You’re not gonna stop the force we are together,

Pidge: We’ll protect this world forever,

Lance: If you brake us apart we’ll just come back stronger,

Together: But we’ll always be twice as brave as you are.
We are made of lo~oooove
(Lance: Watch your footing. Pidge, shield! Evasive manuvers!
Hunk: I’ll activate the shoulder cannon.
Keith: They’re charging up their ion cannon!)

Lance: This is who we are,

Pidge: This is what we do,

Hunk: And if you think you’ll stop us than you need to think again.

Lance: Because we are connected and our bond will never end.

Pidge:We won’t let you hurt these planets

Keith: And I won’t let you hurt my friends.

Lance: Go ahead and try and hit us if you’re able

Hunk:Can’t you that our relationship is stable?

Pidge: I know you think we’re not something you’re afraid of…

Together: But you haven’t seen what we are made of!
We are even more than the five of us,
Everything we care about is a part of us,
We are our Fury, we are our Patience
We are a conversation~
We are made of lo~oooove~oooove
And it’s stronger than you

anonymous asked:

When I see the comments on how-to curse posts about how that person needs to make themselves aware of the three-fold rule, the person usually responds with "that's not in my path, respect it" does that mean that it doesn't apply to them? If the three-fold rule/karma is a natural law wouldn't it apply to everyone no matter what? I'm sorry if this question has been answered already!~

No, not necessarily. That would be like me telling you “if you don’t accept jesus you will go to hell” but if you don’t believe in hell or you don’t believe in Jesus, does it apply to you, or do you care even if you don’t believe it? It’s a belief, and I think it goes for any belief, religion, etc. If every belief/”natural law”/etc applied to everyone can you imagine the mish mash of things we would deal with on a daily basis? 

I think that this is something anyone who believes something that they believe applies to everyone (threefold law or hell if you don’t accept Christ, etc) thinks about at some point, but I really think it’s just something no one knows for sure.

I’m so bad at explaining things today, omg. Someone is going to bitch at me for this, I can feel it ahahahaha

softshumjr  asked:

JOCELYN! but what about alec 'i have no idea what personal space is and even if i did i wouldn't care' lightwood casually leaning against his boyfriend's back when he's doing magic CAUSE I'M STILL SO !!!!!

MARTA!!! Alec never knew he was this touchy until he met Magnus and realized that he doesn’t want a single second apart from him. He takes every fucking chance he has to reach for him, hold his hands, lean against his shoulder. And he’s so comfortable in Magnus’ loft that he lets himself press up against him, feeling his body heat radiating from the thin layers of his shirt. AND he loves just casually sliding his hands onto Magnus’ waist, resting against his hipbone, feeling the hum of magic that runs through Magnus’ body as he looks at the silver blue sparks radiating across Magnus’ elegant fingers.

Baby Girl You're Just My Type (Seventeen Preference)
  • S.Coups/Seungcheol: Definitely someone girly; he's the tough, man's man, and he'd need a very feminine partner to contrast that. He seems like an ass man to me, so someone who is very bootylicious and likes to show off their ass/doesn't mind having it grabbed. He'd also probably be into a girl who is quieter or who doesn't feel pressure to talk a lot so that he can be the one to do the talking, and so that he can feel listened to, and so that the two of you can just sit in comfortable silence when you feel like it. He would love the type of girl who can wear heels all the time and not feel overdressed, but also rocks a messy bun and flannel. His type all around would be the "girl next door" to the extreme, but in a good way.
  • Jeonghan: He would like a softer type of girl. Being someone who doesn't conform to gender norms himself, he would never be opposed to dating a tomboy or someone who often bounces between ultra feminine and masculine. He just wants someone who would be easy on the eyes - someone that everyone could look at an agree is absolutely beautiful, just like him. It would also have to be someone with amazing hair, so that you could be a stand out hair power couple. As personality goes, he would enjoy who is very cute without trying. Maybe they're awkward or clumsy but this turns out very cute and he enjoys those moments to the maximum even if you get embarrassed, just for the cuteness. He would also like someone shorter than him so that he can lay his head on top of you during hugs, and he can cover you completely when spooning.
  • Joshua/Jisoo: He would want someone opposite of him. He's all shyness and blushes and giggles, so he'd need someone who's confidence and certainty and standing tall. He would love the contrast you make against him and the confidence you give him when you're together. He also loves that when he gets shy or embarrassed he can bury his face into your shoulder or hair and you'll be the one laughing with a brave face because you enjoy how cute he's being. He'd also want someone very cuddly. Because he seeks physical comfort, and he would want his partner to be very okay with that happening when he needs it. And although he might not always be completely okay with showing PDA because of how shy he is, his ideal type would also know how to use words to calm him down and make him feel good because you would be smart and linguistic like that.
  • Jun: As predictable as it sounds, Jun would like a bad girl. But not just a "bad girl", a genuinely bad, doesn't give a fuck, bad attitude kind of girl. The kind of girl that the rest of the boys and Pledis would hate and probably ask him to stop seeing. Mostly because he would like the thrill. This is the kid who 9/10 legitimately thinks he's a vampire, so if he found a girl who smoked and had dozens of piercings and tattoos and swore more than his little ears could handle, he would want to hold onto you forever. Eventually he would find out you have a whole other side, a softer side, and this would just make him melt, and then you'd never get rid of him. Because as much as fishnets and barbells are appealing, actual emotions are like the jackpot here. And he would follow you around like a lost puppy, hanging on your every word, waiting for your next move, wanting to see just how bad you could get. You just might get sick of him. But he would be a lovesick puppy because being with a bad girl is the closest he's ever really come to living on the edge.
  • Hoshi/Soonyoung: Hoshi would need someone versatile. He can go from literal puppy to walking sex monument in two seconds flat, and he needs someone who can embrace his many sides and roll with them. I can also see him falling for a plus-sized girl. Saying that he enjoys the curves more and that your gorgeous body is part of what captured his attention when the two of you first met. He'd want a girl who is very good at taking care of herself, but can also take care of him when he needs it. He can work long hours and dissolves into a child-like state, and he needs somebody there to pick up the pieces and put him back together at the end of a hard day. He might also like a girl that he has to bring out of her shell a little. Maybe you're more shy around others, around the boys, and from time to time he has to help you loosen up and he loves that about you. He loves the challenge, and he loves the reward of when he finally gets to see the same you in public that he does in private.
  • Wonwoo: He would go for one of two types of girls - he would either date the ultimate goth girl and live out his emo dreams, or he would date the softest, girliest hipster/kawaii girl and defy everyone's expectations. If he dated a goth girl, they would match perfectly in your emo appearance and attitude, and your occasional slips of undeniable cuteness and happiness. Black is the perfect color that goes with everything, so he would love seeing his girlfriend dressed in it every single day, and would delight in finding black lipstick stains on his skin and even items of his clothing. He would also love that he would get to see the cutesy and caring side of you that people never expected when they saw your harsh appearance, and he would always be right their defending you if people judged you too harshly. If he dated a super soft kawaii girl, it would a lot like the cinnamon roll meme. It appears that he could kill you, but he is, in fact, a giant cinnamon roll, and he is protecting you, a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this earth, too pure. That's what he believes and that's what he upholds. He doesn't let anyone come near you, look at you the wrong way; he doesn't even let anyone speak badly about you when you're not around. You would be his one weakness, and he would both love and hate that about being with you.
  • Woozi/Jihoon: His ideal type is definitely someone who appreciates music. Someone who can listen to his work and it's afraid to give him critical feedback about it, but also isn't afraid to tell him when it's perfect. He wouldn't mind dating someone taller than him. He might even enjoy dating someone taller than him, but continuously claim that it's just a coincidence (I mean he is only 5.3") when in reality he enjoys the bear hugs and feeling so safe all wrapped up in you. He's the type of guy to feel confident and secure enough that he doesn't need to be taller than his girlfriend. He would also want a to date a girl that he finds genuinely interesting. Whether this be because you're into the arts, or because you're athletic, he'd find something about you and then from there, he would want to learn everything about you. He'd study you like it was his job. He also might prefer a girl with coloured/pastel hair so that you could match and be ultra cute together.
  • DK/Seokmin: DK would want to date a sporty girl. He would love everything about you from the fact that you always wear ponytails to your muscle tone to your yoga pants (probably especially the yoga pants). He would watch you jogging by one day and be hooked. He'd want to know your name, everything about you, and the fact that you might not be much of a talker only baited him so much more. He would love dancing with you and trying out all the sports that you're into, even if he sucks at them. And in the rare moments that he could get you to open up, that he could get into your mind instead of the physical aspect of your being, he would feel so rewarded he would be over the moon. He would also love the times that you dressed up. Seeing you all the time in sportswear, you always looked amazing no matter what, but when you dressed up, it always shocked and amazed him, and reminded him that he was so lucky to have you.
  • Mingyu: He would probably like a really quiet, shy girl. As cheesy as it is, he would be the type of guy to dream about finding the introverted girl and sweeping her off her feet. He would probably think it's so romantic and dreamy to pick up a girl at a coffee shop or a book store and all the other boys would make fun of him because deep down he's just a sucker for John Green and Twilight. He would want to find a girl who would blush whenever you looked at him and giggle at all his jokes and used her hair to hide her face out of shyness. He'd be a sucker for a girl who had sweater paws and stared at her shoes and spent a lot of time reading or writing and liked watching old movies. He'd get weak in the knees for a girl like that.
  • The8/Minghao: I can't really pin down his ideal type. He is a puppy, but at the same time he's very mature, so I feel that he'd be very versatile when it came to girl. He mostly would probably wouldn't care what his girlfriend looked like because he believes that all girls are beautiful in their own way. But if he fell for someone, he would fall hard and fast. You would sweep him off his feet, probably within days, and he wouldn't know what hit him. He might even think he was getting the flu with how lovesick he was feeling. He wouldn't be able to get you off his mind and he would come to the undeniable conclusion - you had captured his heart. You were his ideal type.
  • Seungkwan: He'd want someone sassy. He is the king of sass, and he'd want someone who could at least try and compete with him and his sassy antics. This also means you would have to have a very good sense of humor, because even though he can be very serious, he loves his jokes. He would also need someone to help keep him calm, because he gets very tense and aggravated (especially when asked to do aegyo) and he'd need someone who knows how to calm him with words and simple touches. I also think he'd want his girlfriend to be stylish. Because, let's be honest, out of all the boys I think he'd be the one to most pay attention to what his girlfriend is wearing. So if his girlfriend has a very defined sense of self style and image, he would be very proud to be around her and show her off to everyone.
  • Vernon/Hansol: I feel like he would actually go after a very nerdy girl. On stage he's all "$wag $wag money" but he's actually just a huge dork, so I feel like a nerdy girl would be the perfect match for him. Someone who would watch anime with him and obnoxiously scream the themes, someone who would poke fun at him and not mind being mocked as well. He probably also thinks that glasses are hot, so he would embrace that in a girl. He's got plenty of confidence, he's maybe even a little cocky, so he needs someone who will knock him down a few notches and remember to keep him level headed. He would love someone who's really smart, who can teach him things, someone who's very energetic like himself, very enthusiastic about life. I also feel like he'd be very into just sitting and listening to you talk for hours about what your passionate about - whether it's TV shows, or the book you're reading, or stars - he'd just want to listen because it would give him peace and it would give him a chance to learn more about you.
  • Dino/Chan: He's the little maknae (which nobody will ever forget) so he needs somebody who will balance him. Somebody who can be funny and immature with him when the time is right, but also somebody who can be serious and talk about serious things when he needs that. I also feel that he's still uncertain - he's still young and shaping his confidence, so he needs someone who's not afraid to shower him with compliments to help him boost his confidence over time. He would also need to date someone who shares his interests (dancing, music) but can also introduce him to new ones that you can explore together and use to bond. Overall he needs someone stable. He wouldn't do well at all with someone playing with his feelings, he needs someone to be straight with him (where some of the older boys might like "the chase"). Dino would probably also like someone very girly who wears skirts and has longer hair.
  • AN: yeah so this is the obvious thing so post under kpop, right? sorry if it's kind of all over the place, i tried. i also tried to make it a little more unique than other ones i've seen and i genuinely tried to imagine what each of the boys types are. pls lemme know what you think! <3
After KH2
  • Sora: Mom... I'm sorry I didn't come down for dinner.
  • Sora's Mom: Wait. Where is my son-in-law?
  • Sora: Your what...?
  • Sora's Mom: I can't believe you come home after running away two years ago to elope with that Riku boy and don't even bother to invite him over.
  • Sora: ...
  • Sora: *too stunned to respond*
  • Sora's Mom: Did you think I wouldn't approve? You know I don't care about your sexual orientation!
  • Sora's Mom: Sora, it's not nice to lie to your mother. Now sit down and eat this broccoli.
BTS as academic subjects? teachers?
  • Namjoon: philosophy. I mean, come on, the guy practically dreams in metaphors and is on a plane far removed from the rest of us (except when he trips over his own feet and rejoins the world of clumsy idiots).
  • Seokjin: history. You are going to listen to the story of the war of the roses and you are going to ENJOY IT. Mostly because there's cupcakes, partly because he's so dramatic about everything that you can't help it.
  • Hoseok: chemistry. You have no idea how you ended up here and you wish all the moles in the world would just go and die, but if the sun says it shall be bright, who are you to contradict it? Also, snickers.
  • Yoongi: literature. He doesn't care if you think the great gatsby was a trashy book, or that pride and prejudice has such dry humor it could be the dead sea, he just wants you to write your book reports with some snap because he deserves it.
  • Taehyung: art. Not just any art. CERAMICS. Oh, you're going to love this. You'll never make anything as gorgeous as what's in front of you, but hey, you freaking LOVE this class. At least, you tell yourself that.
  • Jungkook: math. Bully. Just do the problems. Memorize the formulas. I know it makes no sense, we're not all at his level, but please, get a good grade so he can win his bet with Jimin about the best students.
  • Jimin: secondary language. He is the BEST. You don't care about this language. You don't want to know all the grammar loopholes. You might even want to be sick all semester but for whatever reason, this class is captivating and you wouldn't miss it for the world.

anonymous asked:

((here comes the komahina devil's advocate for one last message, bc jealous hajime saved me)) But you haven't even slept with him yet, have you? What kind of 'good' boyfriend wouldn't worship someone as beautiful as Komaeda every time they got a moment alone? I could be that for him.


Hmm let me think about it…Yes, what kind of good boyfriend wouldn’t do that?…Oh I know, maybe someone who care more about Komaeda than about having sex with him and is willing to wait for both of us to be ready to take that step together?

But yes of course, what a terrible thing to do. I should have pressured him into sleeping with me as soon as he asked me to be his boyfriend. What a shame.

Avatar: The Last Airbender Quote Starters
  • "I don't need any calming tea!"
  • "You have no idea where you're going, do you?"
  • "What does me being a girl have to do with sewing?"
  • "I always say, the only thing better than finding something you are looking for is finding something you weren't looking for at a great bargain!"
  • "Go jump in the river!"
  • "Okay, we'll try it your way, O' Wise Leader."
  • "Harsh words won't solve problems, action will."
  • "You're insane, aren't you?"
  • "I laugh at gravity all the time. Hahaha, gravity..."
  • "You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun."
  • "We don't need a map. ...We just need love."
  • "I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you."
  • "My aura has never been pinker!"
  • "Please tell me you're here to kill me."
  • "There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."
  • "Never give up without a fight."
  • "How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?"
  • "We lost."
  • "Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not."
  • "He's taking all the good stuff!"
  • "Was this guy your boyfriend or something?"
  • "Its time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions: Who are you? and What do you want?"
  • "It's terrible when you can't trust the people who are closest to you."
  • "And now you've come to the crossroads of your destiny. It's time for you to choose."
  • "You're so beautiful when you hate the world."
  • "I don't hate you."
  • "Don't worry about them. It's just you and me right now."
  • "Yeah, you wouldn't mind keeping that a secret, would you?"
  • "Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all."
  • "I know one thing I care about. I care about you."
  • "Love is hard, when you're young."
  • "Some friendships are so strong they can even transcend lifetimes."
  • "Why don't you get right down to business, and tell me what's been bothering you?"
  • "You, my friend, are just a few plums short of a fruit pie."
  • "What happened that night?"
  • "Why am I so bad at being good?"
  • "I'm never happy."
  • "My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
  • "That's rough buddy."
  • "Hey, what did you do that for? That hurt my feelings."
  • "You miscalculated."
  • "You should have feared me more!"
  • "Are you trying to get on my bad side?"
  • "Does the end of the world sound like more fun?!"
  • "Well, look who's here."
  • "They let you out of prison?"
  • "So...Does it mean you don't hate me anymore?"
  • "I think it means, I actually kind of like you."
  • "But don't ever break up with me again."
  • "Why are you really here?"