i would totally go lesbian for her

Calling all lesbians (trans-inclusionary obviously)

Please reblog if you think trans lesbians are beautiful, worthy of respect and would totally fuck / date one should the right lovely trans lady come along.

In response to a truly horrible person who took it upon themselves to reblog someone’s trans visibility post and call her a predatory man for identifying as a lesbian. When called out, she stated that no lesbian would want them (not even a lesbian herself btw) so I’m going to prove her wrong.

Edit- this applies to all trans wlw. I said lesbian to link it to an argument where a terf didn’t believe those things, spoke on behalf of lesbians and when I tried to tell her that as a lesbian, the trans woman in question was beautiful, she said smth like ‘haha actual lesbians let’s take a headcount’ in a mocking way so … I took a headcount and looks like well over a thousand actual wlw agree with me!

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley perks-of-being-chinese . We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

Thoughts for the Update

Alternatively: How will Ngozi destroy me this time?

  • Kent Parson?
  • mmm I keep hearing things about potential Zimbits angst but,, vague things,, I night be projecting 
  • When will the canon Nurseydex return from war???
  • Are we going to see more of the Falconers??? I hope so. 
    • I want to see more of Tater; I love my tol russian son.
    • I would probably die for him and I know like 3.5 total things about him R I P
  • Are we going to see more of Georgia Martin?? Will Ngozi ever unlock the hidden hockey lesbians??
    • I trust her with my life 
  • Have I mentioned Kent Parson?? I’m worried about him; what is he doing??
    • Answer: His best. I just hope that his best doesn’t lead to Pain™ 
  • Wow I can’t believe that Zimbits is actually living the dream,, like I’ve never been happier in my entire existence. 
    • But things will probably happen, as they tend to do in stories, so I just need to sit down for a little bit and scream
  • How’s Shitty doing? Like it’s pretty obvious that Harvard hasn’t been a super chill time for him, but I hope it’s at least gotten a little better since the last update. 
  • Also! I love my co-captain sons. I hope they’re living their best lives and continuing to be wonderful and joyful and the lights of my lives
  • I need more Lardo content,, reveal it 
  • We get five new updates with our baby tadpoles!! Five!! I can’t wait to learn more about my children!!
  • Dark Ngozi show me the Forbidden Foxtrot

Feel free to add your own we only have a short time for last-minute hiatus thoughts and theories

Lana Del Rey: “Let me tell you something about Lorde. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Barrie who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Lorde was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Barrie, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Lorde, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, she had bird wings and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.”

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Medusa. 

We were best friends in Athena’s Temple. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Poseidon who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to the Ocean, and Medusa was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Poseidon, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?" 

So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Medusa, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of Athena’s Temple because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was a bed of serpents and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

Why were you talking to Janis Ian?

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even – whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana. And Janis was, like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you because I think you’re a lesbian.” I mean, I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There would be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right, she was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and then she came back in the fall for high school. All of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

Regina George, Mean Girls

On why I think Karmy becoming canon would fit just right.

Honestly, I know it would be cute and legit to show Amy and Karma going back to being friends and accepting to move past Amy’s feelings. I don’t deny their friendship is an important thing and it would totally be honorable to keep Karma certain about her feelings and the two reinforcing their friendship thanks to those hard times they’ve been through. That wouldn’t be awful, that would be okay and nice because I do love Amy and Karma as the best friends they are no matter if there is romance or not.

But, I also think that it would be a good move from the writers to make Karma admitting romantic feelings for Amy. Not only to please us all, but because there are so many instances of young women nowadays who aren’t sure of how they feel and we all know that it’s okay to take your time in this situation. Karma’s feelings towards Amy are vague and a lot of the things she has done and said could be interpreted as both romantic or platonic. There is vagueness. So Karma being complicated in her approach of Amy’s romantic feelings would totally be an accurate portrayal of what happens for bi/pan girls if she ended up realizing that she also loves Amy. Sure it would still make sense if she ends up truly being straight and it turns out that she’s always been a straight girl crush after all, but I think we also had a lot of shows giving us the “friendship is everything” trope already, and although it’s a beautiful and honorable thing in itself, Faking It is a show that’s been breaking too much ground to only stop there. There’s an opportunity here to show a new angle about sexual orientation : the whole process of figuring it out, which is much rarer on tv than friendships overcoming all obstacles.

Honestly Faking It writers : make Karmy a thing. Not only because we crave to see it, not only because yes we’d be disappointed to see Amy having to burry her feelings until she finds someone new, but mostly because it doesn’t have to end badly for the lesbian/bi character who loves the straight girl. It can have a happy ending because there are straight girls who sometimes realize they aren’t entirely straight, and that’s something that’s happening almost as often as straight best friends gently rejecting a love declaration. 

Sometimes the basic straight-girl-crush story can turn out to be a journey of self-discovery. 

Jason is so disgusting though like his entire Twitter feed is just justifications for why killing her wasn’t a bad thing and a bunch of reviews about why the episode rocked to stroke his own ego
It wasn’t revolutionary. It wasn’t a big shock. It wasn’t anything aside from bullshit.
Just another example of a lesbian character getting treated like dirt.
And then Jason has to audacity to go in an interview and say he “totally relates” to the reaction her death is causing?
How the fuck would he know? If he actually understood he wouldn’t have pulled this shit in the first place. I’ve had enough.

So...

I work with this really cute girl. I mean…she is so cute. Like I can’t even look at her because I smile like an idiot when she looks at me. 😭

I’m too obvious.

But…like, the thing is…I want to talk to her, but I don’t know how. 😭

I have a TERRIBLE “gay-dar”, so I don’t even know if she is a lesbian. I mean, she has that look where most people would assume she’s a lesbian, but that doesn’t mean she is one. And I don’t want to be like: “Hey, I like you.” If she’s totally straight. 😭

Why am I like this?


I’m going to die alone.