i would say that you're all evil

Girls Night Out
  • Emma: Well it doesn't matter because Regina Mills is not into women.
  • Ruby: Are you kidding me right now?
  • Kathryn: You have to be kidding.
  • Belle: Or she is completly oblivious.
  • Emma: What are you guts talking about? She is into that lumberjack look. Beards and muscles and you know, dicks.
  • Mulan: Maybe the bar is not the best place to have this -
  • Ruby: Seriously? Of course Regina likes women. Everybody knows that.
  • Emma: You are bullshitting me.
  • Ruby: She had a very wild and very public affair with Maleficent after she killed Snow's Dad. Very very public.
  • Belle: And I think she had a relationship with the head nurse at the Asylum during the curse. She gave her roses and looks.
  • Mulan: She supposedly disguised herself with magic and visited taverns with certain reputations.
  • Emma: You're saying she snuck into ye olde gay bars?
  • Mulan: With Tinkerbell and several other blondes.
  • Ruby: Emma, honey, if Bette Porter and Olivia Spencer had a gay love child, that child would cower in awe of Regina's lady loving powers.
  • Belle: I mean her Evil Queen self pretty much undressed you with her eyes, constantly.
  • Kathryn: Normal Regina does too. All the time. One time she almost ran into a wall because she saw you out running.
  • Emma: Is this a joke?
  • Zelena: I wish it was. I need a curse to erase the tales of my sister's proclivities from my mind. It is bad enough I have to see her lusting after you, but talking about it is worse.
  • Snow: And we can't even get properly intoxicated because we're still breast feeding.
  • Emma: So she really is into girls.
  • Lily: Yup. Hey quick question, can magical gays make babies together? I'm asking for a friend.
  • Emma: I need another drink.
Violent and Dark Starters 3
  • "I can give you whatever you want. All I need is your soul in return."
  • "Get on your knees."
  • "You are my slave. You are not allowed to have an opinion."
  • "What are you going to do to me?"
  • "Please... no...."
  • "All will perish."
  • "Submit to me."
  • "Fight back."
  • "Marry me, or else."
  • "This was all a trap, wasn't it?"
  • "I'll kill you if you don't do as I say."
  • "Now, come with me."
  • "You're so beautiful..."
  • "I'm not usually a violent person."
  • "Burn it all down."
  • "Your soul is mine."
  • "I don't care what you think."
  • "You betrayed me..."
  • "I am not yours to own."
  • "I lured you here."
  • "If not for me you would be dead."
  • "Fuck off."
  • "I will have everything I desire."
  • "You're insane..."
  • "The rivers run red with blood."
  • "I AM death."
  • "I want to hear you whimper."
  • "I will not bow to you."
  • "I am yours to do with as you please."

anonymous asked:

Shhh... don't say anything. But.... you're G!Sans is my favorite :> He looks the coolest with his jacket/clothes. But then his personality is ADORABLE. I love him and am so happy he got to keep on existing! I really enjoy all the little adventures you sketch in! The bicycle was great. But.... can he swim? -evil face- I think not. I think he would have to wear floats haha!

Thank you for the love ♥ ;) * EDIT!!!* I FORGOT TO ANSWERRRR HAHHAHHAH ….well…can he swim?? LET’S SEE!

original G!sans belongs to Borurou//inspiration from @junkpilestuff

anonymous asked:

How do we know you're secretly not evil and this is all to brainwash attractive people to do your bidding and take over the world??

Good. Evil. What’s the point? Let’s say i was an evil mastermind. Brainwashing you lovely people to be empty obedient toys. Would that be so bad? I mean doesn’t it feel so good to have your thoughts washed away? Your illusion of autonomy chipped away as your mind surrenders control and you sink deeply into the oceans of bliss. Submerging you in the pleasures of servitude. And as you sink there. Deeper and deeper. That line of Good and Evil washes away. Because in the end it doesn’t matter. Morality means nothing to a toy who wants nothing more than to obey.

Doesn’t that more fun than worrying about some silly “Evil” plot? ☺️

anonymous asked:

Sir Black Hat, would it be weird to say that I think you're wonderfully, deliciously, beautifully evil, and you should never deprive us lowly mortals of your dark awesomeness? Signed, A Random Fan.

“Not at all, my dear anon! I’ve been worshiped on other worlds so it comes no surprise to me you mortals find me charming and attractive~. And do not worry, I plan on staying here on your Earth for a very… VERY… long time.” 

anonymous asked:

Heard this woman loudly telling everyone that she liked every Harry Potter character except Snape coz they all have redeeming qualities but not him and I was like what??? I didn't say anything coz I avoid conflict if I can but really out of all the characters you're gonna say have no redeeming qualities in HP you're gonna say Snape. Not Voldemort? Not Umbridge? Ok theen whatever you says random stranger.

voldemort is a funny man, umbridge is the character everyone agrees is evil but doesn’t talk about but severus is the most evil fictional character of all time to antis. most of their reasons are made up and the legitimate ones are so blown up that sometimes it baffles me especially when they don’t feel the same way about characters who behave in similar ways to him.

sometimes i wish lily and severus never met even though nowadays i feel like it would hurt his character arc. i want some peace.

anonymous asked:

Moriyama, Takao, Fukui, Hayama and Wakamatsu are told by their coach to bascially be their team manager's/assistant manager's (who is also their crush)assistant for the day as a form of punishment of sorts. The guys are excited because hey, working with their crush. But then their crush looks at them, gives them the most evilist smile and says "Ha, you're my b*tch now~". So basically their reaction to realizing that their cute crush is also evil incarnate.

Moriyama: The weight of the box he was carrying was beginning to make his arms tremble. Despite being able to work with his crush — which was a heavenly thought in itself — if Moriyama had known he would be doing all the heavy lifting, he probably would have enlisted the help of someone else.

“____-chan, do you think I could take a break now?”

One look from her was all he needed to get straight back to work.

Wakamatsu: “W-What do you mean by that?! Oi!”

Her evil cackle is met with his involuntarily angry response as Wakamatsu furrows his brow in both confusion and frustration. He had thought getting paired up with her would’ve been a cake walk — a nice break from all the hectic work he otherwise had — but her initial reaction was beginning to make him nervous.

“Wait! Don’t walk away! Tell me what you mean, damn it!”

Takao: The nervous chuckle that escapes his lips is almost in sync with her own amused laughter. Nervous about the mischievous glint in her eye, Takao is slow to approach her.

“____-chan, how am I helping you today?”

“You’ll see.”

Somehow, the way she skipped off so happily — which would usually send his heart aflutter — made him feel sick to his stomach.

Fukui: Somehow, Fukui found that he didn’t mind this sudden change in her demeanor; in fact, it added something new to her that he found he could appreciate.

“I hope this isn’t a new kink,” he mumbled to himself, getting to work on what she ordered.

When she made a whipping noise, moving her hand in a motion as if she were backing him into a corner with one, he had to run to get away from his thoughts.

Hayama: She was kidding right? The evil laughter that was bubbling out of her lips and the dangerous glint in her eyes were all just a figment of his overworked imagination. Hayama was sure of that as he diligently followed after her to begin the task of helping out with whatever she needed. Time to impress!

But the large stack of wooden crates that needed moving quickly dampened his spirits.

“W-Wait, you were serious? You expect me to move that all by myself?!”

Who You Should Fight: Frozen Edition
  • Elsa: Only fight her if you have a death wish. She buried her whole kingdom in snow without even trying. The only way to beat her is to bring in an epic guilt trip, and then later when she finds out you'll be even more screwed.
  • Kristoff: This guy literally lifts up reindeers and four-tiered cakes and creatures made of rock like they're nothing. Pretty sure he could knock your bones right out of your body.
  • Hans: Bit of a toss-up. On one hand, he's got his sword and his emotional manipulation and his devilishly good looks. On the other, once he starts monologuing about his evil plan you can easily sneak in and beat the stuffing out of him.
  • Olaf: He annoys everyone sometimes, so go ahead and feel free to kick his head off. He won't be harmed at all and will probably think you're just saying hello.
  • Sven: Why would you do this. Why would you.
  • Anna: Do not fight Anna. Please, I am begging you, for the love of God, do not fight Anna. She will beat you up, her sister will beat you up, her boyfriend will beat you up, and the whole kingdom will be pissed at your ghost afterwards. Do not fight Anna. Listen to trashy pop music with Anna instead.
  • Agdar and Idun: IDK, they're dead man.
  • The Trolls: They gang up on you. Then they embarrass you to death with songs about your flaws in front of the girl you like. Don't do it.
  • Duke of Weselton: Please do, as a matter of fact. Everyone wants you to. I'm pretty sure even his mother wants you to.
CHUCK SENTENCE STARTERS
  • "Trust me"
  • "They need you. So get in there! And you be a man. No! Be more than a man... Start with the man part. Just be a man first..."
  • "You know, if I was standing on my wallet, I'd be tall."
  • "He was trampled by a herd of middle-aged secretaries at the midnight release of the Talking Justin Bieber doll."
  • "I don't run. I stalk my prey."
  • "If you ever want to save the world again, you know where I am."
  • "With all due respect, shut up."
  • "This is real? You really love me?"
  • "I was an assignment, and then you fell in love with me. And I know that sounds crazy, and if I didn't know any better I'd say it's crazy too, but the fact remains you fell for me."
  • "I like to remember all of my victories. Even the little ones."
  • "Of course she's not picking up, she's evil!"
  • "If you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors, would I?"
  • "One question though. Who's Luke Skywalker?"
  • "How's your memory, buddy? Do you remember Die Hard? Star Wars? Chewie? Yoda? Yippee-kai-yay?"
  • "Sometimes, I think you're a bad person."
  • "Don't start with New Hope. Start with Phantom Menace. Everyone loves Phantom Menace."
  • "I will not let my last words to be a demand for pizza combos!"
  • "I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was."
  • "It’s a sweater. Why's it so soft?"
  • "You're no longer a perfect 10."
  • " You really love it here, don't you?"
  • "I think better when I'm blowing up avocados."
  • "My wife never came home."
  • "If you remember me, then you'll remember that a nerdy guy, like me, could make you happy."
  • "I think that you should kiss her."
  • "I know I don't know you very well yet, but thank you for giving her all of this.""
  • "He's not that bad. You should maybe give him another chance."
  • "Kiss me."
  • "This is my team and nobody is going to take us down."
  • "It was a bit like old times, wasn't it?"
  • "I was pretty proud of you...moron."
  • "I miss knowing kung fu."
  • "It made a nasty scar right over one of my favorite scars."
  • "I want it noted that I took out six of their guys."
  • "We're gonna get married and be together, forever. I love you."
  • "Like the mother I never had."
  • "She is one of the strongest and one of the most amazing women I have ever met.
  • "This is what happens when you draw your plans from Star Wars."
  • "You don't mind if I stick around a bit do ya?"
  • "You don't have the authority, pretend ya do."
  • "Remember, family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan...and he looks like me."
  • "Everyone hates me. I accept that."
  • "Do you have UNO?"
  • "If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it."
  • "I haven't felt anything in years."
  • "I hate being a nemesis. Maybe I should take her out to coffee."
  • Finn: What did FP mean last night when she said, "I haven't slept with him yet." Yet! What does "yet" mean anyway? It means you're gonna do it, doesn't it? Or does it?
  • [Later]
  • Finn: [to Marceline] Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence: I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet?
  • Marceline: [looks at Finn, picks up BMO and starts playing a game] Well, to me, it would mean that you're a liar. You've seen it twice. Once with Phoebe -- oops -- and once with me and Bonnie, remember? We had that conversation about the guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 14th century.
  • Finn: Right, all right. But let's just say that I hadn't seen it and I said to you, "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet," what would you think?
  • Marceline: I'd think that you're a cinematic idiot and I'd feel sorry for you.
  • Finn: All right. But from that one sentence, would you think that I was going to see it?
  • Marceline: [puts BMO down] I'm sorry, Finn. I'm struggling here. You're asking me what would I think if you told me you hadn't seen a film that you have already seen. What am I supposed to say?
  • Finn: Just listen to me. If I said to you--
  • Marceline: "--I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet," yeah, yeah, I hear you--
  • Finn: Would you... would you get the impression that I really wanted to see it?
  • Marceline: Oh, uh, well you couldn't have been desperate to see it, otherwise you'd have already gone...
  • Finn: [brightens up as Marceline considers]
  • Marceline: ... But the word "yet". Yeah, you know what? I'd get the impression that you wanted to see it otherwise you'd have said you didn't wanna go.
  • Finn: But in your opinion, would I definitely go?
  • Marceline: [annoyed] How the fuck am I supposed to know?! Probably!
  • Finn: Why?
  • Marceline: Because it's a brilliant film. It's so funny, and violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass. I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?

me and jess have talked a lot about what if sid was a goalie. this happened instead. it’s not even almost the same thing

i don’t think i actually have anyone to blame for this. maybe laura and jenna for enabling me.

i’m still not sorry.

-

During a stoppage in play, PK sidles up to the penalty box and taps on it with the butt of his stick.

Pricey is sitting on the other side of the glass, scowling. If this was a cartoon, PK is pretty sure smoke would be coming out of his ears.

‘You’re an idiot,’ PK says. Pricey scowls harder.

'He had it coming,’ he says. 'The bastard’s been yapping at you all night.’

'So you knocked two of his teeth out.’ PK says.

'He had it coming,’ Pricey insists. PK rolls his eyes.

'You’re a menace,’ he tells Pricey. 'Stop giving them powerplays.’

Pricey looks unrepentant.

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davidbackes-deactivated20170906  asked:

can you do a preference where one member is your overly protective brother and you're dating another member secretly but he finds out about it?

Ashton would be super protective because he’s older than the rest of the boys and it would make him really really wary when you were around the boys, because you’d be their age and he’s just be like “nO I KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THEM AND YOU CANNOT DATE PEOPLE LIKE THEM THEYRE ALL BAD AND SAY TOO MANY SEXUAL THINGS AND YOU’RE MY LITTLE SISTER STAY AWAY THEY’RE EVIL. THEY ARE SATAN.” So when he found out you were dating Calum it would be really bad at first like he’d be totally pissed and feel betrayed because he warned you and he’d realize that Calum is Calum and there’s no way you dated as long as you did without him getting it in and HE WOULD BE SO MAD AND BE LIKE THAT’S MY LITTLE SISTER YOU DICK HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU and then you’d get really angry at Ashton and just be like shut up and explain that you loved Calum and Ashton can’t control you and you’re not some five-year-old who needs protecting and then just leave and eventually he’d be like ugh fine and not really like it but accept it

Michael would be a dick to Luke if his sister was dating him. He’d ignore him a quarter of the time, scream at him another quarter of the time, then just tell him to shut up half the time because he wouldn’t be able to stand being around Luke knowing what he’d done with his little sister. You’d be like totally clueless about it after the initial “if you hurt her, I’ll kill you” but Mikey just wouldn’t get over it at all and Luke would feel really bad because it was putting a strain on his relationship with Mikey and your relationship with Mikey so he’d have to tell you about it and say that Michael wasn’t okay with it and he wouldn’t know what to do so you’d talk to him and eventually he’d start to be okay with it bc Luke’s a good guy and you both know he’d never hurt you.

Luke would be really FREAKED OUT IF HIS LITTLE SISTER WAS DATING ASHTON BC LIKE LUKE’S THE BABY OF THE BAND AND HIS LITTLE SISTER MEANS YOUNGER AND SHE’D BE DATING THE OLDEST AND SHE’S HIS LITTLE SISTER AND HE WOULDN’T WANT HER TO DATE ANYONE THEN BAM SHE’S DATING A NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD. It would just be really weird for him at first because of the age difference and he’d be passive about it but discreetly hint at how he felt and you’d be able to ignore it but eventually it would just all explode and you’d be like “DUDE HE’S LITERALLY THREE YEARS OLDER THAN ME CALM THE FUCK DOWN IT’S NOT LIKE I’M 12 AND ASHTON’S THE LEAST SLUTTY IN THE BAND LIKE WOULD YOU RATHER IT BE CALUM?!?!?” and then he’d be like shit she’s right and let you go about your happy life with Ashton

If overprotective Calum’s sister was dating Michael shit. Would. Go. Down. Like when that boy gets angry he gets angry, and Michael isn’t one to sit back and not defend himself. So it would turn into a screaming match, probably after Calum saw a text you sent Michael and that was how he found out you were together. Michael would be defending your relationship, Calum would be threatening to kill Michael and not much else but it would really be because Calum would feel betrayed. He wouldn’t have thought his best friend would keep something like that from him, or his little sister who he thought loved and trusted him, so eventually the screaming would end and he’d call you (even though Luke or Ashton already would have texted you what was going on) and he’d just sound so hurt and he’d ask why you didn’t tell him and you’d have to be honest and say you knew he’d get mad and he’d be like “I just wouldn’t want you to get hurt” then you’d remind him it’s Michael and there’s no way in hell he’d ever hurt you and Calum would be forced to accept it

 

 

OKAY SO I HAVE THIS THING WHERE I THINK CALUM HAS A LOT OF SEX SO I REFERENCED THAT A FEW TIMES AND IT DOESN’T MEAN I LOVE HIM ANY LESS I JUST THINK HE FUCKS A LOT AND I MEAN WHY WOULDN’T HE HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BOY LIKE YUM BUT A PROTECTIVE OLDER BROTHER PROBABLY WOULDN’T WANT HIS SISTER TO FIND IT YUM SO YEAH

also can any of you guess who my favorite is by posts? I want to know if you can tell, so leave your guesses in the ask

you’re all beautiful and I hope you get your fave’s nudes

-Lexi

anonymous asked:

Accusing meat eaters of committing "selfish, destructive and murderous acts" is implying we have direct relation to inhumane killing the of the animals ourself. I could flip the coin to make a similar statement and say; you being vegan is helping animals, but that would be implying you are directly making a change yourself.. Which you're not.

Let me be clear. Most of us were non-vegans at some point. So we don’t think you’re some separate, evil species. We don’t think we’re Vulcans and you’re Romulans who made a conscious choice to be assholes. We don’t think you dream of stabbing baby animals while laughing maniacally. But we hate what you do. And we believe that if you had all the facts, if you actually thought it through, you’d choose to stop.

But don’t pretend there isn’t a direct relation to the killings. You’re literally paying someone to do those things. You are more responsible than whoever actually does the killing. Maybe I’m making a change, maybe I’m not, but in the very least I am not directly funding the abuse of innocent beings.