i would say serial killer au but

pirran-p  asked:

Do you have any headcanons for art club president? 0w0

DUDE I LITERALLY SLAMMED MY FISTS ON THE TABLE WHEN I SAW THIS ASK - and i scared my dog, sorry puppy ily - !! I DO HAVE SOME!!

  • He’s OBSESSED with perfection. 
  • He wants the perfect pigment for the perfect painting.
  • If he’s not satisfied with what he just paint, he will wreck it. 
  • He can redo the same painting over and over again.
  • Okay but I really see him like the artist in Layers of Fear. Not with the same health problems, but more in like the weird obsession with creating the perfect painting.
  • (In a very personal point of view, his perfect red would be blood. But since blood turns brownish, he will need more. and more. and that’s i turned this dude into a serial killer and i didn’t wanted that at first. Let’s say it’s an AU.)
  • But beside being a bit weird with art, he’s a very nice guy. Soft and nice. He will does his best to help you.
  • He actually doesn’t need glasses, but thinks it’s making him look more serious and applicate. 
  • He talks very well. He uses old english words sometime, but most of his sentences sound like poetry.
  • He will compliment you a lot if he finds you aesthetically pleasing.
  • He drinks absinthe, sometime. Cause he’s an artist. Not regularly, but it happens.
  • Very small dark circles under his eyes because of when he stays up for painting.
  • He rarely does doodles, because it’s not perfect, it’s sketchy, it’s messy.
  • He can does digital painting and traditional painting
  • He used to have a webcomic when he was younger!! aww!!
  • When he feels bad, he’s cuddly. Please hug the soft boy to cheer him up a bit.
  • He’s pansexual but not very very comfortable about saying it. Don’t out him if he cames out to you.

anonymous asked:

the serial killer au anon here, i actually imagined it going kinda like david cornering daniel w/ an axe or something & daniel doing whatever he would do in a situation like that but also being like 'not now confusing feelings' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯idk if you'd dig that but hey it was fun to consider

i mean, thinking it through with the au’s nature in mind - which is not as easy as it should be, haven’t touched the thing in a LONG WHILE - that’s not exactly. out of the question.
we have to keep in mind that the whole au works in a slower pacing. there’s not a 10 minutes time-limit, which means there’s plenty of time for things to progress in a slower, more realistic manner.
daniel’s influence on the campers, for example, and for david to come to a conclusion about the guy being bad news. au-wise david is still kind of dense and sees the best in everyone, but he knows for a fact that there are dangerous people out there and it’s also a fact that he’d kill for his campers any day.
i’d say the situation you described could happen, with david not revealing his entire act at all, just giving daniel a very firm warning about staying in line and sticking to his job requirement. an axe could very well be involved in the talk.
if daniel would be into that or not is between him and zeemuug tho. or. whichever are the good guys in his story. the ancient ones? his beliefs are so all over the place i could not tell, he even read latin from a book with a pentagram on it at one point.

kissyoursanitygoodbye  asked:

Your top ten favorite destiel fics?

Ahahhaa my top 10 destiel fics? That’s going to be a hard one because I read so many! And at the risks of repeating myself to because goddamnit, Wave is awesome! Here goes:

Wrong Place, Right Time by  palominopup

Summary: Dean goes into a bar for a drink after a bad week…Cas is there and mistakes Dean for a “hooker”, he offers Dean money and Dean - who hasn’t been laid in awhile and well, look at Cas - would you turn him down? - anyway… Cas wakes up and the cash is still on the dresser of the hotel room. Move ahead a week - Cas is in a car accident and takes his precious Vette to Winchester Motor Company where the CEO is no other than the hooker.

Note: Cas has a kid and ohgod it’s so sweet and domestic at times i almost puke!!

The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Chlamydia by violue

Summary: Dean doesn’t expect to see his one night stand again, but then again he also doesn’t expect to find out he has an STD. Sometimes life is hilarious like that.

Note: Don’t even. This is too cute.

Pride And Prejudice And Knotting by Angrysouffle

Summary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single alpha in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an omega. Castiel is the most arrogant and irresistible alpha Dean has ever met, and virginal to boot. Dean is the most rebellious and flirtatious omega Castiel has ever come across. Also the most beautiful and difficult to propose to. Will Dean and Cas ever get their act together? Will Sam and Gabriel or Hannah and Charlie beat them to it?

Note: I have never read P&P but I will after reading this and the fact that the author blends the ABO universe so well into the hierarchy thingy in such setting is on point!! Can I say Cas is awesome?

Exonerated by thecouchcarrot

Summary: AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could’ve predicted the way their lives would intertwine… Now Complete.

Note: This is fluff and then it became angsty and then you’re like no Cas! Unfortunately the author has pull the fic out to publish it :( but good for her!

Santorum Will Pry My Porn From My Cold Dead Hands by AlreadyPainfullyGone

Summary: AU President Santorum bans all pornography, and Dean decides to start his very own prohibition racket. Unfortunately, the only person he can find to ‘perform’ is Castiel.

Note: If you haven’t read this. GO. GO NOW and read this. This is pure fluff and it will make you crack up, you’ll snort juice out of your nose. Like fucking hell!!!

Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) by kototyph

Summary: Dean’s done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likable despite that, and Dean figures they’ll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Six weeks later, he’s still married to one of the strangest, most genuine and definitely most dangerously lov– likable guys he’s ever known. Dean doesn’t know why or really even how it’s happening, but it’s getting harder and harder to remember that he has divorce papers to file.

Note: If you’re into fake!marriage trope and domestic sweetness this is your fic!!

Together, They Fight Crime by stoatsandwich

Summary: Dean is an ex-Green Beret who hunts monsters for the FBI. Castiel is a teenage psychic on his last chance.

Note: One word. Pain. Ugh.

The Prank That Filled the Spank Bank by Bookkbaby

Summary: It starts with a prank war and a chance meeting at the auto shop Dean works at. (Based off of Almaasi’s prompt: Castiel records audio pornography. Not professionally, or anything - he writes it and then reads it out, and uploads it free to the world. It’s not Dean’s usual type of porn - at all - but there’s something about Castiel’s gravelly, yet somehow smooth and beautiful voice that keeps him hooked.)

Note: Hilarious!!! Ohmygod.

And I Will Walk On Water by tracy_loo_who

Summary: This fic is set after season 4 and totals ~122,600 words. It’s a story about friendship and love, recovery and trust, free will, and Dean and Castiel’s journey through it all. It’s also about chocolate and hugs. If you read it, I really hope you enjoy it. ♥

Note: One of the first long fic I’ve read that is canon verse and to watch the fall of Castiel and his discovery of life as a human is beautiful. Sweet and ugh!

I Wanna Get Outside (Of Me) by emwebb17

Summary: Dean is a novice in the dom/sub world asked by his employer as a desperate last resort to be a sub for his recluse of a brother, Castiel. Castiel is a diagnosed OCD suffering from PTSD and agoraphobia, mysophobia, and dystychiphobia. Needless to say—he’s a mess who hasn’t stepped out of his home in literally seven years. The only times Gabriel can see traces of the way his brother used to be is when he feels in control—specifically when he has control over a sub. However, due to his idiosyncrasies and paranoia, keeping a sub around has been impossible. Enter Dean, who’s not a very traditional submissive, to try his hand at subbing for the hermit.

Note: This is just dom/sub relationship on point. I love the contract.

So here they are @emoprincxss . Of course, I have way more favs but I’m not going to list godlike Destiel fics like Carry On, Breathe of All Thing etc because well I’m sure you all are not new to destiel fics! Hahaha i see a pattern with my fav, I love fluff and domesticated fic but on and off I love some angst too :D 

And if you all are interested, I have my own fics too :) Which is just angst LOL. It’s A Terrible Life and it’s sequel It’s A Past Life.

Serial Killer Arin- Bits

This is the bits and pieces from what I had of a serial killer!Arin au before. It jumps around a little, but I thought maybe you guys would dig it! 

“You couldn’t be more obvious if you tried,” Suzy says as she sits down at the little flimsy table in their hotel room.

Arin turns away from the window, pausing the cloth in his hand where he’d been meticulously cleaning the already sterling silver of his knife.

“What do you mean?” He asks her. Though he’s playing dumb, because he’s good at it. He’s used to it.

“Fuck off, you know exactly what I mean,” she says, rolling her make up lined eyes at him. “I’m talking about your kills recently.”

“What about ‘em?” Arin turns back to the window, watches people milling about in the parking lot. His hand strokes over his knife.

“Gee, maybe just the fact that every guy you’ve gutted these last few days have looked like Dan.”

Arin freezes, his hand suddenly tight around the handle of the knife.

“Don’t-“Arin starts but Suzy scoffs.

“Arin, you’re getting real fucking soft on me. Soft people don’t do shit besides get in my way.”

Arin recognizes the tone, the annoyance. Suzy is better at this. He just needs to remember that. There’s something mucking everything up, his brain and organs all muddy. The last few kills haven’t even been that satisfying. Maybe Suzy is right. Arin is looking for dark hair and dark eyes, but it’s never in the right form.

“Fine,” He says, “I’ll kill a girl tonight. You’re pick.”

Suzy moves towards him, slides in his lap and Arin is careful to move the knife from her reach. She kisses him once lightly, smearing purple lipstick against his mouth.

“Deal.”

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sapphicjaneausten-deactivated20  asked:

“i need a date so i’m hiring you off criags list, please don’t be a serial killer” nux/capable au

Capable was a strong, independent woman who didn’t need no man. She was everything her name promised: Capable.

But she would be damned if she showed up to her high school reunion without a date.

She knew that having a partner wasn’t necessarily a sign of success–she knew plenty of wildly successful people who were also single. But she didn’t want her former classmates to say she was a ball-busting career woman or something. She wanted to have it all.

None of her friends were willing to pose as her date, though. She didn’t blame them–going to someone else’s high school reunion as their fake partner sounded like a drag. 

“You don’t have to have a date, you know,” Splendid tried to console her.

Capable scowled. “Easy enough for the pregnant woman to say. People will take one look at you and know you’re appealing enough to have had been fucked within the last year.”

“I used a sperm donor.”

“They don’t have to know that.”

Getting desperate, she turned to craigslist.

I need a date for my ten year high school reunion. Looking for anyone of any gender who is at least fairly attractive and good conversationalist. Will compensate in cash and alcohol of choosing. No sex. Serious inquiries only.

She received a stream of emails, mostly from perverts. With the reunion only a day away, she settled on a guy around her age who was at least semi-attractive and didn’t seem like a jerk. He was a mechanic, but she decided to pretend he was a CEO and fixed cars as a leisurely hobby.

The day of the reunion arrived. Capable pulled up in front of the guy’s house and took a deep breath. It would be okay. It would be fine. She got out of the car and knocked on the door.

He was cuter in real life than in his picture. “Hi,” he said in a pleasant, albeit eager, voice. “I’m Nux. You must be Capable.”

“Yes,” she agreed, shaking his hand. “So, I think I covered everything in my email…”

“I am only allowed to touch designated areas of your body; any straying from those areas will result in the loss of one or both testicles,” Nux said pleasantly. “I am under no circumstances allowed to talk to one Karen Hapscomb, but I am encouraged to remind Dylan Ryder about your skills in the bedroom and how they have improved markedly since that time under the bleachers in junior year, but not in those words, of course. You are a liberated career woman who is very happy with her work but also finds the time to be pampered by her loving and devoted boyfriend; we met during a benefit gala, which I was invited to because I am a successful CEO of an automotive production company, and I like to fix up old cars as my hobby. And I want to run this by you, but I think it would really sell the story if last month we went on holiday to Bora-Bora.”

Capable blinked at him. “Well, you certainly deliver.”

“What kind of craigslist boyfriend would I be if I didn’t?” he asked, grinning. “So, shall we get going? We want to get there in time to make Dylan Ryder regret ever ditching you for that cheerleader–but if it’s just between you and me, I know guys like Dylan, and he probably has a beer gut by now.”

Capable liked this Nux. She decided she may have to bring him to the next reunion.

anonymous asked:

In the serial killer dadvid au, how many people has David killed? Also, are people aware there is a serial killer or is it just occasionally people go missing and that's just the norm.

i’d say around 7 or 8? he definitely has long cooling-off periods between  murders - it’s also important to keep a low profile when you decide to kill near a place you spend most summers at.
the thing is, most disappearences are pretty much common knoweledge i think, but a few people going missing aroud lake liliac is the least weird thing there. and like i said, i don’t think david would really go for locals, whose dissapearence would noticably stand out. mostly just for hikers or other travellers.

aleja09isthebest  asked:

Serial killer david is great! How old was he when he made his first kill?who was it?

i know most people would probably want me to say jasper - and while his death DID play a part in david’s journey to get to where he is, a MAJOR part- it was not jasper.
i’d say he was about 17 or 18, and picked up a hitchiker. he was young, maybe in his 20s, and pretty decent. his death was not exactly planned ahead.

katejgecko  asked:

kc + "you bought me at a charity auction and you’re probably a serial killer" au

The Auction

“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this,“ Caroline hissed, shooting her best friend a glare.

Bonnie just smiled back, her older eyes crinkling at the corner.

“Well, you did say you would do anything when you became Jane’s godmother,” the witch reminded her.

“Yeah, like take her shopping or teaching her how to ride a bike,” she shot back. “Not be auctioned off to all her beefcake frat bro classmates!”

Bonnie just chuckled. “It’s just one date, and you’re a vampire, Care. I think you can handle one night.”

“I swear if a serial killer buys me…”

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any tips for writers?

Don’t write High School AUs.

In young fandoms, especially, there’s this charming thing that happens, the fans, being young and in high school themselves, write characters into scenarios that they are familiar with. And that’s great, but it’s almost more boring than watching paint dry.

Like, I do not care how my awesome serial killer favorite character was during high school, and unless you’re writing a flashback story, it doesn’t provide any real opportunity for character insight. Sure, would I write a chapter of a fanfic about, say, 16 year old Jamie Moriarty about to take her A-Levels? Sure. That sounds absolutely fun, but that’s not a high school AU, that’s a memory.

There’s a fundamental stripping away of characterization to tired, teenage tropes in high school AUs that is good when you’re just starting off writing. Look no further than the most notorious fanfic of them all: My Immortal, to understand this. A self-insert character with a high school social structure imposed over Hogwarts? Yawn. Why not challenge yourself?

If you want to write an alternate universe, try doing one of these things instead:

- Write about the characters with exactly one thing from canon changed. I did this for WH13 in a fanfic called Artificer and ‘Phile. Basically, I took the premise of WH13, kept everything the same, only I had Myka quit the Secret Service following Sam’s death. From there, my writing goal was to get Myka to the Warehouse and examine how this change in perspective and background altered the course of Season Two of the show.

- Go Wildly AU, but make sure you do your research. My favorite example of this is the various 1920s AUs that I’ve written. Imagine the same basic plot of the story, but say, in the 1920s.

- Just write fake married fics they’re the best.

- Or politics fics, but do your research.

I think the reason that I find High School AUs so boring is because I am well-removed from high school, and college. But even when I was in those places, I never felt compelled to write about them. That’s like dreaming about the day you’re about to have, before you have it and you gotta wake up and groundhog day it. It’s the worst.

That said I do have my favorites. Girls with Accents what up.