If you had one word - just one word - to describe yourself, what word would you use?
Man, that’s a tough one, bro, I dunno. I guess alot of my friends would say I’m a typical bro, you know, I like all the bro things that bros do, I kinda bro out alot, especially since I met him, yknow? Even though it don’t really feel like it’s only since I met him, it’s more like it’s been happening in slow motion for my whole life, if that makes any sense, you know? Like a sleeper thing, like it was asleep in me, and just like, woke up, sorta, when I met my bro. So I guess I’d say bro, that’d be a good word to describe me, cuz it doesn’t only describe me but it describes my bro too. Two halfs, one whole. You dig?
Okay, sure. I’m not really sure I - exactly follow your train of thought, but okay. Next question. With whom in your life would you say you are closest? It could be a roommate, or a –
That’s a easy one! Totally my bro. We do fuckin everything together. We even share clothes. Work out together, climb shit together, go hiking, play ball - football, baseball, basketball. He says he’s gonna teach me how to skate, too, so we can even play hockey together. How fuckin sweet is that? We’re gettin big together, like crazy. Already pretty ripped. Been takin these awesome supps that my bro gave me. You outta try em, bro. You work out?
I, sure, yeah. Go to the gym. Not real regular, but I work out some. But this isn’t about me, it’s about you.
Oh yeah. I forgot again. Just sayin, bro, you could probly use some of these awesome supps. You look like you could be pretty big. If you wanted to, yknow.
Have you always been such a workout junkie?
Huhuhuhuh workout junkie. That’s a funny way to put it, bro. Dya mind if I call you bro, bro? I guess I just kinda call everyone bro now. Huhuh, even chicks. It’s cool though.
Uh, sorry bro. What was the question again?
Have you always been such a … uh - did you always, yknow. Uh, workout. Alot. I mean, your guns are fuckin huge.
Fuck yeah, right? Look even better when I flex. Been workin the bis extra hard lately with bro. See?
Wow. Fuck. That’s, uh, yeah. Fuck.
Yeah bro! Uh, you sportin a little wood there, bro, huhuh, you like what you see? Yeah, it’s cool, bro. You wanna just kinda stick your hand in your shorts and mess around a bit, that’s cool, bro. How ya feelin?
Uhhhh … fuck … good, bro … real fuckin good …
Fuck yeah bro! Maybe you can come workout with me an my bro sometime, shape up your guns. Hey, so what’d you say you were interviewin me for anyway?
Uh, the school … paper. Fuck. Fuuuuck. Your friends, they wanted to know … fuck …. where you’d gone …
Yeah, bro. Uh, what friends? What paper?
Yeah … what friends. What paper.
Yeah bro! Hey, I got a hat for you. It’s just like the one my bro gave me when I met my bro. It’s cool, right?
Fuck yeah …