i would make such a lame monster

I wish they’d have a series of shorts for the Stans like they did for Dipper, Mabel, and Soos. Like, Ford would try to be all serious and make his own “Guide to the Unexplained” but Stanley would pop in all the time and either remark on how lame and/or nerdy he is and try to plug crappy Shack merch.

Bonus if one short is the two alone on a monster hunt and Ford catches this uber rare creature and tells Stanley to look after it/make sure it doesn’t escape while he goes to get something/pee in the bushes/etc… Meanwhile Stanley has a Stanley moment and forgets to watch the cage because he’s telling one of his “great” jokes to the camera and the beast gets out.

Extra bonus if it goes after Ford and you just see him getting chased in the background with his pants around his ankles and Stanley’s just laughing his ass off next to the camera.

EDIT: extra extra bonus if Ford shoots things and Stanley punches things.

Okay, but am I the only one who thinks Dipper and Pacifica should become best friends? I mean, I know people are shipping them and crap, but like Alex said, 12-year-olds should be worrying about Pokemon and poptarts (or something like that). But I just think they would make AMAZING Bffs. I mean, Paz can teach Dipper all about the more fancy side of life, and can help him get more recognition and probably knows someone who would be interested in all his research and crap. Plus, Paz seems like she could handle herself pretty well on a mystery hunt, if this last episode is anything to go by. Not to mention, I can just totally see Dipper introducing her to all those lame monster and sci-fi movies, and her showing him all the cheesy rom-com flicks, and both just ending up loving the ridiculousness of both genres. Come on, who wouldn’t love to see Paz and Dip having an all-night movie marathon?

But yeah. Best friends. Make it happen, Alex.