i would like to believe in that

Wedding Bling

Reo has been working in this jewelry store for fifteen years, and he’s never met a customer like the silver-haired foreigner that has just wandered in.

“Bigger,” the foreigner insists. He is staring at the respectable 4 carat ring Reo is holding out, the fifth one he’s shown the foreigner. Quietly, the shopkeep puts back the ring, switches to a larger one. The foreigner squints, blue eyes intent. “Shinier,” he concludes.

“Shinier,” Reo repeats, disbelieving. “Sir, maybe you could give me some specifics…”

“I want it to…” He struggles with the words in Japanese. “The gold, it should be like a flare. And every time the sun hits my boyfriend’s ring, I want it to be like a prism, to put out little rainbows.” He brightens. “Rainbow flags! And a ring flare!”

Reo accepts that he is probably doomed, and reaches for the biggest ring: 7 carats, a heart cut. “How about this, sir?” The foreigner reaches out, strokes the brilliant white, and– sighs with disappointment.

“Softer,” the foreigner insists. Reo has had it. What is that supposed to mean? “My boyfriend, he’s a figure skater. If he falls– which he won’t fall, of course, though he says otherwise– I don’t want the ring hurting him.”

Reo puts on his best customer-service smile, all teeth. “I’d have to insist he didn’t skate with the ring on– that’s dangerous.” The foreigner gasps in response, eyes widening in clear horrified disgust.

“We’re not having a ring he doesn’t skate with!” To nobody’s disappointment, he bounds off, hand still clapped over his mouth like Reo has ruined his life. “I’m coming back!” He calls, “right after a trip to Barcelona! And I WILL get rings!”

Reo really, really hopes he visits a different store. Even if Reo does work on commission. 

Two months later, he spots a silver head of hair outside his shop. Oh no. Please no. But when he looks– they’re just window shopping, because gleaming on their right hands are two rings. Perfect, stunning in golden simplicity.

The foreigner’s black-haired fiance pulls him inside, smiling. “Can you believe people actually wear rings this big, Viktor? I can’t imagine. How excessive.”

“Uh,” says Viktor. He makes sudden, terrified eye contact with Reo, recognition dawning. “I can’t imagine…?”

“That’s strange,” says Reo, smirk growing, “because–”

“WHAT IS THIS,” Viktor says, pointing blindly at the glass case. If Reo didn’t know better, he’d say the statement is smooth, collected. Reo does know better.

“That’s a dog collar, sir. With a thousand dollars worth of gemstones.”

“We’ll take it!” 

The foreigner is now Reo’s favorite customer. Their poodle, at least, seems to appreciate huge diamonds.

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Things I wanna say to you.

doodled a human orisa idea and efi as a lil’ warmup!! i know this is gonna be a popular thing to draw but i wanted to give it my shot!

Hey, A friend commissioned me to do a Dan.Va with a selfie game and I thought it was funny so I hope you enjoy it as well.

I’m so sorry.

So I know like 90% of the fandom is against black paladin Keith and like for the most part, I’m kinda iffy about it myself. But hear me out. Black paladin Keith… whose right-hand man is Lance. Lance acts as an advisor of sorts, whom Keith trusts, no questions asked. If Shiro isn’t going to listen to Lance, Keith will. Keith already knows Lance is capable and takes the mission seriously (even though he seems to take little else seriously. That’s not to say he isn’t serious, just he copes differently). They have already experienced first hand that working together yields success. And already we can see that when it gets down the nitty gritty, they fall into a harmonious efficiency, despite the air of competitiveness between them. Keith is the drive and the passion and Lance, the patience and positivity. Together they make an unstoppable force. A good team, if you will. 

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Daishou scribbles cause he was there for, like, half a panel and I got excite

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happy birthday, Harry

i lov lance in the first episode. he’s a little bit of an ass, he takes charge and manages to lead his team, very confident even though he’s unsure, protective over hunk and pidge, intelligent to pick up clues about pidge keeping secrets, and you can see the insecurity on his face from the very first episode alone. he’s so multi-faceted just from this one ep alone??? voltron take notes!!!!!!

casual Johnny sketches

Okay so you know that trope in fics where after Harry comes out, Ron asks him if he ever looked at him that way? Usually his response is relief but like, what if it wasn’t? What if it went like…

Ron: What do you mean you’ve never?
Harry: Well, you’re like my brother. It would be too weird.
Ron: Not even once?
Harry: Nope.
Ron: But you’ve thought about Malfoy?
Harry: Um, recently, yeah.
Ron: I’m gonna need a 20 inch essay on what Malfoy has that i don’t.
Harry: It’s not like that! Hermione, help me out here.
Ron: Is it the hair?
Hermione: I doubt that’s it, he used to like Ginny. Maybe it’s more about posture.
Harry: *hitting his head to the desk and groaning*
Ron: I’m taller than he is Harry and he’s a bit skinny to be honest. I have more bulk, you know? Wait, where are you going? I’m a bloody catch, come back!
Hermione, snickering: There there, Ronald. I know you are.

Matt said yes guys, what a surprise, wow.


HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF TECHIENICIAN!
(Oldest post is here, and here’s the first content for the ship. I don’t know who picked the name “Techienician”, please tell me if you know! I’d love to credit them here :D).