i would like to be you

unpopular opinion but on posts where wiishu says she has good news, that doesn’t necessarily have to be 1.) a baby or 2.) engagement. women can have more news than what’s up with their uterus or marital status. women can have news outside of their romantic relationships. women’s worlds don’t have to revolve around a man. women can stand on their own.

anonymous asked:

Taako gets drunk at the bureau's fantasy halloween party and Kravitz finds him on the couch whispering naughty things into the ear of a fake plastic skeleton decoration

it is absolutely the funniest thing kravitz has seen all week. he steals a camera from lucretia or someone to take pictures. only when his blackmail has been retrieved does he go to tug taako away from the skeleton.

and i think taako, like, turns to look at him, and then back at the skeleton, and is really confused for a second. but he’s not embarrassed at all. i think he just switches targets really fast and starts whispering this shit into krav’s ears too. kravitz covers taako’s mouth with one hand up until taako licks it, because he’s a disgusting elf with no table manners. he drops taako on lup and tells her that whenever he’s this drunk he’s her brother for the rest of the evening.

taako turns to barry and starts to whisper naughty things to him instead. 

Arabellaaaa🎶

I got tagged to stop drop and toke by @godshideouscreation (thank you 💕)

I’ve got no idea who to tag lolll. I’m gonna throw out tags of people I like seeing on my dash, but also anyone can let me know with a comment or an ask or something if you like to be tagged in stuff like this and I’ll totally tag you in the future :) also considered yourself tagged if you wanna be (and not tagged if I tagged you and you don’t wanna be lol). @stonerjpeg @cinnablunts @whospilledthebongwater @kiefeon @glittangrease @peacefulpothead @fairyganjmother @prettyboy-prettyboy @that-deadhead

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HEY WHILE WE’RE AT IT, CAN YOU FILL HER IN ON EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN EVERY COUNTRY?

I HAVE THE RECEIPTS. 

Being an Alien and Meeting Dick Grayson Would Include

•You are an alien from a planet in a nearby star system where your people hold the many different lights and constellations that shine in the sky in the highest esteem


•You were out navigating a new when there is a malfunction that causes your ship to crash land on Earth


•Lost and confused, you search the area for help. Of course, people are confused when they see a random, indigo-eyed alien rambling to them in some unknown language


•Luckily for you, the commotion of your arrival causes the Teen Titans to arrive on the scene to investigate


•A black-haired boy cautiously approaches you, and you swear that you’ve never seen anyone so beautiful. His cerulean eyes share the same glimmer as the stars above your home planet


•As you start to speak to him in your native tongue, he tilts his head to the side and says something that you don’t understand


•Seconds later, he places a strange looking device around your wrist and everything clicks into place. Now, you can understand his words, and he can clearly hear yours


•”Hello, my name is Nightwing, and I’m with a group called the Teen Titans. This planet is called Earth” Earth? The word sounds silly on your tongue


•After introducing yourself, the boy smiles kindly and introduces his friends who all offer you polite waves and gentle grins


•You decided that you quite liked Earth, and this… Nightwing boy. Especially the Nightwing boy

He [The student of knowledge] is a person of Da’wah and he spreads good amongst the people, but his home is void of the good that is with him.

His home is void of the knowledge he has. His wife, his children and his parents are void of the knowledge he has.

- Shaykh Muhammad Ramzaan al Haajiri

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SO I’M READING MY OLD NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS FANFICTION

AND APPARENTLY I MADE THIS PARODY HIGH SCHOOL FIC THAT I REWROTE???? AND INSTEAD OF BEING EMBARRASSED I AM FUCKING L A U G H I N G

Like, you’d think winter would be fun and not to mention cool after looking at all the adorable and amazing artworks with snowball fights, snowmen, and whatever.

After finding myself lead to an incredible writer through an author spotlight, I have decided to do something similar as an ongoing project throughout 2018, since it is such a fantastic idea! I remember I started doing one of these long, long ago on sugascript. Unfortunately, that was right before I left that blog, so it never went far.

The general idea of this is that I will, rather simply, recommend an author whose works I have thoroughly enjoyed reading. The selection of the authors will be based on nothing more than my personal appeal to their work. Due to this, the frequency of these author recommendation posts will be all over the place since my reading patterns severely fluctuate. The posts will include: a paragraph regarding what I adore about their writing, the author’s area of strength (character development, writing angst, plot intricacy, etc) and links to their master list and potentially my favourite work by them (if I can pick just one!). At least, this will be a base for each of the recommendations, though not strictly all that I write about.

I hope you each of you will look forward to these author recommendations, and that they enable you to discover some amazing writers that you have never had the chance to read before!

hey can someone send me some quick art prompts for like lil warm-up sketches? 

okay this is a rant sorry this is so long BUT


im soooo fucking tired of people (especially boys) telling me to stop worrying about my grades so much!!!!!! sorry that im busting my ass so i can be a successful surgeon!!!!! sorry im an ambitious woman!!! like i get that YOU wanna sit on ur ass all day and play video games but stop projecting on me!!!!! as a woman im going to have to work twice as hard to be recognized as a surgeon but yeah. i worry too fucking much right??

pokemon trainer aus are the best. the best. i don’t care what fandom you’re in, seeing your fav characters with their pokemon team based off their personalities like holy shit

and oh. oh. the ships. hrrrrrrrggggg it’s the best thing, like, especially if you have a different type team going on. fire type vs. water type thing??? DARK TYPE VS. FAIRY TYPE?????? AND THEY BATTLE EACH OTHER AND/OR TEAM UP?????!!!?!?!?

BEST.

Remember this guy?

Who is probably also this guy?

Well, apparently he’s back in chapter 162…

And I uh….. have my concerns…..