i would like a tarantula

  • Me: A corn snake is my dream snake and I will never need another pet again if I am just allowed to get this snake.
  • Me: -gets corn snake-
  • Me: I love my corn snake so much, but I really love ball pythons. They're my dream snake.
  • Me: -brings a ball python home-
  • Me: Short-tail pythons are truly my dream snake. I will be completely done with reptiles if I jus-