i would have shit myself

thanks for inviting me to the party. if you need me, i’ll be in the corner, drinking & trying not to make eye contact

did some facial ref practice with the vento aureo gang also @ davidpro part 5 when????

i wish i could do things right and i wish i had motivation to get up

nothing beats awkwardly trying to explain being ace without…actually using the word

Voltron Paladins with everything my friends and I have said (Part I)
  • Lance: someone insult me so I can be motivated to clean my room.
  • Pidge: Kpop is fake.
  • Hunk: Yeah, dispose those posters.
  • Lance: fuck you guys.
  • Keith: Yeah sure.
  • ...
  • Keith: Looks, I am a good student okay? I just went in to the office and casually said "This is my knife"
  • ...
  • Allura: I can't think straight...
  • Lance: then think gay *finger guns*
  • ...
  • Pidge: you can just go silent and eat your grass
  • ...
  • Keith: *looks at Lance* You're a slut
  • Lance: ...
  • Kieth: But you're my slut
  • ...
  • Allua: Okay, what happened?
  • Pidge: Shit happened.
  • Allua: You were all fighting over a one freakin' misunderstood sentence???
  • Hunk: *arguing
  • Allura: and then shit happened.
  • ...
  • Keith: I love to see the world burn ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒˆ
  • Shiro: I would like to see myself burn and die

Get you a man that can do both @crankgameplays

Yo WASSUP 👋👋 MY VANITAS CRAVING HOES 😍😍😜😜💯💦 Its THAT time again 🕒🕒📆⏰ the twenty SUCCond 🍆💦 of THIS MONTH 📆📆☀️ where we are #BLESSD 🙏😫🙏 with YET ANOTHER CHAPTER 📚📖 fROM MOCHIZUKIS GLORIOUS ASS 🍑📚💦😍😍 and this ones BOUND ⛓🖇 to be FILLED 🍆💦🍺😫 with tales of SXXY GOODNESS 😘👙🍆🍑💦😫😫💯so NO KIDS ALLOWED 🙅👧👦🚫🚫 this content is STRICTLY 🔞18➕➕ ONLY 🙅🙅😫 lest your child’s EYES BURN 🔥👀👀 FROM THE SLUTINESS 😘💯💯 send this 💌💌 to 🔟 of Vanitas’ PIMPEST HOES 🌚👙💦😍💯 to PROTECT ⚔️🛡 a child’s eyes 👧👀🛡🔥 from DADDY RUTHVENS 🤵😍😍💯 DAD BOD 💪💪💦🔥😍😘😜

Lance.exe has stopped working.

Just Lance in his new favorite T-Shirt. I added the tag sticking out as another sign of him being flustered. Just to see and… I loved it so much it stayed. XD

Art for my Klance Oneshot: Let Me Take Care of You which I hope to finish soon.

Companion Art


anonymous asked:

I genuinely hope you find happiness in England, and I hope the nhs can help you- free healthcare rocks :> <3

ME. FUCKING. TOO. this year has been a /catastrophe/ for me as someone chronically and mentally ill and not getting the healthcare ive needed…

man like the month i just spent in London w Sam was so good and it was so good FOR me…before i left i was so sick, i didnt think id be able to do ANYTHING while i was there…but it was amazing, being able to be with someone i really loved, who wanted to help me manage all my problems without any complaints (they went and bought a ton of food that i could eat before i even got there bc i have weirdly specific dietary needs lmao) and it was just. so nice. we were able to watch out for each other and we both benefitted from it so much. i was still sick, i still had pain and fatigue and anxiety but i also had THEM and they didnt hold any of my disability against me even once. and after a relationship where i was routinely manipulated as a result of the help i needed just to live with my illnesses, it was…world-changing.

and if i could get good health care ON TOP OF THAT boy oh boy we are in business i might actually be able to really focus on my art again and start living the life i WANT 

Okay, in some moment of bv Behind Cam 2 Jin and Joonie are sit in the restaurant talking about what they’ll eat. Jin says how he get free things bc he is handsome and Joonie find it very funny, they both laugh and look to each other and bitch HOW NAMJOON CAN SURVIVE? If someone Jin looked at me like that i would pass out! Namjin are ruining me these days. My Sin family heart can’t resist like that.

the problem with dn hogwarts aus is that everyone is a fucking slytherin it’s embarrassing