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Letter Ask

A- At what age did you have your first kiss?
B- Have you ever been in love?
C- Do you have a crush/who is it?
D- Have you ever dated anyone?
E- What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done?
F- Have you ever flown in a plane?
G- Do you prefer boys, girls, both, or neither?
H- How many times have you been in love?
I- What are your interests?
J- What is the worst joke you’ve ever heard?
K- How many times have you been kissed?
L- Are you in love?
M- What’s most important to you?
N- Have you/would you ever send nudes?
O- How often do you cry?
P- What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done in public?
Q- Make up your own question
R- Are you right or left handed?
S- What is your weirdest sexual fantasy?
T- Do you trust easily?
U- What style of underwear do you wear?
V- Are you a virgin?
W- Who is your best friend?
X- What are your exes like?
Y- What’s your favorite place to be?
Z- How many words can you list that start with the letter z?

peter after cacw
  • aunt may: hey what languages are you taking next year? spanish? french? german?
  • peter: german??? the language of germany??? wow I would've never, I, Peter Parker, have never even thought of taking that language because I, honestly and truthfully, have never gone to Germany. i have never EVER fought anyone in germany if that's what youre trying to say, I've always been in my room, doing my homework and dumpster diving, I would NEVER E V E R even try to go to germany, it's a horrible place, not that I would know BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE
  • aunt may: what the fuck

please note i’d never actually do this but ??

…but every since this fucking lady threw a HUGE tantrum at my register the other day literally screaming for my (full) name and phone number and all other info to “get me fired” i’ve been thinking about this… do these fucktards not realize that /I/ literally have access to all their information from their rewards account? Our store has a free rewards program and for the most part people easily give us their F/L names, address, phone number, etc. 

How about I turn the tables and contact YOUR boss Sharron, and tell her how YOU s c r e a m e d like a god damn CHILD for 20 mintues in the middle of my store and see how YOUR boss likes it? How would your boss react if I told them you cussed out three underage employees to tears??

what if I DEMAND that YOU be TERMINATED for your behavior in MY store??? 

#petition for us workers to demand tantrum-throwing customers information to report THEM to THEIR bosses

((again I’d never ever do anything like this but, hey, a girl can dream about it))

DATING MARK OR basically boyfriend!mark

im even ready for this asdfghjkl;

  • bro mark would be so freaking perfect as boyfriend 
  • like he would be so into calling each other “babe” because it’s so freaking cute NOT TO MENTION HE WOULD GIVE YOU THAT CUTE ASS SMILE LIKE THE ONE ABOVE
  • lots of hand holding especially around the other members
  • normal conversations in English that somehow drift into Korean and you guys are just speaking a mixture of both  
  • lots and lots and lots of KISSES
  • cute goodmorning/goodnight calls because he prefers listening to your voice before he goes to sleep and right before he wakes up 
  • random ugly snaps in the middle of the day, whether he’s on tour, at practice JUST WHENEVER OKAY  
  • back hugs
  • back hugs 
  • did i say back hugs 
  • *calms down* dEEP BREATHS 
  • datessssss 
  • i feel like you and mark would have lots of dates
  • but like not the types where you always go out and do something 
  • more of the stay at home and watch a movie and make cookies type
  • but of course there would be the casual ones like taking coco for a walk WITH POOR EOMMA YOUNGJAE CALLING EVERY SECOND WONDERING WHERE THEY KIDNAPPED HIS POOR BABY 
  • and there would be the dates where Jackson would tag along mostly because you could never say no to him simply because he was annoying as fuckkk
  • there would also those dates where we have jinyoung spamming mark because that’s his man and you have no right just “taking him and seducing him” 
  • but back to being serious and to what all you lil hoes have been waiting for  S I N 
  • so basically sex with mark would be special
  • you guys would have restless nights of love making 
  • meaningful love bites trailing down your chest and thighs 
  • sweet whispers of i love you’s 
  • lots and lots of ass grabbing 
  • lets be S E R I O U S mark tuan is an ass person 
  • but he would love each and every single inch of your body
  • but of course mark tuan isn’t anything but vanilla in bed 
  • 95% of the time you guys aren’t whispering sweet nothings into each others ears you’re moaning curse words out loud keeping up you’re neighbors for the 3rd night in a row
  • which one of the main reasons you don’t sleep over at the dorms half of the time
  • heavy breathing and tiny lil whimpers coming out of his mouth simply because YOU WORK HIM SOOO GOOD!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!
  • long line of curse words leaving each others mouths with moans coming right after each one of them 
  • finishing each other still feeling as euphoric as you did in the moment
  • mark picking up his t shirt and putting in on you and laying you back down taking you into his embrace 
  • staring at each other in silence as he strokes your hair feeling lucky as ever because you’re his girl and he’s yours while feeling content over the fact that his family may be thousands of miles away but he has never felt so at home laying down next you in each others embrace 
  • thinking about the future but not to far into it because all he knows is that he wants you by his side forever and that’s all he is asking for
  • being perfect in each others eyes

                                                                      ~ Erica


anonymous asked:

I really love your writing and now I'm pan for vanderwood i hope you're happy >:3 If it's no trouble, could you please write rfa + minor trio reacting to a usually hyper and happy mc feeling really down (because they feel misunderstood or got triggered)? I hope I don't bother you with that request, I could just really use some love and care from the baes ^^;; Love and hugs, have a wonderful day!

✿  *cracks knuckles* Boy, it’s been awhile, huh? I polished off my finals a few days ago, and while I won’t be churning headcanons out at a super fast rate, I thought it was time I give this blog some TLC!


  • His brain goes into terror-alert mode when you don’t tackle-hug him the minute he gets home from work. Living with you is sort of like living with a hyperactive puppy, and his first thought is, oh god, are you dead? Did you slip and fall in the shower? Did aliens kidnap you and are now experimenting on your lifeless body? W h e r e a r e y o u.
  • The answer to “where are you” is “in the bedroom, having a lie-down”. He breathes a sigh of relief when you turn over and look at him, but still, that weak way you smile as you say hey leaves him concerned.
  • He immediately asks you what’s wrong. Are you feeling sick? Should he get you anything? Do you have a cold? Have you been eating enough fruit? Have you…–??
  • This manages to make you laugh a bit, and you sit up enough so you can pull him back down to the bed. You just want a hug, you say. And some comfort.
  • Yoosung is happy to oblige. After all, he’s a vet, isn’t he? He’ll always take care of you, his adorable little angel.


  • When Zen finds you staring absently out the window, his first cheer-up attempt is to call you by every pet name he knows. Starshine! Sugardrop! Love! Darling! Gooey-sweetie-snuggle-bottom hunie bear!
  • (you smack him lightly for that last one.)
  • Next, he tries every pick up line he knows. He compares your beauty to the moon shining on the lake, he recites poetry, he even sings you a little sonnet, and when he finally gets you to smile a little, he asks you what’s wrong.
  • (he wanted to make whatever it was feel a little less fresh before you talked about it, after all.)
  • He takes you on a motorcycle ride after, since that always helped distract him - though he obeys all the road laws on this one, because his precious, precious blossom is with him right now. He takes you out to one of his special places, and he helps you forget whatever it was that upset you.
  • It’s hard to be unhappy when the warm wind is on your face and a handsome man is at your side.


  • She finds you in the closet of the bakery, and you apologize, because you wanted to be better before she found you. You didn’t want to bother her. You know that you’re supposed to be the happy one, the cheerful one, the person rooting her on and keeping her sane when the world is building up around her.
  • She tells you that’s nonsense, brings you a cup of tea and a new cake she’s working on, and asks you to tell her what’s wrong.
  • Jaehee is so good at listening. She’s careful, attentive, and treats everything you say seriously. She never makes fun of you, or tells you that you’re overreacting or silly.
  • Jaehee would probably dropkick your problems if she could, but she can’t, so she settles for hugging you, petting your hair gently, before bringing you another drink and some of the flowers from the rosebushes outside.


  • You try to smile at Jumin when he comes home, and you’re doing so well, but then everything cracks apart, your smile falters, and you find you’re sobbing on the couch with a baffled Jumin in the doorway.
  • He only stands still for a moment. He literally VAULTS OVER THE CHAIR because it is the FASTEST PATH TOO YOU, and if you weren’t emotionally compromised, it would have been hilarious to see this man in a ten-thousand dollar suit act like a college track star.
  • He basically scoops you up, much like you’re a cat, and he tells you to tell him e v e r y t h i n g. When you say you don’t want to trouble him, you know how much it means to him to have you waiting at home for him, all cheerful and happy, he says that is NONSENSE. It isn’t you being cheerful that makes him happy, it’s you being you that does. And sometimes you’re going to be sad.
  • And he’s going to make you feel better when you are.


  • Seven knows immediately that your smile is forced. How could he not? He’s faked so many smiles over his years of being alive that he’s become all-too able to recognize the same expression on someone else’s face.
  • He doesn’t want to force it out of you, so he turns off the lights suddenly, leaving the star-shaped lights you have suspended from the ceiling as the only thing illuminating the room, and then pulls you up to dance.
  • He twirls you, spins you, is surprisingly graceful with you, despite being a total and complete nerd - though, he was a former secret agent, perhaps dancing came with the job. And you don’t have to pretend, you don’t have to say anything, you just have to… dance.
  • It helps. And when he holds you, during the ‘slow dance’ portion, you tell him what’s wrong as he rubs your back gently. And then you dance some more, because the world keeps spinning, despite the trials and tribulations you have to undergo.
  • You reminded Seven that he had a future, and now it’s his turn to remind you that you have one too.


  • V sits with you quietly and never blames you, even though you know he’s been through so much already and shouldn’t have to deal with your shit. You should be happy! You should be cheerful! You ARE genuinely happy and cheerful most of the time, taking him on dates and bringing the world to him, but today you just… can’t.
  • You can’t. You feel guilty, but you can’t.
  • He tells you that it is not your fault. You are human. You are allowed to be sad. You tell him all these things, and the same applies to you, too. He bops your nose with his finger when you try to protest, and you lean against him, letting him hold you and gently rub your shoulder.
  • After awhile, he brings out his phone, and he shows you all of the cute animal photos he’s taken over the years. It’s hard for him now, but he has so many memories captured on his various memory cards, and he shares them with you in a quiet room and a fond voice.

Unknown (Saeran)

  • Saeran doesn’t know how to comfort you, so he makes a dozen pancakes using the container of Bisquick you have into the cabinet and then shoves one into your face like a burrito.
  • “What was that for,” you ask, after you’ve managed to chew and swallow, and he just puts another directly into your mouth, effectively using it as a fluffy batter gag.
  • You eat that one too, staring directly at him the entire time.
  • “Are you feeling better,” he asks once you’re finished, and you reply that you’re mostly just really confused. 
  • One of the websites he’d read said that making pancakes for people was an expression of love, so he figured that would be enough to make you feel better, right?
  • You eat fruit to get better from a cold, so love should help you get better when you’re sad… right?
  • Right, you say, because Saeran is a prickly moron, but somehow his deranged antics make it hard to stay depressed.


  • Vanderwood is really bad at this gooey, lovey-dovey shit, so when they notice you don’t have quite as much pep in your step as usual, they aren’t really sure what to do. They do know, however, that they should do something, so they decide to tell you a joke.
  • “Knock knock,” they say, and you do a bit of a double-take, because Vanderwood isn’t really the type. But you’re intrigued enough that it momentarily distracts you from what’s making you gloomy, so you ask, “Who’s there?”
  • “Etch.”
  • “…Etch… who?”
  • “Bless you,” they say, in a perfectly flat voice, and you laugh at how stupid it is.
  • “Knock knock,” they say again, hands in their pockets, and you’re delighted at this point.
  • “Who’s there?”
  • “Seven.”
  • “Seven who?”
  • They clear your throat. “Seven, you motherfucker, you know I don’t speak Arabic, so open your goddamn door.”
  • (You cover your face and snort.)
  • “Knock knock,” they say a third time, and you notice they look a bit shyer now.
  • “Who’s there?”
  • “Al.”
  • “Al who?”
  • “Al…” They rub their mouth, averting their eyes. “….Al give you a kiss if you open the door.”
  • You, sufficiently cheered up by this ridiculous display, peck them on the lips and thank them for being wonderfully embarrassing.


  • Peter would have never been to a concert
  • But he would have heard tales about May and Ben’s trips to various concerts and festivals
  • He would have always wanted to go but knew that he didn’t have the time or the money
  • Big, warm hugs and laughs of disbelief
  • “When is it?”
  • “This weekend”
  • “You mean like, tomorrow, this weekend?”
  • “Yeah”
  • “Oh my -“
  • He’d be breathing so heavily and grinning so much and aw just so exciTED
  • For the rest of the day you guys would ONLY listen to that band while you hung out in his room
  • “What color do you think this song is gonna be?”
  • “What?”
  • “You know, how the lights are different colors at concerts and stuff, what color do you think this one is gonna be?”
  • “Oh, I dunno, Peter”
  • “I think it’s gonna have purple lights.”
  • You’d just smile and shake your head causE DO r K
  • The next morning you’d get some texts from him
  • “YOU READY?”
  • It’d be at like 7 in the morning too like why is this boy even uP
  • He’d come over a few hours prior with snacks and stuff
  • “Is this okay? What I’m wearing? I didn’t know what to wear.”
  • He’d be in a plain t-shirt with an old jacket on over
  • Looking real cute
  • “Looks great, Peter”
  • He’d just give a relieved smile aww
  • He would have also brought some special earpieces Tony made to make the sound less intense for his special spidey hearing
  • He’d sit on your bed and watch you get ready
  • Like be so amazed watching you do your makeup
  • “How do you - how doesn’t that hurt?”
  • “It’s just mascara, Peter”
  • You’d both be cracking up by the end because he’d be making stupid faces behind you in the mirror trying to get you to mess up
  • “We’re going to see them oh my gosh”
  • “They’re going to be right in front of us”
  • “oh my gosh”
  • s o  g i d d y
  • You’d get to the venue with your tickets and the sun would be setting
  • A small crowd would be gathered around the door
  • You’d both thank the ticket lady and head in
  • It’d be an outdoor concert
  • An amphitheater kind of thing
  • Small groups of people would be gathered around in various places and you guys would head up towards the front
  • The lights would start to dim and since the band was kind of obscure, there wouldn’t be an opener
  • Peter would be really jumpy at your side and would keep turning and just smiling really big at you
  • The band members would come on stage and you’d both
  • lose
  • it
  • Like I’m talking Peter’s jaw would drop and you’d just be stammering
  • “Ohmygodohmygodohmygod”
  • Peter would be hitting your shoulder over and over in shock
  • And then you’d both start screaming and hollering and Peter’s hands would shoot up in the air
  • The members would be silhouetted by a blue glow and smoke and fog would be billowing from the machines on the stage
  • The sky would be nearly dark now
  • The shadows of stars peeking out behind the blankets of smoke
  • The band would wave and move to their places on the stage
  • Peter would turn to you with such wide eyes
  • “It’s actually them”
  • “Oh my god it’s actually them”
  • Literally this kiddo would be on the verge of tears
  • Light, hearty laughs of disbelief awww
  • You’d both be jumpy and giggly
  • “Thank you so much for inviting me ohmygod”
  • “Who else would I go with you dork”
  • Goofy smiles uF
  • The bassist would strum his first note and it would crash over the whole area
  • Wild cheers would erupt and Peter would do a gasp-exhale type thing
  • And they’re hit another note, getting more cheers
  • Peter would be smiling and laughing bubbly laughs, as would you
  • Soon, the song would start up
  • The drummer would start with the beat and then the guitarist would start strumming
  • The singer would be swaying a little bit with their head down in the middle of the stage, hand gripping the microphone
  • You’d be struggling to make yourself watch them because Peter’s face would be pRICELESS.
  • His features would be intensified with the contrast of the dark of the night and the glow of the stage
  • Eyes open wide and bright with reflections of blue
  • His mouth would be gently open and the corner would be tugging into a smile
  • Curls tucked neatly and jacket strings uneven
  • Breathless and in disbelief
  • s h o o t
  • The song would start to pick up, along with the bassline, and the whole area would be throbbing with the beat
  • The shadows of heads in front of you would be nodding along and swaying
  • Peter would be smiling really wide now, gently shaking his head and swaying his shoulders
  • He’d keep looking over at you, watching you bite your lip and move to the song
  • It would get to the heavy part of the song and the bass would be sO intense
  • Peter would turn to you and tap the center of his chest
  • “I can feel it, I can feel the beat”
  • You’d be grinning at how he was having to shout a little bit to be heard
  • You’d nod and smile at him
  • “I can feel it, too, Peter”
  • He’d breathlessly laugh and keep his hand on his chest
  • “We have the same heartbeat”
  • He’d turn back to you with his realization, wide-eyed and giddy
  • “We all have the same heartbeat”
  • He’d gesture to the field of people
  • You’d giggle and nod, patting your chest
  • A couple more songs would go on and slowly Peter would get more comfortable dancing
  • Little nods and lip bites and head shakes and his hands would be tapping his hips
  • His neat curls would nOt be neat anymore
  • They’d be falling over his forehead, a little damp with sweat, shaken from all of the goofy dancing
  • He’d even start shouting out the lyrics to the songs he knew well
  • Fist pumping occasionally
  • You’d start to do the same and you guys would be aw so cute
  • But you’d also be like that couple
  • Holding hands and crap
  • Cause Peter was normally weird about PDA and so were you
  • Like uhh no one wants to see that that’s for later
  • But he’d be so adrenaline-filled
  • Like at one point he’d just turn to you with the biggest grin on his face and pull you into a kiss
  • You’d feel the buzz of the music on your lips
  • Warm and strong and happy and humming
  • You guys would both start laughing and break away
  • And then thAt song would come on
  • The one you guys were talking about earlier
  • The lights would go from a light yellow to a cold purple and Peter would turn to you, wide-eyed
  • “It’s the song, it’s the song, it’s puRPLE
  • He’d be so jumpy and giggly
  • “Yeah, I knew it I KnEW IT”
  • AW
  • He looked really good in the purple lighting too like cmon but he also looked good in any lighting though so
  • The band would finish up with a slower song
  • It was one that you guys had a lot of memories with
  • He had come over when you were sad and pulled you off the bed to dance with you
  • It had helped a lot
  • May had also had it playing one day while you were chilling on the couch
  • You had hummed to the beat and snuggled more
  • One day you guys had been baking to the song
  • Might have also made out to it one time whoOps
  • When the song ended you guys would both be so sappy and content 
  • Your head against his shoulder
  • One hand holding his arm, the other looped in his hand
  • He’d mumble into your hair, sighing as the lights faded
  • “You’re the best.”
  • “So are you, Parker.”

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∙ squishy cheeks 25/8
∙ you’d have 198738 pets and he would name them all, but you would never complain coz he cute
∙ even in the beginning of your relationship he would talk about kids, but you wouldn’t get scared or anything because you were in awe of how much passion he had for starting a family
∙ he’d have like a sixth sense and could just tell when there was a kid around
∙ you’d find yourself smiling as you watch him hold a baby in his arms as it immediately stops crying or play with a toddler and just think of your future famalam together 
∙ matching gucci obvs
∙ (rare) arguments; during silence after you two had been shouting, he would just look up at your face and smirk, making you try to fight a smile but it could never work
∙ so when you did finally smile, he would laugh and walk over to hug you and neither of you would have to say sorry because you both knew you meant it with out saying a word
∙ “Y/N, what do you love about me?”
∙ “remind me again…why do you love me?
∙ during the breaks at dance practice, he phones to ask how your day has been
∙ p a s s i o n a t e s e x a l l d a y e v e r y d a y
∙ skinshipskinshipskinship
∙ raspy voice, tired eyes, messy hair
∙ taes proposal: the most intimate and heartfelt thing E V E R
∙ would 12234567% cry seeing you walk down the aisle
∙ then one day; the day you tell him your pregnant
∙ he would sob like the baby y’all are having

Bill Denbrough: Late at Night

Pairing: Bill Denbrough x Reader (gender neutral)

Originally posted by eucalles

Suggested by @trashyemonerd

A/n: takes place after the 1997 occurances, also this is the second one I’ve written abt a a loser and (y/n) in an arcade

Warnings: cursing and kissing (idk if kissing needs a warning??“

“F-Fuck you (y-y/n)!” Bill said with a pout on his face.

“Come on… what are you, a pussy?” You ask him jokingly and turn on your flashlight.

You worked at the local arcade, and so in a attempt to have some fun, you decided to take Bill to your workplace after it had closed down late at night. Maybe you were just used to closing the place up, but it wasn’t spooky to you at all. Bill, on the other hand, was plenty spooked. He clung to your arm and was slouching significantly.

You take another step on the ugly and brightly colored rug, and at once, all of the arcade games blared sounds and got super bright. Now this, obviously scares you.

“W-why is th-this happen-ning?!” Bill yells and gripping your arm tighter with wide eyes. You have no idea what was happening, and you almost scream.

“I have no clue!” You say back frantically

The games all calmed down, and you rush to a nearby wall to turn on the lights. You look at where the two of you had just been standing, and sighed.

“See? It’s just the power surge!” You say as you look at the wire that you two had accidentally stepped on (you weren’t 100% sure what a power surge was, but you wanted both Bill and yourself to calm down).

“O-oh” he said, and luckily he had believed your answer.

You sit Bill down at a table, and head to the back to grab the both of you a pretzel and a coke to share. You sit down next to Bill with the new snacks and offer them to him silently.

The both of you sit in a silence for a while, just sipping the drink and taking bites of the pretzel.

“W-what do y-you want to d-do?” He asks you.

You go silent for a second and stare at the Denbrough boy before you get an idea.

“Truth or dare?” You ask him shyly, “it’s a throwback to 7th grade!”

He nods his head a smiles “al-alright… b-but you have t-to go f-first!”

“Hmmm… would you rather have to kiss Eddie or Eddie’s mom?”

“E-ew! I guess… e-eddie.” He says with a look of disgust on his face. “B-but I’d r-rather k-kiss a r-rat if th-that wa-was an option”

You laugh at his statement, and nod your head in agreement.

“When was your first kiss?” He asks you and takes a sip of the coke.

“Oh jeez-” you say pretending to be in thought, “uh- sorry to break it to you, but I’ve never been kissed Mr. Denbrough.” You blush, knowing that most of the kids your age have kissed someone before. It’s not that you didn’t want to kiss anyone, quit the opposite in fact. The opportunity to kiss someone just never arose. However, You desperately wanted to kiss the adorable boy in front of you.

“O-oh.” He said, embarrassed.

You already knew his first kiss had been with a girl who had moved away a few years ago, named Beverly. You were jealous of the girl, but there was no way you could blame her. I mean, he was breathtaking.

“What’s it like?” You and him, regretting the thoughtless question as soon as it left your mouth.


“You know… to kiss someone. What’s it like?” You say slowly

“O-oh… I-it’s d-different for e-each p-person, b-but i-if it’s so-someone th-that you like, th-then I-it’s p-pretty nice i-i guess.”

You can tell that he’s a bit uncomfortable with talking about it, but you still decide to press on.

“But what does it feel like? Like emotionally?”

“I-I uh…” he says and just kind of stares at you, and you can tell that he’s thinking about Beverly, whom he hasn’t seen in years.

“S-sorry, I gotta g-go home now (y-y/n)” he says and suddenly stands up, “my m-mom w-will f-freak if I’m n-not home soon.”

You know he’s lying, he snuck out, and his mom wouldn’t care either. He turns to walk out of the arcade’s back door, but you stand and grab his hand.

“Wait! You can’t leave me!” You say to him

He sighs and stops trying to walk away, and looks up at you with a lopsided smile.

“I-it’s like th-this.” He says and kisses you on the lips.

You stand on your tippy-toes to reach his lips, and he puts his hand under your chin gently. You wrap your arms behind his neck and around his back, and tilt your head. It felt soft, yet like sparks from a firework were hitting you on the face. Your head felt floaty, and you wanted the moment to last forever.

Finally, the two of you pull apart and your faces are bright red.

“Are- is this a thing now?” You ask him and hold his hand in yours.

When he doesn’t answer you, you look at him and ask “Are we okay?”

“Y-yeah. Th-this is definitely a th-thing and w-we are b-better th-than okay.” He says and smiles one of the widest smiles you’ve ever seen adorn his face.

Shit i hate people say/believe about Jeffrey Dahmer

  • Thinking they could change him by being a listening ear for him
  • Making him look like a misunderstood man who didn’t knew what he was doing
  • Him torturing animals
  • Believing that he didn’t had a choice and HAD to kill
  • Him being a racist
  • Believing that he did loved women when he was in prison because he sent them “"love”“ letters
  • Believing that he wouldn’t kill you because ‘you’re special’
  • "My pussy is so special it WILL make him straight”
  • Ignoring the fact that he raped and killed 2 14 years olds
  • T H E F A K E A S S P I C T U R E S
  • Thinking he would have been a fun guy to be with as a teenager (honestly, did you even thought about befriending the nerdy weird kid in your school?)
  • Finding it not selfish of him to kill innocent people just so he could have (temporary) company
  • Wanting him to be freed because he was handsome and mentally ill?????

Hate all u want, i’m spilling the truth.


New short interview on Grazia italia, Eddie interviewed in Venice by Piero Macchioni.

Eddie spoke about two babies, a magician and a pair of jeans

Fifteen years ago Eddie , was among the students of  Deborah Howard, Cambridge University arts teacher , in Venice.I wonder what would  say now Howard Professor of billboard with the portrait of his pupil redhead who currently holds one of  lagoon palaces.

E:R: “yes, I’m sorry you have to see my face” says Eddie laughing.. Eddie  came to Venice as Omega face and guest of honor at the Omega Sea Master Aqua Terra gala.

E:R: : Everything started with a call: “ Eddie we are going to shoot a new campaign in Ibiza on boat”. That experience, for me has been like concentrate an entire summer of holiday in one day. Instead, my wife said only. “ Bastard I want your job”.

Eddie ‘came to Venice with his wife Hannah.

E,R;. I would like to be a good guide for Hannah and tell her what I studied about Venice, but I don’t have a good memory: about that time i remeber   particularly the strong emotions. 

E.R::I knew Hannah at school, but our first date was in Florence. I had four  holidays days before to start to shoot Les  Miserables, so I'proposed to her  to come in Italy. She said “You’re joking, right?” me “No”. She didn.t see me like actor, but like the boy who she known from a long time.The first evening walking on the Santa Trinita bridge, an italian girl knowed me and said “ Look there’s Jack !! There’s jack!” my The Pillars of The earth  character, and Hannah “ Noo It’s wrong he’ s Eddie”

Eddie Redmayne and Hannah Bagshawe married on December 2014 and have become Iris’s parents on June 2016.

In these days they annunced the second  Hannah’s pregnancy .

E.R.: I’m ready to repeat the exeperience, without to sleep and living with a sort of jet-lag and melt at  the first smile! the last year was unique. because even if our Iris was very small, we went in Brazil for Olimpic Games, and I allowed myself a year off to understand and live my fatherhood, and control my life.

How is changed your life?

E.R: A lot, living your life with a doughter, it’s another thing. Every day it’s different and we’re going to change our life for Iris, we w’d like she sleep till seven in the morning, so if I want leaving home early, I have to do it like a Ninja:I have to leave my shoes outside the door, dressed in silence, and not to slam doors.

Let’s talk about Smartphone:

E.R.: We’re smartphone’s dipendent, even if we hate it, and decreases ouf attention. hannah repeat always she would be mother during our parents period, but they remeber us, at that time, we’ re mesmerized by television. My hope it’s when my doughter will be big enough to have a cell phone, my generation has learned from own  mistakes.

Eddie doesn’t joke, he’s no active on Instagram. Doesn’t he  want to be social dependent ? Maybe. The world cinema calls Eddie “ Man of other times” he’s a very gentleman, and carefully avoids the topics Hollywood’s scandals.

The Theory of Everything a part, he played always costumed characters: Newton Scamander, Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them, Lili Elbe- The danish Girl, Marius - Les Miserables…. He jokes about it 

E:R.: I w’d like to play a contemporary role,   where  wears a pair of jeans, going on set,  mussed hair and say, ok I’m ready.

I told him that an Academy Awards should have no problem to find a script who satisfies himself . Eddie leaves the cup of tea on the table,  lowers his voice and said: “ Win an Oscar it’s  never been my  inspiration, I think  it’s enough extraodinary to live playng. To do what you love it’s so  beautiful that should be illegal,. you live  too much emotion.

E.R.: Most of the roles I’ve played before they did not seem good for me, maybe  I just have to trust what others find in me.

What they see?

E.R.: when you play a character you made a research before on him, then you try to create using what you learn, and you leave on him something about you.


long distance relationship au

okay so i’m still emo about this one where Shiro and Keith are together but obviously aren’t in one place but they make it work because they are willing to try. So here are the ones I drew of ShiroKeith & the finale for visual purposes.

  • Shiro is two years older than Keith
  • They got together in college because they had the same Advance International Governance and Law class
  • Shiro was graduating to pursue med school (I want to help people, Keith)
  • Keith was friggin proud of course and he’s an art student
  • They talked it out because Shiro’s school will be somewhere far and if they were still going to continue their relationship and Shiro was worried because long distance relationships sometimes don’t work but
  • Keith kicked him “are you kidding me? of course we are, you idiot! or are you tired of me already? we just got together this year after 2 years of pining, Shiro wtf”
  • So they make it work
  • Shiro started med school and at first it was fine cause not much stuff going on yet. They skype after class and have skype dates 
  • Until exams happened and they got busy but they still do the usual skype thing but most of the time they just leave it on while they do their stuff and do small talk from time to time “Oh god, Keith I can’t seem to get this one right” “You’ll get it eventually–ah dammit my paint just spilled”
  • It’s so they can at least pretend they are still together in one place
  • But of course it’s fun too. They send each other silly photos of random stuff that remind them of each other. Shiro would send something red most of the time to Keith while Keith replies with a grumpy emoji because that grumpy cat doesn’t even look like him AT ALL
  • Keith does part time at the university library and whenever he arranged books in the YA section, he’d browse and totally-not-intentional would read and he would take a photo of a line from a book “she ran her fingers through his hair and gave him a kiss on the cheek” and he’d send it to Shiro with the caption “me to you” and SHIRO CRIES and he gets so emo because it was Keith’s first time sending that kind of photo and he loves it so he tells Keith that
  • and so Keith would send him lines from the books he’d read that he wanted to tell and do to Shiro. sometimes he’d take a photo of a tree that was so big and tall with the caption “this is you” and Shiro would be dying of laughter but he gets Keith’s humour
  • Shiro saved EV E R Y TH ING
  • They get matching everything–from beanies to shirts to bracelets to friggin lockets because they are that sappy couple
  • They send each other stuff thru mail like “i saw this set of paints that you’ve been wanting for so long and they have it here so i got it for you! enjoy!” “this mug is really nice it would match your stupid beautiful eyes that i apparently love for some really WEIRD reason –love keith”
  • It would go on for the whole year until term break happens and to hell with it Keith booked a flight to Shiro’s place with all his part time money
  • Shiro was excited! After a year of not seeing each other, he was finally going to see Keith. HE CLEANS HIS FLAT LIKE A MAD MAN EVERYTHING SHOULD BE SPOTLESS
  • Shiro drives to the airport and waits at the arrival area impatiently
  • Passengers have already started coming out and he looked around frantically waiting for a certain someone UNTIL HE SAW SOMEONE WALKING WITH A RED SUITCASE WEARING A CAP
  • And Shiro was so worried because KEITH STOP OMG YOU’RE BUMPING INTO PEOPLE but no Keith went on and when he was so close to his boyfriend, he lets go of his suitcase and glomped at Shiro (who thankfully was able to catch him good lord) and Keith hugged the hell out of him without saying anything
  • They remained like that for what felt like half an hour and they didn’t care if people were staring until Shiro heard a sob
  • Shiro rubbed his hand on Keith’s back without saying anything just letting Keith take it all in
  • “I’ve missed you so much” Keith finally said as he tightened his grip on Shiro burying his face even more into his neck
  • Shiro wanted to cry because god he loves Keith so much it’s crazy
  • “Me, too, Keith. Me, too.”

Leave a comment below ♥️ What are you waiting for right now? Right your prayer request below, then pray for the person above you and like their comment. Let her know she has someone praying for her today!

And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose. - Romans‬ ‭8:28‬

The enemy wants you to believe there are no likeminded people in your life, when in reality, God is able to pave the way for the most beautiful unlikely and unexpected friendships that you never would have thought of. God makes things happen when they are supposed to happen. Things that we did not even expect or perceive, He continues to do good things. Even when it comes to friendships.

The enemy wants you to think all the good guys are taken when in reality, God is training up strong men who love the Lord in the same way He is training up women. And some of these guys even get looked over because they don’t have the look or lifestyle of what the world perceives as successful or valuable, and as a result are overlooked and even friend-zoned. Trust that God will show you the right person when you are ready to see them and your husband is ready too! Everything is always at the right time in Him. Everything is always in season.

Maybe there are exciting opportunities waiting for you in a new city, at a new job, or in a new career or venture. But perhaps there are also things right here that God is working on to get you where He’s leading you. That’s how good God is. He is moving and shaping things around the clock, and revealing them to us when He is ready for us to see them.

Dear God, right now I pray I will find peace in knowing you have a very intentional plan for my life. I pray you will keep my heart strong and my eyes open and fixed on you and what you are doing. I know everything happens in your timing, and your timing is perfect. And I am trusting that with all I have, because I know that in you I always have something to look forward to. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.

Written by @morganhnichols for #TheDevoCo

When their S/O calls to tell them something important and drops their phone

Thank you for your request, my dear!  It’s been a while since the last time I heard from you!  I always enjoy getting requests from you, so don’t be shy!

Originally posted by daddyhyun-u


Leader-man is a pretty calm person by nature.  Very easy going, very gentle.  However, if you call him out of the blue one day while he’s at work and tell him you have something important you want to discuss with him…and then the line goes dead, this guy is going to be both confused and concerned.  I don’t see him jumping to any conclusions one way or the other, at least not right away, but I feel like the longer it takes for you to get to another phone and/or come see him, his concern will grow and fester until he can’t sit still anymore and just seeks you out himself.  When he finally finds you at home fussing over a new phone, Hyunwoo is going to put two and two together.  “Ah, that’s why the line went dead.  Babe, please just call next time.  I was worried.”

Originally posted by hawkeyx

Okay, this poor honey bun is going to freak out.  F R E A K! O U T!  Hoseok will have been practicing in the studio when his phone goes off.  He’ll be all excited because you’re calling and the second he picks up you can expect a cheery greeting that tells you just how much he adores you.  Of course, the second he hears the hitch in your voice, he’s going to temper back and softly ask if you’re okay.  The dreaded words ‘I need to talk to you about something’ would make his heart plummet, but he’d swallow his emotions and say okay.  If the line suddenly went dead, he’d be in a panic.  Lots of ‘hello?’s and ‘Jagi!’s.  Honestly he’s going to think the worst.  His brain is going to turn into a raging tornado that flits between ‘omg she’s breaking up with me’ and ‘omg she’s hurt, something terrible has happened to her’.  It is going to take the whole of Monsta X to keep him from breaking down and dashing out the door in a blind flurry just to find you.  Even if they reassure him you would never break up with especially since there is no reason to, he would still center himself around the fact that you could be hurt.  Not until you show up at the studio, broken phone in hand, will he calm down.  Those arms of his are going to wrap around you so tightly and he’s going to crush you to his body.  His heart will finally be at ease when you tell him you’re definitely not going to break up with him, but that you got let go from work.  “Aw, sweetheart.  I’m so sorry.  Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you.  Just promise me you’ll never scare me like that again.  I had no idea what to think!”

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Woooo! Finally something that I hope ya’ll enjoy. School started a week ago, and it’s all going according to keikaku so far, so that’s pretty good.

Word Count: 1014


Requests are OPEN

[YTN] = youtube name



  • “So, MC, what do you do for work? Or are you in College?”
  • “Oh, yeah. I’m in college and I work from home!”
  • He didn’t really ask about it again, until he was playing LOLOL with his friends.
  • “Duuuude, have you seen [YTN]? She’s a girl gamer! She’s basically asking me out…”
  • The other players in his group agreed, but he had no idea who the person was.
  • “Yoosung! Leave the game and just watch her letsplays. You won’t regret it.”
  • “Uggggghhhh, finnnne”
  • Tbh he wasn’t expecting very much, but he wanted to know what his friends were getting so hyped up about.
  • He clicked on the first video: BAD DAD: MC plays Dream Daddy | EP 1
  • “WHAT’S UP GUYS!? It’s ya gorl, MC! So you guys have been BEGGING for me to play, and I got my grubby little hands on it! As you’ve probably read from the title, I’m playing Gamegrump’s Dream Daddy!”
  • MC
  • Calls you up right away
  • “You didn’t ask”
  • Sometimes you bring him on as a guest
  • Your fans think ya’ll are really cute



  • Boi decides to venture in his fandom for once
  • He sees fanart of him and a girl who looks oddly fa2miliar
  • Many of the comments consist of “OTP” and “<3 ommmg they’d be so cute together!”
  • He looks up your name, MC, and sees that you have a pretty big youtube fandom
  • “MC??? You’re a youtuber?”
  • “Yeah! Since 2006 actually. It’s been so fun as the years go by. I can’t belive there’s so many people that want to see my silly videos”
  • “How many?”
  • “How many what, Zen”
  • “Followers? Subscribers?”
  • “Hmmm, I’d say about 7 million?”
  • Instantly becomes jealous
  • He LOVES them tho
  • Wants you to get into the acting business
  • That’s a no from you
  • “But we can be stars together!”
  • “Nah”
  • “We’ll see eacho ther every day?!”
  • “We already do, dummy”


ASMR/Slime Videos

  • She finds it really calming after a long day of work and elly
  • She brought work home, and just has some playing in the background
  • Suddenly, your voice fills her ears.
  • Clicking the youtube tab, sure enough, it’s you.
  • You’re making some glow in the dark slime and just talking about your day.
  • Soon enough, she’s seen almost all your videos
  • Inspires her to make slime
  • You find her in the kitchen with her laptop open, just A MESS
  • Glue everywhere
  • “Jaehee? What’s all this?”
  • “MC! I don’t know how you make these tutorials so simple looking!”
  • ????
  • R u
  • R u watching one of my videos????
  • “Yes I am now come over here and help me!”
  • You kiss her forehead and instruct her.
  • “Wow that made so much more sense”
  • “Haha I literally just said the exact same thing”


Product Reviews

  • He doesn’t think it’s a real job
  • Worries that his father or coworkers will see them and immediately calls for their removal
  • Ohhh boy, your subs are A N G E R Y
  • “Damn, Jumin! I’m not a porn star! I make respectable content!”
  • “Oh really, MC? Really?”
  • “Let me show you then!”
  • The video you pulled up was one where you were reviewing an as seen on TV product (the refined feline cat furniture to be exact)
  • Your cat was laying around your neck
  •           he likes it ok?!
  • “MC, who’s that?”
  • “Oh, that’s Bartholomeow. He’s my cat. But, he sadly passed away a couple months ago.” :(
  • “He’s very pretty. I think he and Elizabeth would have been good friends.”
  • “Oh yeah, totally.”
  • Is actually really impressed with the details of the review
  • “MC”
  • “I want you to do my cat commercial instead of Zen”
  • “Hun he was never gonna do it in the first place” you snicker



  • Wow, what a better way to stalk you! He knows all your personal info already, let’s just throw in actual life stuff too!
  • Unfortunately, you didn’t really share a lot of your irl stories, you were reserved and only let your fans see small portions of your life.
  • “MC! When are you gonna put up another video! I’m bored T_T”
  • “Surprise”
  • >:(
  • “I’m gonna become a better youtuber than you and I’m gonna post TWICE EVERY DAY”
  • “Oh yeah? Wanna bet?”
  • “Yeah sure. $50 bucks if i get more followers than you in a month AND post twice everyday”
  • “Deal. But you can’t hack and cheat.”
  • It’s on.
  • Long story short, he gave up after a week
  • “Pay up, four eyes”
  • He likes to bother you when you’re filming too
  • Constantly having to edit him out
  • “Saeyoung, I thought you wanted a new video!!”
  • “I do!” he wailed
  • “Well get out!”



  • You sing for the majority of your videos
  • You’ve recently started doing instrumental covers too
  • When he was getting info to lure you to Rika’s apartment, he stumbled across your videos
  • Your voice always calmed him down when he was having an episode or mental breakdown
  • He likes to sit with you when you record
  • Makes him sleepy lol
  • You have tons of instruments and when you were stuck at Rika’s he broke into your old house to deliver™
  • Along with covers, you also write your own songs
  • Those are his favorites
  • All in all he doesn’t watch many videos



  • Two artists get together
  • You use a lot of his photos to do art studies
  • You have tutorials, speedpaints, tips, and just art q&a’s
  • Sometimes he learns from you
  • You and him sell your artworks at the same place and he had no idea that it was you
  • Sometimes, during auctions, yours and his are top ranked and have the most bids
  • Lowkey a compettion btwn you two
  • Gets the eye surgery to see more of your art

anonymous asked:

Grillby, there's nothing to be ashamed of. You're not a coward. You experienced something traumatic and that's not easy to overcome. It's a bad situation all around.

* I- thanks…one would say… that after fighting many humans… it would’ve been a walk in the park. 

* Huh? What- Oh! Wait… no, Grillby… I thought we had went over this… Grillbs, you don’t have to blame yourself for that. I literally locked you in this house. There was no way for you to-

* It was my duty to protect Snowdin… you think I feel good… knowing I just let the human pass?

* Exactly. WAS. It’s no longer your responsibility to-

* -ut I a- th- so-d–r!! I’m th- one t–t sho—’v- b-e- fig–in- th- h–an n-t y–! I a- t-h- o– wh- sho— b- pro—–g y– gu– no- t– ot— w– ar—-!!

* …! G-grillby…

anonymous asked:

First off, you're amazing and incredible and I know you have a ton of requests so take your time and don't feel rushed. Also if you don't like it, no worries. So how about a fic with E and R where E has been so stressed and busy and don't realize he's actually sick, but R does and has been taking care of him without E realizing it. Like maybe they're like "oh I made this cup of tea but I have to go do something. Would you like it?" Or is like "hey want a mint?" To help their throat.

I’m going to kind of do like a series of snap shots for this because I can’t get a full fic for some reason. But, I adore the hell out of this so I wanted to do something! 

(Modern College AU & Almost Established Enjoltaire)

- Jacket: It’s been three days since R realized that E’s sick. He spots E walking to class one day, shoulders hunched against the cool fall breeze and shivering hard. R rips his jacket off then runs up to E and jogs in place beside the latter. “Hey, Enj! You cold? You can take my jacket!” When E tries to protest, R waves him off. “Don’t worry about it. I’ve been jogging so I’m pretty hot actually!” 

- Tea: R’s gotten word that E’s losing his voice from spies he has watching E for him. R buys E’s favorite tea then finds E drowning in books in the library. He offers the tea, and when E tries to breathe out a raspy decline, R says, “They messed up my order. I’m not even going to drink it.” 

- Makeshift Cold Compress: R finds E sitting at the local cafe. E’s face is flushed, and he’s tugging at his shirt collar as sweat slides down his temples. R buys a cold drink from a vending machine and walks up from behind E to place the cool drink against E’s cheek. E jumps for a moment before leaning into the coolness from the can. R offers the can to E, and when E tries to decline, R says, “It’s so hot in here; they must have the heat blasting. Here. You keep this one, and I’m going to get another for myself.” 

- Rest: R invites E into his apartment. He’s already set the couch up with blankets and pillows. Of course, E ignores it in favor of occupying the kitchen table with his text books. He’s yawning a lot, and finally, R tells him, “You can nap if you want. I can wake you in like an hour?” E seems reluctant but agrees. He curls up on the couch and falls asleep almost instantly, and R sets an alarm: for four hours from then. 

anonymous asked:

Hey, would you mind doing a RFA + V and Unknown reacting to a super ticklish MC? I know there are many of us out there aha! PS: I really love your blog; it makes me super happy to read through everything. You brighten my day!! ^-^

|▽//) Thank you so much anon. You brighten my day with requests that’s for sure. I didn’t add in V and Unknown because I wasn’t quite inspired by them for this. But I hope you enjoy!


  • he was watching you play Dark Souls III
    • doesn’t want to play it because the rage would be too intense
  • and you so close to killing Pontiff Sulyvahn (after the umpteenth time)
  • Yoosung was cheering you on but it was getting to be an intense fight
  • his hand just darts to your knee for stability
  • he doesn’t expect you start to giggling or even pull your body away from them
  • when you finally kill the boss you two are sighing in relief
  • “MC why were you laughing earlier???”
  • confused nugget
  • when you explain to him that you’re kind of ticklish
  • he’s pretty respectful of that because he can be a bit ticklish too
  • more conscious of when he touches you now because he doesn’t want to trigger a laughing fit that he can’t stop
  •  but he can’t help himself sometimes
  • he’ll put his fingertips on your knee and spread his fingers out like there’s a spider on it or something
  • you can’t help but giggle and try to pull your limbs close to your body
    • “stOP”


  • you were trying to make Jaehee smile so you tried to tickle her sides
  • but this gelato ain’t moving a muscle
  • -_-
  • doesn’t understand WHY you’re doing it but for fun, she just tickled one of your sides
  • and you SNORT
  • it was barely a tickle, more like a brush
  • and you lose your mind???
  • JAehee will remember this
  • whenever she wants you to do something like clean up your mess or do the dishes
  • she threatens you with tickling
  • the first time you had the audacity to call her out on her shit
  • so she tickles your sides none stop and you burst into laughter
  • it got so intense you were on the floor, crying for her to stop
  • now if she asks you to do something, YOU DO IT


  • it all started with a perfect night 
  • which for you two is sitting on the couch with a cozy blanket and a good set of movies to binge
  • during one of the more romantic movies, Zen wanted to smooch you (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
  • so he gazed into your eyes
  • but the moment he tucks some hair behind your ear and leans in,
  • you giggle and flinch back
  • it takes him a second but he gets this really cheeky smile
  • “Are you…ticklish? ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ) ”
  • oh no he’s going for your ears again
  • you cover them but he bamboozles you and goes straight for your exposed sides
  • you’re yelling at him to stop in between your snorts and giggles
  • it gets kind of embarrassing when one his neighbors knocks to inquire about some disturbing noises


  • you were just pleasantly sitting on the floor, playing with Elizabeth 3rd with your donut
  • at one point  he can’t stop staring at you because you were so spectacular
  • your neck was exposed, practically calling his name
  • so he did something bold and kissed your neck
  • IMMEDIATELY you retreat your head between your shoulders while giggling
  • very confused donut
  • you decide to fuck yourself over and tell him how ticklish you are, especially the neck
  • “Interesting…” was all he said
  • w-what’s interesting? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING!?
  • when you least suspect it, he tickles you
  • you think he’s asleep when he’s spooning you?
  • nope he just tickles your stomach
  • while you’re chatting up people at an RFA party, he’ll come up from behind you and place his hands close to your neck
    •   ヘ(。□°)ヘ
  • you’re at home minding your own damn business he’ll just be like “MC hold still”
  • you do as you’re told but his hand is going straight for your neck and you just pull your shirt to your chin


  • you knew how merciless Seven could be
  • even in the tickling department
  • one time he tickled Yoosung until he started to hyperventilate
  • lord knows what would happen to you and your ticklish self
  • his smallest touches you refrain from any giggle or snort
  • but d-day came faster than you would have liked
  • you two were sitting on the couch just watching TV
  • and he pulls you in by the waist to cuddle with him but you let the giggle slip out
  • he’s looking at you
  • you’re looking at him
  • FUCK
  • he leans in closer like a cat ready to pounce
  • i-i goT TO GET OUTTA HERE!!!
  • you jump off the couch to run to the bedroom but he fucking tackles you down
  • he goes straight for your armpits and you can’t stop laughing
  • you’re in T E A R S
  • “MERCY!!!”
  • but this jellybean is having the time of his life
  • you’re just a tearing potato with flailing limbs
  • one of your hands hits Seven in his jaw during the crossfire
  • he stops because he accidently bite his tongue and you freak out
  • but it ends in laughter ^^

cinderembersoul  asked:

I've been sick all week and the only thing getting me through whatever this is has been rvb (I've watched through the series twice now since i just let it run) and awesome art like yours. Would you happen to have anything Siris and/or Locus lying around? There's so little of Mason, it makes me sad. (Or many something of North. He's my fave from PFL.)

i actually do have some doodles of siris! i was practicing drawing him for future asks~ hope you get better!

SanguineSwanqueen’s fic recs

This doesn’t include any in progress fics. And I probably left something off, but whatever. There’s three categories: smut, short, and full blown novel.

Smut* (these are all rated M or E)

Like You Want Me To by angstbotfic

Prompt: Your ladies are always capable of asking for what they need for their own pleasure but I feel like this might have been a process for R (b\c Leo’s an asshat, thinking TL is more than she deserves, etc). I would love to see E help her through these issues to a place where she’s comfortable “directing” E to make her own experience more pleasurable. I really like the emotional aspect to this, also it’s super hot.

My Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Dental Dams  by serious fic

Regina just wants to make sure Henry is safe. A quick vision of the future, that’s it. She wasn’t expecting to get a look at her and Emma waking up in each others’ arms… or what they did in the shower.This starts out mostly as filth, but then it gets adorable.

Allergy Season by inkheart 1459 rated M

Emma really hates allergy season. It turns her into a sneezing mess. So when she gets the bright idea to try and fix it with magic she’s delighted. Nothing can go wrong right? Right. Until Regina shows up. Ok, so I put this in smut, but it’s totally hilarious. I love it.

Blow your house down by violetscentedwriter

This is the sequel to Who’s jealous of the big bad wolf. It can be read without having read part one but you’d be missing out on a few details. This will be a tongue-in-cheek naughty sex fest. cold shower zone after this right here. Could also be considered a full blown novel.

Shadow Haven by @delirious-comfort

Emma Swan is a PR agent who is sent on a holiday by her boss. Regina Mills is the owner of a private island named Shadow Haven. There is more to Regina than initially meets the eye. This story dips heavily into the BDSM subculture. Swan Queen romance / BDSM story. This was so hot I don’t even know where to start. Very fun. It definitely also has a strong emotional development throughout the story which I enjoyed quite a bit. I could also put it in the full blown novel section but it’s REALLY smutty so I went with smut.


Rubbers by hunnyfresh rated G

In which Emma sucks at trash bin basketball and spends her time as Sheriff doing something more entertaining Oh My god, this is the most heartmelting fluff ever.

Wallpaper by hunnyfresh rated G

Months after Neverland, Regina and Emma have become friends, and all it takes for a push in the right direction is for Regina to see Emma’s wallpaper on her phone. More fabulous fluff.

A Pat Explanation by seriousfic  rated T

Mary-Margaret and David know Emma is dating someone. Who could it be? Neal? Hook? Surely not–anyone else… I laughed so hard, I seriously couldn’t breathe.

Monster-In-Law by seriousfic  rated G

Of course Mary-Margaret won’t let Emma and Regina get married. It’s incest, after all. And so what if that means treating Regina as her mother? How bad can it be? The age old criticism of SQ being incest made into one of the most hilarious fics you’ve ever read.

Lesbian Until Curse by seriousfic rated T

Mary-Margaret thinks Emma’s been acting awfully strange since she got her old jacket out of the closet… out of the closet… wait… I’m not really sure what to say about this, except that Emma is very much a babydyke.

Four Seasons by echo_AU rated E

A life time of Swan Queen set in four seasons.
 This is a really great one, though. So many feels.

Cough Medicine by GwenSanguine rated G

The first three times that Regina gets sick. Emma takes care of her. Is it tacky to rec your own fic? If it is, then I’m ok with being tacky. I’m proud of this, dammit.

Operation Mills and the Podfic version by Swansaloft rated T

Henry and Emma team up to let Regina know she isn’t alone. Emma gets cooking lessons from Regina. Good story and narration for the podfic. Family oriented and the perfect amount of plot.

Like We Are Fools by bringyouhometoo

About a month after they get home, things start getting weird. (Or, Five Times Regina Mills Thinks Emma Swan Might Be Having a Bit of a Meltdown.) Adorable Emma attempting to seduce Regina and Regina is too big of a cinnamon role to notice. Very Cute

Full Blown Novels (>25k)

Popcorn Love by chrmdpoet rated M

Regina is a successful businesswoman and wonderful parent, but her love life is lacking. She agrees to a string of blind dates set up by her friend Kathryn on the condition that the blonde find her a babysitter. Enter Emma Swan. After each date, Regina returns home only to complain to Emma about her suitors. As they bond, Regina realizes that Emma has all the qualities she desires. This here is a throw back. The first fan fiction I ever read.

Calendar by curvypragmatist rated E

While Emma takes part in a charity calendar to raise funds for the library Regina is struggling to control her magic and is dealing with it by staying away from people. Will a persistent Saviour be able to get through to a stubborn ex-Mayor? I remember dropping literally everything whenever this got an update. Screw calculus, I want Swan Queen. This fic has something for everyone. If I were to suggest a fic to someone who has seen the show, but is just starting to get seriously into into the fandom, it would be this one. 

Photos From a One-Life Stand by 1clevergirl rated E

On the eve of their five year anniversary, Emma and Regina look through a small photo album containing pictures and momentos of some of the most special moments, good and not-so-good, in their relationship. As they look through the album, they remember the stories behind each of the photos. I have read this so many times. It’s ridiculous. It’s got everything from squee to smut.

Learning How To Live by 1clevergirl rated E

Regina Mills, a reclusive pianist, moves from Boston to Storybrooke, Maine with her newly adopted son, Henry, to escape an abusive past and pick up the pieces of her life. There, she finds herself falling for a painfully shy, ruggedly beautiful handyman with a past of her own who shows her that sometimes second chances are the most beautiful chances of all and ‘perfect’ doesn’t always mean flawless. I’m not one for AU’s or angst but I’ve reread this one several times and I definitely don’t normally do that. If I had to describe it I would probably use the phrase Lana used one time how “good can come from broken” I also like that it included Henry. I can’t stand when an AU doesn’t have Henry in it at all.

The Great Wide Somewhere  by aimtoothpaste

“It was an idea only an idiot could come up with Regina had said, though she hadn’t disagreed with the plan, and half an hour into the drive Emma’s inclined to believe her.”
It has been seven years since Emma rolled into Storybrooke, and she and Regina are finally in a friendship that doesn’t teeter on the precipice of hatred. When Regina’s pining over Henry, away for the summer at an astronomy programme in Tucson, Emma suggests a road trip to surprise him for his birthday. This gave me the road trip I have always wanted. 

Right There All The Time by @devandclom rated M

His mothers are obviously in love and totally married in everything but name, so why is Henry the only one in their house who knows this? His moms don’t even seem to have noticed that Mom kisses Emma on the cheek every morning when she leaves for work. Every. Single. Morning. I love this one because at it’s heart I would say that it’s definitely a Swan-Mills Family fic. The whole family. I love when Henry is a huge Swan Queen shipper. Includes plenty of capitalizing as well so you read in a Very Official Voice in your head. Very happy and uplifting.

Letters From War by @hunnyfresh rated M

Emma is a soldier on reserve in Fort Benning. Regina is the Mayor of Storybrooke. Through a pen pal program designed to ease the ache of homesick soldiers, Emma and Regina begin sending letters to one another as their relationship grows from cordial acquaintance to something neither woman would have expected - until the letters stop coming. I held off on reading this because I heard there was a character death. I really wish I hadn’t because it was so good. I also cried several times while reading this. I was reading this on my phone and just sobbing in the library and people were staring a bit. 

anonymous asked:

MC walking in on RFA members masturbating?


  • as you might imagine, he is absolutely m o r t i f i e d when he sees you standing there
  • he immediately starts shoving himself back into his pants
  • he’s blushing so hard his face is a tomato it’s actually hilarious
  • when you grab his wrist to stop him putting himself away, he looks up at you super confused
  • but also kinda turned on
  • you just push him back down on the bed and crawl your way down his body


  • when he sees you, he freezes
  • if you weren’t so embarrassed about walking in on him, this situation would have been fucking hilarious
  • like, he’s just lying there completely still with his hand grasping his dick as he stares at you
  • after a moment he starts moving his hand again, and he grins at you lazily
  • “are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna help me out?”
  • smooth motherfucker doesn’t even blush
  • so……naturally you decide to help


  • she immediately tries to play it off as something else
  • “I was… uh… scratching my leg”
  • sure Jaehee
  • she’s a stammering mess, but you just make your way over to her and kiss her full on the mouth
  • your hand makes its way down her body until it rests between her legs
  • “why stop now?” you whisper before nibbling at her earlobe
  • damn this girl is gonna have to pray so hard after this


  • when he sees you, he doesn’t even flinch
  • like he’ll just stare you straight in the eyes as though daring you to comment
  • he doesn’t stop pumping his hand up and down, and he doesn’t say anything either
  • it should be awkward as fuck but it feels like he is literally fucking you with his eyes
  • you find yourself gulping nervously as you feel yourself getting more and more turned on
  • eventually you start walking slowly towards him
  • that smirk almost kills you
  • and, well… you can imagine what happens next


  • he doesn’t notice you at first because he tends to do it with his eyes shut
  • so his grunts have already turned you the fuck on within seconds
  • you find yourself letting out a small whimper and his eyes snap open and he looks directly at you
  • he doesn’t even hesitate, he just gets right up and grabs you
  • he practically throws you down on the bed before climbing on top of you and kissing you
  • “how long were you watching?” he growls
  • “I… I don’t know”
  • like damn he’s usually a dom but you’ve never seen him this dom before
  • it’s hot as fuck
  • good luck walking tomorrow