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Letter Ask

A- At what age did you have your first kiss?
B- Have you ever been in love?
C- Do you have a crush/who is it?
D- Have you ever dated anyone?
E- What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done?
F- Have you ever flown in a plane?
G- Do you prefer boys, girls, both, or neither?
H- How many times have you been in love?
I- What are your interests?
J- What is the worst joke you’ve ever heard?
K- How many times have you been kissed?
L- Are you in love?
M- What’s most important to you?
N- Have you/would you ever send nudes?
O- How often do you cry?
P- What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done in public?
Q- Make up your own question
R- Are you right or left handed?
S- What is your weirdest sexual fantasy?
T- Do you trust easily?
U- What style of underwear do you wear?
V- Are you a virgin?
W- Who is your best friend?
X- What are your exes like?
Y- What’s your favorite place to be?
Z- How many words can you list that start with the letter z?

peter after cacw
  • aunt may: hey what languages are you taking next year? spanish? french? german?
  • peter: german??? the language of germany??? wow I would've never, I, Peter Parker, have never even thought of taking that language because I, honestly and truthfully, have never gone to Germany. i have never EVER fought anyone in germany if that's what youre trying to say, I've always been in my room, doing my homework and dumpster diving, I would NEVER E V E R even try to go to germany, it's a horrible place, not that I would know BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE
  • aunt may: what the fuck

DATING MARK OR basically boyfriend!mark

im even ready for this asdfghjkl;

  • bro mark would be so freaking perfect as boyfriend 
  • like he would be so into calling each other “babe” because it’s so freaking cute NOT TO MENTION HE WOULD GIVE YOU THAT CUTE ASS SMILE LIKE THE ONE ABOVE
  • lots of hand holding especially around the other members
  • ESPECIALLY AROUND BAMBAM BC THAT BOY IS SOOOOOO TOUCHYYYYY 
  • normal conversations in English that somehow drift into Korean and you guys are just speaking a mixture of both  
  • lots and lots and lots of KISSES
  • I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH THAT BOY HAS LIPS AND HE WILL PUT THEM TO USE 
  • cute goodmorning/goodnight calls because he prefers listening to your voice before he goes to sleep and right before he wakes up 
  • random ugly snaps in the middle of the day, whether he’s on tour, at practice JUST WHENEVER OKAY  
  • back hugs
  • back hugs 
  • did i say back hugs 
  • BC BACK HUGSSSSSS 
  • THIS BOY WILL LOVE TO PRESS HIMSELF AGAINST YOU WHENEVER POSSIBLE 
  • NOT TO MENTION WHEN YOU’RE IN ONE OF HIS SHIRTS OR BIG ASS SWEATERS 
  • *calms down* dEEP BREATHS 
  • datessssss 
  • i feel like you and mark would have lots of dates
  • but like not the types where you always go out and do something 
  • more of the stay at home and watch a movie and make cookies type
  • but of course there would be the casual ones like taking coco for a walk WITH POOR EOMMA YOUNGJAE CALLING EVERY SECOND WONDERING WHERE THEY KIDNAPPED HIS POOR BABY 
  • and there would be the dates where Jackson would tag along mostly because you could never say no to him simply because he was annoying as fuckkk
  • there would also those dates where we have jinyoung spamming mark because that’s his man and you have no right just “taking him and seducing him” 
  • but back to being serious and to what all you lil hoes have been waiting for  S I N 
  • so basically sex with mark would be special
  • you guys would have restless nights of love making 
  • meaningful love bites trailing down your chest and thighs 
  • sweet whispers of i love you’s 
  • lots and lots of ass grabbing 
  • lets be S E R I O U S mark tuan is an ass person 
  • but he would love each and every single inch of your body
  • but of course mark tuan isn’t anything but vanilla in bed 
  • 95% of the time you guys aren’t whispering sweet nothings into each others ears you’re moaning curse words out loud keeping up you’re neighbors for the 3rd night in a row
  • which one of the main reasons you don’t sleep over at the dorms half of the time
  • heavy breathing and tiny lil whimpers coming out of his mouth simply because YOU WORK HIM SOOO GOOD!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!
  • long line of curse words leaving each others mouths with moans coming right after each one of them 
  • finishing each other still feeling as euphoric as you did in the moment
  • mark picking up his t shirt and putting in on you and laying you back down taking you into his embrace 
  • staring at each other in silence as he strokes your hair feeling lucky as ever because you’re his girl and he’s yours while feeling content over the fact that his family may be thousands of miles away but he has never felt so at home laying down next you in each others embrace 
  • thinking about the future but not to far into it because all he knows is that he wants you by his side forever and that’s all he is asking for
  • being perfect in each others eyes
  • OKAY IM GONNA STOP BC MY HEART IS NOT OKAY JUST KNOW MARK TUAN IS A PERFECT ANGEL THAT DESERVES THE WORLD  

                                                                      ~ Erica

PS. DON’T FORGET TO REQUEST MORE OF THESE OR WHATEVER YOU GUYS WANT!!! ly

anonymous asked:

I really love your writing and now I'm pan for vanderwood i hope you're happy >:3 If it's no trouble, could you please write rfa + minor trio reacting to a usually hyper and happy mc feeling really down (because they feel misunderstood or got triggered)? I hope I don't bother you with that request, I could just really use some love and care from the baes ^^;; Love and hugs, have a wonderful day!

✿  *cracks knuckles* Boy, it’s been awhile, huh? I polished off my finals a few days ago, and while I won’t be churning headcanons out at a super fast rate, I thought it was time I give this blog some TLC!

Yoosung

  • His brain goes into terror-alert mode when you don’t tackle-hug him the minute he gets home from work. Living with you is sort of like living with a hyperactive puppy, and his first thought is, oh god, are you dead? Did you slip and fall in the shower? Did aliens kidnap you and are now experimenting on your lifeless body? W h e r e a r e y o u.
  • The answer to “where are you” is “in the bedroom, having a lie-down”. He breathes a sigh of relief when you turn over and look at him, but still, that weak way you smile as you say hey leaves him concerned.
  • He immediately asks you what’s wrong. Are you feeling sick? Should he get you anything? Do you have a cold? Have you been eating enough fruit? Have you…–??
  • This manages to make you laugh a bit, and you sit up enough so you can pull him back down to the bed. You just want a hug, you say. And some comfort.
  • Yoosung is happy to oblige. After all, he’s a vet, isn’t he? He’ll always take care of you, his adorable little angel.

Zen

  • When Zen finds you staring absently out the window, his first cheer-up attempt is to call you by every pet name he knows. Starshine! Sugardrop! Love! Darling! Gooey-sweetie-snuggle-bottom hunie bear!
  • (you smack him lightly for that last one.)
  • Next, he tries every pick up line he knows. He compares your beauty to the moon shining on the lake, he recites poetry, he even sings you a little sonnet, and when he finally gets you to smile a little, he asks you what’s wrong.
  • (he wanted to make whatever it was feel a little less fresh before you talked about it, after all.)
  • He takes you on a motorcycle ride after, since that always helped distract him - though he obeys all the road laws on this one, because his precious, precious blossom is with him right now. He takes you out to one of his special places, and he helps you forget whatever it was that upset you.
  • It’s hard to be unhappy when the warm wind is on your face and a handsome man is at your side.

Jaehee

  • She finds you in the closet of the bakery, and you apologize, because you wanted to be better before she found you. You didn’t want to bother her. You know that you’re supposed to be the happy one, the cheerful one, the person rooting her on and keeping her sane when the world is building up around her.
  • She tells you that’s nonsense, brings you a cup of tea and a new cake she’s working on, and asks you to tell her what’s wrong.
  • Jaehee is so good at listening. She’s careful, attentive, and treats everything you say seriously. She never makes fun of you, or tells you that you’re overreacting or silly.
  • Jaehee would probably dropkick your problems if she could, but she can’t, so she settles for hugging you, petting your hair gently, before bringing you another drink and some of the flowers from the rosebushes outside.

Jumin

  • You try to smile at Jumin when he comes home, and you’re doing so well, but then everything cracks apart, your smile falters, and you find you’re sobbing on the couch with a baffled Jumin in the doorway.
  • He only stands still for a moment. He literally VAULTS OVER THE CHAIR because it is the FASTEST PATH TOO YOU, and if you weren’t emotionally compromised, it would have been hilarious to see this man in a ten-thousand dollar suit act like a college track star.
  • He basically scoops you up, much like you’re a cat, and he tells you to tell him e v e r y t h i n g. When you say you don’t want to trouble him, you know how much it means to him to have you waiting at home for him, all cheerful and happy, he says that is NONSENSE. It isn’t you being cheerful that makes him happy, it’s you being you that does. And sometimes you’re going to be sad.
  • And he’s going to make you feel better when you are.

707

  • Seven knows immediately that your smile is forced. How could he not? He’s faked so many smiles over his years of being alive that he’s become all-too able to recognize the same expression on someone else’s face.
  • He doesn’t want to force it out of you, so he turns off the lights suddenly, leaving the star-shaped lights you have suspended from the ceiling as the only thing illuminating the room, and then pulls you up to dance.
  • He twirls you, spins you, is surprisingly graceful with you, despite being a total and complete nerd - though, he was a former secret agent, perhaps dancing came with the job. And you don’t have to pretend, you don’t have to say anything, you just have to… dance.
  • It helps. And when he holds you, during the ‘slow dance’ portion, you tell him what’s wrong as he rubs your back gently. And then you dance some more, because the world keeps spinning, despite the trials and tribulations you have to undergo.
  • You reminded Seven that he had a future, and now it’s his turn to remind you that you have one too.

V

  • V sits with you quietly and never blames you, even though you know he’s been through so much already and shouldn’t have to deal with your shit. You should be happy! You should be cheerful! You ARE genuinely happy and cheerful most of the time, taking him on dates and bringing the world to him, but today you just… can’t.
  • You can’t. You feel guilty, but you can’t.
  • He tells you that it is not your fault. You are human. You are allowed to be sad. You tell him all these things, and the same applies to you, too. He bops your nose with his finger when you try to protest, and you lean against him, letting him hold you and gently rub your shoulder.
  • After awhile, he brings out his phone, and he shows you all of the cute animal photos he’s taken over the years. It’s hard for him now, but he has so many memories captured on his various memory cards, and he shares them with you in a quiet room and a fond voice.

Unknown (Saeran)

  • Saeran doesn’t know how to comfort you, so he makes a dozen pancakes using the container of Bisquick you have into the cabinet and then shoves one into your face like a burrito.
  • “What was that for,” you ask, after you’ve managed to chew and swallow, and he just puts another directly into your mouth, effectively using it as a fluffy batter gag.
  • You eat that one too, staring directly at him the entire time.
  • “Are you feeling better,” he asks once you’re finished, and you reply that you’re mostly just really confused. 
  • One of the websites he’d read said that making pancakes for people was an expression of love, so he figured that would be enough to make you feel better, right?
  • You eat fruit to get better from a cold, so love should help you get better when you’re sad… right?
  • Right, you say, because Saeran is a prickly moron, but somehow his deranged antics make it hard to stay depressed.

Vanderwood

  • Vanderwood is really bad at this gooey, lovey-dovey shit, so when they notice you don’t have quite as much pep in your step as usual, they aren’t really sure what to do. They do know, however, that they should do something, so they decide to tell you a joke.
  • “Knock knock,” they say, and you do a bit of a double-take, because Vanderwood isn’t really the type. But you’re intrigued enough that it momentarily distracts you from what’s making you gloomy, so you ask, “Who’s there?”
  • “Etch.”
  • “…Etch… who?”
  • “Bless you,” they say, in a perfectly flat voice, and you laugh at how stupid it is.
  • “Knock knock,” they say again, hands in their pockets, and you’re delighted at this point.
  • “Who’s there?”
  • “Seven.”
  • “Seven who?”
  • They clear your throat. “Seven, you motherfucker, you know I don’t speak Arabic, so open your goddamn door.”
  • (You cover your face and snort.)
  • “Knock knock,” they say a third time, and you notice they look a bit shyer now.
  • “Who’s there?”
  • “Al.”
  • “Al who?”
  • “Al…” They rub their mouth, averting their eyes. “….Al give you a kiss if you open the door.”
  • You, sufficiently cheered up by this ridiculous display, peck them on the lips and thank them for being wonderfully embarrassing.
When their S/O calls to tell them something important and drops their phone

Thank you for your request, my dear!  It’s been a while since the last time I heard from you!  I always enjoy getting requests from you, so don’t be shy!

Originally posted by daddyhyun-u

Shownu:

Leader-man is a pretty calm person by nature.  Very easy going, very gentle.  However, if you call him out of the blue one day while he’s at work and tell him you have something important you want to discuss with him…and then the line goes dead, this guy is going to be both confused and concerned.  I don’t see him jumping to any conclusions one way or the other, at least not right away, but I feel like the longer it takes for you to get to another phone and/or come see him, his concern will grow and fester until he can’t sit still anymore and just seeks you out himself.  When he finally finds you at home fussing over a new phone, Hyunwoo is going to put two and two together.  “Ah, that’s why the line went dead.  Babe, please just call next time.  I was worried.”

Originally posted by hawkeyx

Wonho:
Okay, this poor honey bun is going to freak out.  F R E A K! O U T!  Hoseok will have been practicing in the studio when his phone goes off.  He’ll be all excited because you’re calling and the second he picks up you can expect a cheery greeting that tells you just how much he adores you.  Of course, the second he hears the hitch in your voice, he’s going to temper back and softly ask if you’re okay.  The dreaded words ‘I need to talk to you about something’ would make his heart plummet, but he’d swallow his emotions and say okay.  If the line suddenly went dead, he’d be in a panic.  Lots of ‘hello?’s and ‘Jagi!’s.  Honestly he’s going to think the worst.  His brain is going to turn into a raging tornado that flits between ‘omg she’s breaking up with me’ and ‘omg she’s hurt, something terrible has happened to her’.  It is going to take the whole of Monsta X to keep him from breaking down and dashing out the door in a blind flurry just to find you.  Even if they reassure him you would never break up with especially since there is no reason to, he would still center himself around the fact that you could be hurt.  Not until you show up at the studio, broken phone in hand, will he calm down.  Those arms of his are going to wrap around you so tightly and he’s going to crush you to his body.  His heart will finally be at ease when you tell him you’re definitely not going to break up with him, but that you got let go from work.  “Aw, sweetheart.  I’m so sorry.  Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you.  Just promise me you’ll never scare me like that again.  I had no idea what to think!”

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anonymous asked:

How self (?) destructive can jimin get when the people he cares about get hurt... Please spare me friend he's my fave

“you couldn’t have known.”

hani looked sympathetic for once as she said this, deep furrow between her brows. jimin avoided her gaze, flicking the disposable phone in his hand.

hani continued, “wasn’t your fault, g.”

“i know.”

one of their newest recruits had fucked up at his very first job, and while trying to get away from the cops the kid had gotten run over. there was no saving him, not now; jimin has been in enough accidents to know when it was fatal, and an emergency trip to the e.r. wasn’t going to change anything. the guy would be dead by morning even with medical attention.

jimin sighs. “i should’ve called v ‘nyway. had ‘im survey the area ’t least. fuck.”

“it was supposed to be a simple job, g,” hani said, crossing her arms over her chest. she had a wretch in her hand, and knowing that it was her weapon of choice should have made jimin feel a little bit less at ease with the way she was looking at him. “don’t blame yourself for a rookie’s mistake. you gotta stop getting so damn attached.”

jimin pursed his lips. “bitch. i can’ help it.”

hani snorted. “i know. it’s infuriating. one day i’m gonna pass, too, and then where will you stand?”

“fuck off. ’s it that wrong of me not wantin’ my friends ‘n allies to die?”

“nah. of course not, g.” hani smiled, and it looked just a little sad. “the police brought the kid to the hospital. it’s not going to help, the crash was fatal, but it’s better than having him pass in your ratty office, right?”

i guess. jimin grimaced. “’m gonna go som'where. take a drive.” he looked briefly at hani. “if sugar stops by, tell ‘im to jus’ - take a nap, or somethin’. rest. don’ need 'is services today.”

hani pulled a face of clear discontent, but she didn’t say anything against jimin’s orders. “whatever you say, g. i’ll order some food for him.”

“thanks, honey.”

“its hani.”

jimin merely sent her his most charming smile as he strolled out of the garage, knowing that he needed to forget the events of today, and not even pretty, pretty yoongi could help him in this situation. he wouldn’t be able to sleep tonight with the thought of that dead kid, the kid he was responsible for. he’d told himself he wouldn’t get like this again, he couldn’t be this affected my people dying in this business when he’d had no problems taking other people’s lives before. jimin thought he was used to it, but the boy had been young and reminded him too much of someone; someone else he had let slip.

he didn’t really think much as he pulled his bike out of the garage and sped onto the highway. jimin knew where he was going, the route there familiar despite not visiting for almost two whole years; the path to the warehouse basement still looked the same as always.

a sign reading 'happy place’ blinked ominously over the door, a familiar figure illuminated by the harsh light.

“well, well.” hoseok’s grin was menacing, and as usual it didn’t really reach his eyes. he hadn’t changed much these past years, except his hair was orange, and jimin supposed a few lines had been added to his tattoo. “look who’s here. could hear your bike from miles away, g.”

“yeah, yeah,” jimin huffed. “you have fights today, right? put me in.”

“woah, moving fast there, g,” hoseok grinned, eyes twinkling with interest, “you said you were done fighting. made sure to beat me up real good before leaving, too, just to make a point. why should i make room for you?”

jimin snorted and rolled his eyes. “'cause there’s no'ne better than me, hobi.”

jimin could practically see the dollar signs in hoseok’s wild eyes. “of course,” he uttered, voice excited and high pitched. “no one better than you, g.”

“… but this is a one time thing, hoseok.”

hoseok smiled, as if he knew something jimin didn’t. “of course, jimin. of course.”

anonymous asked:

First off, you're amazing and incredible and I know you have a ton of requests so take your time and don't feel rushed. Also if you don't like it, no worries. So how about a fic with E and R where E has been so stressed and busy and don't realize he's actually sick, but R does and has been taking care of him without E realizing it. Like maybe they're like "oh I made this cup of tea but I have to go do something. Would you like it?" Or is like "hey want a mint?" To help their throat.

I’m going to kind of do like a series of snap shots for this because I can’t get a full fic for some reason. But, I adore the hell out of this so I wanted to do something! 

(Modern College AU & Almost Established Enjoltaire)

- Jacket: It’s been three days since R realized that E’s sick. He spots E walking to class one day, shoulders hunched against the cool fall breeze and shivering hard. R rips his jacket off then runs up to E and jogs in place beside the latter. “Hey, Enj! You cold? You can take my jacket!” When E tries to protest, R waves him off. “Don’t worry about it. I’ve been jogging so I’m pretty hot actually!” 

- Tea: R’s gotten word that E’s losing his voice from spies he has watching E for him. R buys E’s favorite tea then finds E drowning in books in the library. He offers the tea, and when E tries to breathe out a raspy decline, R says, “They messed up my order. I’m not even going to drink it.” 

- Makeshift Cold Compress: R finds E sitting at the local cafe. E’s face is flushed, and he’s tugging at his shirt collar as sweat slides down his temples. R buys a cold drink from a vending machine and walks up from behind E to place the cool drink against E’s cheek. E jumps for a moment before leaning into the coolness from the can. R offers the can to E, and when E tries to decline, R says, “It’s so hot in here; they must have the heat blasting. Here. You keep this one, and I’m going to get another for myself.” 

- Rest: R invites E into his apartment. He’s already set the couch up with blankets and pillows. Of course, E ignores it in favor of occupying the kitchen table with his text books. He’s yawning a lot, and finally, R tells him, “You can nap if you want. I can wake you in like an hour?” E seems reluctant but agrees. He curls up on the couch and falls asleep almost instantly, and R sets an alarm: for four hours from then. 

anonymous asked:

Hey, would you mind doing a RFA + V and Unknown reacting to a super ticklish MC? I know there are many of us out there aha! PS: I really love your blog; it makes me super happy to read through everything. You brighten my day!! ^-^

|▽//) Thank you so much anon. You brighten my day with requests that’s for sure. I didn’t add in V and Unknown because I wasn’t quite inspired by them for this. But I hope you enjoy!


Yoosung

  • he was watching you play Dark Souls III
    • doesn’t want to play it because the rage would be too intense
  • and you so close to killing Pontiff Sulyvahn (after the umpteenth time)
  • Yoosung was cheering you on but it was getting to be an intense fight
  • his hand just darts to your knee for stability
  • he doesn’t expect you start to giggling or even pull your body away from them
  • when you finally kill the boss you two are sighing in relief
  • “MC why were you laughing earlier???”
  • confused nugget
  • when you explain to him that you’re kind of ticklish
  • he’s pretty respectful of that because he can be a bit ticklish too
  • more conscious of when he touches you now because he doesn’t want to trigger a laughing fit that he can’t stop
  •  but he can’t help himself sometimes
  • he’ll put his fingertips on your knee and spread his fingers out like there’s a spider on it or something
  • you can’t help but giggle and try to pull your limbs close to your body
    • “stOP”

Jaehee

  • you were trying to make Jaehee smile so you tried to tickle her sides
  • but this gelato ain’t moving a muscle
  • -_-
  • doesn’t understand WHY you’re doing it but for fun, she just tickled one of your sides
  • and you SNORT
  • it was barely a tickle, more like a brush
  • and you lose your mind???
  • JAehee will remember this
  • whenever she wants you to do something like clean up your mess or do the dishes
  • she threatens you with tickling
  • the first time you had the audacity to call her out on her shit
  • so she tickles your sides none stop and you burst into laughter
  • it got so intense you were on the floor, crying for her to stop
  • now if she asks you to do something, YOU DO IT

Zen

  • it all started with a perfect night 
  • which for you two is sitting on the couch with a cozy blanket and a good set of movies to binge
  • during one of the more romantic movies, Zen wanted to smooch you (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
  • so he gazed into your eyes
  • but the moment he tucks some hair behind your ear and leans in,
  • you giggle and flinch back
  • it takes him a second but he gets this really cheeky smile
  • “Are you…ticklish? ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ) ”
  • NO YOUR ANSWER IS NO
  • OR ELSE ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE AND YOU WON’T HEAR THE END OF IT
  • oh no he’s going for your ears again
  • you cover them but he bamboozles you and goes straight for your exposed sides
  • you’re yelling at him to stop in between your snorts and giggles
  • it gets kind of embarrassing when one his neighbors knocks to inquire about some disturbing noises

Jumin

  • you were just pleasantly sitting on the floor, playing with Elizabeth 3rd with your donut
  • at one point  he can’t stop staring at you because you were so spectacular
  • your neck was exposed, practically calling his name
  • so he did something bold and kissed your neck
  • IMMEDIATELY you retreat your head between your shoulders while giggling
  • very confused donut
  • you decide to fuck yourself over and tell him how ticklish you are, especially the neck
  • “Interesting…” was all he said
  • w-what’s interesting? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING!?
  • when you least suspect it, he tickles you
  • you think he’s asleep when he’s spooning you?
  • nope he just tickles your stomach
  • while you’re chatting up people at an RFA party, he’ll come up from behind you and place his hands close to your neck
    •   ヘ(。□°)ヘ
  • you’re at home minding your own damn business he’ll just be like “MC hold still”
  • you do as you’re told but his hand is going straight for your neck and you just pull your shirt to your chin

707

  • you knew how merciless Seven could be
  • even in the tickling department
  • one time he tickled Yoosung until he started to hyperventilate
  • lord knows what would happen to you and your ticklish self
  • his smallest touches you refrain from any giggle or snort
  • but d-day came faster than you would have liked
  • you two were sitting on the couch just watching TV
  • and he pulls you in by the waist to cuddle with him but you let the giggle slip out
  • he’s looking at you
  • you’re looking at him
  • FUCK
  • he leans in closer like a cat ready to pounce
  • i-i goT TO GET OUTTA HERE!!!
  • you jump off the couch to run to the bedroom but he fucking tackles you down
  • AND THERE’S NO MERCY
  • he goes straight for your armpits and you can’t stop laughing
  • you’re in T E A R S
  • “MERCY!!!”
  • but this jellybean is having the time of his life
  • HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
  • you’re just a tearing potato with flailing limbs
  • one of your hands hits Seven in his jaw during the crossfire
  • he stops because he accidently bite his tongue and you freak out
  • but it ends in laughter ^^
SanguineSwanqueen’s fic recs

This doesn’t include any in progress fics. And I probably left something off, but whatever. There’s three categories: smut, short, and full blown novel.


Smut* (these are all rated M or E)

Like You Want Me To by angstbotfic

Prompt: Your ladies are always capable of asking for what they need for their own pleasure but I feel like this might have been a process for R (b\c Leo’s an asshat, thinking TL is more than she deserves, etc). I would love to see E help her through these issues to a place where she’s comfortable “directing” E to make her own experience more pleasurable. I really like the emotional aspect to this, also it’s super hot.

My Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Dental Dams  by serious fic

Regina just wants to make sure Henry is safe. A quick vision of the future, that’s it. She wasn’t expecting to get a look at her and Emma waking up in each others’ arms… or what they did in the shower.This starts out mostly as filth, but then it gets adorable.

Allergy Season by inkheart 1459 rated M

Emma really hates allergy season. It turns her into a sneezing mess. So when she gets the bright idea to try and fix it with magic she’s delighted. Nothing can go wrong right? Right. Until Regina shows up. Ok, so I put this in smut, but it’s totally hilarious. I love it.

Blow your house down by violetscentedwriter

This is the sequel to Who’s jealous of the big bad wolf. It can be read without having read part one but you’d be missing out on a few details. This will be a tongue-in-cheek naughty sex fest. cold shower zone after this right here. Could also be considered a full blown novel.

Shadow Haven by @delirious-comfort

Emma Swan is a PR agent who is sent on a holiday by her boss. Regina Mills is the owner of a private island named Shadow Haven. There is more to Regina than initially meets the eye. This story dips heavily into the BDSM subculture. Swan Queen romance / BDSM story. This was so hot I don’t even know where to start. Very fun. It definitely also has a strong emotional development throughout the story which I enjoyed quite a bit. I could also put it in the full blown novel section but it’s REALLY smutty so I went with smut.


One-Shots/Short

Rubbers by hunnyfresh rated G

In which Emma sucks at trash bin basketball and spends her time as Sheriff doing something more entertaining Oh My god, this is the most heartmelting fluff ever.

Wallpaper by hunnyfresh rated G

Months after Neverland, Regina and Emma have become friends, and all it takes for a push in the right direction is for Regina to see Emma’s wallpaper on her phone. More fabulous fluff.

A Pat Explanation by seriousfic  rated T

Mary-Margaret and David know Emma is dating someone. Who could it be? Neal? Hook? Surely not–anyone else… I laughed so hard, I seriously couldn’t breathe.

Monster-In-Law by seriousfic  rated G

Of course Mary-Margaret won’t let Emma and Regina get married. It’s incest, after all. And so what if that means treating Regina as her mother? How bad can it be? The age old criticism of SQ being incest made into one of the most hilarious fics you’ve ever read.

Lesbian Until Curse by seriousfic rated T

Mary-Margaret thinks Emma’s been acting awfully strange since she got her old jacket out of the closet… out of the closet… wait… I’m not really sure what to say about this, except that Emma is very much a babydyke.

Four Seasons by echo_AU rated E

A life time of Swan Queen set in four seasons.
 This is a really great one, though. So many feels.

Cough Medicine by GwenSanguine rated G

The first three times that Regina gets sick. Emma takes care of her. Is it tacky to rec your own fic? If it is, then I’m ok with being tacky. I’m proud of this, dammit.

Operation Mills and the Podfic version by Swansaloft rated T

Henry and Emma team up to let Regina know she isn’t alone. Emma gets cooking lessons from Regina. Good story and narration for the podfic. Family oriented and the perfect amount of plot.

Like We Are Fools by bringyouhometoo

About a month after they get home, things start getting weird. (Or, Five Times Regina Mills Thinks Emma Swan Might Be Having a Bit of a Meltdown.) Adorable Emma attempting to seduce Regina and Regina is too big of a cinnamon role to notice. Very Cute


Full Blown Novels (>25k)

Popcorn Love by chrmdpoet rated M

Regina is a successful businesswoman and wonderful parent, but her love life is lacking. She agrees to a string of blind dates set up by her friend Kathryn on the condition that the blonde find her a babysitter. Enter Emma Swan. After each date, Regina returns home only to complain to Emma about her suitors. As they bond, Regina realizes that Emma has all the qualities she desires. This here is a throw back. The first fan fiction I ever read.

Calendar by curvypragmatist rated E

While Emma takes part in a charity calendar to raise funds for the library Regina is struggling to control her magic and is dealing with it by staying away from people. Will a persistent Saviour be able to get through to a stubborn ex-Mayor? I remember dropping literally everything whenever this got an update. Screw calculus, I want Swan Queen. This fic has something for everyone. If I were to suggest a fic to someone who has seen the show, but is just starting to get seriously into into the fandom, it would be this one. 

Photos From a One-Life Stand by 1clevergirl rated E

On the eve of their five year anniversary, Emma and Regina look through a small photo album containing pictures and momentos of some of the most special moments, good and not-so-good, in their relationship. As they look through the album, they remember the stories behind each of the photos. I have read this so many times. It’s ridiculous. It’s got everything from squee to smut.

Learning How To Live by 1clevergirl rated E

Regina Mills, a reclusive pianist, moves from Boston to Storybrooke, Maine with her newly adopted son, Henry, to escape an abusive past and pick up the pieces of her life. There, she finds herself falling for a painfully shy, ruggedly beautiful handyman with a past of her own who shows her that sometimes second chances are the most beautiful chances of all and ‘perfect’ doesn’t always mean flawless. I’m not one for AU’s or angst but I’ve reread this one several times and I definitely don’t normally do that. If I had to describe it I would probably use the phrase Lana used one time how “good can come from broken” I also like that it included Henry. I can’t stand when an AU doesn’t have Henry in it at all.

The Great Wide Somewhere  by aimtoothpaste

“It was an idea only an idiot could come up with Regina had said, though she hadn’t disagreed with the plan, and half an hour into the drive Emma’s inclined to believe her.”
It has been seven years since Emma rolled into Storybrooke, and she and Regina are finally in a friendship that doesn’t teeter on the precipice of hatred. When Regina’s pining over Henry, away for the summer at an astronomy programme in Tucson, Emma suggests a road trip to surprise him for his birthday. This gave me the road trip I have always wanted. 

Right There All The Time by @devandclom rated M

His mothers are obviously in love and totally married in everything but name, so why is Henry the only one in their house who knows this? His moms don’t even seem to have noticed that Mom kisses Emma on the cheek every morning when she leaves for work. Every. Single. Morning. I love this one because at it’s heart I would say that it’s definitely a Swan-Mills Family fic. The whole family. I love when Henry is a huge Swan Queen shipper. Includes plenty of capitalizing as well so you read in a Very Official Voice in your head. Very happy and uplifting.

Letters From War by @hunnyfresh rated M

Emma is a soldier on reserve in Fort Benning. Regina is the Mayor of Storybrooke. Through a pen pal program designed to ease the ache of homesick soldiers, Emma and Regina begin sending letters to one another as their relationship grows from cordial acquaintance to something neither woman would have expected - until the letters stop coming. I held off on reading this because I heard there was a character death. I really wish I hadn’t because it was so good. I also cried several times while reading this. I was reading this on my phone and just sobbing in the library and people were staring a bit. 

anonymous asked:

MC walking in on RFA members masturbating?

Yoosung:

  • as you might imagine, he is absolutely m o r t i f i e d when he sees you standing there
  • he immediately starts shoving himself back into his pants
  • he’s blushing so hard his face is a tomato it’s actually hilarious
  • when you grab his wrist to stop him putting himself away, he looks up at you super confused
  • but also kinda turned on
  • you just push him back down on the bed and crawl your way down his body
  • ERROR: YOOSUNG IS NO LONGER FUNCTIONING

Zen:

  • when he sees you, he freezes
  • if you weren’t so embarrassed about walking in on him, this situation would have been fucking hilarious
  • like, he’s just lying there completely still with his hand grasping his dick as he stares at you
  • after a moment he starts moving his hand again, and he grins at you lazily
  • “are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna help me out?”
  • smooth motherfucker doesn’t even blush
  • so……naturally you decide to help

Jaehee:

  • she immediately tries to play it off as something else
  • “I was… uh… scratching my leg”
  • sure Jaehee
  • she’s a stammering mess, but you just make your way over to her and kiss her full on the mouth
  • your hand makes its way down her body until it rests between her legs
  • “why stop now?” you whisper before nibbling at her earlobe
  • damn this girl is gonna have to pray so hard after this

Jumin:

  • when he sees you, he doesn’t even flinch
  • like he’ll just stare you straight in the eyes as though daring you to comment
  • he doesn’t stop pumping his hand up and down, and he doesn’t say anything either
  • it should be awkward as fuck but it feels like he is literally fucking you with his eyes
  • you find yourself gulping nervously as you feel yourself getting more and more turned on
  • eventually you start walking slowly towards him
  • that smirk almost kills you
  • and, well… you can imagine what happens next

707:

  • he doesn’t notice you at first because he tends to do it with his eyes shut
  • so his grunts have already turned you the fuck on within seconds
  • you find yourself letting out a small whimper and his eyes snap open and he looks directly at you
  • he doesn’t even hesitate, he just gets right up and grabs you
  • he practically throws you down on the bed before climbing on top of you and kissing you
  • “how long were you watching?” he growls
  • “I… I don’t know”
  • like damn he’s usually a dom but you’ve never seen him this dom before
  • it’s hot as fuck
  • good luck walking tomorrow
long distance relationship au

okay so i’m still emo about this one where Shiro and Keith are together but obviously aren’t in one place but they make it work because they are willing to try. So here are the ones I drew of ShiroKeith & the finale for visual purposes.

  • Shiro is two years older than Keith
  • They got together in college because they had the same Advance International Governance and Law class
  • Shiro was graduating to pursue med school (I want to help people, Keith)
  • Keith was friggin proud of course and he’s an art student
  • They talked it out because Shiro’s school will be somewhere far and if they were still going to continue their relationship and Shiro was worried because long distance relationships sometimes don’t work but
  • Keith kicked him “are you kidding me? of course we are, you idiot! or are you tired of me already? we just got together this year after 2 years of pining, Shiro wtf”
  • Shiro smiled because GOD HE LOVES KEITH SO MUCH WTH TO HELL WITH DISTANCE AS LONG AS THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
  • So they make it work
  • Shiro started med school and at first it was fine cause not much stuff going on yet. They skype after class and have skype dates 
  • Until exams happened and they got busy but they still do the usual skype thing but most of the time they just leave it on while they do their stuff and do small talk from time to time “Oh god, Keith I can’t seem to get this one right” “You’ll get it eventually–ah dammit my paint just spilled”
  • It’s so they can at least pretend they are still together in one place
  • But of course it’s fun too. They send each other silly photos of random stuff that remind them of each other. Shiro would send something red most of the time to Keith while Keith replies with a grumpy emoji because that grumpy cat doesn’t even look like him AT ALL
  • Keith does part time at the university library and whenever he arranged books in the YA section, he’d browse and totally-not-intentional would read and he would take a photo of a line from a book “she ran her fingers through his hair and gave him a kiss on the cheek” and he’d send it to Shiro with the caption “me to you” and SHIRO CRIES and he gets so emo because it was Keith’s first time sending that kind of photo and he loves it so he tells Keith that
  • and so Keith would send him lines from the books he’d read that he wanted to tell and do to Shiro. sometimes he’d take a photo of a tree that was so big and tall with the caption “this is you” and Shiro would be dying of laughter but he gets Keith’s humour
  • Shiro saved EV E R Y TH ING
  • They get matching everything–from beanies to shirts to bracelets to friggin lockets because they are that sappy couple
  • They send each other stuff thru mail like “i saw this set of paints that you’ve been wanting for so long and they have it here so i got it for you! enjoy!” “this mug is really nice it would match your stupid beautiful eyes that i apparently love for some really WEIRD reason –love keith”
  • It would go on for the whole year until term break happens and to hell with it Keith booked a flight to Shiro’s place with all his part time money
  • Shiro was excited! After a year of not seeing each other, he was finally going to see Keith. HE CLEANS HIS FLAT LIKE A MAD MAN EVERYTHING SHOULD BE SPOTLESS
  • Shiro drives to the airport and waits at the arrival area impatiently
  • Passengers have already started coming out and he looked around frantically waiting for a certain someone UNTIL HE SAW SOMEONE WALKING WITH A RED SUITCASE WEARING A CAP
  • Their eyes met and KEITH RAN SO FAST DRAGGING HIS SUITCASE
  • And Shiro was so worried because KEITH STOP OMG YOU’RE BUMPING INTO PEOPLE but no Keith went on and when he was so close to his boyfriend, he lets go of his suitcase and glomped at Shiro (who thankfully was able to catch him good lord) and Keith hugged the hell out of him without saying anything
  • They remained like that for what felt like half an hour and they didn’t care if people were staring until Shiro heard a sob
  • HIS HEART BROKE AT THE SOUND BECAUSE OH GOD KEITH
  • Shiro rubbed his hand on Keith’s back without saying anything just letting Keith take it all in
  • “I’ve missed you so much” Keith finally said as he tightened his grip on Shiro burying his face even more into his neck
  • Shiro wanted to cry because god he loves Keith so much it’s crazy
  • “Me, too, Keith. Me, too.”
so i read the cursed child

WARNING: WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS

A full list of my thoughts while reading The Cursed Child: 

i’m ready, witches and bitches

  • “don’t stop and don’t be scared you’ll crash into it. best to do it at a run if you’re nervous” juST FUCK ME UP
  • ron doing a lame trick and everyone loving its lameness is something i didn’t know i needed
  • “mum! i can’t give a professor love!” obviously rose hasn’t read much fanfiction
  • ROSE GRANGER-WEASLEY
  • scorpius sings, and then realizes singing was a mistake….my precious smol bean, the smolest of beans
  • “the rumor is that he’s voldemort’s son, albus…it’s probably rubbish, I mean, look, you’ve got a nose” i don’t even know what to say i just
  • i’m on page 18 and albus and scorpius are gay
  • “Albus Potter, the Slytherin squib” alright I’m ready to fucking throw down and fight, you talk shit about me and you talk shit about my house but DOn”T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY SON
  • “just cast a spell, dad, and change me into what you want me to be, okay? it’ll work better for both of us” this book just started how am I already suffering this much
  • “I didn’t choose, you know that? I didn’t choose to be his son” be my son please
  • wait did I read something wrong or are harry and ginny on a no sugar diet
  • wtf boy you killed the dark lord and you think a little sugar is going to hurt you? eat that toffee, bitch
  • HERMIONE IS THE MINISTER OF MAGIC? YOU GO GIRL, OH YEAH, QUEEN OF MY HEART, BADDEST BITCH OF YOUR AGE, KNEW YOU COULD GIRL
  • “How many people have died for the Boy Who Lived? I’m asking you to save one of them.” …….well shit
  • lily is a pure angel and her fairy wings are the cutest, how did they do that on stage i must see this play
  • “The poor orphan who went on to save us all. So may I say– on behalf of wizarding kind– how grateful we are for your heroism. Should we bow now or will a curtsy do?” wow albus is a salty little shit, isn’t he? my parents would never let me
  • “well there are times I wish you weren’t my son” OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT WADDUP
  • his scar had not pained him for 19 years, all was well BITCH YOU THOUGHT
  • why is scorpius rambling about how rose smells like bread on the hogwarts express, this boy is so socially awkward
  • oh hi hello middle school rose and scorpius feels
  • albus hugs his friend. with fierceness. they hold for a beat. it’s page 51 and albus and scorpius are gay
  • “okay. hello. um. have we hugged before? do we hug?” they are so gay ?? like ?? so so gay
  • why are two fourteen year old gay boys trying to time travel to save someone they have never met just because one fourteen year old gay boy is angsty towards his father, what is this plot, i love it, but what is this plot
  • what the fuck. the trolley witch. what the fuck.
  • hello draco, nice seeing you again, still a little shit i see
  • “nothing scares me, apart from mum” same ron, same
  • how the fuck do they do this on stage
  • “I don’t care what you did or who you saved, you are a constant curse on my family, Harry Potter.” I mean he’s not wrong.
  • is it still casual incest if pollyjuice potion is involved
  • this is like a really interesting really well written fanfiction
  • wait where is teddy
  • of all the people they could bring back to life they chose cedric? no offense to cedric, but….really?
  • where is teddy
  • what the hap is fuckening
  • harry james potter scorpius is a smol bean child why can’t you see thatalbus is a bad influence on scorpius not the other way around SMH MY HEAD
  • he’s going to use the map to spy on albus?? he’s going to force albus into gryffindor?? he’s keeping him away from his boyfriend??  WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HARRY BEING SUCH A BAD DAD
  • oh. oh. oh albus is actually in gryffindor. okay so harry is slightly less of a bad dad
  • but still a bad dad
  • it’s page 121 and albus and scorpius are gay
  • w h e r e   i s   t e d d y
  • “but you’re not this mean” “and that’s 20 points from gryffindor to assure albus potter that i am this mean” #teachinggoals
  • “I don’t want to hurt you, Draco” “How interesting, because I do want to hurt you” GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE THIS IS GOOD SHIT
  • “you two– you belong together” even characters in-book ship this okay
  • “We’re losers. True and total losers.” #same why is this book so relatable
  • oh how did i not realize that this entire scene takes place with scorpius and albus wrestling on the ground okay
  • maybe the real cursed child was the friends we made along the way
  • oh man i just hate it when i upset the dementors and interrupt voldemort day :///
  • FOR VOLDEMORT AND VALOR wtf
  • honestly though it makes sense Voldemort is team valor.
  • the scorpion king, the blood ball, oh potter, this is too much
  • f o r   v o l d e m o r t    a n d   v a l o r
  • “she made being brave very easy, your mother” aw draco
  • draco defied his father for love I cannot
  • EVEN IN THIS WORLD ASTORIA IS STILL DEAD WHAT DID SCORPIUS DO TO DESERVE THIS
  • and to think I thought I would get through this book without having to see snape, fucking hell
  • “Cedric Diggory killed only one wizard and not a significant one– Neville Longbottom”
  • IF NEVILLE HADN’T BEEN NEVILLE HARRY POTTER WOULD NOT HAVE WON, NEVILLE WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT, MOST SIGNIFICANT, if I accept one thing from Voldemort Day™ world, it is this canon recognition of Neville’s importance goodbye
  • “I’m a wanted man” “less wanted” SAVAGE
  • scorpius watches as hermione and ron have their souls sucked from them after finally realizing they are in love, okay, yes, i am fine
  • I still hate Snape
  • okay wait it just sunk in that cedric became a death eater and ?? no ?? I don’t like this or approve of it ? that just destroyed his character? cedric would never okay
  • okay if we’ve had the conflict and the resolution and we still have 100 pages…what comes next…
  • “What did I miss?” “It is considered polite to knock when entering a room, Hermione Granger, maybe you missed that.” I fucking love McGonagall okay, I havent’ said that enough in this liveblog
  • “bravery doesn’t forgive stupidity” A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE GRYFFINDORS IN THE BACK
  • okay well at least they acknowledged that Slytherin!Albus wasn’t the reason for all their problems
  • oh yeah voldemort i forgot about him
  • glad to see the moldy voldy nickname has caught on
  • seriously though why has no one mentioned teddy lupin this entire play does he not exist anymore
  • who the fuck is polly chapman
  • “It’s time that time-turning became a thing of the past” I love this boy with all of my heart
  • who the fuck is craig bowker jr
  • hello delphi, fancy seeing you again, i still don’t care about you
  • wait delphi is the book’s main villain ?? that feels anticlimactic
  • RON GOT SO DRUNK ON HIS WEDDING DAY THAT HE COULDN’T EVEN REMEMBER IT
  • ron and neville are drinking buddies
  • “Your niece” “I don’t have a niece” oh shit, the plot thickens m8, too bad i still don’t care about delphi
  • she’s torturing scorpius to get to albus i am both sad and also happy, i love this trope but i want to protect my sons
  • it’s page 229 and albus and scorpius are gay
  • craig bower jr is dead, and i am so broken and sad, he was my favorite character, i am so emotionally attached, after how much we’ve all gotten to know him, oh no, what a shame wow.
  • “but if the prophecy is inevitable why are we here trying to influence it?” fucking finally
  • how is she flying without a broom do they ever actually explain this
  • how do they do all of this on stage i am still wondering
  • WHAT THE FUCK DELPHI IS THE CURSED CHILD
  • IS THERE SERIOUSLY A “DAUGHTER OF VOLDEMORT” PLOT TWIST? THIS IS EVERY FANFICTION EVER WTF
  • I won’t accept this
  • what the hap is fuckening
  • “I didn’t know much about it so can’t take responsibility– and I’m pretty sure my kids had nothing to do with it– but if this lot are standing up here then so am I.” I love you Ronald Weasley, until the day I die
  • where is teddy lupin
  • why are they saying albus fancied delphi, they had no chemistry and this appeared nowhere else in the story
  • are we going to get to see lily and james potter because if we are all is forgiven
  • “wow. squeak. my geekiness is a-quivering” I love scorpius malfoy my smol bean son
  • a young, attractive couple leave a house with a baby in a pushchair
  • carve that onto my tombstone
  • “Go. Leave. I don’t want you here. I don’t need you. You were absent every time it really counted. I fought him three times without you. I’ll face him again, if needs be– alone.” FUCKING FINALLY
  • the boy finally admits dumbledore was a shitty father figure, my day has finally come
  • the boy finally calls dumbledore out on his bullshit for leaving him in an abusive home !! I have !! waited !! years for this !!
  • “it isn’t true that I never complained” we know, harry, we know. you could have been renamed “the boy who whines”
  • “What did you want to do?” “…Mainly I wanted to be happy.” be still my beating yet aching heart….draco…my son…my boy…my precious child…
  • the ministry’s time turners were too vanilla for lucius malfoy
  • “secretly I think he preferred a world without voldemort” thank you jk rowling this was all i really needed to hear
  • “It is exceptionally lonely, being draco malfoy” oh god, my sweet boy
  • “I would sell my soul for another minute with astoria” WHY IS THIS SCENE GIVING ME SUCH EXTREME FEELS
  • why do i feel like this is the beginning of a drarry hurt/comfort fic on ffn
  • draco and harry bonding over parenting is my aesthetic
  • “as pleasurable as it will be to hide in a hole for the next forty years…” their relationship is written in such a way that I’m still not sure if he’s being sarcastic or not
  • “if I had to choose a companion to be at the return of eternal darkness with, it’s you”
  • IT’S PAGE 265 AND ALBUS AND SCORPIUS ARE GAY
  • draco has a ponytail
  • but how are they going to get back to their own time again, time turners don’t allow for that i don’t
  • #savevoldemort81
  • ron is the most chilled out
  • I bet ron does weed i’m calling it now
  • so is delphi immune to the five minute rule on this time turner because it seems like this is a plothole
  • “I’m being bossed around by Hermione Granger…and I mildly enjoy it” dramione fans everywhere are shitting their pants I’m sure
  • FUCKING BELLATRIX
  • BELLATRIX FUCKED VOLDEMORT AND NO ONE IS SURPRISED FUCKING HELL
  • but when did they have the time
  • “Are you crawling away from me?” She seems surprised. Obviously she didn’t read the first seven books.
  • “I’ve never fought alone, and I never will” FUCK YEAH
  • is jkr really making harry witness his parents murder?? this is so fucked up
  • HAGRID !!!!!!!!! <3 <3 3 <3
  • scorpius asked out rose which on one hand brings back so many middle school scorpius/rose memories, but also angers me because for 300 pages albus and scorpius have been incredibly gay
  • what is this forced heterosexuality bullshit
  • “Your dad used to love to do this smoke ring thing with you” i’m so happy i’m so happy
  • aw harry is afraid of the dark
  • i accept claustrophobic harry as canon
  • but pigeons ?? really ??
  • who the fuck is craig
  • “not ALL slytherins” “your right, scorpius and albus would NEVER”
  • time to rewrite all my middle school next-gen fanfiction

in conclusion: somehow despite it all I still loved it

anonymous asked:

For the Eldritch Horror Skywalker AU: What would it be like if Rey were a Skywalker? Also, outside of this AU, what are your thoughts on Rey's parentage? You don't seem to follow the popular "she's Luke's daughter" theory

sooo to tackle the last question first: I’m like 92% sure than Rey is Luke’s daughter in the films. They’ve not exactly been subtle with the hints, and it would fit the overarching theme of Skywalkers Being Everywhere and hey, I can get behind that. /i think there are some great comparisons, especially between her and Anakin. But: I prefer the idea of her being Palpatine’s granddaughter. That’s because I feel Kylo’s arc TFA is about how you can have the best parents in the world, the kindest legacy; and you can still turn out into a goth who thinks shanking your dad is a g r e a t idea. 

But Rey Palpatine – that seems, to me, like the perfect counterpoint to Kylo Ren (the films do set them up as deliberate opposites, light and dark, so I’m not running completely away from canon here). If she came from a line of pure darkness, absolute evil, and emerged the shining beacon of the Force; if she defied her own ancestry (and the ghosts whispering strike him down with all your hatred) and showed mercy – well then that story, to me, is far more powerful than ‘Local Skywalker Has Great Destiny. Again’. I think that’s a really interesting mirror to Kylo Ren’s ability to become a burning trash fire despite his a+++ parentage, as well as offering a new perspective on the recurring theme of family; because although Anakin was redeemed through his love of his son, Rey choosing her own family and rejecting her poisonous legacy would be something new and interesting. Also: can you imagine the look on Kylo Ren’s face? 

Anyway: with that in mind, in my AU of eldritch Skywalkers Rey is Palpatine’s descendant, because Palpatine was a human who controlled the monstrous (wondrous) Anakin Skywalker, and Rey is – well. That would be telling. 

So: in the AU of my AU, where Rey is a Skywalker: Jakku is used to monsters. It presses against the thin skin of the world, and strange things seep through and make their home in the sands, and so a girl who sometimes has fifteen thousand eyes and sometimes has wings that seem to span the sky actually isn’t that unusual. Huh says Onkar Platt, the first time he sees her transform. But: Rey curtails herself. She holds tight to the monstrous part of herself, clamping it tight against her skin, and this gives her headaches that last for days and days and sometimes she is so dizzy with tension that she can’t move, or eat, or sleep. But she manages, because Mama had told her to, because Mama said I’ll be back sweetie, you be good, you don’t do anything silly and ‘silly’ was the wonderfully toned-down word that translated as don’t become a star-eating monster mmkay? 

And so Rey obeys, and collects salvage, and marks off days, and sometimes she loses control; but mostly she doesn’t; and when Finn finds her she’s sweating and shaking and blood dribbles from her ears with the effort of not ripping all his skin off. Thieves are the lowest kind of scum in Jakku, where everyone has so little, where everyone is one bad day from starvation.

(He grabs her hand. He doesn’t feel human skin. It’s cold. Wet, somehow. And then it’s scaly. and then –)

The garbage will do! and she wheels away, and forgets herself in her panic, and she’s blinding and colours Finn can’t name and – then she’s Rey again, shouting for him. 

(Afterwards: he hugs her. He’s pretty sure that there are wings settling around him. It is not, on reflection, the strangest thing that has happened to him in the last forty eight hours, so he lets it slide.)

Han takes one look at her and says fuck because he isn’t Force-sensitive, but he’s seen this before. Well. Luke’s got some explaining to do. 

Science Fair part 5

Originally posted by sherryzizi

Bucky high school AU request, where he and the Avengers are basically the popular crowd but not arseholes and the Reader is kind of nerdy and just keeps to herself and her small group of friends but catches his eye? xxx - anon

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Part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

A/N- Okay so the tags are a bit messed up. If your name is on here but there’s no link then I’m sorry idk why, also if you change your url at some point during this series can you notify me because otherwise it gets confusing and stressful when I’m trying to tag you. Also I got sick of no gifs so they’re gonna go before the text which is h o r r i b l e

You had been glad for the weekend, there was no way you would have been able to face Bucky the next day. You weren’t sure what was worse - the fact that Bucky kept calling and texting you, or that mid day Saturday he stopped trying to contact you at all. How could you have been so stupid to think he had actually been interested in you? Obviously you were just a challenge, a fun thing to do on the side until someone more popular and prettier came along to occupy his time. To think you had fallen for it all, you had fallen for his charming personality and infectious smiles, only to have it come crashing down around you in one moment. Not again, you didn’t want to hear his excuses, you weren’t going to get sucked into his games again. Not if you could help it.

Monday morning rolled around and you very nearly considered faking sick and taking the day off, but you knew that was the coward’s way out. You weren’t going to let Bucky ruin your life more than he already had, which meant going into school with your chin up and avoiding him at all costs (because deep down you knew if you saw him you might cry and you didn’t want to show that kind of weakness).

Stepping into the school building was a lot less worse than you thought it would be, there was nobody looking at you and whispering, which made sense considering nobody even knew about your involvement with Bucky. You walked to your locker, collected your books and went to your art class. All in all it was an ordinary morning, you were on constant alert as you walked through the halls but you didn’t pass Bucky once.

A million thoughts were racing through your head. Was he sorry? Had he figured it out? Was he going to try and continue whatever the hell you two had? Was he going to find you today? The answer, you thought dully, was probably no to all.

Once you made it to the art classroom you let yourself in and moved to your usual spot behind the easel at the back. The teacher wasn’t in yet but she didn’t mind you spending your free time in here considering you usually got to school earlier than you needed to be, you unpacked your pencils, paints, and brushes. Except you couldn’t find any inspiration to draw something, you felt numb all over.

There was still at least half an hour until class started and you didn’t want to waste any time, you pushed the tip of the pencil to the paper and began to draw aimlessly. Your mind zoned out as you drew methodically almost from muscle memory, only when the bell rang did you zone in to see what you had drawn. A pair of too familiar eyes stared back at you from the page, you had drawn Bucky’s eyes, you let out a small frustrated groan and ripped the paper off the easel and shoved it in you bag. God, you were pathetic.

The lesson passed much too quickly for your liking and soon it was time to leave, as you were packing up your stuff you felt a presence next to you. You looked up to see Steve standing over you frowning, you had forgotten he was in your class, “Are you okay?” he asked.

You swallowed and nodded, “Mhm,” you plastered on a fake smile.

“Oh, because Bucky was trying to reach you all weekend. He was worried about you.”

You had to bite back a sharp remark, it wasn’t Steve’s fault and he didn’t deserve a bad temper. “He stopped trying mid Saturday, actually. Some things happened that I’d rather not talk about,” you tried to keep your answer short and polite, you swung your bag onto your shoulder and headed out with Steve hot on your tail.

“Things, what things?” you heard Steve say behind you.

You looked back to answer him as you walked out the door and hit something just outside the doorway. “Yeah, what things?” Bucky said.

Looking back in front of you you saw Bucky standing there, a mix of confusion, anger and worry evident on his face. You licked your lips, this was everything you had been dreading, “Things like the blonde you were making out with at the party on Saturday,” you said bitterly and pushed past him and walked swiftly down the hall.

“You showed up to the party?” you could hear Bucky ask as he began to follow you at the same time as Steve asked Bucky, “You kissed another girl?”

You spun round sharply making Bucky almost crash into you, “Yes. I was at the party. I showed up just in time to see you lip lock with some girl I’ve never even seen before. Does she even go to our school?”

“Y/N I–”

“Save it. I trusted you Bucky, you knew that I was worried about attention at school is that why you did it? You couldn’t stand not being seen with a girl in public?”

“No–”

“Then what was it?”

“It was an accident.”

You scoffed, “Oh please. A quick brush in a large crowd could be an accident, but full on lip lock with your hands in her hair for a good fifteen seconds is no accident.”

“I was drunk, Y/N, I’m sorry.”

“Drunk enough to forget me?” you challenged.

Bucky’s eyes widened then he sighed in defeat, “Yes, look, I’m sorry-”

“It’s funny,” you started and you saw him tense, you pulled out your phone. “You were apparently drunk enough to forget me but not five minutes later you were asking me where I was.” You held out your phone to show him the texts he had sent you.

From:James 21:14

Hey, where are you? I can’t find you anywhere?

From: James 21:19

Steve said he thought he saw you, seriously where are you?

From: James 21:20

Is this some kind of come-and-find-me-game? ;)

From: James 21:26

Okay I mean it where are you I’m looking all over

Bucky read over the texts guiltily and flicked his sad eyes back up to you, “You changed my name to James?”

You nodded once, “Because that’s all you are. James Barnes, the lying playboy scum I thought you were before we met.”

With that you spun on your heels and speed walked away from Bucky who was stunned into one place, tear brimmed and threatened to fall down your face but you didn’t let them. You weren’t going to let anyone see you cry, and you weren’t going to cry over James Buchanan Barnes ever again.

***

A/N- So what did you guys think? Should Y/N be angrier at Bucky or forgive him? What do you think Bucky’s going to do next? Let me know what you thought of it, requests are open <3

QUICK TIPS FOR NEWBIE SUGARS

- Don’t wait to backround check anyone’s ass. Do it while you’re talking to them. Have a list of questions that can help you narrow down their identity for you to confirm. ***Catfishing is real, whether its a stranger, a jealous ‘friend’, or some psycho ex, it does happen and can happen to you.***
Be smart, investigate!

- Get an alias, and stick to it. I go by Reese, similar to my real name so I always respond to it. It also helps that it was a nick-name growing up. It feels natural.

- Build a network of trust with people/someone either online, in real life, or both. At least ONE person needs to know who you are and what you do…They need to know who you’re with and where you’re going…They need to know when you should be checking in with them, or getting back home - and what to do if you fail to contact them.

- Ask, ask, ask! Curious, don’t know something, feeling weird after a first date? Reach out. We are a community, I don’t speak for all sugars, but I promise you I will not judge you. I am here for you.

- Get a game plan. Know how you want your allowance, and what you plan to do with it once you get it.

- GOT A FUNNY FEELING? SOMETHING SEEM A LITTLE OFF? LISTEN TO YOUR GUT. OBEY YOUR INTUITION. BLOCK THEM AND DON’T GO BACK - NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE PAYOUTS OR GIFTS WOULD HAVE BEEN. DO NOT DOUBT YOURSELF - E V E R.

- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

xoxo

(Feel free to add! No such thing as too much advice when you hustle!)

Quick Clarification

Okayokayokay

I’ve been seeing some confusion about RP, so I’m gonna explain it r e a l fast.

Your blog, and your character, etc. are RPing when you interact. That’s the RP. After all, while you run the blog, you are role playing as the character and saying that it’s their “official” tumblr.

The only thing is– is that it’s a Modern and Public AU– so of course stuff like dragons, vampires, murder, war, etc. aren’t really going to be RP options! I had thought up the AU because I thought it would be cool to have something different from a normal RP blog, and I’ve seen the idea before.

Here’s also this: just imagine your favorite celebrity or muse or whatever, and like you know how a lot of people keep up with their twitter, instagram, and tumblr? It’s kind of like your character is the celebrity in this case, sharing their life through the internet. Plus I would think it’d be really cool to convince people these are “real” and make them happy. Idk, I think entertaining people is fun!

Your posts on your blog ARE the RP. You make it seem as natural as possible. You gotta pretend that it’s the character, not you, sitting behind the phone or computer making the post ye know?

I don’t think that if the characters really had their own blog they would send sentence starters and such to each other, so the AU is made to seem realistic as if it wasn’t an RP blog.

• Real people don’t post in third person omniscient paragraphs about their lives. That’s weird. You gotta act like the characters are said real people. That’s the point of the AU.

• I understand some asterisks, but again, real people don’t post in social media saying their actions in asterisks.

So, TL;DR:

Posts and interactions = the RP in this AU

You have to act like the character when you make interactions. Tags are theirs. Reblogs are theirs. Unless you say it’s you I will automatically presume it’s not you.

I’m not banning RP in this AU, because apparently some think that’s what this is. It’s not. The whole point is to RP, but in a different way. Just think of it as clever acting.

EDIT; this is incredibly passive-aggressive and I’m sorry; I just care a lot for this ye know? Thanks guys :,)

 owen.    //    x.

“Can’t? Or won’t?”

“——Do you not trust me because I look like him, is that it?
Or are you not in the habit of trusting people because that
means having to get close to them but they might pull the rug
out from underneath you. Better not to get too involved in the
first place, right?”

“We’ve all been there. I just figured I would ask.”

 the  words  she  was  saying  to  him  were  the  first  she  could  think  of  ,  the  first  reaction  that  came  to  her  .  yes  ,  she  always  wanted  to  push  the  people  away  ,  never  allowed  someone  to  get  close  to  her  .  that’s  how  she  was  taught  ,  if  you  get  someone  close  ,  if  someone  gets  under  your  skin  ,  knows  your  weakness  ,  then  you  a r e  weak  ,  then  you  are  going  to  lose  .  

 she  never  allowed  herself  to  show  WEAKNESS  ,  to  show  feelings  .  so  what  he  was  saying  was  true  .  she  didn’t  allow  herself  to  trust  him  because  that  meant  she  would  let  him  get  close  to  her  .  

 ❛          you  already  know  the  answer  ,  so  why  are  you  even  asking  .  .       ❜        a  soft  whisper  she  looked  up  to  him  ,  something  someone  could  figure  as  a  small  smile  was  growing  on  her  lips  .  

 * ⋆ ⋱ ✧      @hcndler

lovefortwhiddles  asked:

Hiya! I love your Steven Universe art (especially the highschool au) I was wondering if you could do some gay Lapidot art for my bestie, she's been having a hard time and it would cheer her up! If you do it, thank you so much. If not, I understand!💜

i hope these kinda crappy sketches r ok omg, i hope ur friend feels better!!

Touya if I may trouble you, I have a question…

Zekrom pauses to recall the information that had been relayed to him. At this point in time, considering the state of Dragonspiral Tower, he shouldn’t be surprised, yet it was still somewhat irksome to know that people didn’t respect it as much as it once had been.

What would you do if you found a group of people within your home that you did not know, going about as though they owned the place?


@shujinkuro liked for a starter!