i would do things to this boy

Bangtan reaction to your lips tasting sweet (Hyung line)

I’ve been wanting to do this for awhile, sorry it took so long. Thank you for requesting. :)

Kim Seokjin

Seokjin would taken back that your lips tasted like strawberry’s, it’s not what he expected the kiss to taste like that but he wasn’t complaining. He went to kiss you again pulling you into a deeper kiss, wanting to make this one last longer then the last. You pulled away looking at him breathless. “Sorry love, you tasted like sweet strawberry’s” 

Originally posted by softlytaejin

Min Yoongi

Yoongi wouldn’t stop kiss you after you had that caramel ice cream. The taste of it lowkey turning him on and making him want more of you. After some innocent kisses turned into a heated make out session, moving you to straddle his lap making him hard in the process. “I think we should move to bedroom babygirl” 

(That was not meant to turn that way. I’m sorry)

Originally posted by jungsooneul

Jung Hoseok

Hoseok wasn’t sure how your lips tasted like honey but he loved it. He would ask you if you could always have your lips taste this sweet. He would constantly shower you in kisses, and if you weren’t cooperating he would follow you around puckering is lips till you gave him what he wants. “Jadiya!!! I want kisses and i would leave you alone till I get them”

Originally posted by loveshob

Kim Namjoon

Namjoon would not let you go once he tasted the vanilla ice cream that you just had on you lips. He wouldn’t care if you had anything to do, he would just hold you by your waist and you kiss you. He’d probably think that you did it on purpose just mess with him and ‘spice things up’. Anything else that you had planned please put to the side because your sweet boyfriend needs you. “Love, lets just do this for the reset of the day. I love having your sweet lips on mine.”

Originally posted by rapnamu

I’m going to upload the maknae line at a later date. It’s getting late here and I’m getting tired. Probably won’t be up tonight but you never know. 

I knew you’d be just like everyone else the first time you smiled at me and made my heart jump.

I knew you were a wild fire and I shouldn’t get too close to you no matter how mesmerizing you are because you’ll burn and consume every good thing I have left.

I knew your eyes makes the brightest star seem dull and I shouldn’t let myself get lost upon your gaze because if I do, I might never find my way back or worse I might not want to.

I knew your lips are worse than any cigarette and drugs combined and if I ever let myself have a single taste it’ll be as if I sentenced my own particular demise.

I knew your touch would be as delicate as cotton but it would sting and infuse toxic substance in my veins until I can no longer have the strength to push you away.

I knew your voice sounds hypnotizing and I shouldn’t listen to it because if I do, I’ll believe every sugarcoated lies coming from your lips and it will crumble the walls protecting the broken pieces in my chest.

I knew your “I love you” was never meant just for me. I knew it was just as empty as your heart and I knew I shouldn’t believe it no matter how much I want to because if I let myself believe, I would fall and find myself bleeding and broken on the ground again.

I knew what kind of boy you are.
I knew what you’d do to me.
I knew how things would end if I ever begin a once upon a time delusion with you.
I knew it. I knew everything.

But I didn’t care about any of it.
I just loved you anyway.

—  evrythnginvrsaid

anonymous asked:

Could you please do headcanons for platonic friendships with Starish? :3

Sure thing! Please let me know if it’s alright because I feel I have gotten a little rusty here ;;


Originally posted by alittledreamcatcher-v

  • He’s that boy who’d be willing to try ANYTHING as long as its with you! So if you’re planning on hitting that all-you-can-eat ramen contest, you know who to take along!
  • Otoya would stand up for you even if he’s the only one who will support you. He’s fiercely loyal and would not tolerate someone saying shit about his bestie
  • If you love sports, Otoya would happily take you to watch soccer, baseball or even swimming!
  • Otoya would often come to you with his problems (even crush problems ehehe ;3) and would urge you to do the same because of the bestie pact :3
  • He’d take a while opening up but eventually, his best friend would be able to tell when his smile is genuine and when its not
  • This sweet pea even wrote you a song. “This is dedicated to 〇〇〇-chan, the bestest bestest friend in the universe!!!”
  • He’d definitely get you a friendship bracelet, saying he got one for all his besties and dang, you’re pretty special to him if he does gift you one.


Originally posted by akagi--mako

  • Well he has his normal stoic face but you’re one of the few to catch glimpses of his true and joyous smiles
  • “Careful.”
    “Don’t go there unsupervised.”
    “Take care of yourself.”
    “Did you eat? Do you want me to make you something?”
    “How was your day?”
  • He’s so gentle and caring, you can’t help but be like “Man, what did I do to deserve him?”
  • He KNOWS when something’s wrong for you so the best course of action is to spit it out because Masato is worried af and wants to listen and help
  • His advice to you is usually in the form of proverbs. If you tell him to not put it that way, he’d tell you in plain words
  • Ahh those handmade bentos that only his friends and lover get to taste~ oh and those judges at a cooking show
  • Masato wouldn’t exactly come to you first when he has a problem but hey, the psychic bond where you just KNOW something’s wrong applies here. Eventually, when confronted, he pours out his heart
  • You’re on his list of favourite people when you become his friend. He is extremely loyal to you and although he never says it, he expects the same from you. He takes your bond with him as a friend very seriously because he treasures you and it’s special to him


Originally posted by yahoohanjizoe

  • You know that you’re friends with Natsuki when he offers to cook for you. ALERT: DO NOT ACCEPT THE FOOD!
  • The sweetheart here would do anything to see his best friend smile, even if that means dressing Syo in a pink tutu
  • When he doesn’t hang out with his lover, he’s usually pleading (read, dragging) you to visit any sort of zoo, animal shelter or café so you have some fun XD)
  • Hugs! Hugs! Hugs! More hugs!
  • Natsuki would tell you little stories. Like for example, how he used to be with Syo as kids, his lover, his childhood, thoughts and dreams. In return, he expects the same from you too!
  • He would insist that you get matching piyo chan accessories just for the heck of it XD
  • He likes carrying you around for some reason. You, Syo, his lover and Nagi are his main carry victims


Originally posted by shizukku

  • He’s that guy who would roll his eyes at you and warn you when you threaten to chug a bottle of tequila but he would hold back your hair when you throw up because “What will you do without me, huh? sighs
  • He can be a little playful and teasing when he wants to be.
  • He never lies to you. So if you’re thinking that flamboyant neon pink dress looks stunning on you, he’d be the one who’d say it looks stunningly awful.
  • He would happily take you to the library and book store if you adore books like him. Psst, that restricted section is where you have your deep friendship talks.
  • He always cares for you, although it may sound rude at times. He just wants the best for you
  • Tokiya’s shoulder is always available when you need to cry and vent. He will listen and comfort, being so gentle despite how icy he looks outside
  • He’d often chastise you if your eating habits aren’t too healthy. He even offers to cook for you because he’s kinda your momfriend XD


Originally posted by fairylaw92

  • If your this guy’s best friend, you’re pretty important to him alright? You happen to be able to handle his quicksilver mood and see his feels beyond that confident smirk
  • Somehow everyone thinks you and Ren are going out but you’re just best friends XD
  • He speaks his mind to you, although he’s hesitant at first. Besides you, it’s usually his lover or Masato who hear his thoughts
  • You’d often meet for lunch and drinks. Ren’s a good conversationalist so it’s never boring when you two talk
  • You and Ren have insider jokes and nicknames for people you two are acquainted with. Example- “Sourpuss (aka boss) says I have to work overtime rennnn”
    “Run from work then~”
  • You have found yourself a bestie who’s a therapist, beautician, fashion expert and adventurer all in one
  • He’d jokingly flirt with you but he would never cross that line unless the two of you start feeling the hots for each other haha


Originally posted by poisonedfortunecookie

  • Gym buddies yo.
  • He prefers to talk about issues when you two are working out together. Syocchi may not look like it but he gives great A++ advice when you need it
  • He’s that boy who will beat up your bullies for you because his best friend is special and important to him
  • He’s gonna drag you into Prince of Fighting hell with him. He needs someone to gush over the series with haha
  • Syo would ask you how he looks when he has this appointment coming up. In a way, you two are each other’s fashion police. He even visits the boutique often with you
  • If he doesn’t have a lover, he always saves you a ticket when he goes for any sort of special event because hey, friends are almost family.
  • Damn all those emoji filled conversations which only you and Syo seem to understand and laugh over


Originally posted by r0ymustang

  • He’s kinda a bit possessive over his best friend too. “Hsssttt…my bestie..shoo shoo.” He only means good though! XD
  • He has really deep emo talks with you from time to time. God knows why but he usually ends up sobbing by the end of it and you need to comfort him
  • Cecil appreciates someone who listens and tries his best to listen when they approach him with their problems
  • He’s rather easygoing and would like it if his bestie tagged along when he wanted to explore places and try out food. Example- waffles
  • Calls with him usually range from 4 seconds because he accidentally hung up to 2 hours because he has a lot to say
  • He once took you to Agnapalace and thou were bestowed the honour of “Prince Cecil’s treasured friend”
  • You’re one of the few people whose words he takes seriously. Also you happen to be one of those people who kick him into the bath along with Camus

anonymous asked:

This pearl clutching over Yurio being 15 & being 'sexualised' confuses me coz where I'm from the age of consent is 16 & a relationship between a 15 year old & an 18 year old is not THAT unusual. Long as there's no icky power imbalance (WHICH THERE ISN'T) it's NBD. Also when I was 15 me & friends wore fishnets & corsets & it was totally not about looking appealing to men but about saying fuck you to people who though we should look pretty & act submissive. Sexualising yourself can be empowering.


Listen, I was in a non-sexual relationship with a guy when I was almost 14 and he was 18. That might be a bit extreme admittedly but I know I had the mental age to be able to know certain things like I should never feel like I’m being forced to do anything I don’t want etc.

Yuri is almost 16 and you can bet he’s already started exploring his sexuality helloooo boys AND girls touch themselves plenty at 16??? with or without other people so these an////is can shut the hell up. Otayuri would be legal in my country and in many others even if they started having sex on that Barcelona beach from the manga right then. I can’t stand people who think they have some sort of moral high ground because they want to export their countries rules and apply the same rules to other countries and other people OH WAIT WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR, NOT LIKE I’VE EVER HEARD THE SENTENCE EXPORTING DEMOCRACY ANYWHERE. Well stop trying to export things like age of consent where and when you feel like because that won’t work. Stop making REAL 15 and 16 year olds feel bad because they’re having sex with 18yo or because they want to. An///////is are hurting real people for the sake of a totally useless battle that a fictional 15 year old certainly wouldn’t want them to fight. 

Hi! Here’s a new writing. This one is based on two prompts. I decided to mix them because they were really similar and I think that if I had written them apart from each other I would’ve ended writing the same kind of conversation.

I hope that the owners of the idea don’t mind and don’t get mad at me for doing that.

Here are the prompts:

“the girls and the balloon squad are together and the girls start throwing some explicit indirects to Yousef and Noora about the kiss…Yousef doesn’t want Sana to think bad of him so he tries to clear the situation”

“Noora knows something is wrong with Sana but she don’t know what and because Sana is avoiding her she decide to go at her house unannonce! The boys are at Sana’s house and everything just get weird because sana/noora/Yousef (and the boys) are in the same room. “

I know they’re not exactly the same but both of them focused on things being awkward between the characters.

Again I really hope you don’t get mad at me for mixing the prompts.

(Also to the anon that asked me to put my writings under “read more” I still haven’t figure it out)

I hope you like it:


What was she doing here? That’s what Sana asked herself as soon as she entered the place. She would rather be at home listening to music, watching tv or just laying on her bed looking at the ceiling than in a club full of people. Especially, since she knew that the pepsimax girls were going to be there. But it was Eva’s birthday and sure, things weren’t that great between them but she had to at least wish Eva a happy birthday.

She had decided it, she would go in the club, talk to Eva, be there for like an hour and go back to her house before the sun would set.

Sana entered the place and looked for Eva. She was talking to Vilde in the middle of the room, each girl with a drink on their hands.

“You came!!” Eva said smiling as Sana approached them “I’m so happy that you came”

“Happy birthday, Eva” Sana said giving her a hug

“Hi Sana, It’s nice seeing you.” Vilde said


Soon they were joined by Noora and Chris. Sana tried to avoid Noora’s eyes, she still couldn’t look at her without certain images of certain Friday coming to her mind.

“I’m not staying long, though, but I wanted to say hi” Sana explained

“Oh, that’s too bad, ‘cause look at who just entered” Eva said pointing behind her.

Sana turned around and felt her stomach sink at she saw Elias and his friends, Yousef among them, entering the club. They saw girls instantly and started to walk towards them. She caught Yousef looking at her, then at Noora, then back at her only to let his eyes fall to the floor in what seemed like embarrassment.

“Hey, sis” Elias greeted “Funny to see you here”

“Well, it’s my friend’s party so I think it’s actually funny to see you all here” Sana said

“I invited them” Eva said “I hope you don’t mind”

“It’s fine, like I said I’m leaving soon”

“It’s nice to see you here guys” Vilde said “Isn’t it Noora?”

Noora, who until then had been looking at her feet trying to avoid any eye contact with anyone, looked up.


“I just said that it’s really nice seeing the guys here. I’m sure you’re happy to see them too, maybe especially one of them?” she said with a smile

“Nei, Vilde” Noora said abruptly

“Oh come on Noora, don’t be shy, we all saw what happened in the last party” Eva said winking at her friend

Sana was feeling more uncomfortable with every minute that passed. She kept fidgeting with her shirt trying to focus on anything else besides the conversation that was taking place. Of course, she wasn’t succeeding.

“Stop it guys” Noora said awkwardly

“Come on, all of us here know what happened, right boys?” Chris said

“Um, no, we don’t” Adam said confused

“Wait, Yousef didn’t tell you?” Vilde asked

“No. What did you have to tell us Yousef?” Elias asked looking at his friend who kept staring at the floor.

He then looked at his sister. If something had happened with Yousef, it must had been between Yousef and his sister, right? But, what did Noora have to do with any of that?

“There’s nothing to tell” Yousef said finally looking at his friend

“Girls, stop it” Noora said

“But Noora, it was really cute. You two make a great couple” Eva said

“We’re not a couple” Yousef said way to quickly “We’re not anything”

“But you kissed” Chris said

“You kissed her? What the hell?” Elias asked angrily.

He looked once more at his sister, now everything was starting to make sense. Why she seemed so weird lately, why she kept avoiding him and his friends, and why she hadn’t said a single word since the conversation started.

“It meant nothing, less than nothing” Yousef explained.

“Wow, rude” Vilde said “And a kiss always means something”

“Not that one, it didn’t.” Noora said turning to look at Sana

She felt Noora’s eyes on her so she couldn’t help but to look up at her friend. She seemed sincere and guilty but still, it didn’t change the fact that it had happened.

“It was a mistake” Yousef said.

Sana looked at him. He was staring at her, eyes to eyes. He wanted to make sure that Sana would pay attention to the next words he was going to say.

“That kiss was a mistake, the biggest mistake in my life and it meant nothing. I wish it never happened.”

She stayed quiet, not knowing what to say. Everyone was looking at her now, most of them wondering what was going on. She felt really overwhelmed with everyone staring at her. Her hands were shaking and she was having trouble breathing. She needed to get out of there.

“I’m need some air” she said and she pushed her way out of the place. “Happy birthday Eva”

She felt the cold air on her face as soon as she exited the club. She took a deep breath trying to calm down. Not more than 10 seconds later she was met by Noora and Yousef.

“Sana wait!” Noora yelled

“It’s okay, you don’t have to explain anything to me. I already knew. It’s fine. I’m just going to go” Sana said

“But I want to explain it to you Sana” her friend started “I didn’t know about you and Yousef when I kissed him.”

“There’s nothing to know about me and him” Sana said bitterly

Sana…” Yousef said hurt “It was a mistake. It didn’t mean anything at all.”

“We were both really upset and it just happened” Noora continued

“But I stopped it and I told Noora that…that I liked another girl…that I liked you, that I like you”

Sana looked at him taken aback from his confession

“Uh, I think I’m going to leave you two alone and have a conversation with the girls about when to keep their mouths shut” Noora said

“Sana” Yousef started saying as soon as Noora left

“You really don’t have to explain anything to me.” Sana interrupted him “There was nothing going on between us”

“Wasn’t there, Sana? You really think so?” Yousef asked taking a step forward

“Well, even if there was it clearly didn’t mean anything to you ‘cause you kissed another girl” she spat

“I deserve that. I deserve all the hate from you, I would totally understand if you wouldn’t want to talk to me ever again. But please, Sana, you need to know that that kiss didn’t mean anything, it was a mistake and I would erase it if I could. I’ve been going insane these past few weeks seeing you avoiding me and knowing that it was because I hurt you. I’m so sorry.”

“I get it…it’s just…there’s been a lot of stuff going on in my life lately and I just…I need time to think about everything” she said

“And I’ll give you all the time you need. I just want to go back to how things were before, to that Friday we spent together playing basketball and talking. It was one of the best days of my life”

“It was one of the best of mine too” Sana admitted

The silence that settled between them wasn’t awkward anymore, it was more like an enlightening silence. They both knew they had a lot of things to talk about, but it was a start.

“I think I’m just going to go home” Sana said

“Can I walk you home?”

“You don’t have to do that”

“I want to, but only if you’re want me too. We don’t have to talk, I just want to walk by your side”

She thought about it for a moment considering whether it was a good idea or not. Her head was telling her to say no, her heart was yelling at her to say yes.

“Okay, let’s go”

Her heart had definitely won the battle.


This is it!

I hope you’ve liked it and that I haven’t disappointed you

Next prompt will be tomorrow, probably and is totally different from what I’ve been writing lately, meaning that it has nothing to do with episode 4x05.

Thank you all for reading

and thank you to the lovely anons that trusted me with their ideas

anonymous asked:

How would Sakamaki boys beal with s/o who has OCD.

I googled some info about OCD but I’m still not sure if that’s how it looks like, though, I hope it’s not that bad! ^^”

♛ Ayato ♛

This guy has no mercy. He will laugh at you a lot every single time you stand up to fix curtains, pics on the wall or anything. No help from him. He will on purpose set things incorrectly to make you run around and fix it over and over. No talking to him will do. He’s childish and silly. Won’t help you at all.

♟ Kanato ♟

At first he just observes you, trying to understand what’s your purpose. He doesn’t understand it at all and so he’ll try to restrain you from your strange acts. If you don’t listen to him as he tells you to stop, he’ll force it upon you. He can even seriously hurt you so that you cannot move since it really annoys him as you do all the weird things. 

♞ Laito ♞

He doesn’t care about it too much. Sometimes - just like Ayato - he will enjoy teasing you with the things, but other than that, he won’t like you to act weirdly when he’s busy with you. He won’t try to talk to you about it since he understands the disorder very well. He just doesn’t care about your reactions and - if it’s necessary - he will, like Kanato this time, hurt you or force you to stop acting weirdly.

♝ Reiji ♝

He probably has OCD himself, but he keeps his composure well enough to not show it. You’re pretty rigorous and he likes as you try to make everything look perfect. At some point though, he notices the problem and - in his eyes - the best cure will be to teach you how you should behave. If you try to suddenly get up during a dinner and fix something you see, his glare will be strong enough to force you back down. And every time you do it anyway, you’ll be painfully punished.

♚ Shu ♚

At first, he finds it kind of funny. Looking at you feeling the overhelming urge to wash your hands every minute or setting properly every single thing you have is just funny. But it quickly starts to annoy him as hell, since it may disturb his sleep. If you do it when he’s not anywhere around, he won’t care much. But if you suddenly want to get up and fix the damn curtains as you’re cuddling, he’ll just force you back down. 

♜ Subaru ♜

At first it annoys the hell out of him. He will yell at you to stop doing the things and punch walls (no one’s surprised) in hope that you’d be too scared to do. It’d take some time for him to realize you actually have a problem and, even if it still annoys him, he’ll try to ignore/tolerate it. He will most likely tell you to get some treatment, but if he gets used to it, he won’t care much whether you do so or not.

undertalefan10  asked:

24 25

Ok just a forewarning - while I love your enthusiasm - I rather not get spammed over and over by the same user like this please?

So due to that (since there were other asks with numbers) I narrowed the selection to this! (also these will go quick.)

14. Introduce an OC with a tragic backstory 

PJ. I mean… gosh dang I have yet to talk to y’all about his Mediplane backstory! OOOOOOH BOY HOWDY…

It’s worse. It’s worse than UT PJ’s story… idk how I did it but it’s worse.

15. Do you like to talk about your OCs with other people?

YES I DO. That was a thing I did a lot in school, in college with friends, and still to this day! I believe it’s good to share OCs like that with others cause it helps develop them more into their own character!

16. Which one of your OCs would be the best at biology (school subject)?

 UH…UM… TAKUMI (my first male OC made in 2010 - and from his own story too! Called “Kaku Mayoke. He’s the student counsel president so I bet he would be smart… [plus he does look like a typical nerd o-o])

17. Any OC OTPs? 

*points to OmniPJ*

18. Any OC crackships? 

UH… well Josefin and my interpretation of Swap sans started as a crackship…?

21. Your most artistic OC

PJ. Yep hands down PJ. Mira would be second. 

24. If you could meet one OC of yours, who would it be and why?

I would meet Hikari (aka Sailor Sun) and apologize to her about how I had her before I”M SORRY YOU WERE A MARY SUE HIKARI…

25. The OC that resembles you the most (same hobby, height, shared like/dislike for something etc?)

Pretty much any OC that was made between 2006 and 2009. They were ALL Mary Sues…

(Idk how to reply to replies so sorry for this mess of a post)

Hi, @katerinaeatspeople. I don’t know when you replied to this post, but I’m replying to your reply now, if that’s okay.

Yeah, Sarah does include POC in her books. They’re limited, but they’re there. However, they’re basically all made of different tropes and stereotypes and they’re really just token characters. I’ve heard this so many times from actual POC on this website, there is no arguing against it. Same with the cultural diversity. She kind of just appropriates and picks and chooses what she thinks would be cool. The thing is, this could be solved with research, and not even that much. I think we all know that killing your only two WOC and writing out the other one for 700 pages is a bad thing to do, as well as murdering your entire country of POC. 

Also keep in mind that this post is about including LGBT diversity too, and boy oh boy do I have a lot to say about this. I think Mor is a perfect example of what I was trying to say when I was giving my example of how I wouldn’t write a character arc about racism because I’m white. Sarah tried to write whatever the hell Mor’s story was (i haven’t read acowar) about her inner homophobia and the homophobic society around her. Here’s a tip: If you’re a straight author, don’t do that. We don’t appreciate it! Just give us a gay character and go! And yet again, this could so easily be solved with research.

And the thing about her comfort zone? ToG came out five years ago. She’s been writing for longer. There is absolutely no excuse for all her diverse characters to be sidelined or instead of characters, a giant mash-ups of stereotypes. If your change is that minimal in the span of five years and eight books, there is no justification. And just as an added thought, having more diverse characters doesn’t really make a difference if they stay the same quality, which is bad.

So, yeah. Sarah needs to step up her inclusion and her research going about it. There’s no alternative.

anonymous asked:

shawn, jules, gus!

• get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: Jules!! You know my girl is GREAT at science and she’ll do all the hard stuff while I sigh deeply and make heart eyes at her all semester while I try to think of witty things to say

• get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: Gus! A ten hour bonding sesh with my boy?? Sign me tf up

• get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: Shawn. He’s probably be terrible honestly but it would be FUN

anonymous asked:

if one of the boys turned around on a live show or something and said they were really attracted to girls who *insert skill/hobby* (idk play piano or has read all the Stephen King novels) would you ever be extra enough to go out of your way to do that thing just in the hopes that it would increase your chances of getting with one of them?

Hell yes. But they would have to say something like.

“I’m so turned on by people who play the game clue flawlessly. ” Nothing like. “Man if you can do a back flip I am automatically into you. ” that’s never going to happen.

anonymous asked:

ok i don't think u got mine so strip teasing soda and then him doing the same to you?

-It would almost be a competition 
-You slowly take off your shirt
-Soda raises an eyebrow at you and takes his off, even does that little thing where he swings his shirt over his head
-He starts kissing up your neck and you grind against his leg
-Breaking away, you being taking off your pants
-Soda follows, shaking his hips and feel himself up
-You pull off your panties and hump against him
-This boy has a hardcore boner now

Day One Hundred and Twenty-Six

-A woman’s total came out to $6.32. She handed me $5.07 and waited patiently for her change. I let her know that there was $1.25 left, to which she let me know that this was the correct amount for her to receive back. Upon getting my point across, she handed me $1.00 more. Hesitantly, I pointed out the discrepancy, at which point she took the balance out of my hand and passed me a crisp ten.

-A bouncing baby with, what I suspected to be, a full diaper, showed me his talent of fitting his entire fist inside his mouth. Already, he has accomplished more in life than I could ever dream of achieving.

-When asked how she was today, a woman replied with only silence and a single thumb raised to the sky. This fleeting moment spoke volumes more than any mere words could.

-In one of the most tragic moments I have yet to witness, a jar of salsa slid out of a man’s cart and shattered into thousands of spicy shards, spraying all over his sandal-clad feet. This was not a tragedy for his loss of mild picante pleasure, nor did the sadness lie in the hot mess left for me to clean. The deeply troubling nature of the situation stemmed entirely from the squelches that accompanied each of his steps after.

-A man asked me not to bag any of his items, as he had, instead, brought along with him a large bucket.

-A five year-old girl approached my register, got up on her toes to rest her arm along the bar, and, holding up five of her little fingers, ordered as many stickers, to go. With a flick of my wrist and a wink of my eye, I served up this order, receiving only a blank expression in return. True artistes are never appreciated in their time, but I will never give up the Craft of Flair.

-I handed a child a sticker. His mother prompted him to thank me. When he did not, his mother revoked his sticker privilege and insisted that he say his thanks. Instead, he turned to me, looked directly into my eyes, and said, “Voodoo.” I deeply wish she had just let him keep the sticker. Another curse is the last thing I need right now.

-I saw a man in his eighties walk into the airlock at the store’s entrance, perch himself upon a motorized cart, and drift swiftly to sleep. I want this man to take me under his wing and teach me, as I could never achieve such sound slumber so speedily in such a trafficked place, but I know that I can never ask him as much. That would involve waking him up, and that simply will not do.

-I watched a young boy walk up to my lane, brandishing a pixelated sword from Minecraft and a Peter Quill mask from Guardians of the Galaxy. He asked me if I could ring up his aforementioned “Star Wars toys”, and after a brief pause, if I had heard of that new movie about the galaxy guards. When I told him that I had, he informed me that he was, in fact, the guy from that. Naturally, I was starstruck and asked him for more details. This rare celeb sighting was sadly cut short, as Star-Lord’s dad leaned over my counter, stole my hand sanitizer, and demanded to know what exactly was with these credit card chips he kept hearing about everywhere.

-A newborn child, scarcely two months-old, rolled through my lane and, in the moments that followed, changed my life. I smiled. She giggled. I waved my hand. She waved her foot. I stuck my tongue out. She waved both her feet. This is now, and will forever be, our secret handshake.

you know what kills me????

steve is cocky sometimes. steve is in fact cocky to the point of near-suicidal recklessness (mr. Parachutes Are a Formality, “on va voir [removes helmet before a fight just to Prove A Point]”). rhodey is proud to be war machine (WARMACHINEROX, hey everyone!! gather round to listen to my war machine story BOOM). pepper is confident in her capability to tell people what to do. as of cap 3 clint is fucking MASTERFUL at pointing fingers. wanda has no issue eventually being basically like “you know what people around me are wrong.” neither does steve by the way

but yeah!! sure!! tony’s the ONLY ONE IN THIS TEAM whose ~ego is a noteworthy characteristic. tony’s the ONLY ONE who should have his ego targeted in any situation. the ONLY ONE whose Ego ever did A Thing in his life ever. the ONLY ONE, EVER, IN ALL MOVIES

lmao miss me with this honestly

everyone likes to assume that yoongi must not be very good at english since he hardly ever talks but does anyone notice the fact that when he does talk, his speaking is a lot more structured compared to the other members?? and also he tends to have the perfect reaction to most english statements/questions before namjoon even translates them…….. I feel like this goes for the rest of the members too. It may seem like they don’t understand, but I think that’s just because they’re nervous and in the moment they can’t really think of how to respond properly since so many people are watching them and they don’t want to make a mistake. If they actually had the luxury of taking their time to process and think of a response, they would definitely be more confident in speaking

also now that we know the boys understand more english than they let on, please be careful of the things you put on the internet out of pure ignorance……… bangtan is obviously known for their social media presence but I really fear that one day that won’t be the case due to some stupid fuck who decides it would be fun to send them a rude/sexual/inappropriate/threatening message. constant communication with their fans through social media isn’t something they’re forced to do. they literally WANT to interact with us as much as they can even though it would be so much easier to lay low and keep their personal lives private. please don’t be the reason bangtan becomes hesitant to communicate with their own fans. show some respect.

A few more thoughts on Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (yeah, I have a lot of them): while I totally get the rush of “galaxy’s best dad!/Yondu did nothing wrong in his life!” posts and fanart (I do! honestly! Michael Rooker did an amazing job) that’s just… not the story I think the movie is telling, or the story I really want it to be telling. James Gunn is at it too, what with him basically saying “Well, Peter wasn’t a great son either!” in that Q&A he did…

…Yondu was an absolutely abusive parent, yeah? He loved Peter a lot in his own equally-abused way, but he was. Peter even says it, when Yondu demands a prize for basic decency in the first movie “Normal people don’t even think about eating anybody else, let alone that person having to be grateful for it!” He doesn’t know Yondu was never planning to seriously hurt him, he just knows that he pretty much grew up under the constant threat of violence (no matter how ordinary that apparently seems to be for Ravagers.) There were presumably some nice moments every now and again, since Peter does have a clear, maybe rather begrudging affection for him, but yeah, the point: at the beginning of the Guardians films Yondu’s not even deserving of a World’s Okayest Dad mug, let alone a World’s Greatest Dad one.

But that’s why his storyline in GOTG2 is so satisfying, and hits all the tropes I love in a redemption arc, because it’s entirely about Yondu realising just how utterly, utterly he fucked up (with both Peter and the other kids he unwittingly delivered to their deaths) and setting out to try and make up for it, even if that means dying basically unmourned (as Stakar told him) and unloved. When he’s with the others on Ego’s planet, it’s obvious from his words to Rocket that he doesn’t intend to leave it at all, but rather stay and try to regain some remnants of his honour by helping to kill the thing that killed his adopted son’s siblings.

And I love the “[Ego] may have been your father but he wasn’t your daddy” line, I think everyone does, but those would have been terribly disappointing and selfish last words. I don’t think Yondu was talking about himself, it’s just a simple affirmation to make Peter feel better, what matters is the apology he makes afterwards. “I’m sorry I didn’t do none of it right, I was lucky you were my boy.” Not a plea for forgiveness, just a flat-out statement really: Peter deserved better than him. All he can do is die to keep Peter alive and hold his face when he cries and hope that that’s enough.

…..And that’s just, such a much more interesting story than “he was secretly good all along.”

a not-entirely-earthling stinky boy

anonymous asked:

do you really think that boys are not good enough and would not be succesfull without Louis?

The simple answer is yes. I do think Louis is the key to how they evolved as a band. It has nothing to do with whether I think the boys are good enough on their own.

Take the things we know: Simon wanted to put together a boyband. He had a formula in mind and a shelf life. Simon originally gave them a three year contract which is what I think he thought their original shelf life would be. But Simon never had plans for longevity.

Louis has always been their leader. He’s your favs fav and he cultivated each of the boys individually and collectively. There’s plenty written about Louis pulling Liam out of his shell. Watch the way the other boys talk about him.

I’d bet money he was one of the loudest about every aspect of their image. We call them a boyband but they really bucked a lot of those troupes and you have to have a strong personality who’s not afraid to make that happen. That person is and always has been Louis.

I also very strongly believe that Harry is the greatest performer of his generation and that part of how he’s gotten there is he had Louis in his corner. He had encouragement all along. You don’t become that person in a vacuum.

All in all, he fought for them. He fought for the sound they ended up with. He fought for their image. And all of those things add up to the lightning in a bottle that is One Direction. Without the version of One Direction that came to be we wouldn’t love them as much and they wouldn’t have the solo success they’re all having.