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Here, some headcanons of Hyde and Jackie as parents :) Par 1 of 2.

PS: I did these a while ago but somehow got lost in my other blog (poetdameron), so I re-write them here.

  • They would be the supportive parents, but also the kind that spoils without noticing. Both of them grow up without feeling loved by their parents until they were basically taken by the Formans, so in a way they feel like their kids deserve all the damn love ever. Eventually, they will find a balance in it and things will be fine.
  • Older baby would be a girl, and the naming would be an event. The girl would be the Forman’s first grandchildren, none of them want their daughter to have their mother’s name, but naming her after Kitty embarrass the hell out of both (under the “you know, she isn’t our mom, maybe Eric or Laurie would name their child after her… so… maybe no….” point of view), so maybe Kitty can tell them how to call her? But none of the names she suggest are what they feel their baby should be named, and soon their friends starts giving suggestions too. Nothing suits her. Until they came out with a name during a long night without sleep because the baby refused to go to bed.
  • Eventually, Jackie will come to the conclusion that they need to have three kids. “Why?”, would Hyde asks maybe thinking those are two too many, “Because what if one of them is a genious but the second one isn’t? The third one will be normal like the second one, to compensate the first one’s best at something else thing! That way we can have a happy genius and two happy dummies too!”, it will actually work on Hyde. She is damn right, man.
  • Even thought she likes buying them stuff and taking them to the salon, to shopping and helping them get ready for stuff, Jackie seriously doesn’t want her daughters to be like her in the sense that she recognizes she grows up thinking you show love on presents and money, and now she knows that’s not correct. So she tries her best to not rotten her girls like that, Steven always tells her she is doing a great job even when she doesn’t notice. One day, she will see them and finally realize her husband was always right about her. It’s fine.
  • After their first baby was born and brought home, and everyone finally left, they put her on their bed and they sat in front, looking at her from the floor, in complete silence. They don’t know how much time passed, but both remember the calm sensation of the minutes they spend only listening to their baby’s soft breathing and the warm of the other’s hand in theirs.
  • Donna wasn’t allowed to carry the girl at first because, since she has cats, Jackie was scared shit it may do something to the baby. Kitty had to do a little intervention to Jackie so she would stop worrying so much about the girl’s health.
  • While Hyde is more relaxed about germs and so, he gets that the kid needs to explore and get strengthen its defenses. Yet, he is the first one to run to their kid if she is about to do/touch/just look at something that may be dangerous.
  • He likes to pretend he is a cool dad, but he is as paranoid as Jackie or even worse when it comes to certain things: the baby is not going out without a blanket for if it gets cold, baby is not going out without a cap and solar protection if the day is sunny, baby is not going out at night, if she/he sneezes he stays around to heard if she/he breaths okay and doesn’t sneezes again; fourth sneezes and they are calling Kitty, six and they are going to the doctor. Jackie thinks is endearing.
  • Jackie organize play dates for their kids with their nephews and nieces, the bunch of Kelso’s are a big ‘but’ at first, but at the end she accepts them because they are family and her kids love them. But none of the Kelso boys are allowed to look too much to any of Hyde’s girls. Any of them (imagine if his princess, Baby Zen (1) eventually dates Kelso’s older boy? lmao).

I’m sorry to say that I will be taking a hiatus from this blog because apparently real life is important and I have responsibilities and all that. I don’t know when or if I will be back. I still have a queue on all my blogs that I’m going to let run out. I’ll put an “out of stock” post at the end of my queues.

I want to thank all of you who have followed me, commented on my posts, reblogged my posts, and liked my posts. You guys have made this sort of fun.

I would also like to thank everyone one on this site who strives to be respectful, humble, and genuine. I sadly take all of you for granted. You are often lost in the noise, but you are the most important people on this site. Almost every day I have been on here, these past few months, I have bitterly considered abandoning this awful site. Without all of you respectful, humble bloggers, I never would have stayed on tumblr as long as I have. Thank you for your humanity and your decency.

I’m going to give a shout out to my favorite blogs now, since I am leaving, and you might want some new blogs to follow. If I missed anyone I am really sorry. This is in sort of random order and the categories overlap and stuff. I tried to put some ship warnings for tfa ships since the ship wars are crazy right now. But it isn’t perfect. I bolded blogs I really really love, but I love them all. Heck I love all of you

I try to follow blogs that stay away from drama and hate and all of that stuff but I cannot guarantee that these blogs all follow the same positive-safe-happy rules I do. Also, sorry if I mess up my little parenthetical blog descriptions and warnings…just trying to be helpful, but I could have made some mistakes, too. I’m sure I missed some things and over-simplified things. And sorry if the tagging gets messed up.

Adam Driver Blogs:

@adambenkyloren / @driverandadam / @adamdriverisamazing (reylo) / @adamdriversmajesticnose / @mixtapemasterjipc / @kikiy0 (reylo) / @hardyness (multi fandom and kylux) / @fatherfrancisco / @wookieeleaks (multi fandom) / @kei1356 (multi fandom) / @kvlord (multi fandom film blog)

Reylo Blogs:

@kydabae / @reylooo / @thedarkside-and-thelight@reylo /

Kylux Blogs:

@first-disorder / @kyluxstucky (multi fandom) / @tiny-hux / @b-r-e-n-d-o-l-h-u-x / @huxblush

Kylo Ren Blogs:

@tiny-kylo-ren (kylux) / @seducedbykyloren (reylo and kylux and more) / @teeniest-tiny-kylo / @fyesbensolo (reylo) / @the-kyloren-fanclub / @princesskyloren / @oldadastra (meta and reylo) /@princessofren (all the ships) / @kylo-please (reylo) /

Star Wars Blogs:

@millicentthecat (meta and kylux)  / @starwars-hell (reylo) / @starwarsvillains / @firstorderforceuser (meta) / @bentages  (kylux) / @luke-shywalker / @skywalker-of-tatooine /

Art Blogs:

@michaelfirman  / @askbensolo / @jodeeeart / @shima-spoon / @goldseven (reylo) / @payroo / @frozenmusings (reylo) / @sweettakky (reylo) / @nemling (reylo) /  @01091006 (reylo) / @darthmaddiesartblog (kylux) / @elithien (reylo and reylux) / @littlechmura (reylo and dramione) / @feredir (kylux) / @bona-mana (kylux)


@lokiperfection / @scoobydoomistakes / @fuckyeahlupita-nyongo / @fuckyeahjohnboyega / @johnboyegasnaps / @daisyridleydaily / @carriefisherclassic / @anakineatslivebugs / @politeandnotgay (harrison wells and tom cavanagh) / @oscarisaacappreciationsociety / @domhnall-tonal / @domhnallgleesonlovers / @jediknightanakin / @dailyanakin / @dailymarvelpoc / @king-of-wakanda / @tchallaofwakanda / @trademyheroesforghosts (hayden/anakin)

Mutuals <3 :

@ragingwithserenity / @the-t1000-threat / @skylorennn (reylo)/ @adambenkyloren / @sterkiller (multi fandom and ships)/ @reylo-is-my-life / @trashy-knight-of-reylo / @senbolo (reylo and kylux) / @kylo-ren-galaxy / @bensolosrey / @adamdriverrrrr / @kyluxstucky / @fandomjumper / @ladydepurple (reylo) / @obiwankennoli / @queen-of-reylo / @deathbyhook (reylo) / @jediknightanakin  / @raven-star7 (reylo and kylux) / @thekylotrashchute / @crylorentrash / @b-r-e-n-d-o-l-h-u-x (kylux) / @millicentthecat (kylux) / @solobenkyloren / @kettchtheewok / @thereykenobifiles / @luke-shywalker / @jodeeeart / @casual-existential-despair / @tiny-kylo-ren (kylux) / @starwars-hell (reylo) / @mixtapemasterjipc / @frozenmusings (reylo) / @kikiy0 (reylo) / @yt-1300f / @drunkhaymitch / @tiny-hux (kylux) / @kvlord / @artbymaureen / @thegoodlannister (reylo) / @theboywhocan11 (reylo) / @wookieeleaks / @persimonne (all ships) / @needsmorekylo (all ships) / @reylo-confessions / @littleeyesomething / @austisticfinn (finnlo) / @stormtrooperbucky (stormpilot, stucky)

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