i would actually do her you know

Supergirl And the Halloween of gay

Clark is dressed as a mummy, James is superman and Winn is a cyborg. Maggie is a secret agent and Alex is a cop

Maggie: what do you think is taking little Danvers so long?

Alex: she will be here soon

Winn: she will not miss her own party

Kara walks in, wearing full Wonder Woman suit with lasso

Clark: Kara is that the actual Wonder Woman suit?

Kara: *blushing and hiding the hickie on her neck* no psshh nope definitely not, that would mean that there is a naked Wonder Woman somewhere and I certainly have not seen a naked Wonder Woman

Alex: nope nope I do not want to know

Clark: I told her not to seduce you

Kara: *puts hand on hip and touches lasso of truth* she was not the one doing the seducing

Maggie: LITTLE DANVERS GOT GAME

Alex: no nope do not encourage this

Winn: do I get to meet her

Clark: she slept with you

Kara: we most certainly did no form of sleeping,

James:……….

Winn:………….

Kara: damn lasso of truth she told me not to bring it

Third and Forth Wheelers

12. “It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”

“Ah, so you want me to third wheel because you’re too shy to go on an actual date with him?” You ask your best friend in disbelief.

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“Alright” she replied calmly wondering what actually did happen between him and Dexter. No one had seen Dexter after that night. No she mentally chided herself. Her brother would never hurt anyone. He wouldn’t. He couldn’t. “At least tell me you and Waylon were safe.”

“Safe?” he looked at her eyes wide his tone confused.

“Yeah safe as in careful” she rolled her eyes at him “you know protection. Geez Zach do I have to spell it out for you.”

“Of course we…” his voice faltered he didn’t exactly remember. Had they used anything? “I don’t know” he admitted aloud “it’s not like we planned for it to happen. It just did.”

“Zach” she cried in exasperation “you’re an idiot.”

The magnitude of what he said started to sink in he asked “what am I going to do now?” His anxiety causing his voice to come out squeaky.

“The first thing you’re going to do is take a pregnancy test” she told him.

“Why?” he asked recoiling at the idea.

“Zach use your head” she bit her lip to keep from saying more. He was already in shock at the idea of being pregnant she had to be gentle if she wanted him to cooperate with her. “You know as well as I do you could be pregnant.”

anonymous asked:

what do you know about odd? i know it's commonly comorbid w adhd, and i think it might explain why i'm violently disinterested in doing anything coming from an authority figure (/my parents + teachers). i'm going to talk w my therapist about this, but due to family vacation + HER vacation i won't see her for a few weeks, so if you could point me to some resources in the interim, that would be nice. also, the effect it might have on the presentation of ADHD?

I don’t know a lot about ODD in adults because it’s primarily a disorder of childhood (most people outgrow it by age 8 or 9) and so that’s what I know about it. However, I did take a look around, and I found a few things that might be helpful for you:

https://www.additudemag.com/oppositional-defiant-disorder-in-adults/

https://www.additudemag.com/odd-in-adults-angry-oppositional/

https://www.additudemag.com/screener-oppositional-defiant-disorder-symptoms-test-adults/

I hope this helps!

-J

Fairy Tail Dragon Cry Spoilers

Hello guys, so today in Japan, Fairy Tail Dragon Cry released. I have seen spoilers a lot today but some I would love to share with you. 


First spoiler, is the starry sky scene. I love it, and I honestly can’t wait to see the movie itself.


Second spoiler, according to a translator on twitter, Natsu says “What do you see? (How do I look?) Lucy…” and Lucy responds with, “Natsu…” and he smiles, “Your definetely natsu” Which makes me scream because I didn’t think that would be her response actually because people were speculating this since we saw the first two trailers and natsu said, “Lucy, What do I look like to you?”


Third Spoiler… I uhh really don’t know what’s going on here but I am pretty sure Lucy was chained up by one of the royal people and Fairy Tail came to the rescue especially Natsu becayse he is the one who broke the chain and now is carrying her it seems.


Forth Spoiler, Lucy in this seems to be crying at first I thought that dude which if I am not mistaken’s name is Zash but I am not completely for sure since I have been mainly looking at the trailers. It seems as if he is threatening her and that’s when it looks like the wall is opened because of who I think is Natsu because he wants to save his bae. (Nalu shipper here duh)


So I translated this page actually! in the first panel natsu is actually screaming: ARGH!!!! Lucy see’s him and says “Natsu?” and as he is going towards whoever, Lucy says “Natsu…Your a bit late!” 


i WAS WAY TO LAZY TO TRANSLATE this page honestly but Natsu is carrying Lucy and I am pretty sure this is the scene was saw from Trailer 3. 


I didn’t translate this one either but yeah, here’s another spoiler.


I don’t know if this is the scene that people have been posting all over instagram where we do see Natsu hold Lucy or if this is just him collapsing in her arms and her confront him. It could honestly be two different scenes or like I said the one I have been seeing ALL OVER instagram that made me scream this morning, lmao.


This is the starry night scene I’m pretty sure. The first attempt of my translations for this, Natsu said “We had a relationship together, and I lost it… Lucy.” and then at the Lucy’s panel had said, “A stella Starry Sky.” and then the one with them looking off said “Love” or “It is cute.” Which I don’t know if this means anything or if I screwed up freaking bad translating but whatever I tried dudes.


The attempt to TRANSLATE this was like me trying to swim, it was drowning me. For natsu’s head and lucy looking up to it, I couldn’t get his translation but for her I got “I will do it. You guard by the guard watch…” and then I also got the translations : “There is nothing more than a crowd, so its hard to emphatize with me… and others…. oh yeah, it must be true.” and for Natsu I got :Come here, here it is/ Rescue Loya (Which is probaly actually Sonya) Actually is the code name.” Which didn’t really make sense to me but I tried. 


MY REACTION AFTER THESE : 

Originally posted by vieilleotaku

Also…

Originally posted by nbcthevoice

COME HERE FASTER!! IT DOESN’T RELEASE IN THE USA TILL JUNE 6TH AND I WANT IT TO COME AS FAST AS ADAM LEVINE HITTING THE I WANT YOU BUTON

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whenever i can’t draw i always default to these losers in a shoujo-manga au.

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Oooh! Oooh! Top ten reactions from other skaters regarding victuuri confirmation 😂

Top Ten Reactions From Other Skaters Regarding the Viktuuri Confirmation

10) Cao Bin - “I’m away for ONE SEASON and look what happens”

9) Mickey - “I guess Katsuki didn’t actually want to date my sister that one time he asked about her in the restaurant and also that would explain a lot about how Katsuki and Nikiforov were acting during that meal”

8) Seung Gil - “ I don’t care”

7) Georgi - “IT’S TRUE LOVE AND IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL.” Also “ANYA WHY CAN YOU NOT LOVE ME LIKE THAT”

6) Mila - *eating popcorn while watching the drama unfold and wolf-whistling*

5) Otabek - *thumbs up*

4) JJ - “YES WHAT THEY DID WAS AWESOME BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MORE AWESOME?” ME! Also “THEY MIGHT HAVE WON THIS YEAR BUT NEXT YEAR I’LL WIN GOLD AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE THE BETTER SKATING LOVE STORY”

3) Yurio - “I worked so hard to get you two together so I didn’t have to listen to Viktor’s whining anymore but if you don’t stop making out on the podium while I’m on it too I will kick you off with my ice skates on I SWEAR TO GOD”

2) Chris - “YES, GET IT VIKTOR”

1) Phichit - “YES, GET IT YUURI”

Make fun of my kid? I'll get you back somehow.

So I am not sure if this belongs in @prorevenge, sense it wasn’t planned on my part. It kind of just fell in my lap. Feels more than petty, so here I am.

For a bit of background: My next door neighbor is/was a college student. She lives with our actual neighbor, her boyfriend. Typical crazy college kid. Weekend parties, drinking on her patio all hours of the night, and weird hours. You know the drill. I figured she was trying to experience college life, so why not? You do you lady!

Anyways one summer night last year she was sitting out on her back patio with her girlfriends doing their drunk thing. I am out wrapping up on some stuff with my toddler daughter. She at the time had a medical thing going on that caused her to walk a little weird. Nothing life altering and something that would heal with time. She did have a weeble waddle to her, especially when running. Sometimes she would fall right over. She was out running around with the dog and the ladies next door were waving and telling her how cute she was. All good.

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How to handle a missing player

If I cancelled an RPG session every time someone wasn’t able to make it, my campaigns would never get anywhere.  So assuming it’s just one or maybe even two people missing, the show must go on!  Here’s a few ways I handle it:

1) The Sidequest

If I know a player is going to be gone ahead of time, I can make a plan for their character to split from the group.  Sometimes, it’s for just a small encounter: Your animal companion gets startled and bolts off into the woods!  You must chase her down.

The fun part about this is actually doing a one-on-one roleplay session with the player.  It’s usually quick and dirty; maybe take 15 minutes with just them before the rest of the players show up to your next session.  You can also do it by text or over phone.  These roleplays aren’t as immersive or polished as the big group ones, but for some reason I always really enjoy them.

I’ve also done more substantial side storylines, depending on the length of absence or the excellence of the narrative opportunity.  I once had a player who had to be out of town for two months get a pretty major B plot in my campaign.  We did the one-on-one RP through IM, and when he finally returned to the party, he had a sack full of cash and a story to share.

Originally posted by lifetimetv

2) The Surrogate

If a player is amenable to the idea, they may elect another player to control their character in their absence.  I have a couple guidelines about this:

  • You better trust your friend, because I am absolutely going to have your character do what they say, and there may be lasting consequences
  • It’s gotta be an individual.  I don’t have time for a group to form consensus on one character’s actions
  • I, as the DM, am not going to do this because I can’t authentically roleplay a character while also pulling all the strings in the narrative

This usually turns out pretty well actually, mostly because I don’t mess around with asshole players.

3) The Auto-Pilot

Usually employed when there isn’t time to prepare for a missing player, Auto-Pilot means their character stays present with the group, but doesn’t really do anything.  They just sort of fade into the background and don’t really take part in combat or social encounters.  The only exception is when it comes to something only that particular character can do.  For example, if the rogue is missing and the team needs a lock picked, I’ll let someone roll for it.

Auto-Pilot isn’t necessarily ideal, but it is convenient.  Mainly because you don’t have to worry about the process of reuniting the characters.  Don’t have to bother, because they were there the whole time!

Anyway, that’s how I do it!  And if players don’t like it, they should show up!

Why Diana and Steve Trevor are better than your OTP

I finally saw WONDER WOMAN today, and wow. Just wow. The film exceeded my already high expectations. Its highly wondrous success will definitely open many doors for women directors and women centric films, I’m sure. WONDER WOMAN 2017 is a force to be reckoned with, and even if a successful women centric film by a woman director like this doesn’t happen again in the near future, we will always have WONDER WOMAN 2017 to be proud of. *bows down to Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot*

I know WONDER WOMAN is not a romance movie, but I just have to highlight why Diana and Steve are better than almost all pairings.

  • “Would you say you’re a typical example of your sex?”
    “I’m above average.”
    I DIED.
  • When Steve explained “marriage” (the “till death do us part” vow) and “sleeping” to Diana, and she asked, “Do they do that? Do they love each other till death do them part?” And then she asked if the reason Steve didn’t want to sleep with her (by “sleep with her,” she actually meant sleep beside her) was because they weren’t married. Steve was hella awkward!
  • “Why are they holding hands?”
    “Probably because they are together.”
    And then Diana took Steve’s hand and held it in hers. She was so pure!
  • When Diana had to try different outfits to blend into the crowd, and finally, Steve put a pair of eyeglasses on her eyes, and he was staring at her as though she was the most wonderful thing he’d ever seen
  • When Steve casually put his coat on Diana’s shoulders to keep her warm
  • Every single moment that they were fighting together. Diana wanted to save everyone, but Steve told her she couldn’t possibly do that. But Diana insisted. And then she was donning her wonderful Wonder Woman outfit, fighting the bad guys. Seeing Diana fight single-handedly encouraged Steve and his friends to do the same thing. And then they were fighting together. She was running on the roof; he was on the ground, running with her. Steve then remembered how, with the help of the Amazons, General Antiope used a shield to jump up, so when the time came, he and his friends did the same thing to help Diana jump up. THAT WAS EPIC!
  • When they slow-danced under the snow, the snowflakes as their audience. AND THE SCENE AFTER THAT.
  • “What I do is not up to you.”
    Steve knew how strong, capable, and wise Diana was, but he still wanted to protect her in his own ways. 
  • And lastly, even though they had different ways of doing things, which they argued about most of the time, and parted ways in the end, they were always a team that Steve willingly sacrificed his life not only because it was his way to help Diana but also because he knew by doing so, Diana would be able to save the world. 
  • “Diana. I can save today, but you can save the world. I wish we have more time. I love you.” And he handed her his watch before he ran away to save the day as promised. The same watch she asked him about when they first met.

Originally posted by knightlley

I always love it when the man and the woman are both badass, fighting on the battlefield together. Diana and Steve Trevor were exactly that. And so much more. *bows down to Gal Gadot and Chris Pine*

our little family pt.5 | park jimin

Originally posted by jinsthighs

Pairing: Father! Jimin + Reader

Genre: Fluff/Angst + parent au

Word Count: 3.2k

Summary: You were just a pre-school teacher, a simple dream that came true as you always adored children. But what you didn’t know, was how one child and her very special father would change you dream forever.

Parts: 1 2 3 4 5

AN: SO I though this was going to be the last part BUT it’s not, I’m so sorry but the next part definitely will and again I’m so sorry for the wait, things had been a little rough at school with exams and just life *ugh* but I hope you enjoy this!

“Hey, what’s wrong man?” Taehyung asked worriedly, as Jimin sat down in front of him, his head buried in his hands as he let out a long sigh.

It had been a couple days since he’d last seen you, and honestly it was destroying him. Every day he’d go to Jieun’s preschool, expecting to see you there, but you weren’t.

But in all honesty, even if you were, he didn’t know what he’d do. What would he say to you after what happened? Would he act like it never happened? Would he bring it up? Would you bring it up?

“I–” he started before grumbling, “I just don’t know what to do Taehyung-ah.”

Prying Jimin’s hands away from his face, Taehyung looked at the boy and teased, “It’d be easier for me to help if you told me what’s actually going on.”

Jimin gave him a look, before sighing again and spilling out everything that happened in the last 3 weeks. From the day he met you,m to the club incident and to last Friday, to where Jimin had messed up big time.

“So you were about to kiss her and then you just..didn’t?” Taehyung asked in disbelief, “Are you freaking crazy? Why?!

"I–” Jimin exasperated before taking a breath, “I couldn’t do that to her.”

He stirred the small spoon he held in his coffee cup as he continued, “I didn’t want to because she deserves someone much more than me. She doesn’t deserve to be held back with someone who’s a single father and–”

“Did she say that?” Taehyung interrupted softly making Jimin look up at him with widened eyes.

“Did she say she didn’t want to be with you? Because I think it’s up to her whether she thinks you’re deserving or not and in all honesty man? You’re hell of a good guy.” Taehyung finished, with a proud smile on his face.

“Just look at the way you raised Jieun. She’s one of the most beautiful kids I know and the sweetest too? Why? Because of you.” Taehyung said softly, making Jimin chuckle, “Even after Herim left you, you still stayed strong. Why wouldn’t she deserve you?”

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theragingthespian  asked:

if you're feeling it pal, supercorp and dancing. but tbh, i'll read anything you're up to writing

She realized she was in trouble sometime between Alex telling her that she had proposed to Maggie and the moment she helped with sending out the invitations—and by help she meant that she saved Alex and Maggie a small fortune on postage by delivering the invitations herself.

Or perhaps she realized she was in trouble when Alex sat her down one afternoon—many, many months after the Daxamite invasion—and told her that she needed help choosing a song to dance to.

(“Can it be ‘N Sync?” Kara had asked, laughing when Alex didn’t even acknowledge her question.

“Maggie got all the fun jobs,” she’d muttered petulantly. “Choosing venue and catering is easy but everyone’s going to judge the first song we dance to.”

“I’ll judge if the food isn’t good,” Kara had tried helpfully. Alex didn’t deign to dignify that with a response.)

Though really, she realized she was in trouble when Winn helpfully pointed out that Kara couldn’t dance.

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Angel in the Darkness (M) pt.3

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

Summary: After a patient urgently pleads you to go and help a friend of his, you naively agree to it. Little did you know, that you would get more than what you agreed to, when he leads you to a brothel, to help a dangerous prostitute named Jeon Jungkook.

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader (ft. Jin, but not romantically)

Genre: Smut (M), angst, mafia!au, prostitution!au

Word Count: 5,997

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4



I can’t believe I’m doing this again, you think to yourself. You close your eyes, and listen to the engine of the crowded bus, as you were currently on your way to pay mister ‘Kookie’ a visit. You start to slowly replay the scenes of Jin yelling at you, to desperately go back and meet the prostitute…

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favorite once upon a time moments | 17/??

2.06, emma swan and snow white.

Sneak Pt. 2 [M]

Summary: Power and seduction are a lethal mix, especially when you work at one of the world’s most powerful corporations. But be careful, because someone is always watching. 

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader

Genre: ceo!namjoon, dom/sub themes, smut, angst

Word Count: 7,253

A/N: this is unedited. I can’t look at it any longer as this took me 2 weeks to write. If there any mistakes, please let me know haha

Originally posted by jackjacky5

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You run your fingertips along the tender parts of your neck. A knot had formed under your skin weeks ago. You really needed to get that checked out, but you also really needed to meet your deadline. At this point your work was more important than your health. There was a lot riding on this project, a possible entire rebranding of one of the most powerful companies in the world. And you were the one responsible.

There were times when you were in the middle of a long stretch of work when the night on his desk would flash through your mind. You would think about the wood pressed against your back in the middle of analyzing sales figures for the past 10 years. You could feel his breath on your throat in the middle of sending one of board members a strongly worded e-mail.

You hated how every touch was imprinted in the back of your brain. The asshole in Armani was in your head every time you closed your eyes. Your body started to tingle every time you passed by his office, knowing that maple desk was on the other side of it’s walls.

You hated it.

You hadn’t seen him since that night. He was conveniently shipped out overseas to check on some of the international branches of the corporation he inherited. You were glad, for the most part. It gave you time to detach yourself from that night and bury yourself in your work. Hoping that by the time he came back to the office you wouldn’t want to shove him against a wall and repeat the night on the desk.

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Hey for your own good DON’T think about the pic of supergirl and cat by the dumpsters and imagine it’s 2117 and everyone Kara knew before, except a handful of alien friends, are dead and she still looks so young but inside she feels ancient and tired and sometimes when she’s a little out of it she will see them, the people she loved before, when she’s in the heat of battle she will feel Alex like a shadow over her, keeping her cool and clear headed. When she sits alone at the bar like they used to all those decades ago she’ll hear the cascade of laughter and if she closes her eyes she can feel them all there, James and Winn and Maggie and Lena, all laughing and loving together.

And when she’s at the end of her rope and it just doesn’t seem worth it anymore, when the weight of loss outweighs any joy she can find in her continued existence, she’ll see Cat. Cat who has been gone for so, so long will show up like she always did, sweeping in with a disinterested flourish to tell her she’s too good, too smart, too wonderful to just give up.

“Honestly, Kiera,” she’ll hear at the back of her mind, and maybe the voice sounds a little different than she actually sounded when she was alive, because time can take away pieces of a person no matter how tightly you hold on, but she would know her with any voice, in any life. “How many times do i have to tell you this?”

And Kara will just smile through the scolding, feeling for the first time in a long time like she can breathe deep, like her lungs have been frozen solid and they are only now beginning to warm.

“I don’t know, Miss Grant,” she says, “but tell me again anyway.”

The Fitting (Part 13)

(Secrets are getting harder to keep and Jungkook’s jealousy and insecurity are taking a toll on him.) 

Warnings:  9500+ words.  Oral. Intercourse.  A little more realism than I think some people will be expecting.  


You didn’t want him.  At least not tonight.

 That thought rattled through Jungkook’s mind as he sat in the back of the taxi on his way home.  You had refused him because you wanted to be alone.  Because you weren’t in the mood.  Jungkook closed his eyes and let his head fall back against the seat while he tried to process what had just happened.  You had refused him before, when you were worried about being caught by others at work, but you always made arrangements to sleep with him later.  Tonight was different.  Tonight you refused him, not because you were afraid of being seen, but because you simply didn’t want him.

 It wasn’t supposed to be this way.  Jungkook had planned this first date so carefully, making sure to take you to an out of the way neighborhood so you could relax and not worry about being seen.  He picked the most expensive restaurant in that neighborhood for dinner because he wanted to show you he could appreciate the finer things, that he had money to spend on you, that he wanted to treat you like you were special.  He read dozens of movie reviews before picking that stupid, boring foreign film where everyone was rambling on with lengthy speeches about god-knows-what and all the money was spent on costumes and none on special effects.  

He hated those kinds of movies, but he knew you loved them and the most important thing was that you have a good time.  And you really did seem to be having a good time.  

 Meeting your cousin had been an unexpected hiccup at the beginning of the night – but Jungkook was actually grateful for it.  Although the interaction was uncomfortably awkward, meeting her meant that the relationship was one step closer to being public.  One person close to you now knew your secret.  Jungkook anxiously awaited the day when everyone close to the both of you knew that you were a couple.

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I don’t know how bad it is in the US, but here in the U.K., black guys have an OBSESSION with white/light skin women. An OBSESSION, I’m telling you. It’s rare to find a black guy that is fully into black women. Black guys will date or have sex with white women but will only get with a black woman to “wife” her. They constantly talk shit about black women, enforcing stereotypes etc. It’s disgusting. They find it slutty and ratchet for a black girl to be twerking but they see one white Becky in the club that can only do average and they’re all over her. I’ve actually witnessed this happen in front of my face.

Once, a light skin biracial guy came up to talk to me at a party. I asked him the reason and he said “Because you’re friendly. You don’t have an attitude like other black girls”. I knew straightaway that it was going nowhere. How would he know I was “friendly” before coming to talk to me? Mind you, this guy didn’t know me before said party. Is it such a crime to admit you find a black girl attractive and want to get to know her? Or do you only date girls that are at least the same shade as you so you don’t get teased by your friends?

Trust me when I say that you will find no “woke” black guys here in the uk. None whatsoever.

DUFF (CHAPTER 3)

Originally posted by nnochu

Chapter 3

╳ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

╳ Genre: fluff, smut, angst 

 ╳ Summary: Being the Duff has really changed you.”“Excuse me, the Duff?” I asked, my voice rising a little at the end.“You know, the Designated. Ugly. Fat. Friend.”


As soon as I stepped into the house, I knew I would regret it. The music was so loud, I could feel the bass pounding through my chest. The living room was crammed full with people, and the thought of actually having to walk into that was giving me anxiety. But just remembering that this was Yoongi’s house was making my stomach do summersaults.

“Y/n, lighten up will you? It’s a party, you’re supposed to be having fun.” Lisa said, snaking her arm over my shoulder.

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