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everybody lives AU | AKATSUKI
• setting — the Last

Akatsuki becomes a mercenary group for hire, as they did in Road to Ninja. 
This is more appropriately named the “everybody comes back to life and somehow things work out AU”… but as promised, 10 Akatsuki members in the timeline of The Last! Designing is fun (esp the village flak jackets) (・∀・)

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I just got out of an abusive relationship & I’m in need of help. I left an abusive boyfriend I was living with, with noting except my ID, government documents, debit card, phone, laptop, car, a pillow, and a bag of my clothes. I have nothing else.

After being in my car for a few nights while waiting to hear back from a few studio apartments, I moved into a new place by myself and away from my abuser and I ended up putting my entire paycheck into a deposit, first month’s rent, gas for my car so I can get to work, cancelling the cable contract that was in my name at my ex’s place (which was a $350 cancellation fee, jfc.), my phone bill, buying out of my old lease, credit card bill.

My credit card is maxed out and I’m steadily paying it off, so I can’t use it. I’m a very independent person but I need help in getting myself on my feet until I get payed again. I have a very stable and decent paying job, but right now I’m going through a hard time. 

My google wallet is deysialexis31@gmail.com. I need essentials like soap, toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, laundry soap, a few groceries, an air mattress or bed of some kind, blankets, toilet paper, dishes, to hold me over until I get paid again. Any amount helps me so much. Again, I never make posts like this and I pride myself a lot in being an independent and self sustained person. Asking for help like this is a big blow to my pride but I’m trying to get back on my feet after leaving an abuse ridden relationship.

the swirling ways of stars

fantasy au

pairing: jungkook | reader
genre: angst and fluff
word count: 19.367
warnings: implied sex, alcohol mention


present day

Jeon Jungkook doesn’t feel like home.

He feels like the thrill of the unknown and the unexplored, like that hesitant feeling of a new sensation under your fingertips. He’s like the first taste of a newly discovered flavor, one that hits your tongue and quickly spreads through your body from head to toe.

He is that shivering pulse that tickles down your back when you step into foreign ground, he is the excitement that mixes with fear when faced with something that is beyond your control. He is the wild, the unsuppressed. His mind, just like his stare, is clear but faraway; always looking through the walls that surround him and into something else, something that your imagination could probably never cover.

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Got7: dating Mark would include

•  he’d have met you though a mutual friend and been in love ever since
•  he probably thought you had feelings for your friend so he never really said anything
•  working up the courage to tell you how he felt was hella hard but he’s like…I can’t think about anything or anyone else jfc
•  he’d want to spend every moment with you and gets hella excited if you text or even call
•  legit this boy would drop everything he was doing for you and yall weren’t even dating yet
•  he’d fess up eventually one night, where you both were sitting a little too close and staring at each other for too long to not be more than friends
•  he’ll find a best friend in you and not just a partner
•  will tell you everything that’s been going on in his mind and is always asking for your thoughts
•  ideal dates with him would be to get away from the rest of the boys and have some alone time cuddling on your couch
•  wants to go to the grocery store at like 2 in the morning just bc he ran out of his favorite snack
•  and ofc dragging you with him
•  bc what’s more romantic than freezing your butt off as you’re shuffling inside the store hand in hand?
•  but it’s all good since he’ll give you hella cuddles and aegyo
•  always having a bad day when he doesn’t wake up next to you or doesn’t hear your voice first thing in the morning
•  mornings with him are so fun aww like he’d wake up extra early sometimes to make your favorite breakfast
•  and puts on cheerful music so you’d wake up and dance with him in the kitchen while the bacon is burning
•  he’s so cuddly whenever you’re around
•  like he won’t be able to stop himself from running into your arms and staying there for hours, just enjoying your warm breath on his neck
•  visibly cringes when you call him cute “I’m a man”
•  butterfly kisses
•  forehead kisses
•  every sort of kisses bc he’s a tease
•  rolling your eyes whenever the members tease you about your lovey dovey relationship
•  you laughing at his boyish Californian accent
•  and then he proceeds to exaggerate it to make you laugh even more
•  omg he knows how much you love his smile and it drives you crazy
•  jamming to music in his car as you’re driving to the beach
•  he’s like a little kid once he reaches the water
•  and even if you’re not swimming, he’ll still find a way to get your hair and clothes wet lmao
•  wants to take selfies with you 25/8 for no reason, he just wants to stare at your pretty face next to his and smile about it
•  things can get pretty rough for him sometimes
•  but he knows he’s got you so life seems a little simpler with you around
•  “I love you, Tuan”
•  “I love you more, dork”
•  pls keep him with you forever 💚

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TELEPATHY AU'S
  • “we’re both in this boring as hell class and out of boredom I accidentally stumbled into your thoughts of you thinking up this masterpiece of a story and holy shit is this like a movie”
    • “additionally, wow are you really getting into this sex scene man how do u not have a boner”
  • “I get chronic headaches from everyone’s thoughts being so loud all the time and sometimes I don’t know, I get angry. is yelling to Stewart across the room to “shut up and go get dick if he wants it so bad” over the top? maybe.”
  • “as if it wasn’t bad enough that I constantly worried what people thought of me, I can actually hear what everyone thinks of me and the fact that it’s unedited and 100% legit makes me real sad to hear people think I’m annoying”
    • “although, it’s really reassuring to also hear how much my friends love me and think I’m funny and woah man…those are some pretty…erotic thoughts of me there…”
  • “okay who fucking let out that I can read minds huh? what do you WANT me to get kidnapped and used for evil? cause i swear i will come back for your ass once im super juiced with their evil government serum alright? i will go winter soldier on ur ass dont test me”
    • “although all these lovesick kids offering to pay for my services on their crushes may be worth it. hey I know you, you’re cute. your crush you say? oh they totally don’t like u, nah man, your barking up the wrong tree right there”
  • “hold the fuck up. hold. up. I can read any mind that I can see, anyone and everyone’s, why can’t I read yours? and why the hell are you smirking at me like that U LIL SHIT THIS MAKES NO DAMN SENSE WHO ARE YOU”
  • “I think you’re cute and I know for a FACT you think I’m cute too so why won’t you just admit it? cmon cmon baby don’t play this charade. you know you can’t win at this game ;)”
  • “as it turns out by my super mind reading powers you plan to string me out high and dry until I’m practically begging for a date and u know what. that is so terrible and so demeaning honestly like who does that. who does that. can you please just kiss me already like-”
  • “I know you can read minds and I really like you so I’m constantly filtering my thoughts whenever I’m with you and it’s super hard so quit making fun of how I think about fighting giraffes okay it’s my go-to thought whenever I imagine you shirtless”
  • “you know I can read your thoughts so we have these little one sided conversations in class as I listen to your cute angered rants and I reply with a snarky side eye”
  • “OR we BOTH can read minds and all the while during class we have casual conversations that sometimes turn REALLY FUNNY AND WE BOTH CRACK UP IN DEAD SILENCE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EXAM OH SHIT”
  • “YOU LITERALLY HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF LIKE YOURE TWO DIFFERENT YET ANGRY PEOPLE AND HONESTLY ITS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE HEARD SOMEONE THINK BEFORE JFC LIKE DAMN WHO IS THIS PLASTIC TITTED WHORE WHO STEPPED ON YOUR SHOELACE”
  • “I NEED TO KNOW THIS, OKAY BECAUSE YOUR THOUGHTS ARE LIKE A SHITTY SITCOM AND I CANT HELP BUT LOVE YOU AND LAUGH SO HARD THAT U BEGIN TO NOTICE AND OHSHIT”
  • “i know its pretty invasive but i honestly tune into your thoughts every day on the way to work like its the morning paper cause really we have so much in common its ridiculous and ur super cute and we like all the same things and ugh pls date me”
    • “and oops one day you thought of something funny and we both laughed simultaneously and now ur weirdly suspicious, as i can tell because i can hear you wondering if i can read your thoughts and now ur testing me and idk if i should play along”

Just a little rant about ARMYs and MAMA

Okay so, as I’m sure the entire fandom knows, a lot of us are currently busy trying to keep up with voting for MAMA. Of course, this isn’t a strictly ARMY thing, and many people from other fandoms are voting to support their favourite artists.

Recently, BTS lost a lot of votes, because of various speculations which I won’t mention, and we are collectively trying to regain them and ensure BTS’ victory in the categories which they are nominated for.

The issue which has been irking me is this…

Bullying other ARMYs because they can’t keep up with their personal life as well as BTS.

This is just downright stupid tbh. We’re a part of the same fandom? And just because one can’t vote as frequently? Because they have other stuff on their plate? It doesn’t mean they’re any less of a fan?

What I’m trying to say is this. Please don’t discourage other fans by calling them “fake ARMYs” just because they can’t get around to voting a zillion times a day. I’m sure we all love the boys with all our hearts, but sometimes our personal lives, studies, work etc have to be a priority, and just because one prioritizes other things, it doesn’t mean they love the boys any less.

I’m not implying we should stop voting, jfc please, let’s keep working hard, but what I mean is don’t feel guilty if you don’t manage to vote as much as you’d like, because if you have another thing which you feel you should prioritize, then please do, as you’ll regret not doing so afterwards.

Please, let’s spread love amongst ourselves, not hate.

Drunj!Der Yells About Outlander

Thoughts on Ep. 307

So this was an episode that happened. It’s kind of tough to get excited about an episode that’s sole purpose is basically to set up the next one. There were definitely some parts that I really liked *cough Claire cough* and some things that I side-eyed so hard. *cough Jamie cough*

I get that the point of this episode is to show just how much more work they need to do if they’re going to be able to rebuild their life together. And it *is* making me excited for next week to see shit actually go down. But based off of how underwhelmed I was with last week, I feel like I really need to lower my expectations for next week, haha.

This week’s episode served its purpose, though, sooo…

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OH MY JEEZ I FINALLY FINISHED THIS AFTER LIKE WHAT, 3-4 HOURS? New respect for edit/moodboard creators jfc… Anywho, this is a moodboard for Corrupted! Chase. Please to not repost, edit, or steal any picture from this moodboard/grid if it has glitch effects on them, even very faint ones. I worked really hard on this so I hope you like it! @ego-protection-squad @chase-brody-protection-squad @wholesome-pasta @brinanalovesyou @leana1297 @peka-iz-krov

(Edit): This is my first edit. xD

OMG now I’m being harangued by pro-Military people saying I’m a monster for being too harsh on Adam Driver.

Guys, I don’t give a fuck where you fall on this issue so long as you are consistent in your views. Either hold former US and Israeli service people turned Hollywood actors equally accountable for their actions or don’t hold them accountable at all—I don’t care. I have my own personal stance, but I’m not forcing it on anybody else, because I get that people divorce activism and entertainment to different degrees, because it’s hard enough to enjoy things in this world as is. I get it. That’s fair. I don’t care what choice you make about these actors’ films so long as you are not specifically holding Jews to a higher standard than everyone else. JFC I don’t work at CineWorld, I’m not stopping anybody from buying a ticket.

Superhero AU

so I’m hella into comics, but I’d love to see the superhero genre worked into non-superhero fandoms. here’s some ideas.

  • “I’m the paramedic that always cleans up after your fights and hon, some of that is definitely your blood.”
  • “So I accidentally peeked at your laundry once and saw your superhero uniform and now I’m trying to play it chill.”
  • “So superhero-ing doesn’t pay the bills and I need a job that accommodates my lifestyle and jfc it’S REALLY HARD to find one, help?”
  • “I’m a boss at sewing and your superhero outfit consists of jeans and a Halloween mask?? I’m making you a real uniform, get over here, let me get your measurements.”
  • “We’re paired up for a group project and you’re the worst partner ever because your crime-fighting bullshit takes up all your time.”
  • “Is everyone in my apartment building a superhero?”
  • “I write fanfic about the city superhero but it turns out I know them (read: you) in real-life.”
  • “My cosplay is so good that everyone mistakes me for you, the real superhero. Including the government. And the villains. Whoops.”
  • “I’m your roommate and you keep coming home at the ass-crack of dawn exhausted and covered in bruises, are you okay?”
  • “I’m a super and you’re the journalist assigned to the superhero beat.”
  • “I’m the one with the superpowers but you’re the one with the talents and the skills to actually use them, welp.”
  • “I accidentally destroyed your shop in a supervillain battle and that was your livelihood and you’re so pissed and I’m so so sorry, here, let me make it up to you somehow.”
  • “You got de-powered during a battle and now I have to take care of you.”
  • “You’re my neighbor and I figured out you’re a superhero so I leave food on your doorstep because I figure you don’t have time to get food for yourself.”
  • “You’re so unimpressed with my powers and I don’t understand why and I’m gonna find some way to impress you, dammit!”
  • “You’re superpowered but you’re using your abilities for the most banal things and it irks me so much.”

Thank you so much for publishing my last list!

i took today off sick, but gave my students a lot of computer work to do. we use a program that has a messenger system between teachers and the students, so i sent them a message this morning saying i was sick but should be back tomorrow

a few kids wrote back saying they hope i felt better soon, etc. but

ONE KID WROTE ME:

“Hi Miss Squelette, this is [student] i hope you feel better. and if you’re not back tomorrow i hope you’re on break from school. You work too hard, take a break from us please. Sincerely, [student]”

and then 10 minutes later he sends me another message:

“Some people are out of control so I hope you come back soon”

jfc i’m fucking dyinggggg right now

Okay so I was inspired by @vld-keith‘s Soul Eater AU, so:

Voltron Soul Eater AU!

  • Shiro and Matt being a weapon/meister duo and going on a mission with Matt’s father, who had become a death scythe. 
  • During the mission, they get kidnapped and held prisoner by Arachne and her merry band of spiders.
  • Shiro is able to escape and eventually makes it back to the academy.
  • Pidge is TORN APART that her family was being held hostage by that SPIDER BITCH, so they’ve been working hard to get stronger to get them back.
  • Shiro is a meister and was able to form a really strong bond with Pidge over their shared determination to get Matt and Mr. Holt back.
  • Zarkon is the Kishin Asura
  • Alfor is Death, and Allura is Death the Kid, except better and with better hair (jfc i know his hair has a reason to be like that but even when i was like 10 i thought it was dumb. Sorry, going off on a tangent, but y’know.)
  • Allura takes becoming the next grim reaper very seriously and makes sure to work hard at learning and training.
  • Lance and Keith had no idea in the beginning that they’d end up being partners. They couldn’t STAND each other when they first met. Their personalities clashed, they butted heads, it was bad.
  • However, after talking a few times, they started to really understand each other, and by the end of the day, they couldn’t imagine being partners with anyone else.
  • Hunk and Shay being meister/weapon pair!! They both care for each other and have 100% faith in the other person.
  • Allura is able, being a future grim reaper, to use most weapons, and often accompanies the 3 duos when they go on dangerous missions.
  • Shiro and Pidge are finally able to infiltrate Arachnophobia’s headquarters and actually find Matt and Mr. Holt, and try to break them out.
  • They run into Mosquito (Haggar), and, while Matt and Mr. Holt BOOK IT, Shiro and Pidge stay and fight. 
  • They kind of do a bit of overkill, but they both want revenge and are willing to take their anger out on anyone responsible.
  • On the way back to the academy, they joke about Pidge probably having to find another meister, now that Matt’s back. 
  • Pidge starts training with Allura a bit, and Shiro when Matt’s busy. It gets kinda stressful for them, but they’re strong and are able to adapt to the differences between the two and what one is able to do and what the other is not.
  • It’s actually getting kind of bad for their health. They’ve become an insomniac.
  • Shay really doesn’t like fighting. She knows it has to be done, but she really doesn’t like it that much. However, with encouragement from Hunk and being shown what the witches and kishin are doing, she works really hard to WRECK THEM.
  • Also:
  • Meisters: Shiro, Lance, Hunk, Coran, and Allura. (And Alfor, because he’s death)
  • Weapons: Keith, Shay, Pidge, Matt, Mr. Holt.
  • Keith is a sword
  • Shay is a gun
  • Pidge is a dagger
  • Matt is an ax.
  • Don’t think I forgot about Coran! He’s a teacher and Alfor’s right-hand man. Everyone likes his class because he can be a goof and connects with his students and makes learning fun.
  • Lance in Keith in the situation like when Maka and Soul were fighting Crona and Soul got cut protecting Maka!! Lance getting distracted and, even though Keith screamed for him to look out, he wasn’t quick enough and Keith had to come back to human form so Lance didn’t get killed.
  • Lance feels The Most Guilty™ because Keith could have died, but Keith is just like ‘dude that’s just the way it goes’
  • Once Keith is up and okay again, Lance brags to everyone because he has the best, most loyal weapon in the world
  • None of the other weapons tell him that it’s normal for a weapon to be willing to die for their meister, mostly because they realize that Lance is only saying things like that because he’s angry with himself and is using that to cope with knowing that a mistake he made caused his best friend to get seriously injured.
  • Imagine the basketball game scene tho-
  • Like, everyone’s just chillin around and happy and alive before the BIG STORM and enjoying each other’s company.

Okay if I don’t stop now I’ll go on for like 10 years

anonymous asked:

what do you think of a lot of the su criticism going around? i'm kinda tired of it myself, and while some had good points, i think the majority are overblown, and i wanna hear from someone else who actually likes su

hhh i’ve tried to hold my pettiness about this trend…. but i’ll do one post, because i’m the worst and can’t contain myself.

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I’ve worked at this cafe since May 2016 (Feb 2017 as of typing this) and only now have I realised there are prices listed in the glass cake stand. This whole time every single customer asks me “how much is that one?” ect and I thought it was cuz it was only listed on our side so we knew what to punch in. I had a glance at the cake stand from a customers perspective and??? How hard is it to read the prices listed??? I hate whoever askes now jfc

anonymous asked:

how is jyp a snake? i love all of the boys but this is a survival show so idk why y'all acting so shocked that someone got eliminated. y'all acting like minho's being kicked out of jyp when jyp is just saying that he doesn't think minho is ready to debut. ur acting like he did it out of spite instead of it being him making a level headed decision as an experienced artist. minho still has room to grow and i trust tht he will work hard 2 debut one day bt stop making jyp seem like some monster (1/2

just bc he doesn’t think that a trainee is ready to debut yet. all of the boys were hand picked by chan, so it’s jyp’s decision whether or not he thinks that all of them are ready to debut or not jfc. (2/2)

Hi there, anon. 

So, let me start off by saying that yes, my “snake” comment is a little bit much, but I was also upset. Let me also say how the snake comment wasn’t directed mainly on the decision for Minho, but mostly on the fact that the debut show for Stray Kids was advertised as a survival program that would not have a single person elimination process, and that it would be following them working together for JYP to decide if all of them would debut as a group or not.

Chan did pick the group, that is true, but you act like JYP hasn’t seen anything from these boys before. I’m sure he’s seen some of their abilities before this show, it isn’t like he had zero clue what they could do. The only thing JYP had to learn from Chan’s picking is how they acted as a group together.

Now, lastly, on being ready to debut based on “room to grow.” Let me preface this by saying I, too, love all of the boys with my whole heart. However, I’m looking at this from a musical standpoint as someone who has had to look in depth at actual quality/tone/overall sound of music, both instruments and actual vocals. Yes, Minho has room to grow, but if I’m being completely honest literally all of them do and he could debut. You act as if there aren’t groups that haven’t had a member debut that isn’t exactly the strongest vocal-wise and have them strengthen their vocal capabilities as time goes on in promotions. Minho obviously has the dance category for an idol checked off (he even choreographed for Hellevator so just look there), and his rap is decent for not having touched on it before. All he needs is a small bit on being more expressive with his rap, but while he does that it isn’t like they still can’t give him small bits and pieces in songs. Lastly, vocals. Yes, Minho’s vocals (from what we have seen) can be a little rocky, but that was also from an evaluation where he looked like he was about to have a panic attack. On where his range is I would say he’s actually doing fine, he just needs to practice keeping his voice steady. If I were being completely honest on who I think would need the most work, then I’d say Jeongin. I love Jeongin to pieces, he’s an adorable fluffball and I can’t wait to see more of him, but when you look at him musically he needs work. When he sings his voice tends to sound forced, like he’s pushing to keep his voice steady. This can also be teamed with just how his tone naturally is, but still. They need to work on leveling the octave Jeongin can already reach so that it doesn’t sound as forced. The boy is young, Jeongin has time to do this if this even happened (which I personally wouldn’t enjoy but if it happens then it happens because I understand he needs to stabilize his voice). 

All of these boys are talented. All of these boys have room to grow. You talk as if it’s just Minho, which isn’t true. They’re young, they have time, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t debut because of a minor thing that can be fixed. If JYP planned on eliminated them then they shouldn’t have advertised it as something else and shouldn’t have given us a taste of what it is to have a full 9 member group lineup. Sadly, this is reality television and they (Mnet) will do whatever it takes to rake in views and rile people up.