i work there too hehe i love it


anonymous asked:

idk if this has been done but how about mc lyric pranking the rfa+v+saeran? can be sfw or nsfw!

Saeran: Little Did You Know by Alex and Sierra 

You: Little did you know...

Saeran: Don’t tell me you ate my ice cream. 

You: How I’m breaking while you fall asleep, Little did you know… 

Saeran: Muffin, what are you talking about? Tell me, please remember no secrets between us 

You: Im still haunted by the memories…. Little did you know I’m trying to pick myself up piece by piece…

Saeran: Look I know I don’t deserve you okay but please tell me how can I help you because (y/n) you helped me pick up my pieces please babe please let me know how to help you… your scaring me…

You: Underneath it all, I’m held captive by the hole inside, Ive been holding back for the fear that you might change your mind…. 

Saeran: Please.. don’t tell my.. my biggest fear is coming true… please.. noo.. lets talk about this when I get home… please..

You: Im ready to forgive you but forgetting is a harder fight 



Saeran: @$#%! HDFGJQN GD^!*@ 

Jumin: Ego by Beyonce 

You: Aw, baby, how you doing? You know I’m gonna cut right to the chase, huh? Some women were made But me, myself? I like to think that I was created For a special purpose, You know? What’s more special than YOU? You feel me?

Jumin: Continue Kitten

You: It’s on, baby let’s get lost, You don’t need to call in to work ‘cause you’re the boss, For real, want you to show me how you feel, I consider myself lucky, that’s a big deal, Why

You: Well, you got the key to my heart, But you ain’t gonna need it, I’d rather you open up my body, And show me secrets you didn’t know was inside, No need for me to lie

Jumin: Keep going my love, you have my full attention *he exits the limo* 

You: It’s too big, Its too wide, its too strong, it won’t fit, its too much, it’s too tough, You got a big ego, such a huge ego, I Love your big ego..

*you hear the door open and then you felt your back lightly hit the couch* 

*You see jumin licking his lips and suddenly you felt his hot breath tickling your neck* 

Now now my kitten, lets see you stroke *grabs your hand and puts it on his crotch* this ego and lets make it fit shall we? 

Seven: Acquainted by The Weekend 

You: Baby you’re no good, caused they warned me bout your type, got me ducking left and right

Seven: You got that right ;)

You: You got me touchin on your body, to say that were in love is dangerous, but seven I’m glad we’re acquainted 


Seven: Oh and if I was you, I would pick a song that we didn’t fuck to :) love you see you in 10 mins!! 

V: Gotta Catch em All - Pokemon Theme Song 

You: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was 

V: Hello my precious angel :) I hope you can accomplish your dreams and be the best in your field! Know I love and support you always! 

You: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause! 

V:  …… 

You: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!

V: Teach Pokemon to understand!!!! The power that’s inside!!!! Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me!!!!!!! I know its my destiny!!!!

You: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me, I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you’re my best friend!!!!! In a world we must defend, Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true!!!Our courage will pull us through




YOU: POKEEEMOOOON !! I never would of that the amazing, carefree, would know the Pokemon theme song! I never knew you liked those stuff :

V: I like to be a bit mysterious… it goes with me.. Me and Jumin use to battle each other all the time..We still do…. I started with popplio.. he started with Rowlet… 

You: Dont fuck with my litten.

Yoosung: Burn by Usher 

You:  Its going to burn for me to say this but its coming from my heart 

You: It’s been a long time coming, we da been fall apart 

Yoosung: Baby do you need me to call an ambulance!! ARE YOU AT THE APARTMENT A HEART BURN SOUNDS SERIOUS 

You: I really want to work this out but I don’t think you’re gonna change

Yoosung: Have I done something wrong? :( I know you are out of my league, I hear my classmates whispering how can a pathetic guy like me have someone so beautiful as you :( 

You: I think its best we go our separate ways… 

Yoosung: I always dreamed of this day coming.. first… sally left… then Rika… and now you… I… respect your wishes (y/n).. can you please.. just wait till my last class is over? May I have permission to buy you your favorite flowers and food because if this is going to be my last time seeing you, I want to have a good memory of you….

You: *dies* *guilt* *his heart shattered* *your heart is shattering* YOOSUNG IM SORRY IT WAS A JOKE A LYRIC PRANK IM SORRY!!! YOU KNOW IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!! IM SORRRY 


Zen: Pullin me Back by Chingy 

You: Every time I try to leave….something keeps pulling me back, Telling me I need you in my life

Zen: What do you mean ‘leave’. Define it and use it in a sentence. 

You: It was meant to be, You were meant for me, So that means we gotta make it work

Zen: I am legit confused. This is worse than an unpolished script. So you want to break my heart but then you want to make it work. We are talking about this when I get home. Im leaving practice right now. Just look at a picture of me and just remember all the good times we have. Please. 

You: It was all good at first, Spending money, going shopping, Eating at the finest restaurants,And then from club hopping

Zen:  So when you think and see a picture of me, all you think is materialistic things! REALLY! Wow, Jaehee was right about you, you were just using me. I’ll help pack your things when I get to my house. Thanks for breaking my heart. 


Zen: *sends winks face selfie* Cute how my acting skills even work on you ;) I love you too baby, don’t ever think about messing with me ;) 

Jaehee: Come and Get It by Selena Gomez 

You: You ain’t gotta worry, its an open invitation 
Jaehee: Did you open my mail? 
You: I’ll be seating right here, real patient, All day all night, I be waiting standby 
Jaehee: Please (y/n) don’t stay up for me, Mr. DickHead has me working over time :( I don’t want you to sacrifice yourself for me :( 
You: Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you, All day, all night, maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
Jaehee: You speak beautiful words hehe *3* thank you for making hell more bearable :) 
You: I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets. I love you much, too much to hide you, this love ain’t finished yet.
Jaehee:  What do you mean show me……. 
You: *sends nude* 
*jaehee in the office* 

Originally posted by kaaatana

When daddy is a big kid too

Me (at work feeling little) : I wanna be little!!!!!

Daddy: you’re at work princess. Later you can.

Me: *stomps foot and pouts*

Daddy: I’m gonna eat some pie

Me : *face palm* discipline me!!!! I’m throwing a tantrum.

Daddy: mmm. After I eat my pie.

Sometimes daddy has a bigger sweet tooth than I do!!!!! Hehe. I love him so much! 💖💖💖

Screwed Up

Originally posted by keito-plier

Request: heyyyy did you see ethan’s ikea livestream? you should do a fic similar to that where a female y/n is helping ethan build furniture and when he gets frustrated she tries to put his mind on something else also ALL OF THE FLUFFYNESS thanks ;)

Summary: Boyfriend Ethan just can’t build furniture, Fem!Reader tries to ‘help’

A/N: Hello, go drink some water, that is all. Enjoy!

Wordcount: 644

Request some more children!

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Got7 Reaction When You Sleep With Them In A Bed For The First Time

Anonymous said: Hey I’m the anon who requested for the GOT7 being clingy and wanting to cuddle. OMG I LOVED IT A LITTLE TOO MUCH! Especially Mark & Yugyeom’s reaction gahhh!! I need more hehe thank you for your hard work can you please do a GOT7 reaction when you sleep with them in a bed for the first time (like just lay down in each other’s arms and fall asleep). Hehe thank you so much~


Mark made you stay at the dorm as it was pouring down outside. It was already really late and he didn’t want you to drive home as the roads were very slippery. The two of you had only been dating for two months, you got really nervous about sleeping in the same bed as Mark, but Mark was very sweet about it. He even offered to sleep on a mattress on the floor, but you convinced him that you were fine. You borrowed one of his t-shirts and some gym shorts. The shorts were unnecessary as the shirt went to about the middle of your thigh. At first, it was kinda awkward as the both of you were laying at the very edge of the bed but you slowly scooted closer and rested your head on his shoulder. It was an uncomfortable position, but you kinda wanted him to know that you didn’t mind cuddling, and he got the message and turned around so he could wrap his arms around you. It made you relax almost right away, and within minutes you were sleeping like a baby.

“She’s so cute!”

Originally posted by peachyy-tuan


You were feeling horrible. You had gotten the flu and it was bad enough for you to pass out. You wished it had stayed that way because you felt like shit. You were lucky enough to pass out as you were leaving the dorm, so Jaebum had lifted you into his bed and he had been caring for you the whole day. He had cooked for you, gotten your medicine for you, and given you an electric blanket when you were cold, and setting up the fan for you when you were hot. He was being the perfect boyfriend, and you were laying on the bed looking like a mess and sleeping all the time. You fell asleep shortly after you ate dinner, and you slept until Jaebum decided to go to bed. When he walked into the cold room, he felt your forehead to check your temperature, and you were burning up. When he got into the bed, you started thrashing around in your fever dreams, and Jaebum slowly took you into his arms to calm you. You snuggled into his chest as your body was shaking. Jaebum assumed you were cold, even though you were burning up, so he turned on the electric blanket as he closed his eyes with a soft smile.

“I hope she feels better tomorrow.”

Originally posted by imjaebumisdaddyasfuck


It all started out as the monthly movie night when BamBam suggested watching a horror movie instead of the comedy or action movie you usually watched. Jackson protested loudly but as everyone else including you agreed you decided to watch The Ring. Jackson hid his face every time the girl appeared on the screen, and when the movie reached its most exciting point he just hid under the blanket while clinging onto you for dear life, there was still a not so manly scream from him once in a while, when he heard what was happening in the movie. When the movie finally came to an end, Jackson refused to let you go home. You had to protect him the entire night since you were the one who suggested the movie. So when you both climbed into bed, he clung onto you for dear life and he didn’t move the entire night. You were quite impressed, even though you had a hard time breathing when he woke up and hugged you tightly, to get a sense of security. You were squeezed nearly to death, but it was just too funny to see Jackson so scared, that you didn’t really mind it.

“I’m convinced the phone is going to ring and tell me that I only have 7 days. Don’t laugh, I’m serious…”

Originally posted by kingyeoly


Jinyoung tried to unlock the door to the dorm, but he kept missing the keyhole, which made him giggle loudly. You gently took the key and unlocked the door. You guided him into the living room, where you sat him down on the couch. The two of you had gone clubbing with some friends, and Jinyoung ended up getting really drunk, so when he missed the chair and fell to the floor you had decided that it was time for him to go home. You grabbed him a glass of water, which he happily drank. You helped him remove his makeup, and brush his teeth, and give him some clothes he could change into. When you finally guided him into his bed, he plopped down, right away and fell asleep. You weren’t sober enough to drive home so you decided to sleep on the couch, as you were about to leave the room as Jinyoung whined loudly and stretched his arms towards you. “Don’t leave me all alone,” he pouted, and you, of course, couldn’t resist and climbed into the bed with him. He wrapped his arms around you and nuzzled his face into your neck as you both fell into a heavy, drunk sleep.

“Don’t leave me all alone~”

Originally posted by got7wtf


You slowly opened the door to Youngjae’s bedroom. You had a horrible nightmare, where he had broken up with you, and you wanted nothing more than to cuddle him. You were staying at a friends house, and you were supposed to sleep in the same bed for the first time, but you had stayed up late and talked to your friends, and you didn’t want to wake Youngjae up so you decided to sleep in one of the spare rooms. But when you woke up with tears running down your cheeks, and your heart racing you told yourself it was okay to walk into Youngjae’s room. The heavy door made a loud noise as you opened it and Youngjae sat up in bed in an instant. He looked at you with wide eyes, they became normal size for a moment but then he saw your tear strained face, and he was by your side in seconds. “What’s wrong?” He asked, in a low voice as you sat down on the bed. You told him about your dream, and he promised you that he didn’t have any plan of leaving you so you didn’t have to worry. Youngjae cuddled you in an attempt to calm you down, and you fell asleep right away.

”Awwww, babe, it’s okay I won’t leave you”

Originally posted by jypnior


You and your best friend BamBam were going to a trip to your home country, and you were very excited! That was until you got to the hotel room and saw it was a double bed instead of two single beds. Your face heated up as you apologized to him and tried to head to the lobby to explain that you needed two single beds. BamBam stopped you and assured you that he was fine, and he didn’t mind sleeping in the bed with you. That made your face heat up even more as you nodded and started to settle into the room. You and BamBam had an amazing day. You went to the local restaurants and you showed him the area where you grew up. The day ended with you sitting by a park where you had spend a lot of time as a kid. BamBam were looking at your lips as you told about your childhood, and you couldn’t help but fall silent as he distracted you. He suddenly leaned in and kissed you, it was as if time had stopped, as the only sound you were able to hear was the sound of your own racing heartbeat. BamBam, pulled away and then he started talking as if nothing happened. The two of you went back to the hotel and the double bed was a very welcome sight as the two of you got ready for bed and for the first time you fell asleep in BamBam’s warm embrace, and you wouldn’t change it for the world.

“Trust me Y/N! The double bed is no problem!”

Originally posted by jacksonwangblog


The first time you and Yugyeom slept together came pretty naturally. You were horrified for Yugyeom to spend the night as you were nervous that he tried to do something, and since the two of you hadn’t been dating for long you didn’t feel quite ready for that. All night you had tried to avoid going to bed, with watching movies in the living room and drinking tea on the small balcony in your apartment. Around midnight Yugyeom suggested that the two of you went to sleep, and you became nervous again. Yugyeom changed his clothes first, and when you were done changing you walked into the bedroom, where Yugyeom was laying in a t-shirt and a pair of shorts. He was watching How I Met Your Mother on the TV you had in your bedroom. He smiled at you, and opened his arms, inviting you to come and cuddle. You quickly laid down beside him and he wrapped his arms around you. Before long, the both of you fell asleep while watching TV, and it was the best sleep you had for a long time.

“Come cuddle!”

Originally posted by etherealjackson

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Don’t Break This Deal AU, where Wirt tried to trick Bill, the demon underestimated Wirt, and both of them ended up sharing one body! Part 6, plot thickens. Please, read previous parts in order to understand this. In short: Wirt’s mind is sleeping, so Bill has a full control over the body without Wirt knowing.

Parts: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

Never Have I Ever (Victuuri)

A/N: Yuri on Ice!!! (Victuuri) -  1. “I want to hate you. I should hate you.” - Oops I kind of got too creative with this one, and it’s so looong and fluffy and teaaasy. Big special thanks to @ticklygiggles for helping but that’s nothing new on this blog! Lots of love! ♡  

Summary: Yuuri and Victor are out drinking with friends, and eventually get dragged into a game of Never Have I Ever with Phichit (and Chris). During the game Yuuri is caught off guard and oops, did he just admit openly he likes to be tickled? 

I used to play this with my friends and I would like to say it wasn’t always sex-related but too bad we were naughty little shits.

Word Count: 3065

Kampaaai!” Victor chirped the Japanese word in his funny accent, and he took a few sips before sighing in relief.

“That is nice. I needed that,” he said, sounding very refreshed and relieved. Yuuri chuckled at his tipsy older boyfriend and shook his head.

“It’s already your 5th, Vitya. Are you sure you needed that?” Victor was close to passing the line from overly tipsy to drunk, while he was taking it easy with just his cheeks getting a rosy color.

“Yes, Yuuri! I needed that!” Victor poked him and Yuuri giggled playfully, but then looked at the skaters who sat across from them, snickering at their behavior.

Vitya hm?” Phichit said, sharp as always, and Yuuri blushed. He had to judge the younger male as probably the only one who was still sober. Next to him sat Chris - what was he even doing here - and he was probably the most drunk of all, well, all who remained. 

The others had gone home already, leaving Yuuri alone with his tipsy self, drunk Victor, super drunk Chris and sober Phichit.

“I know, I know! Let’s play a game of never have I ever!” Phichit suggested, and Yuuri blushed. Not that

“Hehe it’s alright, Phichit-kun. These guys are too drunk to play,” he tried, but it was already too late. Victor raised his glass and blurted out:

“Nonono I can play! Never have I ever wanted Yuuri to call me Victor-kun!” He downed the glass by himself, and Yuuri watched him with a blush.

“T-that’s not how it works, V-Victor..kun?” Hearing this, Victor made a squeaky hiccup sound, and Yuuri blushed when he got pulled into a tight alcohol smelling- hug. 

“I love you Yuuuri-kuuun!” he whined. Chris was up next, with his eyes closed, a goofy smile on his face and a burp to introduce his line:

“Never have I ever jacked off on the ice ri-” Phichit slapped him playfully, causing him to spill his beer.

“Yep Chris, that’s yours only, drink. Let’s play this without Chris,” the Thai figure skater suggested happily, and Yuuri giggled. They played a couple of rounds, doing their very best to ignore Chris’ drunk and horny remarks in between, but they had fun and laughed a lot.

At one point Victor even yelled: “What have you done Phichittit?” because no matter what silly things they tried, they only got him to drink rarely, and they all laughed because of drunk Victor’s inability to pronounce his name right.

Eventually both Phichit and Victor ended up teasing Yuuri by saying things only he had done in his life, just to let him drink more. Even saying things such as:

“Never have I ever been coached by Victor Nikiforov. Never have I ever had a family that owns an onsen! Never have I ever been born a Japanese!” So unfaaair. Yuuri felt his cheeks burn a little as he took another sip. He shouldn’t drink too much, at least one of them should be healthy to get both of them back to their hotel room safely.

“Never have I ever enjoyed being tickled!” Ah, that was him too, and Yuuri drank again. He drank… He draaank! He choked on his beer and coughed, turning to watch Phichit’s mischievous smirk and Victor’s amazed sparkly eyes.

“P-Phichit-kun!” Yuuri cried out. He was so offended. He had been very wrong and stupid to trust his good old friend to keep that stupid little fact a secret. That was some veeery confidential information and oh nooo Victor wasn’t supposed to know?!

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((Yeahh here’s a little thingy I’ve been working on. I’ve just recently started reading Fallout Equestria and I love it so much, I’m gonna doodle as I read and share those doodles wit you ^^ In this blog you will see how I imagine kewl or key scenes in the fic. Plus this is literally my first time reading this so you’ll get my reactions too hehe. Hope you enjoy!))

A-Z headcanon - Soryu Oh

Requested by: anon


A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Cuddly. He enjoys just lying in bed and holding you close. He also likes to talk with you afterwards. Most of the time it’s just about how your respective days went, what you both plan to do tomorrow, and occasionally about the sex itself (i.e. how tired you are, was I too rough?, etc.)

B - Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, his arms, because he gets to hold you with them. And he’s grateful for all the time he spent at the gym because he’s strong enough to lift you.
On you, he’s favorite body part would be your lips because he loves to see you smile.

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

He’ll always cum inside. He doesn’t really know any different. He’s like, ‘Where else could it go? It’ll just make a gross mess if it goes on the bed or something’ So it’s just easiest to cum inside of you, and he finds it the most intimate route to take.

D - Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Soryu enjoys having dirty secrets between the two of you. Something like, you text him after he leaves the suite that you won’t be wearing any underwear today. Then you arrive to clean the penthouse, leaning over tables to clean them and he has to work to control the erection growing in his pants. Sexy little secrets like that.

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not that much. But of course, that’s not really a surprise considering he used to hate women. Soryu’s only been with 2 women before you. The first one was when he was 26 and he thought he was too old to still be a virgin. And the second time was simply because he was feeling horny. Both went the same way: took her to his suite, did the deed, goodbye.
Despite only having sex with 3 women, he’s somehow very good at pleasuring someone. It’s unfair, lol.

F - Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

Him on top, you underneath him. He loves the way you look from that angle and he gets to see every face you make. He likes dominating you.

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Soryu’s a more serious person in general, and it does carry over into his love and sex lives. If something humorous does occur during sex, he might just shyly chuckle. He doesn’t think upbeat laughter and lovemaking really go together.

H - Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Black pubic hair just like on his head. He trims it from time to time, to keep it neat and because he doesn’t like the idea/feeling of having a ton of hair down below.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Soryu just might be the most intimate lover out of all the bidders. He likes looking into your eyes while making love, cuddling afterwards, he makes sure several kisses are shared during sex. He really enjoys the emotional aspect of it just as much as the physical.

J - Jack Off (Masturbation)

It’s a last resort if Soryu masturbates. Only if he’s got an erection that simply refuses to calm down. The conditions are: 1. You’re completely unavailable to help him out. 2. He’s very turned on. 3. There’s no chance of anyone seeing or walking in on him, and 4. There’s something for cleanup such as paper towels.
And he’ll never tell you for fear of being judged or that you might think you’re not satisfying him in bed (which is not the case).

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He likes role play. His favorites would be doctor and patient, cop and robber, and hotel main and guest. The last one might actually be the best to him because it’s the most…real? It’s the situation closest to your actual lives. Whenever you come to clean the penthouse, his mind traces back to the hot scenes you two have acted out together.
Bonus: He’s also always wanted to try making love to you while you’re wearing only high heels. There’s just something erotic about it that intrigues and excites him.

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom, on your bed. It’s the place where you both feel the most safe and physically and emotionally the most comfortable. That’s the #1 place. He’s also fine with going at it on the couch.

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

There are certain things he likes seeing you wear: his shirts, high heels, a red cheongsam…
Sometimes the shower can get him a little riled up. The warm water combined with the thought of you, it can turn him on a little.

N - NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Choking, spanking, really anything that involves inflicting pain on you. He would be constantly worried that he had gone a little too hard and hurt you. Even harsh biting is out. Gentle love bites, yes, but leaving teeth marks, NO.

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He really enjoys going down on you. He loves making you feel that good. In all honesty, he could get a little better, maybe learn a few more tricks with the tongue, but it’s definitely good enough to 'get you there’.
He’s fine with receiving a blowjob, although sometimes he gets a little shy and blushes at first. But once you get going, he’ll forget about that embarrassment.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s in-between. Usually it’s not too fast, but not too slow. It just depends on the situation. If both of you are really hot for each other, or he’s jealous, he will pound into you roughly. It’s a little more rare when he takes it slow.
So even though it’s in-between, if you give him a choice of fast or slow, he’ll choose fast almost every time.

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’s fine with quickies. You turn him on so easily that he has to be okay with them, lol. And making love to you is important to him so he’ll take what he can get, even if it’s only 5 minutes.

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

More risky than one might think. He’ll get it on with you in a bathroom, in a closet, even in a boutique’s dressing room! Soryu is totally down for taking a risk.

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Soryu’s strong, he definitely has high levels of stamina and endurance. So he can literally go all night. Almost doesn’t need any breaks. If one session is particularly….exhausting, lol, he’ll want to pause and catch his breath. And he’ll want you to do the same.

T - Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He’s too embarrassed. He doesn’t like to look at them, or use them. In fact, he wouldn’t be able to figure out how most of them work poor innocent baby hehe. He just wants to spare you both the embarrassment and do all the work himself.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He not that much of a teaser. He might slip in a line or two, along he lines of, “You’re getting pretty loud” or “I think I love you most when you’re naked.” But he’s not nearly as bad as Eisuke or Ota. He just does it to bring a light blush to your cheeks, but that’s about it. He doesn’t want you to feel self-conscious when making love with him.

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Almost no sound at all. He just pants really hard. If it’s particularly intense, he’ll allow himself one or two grunts that rumble deep in the throat.

W - Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

There was a very brief time before Soryu met you that a few of the Ice Dragons started to question their boss’ sexuality. Because he never showed interest in women or men. Some suspected he was bi, others thought gay. But once you two became a couple, it was very clear where his preference lies.

X - X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

7 ½ inches. Decent girth. He’s a little bit of a bigger dude, broad and muscular, so naturally his dick is a little bigger/thicker than average, too.

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s basically in a perpetual state of craving you, lol. You’re just so beautiful and wonderful to him, he always wants you. So his sex drive is pretty high. If he wanted, and if you let him, he would bang you like every other day. The only reason it’s not every single day is because he doesn’t want to tire you out too much.

Z - ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Most of the time, he’ll stay awake and talk with you a little, but if he’s tired, he’ll pass right out, lol. I would say maybe 30 minutes would pass after lovemaking before he decided you both should get some rest.

[170625] Kihyun’s Mention Party

@OfficialMonstaX: [#기현] 몬베베들 모여라!!!
[#Kihyun] Monbebe assemble!!!
(fan: I appeared because a handsome oppa appeared hehehehehehe)
[#기현] 아이구 착하다ㅎㅎ
[#Kihyun] Aigo, you did good hehe
(fan: Too hot !!!!!! I’m dying!!!!!)
[#기현] 안돼!!!!!! 얼른 그늘을 찾아서 들어가랏
[#Kihyun] No!!!!!! Hurry and come on into the shade
(fan: Oppa hello!)
[#기현] 안녕~
[#Kihyun] Hello~
(fan: Oppa, are you having a mention party right now?)
[#기현] 정답입니다~!
[#Kihyun] Correct~!
(fan: Oppa… I’m at work sneaking this and I’m dying… why are you doing this now ㅠㅠㅠㅜ)
[#기현] 어…. 그럼 다음에 올까요…
[#Kihyun] Oh…. I’ll come next time…
(fan: Ah, I really love you a lot~)
[#기현]아, 나도 사랑합니다~
[#Kihyun] Ah, I love you too~

(fan: Ah! Please don’t go!!!! Please don’t go ㅠㅠㅠ)
[#Kihyun] kkkk I’m won’t go I won’t go
(fan: Where to go!!!!! ㅠㅜㅜ Please recommend a lunch!!!)
[#기현] 점심은 깐풍기
[#Kihyun] Lunch break
(fan: Hello! (fan wrote こんにちわ))
[#기현] 곤니찌와!!
[#Kihyun] Hello! (Kihyun wrote こんにちわ in Korean)
(fan: Was I really not seen?)
[#기현] 보였어요보였어요
[#Kihyun] I saw I saw
(fan: Yoo Kihyun’s abs achieved.. Amazing)
[#기현] 어떻게 하다 보니까….
[#Kihyun] How is it seeing it…
(fan: Brazil loves you! Please greet Brazil Monbebe)
[#기현] 브라질 몬베베 안녕!!
[#Kihyun] Brazil Monbebe hello!!
(fan: Oppa, what did you eat to be so handsome????? Perhaps it was my love?)
[#기현] 그렇지…❤️
[#Kihyun] Of course… ♡
(fan: How about Indonesia? When will you come???)
[#기현] 곧 가요!!️
[#Kihyun] We’ll come soon!!
(fan: Kihyun-ah ! ! Look here ! !)
[#기현] 저 미남은 누구신가️
[#Kihyun] Who is this handsome person I am looking at?
(fan: Kihyun oppa did you eat yet? Let’s go eat meet together kkkkkkkkkkkkkk)
[#기현] 나도 고기 먹고싶다…️
[#Kihyun] I also want to eat meat…
(fan: Ah.. the chances of this getting read are low… Oppa, I love you a lot! SHINE FOREVER first win, waiting!! )
[#기현] 그 확률안에서 찾았다ㅎ 화이팅!!️
[#Kihyun] It’s by chance that I found this heh hwaiting!!
(fan: Oppa! I love you ~~~~ I really love you..♡ )
[#기현] ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 창균이 사진이 나를 이끌었다… 나도❤️️
[#Kihyun] kkkkkkk Changkyunie’s photo led me here… I also♡
(fan: Then I’ll lead Kihyun oppa here without photos)
[#기현] 당첨!!! 내 마지막 멘션입니다! 이제 나는 사후녹화 준비하러 가요!! 안녕!!❤️️
[#Kihyun] Congratulations!!! My last mention! Now I’m going to post-recording!! Bye!!
trans by fy-kihyun ✧ please take out with full credit.

Third Time's the Charm

For the anon who wanted overstimulation and edging. Sorry I didn’t do too much edging for Dan, I edged Phil a few times, but you know.

Word count: 1.9k+

Genre: sin, smut, very small amount of fluff to make up for the fluff overload in my last work lol.

Tags/Warnings: praise kink, dan calls Phil master/sir, no daddy kink, bondage(light), overstimulation, edging, dan cums three times and I really love the title of this, Phil has the mouth of a sex god, riding, rimming (ass eating hehe, ball sucking, handjob, blowjob, vibrator, it starts kinda domestic, mention of 18 year old dan, they love each other, established relationship, I love consent, Dan’s a minx, panties, cock rings, teasing maybe not really though, cum inside, bareback, consensual unprotected sex, nothing really else, someone please give me more ways to say “hole” I’m???


Dan stood in their kitchen, humming to the radio in the corner blasting some new pop hit, when Phil came up from behind him. His lips pressed soft, open mouthed kisses to Dan’s neck just below his ear, before he whispered, “Do you think you can cum three times in a row?” Dan’s hands shook and he put the plate he was washing down in the sink, turning around in Phil’s arms to face him.

“I don’t know. I’ve only ever cum twice in a row. Why?” He replied, curious as to where Phil was going with this.

Phil leaned in to nibble Dan’s earlobe between his teeth, growling and pushing himself closer to Dan, connecting their hips for just a moment, before pulling away completely, drawing a whine from Dan at the loss of contact. “‘Cause, I’m gonna get you to cum three times in a row tonight if it’s the last thing I do.” Releasing Dan from his grip, he turned and walked out of the kitchen, leaving Dan with wobbly knees, leaning against the counter until he composed himself.

That night a little after dinner, Dan and Phil were cuddled on the couch when Dan remembered what Phil had said to him that morning. With a smirk and a stirring in his crotch, he pulled himself into Phil’s lap, “What was it that you promised me, sir?”

Phil hummed, “Go to the bedroom, strip, stretch yourself, I’ll be there in fifteen minutes. Be in position.”

“Yes, sir.” He hopped off Phil’s lap, walking quickly, head bowed submissively to the ground, to the bedroom.

Phil growled watching his ass in those fucking lacey panties Dan liked to wear around the house, jiggling obscenely. “Fucking hell,” he whispered to himself, standing up and going to their storage room, where he’d put the supplies necessary for tonight in a box. He’d been planning this for a while.

After finding and retrieving the items, he looked at his phone seeing that 8 minutes had passed.

He went back to the living room, sitting down and keeping an eye on the wall clock, hearing Dan’s whorish moans floating down the hall to his ears, making his cock twitch in its confines. When the time had run up, and it’d been quiet in the bedroom for a minute, Phil stood, walking quietly to the door, opening it to find Dan on his knees, head bowed and hands clasped behind his back.

“Up on the bed, come on now. You look so good for me, did you stretch enough?”

“Yes, sir.”

“My good boy, hmm?” Phil lifted his hand to Dan’s cheek, looking at him all spread open for him, “Fucking delectable, Christ Dan, i’m gonna fuck you till you can’t walk.” Dan mewled, nuzzling his face into Phil’s hand, his own hands were twitching, wanting to touch; himself, Phil, anything.

Phil pulled back, stripping himself and grabbing the box that he’d set on the bedside table with one hand, the other wrapped around his lust heavy cock, eyes drinking up the breathtaking picture of Dan, so vulnerable for him, surrendering to whatever Phil wanted to do to him. My god was the list of things Phil wanted to do to Dan was impressively long.

Phil took his eyes off Dan, pulling the rope from the small box, smirking when he saw Dan shiver in his peripheral vision, he quirked an eyebrow at Dan, “Ok?” Dan nodded eagerly, body covered in chills, “Use your works, Daniel.”

Phil’s stern, demanding voice caused Dan’s hips to involuntarily buck, “Yes, master.”

“That’s better.” Silently, Phil unpackaged the rope, walking to the side of the bed and softly grabbing Dan’s wrist, tying it carefully and securely to the headboard, repeating this process with the other arm. “You look so good like this.” He stared for a moment in appreciation. Shaking his head, he spoke, “How do you feel, Dan? Anything too tight?” He made sure to talk softly, knowing from the fogged over look in Dan’s eyes that he was in subspace already.

“No, master. Feel so good.” Phil knew Dan loved having control taken away from him completely in the bedroom, that’s what gave him this idea, tonight’s activities give Phil full and complete control over Dan; his orgasms, his pleasure, and his body.

“Good boy.” Turning around Phil grabbed the small remote controlled virbrator from the box, carefully unpackaging it and coating it in lube, he climbed onto the bed tapping Dan’s thigh so Dan would spread them open. Pushing the vibrator inside Dan, he watched as his hole welcomed the toy, nearly sucking it inside before closing behind it when the toy had fully sunken inside. They both groaned in unison, Dan cock was already leaking as Phil switched the toy on to its lowest setting. He slipped a finger into Dan, adjusting the toy in the direction of Dan’s g-spot, he knew he’d found it before Dan even made a sound, sometimes it was like he knew Dan’s body better than his own.

Crawling off the bed, Phil reached into the box again and pulled out a cockring, slipping it onto himself before joining Dan again, and beginning to pump his cock, watching Dan squirm. It only took Dan around ten minutes before his hips were stuttering in the air, eyes glossy, cum stringing onto his chest. Phil wasn’t angry at him for cumming, Dan knew Phil let him cum when he wanted unless he was told specifically not to, but he wasn’t done with Dan yet.

Smiling softly, he switched to vibrator off, watching as Dan’s body immediately went lax, Phil didn’t waste time in slowly crawling up Dan’s body, planting wet kisses here and there as he went, before reaching his lips and kissing him sweetly for a few moments. “How do you feel, sugar?”

Dan’s eyes flickered open, breath leaving his mouth in soft, warm pants, “Good, sir.”

“That’s my boy.” Phil began to slither his way back down to Dan’s softening cock, still twitching from his recent orgasm. He grasped is firmly, tugging on it with intent, listening to Dan’s already overstimulated driven whimpers.

Phil’s hand returned to his own cock and before long Dan’s hips were bucking off the bed, but Phil put weight against them and shot Dan a look that got him to try and keep himself as still as he could. To show his satisfaction with how good Dan’s been, Phil moved his head to nuzzle his face just above where his hand was still tugging Dan’s cock, kissing down till his lips reached Dan’s clean shaven balls. His eyes looked up to watch Dan helplessly tug at his restraints, hair stuck to his damp, reddened face.

Returning his full attention to the task at hand, or rather, mouth, Phil sucked one of Dan’s balls into his mouth, hand still working his length, and began using his tongue to twirl around the testicle, he could feel it pulsing inside his mouth. With one last suck, he released Dan’s ball from his mouth, and began licking his way past Dan’s perineum, letting his tongue find Dan’s hot, wet hole. The tight ring of muscle twitched delightfully around Phil’s prodding tongue, causing Phil to release his member in fear of an empty orgasm. Phil began to eat Dan out in earnest, licking inside of him, he suctioned his mouth around Dan’s entrance, tongue fucking him at the same time.

All this pushed Dan over the edge, Phil had gotten so lost in his task that he’d almost missed it, but he could feel it, Dan clenched around his tongue, body shaking with his release, legs flailing for just a moment. When Phil was sure he’d worked Dan through his orgasm, he looked up to see Dan, tears streaming down his face, chest red and blotchy, eyelashes clinging to his cheeks, and extracted himself from Dan, reaching up to untie Dan’s wrist, they were red and scratched up from all the tugging Dan and done, in vain might Phil add, letting his hands drop onto the bed.

Phil was surprised when he heard Dan’s airy, bubbly laugh from beneath him. He looked down at Dan, “What’s so funny?”

“You’re just so fucking good with that mouth of yours. I swear you just gave me the most intense orgasm of my life to date.

Phil laughed, “I’m glad to hear it. You all good?”

“Yes, sir. You’re still gonna make me cum a third time, aren’t you?” Dan smirked.

“Can you handle it?” Phil reached his hands towards Dan’s face, letting his finger swipe up a tear from his cheek, “Looks like you’ve really hit your breaking point, my love.”

Hastily, Dan shook his head, “No, master. Please, please I want it.” Phil chuckled.

“Well if you want it that bad, come and get it.” Phil was laying on his back, hand toying with his own length, when Dan realized Phil wanted him to ride himself on Phil’s cock till he came.

Dan scrambled onto Phil’s hips, cock already semi hard again, Phil could swear Dan had superpowers, what with his having the same libedo of the 18 year old Dan Phil had met on the internet all those years ago. Without hesitation, Dan lifted himself up on shaky thighs, gripping Phil’s cock to stand it straight up, and sunk himself down to the base of Phil’s cock.

Phil nearly choked with the amount of air that rushed out of him, “Oh fucking hell, Dan, you’re hole is so fucking good on my cock.”

Dan whined at the praise, lifting himself up till only the red, plump head of Phil’s cock breached his suckling canal, before slamming himself back down, ripping an inhumane sound from Phil. He bounced with intent, back arching to make Phil’s thick shaft hit that lovely spot inside himself, before his thighs felt like jello, and he collapsed forward onto Phil’s slick chest.

Without missing a beat, Phil fixed his hips in the right position, fucking into Dan with a ferocity he didn’t know he possessed until just now. When Phil heard Dan’s breathing accelerate, moans becoming whimpers, hands gripping his biceps menacingly, he quickly slipped out of Dan, pulled the cock ring off, and pushed himself back inside of Dan, hands gripping a handful of Dan’s and pulling them apart to gain some leverage to fuck into Dan’s tightness. After a few thrusts, Phil felt Dan let go, barely anything spurting from his inflamed, overstimulated cock, a cry leaving his lips. Dan’s clenching muscle, sent him over the edge, but his hips wouldn’t bother to stop their wild thrusts, body unwinding from holding onto his orgasm for so long.

Eventually, Phil’s hips stuttered to a stop, lungs burning, he pulled out, his length coated in his own cum as well as Dan’s juices.

Neither of the two felt the need to move from where they were, Phil cradling an extremely pliant Dan to his chest. Dan nuzzled into Phil’s chest, “I guess you can make me cum three times in a row after all.” Dan’s words were heavy, whispered into Phil’s ear, with a tiny hint of amusement behind his tone, but mostly just awe.

Phil hummed, “I guess you really could handle it.”

Lazy, open mouthed missed placed on the nearest body part of the other were the silent ‘I love you’ before they both fell into the longest and deepest slumber of their lives.

If only their neighbors felt that good about their sleep.


Please send me prompts and nice messages and yeah that’s all :) tell me what you thought, hopefully you liked. :)))))

The lovely @curidream sent me Jealousy Chapter 7 earlier. I just looked through it and OMG I love it!!!
Chapter 6 is in the making. Due to a misunderstanding between me and my precious cleaner, there will be a little delay ^^’ But it’s translated and my typesetter Nhiii is fast hehe <3
My translator Sarah already got it and will start working on it soon. I’m gonna clean it as soon as possible. 
Just so you know, Jealousy is in progress. But it’s really text heavy and decent translation and proofreading takes time too. So please be patient ^^
Thank you for understanding <3



cuteyongs  asked:

heyy!! i followed you recently, and i really love your work! i wanted to request an nct 127 reaction to you stealing their food, like leftovers they had in the fridge and wanted to eat later hehe

okay listen up buddy boy your work is like 483994389429483092x better than mine but lets talk about that later ajhfnajwkfkwa

Taeil: i highkey don’t think he’d care that much honestly. if you offered to buy him more food, he’d probably say yes just to make you feel good. he didn’t want you to feel too bad about eating his food (fml his smile makes my days brighter)

Originally posted by nakamotens

Johnny: like taeil, i feel like johnny wouldn’t care too much, but he’d still try to crack a joke or two.

“after all i’ve done for you, y/n. why would you betray me like this. why.”

Originally posted by ceceliajsy

Taeyong: he’d be kind of annoyed, but he’d try to keep calm as he didn’t want to make you feel bad. you two would definitely go out to eat after he found out.

Originally posted by jaehoneytoast

Yuta: basically like johnny; jokingly salty.

“…bitch the fuck? who gave you permission to touch my food? lmao you better bibbity boppity back the fuck up”

Originally posted by jhopety


“really? i was going to eat that you little rat…let’s fight”

Originally posted by neotechs

Jaehyun: he’s salty on the inside but happy on the outside. he’ll probably lowkey roast up on you, but hide it with his beautiful gorgeous amazing one of a kind dimples :,)

Originally posted by neotechs

WinWin: once again, (omg listen to once again by nct 127 its great!) he’d hide his annoyance with a sweet little smile. if you continued to steal his food he’d without a doubt attack you, this is a one time thing

Originally posted by 1aeyong

Mark: i don’t think he’d be annoyed really, i think he’d just laugh it off and call it cute. like taeyong, you two would probably get food together afterwards

Originally posted by happybirthdaymarklee

Haechan: an actual representation of him fighting you ??? why would you take his food omg that’s so disrespectful. put yourself in his shoes. he’s been practicing new songs, ready for this fucking comeback and the whole day he’s thinking about his delicious leftovers. he comes home and they’re just gone. he’s gonna attackkkkkk

Originally posted by dovounq

guys i kinda fell in love with nct :////////

reaction requests are open for; seventeen, 2ne1, exo(o12), bts, blackpink, twice, pristin, and nct (all units)

anonymous asked:

Hey emma.. absolutely love you.. what tips do you have to fight social media or gadget addiction?

Awhhhh, I love you too hehe!! Here are some things I do:

  • create two accounts on your laptop - one for studying/working, and one for personal! I don’t have any social media logged in on my uni account so I can’t just check a site for a minute because I’m bored. I have two-factor authentication on some accounts like Facebook so it takes a while to get online. By the time, I’ve loaded it I’ve loaded the site and thought how much of a hassle it is to sign in, I have generally given up and thought it isn’t worth it. It also means I don’t have notifications popping up to distract me.
  • let my phone die - when it is at like 5% I just can’t use it, so it keeps me off it. Sometimes it is nice to just take time out of even looking at it. I’ll just leave it without much charge and try to get on with my day.
  • use applications so my phone is doing something - I’ve found that having my phone functioning whilst studying is best. If it’s just sitting there or out the way, I’ll be thinking about it. I’m one of those people that likes to have their phone in view constantly so allowing it to be doing something productive helps me. Currently, use an app called Forest. It gamifies and rewards my time with a little tree. If I use my phone, it will die! It really helps me to stay focused. I’ll see that I’ve got 5 minutes left of that study period and I’ll think “okay, it’s just another 5 minutes..keep going!”. You can also add other people so it is quite motivating to see them working (add me at emmastudiesblog@gmail.com!)
  • alternative applications - for your computer, there are apps that block websites. Forest as a Chrome and Mac extension but apps like RescueTime, StayFocusd can stop you going on Tumblr. I have a post on productivity apps here including paid and free for iOS, Android and Mac. You can also check out these Google chrome extensions for productivity!
  • time-lapse myself - if I don’t use Forest, I will sometimes timelapse myself. I find it so cool to be able to watch it back and see everything I’ve written or typed in a quick video. I love sharing them on my blogs too so it’s great! I don’t want to stop recording so I’ll just stay off my phone! It is also great because I stay focused. I don’t want to be seen using Tumblr for 10 minutes, so I’ll tend to stay off it and save that for my breaks.

Hope this helps xx

Prince Jeno

Request: Prince jeno would be such a great au and I think you’d be great at writing it so that is my request

A/N: thank you for having such high hopes in me im sjdkdn

  • okay but im really bad at prince au’s and im shookt that y'all are actually requesting for more??
  • my second post of jeno for his birthday!
  • i hope i don’t ruin it with my bad writing oh my
  • okay i’ll try my best to make this as entertaining as possible
  • let’s go

  • so, your father works as a driver for the royal family

  • your mom, one of the cooks in the castle
  • and both of them are well loved by the family
  • and has been there ever since jeno was born
  • your mom even helped take care and look after jeno for a period of time because the king and queen trusts her that much
  • they even offered them to stay in the castle, together with you
  • and they had no choice but to agree
  • which is why you met jeno when y'all were like 5/6
  • he was already really attractive at that time
  • but your mom always told you, “he’s the prince!! remember to respect him”
  • which is why you tried not to have feelings for him
  • which failed in the end anyways
  • really kind and innocent!!
  • as a kid he loved playing so he’d always go up to you and play
  • you remember how he’d always knock on the room of your door
  • “y/n!! want to come play with me?”
  • “mother said that i can go the garden with you!”
  • “me?”
  • “yes! come on, let’s go”
  • and he already had his eyesmiles™ and cute little smile which always made you so happy
  • eventually y'all got closer, and became bestfriends
  • as you grew older you start to realise how wonderful it is because
  • you’re best friends with a prince???
  • such a good looking one to be exact??
  • but jeno has never seen himself as someone who is of ‘high authority’ just because of his status as a prince
  • so he’s really casual and laidback
  • you even forget that he’s the prince at times
  • except when he gets all serious and mature, during discussions involving the country
  • or when he needs to represent the queen at meetings or occasions
  • and it’s all when he looks most attractive
  • loves adventure a lot!!
  • so he drags you along to go visit the woods & forests or town
  • “sometimes it gets really hard being a prince, it’s tiring”
  • “aw jeno, i know. but everyone loves you though!!”
  • “haha yeah, but i need a break sometimes”
  • “-and i’m thankful for you, thank you for being my best friend ever since we were young”
  • “not a problem at all, my majesty”
  • “stop that haha”
  • “hope that made you feel better, i’m thankful for you too”
  • prince haechan and mark often comes over to hang out with y'all
  • and for some reason haechan would always tease the both of you
  • “hey y/n, ever thought of becoming the next princess?”
  • “perhaps.. princess lee?”
  • and you’re just blushing there, confused
  • “haechan, don’t tease her”
  • “aw someone’s protective”
  • and you turn over to see a blushing jeno too
  • until one day he drags you out for another exploring session
  • into a small little park/forest
  • and he takes a deep breath
  • “you know how haechan always says those things? it’s true”
  • “what-?”
  • “i mean, would you like to be my princess?”
  • “i’ve had feelings for you for a long time now”
  • and you’re literally shaking and too shocked and happy to say anything
  • “i like you too jeno but-”
  • “but?”
  • “idk if this will work out, i mean you’re such an important figure and im just-”
  • “don’t say that! i’m sure we’ll be happy”
  • “what’s more, father said he’d support us”
  • “you asked the king? oh my”
  • “yes!! hehe so, are we together now?”
  • “yes i can’t believe this”
  • and when y'all go back to the castle,
  • your parents are just shookt and speechless to say anything
  • but they’re happy for you too
  • same for the king and queen
  • they had always knew jeno had feelings for you
  • and they both love you a lot so!!
  • tries his best not to show too much skinship in front the guards and servants
  • but at times
  • he’d lowkey give you a peck on the cheek
  • and also slip his arm around your waist
  • probably loves riding on the horse with you,
  • going on small little rides down the town or around the castle- honestly he’s more like a friend than a prince?
  • he’s really kind-hearted and sweet too
  • which is why almost everybody loves him
  • one time he was in the town just waking around casually
  • he gave up his sweater for an old lady, and even offered to help her things
  • which gained quite a lot of attention because everyone’s all like
  • “look at how kind the prince is!!”
  • “prince jeno, thank you for your kindness”
  • “bless you, my child”
  • and all that
  • which is also one of the reasons why you love him
  • he’s just great as a person
  • i’ll stop here ahh
  • this is so short im sorry!!


gttk0000  the 8th anniversary of legendary singer AJ hehe Thank you to many people who congratulated me!! Being placed first too makes me feel really really good and it’s such a commemorative day!!!! I’m happy because of all of you, thank you!!!! ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

Got7′s Jackson commented:

jacksonwang852g7 I started dancing because of AJ, hyung…. 😔 I'ts been 8 years huh ㅠㅠ ❤️ 

Kikwang replied:

gttk0000 Thank you always Jackson ^__^~~ Hyung will work even harder!!!! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

tr. by haetbitmark


170714 Leeteuk’s IG and Twitter update for Donghae

xxteukxx : donghaeya congrat son your discharge!! ^^ sorry for not being able to go TT i will do sm town and come back you are finally coming back my world really became stronger you’ve worked hard i love you fish ^^

anonymous asked:

Hey! Congrats on 1k!!! Can I request MC coming out as ace to the RFA + V and Saeran?? I love the fact that you HC Saeran as ace it hurts my gay ass lil heart okay,,,,tysm!!! <3

wow, isn’t this late ^^;;; not to mention all the others;; thank you, still! and awww yes, that poor baby bean~ 

hope you like it!


  • aw man rip zen - it was..sort of embarrassing
  • because mc is totally asexual, but they were totally fine with kisses and little light touches
  • which was all the two of them really did, until that one night
  • see, zen was getting a bit Handsy and mc could tell this time he was slowly nudging them to take it farther
  • they pulled away from their kiss and shook their head. “I-I’m sorry, I just’”
  • “no, that was totally my fault. I should’ve asked if you were ready-” zen said, but they cut him off
  • “actually…that’s too far for me. It’s…out of the question, really..” 
  • zen looked at mc, kind of confused. they sighed and kissed his nose.
  • “I’m asexual, zenny.” they said, his eyes widening
  • “oh my god I’m so sorry, mc!” he started apologizing, thinking he even forced them into kissing him all those times
  • until mc put their hands on his shoulders and makes him look at them
  • “you didn’t force me to do anything, love. I should’ve told you earlier..” mc said. “no. we should’ve talked about it earlier. boundaries, what you’re comfortable with, all that.” 
  • mc smiled, “let’s talk about that, then. we can figure it out together” 


  • mc was preparing to tell him, really
  • and with this opportunity, it was honestly the perfect timing
  • yoosung came home from class, a little bi flag painted on his cheek
  • “mc! how was your day?” they giggled at him, “not as fun as yours, it looks like”
  • there was an event at his school that talked about the spectrum
  • “I feel like I learned a lot more from it. There were some I hadn’t heard of yet, too.” “Oh? Like what?” 
  • “the one that sticks out to me the most is asexual. I haven’t heard much about it before” 
  • *record scratch* *freeze frame* this was mc’s chance to gauge his reaction 
  • “ah, I’ve heard of that…what do you think about it?” “I think it’s totally fine with me. some people got really mad about it, but I don’t see why? There are other ways to show love” 
  • ok, mc. that’s it. it should be fine. just tell him
  • “that’s great, sweetie. oh, and can I tell you something?” 
  • “of course, mc” “im asexual”
  • he wasn’t even phased. “ah, alright hun.” and he takes their hand “we can figure out all the ways to show love to someone together”


  • it wasn’t much of a big deal with jaehee, though it was quite a bit into the relationship
  • and honestly, it was brought up because she wanted to talk with mc about boundaries
  • they were eating dinner, after the usual “how was the cafe going” talk
  • “mc..I understand if you find it improper of me to bring this up at dinner, but…I thought - maybe after - we should discuss our boundaries, you know? I heard it was important to have this talk-”
  • mc chuckled, making jaehee blush, but they explained quickly.
  • “It’s not a problem at all, I just- I thought that it might be more of a problem since I…don’t really want to..do that sort of stuff”
  • which honestly, didn’t help much, since it only made jaehee blush more and start apologizing
  • “I didn’t mean for it to sound like that! I just want to know what you’re comfortable with because you know I have my limits and-”
  • “No no no, don’t apologize, hun!” MC said before sighing. “I’m asexual, jaehee. It was out of habit that I found that kind of funny because I don’t-”
  • Jaehee cut them off now, “MC, it is totally fine! I thought…ah, it doesn’t matter. I’m glad you trust me that much.” 
  • she took their hand and leaned over to kiss their cheek. “how about instead of that talk, we talk about what’s for dessert?”


  • ok so you know how sometimes he has his “dirty thoughts you probably shouldn’t say out loud but does anyways” moments? 
  • and they don’t sound real dirty but you know they are?
  • mc had to tell him. they just had to. 
  • if they didn’t, it would really make things weird
  • they were just kind of..scared. 
  • what if he didn’t like them anymore? what if..what if he thinks something is wrong with them? 
  • mc had come out to others, slowly and with certain people, but they’ve had those experiences before
  • so they had good reason to be nervous
  • it happened one night, the two of them laying in bed and staring at the ceiling 
  • they were really just relaxing and talking about anything and everything
  • and then Jumin brought up the topic of kids 
  • mc could feel the slight shift in atmosphere
  • they should tell him. they needed to tell him
  • “-but we can have children whenever you’re ready, my love”
  • “actually..there’s something I need to tell you, dear.” he looked down at mc
  • “would it be possible..if we adopt or something? It’s not that I don’t want to have children or anything, I’m just- I’m asexual, dear.”
  • it took a moment for him to process, but he was nonchalant. “of course we can adopt, my love. and don’t worry about a thing. I wouldn’t pressure you for something you’re not comfortable with. besides, I still get to hold you like this” 

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • saeyoung already knew, really. 
  • there were pictures of them at Pride holding up an asexual flag
  • and he had no problems with it, obviously
  • how mc found out he knew was through a phone call
  • “I know everything about you, mc~” “everything? I doubt that.” 
  • “well, of course not everything, there are things hackers can’t find, buuuuut~” “hm..do you know that I’m asexual?”
  • “that i did, actually. those pictures of Pride?” “oh, almost forgot about those. You really did your digging, huh?” “I just came across them. They’re good pictures.” “pft, shush. that’s flattery” “it’s working, though hehe”
  • “but anyways..you don’t mind? most people do…” “why would I mind? I’m proud that you’re open with it. And I support you 100%!” “but I wouldn’t want-” “and that is more than fine with me. gives me more time to build a rocketship”
  • “a rocketship?” “how else are we gonna spend our honeymoon?” 
  • mc looked into the camera, smiling and rolling their eyes. but there was a clear blush on their cheeks. “you’re a dork..”
  • saeyoung looked at the CCTV and laughed, but he was blushing too. “I’m your dork, MC. I love you.” “I love you too”

v / jihyun

  • jihyun and mc had this secret sharing..event, per say
  • they would share one secret every week. it helped jihyun get out everything he never got to
  • and it also helped mc
  • neither of them ever spoke about the secrets they shared after - unless it was something to speak about or it involved others
  • most of them were really just old memories
  • but mc had a big one for this week
  • they were saving it since they got into this relationship, waiting for the right time
  • and they knew jihyun wouldn’t judge them. so it was time
  • jihyun went first that night, talking about a time where he accidentally burned one of jumin’s ties….and blamed it on elizabeth
  • the two of them laughed for a while, but it was something harmless. 
  • “your turn, my angel.” mc smiled at his nickname for them
  • “well, okay. I’m asexual, jihyun.” they closed their eyes, which felt silly. they knew he wouldn’t hurt them or degrade them…but the couldn’t help it
  • jihyun smiled when he saw them, scooted closer, and gently kissed their forehead
  • “I’m honored to know this secret of yours. And I intend to keep it for the rest of my days..” mc looked at him, shaking their head with a smile. “you’re so cheesy..” “I haven’t even started with cheesy, angel. my number one angel. my….ace angel~” “jihyun!”


  • mc actually helped him find out that he was ace too 
  • because for some reason, he was nervous at the thought of…doing that - even with mc
  • who he liked, obviously, but still…wasn’t he supposed to..want to do that? with someone he liked?
  • he was worried he was going to disappoint them
  • but they didn’t seem concerned about that either…
  • after a while, he convinced himself to tell them
  • they were reading, the two of them on the roof of the bunker. 
  • “hey, mc?” “hm?” “this might be weird, but…do you think..sex is necessary in a relationship?”
  • mc put their book down, looking at him confused. “why do you ask?” “you just see it everywhere. I was just wondering if you think it’s important”
  • sure saeran, sure
  • they smiled and moved closer to him. “no, I don’t.” he looked at them, eyes wide - almost in relief. “you don’t?”
  • “no..I’m actually asexual, saeran. I think love isn’t only expressed by sex. I don’t even want to have it.”
  • “asexual?” “oh, it’s…it’s a spectrum, but it’s basically not being sexually attracted to anyone. You have romantic feelings for a person, but just..you don’t want sex.”
  • saeran honestly stared at them for like over a minute
  • “uh..saeran?” “I think…I think I’m asexual too..”
  • mc smiled at him, kissing their fingers before pressing their fingers to his cheek. “that’s totally fine, babe. like I said, there are other ways of expressing love.”
  • “..I like what you did there.” they both smiled. “let’s do that, then.”

All  six lovelies, still I love Dirk most hehe ! -\(*’ー’*)/

Still next time might get busy with work…

but I’m planning to try The Rowdy3, Estevez &  Zimmerfield next time once I’m free.

33 days left until Season2  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)