i wonder when you all will get sick of these bed selfies

BTS LETTERS TO EACH OTHER:

Suga to Jin: 

“ To Jinjinjara/Seok-jin!! It’s your eternal roommate, Suga. I can’t believe it’s been 7 years since we’ve known each other. Remember when I first met you? You seemed so well-behaved and kind and you seem so bright and cheerful these days, which amazes me. I believe that being together with us has brought about that change? It seems like yesterday when you were concerned and not confident on stage but when I see you on stage these days, I realize how well you sing. It’s the result of your hard effort for a long period of time. I’ve watched you for a long time. It was touching to see you try to do better at something that you weren’t good at. I felt that I had a lot to learn from you. Let’s be together for a long time. P.S: But I wish you’d act your age”.

Jin to Jungkook: 

“ To Jk, Hi, JK. It’s me. I’m always appreciative of what you do. Thank you for having the same mental age as I do, when I am 26 years old. While traveling with you, I was reminded once again of how strong your punches are. I’ll do better, so please don’t hit me. I think your face got a lot darker during this trip. As the older guy, I’ll give you a facial mask when we go back to Korea. Soothe your skin with it, and also soothe yourself and stop lying on my bed. You keep lying on my bed and taking selfies. You may have gotten a tan in Hawaii, but I will throw you into a fire pit in Korea. Of course, that fire pit is my heart.  Come and be embraced in my big heart. Thank you for being the teacher and the energy of the team. Jungkook, you are nice, good looking, strong, have a  good body, have big eyes, sings and dances well. I love you”.

Jungkook to Rap Monster: 

“To Namjoon, Hey. This is the youngest of the team, Jungkook. I’m not good at writing letters so I don’t know where to start, but here I go. This is something that I always think about. I often get inspired, by the team. Although I’m inspired by all the members, I’m especially inspired by you. I have a lot of things that I wanna do but I never seem to stick to them for long. You guys always joke about that. But when that pattern was repeated, I felt that I have really become that kind of person. Whenever I see you working, talking about or working on music or speaking English, I develop this sense of confidence and passion. I know that things may be tough for you too, but please continue showing those things for me. I’ll keep following you from behind. You’re really an amazing person”.

Taehyung to Jimin: 

“To Jimin. Jimin, hi.  Writing you this sincere letter is making me cringe, but I’m trying to go on. Please understand. Since our trainee days, we came to Seoul without a clue.  We woke up, put on uniforms and attended the same school. We ate together, went to practice together, went to practice and got back to the dorm. Then we’d talk all night. After such 6 years, you’re now my dearest friend. Before our debut, you once got anxious about it. At that time, I had a company meeting. they asked me what I’d think if Jimin is on the team. I thought it over and said that you’re there when I’m up or down, the only one who laughed and cried with me. I said that I’d like such a good friend to debut with me as a team. It felt good to say that. And I’m glad that I was able to debut with you. All our good memories made me happy. And I’m sorry since I’m always on the receiving end. When I’m in the bathroom to cry, you still cry with me. And you come see me at dawn to laugh alongside me. You care about me and have me in your thoughts. You work hard for me and understand. You listen to my concerns and like me though I’m lacking. Let’s walk a road of happiness. Love you, buddy.

Rap Monster to Tae-Hyung: 

“Taehyung, my first letter goes to you. That gives me a mix of feelings. Like the peddles we’ve seen to our heart’s content in Hawaii, it’s hard to pick out what I want to say to you. like the open sea we’ve enjoyed, it may be because we go far back with many memories we share. I remember when I first met you. When you came with your father to our dorm with big eyes, busy legs, and your puckered lips, I knew at once.That you'be a rascal. I also remember how you were anxious before our debut. Your unique character and strangeness got me puzzled at times. so I wondered what aspect of yours helped you to bear everything at times. But as time went by and my hair started to grow out, I realized that even me, who I thought was the norm, is also a strange puzzling guy. And I was drawn by your uniqueness. And I was envious at times because you easily befriend people and everyone likes you. You have shown everyone that your strangeness is actually your unique charm. You might say this makes you cringe, but since you started out as a trainee, I want to say I’m grateful to you as a friend and older member.  Thanks for not being a farmer or playing the saxophone and coming to us to complete BTS. Let’s keep up the good work. Hand in there!”.

Jhope to Suga: 

“To my bro Suga from Jhope, Hey. It’s Hoseok. We’ve been together for 7  years, including our trainee days. When I was first at the dorm, I felt so awkward and shy. So I remained in the living room. Then you came over to talk and made me relax. I still can’t forget that moment. Coming from Gwangju, you were like my savior.  When I was sick or sad, you were always there for me. When I was tired and had it hard; you were there to give me strength. When I got seasick on Bon Voyage 2 and opened my eyes from sleep, the first person I saw was you. Though Jimin was also there. I didn’t say it then, but I really appreciate your help. As much as we’ve spent time together, I’m that much grateful to you. I’d like to say that with this letter at this time. Thanks for becoming a member of BTS. And thanks for being my big brother. I hope you’re always by my side. I love my bro!“.

Jimin to Jhope:

 “To Hoseok. I thought it would be easy because it’s not the first letter to you. But it’s not. I am nervous. Because we talk together a lot and I talk about my feelings to you, I guess you know well what I think or what I want to say. When I look at you, I have this thought: ‘He is really honest and faithful. He is a good and nice one”. I thought like this: “A person can be cool because he is honest and faithful”. I realized it thanks to you.  As a younger brother and a member of the same team, I learn a lot from you. You always take good care of us. you pay attention to us and work hard. I know. I want to say thank you, with all my heart. Thank you, brother! I hope you take care of yourself and stop worrying about us. My dear brother, whom I always am thankful, love you.“

By @mimibtsghost

AUs and Prompts List

So I just gathered some prompts and AUs that I really like. Take your pick!

 

  1. Imagine your OTP exchanging gifts for the first time during the holidays, maybe both a little nervous that the other won’t like their gift. It turns out that neither has any reason to be anxious; both love the other’s gift and kisses are exchanged along with each present.

  2. Imagine person A of your OTP relentlessly flirting with B in public, just to see B blush.

  3. Imagine your OTP studying together, and for every question answered right, somebody has to take off a piece of clothing.

  4. Imagine Person A keeps having nightmares about Person B. They don’t know what disturbs them more— how scary the dreams are, or how arousing they are.

  5. Person A has given up on love. Nope. Love is not for them. Forget that…. And then they meet person B and think; “Annnd this is the asshole who will ruin everything.”

  6. Imagine your OTP is wrestling over the remote.

  7. Imagine Person A of your OTP seeing Person B with bed hair for the first time, and being totally blown away by how cute/hot/etc. they look with their hair being a huge mess. Bonus: if Person A gets flustered when Person B pokes fun at them for liking it.

  8. Imagine your OTP intertwining their fingers together while they’re in bed.

  9. Imagine your OTP have a morning class together and person A always walks in late and has obviously just woken up and person B thinks that the grumpy person who sits in front of him is the cutest thing ever.

  10. Person A leaving thigh hickeys on person B.

  11. Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight. 

  12. Imagine your OTP getting in a fight and one of them yelling that they love the other one and then it gets really quiet.
  13. Imagine person A of your OTP scaring person B (during Halloween) on accident so badly that they cry.

  14. Imagine your OTP cuddling under a blanket on a cold winter night. Person A gently wrapping their arms around Person B and lightly kissing down their neck making Person B shiver from something other than the cold outside.

  15. Imagine your OTP running into each other under the mistletoe. Person A blushes and goes to suggest that they don’t have to kiss but Person B cuts them off with a kiss.

  16. Imagine person A of your OTP wearing person B’s clothes.

  17. Imagine person A walking out of the bathroom after a shower, half-naked and wreathed in steam, and B immediately dropping whatever they were holding. Bonus if it’s an animal which gives them the stink eye before slinking away.

  18. Imagine your OTP as teachers at the same school who are always flirting and have their students shipping them without realizing it.

  19. Imagine person A of your OTP coming home from the gym all sweaty. Person B sees this and gets instantly turned on.

  20. Imagine your OTP moving in together. They’re unpacking each other’s boxes when they find, ah, interesting things they didn’t know the other person owned.

  21. Imagine your OTP finding fanfic of each other, either separately or together. Alternately, imagine Person A writing fanfic of them and Person B finding it/finding out about it, or they both write it and find each other’s.

  22. Imagine your OTP waking up at the same time for a midnight snack and Person B scares Person A on accident.

  23. Imagine your OTP living together. The air conditioner breaks during the hottest week of summer and your OTP has to figure out how to stay cool. Alternately, the heating breaks during the coldest week of winter and your OTP has to figure out how to stay warm.

  24. Imagine your OTP not having enough blankets for both of them and sharing. It takes some doing, but they settle comfortably into each other’s arms and fall asleep listening to each other’s heartbeat, smelling their hair, feeling the rise and fall of their breath. The next morning, they’re still in the same position.

  25. Imagine your OTP living in a dorm. Person A thinks that person B is kinda cute, but otherwise doesn’t feel much for them. Person A goes to borrow a textbook from person B and walks in on person B in their pajamas with their hair all messed up and person A thinks it’s the cutest thing ever.

  26. Imagine person B of your otp uses person A as a pillow.

  27. Imagine person A of your otp goes to a bookstore and spends hours just looking at books and person B sees them and falls in love with how passionate they are and how geeky they are.

  28. Imagine person A of your otp is reading a book late at night and person B can’t sleep so they ask person A to read to them so person A starts reading out loud and a few minutes later person B is completely knocked out and person A gives them a kiss on their forehead.

  29. Imagine Persons A and B of your OTP both go to a private school. Person A is really studious and innocent, like never been kissed type thing. In contrast, Person B got kicked out of their old school for sleeping with a teacher. One day Person B sees Person A in the hall and decides that ‘corrupting’ Person A will be their personal mission this school year. Up to you whether or not they succeed.

  30. Imagine person A of your otp is waiting at a restaurant for their date and is obviously being stood up and person B notices this, just before person A gets sick of waiting and gets up to leave person B sits with them, and even though they aren’t who person A was waiting for they end up having a lot of fun and hooking up.

  31. “Bonding solely via eye contact over that annoying person on our plane that we’re both slowly becoming more and more exasperated about” au.

  32. “Constantly fighting for the best seat in the library/coffee shop/whatever” au.

  33. “We are both stuck in the dorm common room because their respective roommates needed ‘alone time’” au.

  34. “I was walking by the roller coasters and someone’s shoe flew off and hitme in the head” au.

  35. “You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face” au.

  36. “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.” au.

  37. “Now or Never kiss” au.

  38. Being on the brink of admitting their feelings for each other but then getting interrupted.

  39. Both of them being the best friends that everyone just assumes is a couple and no one is even surprised when they announce they’re official because 'wtf do you mean you weren’t before?’

  40. “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting" au.

Pure Panic // Jackson Wang

Originally posted by kookihyunnie

Pairing: Jackson x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Drama, slight Angst

Summary; Jackson receives confusing, devastating news that you’ve been severely injured, so he gets on the next flight back to Korea to try and find you.

Reminder; (Y/F/N) = Your Full Name

Reminder; (Y/L/N) = Your Last Name

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anonymous asked:

Hey I love your blog! It's my favourite! Could you do a Shiro imagine where it's years after Voltron and him and his s/o have children and it's all cute and fluffy! 💖💖💖

ok, so I got a lot of this type of request so I’ll just do random HC’s, yeah? Mostly because if I broke these all up they would probably be extremely similar


  • Shiro’s got twin girls and he’s Blessed™ every morning he gets to see their beautiful faces
    • we’re continuing with the twins from earlier posts: Astrid and Hayden
  • if you didn’t think he cried when he got his first ‘#1 Dad’ you’re fucking wrong because this man bawled
    • it’s his favorite mug
    • until his daughters grow up more and start making him one every year, then those are his favorite
    • also he loves the crazy ties they choose for him each year. 
  • you thought he was romantic before marrying him? Well buddy, i have some news for you
    • takes every opportunity to say “Wifey” any time he possibly can. You are his ‘wifey’ and he loves saying it.
      • or ‘husband’ if that is what you prefer. every time. “Hey Husband.” what is your name? Husband.
    • flowers/chocolates/food/gifts weekly. just because he likes the look on your face when he comes home
    • you know that Roseanne post where dan gets her flowers? Yeah, that’s him
    • date night every wednesday (bc Fridays are busy) and sometimes it’s fancy, other times it’s not (”What do you mean Panda isn’t romantic? This is peak romance right here.”)
    • randomly massages parts of your body without asking
    • “What are you looking at Shiro?” “Only the most beautiful person in the universe.” “You’re a loser.” “But a loser who’s in looove~”
    • *soft sigh* “How did I get so lucky?” you’d think you’d be used to this, but it still makes you blush years later
    • “You’re so perfect, absolutely perfect.” “Shiro…I’m picking up dog shit.” “Yeah~”
  • has pictures of you, your daughters, and your pitbulls (3) all over his work area
    • there’s a small voltron dedicated area too, but it’s tiny compared to his family area. Lance is appalled.
    • “You won’t believe how cute my girls were this weekend!” proceeds to whip out the new 63 photos long album on facebook
  • speaking of, amateur Dad Photographer Shiro
    • he’s got a fancy Cannon with a bunch of different lenses
    • weekend daughter photoshoots are a hoot
    • your girls grow up loving it, being dramatic, imitating tyra banks, wearing ridiculous outfits, they are owning that back yard
    • they continue pretty much until the girls are like 13, because “It’s embarrassing dad!” “Ok, but I’m supposed to be embarrassing?” 
  • Soccer Mom Shiro
    • he’s got shirts that say his daughter’s names and numbers for every sport
    • he’s got noise makers and flags
    • the obnoxious parent who heckles the refs
      • “Hey ref! Did you come from FootLocker!? Because that was BULLSHIT!”
      • “oH SCREW YOU COACH! YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ELBOW GETS THROWN??!!”
      • he gets red carded, a lot.
      • you don’t even fight it anymore
    • the team loves him though because he’s super supportive of the other girls and he brings some killer snacks
      • not homemade though, he can’t cook for shit
  • remember his Expedition? He finally traded her in for a new version and is the official Mom Car™ for team/friend trips
  • let me repeat, he can not cook for shit. but for some reason he can throw it down of the barbecue
    • convinced it’s a perk you unlock after childbirth
  • very protective of his daughters, but respects their right to privacy and right to do their own things
    • but he taught them how to fight, so every fuck boi within a 10 mile radius knows not to fuck with the Shirogane Twins
    • he chugs that Respect Women Juice
    • wants to break a kid the first time a daughter cries over a romantic partner. but then he remembers murder on Earth is illegal. 
  • overly supportive in whatever his daughters and you choose to pursue
    • just overly supportive in everything really
    • he basically lives for you guys 
  • doesn’t get sick for some reason, so whenever someone is sick in the house, Nurse Shirogane/Dad is on it
  • “Who wore their shoes in the house?? Seriously?”
  • *pinches his nose with a deep sigh* “I’m sorry, my daughter punched Travis. But frankly, he kept harassing her even after she told him to stop snapping her bra strap. So the question we should be addressing here, Principal, is why your teacher allowed this sexual harassment to continue and did nothing to help my daughter?” Guess who got detention? Not his daughter.
  • Wants to cry a bit when his daughters start asking questions about sex
    • but he’ll be damned if they don’t know everything
    • it was actually a good family talk, after the initial awkwardness
  • The Hot Dad
    • his daughters’ friends all have a crush on him and he can’t figure out why
    • it’s totally not because he’s hot
    • or that he’s actually interested in what they have to say
    • or that he does yard work shirtless
    • or that he remembers random facts about them that they thought he would forget
    • nope
    • his daughters are grossed out
    • you think its hilarious because you get to tap that
  • drops off his girls at school
    • “Have fun! I love you! Make good decisions! I miss you already!”
    • “OmG DAD GO HOME!”“GROOOOSSS!”
  • goes to pick them up and has a little sign like people do at the airport that says “Shirogane” with like glitter and hearts and shit
    • the twins are embarrassed each time but they secretly love it
  • threw up the first time he had to change a poopy diaper
    • he did it though. he did it.
  • sings around the house a lot, just little random song parts or to the dogs
    • “Where oh where are my pup-py dogs~?” the dogs come slipping and sliding around the corner every time you guys come home
    • *badly and purposely out of tune* “And there’s the love of my liiiiife!!!~” “Oh stop it Shiro!” “She thinks I’m talking about her~. but I’m talking about the noo~odles~” *you throw a noodle at his head*
    • accompanied by bad dance moves
  • speaking of puppy dogs, has 3 pitbulls that look vicious as hell but they’re just as sweet as him
    • they are wonderfully trained and big babies
    • his ‘other children’ 
    • wouldn’t hurt a fly, but ain’t nobody fuck with you guys on walks
    • Their names are Mr. Murder (Murds for short), Cupcake (Cakey), and Rebel (Bells). He didn’t name them. The girls did.
  • There is also a grumpy house cat that nobody knows how old it is or how you acquired it. The Captain has just, always been…
    • Cappy showed up one day and never left
    • he’s a solid grey Blue Russian/Siamese mix with green eyes that rules the dogs
    • only loves Shiro and tolerates everyone else (he loves you guys really, but Shiro is his person)
    • Shiro baby talks him, “Who’s a good murder cat? You are! Yes! You!!!”
  • the house cleaner, his house and yard is spotless.
    • once broke out a ruler to measure the grass. you made fun of him.
    • “I swear to God, if Jim’s nasty ass tree grows over the fence this year, I will cut it down. I don’t give a fuck.”
    • fond of power washing
  • hot mechanic, does his own car work
  • head kisses for everyone! you are a well kissed family
  • also you’re the couple that’s always got your hands linked, arms wrapped around each other, or just leaning against each other
    • you’re always touching. always.
  • family Halloween costumes
    • Halloween is his JAM
    • lives for Halloween decorating
  • watches House Hunters religiously
  • The one who drags the family to World Market and Kohl’s for house decor
    • the house is definitely decorated for every major holiday
    • and he’s actually really good at decor? Like, you wouldn’t think so given with his clothing style and bad hair cut, but wow. you’ve got a nice house. (yes, i’m dragging Shiro)
  • you’ve come home routinely to the girls doing is hair and makeup and nails
    • “Hey honey, look how pretty I am. Didn’t the girls do a wonderful job?” “Just…marvelous dear.” “Right? Your turn is next.” oh no…
    • doesn’t wash off the nail polish, nobody makes fun of him. nobody.
  • tries to make you breakfast in bed on your birthday and valentine’s day
    • he can only make harboiled eggs and toast
    • when the girls get older, it gets more elaborate because they can help
  • super excited to teach the girls how to drive, but worried about dying
    • screamed more than once in the car and tried to slam on his invisible break
    • “Please…stop… you’re making my hair whiter…”
    • “I said SLOW, THIS IS NOT SLOW!!!”
    • Hands are pressing on the roof of the car and he’s twisted in the seat trying to brace himself
  • one day he figures out how to work the crockpot and can now contribute to family meals
  • loves taking you guys camping
    • tent camping, because RV camping ‘isn’t real’
    • a pyromaniac
    • everyone needs a personal bear mace and a dog at all times
    • the cat goes too, on a harness
    • family snuggles in the hammock for star gazing. including said pets. it’s a big hammock. 
  • everyone has an absurd knowledge about space. he was an astronaut and lived in space for a few years, so yeah
  • routinely uses Scary Aunt Allura as a threat
  • selfies!!! he has a lot of surprise ones where he just comes up and kisses you and takes the picture
    • the girls are selfie queens too family pictures happen. a lot.
    • “Family selfie!!” “We’re at Albertson’s????” “Don’t care, get in here.”
  • just, embarrassing but totally authentic dad!Shiro melts me
Entry #4 - Let Me Distract You - Smut - By @mf-despair-queen

Originally posted by prettiestcaptain

Author: @mf-despair-queen
Rating: NSFW 18+
Pairing: Stiles Stilinski/Reader
Words: 9,263
Prompt:  “I admire your ambition, but question your mental state.”


You tapped your foot rapidly against the floor, glancing at your phone every few minutes. Lydia followed suit, pulling her phone out of her purse to check. You sighed angrily at the blank screen, void of messages. Your eyes glued to the wallpaper on your phone, a picture of you and Stiles, your boyfriend of the last year. He was kissing your cheek while you took a selfie, a giant grin on your face. You smiled slightly, tucking the phone in your pocket.

“Have you gotten any word from them? I haven’t heard from Stiles since they were chaining up Liam for the full moon,” you asked Lydia, seeing her groan in annoyance.

“No. I haven’t heard anything. They should be here by now.” She paused, looking at you. “You don’t think something happened to them, right?”

You sighed again, kicking off the wall you were leaning on. “I’m going to try looking for them.” You took off down the hall, ignoring Lydia’s protests. You pushed open the doors of the school, rushing out into the pouring rain. “Where the fuck are you, Stiles?”

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the eyes are the window to the soul (and to the heart)

pairing: jeon jungkook/park jimin; jikook

rated: T

word count: 7,780

tags: fluff & humour, attempted crack, college!au, emotionally constipated!jungkook, awkward!jungkook, sweet and kinda scary!jimin, eye colour changes, f l u f f 

summary: In which Jungkook’s eye colour changes according to his mood, but when Jimin wants to know what the colour ‘pink’ means, Jungkook hesitates. Jungkook doesn’t want to tell him that his eyes turn pink whenever he’s around Jimin because it means love.
(based on this prompt)

a/n: DEDICATED TO YOU, JAY-Z. (not the rapper) @gracefulweather ILY!! HAPPY RLY LATE BIRTHDAY??? i’m so sorry omg rip but enjoy my poor humour!!!!

crossposted on ao3


Sometimes, Jungkook really hates his eyes.

Jimin knows that when his irises turn a deep red, resembling that of burnt umber, it means all variants of anger– arising when Jungkook loses a round of Mario Kart that strikes a low and petty blow to his ego as a proponent of competition, becomes frustrated when he’s unable to make that absolutely perfect stroke of detail he’s trying to recreate in a painting, and mostly definitely when Jimin keeps borrowing his shampoo without asking for permission and keeps on leaving his belongings all over his living room floor when he comes over to freeload (but of course, Jungkook can never stay mad at him and his angelic character for too long).

There’s aquamarine blue for when he’s feeling all doom and gloom and blue; a dark indigo with a lingering grey shadow when he’s feeling mercurial like the rainy skies; a golden orange with flecks of warm yellow when he’s happy and carefree; a murky green for when he’s feeling sick and tired and a rich brown for when he’s feeling neutral and generally placid about life.

There were many colours that came with different kinds of moods, each to their own individuality that was certainly distinctable. And, well– Jungkook felt relief and joy to know that Jimin was more fascinated with such a phenomenon than skeptical as he eagerly pursued him with questions concerning the malleable colours of his eyes and wanting to know what each meant to the point where Jungkook felt comfortable enough to forgo his sunglasses around him, until one day–

“Hey, Jungkook,” Jimin sits his chin on top of his palms quite endearingly with elbows over his pile of notes, pink cheeks squished while he leans forward with soft blonde locks falling above rounded eyes that blink curiously as he stares right into Jungkook’s soul, “I’ve been wondering about your eyes.”

“Yeah?” Jungkook hums nonchalantly, “About?”

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Request(s): omg your boyfriend bts rap lines was so good??? it was so detailed and easy to envision??????? i love the little nuances and subtleties each member had…….i enjoyed it so much!! if you can could you also do boyfriend au for the maknae line + jin? Thanks!!!
Bts vocal line as boyfriends!!! Thaaanks!
Hi!! Idk if you’ve done this yet bc you don’t have a masterlist so I apologize in advance if I’m requesting something that is done but can you please write a “bts vocal line as your boyfriend” and/or a “svt performance unit as your boyfriend”? Thank you so much! I just found your blog and I love it to pieces! Have a nice day :)
Members: Jin, Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook
Genre: Cotton candy grade fluff
A/N: I was deadass shook my rapline as boyfriends post broke even a hundred notes wtf love you guys,, and these compliments have me crying in the club damn,, I’ll do the performance unit in a separate post don’t worry!! I’ll set up my masterlist when I have a few more posts cause I feel like it’s a little early to set one up???
This took me long not because it was hard but because I just kept taking breaks to eat snacks tbh no shame
Rapline here: x

Jin:

  • Honestly congratulations on landing a date with that face dude he isn’t Mr. Worldwide Handsome for nothing the man is a god
  • Okay but real talk: if you date Jin he’s gonna flirt with you all the time
  • He likes to boost your confidence when he does it too and just the way he says it is in that extra ass tone he uses like half the time 
  • You: Hey Jin I bought us some fried chicke-
  • Jin, grabbing at his chest over his heart: You got me fried chicken??? Wooow, you’re such an amazing s/o, my heart is fluttering, what am I gonna do, what if your thoughtfulness kills me-
  • You: IT’S JUST CHICKEN I HAD A COUPON CHILL
  • Always brags about you and the other members are getting sICK of it
  • They’re like yes jin we know you have the most wonderful s/o in the world you’ve only mentioned the new mittens they bought you 573 times
  • He just thinks you’re so wonderful and perfect??? He can’t help it??? He’s gotta flex
  • Calls you guys the most attractive couple 
  • Takes a lot of selcas with you and then immediately says he can’t show it to the world cause you guys might blind them with how perfect your visuals are together and you just crack up because he’s so serious when he says it 
  • Really likes to make you laugh, you laughing makes him laugh and vice versa cause his laugh is so funny and cute (windshield wipers)
  • Likes to keep you close to his side whenever you’re near him, even if he can’t be holding onto you he still likes to keep you close enough that you’re touching in some way 
  • You guys are totally the couple that gives each other that Look whenever someone near you does something dumb
  • Loves it when you encourage him 
  • Doesn’t matter how you do it, bringing him food or sending an encouraging text or a kiss for good luck, he’s soft for it no matter what
  • Always gets more energy from it and will carry a little smile on his face and remind himself he’s gotta do it for you 
  • When he struggles or gets upset, he knows that he can count on you to be there with open arms,, and he always tries to remind you that he’ll be there for you just the same
  • If you text him that you’re tired or sad he will 100% send u a selfie and a little reminder that he loves you and will come see you ASAP to help make you feel better 
  • Very sweet to vent to, listens attentively while holding onto you and reminds you that you’re better than anything bad coming your way, that you’re his whole world and he’d be lost without you, and that he’s there if you can think of anything he can do to help
  • Likes to just hold you at the end of the day, wrapped up in blankets with lazy hands trailing up and down arms as you both quietly tell each other about your day
  • He tells you that this is when you look best,,, wrapped up in his arms with the evening light trickling in to illuminate your features and your hair a little messy but your features soft and full of love 
  • Wow I can’t believe this man is a literal gift to this planet
  • Likes to take you out on nice dates that he’s probably been planning for a weeks 
  • He knows you guys slay when you dress up too so he thinks it’s really fun to see photos of you guys in nice clothes so he can, you guessed it, brag about how WONDERFUL you are and what an AMAZING couple you guys make 
  • But if you don’t like dressing up then he doesn’t make you do it often because let’s face it he thinks you’re just as, if not more, attractive in sweats and a stained baggy shirt 
  • ALWAYS COOKS FOR YOU WHAT A SWEETHEART
  • Probably makes you super cute packed lunches too hehe
  • @ Bighit keep giving Jin more lines 2kAlways

Jimin:

  • A soft sweet baby angel don’t try and tell me otherwise 
  • Jimin is literally such a good boyfriend um take him to meet your friends?? If you dare that is because he’s so good they might fall for him (kidding kidding)
  • Likes early mornings spent with you, lazing around in the covers with limbs tangled up and early morning sunlight hidden behind curtains so your eyes don’t hurt
  • Hunger eventually motivating you guys to slump out of bed and make breakfast together 
  • And he just looks so soft sitting at the counter while you mix pancake batter,,, his bangs messy and his eyes curled up with a squishy smile,,, reader why are you still mixing the batter kiss him??????????
  • Definitely has couple rings with you !!
  • He really likes wearing rings and he spent a long time picking out rings and asking advice from Namjoon and Jin cause he trusts their opinions on these things a lot
  • Was shy when he gave it to you but also really smiley and it makes him so happy to see you wear them 
  • Always giggling over how cute you are because he literally thinks you’re the cutest thing to ever walk the planet
  • Will pinch your cheeks and coo over you and it’s just really cute 
  • Y’all are too cute it’s disgusting 
  • Very attentive to your needs and always keeps a close eye out for how you might be feeling
  • Is there in half a second if he thinks you’re upset, asking what’s wrong and what he can do to help you while holding your hands 
  • HIS EXPRESSION IS ALWAYS SO CONCERNED IF HE NOTICES A SAD EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE EVEN THO HALF THE TIME IT’S JUST STUFF LIKE “AW MAN I DROPPED MY BURRITO” PROTECT HIM 
  • You know how I mentioned making breakfast together?? Well he likes to cook with you in general tbqh 
  • He wasn’t super interested in cooking before dating you but when Jin gave him a recipe he suggest that y’all tried cooking together he found it was really fun to cook with someone you love???
  • Like you guys have fun doing something together that isn’t super tiring,, it’s just relaxing and you can talk about your day and flick water on each other and just be domestic 
  • Super kind if you have to study something or stay up late doing work
  • He’ll stay up with you, doing his own thing so he doesn’t bother you but so you still know he’s by your side 
  • Brings you coffee with whipped cream and if you mention needing something, he’s on it in a second, from snacks to an extra pencil to a motivational kiss on the cheek 
  • Big fan of kissing your cheeks btw he likes to put a hand on the cheek he isn’t gonna kiss so he can plant a big ol’smooch on you 
  • Sometimes does that dramatized mwah when he does it just to see you laugh (but he gets embarrassed afterwards dsjkgdfh)
  • Showers you with compliments but half the time it’s over text cause he blushes easily
  • You’ll catch him staring at you ALL THE TIME 
  • And it’s always such a sweet expression that you could never ever doubt how much he loves you  
  • LOVE AND CHERISH THIS SQUISHY MOCHI BOY,,

Taehyung:

  • Listen you’re dating my son, please treat him right,,, jokes jokes (sorta not really)
  • 200% a soft boy who loves to talk about his future with you 
  • Will mention it off-hand during the day yeah but for the most part he likes to do it when you guys are pressed close together at nighttime
  • He really can’t see his life without you and he wants to be sure that you know that??? Any future he may have he wants it to be with you 
  • Loves to have fun with you tho 
  • Dating Tae is a really fun adventure cause he’s just such a warm person and it’s so easy to be comfortable around him!! 
  • Goes lots of places with you around Korea, like if he hears of some sort of local event happening he’s immediately on a train with you to go check it out 
  • A lot of his fondest memories are of you guys visiting small towns to check out their seasonal markets and celebrations and stuff like that 
  • Likes to take walks with you in the evenings, just window shopping and joking around and holding hands 
  • Another Bangtan boyfriend who likes to take lots of photos with you, loves it when you guys do matching poses 
  • Most of the photos are really goofy and they make you guys laugh and half the time one of the other members has to take it for you guys cause yes this pose really does require both hands stop complaining yoongi and just take the picture 
  • Changes his homescreen all the time but it’s always a photo of the two of you 
  • Saw on the internet that sometimes couples put cute little post it notes around the house for each other, bulk ordered bright pink post-its in both square and heart shapes 
  • One time set up a trail of compliments for you only to have it lead to a heart shaped one that said “Please buy more milk <3” 
  • JUNGKOOK PROBABLY HELPED HIM THINK OF THAT ONE B E T 
  • Likes to tease you like that lmao he hangs out with the other members of the maknae line so much and they’re just really mischievous when they get together 
  • He’s a sweetie when he’s with you but will not hesitate to prank you if one of the other members of Bangtan gives him an idea basically 
  • Will sing loudly and obnoxiously along to the radio with you
  • He doesn’t care if there’s other people in the car if you want to belt out lyrics he’s right there with you 
  • Takes you to meet his family 100% because you’re so important to him and you’ve already met Bangtan now you’ve gotta meet his family
  • Spoils you with gifts tbh we’ve seen this boy he’s a walking gucci store 
  • He wants to SPOIL you and buy you all the nice things you can ever think of wanting
  • Hacked your amazon account to order you stuff off your wishlist No Chill
  • If you complain he gives you puppy dog eyes and says he just wants to show you how much he cares and buy you everything you deserve because he really does think you deserve all these things!!
  • And you remind him that you care more about him that material stuff and he gets all soft and pulls you into a squishy hug 
  • But that’s not gonna stop him lmao
  • Love and appreciate this boy he’d buy you the moon if he could because he loves you endless amounts and just wants to see you smile

Jungkook:

  • YOU’RE DATING A LITERAL MEME OH MY GOD you brought this on yourself 
  • Jungkook is kinda shy around you at first,, he doesn’t want to cross any lines with you or do anything that would make you uncomfortable 
  • Texting is a lot easier for him at first cause it makes him feel like he’s getting to know you better without pushing you or anything like that
  • But when you realize he’s shyer in person because he doesn’t want to do anything wrong you assure him that he’s okay!! He’s your boyfriend and you want to do things like hold his hand and have movie night dates with him!! 
  • He relaxes pretty quick after that and starts warming up to you 
  • Goes from a shy boyfriend to a really dorky one real heckin quick
  • Leaves his stuff just. All over your apartment. Literally who does he think he is.
  • Whenever he comes over he just drops his things wherever he pleases 
  • But hey at least it makes it easy to steal his hoodies hehe
  • Likes the hardwood/tiles/whatever in your kitchen cause that means he gets to slide around it in his socks
  • Will grab your hands and make you do weird dances with him to some song playing on (one of his like 9 christ did you see how many he got for his birthday??) iphones if you’re both wearing socks 
  • Steals your food when you order takeout, will try and kiss you with chicken grease on his mouth
  • You have to scold him and wipe his mouth for him and he’s just giggling with his eyes all scrunched up so can you really stay mad?? No you cannot 
  • Buy him something that isn’t food and he will either proudly display it in his golden closet I mean room or wear it
  • Namjoon: Jungkook it’s like 80 degrees outside take off those gloves jesus christ 
  • If you cook something for him he’ll literally be so happy,, and he just looks so squishy eating and smiling like it’s the best gift in the world,,,
  • Please push his bangs up and kiss his forehead when he’s like this
  • NOSE KISSES!!! Likes to kiss yours and gets all giggly when you kiss his 
  • Likes to tease you and mess with you a lot just cause he’s a playful person but he always knows not to go too far and will gather you up in a big hug afterwards and just kiss on you 
  • Has a lot of inside jokes with you and will reference them at completely random times just to get you both cracking up with laughter
  • If someone upsets you he is def the protective boyfriend that will offer to kick some ass for you before sitting down with you and rubbing your back as he listens to everything that’s bothering you 
  • As much as he loves exciting dates to like amusement parks and stuff, he really likes nights in with you 
  • Nights where you guys order takeout or one of you cooks for the other and you’re just flopped on top of each other and you’re wearing one of his shirts 
  • And movies are playing on the tv and you’re both just complaining about a character you can’t help but hate and there’s an occasional series of smooches that have him crinkling his nose up playfully
  • I’m cutting myself off here love ur memeboy pls and thank u

Requests are open!!

anonymous asked:

Hello, can I request a situation where rfa+saeran+v+vanderwood is taking care of their first baby when mc is sick or tired. ?? You can ignore it if u don't want to ,Thank you 💕💕💕

So cute! Hope you enjoy these~


Zen: 

  • You were still managing Zen’s acting and taking care of your six month old
  • It was inevitable that your body would crash and you would get sick
  • Zen insists you needed rest, so he took off from work to take care of the baby
  • Usually he only plays with the baby and takes care of things after dinner
  • But this was full on taking care of the baby
  • Why was he crying? Where was that smell coming from?
  • Zen tries to do a bunch of things to make his son calm down like making weird faces and dancing around
  • Nothing seemed to work…until he started singing a song from his musicals
  • Of course, the diaper change was bad
  • Zen was gagging and wondering how such a foul smell could come out of such a sweet face
  • The worst part was the feeding
  • The baby loved to throw food, and Zen’s long hair seemed catch every chunk
  • But he somehow gets both himself and the baby cleaned up
  • They look so nice he sits on the couch and starts taking selfies with his son
  • The baby gets a kick out the different filters, and Zen is melting when he starts giggling uncontrollably at the puppy ears
  • You come out after you taking a short nap, and you find Zen and the baby knocked out on the couch
  • Your son is lying on his chest, his fingers curled around Zen’s shirt
  • And Zen lay a protective hand on his son’s back
  • You take a picture of the precious moment…just for you though

Yoosung:

  • Yoosung noticed you’d been looking more and more tired when he came home from work
  • So, he told you to take the weekend and rest up while he took care of your four month old son
  • He gained a lot of over-confidence the first half of the day, because all the baby did was sleep
  • Then lunch time came…
  • He was trying to feed his son out of a bottle, but he wouldn’t stop crying
  • He didn’t know what was wrong or what to do
  • He just places the baby in a sitting position on the couch, kneels down in front of him, and just starts giving him a pep talk
  • The boy still cries for quite awhile…then he stops and stares at Yoosung in a confused manner
  • Relieved, Yoosung starts making some faces and the baby starts giggling
  • He’s finally calmed him down enough to feed him and burp him, which he does just fine
  • But of course, the baby eventually needs a diaper change
  • Yoosung thinks it’s going great, but just before he can close the diaper…he gets peed on
  • He feels really bad having to leave the baby with you so he can wash off
  • He notices the baby’s wispy hair gets into his eyes, so he ties up his hair in a tiny little bun
  • He does the same with his own, because obviously he has to match with his son
  • He puts the baby in a jumper and starts bouncing around with his boy until both of them get tuckered out
  • He puts the baby to sleep before hanging up some new decorations you got for the nursery
  • When you go to check on him, he’s asleep against the crib where he had been keeping an eye on his son

Jaehee:

  • She noticed you’ve been coming into your shifts looking a lot more tired
  • “MC! Get me some pepper!”
  • So, one evening she tells you she’ll take care of the baby while you catch up on sleep
  • She thought it wouldn’t be that hard, but she was really wrong
  • She knew all the practical things about taking care of a baby boy…but she didn’t know how to make him laugh
  • She tried to make airplane sounds while feeding him
  • But all she got was a blank stare
  • She played peek-a-boo, even going so far to making weird faces and sounds
  • Still nothing
  • She tried puppets, blankets, stuffed animals, toys, but nothing seemed to work
  • She gives up and just pops in a DVD while the baby is calm
  • She talks casually, giving her commentary on the musical she’s watching, talking to him like an adult instead of a kid
  • When you finally come back, you see the mess of her usually neat living room
  • She sighs and returns the baby to you
  • But then she sneezes…and the baby starts laughing
  • She stares wide eyed 
  • “Jaehee…no.”

Jumin: 

  • You got sick out of the blue, and you really didn’t want your baby girl getting sick
  • Jumin agreed to take care of everything until you got over the worst
  • He turned around for two seconds before he hears Elizabeth yowling
  • His daughter was “innocently” tugging on her tail
  • Jumin scoops her up quickly, “No! Gentle!”
  • The scolding makes her cry though
  • He feels a little bad, so he puts her on the ground and lays on his back
  • He just lets her crawl all over him
  • He gets some giggles out of her when she places a hand on his mouth and he takes it in his lips and growls
  • He puts her a princess dress and gives her a toy wand
  • Only she ends up clunking him in the head, making him cry out sharply
  • “Dear, what happened?” you call from your room
  • “Nothing,” he returns, though he can feel the lump forming on his head
  • He promptly takes away the wand, replacing it with stuffed cat
  • He’s an expert in diaper changing
  • He has a nose clip and everything is so precise, since his daughter somehow knows not to move around when he’s changing her
  • When nap time rolls around, he carries her over his shoulder and hums softly while walking by the large window
  • He actually hates nap time because he loves spending time with her while she’s awake

Seven: 

  • He noticed you weren’t yourself lately, and you admitted you were feeling a bit under the weather
  • He forced you to go to bed while he took care of your daughter for the day
  • The day starts out rough
  • He tries to give the baby her bottle, and she just won’t take it
  • “Why won’t you drink it? It tastes good!”
  • Not thinking, he sticks it into his mouth for emphasis….he splutters the milk out of his mouth
  • At least it made her laugh
  • After she finally eats, he props her over his shoulder and burps her…and of course, she spits up on him a little
  • After he cleans up, he decides she needs a bath too so he puts her in the sink
  • He gets to play around a little, and puts her hair into a mohawk and just talks to her about random things
  • She even coos in response sometimes
  • He still has errands around the house to do, so he puts in her one of those baby carriers on his stomach
  • He takes a selfie in the mirror and sends it in the messenger with #dadduty
  • Speaking of duty… he’s pretty good at diaper changing on most days…but not today
  • While he’s trying to get the wipes and the clean diaper out, the baby crawls away from him
  • He’s stumbling over the mess of toys trying to get to her
  • She gets into your room butt naked with him calling after her, “We do not go naked in this house!”
  • At the end of the day, you come out of the room to check on them
  • Your daughter is knocked out in his lap, and meanwhile he’s invested in some baby show because his brain is so dead at that point
  • You never let him live it down 

Saeran:

  • You were exhausted, and he could see another day of your usual schedule would end with you getting sick
  • So he shoos you off to bed while he takes care of your daughter
  • The baby is pretty relaxed in the morning
  • She falls asleep while he’s trying to feed her
  • He has some baby food on a spoon and she just face plants into it
  • She gets a little cranky after that
  • He just lays her down on a blanket and tries some toys, but they don’t work
  • So he starts blowing little raspberries on her belly, and she’s in a fit of giggles
  • He likes reading to her
  • He’ll put her on his lap and start with a story book
  • She points to some pictures and make some noises, and he’ll just go with it
  • “Yeah…that is a weird picture. I agree…Yep. My thoughts exactly.”
  • When it comes to nap time, he rocks her in his arms gently
  • His presence is soothing and she just nods off quickly
  • Although, when he puts her in the crib, she gets up and starts whining
  • She stops when she holds his finger
  • With a sigh, he just crawls in the crib with her and cradles her
  • When you come to see what’s happening, you just see two lanky legs sticking up from the edge of the crib
  • You have to take a picture, but you melt when you see the two of them curled up together

V:

  • The moment you’re sick, he’s already making sure you’re resting
  • He promises to take care of your baby boy during the day
  • He still wants to cook you breakfast, so like Seven, he has one of those baby carriers while he’s prepping orange juice and cereal and things
  • He’s really bad at feeding the baby
  • When his son won’t take the spoonful of food, he just starts negotiating
  • “Please? Just a few bites. It might taste bad now…but later I’ll make you good food. Just one bite?”
  • You have to help a little with that, but he still sends you off
  • When the baby is in a more playful mood, V takes advantage and does a mini photo shoot
  • His camera is on hand and he even preps some backdrops
  • He’s good at getting a smile out of the baby with his strange faces
  • If they’re playing on the bed, he’ll pepper the baby in little kisses making him laugh
  • Also, peek-a-boo with the blanket
  • He’s so good at putting the baby to sleep though
  • He swaddles him in a blanket with little cacti on them and rocks them back and forth
  • If that doesn’t work, he’ll hum some old time songs gently
  • The baby is asleep a short while later

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Date Posted: 07 Oct 2017


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insecure | jughead jones (riverdale)

Originally posted by netflixuniversity

request: could you do an imagine where the reader feels insecure and distances herself from jughead and it’s all cute and fluffy at the end when he’s convincing her he loves her and stuff. love your blog too x

it was the first time you were meeting your boyfriends friends and you were beyond nervous.

you’d live in the trailer next to the jones’ your whole life and you knew what the town thought of the folk from this side of the tracks so you were left to wonder if jughead’s friends would be so kind to a south side serpent.

you found yourself chewing your lip, what you did when you felt anxious and insecure. you stood in front of your wardrobe trying to file through something to wear that didn’t scream south side.

“knock knock” you turn on your heels revealing your boyfriend slumped against your door wearing his signature denim jacket and beanie along with his famous jones smirk.

“hey juggie” you smile softly anxiety carrying in your words as you turn back forward jugheads arms snaking around your waist at some attempt to comfort your nervousness

“c'mere” he mumbles into you hair as you lean back into him sighing as you allow your eyes to close feeling the warmth of his strong arms around you.

“your going to be fine, i promise” he places a kiss on your forehead as he spins you to face him, your eyes looking up into his.

“i don’t think i can do this” i whisper pushing yourself away from the boy trying to put as much distance as you could possibly muster

he sighs slipping his hands into his jean pockets “im feeling a little-” you pause producing a small and hardly believable cough “sick”

he sighs rolling his eyes “i think i might just stay in bed maybe i can meet them some other time?” disappointment grows in his features as you move toward your bed laying yourself down

he never knew how to help you when you felt insecure so he just nodded moving toward your bed to kiss you his hands lingering on your hair

“i’ll bring you back something to eat yeah?” you nod blinking away the tears building up in your eyes smiling softly at the brunette “ill see you later jug”

he pauses at the door turning around to face you “i love you (y/n) and i know you think they’ll judge you but i promise you it doesn’t matter to them- it doesn’t matter to me”

and with that he turns and see’s himself out of your small trailer regret in his steps as he leaves his girlfriend in bed and makes his way over to pops to break the bad news to his friends

after several minutes of flicking through channels on the tv trying to find something decent to watch until jughead came back with burgers your phones buzzes from your night stand

it was a photo from jughead, it was a selfie of him on his walk going cross eyed as his tongue hanging out of his mouth.

a giggle falls from your mouth as you type a reply setting your phone back up on your night stand focusing back onto the tv

you fiddle with your blanket contemplating getting out of bed until you finally throw your covers off changing quickly and grabbing your phone and purse before starting your journey to popular diner

you enter the small diner your leather jacket catching the red neon lights as the bell dings, you glance over to see your boyfriend to engrossed in his laptop to even notice you walk in

you glance to the older man behind the till “i was hoping you’d show up, he seemed unhappy when he showed up stag” i give the man a smile sliding a $5 bill into the tip jar before moving over to the booth occupied by jughead and his friends.

you didn’t even get half way when jughead looked up and caught your gaze jumping from the booth and rushing over to engulfing you in a hug “you came” he smiles into your ear placing a small kiss underneath it

“for you” you whisper back taking his hand as he walks you toward his friends, we stop in front of the booth anxiety swallowing you whole as they all look at you

“guys this is (y/n) my girlfriend-” he pauses smiling at you “and babe this is archie, betty and-” he’s cut off by the raven haired girl.

“veronica lodge, and i love your jacket” she smiles sweetly sitting back down in the booth “thank you veronica” you smile glancing to jughead as he ushers you into the booth sitting yourself between the red headed boy and your boyfriend

you were lost in conversation when you felt jughead’s eyes on your pure love left in his eyes and he watches you smile and laugh with his closet friends

you sip your milkshake turning to your boyfriend leaning into his chest happiness swelling in your heart as your anxiety starts to fade feeling more and more safe as you sit in your booth with jughead and your new found friends

it didn’t matter that you lived on the south side, it didn’t matter that your dad was a serpent like jughead’s. nothing matter anymore and that was the closet you could ever get to being worry free

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Dirty Laundry | Part 2

Summary: A run in with Jack in the elevator leaves both of you feeling a certain type of way

Word Count : 1445

Originally posted by mrs-jack-maynard

“Don’t you think you’re being a little ridiculous right now?”

Annie’s head snapped up to glare at her boyfriend as he leant against the kitchen counter, her eyes narrowing at him over the rim of her glasses as she continued to cut up the chicken for their dinner. 

“No I don’t, I think I’m perfectly warranted in keeping your brother and his dirty dick away from Evie,” she grumbled at him.

“What do you think he’s gonna do to her?!” he groaned exasperatedly, running a hand through his hair as he looked over at his girlfriend. All week he had been listening to Jack go on and on about how silly it was for Annie to assume that he’d fuck Evie over, and then he’d come home and hear his girlfriend rebut all of his arguments as to why Jack didn’t deserve a chance with Evie.

“You know what I think will happen, how many times do we have to have this argument, Conor?” she snapped at him, tossing the chicken into the bowl and stirring it rather aggressively to coat it in the marinade. S

he had been doing this all week and she was sick of it, after a long day at work, the last thing she wanted to do was come home and argue with her boyfriend, yet that had been what she’d done all week.

“I know you care about her, but they’re both adults, babe, you can’t control them like that,” he said softly, reaching out with one hand and rubbing her arm gently. He didn’t want to have this argument any more than she did, he hadn’t wanted to in the first place but Jack had made a good point.

Scoffing loudly, she put the chicken in the oven and closed the door loudly, smiling slightly when she saw Conor wince out of the corner of her eye. 

Spinning around, she leant back against the kitchen counter and looked across to her boyfriend, “Do you remember what happened last time she went out with someone that you and I brought into her life?” She pointed out, raising an eyebrow at Conor.

Suddenly his girlfriend’s actions became abundantly clear to Conor as a series of memories rushed through his brain; double dates and get together’s transforming into Evie sitting between Annie and Conor on the bathroom floor and crying her eyes out as Annie bandaged her wounds. The memory of him having to comfort and console Annie as she cried into his chest about how guilty she felt and how she was never going to let anyone ever hurt Evie like this again.

Pushing himself away from the wall, Conor crossed the room to where Annie was standing, her eyes suddenly focused solely on her nail beds and the dark burgundy painted on them. 

Bracing his hands on either side of her body, Conor leant down and pressed the gentlest of kisses to her forehead, “You need to stop blaming yourself for what happened,” he whispered to her softly.

“How can I not?” she whispered back thickly, her hands gripping the bottom of Conor’s shirt tightly, “I introduced them, I brought him into her life and I stood by while he destroyed her, I can’t let that happen again, Conor,” she said as her voice cracked, her breath leaving her in a whoosh as he pulled her into a tight hug, resting his chin on top of her head.

“I can’t stop him from making a move, and I can’t stop her from falling for his charm, but I’m not going to encourage it, and if he hurts her in any way, there will not be a safe place on earth for him to hide,” she mumbled against his shirt, already lost in her own mind as she visualised having to put her best friend together again.

“I know, baby, I know,” he whispered to her, his fingers running through her hair gently as they stood together in the kitchen, both lost and worried in the depths of their own minds, wondering and hoping that Jack was not going to damage the girl whom they had grown to care for both separately and as a couple.

Conor couldn’t help but wonder if maybe she was exactly what his little brother needed.

—–

Evie shuddered as she braved the icy London wind on her journey from the tube to Annie and Conor’s apartment, deeply regretting her decision to forgo stockings and a long sleeved blouse that morning in favour of the strappy top and a pair of pantyhose instead. 

She wrapped her arms around her slim waist tightly as she focused on hurrying towards her destination as quickly as she could in four-inch heels. She couldn’t help but think of her warm and cozy apartment that was only around the corner from her work as she walked in the opposite direction, the visual of the fluffy warm bed she’d left this morning haunting her as she had to remind herself that tonight would be fun, equally as fun as binge watching Chicago P.D again.

A grateful exhalation of breath left her lips as the apartment block came into view, her heels tapping against the concrete a little more as she hurried towards it, letting out a relieved gasp as the wind finally stopped whipping at her cheeks. Pressing the button for the elevator, she felt the warmth crash over her in shudders as her body temperature began to return to normal. 

She had just pressed the glowing number three in the elevator when a hoarse and tired sounding “hold the lift!” came from down the hall and she figured that holding the elevator for a couple of extra seconds was the least that she could do for this person.

It was when a slightly windblown and dishevelled Jack Maynard pushed his way into the elevator that she was secretly glad that she hadn’t bailed on dinner tonight, despite the fact that his eyes hadn’t even met hers yet, too focused on his phone to look up.

“You’re a friend of Annie’s, right?” She spoke up nervously as the lift began to move, her heart threatening to burst out of her chest at the forwardness she had uncharacteristically exhibited.

Jack’s head immediately lifted as he looked at her with a grin on his face, a soft smile greeting him when he did so, “So are you, Evie wasn’t it?” he confirmed as if he hadn’t spent the past four days religiously looking at the selfies on her facebook page. “I didn’t think Annie would let you anywhere near me this soon,” he snickered, enjoying the slight pinkish tinge to her skin far too much, not to mention the plunging neckline of her blouse.

Evie gave him a small, shy nod as the elevator began to move again, her fingers fiddling with the strap of her handbag, “She’s a little .. overprotective over me, I guess,” she laughed slightly, feeling the familiar swooping in her stomach at the sight of his blinding smile.“

A little? She all but threatened to canonize me if I cracked onto you, and I don’t know about you, but I’m rather attached to that particular piece of my anatomy,” he snickered, glancing at her out of the corner of his eyes and smirking at the small grin that was pulling at her lips. He didn’t understand how some guys struggled to understand girls, once you knew the right buttons to push, they all fell apart the exact same way.

Letting out a small laugh, she stepped up beside him as the elevator stopped on Annie and Conor’s floor, the silver doors sliding open slowly. “I think you mean circumcise because from what I’ve been told, you’re pretty bloody far from a saint,” She giggled before stepping out of the lift and making her way down the hallway, her hips swaying slightly as she waltzed towards the flat.

Jack smirked to himself as he stepped out of the lift behind Evie, enjoying the view that her tight pencil skirt and four-inch heels provided him with from the back. She wasn’t like the girls he usually brought home, in fact, if he came across her in a club he’d probably barely make it past the first dance. He didn’t put in an effort for girls unless it was for his own sexual gain but this was different.

She were Annie’s friend and therefore was off limits and he was expected to respect that and keep his distance, but if he could get her into his bed, then he’d have bragging rights for the rest of his life. He loved a challenge and she might be the most delicious challenge he’d ever seen. Just because he wasn’t looking for a relationship, it didn’t mean he couldn’t put on one hell of a show.

Wanna Play Again?

Sequel to Unknown Number

Summary: Dan decides that he needs to confront Phil after a sexting session with a stranger ends up being a little closer to home than he thought.

Genre: Smut (With a dash fluff)

Word Count: 4019 (I am so SORRY I got extremely carried away)

Warnings: Oh boy…language and *spoiler alert* anal sex and blow jobs

A/N: Thank you to everyone who read Unknown Number! You guys are amazing! This story is a sequel to it so if you haven’t read it go check it out here. If not then you should be able to still enjoy this story on it’s own :)

Also this is my first time writing like actual smut so if it’s cringey then I am really sorry!

Dan watched as Phil made his way to the lounge with cereal in hand. He contemplated taking his off to his room to hideaway, but Phil crushed that idea in it’s conception.

“Are you coming, Dan?” He turned to ask his best friend. “I thought we were gonna finish up that episode of Attack on Titan this morning?”

“Yeah…sure.” Dan stalled. “Just give me a minute. I’m going to get some juice”

“Alright, but don’t keep me waiting.” Phil requested cheerfully as he left to go get settled.

Dan sat his cereal on the counter and fell back against the refrigerator. He buried his face into his hands and tried to understand what had just happened. The rational side of his brain knew that his little texting romp from the night before was most likely with his flatmate and best friend of nearly six years. However, the other side of his brain was denying the facts put before him.  After all, it was easier to blame it on coincidence. He was starting to feel dizzy and thought he might be getting sick. Dan could hardly process what was happening. He knew texting the unknown number was a bad idea, but he had no clue he would end up getting off to pictures of his own flatmate’s dick. It wasn’t like Dan hadn’t thought  about it before. It wasn’t like he hadn’t let his eyes wander down Phil’s shirtless body a time or two. This, however, was an entirely new level of perversion. Dan had seen things that he couldn’t unsee. The words Phil had texted Dan that night were words that Dan was sure he could never forget. How could he ever look at his best friend the same way after that? Dan retrieved his cereal and joined his best friend on the sofa before Phil could figure out that something was wrong.

“Where’s your juice?” Phil asked casually.

“Oh, I changed my mind.” Dan fibbed. Phil accepted the lie and resumed the show from yesterday’s breakfast.

Dan stirred around aimlessly at his cereal. He wasn’t much in the mood for breakfast. He was trying to think of something else, anything but what had happened last night. Just as he was busy trying to get the images of Phil’s body out of his mind he was stricken with another realization. It wasn’t just that Dan had seen Phil’s cock, but Phil had seen Dan’s too. Sure, Dan’s flatmate had seen him naked before, but never with a fully hard cock and his hand wrapped around it. Perhaps the most mortifying part of it for Dan was that it wasn’t like Phil had accidentally walked in on Dan touching himself or had stumbled upon a dick pic on his phone. No, this was different. Phil knew that Dan was hard for him, even if Dan didn’t. His cheeks were flushed in a  flattering shade of bright red. He wished to sink into the sofa and disappear forever.

“You’re quiet this morning” Phil commented. Dan now found his heart racing each time Phil spoke, each syllable sending his body into some sort of panic. He also found himself all too aware of how remarkably gorgeous his friend’s eyes were and what a unique shade of blue they were this morning.

“I’m just tired, I guess.” Dan mumbled. By now he had sat his cereal aside and was hiding his face in a throw pillow. It was a feeble attempt to hide his embarrassment. Phil nodded and rose from the sofa. He gathered he and Dan’s cereal bowls and exited the room. Dan felt his eyes wandering over Phil’s body as he walked away, it was almost instinctive. Nothing between them would be innocent anymore. With or without Dan’s consent, things had changed. There would be no more sharing a hotel bed on holiday or when friends were over. If Dan’s eyes were now  instinctively gazing at Phil’s bum on his way out of the room, Dan wondered what his body might instinctively do while half-naked with Phil lying in bed next to him. He let the thought linger for a moment longer than he should have and wasn’t entirely shocked when he found himself getting turned on at the little idea.

Dan knew he needed to confront Phil. He couldn’t just go on pretending like he didn’t know. Things had already changed, and he needed to know exactly what this was going to mean for their friendship. Dan didn’t know what he wanted to happen, but he knew he wasn’t ready for this to end. He wasn’t ready to end his friendship with Phil. They had done everything together for years and now it seemed like there might be a whole new path of firsts for them. This idea both excited Dan and terrified him all at the same time. He couldn’t bring it up without knowing for sure. There was still a chance that his text encounter was actually a coincidence. He thought up a plan, and he put it in play. Dan waited until later that night when he and Phil were both seated in the browsing position in the lounge. Dan retrieved his phone from the pocket of his tight black jeans and sent the unknown number a simple text:


Hey


Sure enough, soon after Dan hit send Phil picked up his phone and glanced at the screen. However, he didn’t type a reply. Dan knew just how to get a reaction out of his friend:


I had fun last night. Wanna play again?


He watched as Phil took another look at his phone. Dan smiled deviously as he saw Phil’s eyes widen. Phil didn’t type a reply, instead he locked his phone and stood up.


“Hey, Dan. I think I’m gonna call it a night.” Phil said with an obviously fake yawn.


“But Phil, it’s early. Don’t you wanna stay up with me?” Dan smirked. He was confident that he finally had Phil pinned into a corner.


“Goodnight, Dan.” Phil said as he left the room. Several minutes later Dan’s phone buzzed with a text message:


We can play another round, since you won last time


Dan’s face lit up with an evil grin. It was even more obvious that his secret admirer was indeed Phil Lester. However, Dan wasn’t ready to give up the game just yet. It was time to have a little fun with this.


Dan:

Why don’t you tell me all those things you wanna do to me again?


Phil:

You like hearing those things, do you?


Dan:

Well I would like it more if I could actually hear your voice.


Phil:

Maybe someday


Dan:

But not today?


Phil:

Tonight you’re just going to have to settle for reading all the dirty things I wish I could do to you


Dan wanted to get under Phil’s skin. So he decided to do something that he knew would get to him. He sat his laptop to the side and made his way to the bathroom. He made proper use of the mirror and took a selfie, lifting up his shirt and exposing his chest. Dan sent his photo and then a text to follow up.


Dan:

Do you wanna see more?


Phil quickly replied:

Can I please?


Dan:

Send me one of you


Dan finally had Phil right where he wanted him. To his surprise, Phil replied with a shirtless selfie of his own. However, Phil had conveniently managed to keep his face out of the shot.


Dan replied quickly, and little too honestly:

Damn you are hot


Phil:

So are you. Now I wanna see more.


Dan:

You will in a minute


Phil:

I don’t want to wait, I want you now


Dan:

What would you want me to do to you if I was in your room right now?


Phil:

Kiss me


Dan:

Where?


Phil:

Everywhere


Dan:

Is that all?


Phil:

Oh that’s just the beginning. What do you want me to do to you?


Dan:

I want my cock in your mouth, and then I want yours in my ass


Phil:

Damn, that’s so hot


Dan:

I know


Phil:

I want you so bad right now


Dan:

Prove it


Moments later Dan received a photo of his friend’s large erection.


Phil:

Sufficient proof?


Dan:

You are so fucking hot


Phil:

Well if you really think so then you prove it


Dan:

I will


Dan retired to his bed room and laid back on his bed. His head was spinning, and his body was full of want. His thinking may not have been entirely clear, but he did know one way to solve his mystery once and for all.


Phil:

I want photographic evidence


Dan:

I’ll do you one better if you come to my room right now


Phil:

I wish I could because I would make you feel so good



Dan:

Why can’t you?


Phil:

Because I can’t silly


Dan:

Is it really that hard to walk across the hall?


The instant the message was sent Dan knew it could never be taken back. There was no undoing the offer he had just thrown on the table. It was out there in the open. It was in Phil’s hands now. The mystery was gone. Dan hadn’t received a message from Phil in ten minutes, but the deep churning want was still lurking in the pit of his stomach. Dan hoped that Phil would burst through the door and live up to his word. He was about to give up hope and call it a night when he heard a knock on his door.

“Come in” Dan yelled. The door slowly opened and revealed a very embarrassed looking Phil. His hair was ruffled and his face was glowing red.

“Hey” Phil said nervously as he stood in the doorway looking like a deer in the headlights.

“Took you long enough.” Dan smirked.

“I’m sorry, Dan” Phil stuttered “I-I can explain”

“It’s okay, Phil. I’m not mad.” Dan said. Phil moved a few steps closer, but still kept his distance.

“You’re not?” He asked curiously.

“No, just a little curious why you decided you wanted me so bad all of a sudden.” Dan explained with a smug grin.

“I didn’t mean for this to happen, Dan. I got this free texting app on my phone that gives you a fake phone number and wanted to use it prank some people.” Phil said. He looked like he was about to melt into puddle onto the floor.

“Do your pranks generally involve getting your friends off?” Dan said with a slightly suggestive smile.

“No, Dan. I didn’t mean for it to happen like that. I thought you would just get mad and block the number, but then you started going along with it. I just wanted to see what happened, but I never thought it would go that far. I’m so sorry Dan. It’s okay if you hate me or want to move out.” Phil explained, his hands were shaking and he couldn’t look Dan in the eyes.

“So, did you mean those things you said or were you just fucking with me?” Dan questioned, his eyes met Phil’s.

“I meant every word, Dan.” Phil answered with a very serious and blushing face. Dan knew he wasn’t kidding around. There was no prank about that expression.

“Prove it.” Dan smirked. It was an open invitation, one which Phil was very glad to receive even though it left him shaking. Phil cautiously moved closer to the bed, waiting for Dan to drop the act and announce he was joking.

“Are you sure?” Phil asked, needed reassurance that this wasn’t an even cruel retaliation to Phil’s own ‘prank’.

“Absolutely positive.” Dan replied, his breath was shaky in anticipation.

Dan watched carefully as Phil slowly climbed onto him and straddled his lap. Phil looked down at Dan with a look in his eyes that Dan had never been privileged to witness before. “Can I kiss you?” Phil asked permission in a quiet, unsure voice. Dan reached forward and nestled his hand in Phil’s dark locks before guiding Phil’s face down to meet his own. Dan connected their lips and Phil felt like he had officially crossed into illegal territory. This wasn’t just a text message anymore, this was really happening. Dan felt every touch with an intensity he didn’t know was possible. The way Phil supported himself with his left hand, and used his right to cup the side of Dan’s face sent a wave of heat down his body. It radiated from the point of origination and down to the very tip of his toes. Phil was so careful and gentle. His thumb slowly stroked the side of Dan’s face and with that motion he knew that this night was going to mean so much more than a quick hookup.

Dan felt the flick of Phil’s tongue at his lips, to which he gladly granted entrance. He let his hands wander up and under Phi’s shirt to admire the older man’s form. Dan always thought that no one gave Phil the credit that he deserved. His fingers grazed over Phil’s soft skin and tight stomach. They wandered up to the small patch of hair of his chest. Phil was a man, a real man, and Dan wanted to be taken by him. Without his brain’s consent he found himself sliding the shirt off of his best friend’s back. Phil lifted up, briefly breaking the kiss and allowing Dan to pull his Pokemon t-shirt over his head. The shirt was carelessly discarded on the floor. Phil trailed his lips down Dan’s jawline and then to his neck.  He playfully ran his tongue over Dan’s collar bone before returning his attention to the younger man’s neck. This had always been a forbidden zone. To Phil’s surprise, he heard a soft moan escape the younger man’s lips when he began to gently kiss and bite at Dan’s neck, marking it as his own. In one uncontrollable motion Dan’s hips thrust forward, they met Phil’s in a desperate ache for friction. Phil could feel Dan through his jeans, he was much harder than Phil had imagined.

Dan’s eyes were closed. He lost in the sensation of Phil at his neck, which was soon interrupted when he felt his t-shirt being tugged at. “Can I take this off?” Phil murmured against Dan’s neck. Dan granted permission and soon his t-shirt joined the discard pile on the floor. Phil found his lips carelessly trailing down Dan’s chest an stomach, resting just above the waistband of his boxers, which were peaking out of his jeans. Phil let his fingers run over Dan’s clothed erection. Dan moaned, caught off guard by the sudden contact. Dan was so sensitive, responding to every touch like it was  his first and might be his last. 

Phil found himself transfixed on the pale flesh between Dan’s waistband and belly button. He kissed and licked down the strip of flesh. His lips made their way past the waistband, kissing softly at the hard outline in Dan’s jeans, resulting in a small gasp from Dan. Phil continued kissing at Dan’s clothed cock before making one small request. “I want these off” Phil mumbled against Dan’s cock, his words sending undeniable vibrations that Dan could feel through the two layers of fabric. “Please” Dan sighed, allowing Phil to unbutton his jeans and carefully unzip them. Dan lifted up and allowed Phil to slide his jeans over his bum and down to his knees. Phil moved to Dan’s feet and tugged at his left pant leg. It wasn’t an easy task removing Dan’s tight skinny jeans, but obviously not an insurmountable one as Phil eventually loosened one pant leg and then the other.

Phil slowly yanked off Dan’s jeans and they too joined the discard pile. Dan was down to nothing but his gray boxers. It was quite a sight for Phil to see lying on the bed in front of him. Phil touched Dan again, but this time was much more satisfying with one less layer to hold them back. Phil lowered his head and kissed again at the younger boy’s painfully hard outline. He didn’t want to tease Dan anymore. He wanted to give Dan what he wanted. Phil wondered briefly if he should ask consent, but one glance up at Dan’s twisted face was all the consent he needed. Dan lifted up slightly, allowing Phil to remove Dan’s last article of clothing. Suddenly, Dan was naked before him. Given last night’s encounter, it wasn’t the first time Phil saw Dan’s body. However, Phil found that it was so much better in person. He softly licked  a strip up Dan’s cock before slowly taking him into his mouth. He eased the younger man into it, knowing that it had been a very long time since either of them had any type of sexual contact besides their own hands. Soon Dan felt himself hit the back of Phil’s throat, and it took all of his strength not to buck his hips forward.

“Fuck…Phil” He moaned out, letting his hands get tangled in Phil’s ebony hair. Phil continued to work on Dan’s cock, slowly sucking up and down, running his tongue across the tip every now and again.

“Mmm” Phil moaned, letting the vibrations soak through the base of Dan’s cock.

“Phil…stop… I’m close.” Dan warned.

Phil lifted up and briefly spoke before returning his lips to his best friend’s cock. “I wanna make you cum”

“Not-not like this, Phil” Dan moaned. “I want to go further”

This caught Phil by surprise, Dan was still in his mouth when he spoke “You do?”

“Ahh, fuck…yes, Phil.” said Dan between unavoidable moans “Remember what I texted you?”

Phil eased off of him and looked up into his friend’s eyes. The bedroom light reflected off of Dan’s eyes, leaving them a unique shade of caramel. “Are you sure?” Phil asked, admiring those beautiful eyes from an all new angle.

“Y-yes” Dan stuttered. He was sure of himself but a little nervous, as it had been a very, very long time since he had last done this. He reached into the drawer of the nightstand and presented Phil with a bottle of lube. “I have this.”

Phil was stunned by the presentation of the bottle. It sent an ache of lust radiating through his body, thinking about how Dan had kept that pretty little bottle of lube next to his bed for who knows how long. He wondered what other secrets his friend might be hiding. “So you’ve done this before?” Phil asked curiously.

“It was along time ago but yeah. I told you about that guy I hooked up with in high school, and yeah, I bottomed, so…” Dan trailed off nervously. Phil reassured him with a kiss on the lips.

“I like that you’re prepared” Phil said, punctuating his statement with another kiss “It’s so sexy”

“Can I ask you a favor, Phil?” Dan asked, licking his lips.

“Anything for you, love.” Phil said as he led another trail of kisses down Dan’s neck.

“Please take your fucking jeans off already.” Dan said with a little chuckle. Phil felt a slight blush return to his cheeks, realizing that he was still half dressed. He was so caught up in Dan that he hardly thought of himself, and the aching hard cock trapped in his jeans.

“Oh, right” Phil mumbled before stripping himself down to his boxers.

Dan pulled at the waistband and looked up at Phil with pleading eyes, “These too”

Phil complied and without warning he felt a sudden warm wetness around his cock. He looked down to find two big brown eyes looking up at him, lips moving up and down over his hardness. “Ahh, Dan” Phil moaned, suddenly losing the ability to breathe. Dan eased off after a few minutes and looked up at Phil with lust-filled eyes, “I want you” Dan purred. He lifted off and brought his lips up to Phil’s. Dan laid back on the bed and waited for Phil to make his move.

“I know it’s been a while, just relax, okay?” Phil spoke as he retrieved the bottle of lube and generously coated his fingers. Dan laid on his back with his knees spread wide. “Are you ready?” Phil asked and Dan nodded. Phil took his slippery index finger and carefully circled it around Dan’s rim before sliding in. Dan winced at the sudden intrusion, but quickly became adjusted. Phil slowly moved his finger in and out, allowing Dan to get used to the sensation. Phil added another finger, which Dan did not seem to mind. He scissored them together, wanting to make sure Dan was fully stretched and ready. Soon Dan had completely relaxed under Phil’s touch, and Phil was in search of the spot that would surely send shiver’s down Dan’s spine. “Fuck, Phil” Dan moaned loudly. Phil marveled for a moment in the success of his discovery. He teased Dan for a moment before pulling his fingers out and generously slathered his painfully hard and leaking cock with lube.

Phil lined himself up with Dan’s hole. He looked down at Dan for a sign of hesitation. “Phil, please” Dan moaned, he couldn’t wait any longer. Phil slowly slid his cock into Dan’s ass, resulting a throaty moan from Dan’s lips. He eased himself into Dan, and soon found himself in rhythm. He loved watching Dan’s face. His eyes were rolled back and his lips were ever so slightly parted. Dan’s hands were tangled in the bed sheets. “Oh, god, Phil” He moaned, as Phil had hit that perfect little ball of nerves. “Yes, Phil, Please. Right there.” Dan cried, as if it wasn’t already obvious that Phil had found his prostate. “Jesus, fuck” Dan screamed as Phil kept going at just the right angle. Moments later Phil felt himself getting closer and closer to the point of no return. The feeling was mutual for Dan, “Phil you have me so close, baby”

Phil reached forward and started to stroke Dan’s aching cock. “Phil” Dan breathed out a warning “So fucking close”. Within a few more strokes Phil had Dan coming into his hand. Phil was soon to follow, riding out the waves of his orgasm deep inside of Dan’s sensitive body. Phil took a moment to catch his breath and carefully pulled of out Dan and collapsed on the bed next to him. He reached over and pulled several tissues out of the box on the nightstand and used them to clean the cum off Dan’s stomach. Dan blushed as he watched his best friend carefully clean him off, in some strange fucked up way, Dan found it to be romantic. Once finished, Phil resumed his position laying next to Dan on the bed. Everything about this moment should have been awkward to them. Phil should have carried himself back to his room without a word. Dan should have just moved on with his life and tucked himself into bed. This should have been weird, but it wasn’t.

Dan sunk into Phil’s arms as they snaked around him. Phil placed an affectionate kiss to the back of Dan’s head. Dan didn’t know what they were. He didn’t know what this meant for them, but he knew that things had changed and they could never go back to they way they were before. Phil leaned down and pulled the blankets from the foot of the bed, up and over he and Dan’s bodies. Phil pulled Dan close into his arms. He had no idea that one text could have so much impact. Neither of them knew what this meant for them, but all that mattered was that they were there, naked and intertwined for the moment. A moment that they only wished could have lasted forever.

anonymous asked:

hiii I love and appreciate your blog ❤️!! I was wondering if you can do a hc where both jimin and jungkook are popular but hang out w diff people but they have a thing for eachother they just haven't made it official and everyone just knows they're pining for eachother and ship them sm!! can you maybe do suuper nice and angelic jimin while jungkook is all sports and stuff <3 happy ending please 💞

thank youuu ofc i will do my best! i hope you don’t mind, but i’m gonna take some liberties with this and make it into a social media thing! where they both run popular youtube channels and they both like each other and all their fans and friends think they’re cute and ship them lmao. i may be inspired by jo’s social media/vlogger au ( @shyjimins thanks ily) PS - this might be really long, i’m having fun. update: it’s so fucking long i sorry.

+ “TAEHYUNG HOLY SHIT!!” jungkook called out. “dude i’m right here why are you yelling??” taehyung said. jungkook turned his laptop screen around showing taehyung what he was so excited about. 

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anonymous asked:

General relationship things between Reinhardt and his S/O? And maybe something fluffy? 💙

Yas good I love me a German Hammerzeit man!


  • Loves to carry a picture of you on like every device he owns. The wallpaper is either you looking Cute as Heck or of you both together
  • “Do you see this?” he shows all of his friends (no matter how annoyed they get) “this is Y/N and I on our trip to Germany!” “And this is Y/N standing at the museum! And this is Y/N eating a bagel!” like wow he is always So Excited ok????
  • Do you know the person at the office that’s the Love Sick one that always has to tell everyone about what their s/o is doing? This is Reinhardt at base. Whether or not you work there does not matter. Actually it’s probably funnier if you do work there, because the only thing you can do is smile, nod, and maybe giggle a little from how much he needs to tell everyone about what you guys did on the weekend
  • Keep in mind he does have class so it’s not like he’s going to gush about the sex life or any of that, just so much of the daily stuff. Like going shopping. Or walking the dog, lmao
  • Whenever he sees you his ENTIRE FACE just lights up and he practically bounds towards you because he wants to hug you SO MUCH and ALL THE TIME
  • His greeting kisses are always warm, and he will never not wrap his arms completely around you or pick you up if there’s a big height difference!
  • Please do not expect him to be quiet around you he only has one volume of voice and he can’t hold in the excitement and joy of being near you at any point in time
  • Do you know of the kind of boyfriend/spouse that willingly and enthusiastically is there for every event that you take part in like dance recital or something? This is Reinhardt
  • The Lord of Selfies for All Occasions
  • Okay maybe not SELFIES more like he loves taking pictures of you doing EVERYTHING
  • Going on trips with him basically consists of 90% of pictures having you in them and maybe the other 10 is you badgering him to STAND IN THE PHOTO WITH YOU and getting someone to take it with his camera
  • If you’re every tired (as in you yawn once) he immediately overdramatically announces he must CARRY YOU OFF TO BED no matter the time and will almost always sweep you up in his gigantic arms
  • “You are as wonderful as always <3” he’ll say, so often.
  • A giant German man that loves to have himself a good meal. If you can cook he is there For Life.
  • Actually loves small dogs so I hope you like small dogs too???
  • For stay-in movie nights he gets scared and VERY EMOTIONAL easily watching films where you’re supposed to cry together consist of you both uglycrying upon one another like “WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FILM”
  • Always wants to hold you. Always. He must always be the one that has his arms around you
  • Fucking loves it when you monkey-hug him with your arms and legs! He feels so needed and safe!
  • Will aggressively want to compete with every other couple on base if there’s ever like an office competition day “WHAT??? My sweet Y/N could beat ALL OF YOU at a potato slinging competition!!!” (Jack is not pleased)
  • Regardless of the task you are, in his eyes, automatically the best at it. He is always So Proud of You for doing literally anything (which is both endearing and silly)
  • Birthdays, he goes All Out and gets everyone on base to take part. His parties are always the most extravagant because he wants you to be the HAPPIEST YOU CAN BE!

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Take a Chance (Part 3)

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pairings: Reader x Steve Rogers
characters: Reader, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Amora (Enchantress), Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes (mention)
word count: 1,656
warnings: vomit, cussing, pregnancy talks
a/n: steve is a cutie 
summary: AU! After a one night stand at a friend’s wedding, you gain something that could possibly change your life and views on life for the better or worse.

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You’re sitting on your bed, the three of you forming a circle as Wanda calls Amora on speaker and Natasha searches through Sam’s friend list on Facebook. You’re the only one not doing anything and it’s killing you to just wait! Why couldn’t you have been the one searching Sam’s facebook? You understand why you’re not the one speaking to Amora, but searching Sam’s facebook? You could totally do that!

“What do you want?” is how Amora greets Wanda when she answers the phone call. “I’m trying to enjoy the warm Hawaiian sun and you’re interrupting.”

Natasha rolls her eyes as she continues searching for the mysterious blonde, and you groan, not sure why her personality still surprises either of you at times.

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homecoming - p1

((hi everybody!! welcome back to the rev au!! always wonderful to talk with you all and i hope you’re having a wonderful time here!! bc i sure am. :’) anyways, here’s this installment. enjoy! ♥♥♥ part 2 to come soon!))

summary: When Victor and Yuuri announce that they’re going to vacation in Japan for a week in the summer, they don’t expect their teenaged rink mate to come stomping up to them after practice.

“I’m coming too,” Yuri Plisetsky snarls. “No way I’m letting you two go overseas for secret practice sessions or something. What time is your flight?”

Yuuri sighs when he gives him an answer. It’s good that his family home is an inn.

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rating: t
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Eunkwang- Can’t breathe he’s so nervous, almost has a panic attack, is convinced he’s lost the ring about ten million times. Of course all the boys know and are on hand to calm their leader down. Legit knew he was going to marry you on the first date, has literally been planning this proposal for so long he wants it to be perfect. Obviously involves the boys because they are your children, and they all film it on their phones. It’s super simple and sweet, he’ll do it somewhere special to the both of you like where you had your first kiss, maybe in the park where he’s tied white balloons to the trees and the benches and the sun is shining. He trips over his words and squeezes your hand too tight but his speech is so cute and he looks up at you with such wonder that it’s actually perfect.

Minhyuk- Traditional route of a romantic meal but goes the absolute most overboard anyone can possibly go when proposing. So much so that he gives the game away way before he’s even asked the question. You kind of knew when a pair of doves flew in and gave you a dozen roses, and don’t even get started on that string quartet jamming in the corner. Is surprisingly chill throughout the meal, and only when it comes down to it will his heart race, his skin get all tingly and his breath quicken. You can see how nervous he is which makes you just as nervous. By the time he’s stuttered out the proposal you’re both nervous wrecks. Let’s out the biggest sigh of relief when you agree.

Changsub- Subbie has been preparing for this moment all his life, and has been psyching himself up for it for the past week. Spent months picking the perfect ring for you, everyone within a ten mile radius of him is sick of hearing about carats and clarity and white gold versus yellow gold. But he’s cracked it, he’s got the greatest proposal he could come up with, the ring safely in his pocket, Minhyuk and Eunkwang cleaning and prepping the dorm and all the boys have been kicked out for the night. When it comes to it he tries to be cool and composed but he can’t help asking you in a silly voice because he’s so terrified you will say no.

Hyunsik- 100% will write you a song and play it on the guitar for you, will do something adorable like tie the engagement to the guitar head on a ribbon and at the end of the song fall to one knee and present it to you. Gives you the best eye smile ever seen in the world and you can’t possible deny him because now you get to wake up to that eye smile every day for the rest of your life. Will take an engagement selfie to update his Insta and then take you to your favourite little café to sit in the corner with you and talk about your future together, holding your hand the whole time.

Peniel- Probably does it after you’ve met his family in Chicago. Takes you to his favourite place in the city. “So my family love you, why don’t you become a part of it?” Makes it sound like a spur of a moment thing but he’s been thinking about marrying you for a while now and once he had his parents’ approval of you it just felt right. Takes you to buy the ring together on the same day, wants you to choose it yourself rather than picking one for you. Takes you out somewhere nice to celebrate and texts his family to tell them to make the house ready for an engagement party when you guys come back. Makes you really glad you’re going to part of this family.

Ilhoon-Thinks he’s fine, thinks he’s cool, thinks he’s chill. Is none of these things. Is an absolute mess. Wants it to be special and unique, thinks about writing you a rap, taking you out somewhere nice, going for a meal, going up in a hot air balloon, going skydiving?! Works himself up so much about it. Ends up late one night, cuddling in bed he’ll be warm and cosy and feel safe and happy in that moment and mumble sleepily into your hair, “Marry me?” out of the blue. “What!?” He’ll go red, not meaning to say it like that, mentally kicking himself for not giving you a big romantic gesture like he thinks you deserve, but sits up nonetheless and reaches into his bedside table to pull out the ring box. “I wanted to do it better than that. But will you?” Big, brown hopeful eyes lit only by the moonlight? How could you say no?

Sungjae- The maknae doesn’t plan so he will literally just blurt it out one day. You’ll probably be out in the city, or on a walk or even on a date at the funfair and he’ll turn to you with a big dumb smile on his face and say “I could do this with you forever, let’s get married.” And just snuggle into your shoulder as if he hasn’t just proposed to you. When you don’t answer straight away he’ll poke you in the side, “Well? Marry me?” When you agree he’ll do a little happy wiggle and immediately FaceTime Peniel. “Guess what, hyung? We’re engaged!” Will probably do something stupid like give you a mini donut as a ring until he can buy you a proper engagement ring, but you’ll wear that donut proudly.

Buried Underneath (chapter 1/?)

Hey guys! So Juzen has totally grown on me over time, so I decided to write a fic a while ago. Here’s chapter 1 of it for JuminZen Week Day 1: Secrets! Hope you like it, and if you want to continue reading, the other chapters can be found here! Happy JuminZen week! 


I stare at the clock on the wall of my office, reading that it was 16:48. Exactly twelve grueling minutes until I am free to leave for the day. My day at work has consisted of the same tedious tasks that I’ve grown accustomed to doing every other day. Paperwork, meetings, more paperwork. Although the workload was a bit heavier, since it was Assistant Kang’s day off today. Everything is perfectly ordinary except for one thing.

I have been hearing my phone vibrating in the desk drawer that it’s been locked in all day. I did not like to take out my phone during work as it was unprofessional, and I didn’t take a lunch break today so I could get more work done. I have been shaking it off all day just assuming it was notifications from the RFA group chat. 16:51 now. Nine minutes until I can check.

I don’t want to just sit here since that will make the minutes crawl by even more slowly. I decide to spend a little time straightening out my office, making sure that everything is prim and proper and that nothing is out of place even by one centimeter.

16:55. My phone is still vibrating like mad in the drawer. I feel a strange, almost foreboding feeling. I just continued to straighten everything out. What the hell could be going on? Other than Assistant Kang, shouldn’t everyone either be in work or school right now?

16:58. I begin to feel a little bit nauseous. Why is it that I’m afraid to pick up the phone?

It’s probably just Yoosung talking about his dumb game, or Luciel telling some unfunny jokes. More likely, Zen is posting selfies and Assistant Kang is gushing over them telling him how handsome and talented he is. I roll my eyes and give a half-hearted chuckle to myself at the thought.

Zen and I butt heads constantly as our personalities, lives, and upbringings are so different from each other. I don’t know if he feels the same, but deep down, Zen has always been like a brother to me. The RFA wouldn’t be the same without him, no matter how much we may argue.

“Calm down, you’re worrying for nothing,” I think to myself. I repeat this mantra until the clock finally reads 17:00.

I immediately grab the key, unlock the drawer, and pull out my phone. Fifty missed calls and 27 text messages. My heart feels like it’s going to beat out of my chest. What the hell is this…? I decide to call Assistant Kang to inform me of what’s happening, since many of the missed calls are from her. I only hear one ring before she answers.

“Mr. Han!” she exclaims, and it is easy to detect the worry in her voice.

“What’s happened?” I ask her plainly.

I hear her shuddering breaths before she speaks, as if she’s trying not to break down. This made my heart drops even further. Something terrible has happened.

“It’s Zen…,” she choked out. “He’s been in a terrible accident. He was on his motorcycle and was run off of the road. He’s alive, but in critical condition.” Her voice breaks, and lets out a sob. “They aren’t sure if he’ll pull through, Mr. Han.”

The shock of this information makes my entire body go numb. I can’t feel anything other than blood rushing to my head and the nausea. The only thing I can mutter out is, “Zen?”

I could hear Assistant Kang sniffling on the other line. “Luciel, Yoosung, and V are at the hospital right now. Since Zen has no close family, we were discussing all of us going there and supporting him.”

After a while, I look down and realize I’ve clenched my hand so hard that my knuckles have turned white. I unclench my hand and it begins to shake. My breathing begins to quicken and my thoughts are all over the place. I can’t allow Assistant Kang to know of my emotions.

I steady my breathing and gather my thoughts, finally telling Assistant Kang, “Alright. I’ll call Driver Kim. Are you home? I’ll come pick you up.”

“Yes, I’m home…,” she replies quietly. “Mr. Han, are you feeling okay?” I must not be doing a good enough job at hiding how I feel. Assistant Kang has been around me enough to know when something has disturbed me, so I should be trying a little harder.

“I’m fine. I’ll be there soon. Please be ready,” I say stoically and hang up immediately after. I call Driver Kim and tell him I need to be driven to the hospital to see my ailing friend.

I should be going to the building’s lobby to wait for Driver Kim, but can’t bring myself to move my legs. I end up collapsing on the floor and resting my head on my knees.

“Why do you have to be such an idiot, Zen?” I’m thinking to myself, feeling my blood boil. “Those motorcycles are dangerous and you know it. Why do you ride them? Why did you do it?” I punch the wall next to me. This can’t be happening. Not one of our own. Not Zen.

I hear a knock on my office door and immediately pick myself up. “Come in,” I say. In walks an unfamiliar young man, probably a temp or intern.

“Sir, I’m sorry to disturb you but I heard a bang and I was wondering if you were alright?” the man asked with wide eyes, clearly concerned.

Shit. He must have heard it when I punched the wall in my anger. “I’m fine, I just dropped something,” I lie. He simply nodded and closed the door behind him. I suppose I should be thankful to him, since this prompts me to get up and walk to the lobby. On my way down, I try my best to avoid any contact with the other employees. I can barely bring myself to walk right now let alone hold a conversation with somebody. Just as I walk in the lobby, I see Driver Kim’s car pull up to the front of the building with impeccable timing.

We greet each other as we normally do, and I ask him to drive to Assistant Kang’s house. Driver Kim knows that it’s best to not ask any questions when I’m bothered, which I’m incredibly grateful for.

We pull up to Assistant Kang’s apartment complex, and I text her letting her know we’re outside. When she emerges from the doors she is clearly a bit disheveled, hair slightly messy and clothes much more casual than I’m used to. Upon a closer look, her eyes are red and her cheeks are stained with tears. I’ve never seen her like this and never imagined that I ever would. I give her a knowing stare and she shivers.

“I apologize for my appearance, Mr. Han,” she mutters to me, avoiding my gaze.

“No need, I understand given the current situation,” I tell her, and rub my eyes with my thumb and index finger. The rest of the drive is silent until we arrive at the hospital.

This was my first time ever at a hospital in all my years of living. I’ve never been sick or injured and neither has anyone close to me. We are all well taken care of. I am only hoping that Assistant Kang fails to pick up on how anxious I’m feeling upon entering the emergency department.

Assistant Kang talks to the receptionist and asks for the room Hyun Ryu is staying in and we begin walking to the room in silence afterwards. Assistant Kang knocks on the door and it is opened by Yoosung, tears brimming his eyes.

“Hey guys…,” he tries to smile at us but fails miserably. He just looks like he’s in pain. “how’s it going?” Trying to make small talk in this situation? Although, what else can you do, I suppose…

Without even thinking about it, I immediately ask about Zen. “How is he? What are his injuries?” The tears spill from Yoosung’s eyes after I speak. Luciel walks up next to Yoosung and wraps his arm around his shoulders to comfort him.

Luciel lets out a deep sigh before explaining what’s going on. His eyes are a little red as well. “The doctor says Zen has two broken legs, four broken ribs, internal bleeding, and possibly some spinal damage.” My heart sank with each thing he listed off. “He may make it through, but the doctors don’t know if he’ll ever walk again if he does make it…” Luciel trailed off.

Next to me, Assistant Kang burst into tears. Luciel wraps his other arm around her and she buries her face in his neck. I stand there fiddling with my cuff links, trying to do anything to comfort myself. Then it dawned on me.

“Where is V?” I ask after realizing my old friend was supposedly here but not part of this group.

“He’s sitting next to Zen’s bed, around the corner,” Luciel tells me.

I take a deep breath, trying to mentally prepare myself for what I’m about to see. I decide to just go for it, and turn the corner to wear Zen is laying. The sight makes my stomach turn and bile begins to rise up in my throat.

There lies Zen, hooked up to all kinds of machines, face bloody and swollen, both legs in slings, and with little lacerations and bruises all over his body. V is sleeping in a chair next to him, with his hand resting on top of one of Zen’s wrapped ones. I can’t help but let out a gasp at what I’m looking at.

Please let this be a dream. Please let me wake up and he’s in the chatroom posting selfies like he normally is. Please tell me this isn’t real.

“Jihyun.” I say, putting my hand on V’s shoulder and shaking it lightly.

V stirs a bit before I can see him slowly opening his eyes behind his sunglasses. “Jumin,” he whispers, “I’m very glad you’re here. How are you doing?”

I immediately wanted to scold him for still not having gotten the eye surgery, but decided that was probably not the best thing to do at the moment. “I could be better. It’s been a while. How are things?” I asked him, trying to follow Yoosung’s example to lighten the mood as much as I could.

“Same as they always are,” he sighed, turning back to Zen. V seemed so dejected, so frail and broken. He already went through losing Rika and it had taken such a toll on him. He wasn’t the same cheery and full of life Jihyun Kim that I used to know. Can he really handle possibly losing Zen?

Could I really handle possibly losing Zen?

I felt something funny in my throat, like a lump. I tried hard to swallow it down, but it just kept coming back up at the thought of Zen not pulling through this. The RFA was practically family to me, and family is an important part of me.

Losing Zen would be like losing a part of me.

“Jumin…” V breathed, standing up and placing his hand on my cheek. “You’re crying?”

I flinched away from him quickly, not even realizing the tears that were flowing down my face. I grab one of the tissues that was sitting on the table next to the bed. I wiped off my face, silently praying that no one would turn the corner and see me like this. According to Zen, I was a “stone cold robot” anyway. God, what I wouldn’t give for us to go back to our regular bickering. Why the hell couldn’t I pull myself together? Get your shit together.

V looks at me, his eyes full of concern and surprise. Even though we knew each other for over twenty years, he had never seen me cry. Not even when Rika died.

I feel like I have so much to say, but can’t figure out what it was. Looking at my old friend’s worried face, knowing everything that he had been through, makes me want to break down and open up. But I just can’t do it. So I keep it all inside me as I always do. It’s better this way, right?

“Jumin,” he repeats, sounding oddly stern, “tell me.”

More tears flow. How much longer could I keep this up? I shake my head at him like a child. Why the hell was I acting like this?

“Jumin,” he says a third time. But this time, he does something that catches me totally off guard. He walks right in front of me and pulls me in for a hug. “Please don’t hold it in. We’re all hurting and we all know that you are too.”

After a few seconds, I hug him back, oddly comforted by the physical contact. I rest my chin on his shoulder and just let myself cry, and in a second breaking down all of the walls that I had previously built.

“V…,” I manage to get out in between my cries, still hoping to God that the other three were having their own conversation and wouldn’t turn the corner, “I can’t handle losing anyone else. He’s like my brother…”

V breaks away from me and looks at me with a piercing gaze. “Then you should tell him that.”

I look at V quizzically. “Why would that make a difference now?” I question. “He’s unconscious. He won’t hear me.”

“He’ll hear,” V states matter-of-factly. “Maybe that’s something Zen wants to know. You’ll regret it if you never have the chance to tell him”

I pause, not knowing what to say to that. V had gone through loss, so maybe I should trust him on this?

He grabs his cane and walks passed me to where the other three are standing. Assistant Kang is still sobbing with Luciel’s arm wrapped around her. “I can’t bring myself to see him like this,” she cries.

V walks up to the three and puts his hand on Assistant Kang’s shoulder. “Jaehee,” he says softly, “we all understand. It isn’t an easy sight to see. I was going to go get some food. Maybe you’ll feel better after a little walk and a bite to eat. Plus, I need someone to help me get there,” he chuckled lightly.

“Of course, V, I’ll gladly help,” Assistant Kang says, cracking a small smile.

V turns to Luciel and Yoosung. “Would you two like to come as well?”

I see what you’re trying to do, V.

“Yeah,” Yoosung says, “I’m starving. But what about Jumin?” Everyone looks to me.

“I’d… like to stay here with Zen. I don’t want to leave him alone.” I say, starting to no longer care about hiding my emotions at this point.

Everyone stared at me as if I had two heads. “Well then!” Luciel says, smiling. “Alright, we’ll be back! Let us know if you need anything.” Then they walk out, leaving me alone with Zen.

I turn my head to face Zen’s broken body, my stomach turning again as I stare. I hate seeing my friends in pain. I hate seeing Zen this way. “Please wake up from this nightmare,” I think to myself.

I sit down in the chair, and work up the courage to place my hand on top of Zen’s just as V had. His hand twitches a little at the contact, which startles me.

“Still messing with me even in a coma, hm?” I say to him with a small smile. “How typical of you.” I sigh. What was I supposed to say to him? How could I tell him everything that I felt? He wasn’t even awake.

“Zen, what you did was really stupid. And I think that you know that so I’m not going to waste too much time lecturing you,” I chuckle a little bit. “But you know I would only do that out of love, right?” I swallow the lump in my throat again.

“Zen…,” I begin, tears brimming my eyes, “no matter how much we bicker, no matter, how much we fight, no matter how rude I may seem… You are still like my brother and one of my closest friends. Without you, the RFA would never be the same. You’re a good person who goes out of his way to help the ones that he loves, which is exactly what an RFA member should be. We can’t continue to exist without you…” My voice cracks and the tears start flowing yet again.

“I’ll help you through your recovery any way I can. I will help with medical bills, I’ll send you maids and a body guard so you can focus on getting well, I’ll do anything! Just please wake up!” I practically beg him.

After that, I’m kind of expecting him to magically wake up like you see in those cheesy movies, but no such luck.

“Zen…,” I cry. “Please don’t make me lose you too…”

Solangelo Head Canons

• Nico said I love you first and Will didn’t stop crying for two hours straight because he knew how scared Nico was to get attached to someone
• Will is always the big spoon. Always.
• When Will is sick it takes Nico all of his will power to keep him home, the son of Apollo is just so stubborn and will not admit he doesn’t feel well, even if his temperature is 104
• However, if Nico so much as sneezes or sniffles Will quarantines him to their bedroom, passing him soup and tissues through a barely open crack in the door
• When Nico has nightmares, Will hums an Apollo hymn that instantly makes him fall back asleep
• Will hates telling Nico when he has nightmares, but Nico always notices, so he’ll get out of bed, get honey and warm milk for Will to drink and rub Wills back until he falls back asleep
• Nico is actually a morning person just as much as Will so the two together at 6:30 am are enough to give anyone a headache
• Nico always complains about the amount of selfies Will takes of them (he’s Instagram addicted) but really he loves all the memories because he doesn’t have any pictures with Bianca or his mother
• Wills mother thinks Nico is the best thing to ever happen to her son
• Will proposes to Nico and Nico cries like a big baby and then Will starts to cry like a big baby
• They both wear flower crowns at the wedding. Nicos white baby’s breath and Wills are sunflowers (obviously)
• They love children and adopt three, two girls and a boy
• Nico is such a sucker for those kids so Will is definitely seen as the stricter parent

• Nico didn’t like Christmas until he met Will, but now the two go all out
• They love bathes
• Nico almost can’t shadow travel around Will because he shines so brightly around Nico
• And Will is okay getting in the way of that
• Their kids call Will Daddy (Dad as they get older) and Nico is Papá
• Nico teaches their kids Italian and talks about how much he loves their dad in it to them and how beautiful and wonderful they are
• Will thinks he’s shit talking
• They love each other more than anyone has ever loved anyone because the two compliment each other perfectly

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ramwood for the meme thing --ryanthepowerbottomguy

(y’all requested this like four times you’re great)

falls asleep on the couch:

  • definitely ryan
  • it’ll be the third day in a row he’s gone without sleep, and “i’m fine,” he tells geoff, again and again until geoff finds him snoring lightly, a documentary on ducks playing on the television
  • (“okay, but were you watching the documentary before you fell asleep?” is the only question geoff asks later, and ryan refuses to answer)
  • on the occasion geoff falls asleep on the couch, ryan has to either prod him awake or just carry him to the bed because geoff is An Old Fart and would bitch about his back for a week if ryan left him on the couch

makes friends with the neighbors:

  • both of them, but for different reasons, and for a given value of ‘friend’
  • ryan starts talking to the fresh-out-of-college girl at the end of the hall because ryan inexplicably does not trust her, and this baffles geoff, she’s like 5’2 and wears sundresses on a regular basis and—
  • oh. oh, she’s a kingpin. and you stopped her from becoming an enemy because you both bonded over dogs. okay. great. fuck geoff’s actual life, shit like this didn’t start happening until you came around, ryan.
  • geoff makes friends with the lady next door, and this baffles ryan, because the lady appears to be from the paleolithic era and is constantly banging on the wall and shouting at them to shut up (“she can’t even hear,” ryan says, “how does she know we’re even home???
  • but apparently the lady is tough as nails and she and geoff bond over tattoos (“i think she used to be in a gang,” geoff says wonderingly, maybe fangirling a little about it)
  • and she covers their asses when shit gets hot with the police, so ryan’s not gonna complain about it

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