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Season Finale Spoilers

So I’ve read a huge synopsis of the season finale and it is both epic and heartbreaking. These spoilers are not marked as official by TSDF but the spoilers have been accurate so far. DO NOT CLICK “KEEP READING” IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE SPOILERS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!”

I am going to tag multiple characters to throw people off so don’t worry just because you see a certain character in the tags.

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fairystonelove submitted:

I’m inclined to agree with you blog owner that he seems, to me anyway, a bit all over the place in terms of identity. Sometimes I wonder which Tom is the real one - the one that was presented to us during 2014/2015 (neat tidy well turned out etc) or the person we’ve seen in the last year (scruffy hair, a different taste in clothes etc) I know he’s pretty much never been single since he was young so yeah maybe he’s adjusting to being on his own but the change in him is vast. Do you know what I saying ?
Anyway this is all just my own thoughts so before anyone jumps all over it !!


Agreed

anonymous asked:

It hasn't even sunk in yet....Harry on SNL is happening in a couple of weeks, and that's just the first confirmed promo activity, I wonder what else we're gonna find out about soon. This is all too much, solo harry is the ultimate blessing already

like this is just the tip of the iceberg

i bet he’s gonna do a bit of promo in the uk before he goes on snl and then most likely several other us based shows following that

or like a talk show to promo his single(s) + snl appearance before snl too???

IDK BUT ITS GONNA BE GREAT

“This family. What can I say. What an honor to have photographed them for eight years. A couple of months ago, the Social Office came to me and said they were thinking of using a family photo for this year’s White House holiday card. So I thought of Justin Trudeau. I know you’re wondering what the heck I’m talking about. Earlier this year we hosted the Canadian Prime Minister for a formal State Dinner. Malia and Sasha attended as guests. Before the dinner, I did a family photo in the White House residence. But later, when the Trudeaus arrived, the two families spent some time on the Truman Balcony with their respective delegations. At one point, the Prime Minister asked if we could do a photo of he and his wife with the Obama family. Click, click, click. Then, he said I should do a photo of just the Obamas. I could have said, ‘Sir, we already did one before you arrived.’ But instead, I clicked off a few quick frames. And lo and behold, it was this picture that Justin Trudeau asked me to take which everyone loved as the choice for the 2016 White House holiday card.” —Chief Official White House Photographer Pete Souza

a tale of trees and espionage

okay story time:

my professor (lovely man, married to our TA, 5'2", about as intimidating as a muffin) is a dendrologist by trade, so he studies trees. it was about three hours into our social sciences course, last lecture before exams, everyone was frazzled and exhausted, so he told us about his most exciting/in-depth research to date to cheer us up.

(the few of us who actually showed up were like “ok sir im sure its fascinating” but in our minds we were totally like its trees what. is. exciting. about trees. You might be wondering the same thing - the acorns? the leaves? the roots? BUT NO. IMMA FUCKIN TELL YA.)

ANYWAY we settle in, he had a few pictures loaded up from his field work (we were chuckling at this point…. ‘hehehe field work’ i giggled to my frend. its trees.) and began to tell his tale. it’s long, imma warn you, but……. god. just read it.

theres an species of tree called the cucumber tree (Magnolia acuminata, if ya wanna get all Latin-y). its super endangered, in our region there’s only ~280 that are registered by the government, yadda yadda yadda. my prof thought that was tragic (i know) but also strange, because when he was writing his thesis about local trees years ago, he kept coming across cucumber trees in really random places. we’re talking like backyards, independently-owned nurseries, etc. WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE because, according to tree law (i know) it is very strictly protected by the government, and thus super “illegal to possess, transport, collect, buy or sell any part of a living or dead member of a listed species if it originates from wild sources.” essentially, the govt takes control over growing the trees and anyone who independently raises them is breaking the law (i know)

so he’d ask people “do you have a permit for these trees?” and they were like “uh no, it’s just a tree someone sold me, i think it looks nice, are you gonna arrest me?” so he’d be like “nah nah nah just tell me who sold it to you”

eventually, months/years later, someone did, and turns out it was like this underground sort-of illegal tree dealing club (i know). so my prof went, got a bit of funding from the government, who were getting pissed at independent cucumber tree numbers, and THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTO THE GOOD SHIT I STG.

he infiltrates the tree trafficking organization. he buys a cucumber tree from an independent nursery, raises it for months, ensures he gets noticed by the traffickers, and then INFILTRATES it and convinces its leader to LET HIM JOIN. he has to pay like a steep entrance fee, which he does (and it blows my mind that the government of my country paid money to illegal tree dealers), but then he is given full access to records and maps because they think he’s one of them, not a SECRET AGENT.

now this part blows my mind because the tree lords don’t even have to try very hard to find cucumber trees because government agents MARK THE TREES AND DISTINCTLY TAG THEM SAYING THIS IS ENDANGERED DO NOT TOUCH. so, ya know…………. it’s a bit obvious. my prof hangs out with the members so much that he figures out their “hit spots”. these are where the trees are relatively secluded and unguarded. (he writes all this shit and numbers down for his research.)

BUT THATS NOT ENOUGH BECAUSE THE GOVT SAYS HES WASTING THEIR FUNDING IF HE DOESNT HAVE PROOF and they are willing to take LEGAL ACTION for misuse of funding (my prof doesn’t have the money nore time nor power to take them to court, which would also blow his cover). so my prof literally STAKES OUT a copse of cucumber trees at a recognized wildlife reserve for. DAYS. he camps there, and watches the trees, is about to give up, he’s going off an unreliable rumor from the traffickers that a harvester would be going there within the next week. finally, this guy comes and takes the cucumber tree seeds from the CLEARLY MARKED trees by the government, and my prof takes pictures (we are shown these pictures, most of us are speechless at this point). dozens of candid shots of a man my grandpa’s age with a grocery store bag, garden shears, and a ladder, clipping away the illegal seeds and then going on his merry fucking way.

so my prof has the proof, he’s been undercover for months now at this point, he writes up his report, gives it to the government who is like…….. “oh shit”, helps them draft up a new LESS COMPLETELY FUCKING OBVIOUS way of marking endangered trees (so that way non-tree-lovers wouldn’t damage them further, etc.), and then never returns to the tree traffickers. he’d given them a fake name, address, everything….. he disappears.

…there was a full minute of stunned silence from us students at this point, during which he grew more and more nervous (again, he’s a muffin) and all of us students are just like……. “whoa.” we asked him what happened to the remaining illegal cucumber trees & if he turned the tree dealers in to the government, and that is when he smiles a little bit and shows us the last few pictures. because here’s the kicker… he never turned the smugglers in. he burned all the data he collected, defied the government pressuring him to turn them in, and the only reason he’s not incarcerated is because his work is so prominent in certain circles now & universities love him, that there would be an uproar if he got arrested. he’s like a fucking anti-hero and then he tells us (i’ll never forget, it’s the most inspirational green-thumb thing in the world) “it may be 'illegal’, but those who risk their liberty to ~save the world~ should never be reprimanded, no matter what those in power say.”

we are all stunned. some of us are considering dendrology as a field we’d now be interested in pursuing. he clicks his slide one final time, before we leave our last lecture and, since he had an asthma attack (lil muffin) he didn’t attend our exam, so i never see him again…………

and there, on the slides, the last picture? THERE HE IS. in his own backyard. with his equally lovely TA wife. both grinning innocently, standing underneath a……. FUCKING. FULL GROWN. ILLEGAL. CUCUMBER TREE.

What I Can’t Give You

Request: I was wondering if you could do a Bucky x reader where Bucky notices that she gets upset whenever anyone mentions babies when she used to love the topic before and he finds out that she was recently diagnosed with infertility? If it’s too complicated or you don’t feel comfortable writing it, I understand! Thank you either way! ❤ - @blazeshira

Bucky Barnes X Reader

Word Count: 1492

Warnings: Talk of infertility, brief mention of sexual activity, it’s angsty and fluffy? 

A/N: Hello! I know this isn’t exactly the exact same as the request, but it was what I was able to create, so I hope it’s alright!! xo

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Proof of Janstar In Mathmagic

I believe this episode has given us an example of a timeline in which Janna works up the courage to ask out Star! This, as you may suspect, is due to the following lines:

Janna: “Hey Star, why did the chicken cross the road?”

Star: “What?”

Janna: “To ask out the rooster.”

What a peculiar punchline! I’ve certainly never heard that one before. Yet, was Janstar intended to be on our minds? Yes, I believe it was! You see, immediately after Raid the Cave premiered, By the Book played.

Glossaryck: “Friends? Well, that’s such a simple concept.”

Raid the Cave had us all wondering if Glossaryck’s intentions were pure or not.

Glossaryck: “Oh. I thought we were friends.”

By the Book sought to have us sympathize with Glossaryck by showing him in a saddened state. One may conjure up many theories as to why Glossaryck acted the way he did, if he truly feels emotions, etc. However, the point remains that By the Book aired after Raid the Cave. Surely this was no mere coincidence; rather, it was strategic planning designed to refresh us on the character and have us contemplate them. So what played immediately after Mathmagic?

That’s right, Girl’s Day Out! This is the most influential Janstar episode, if not Bon Bon the Birthday Clown. Why would Girl’s Day Out specifically be chosen to air after Mathmagic? To ensure Janstar is on our minds and reaffirm their relationship!

Just look at that smile! So what can we say about this timeline? Well, nothing has changed asides from Janna’s beanie and some minor dialogue. This is not an outlandish world, it is a very plausible reality for Star.

Star: “That joke, you just told me it a minute ago, but it was a little different.”

Janna: “What are you talking about?!”

I didn’t catch this the first time I watched the episode, but Janna seems extraordinarily displeased with Star here. I thought it was just because what Star’s saying makes no sense to Janna. However, Janna is also likely upset that her attempt to ask out Star was called a “joke”.

Janna may have been working up the courage to ask Star out for a long time, and phrasing it in such a wacky form may have been Janna’s way of making it memorable. To see Star react in such a manner would surely be disheartening.

So, this alternate timeline in which Janstar is unequivocally canon is a very possible reality. Girl’s Day Out aired after Mathmagic specifically to instill the romantic pairing of the two in our heads and have us view the episode in such a light. Coupled with the descriptions of upcoming episodes and screenshot of Janna with her arm around Star, I think the future is very bright for Janstar!

Why I ship Rapunzel and Eugene

Some people are probabaly wondering why do I ship an animated couple so much. Let me explain why using just the Tangled Before Ever After movie.

1. When Rapunzel asked “Have you seen anything so beautiful?” Eugene looked at Rapunzel and said YES

2. The moments when they almost kissed and Eugene was mad/upset that he didn’t get to kiss her

3. There was a lot of hand holding moments and I thought all of them were really cute

4. Eugene poured his heart out in the proposal and Rapunzel was so happy at first to hear what he had to say

5. Rapunzel felt really bad for saying no to Eugene’s proposal

6. The guards were front of Rapunzel’s bedroom doors and Eugene was trying to do anything to see her.

7. Then Eugene poured out his heart AGAIN to what he thought was Rapunzel minutes after his proposal

8. Eugene tried to find Rapunzel after Pascal told him he didn’t know where she was.

9. When Eugene broke down the door

10. When Rapunzel wasn’t scared to show Eugene her hair

11. When Eugene wanted to make sure Rapunzel was okay wondering how she got her hair back.

12. When Rapunzel walked into her coronation and Eugene couldn’t stop staring at her (even though she was wearing a crazy wig).

13. When Eugene said “that’s my girl”

14.When Rapunzel gave Eugene a frying pan for self defense

15.When Eugene gave Rapunzel a cupcake (just like he did in the movie)

16. When Eugene didn’t understand why Rapunzel said no to his proposal but he would do ANYTHING to make her say yes and do ANYTHING to make her happy.

THIS COUPLE IS TRUE LOVE. I KNOW THERE NOT REAL. BUT THEY SHOW WHAT LOVE REALLY IS.

Eugene tries to do whatever he can to make Rapunzel happy and Rapunzel loves having Eugene in her life but doesn’t want to commit right away because she’s trying to find herself.

(Sorry most of them were about Eugene)

I just cant help myself. I’m sorry! (not rly) but terumob is so cuuute xD

Have you ever think about what if teru is mob’s childhood friend instead of tsubomi? Have you ever wonder how adorable it is? Gaaaah I got more cavities than I should but I have no regrets. I will spread the cavities to everyone muahahah!

I used some scene from ep 2 for reference and tbh, I’m very bad with angles and poses lel
Also, idk what teru looks like when he was a kid so…. i just use his first hairstyle before the top of his head shaved clean hahah.

Turning Me On pt. 2 (Smut)

Request: Hi! Okay I just found your blog and IM OBSESSED, I just finished reading “turning me on” the Victoria secret model, and I was wondering if you could make like a part 2 (smut) of what he’d do. I know you probably have a lot of requests but you can’t leave me hanging on a story like that.

Word count: 1,142

Turning Me On volume 2 (Smut)

“Hurry” she whispered desperately to me while pulling me along.

She pushed me down the halls before we made it back to her changing room. Quickly, she pulled me in and locked the door behind us.

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{Reaction} EXO’s child coming out to them.

Hi!! 😁 Can you do like a reaction from EXO of their child coming out to them? I am not sure if you have done it before. But, Thank you!!! ☺️ 

Note: Ahh this was a sweet request. This request was very personal to me and I hope you enjoy it a lot. I know I may not have their reactions accurate, I’m not sure how homosexuality is presented in Asia either, so this is purely based off how I see them as people and how I think they would react to something like this. Anyway, please enjoy. Fighting!~

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/ images used.

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Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by wooyoung

Chanyeol knew something was wrong by the way his child as looking so nervous. As he watched his child nervously stood before him with shaky hands, he could feel his own begin to tremble as his mind wondered to what could possibly cause his child so much anxiety. He hated how uneasy his child looked, so vulnerable and afraid, it made Chanyeol’s heart clench in his on messed up worry and anxiety. But as his child confessed that they were attracted to the same sex, Chanyeol found himself more confused than anything else, his lips smiling as he thinks that was all they were worried about?

Chanyeol: “That is just fine, {child}. Did you really think that it was an issue? It doesn’t change a thing, and all I want is for you to be happy, okay? If you bring home a girl, then that’s fine, if you bring home a boy, that’s also fine. But don’t think you’re going to get away with me not bringing out the baby photos.” *Grinning as he opens his arms up to give his child a hug.*


Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.

Originally posted by overdyosed

Since Kyungsoo doesn’t have a problem with homosexuality, or anything like that, his reaction wasn’t very eventful. He doesn’t see why his child should feel the need to come out, and it makes him somewhat annoyed that the word is this way, why can’t people love and accept? But at the same time, he is happy for his child, and will do everything to make sure they find ultimate happiness in the end.

Kyungsoo: “I don’t care if you bring home a boy or a girl, if they break your heart, tell them to sleep with one eye open.”


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by ohhsenshine

Baekhyun would be thrilled when his child opens up about their sexuality. Mainly because he thinks it’s a good thing his child feels confident enough to open up about this kind of thing in the first place. While he is extremely proud of his child and will be supportive all the way through, he would also tease them the same way if they were heterosexual. Basically, he would be the best father in the world and would be supportive whatever his child decided to be or wanted to be with.

Baekhyun: “Now I don’t know much about sex between two-”

{Child}: “Dad!”

Baekhyun: “BUT, if you need anything… lube, protection, anything. You just let me know, okay?”

{Child}: “You’re so embarrassing!”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by xehun

This usually sassy man would change attitudes completely when it comes to something like this. When he found out that his child was homosexual, he would soften, and he would reassure them that it is perfectly okay with him whatever kind of person that they wanted to be with even if they were a girl or a boy. While being a little bit teasing and sassy, he would make sure that his child knows his sincerity and that he will always be there for them whenever they need to talk or be supported.

Sehun: “Never don’t mind about a thing~” *Literal meme*


Zhang Yixing/ Lay

Originally posted by wooyoung

Yixing may find the concept a little strange at the beginning. Since he isn’t used to the culture (and often tries to call EXO manly after they show strong affections for one another) he might find it a little bit confusing and may not know how to handle the news at the beginning. He wouldn’t be unsupportive, and he would never criticize his child for feeling this way, he would just need some time to adjust and understand. But when his child brings home their partner for the first time, he falls in love with the couple, and instantly decides that this development isn’t going to change a single thing.

Yixing: “I know I was unsure at the beginning, but now I understand why you love them, and I am happy that you’ve found someone that can make you feel this well. You compliment each other well, I give you my blessing to be with them, not that you needed it anyway.” *Grinning*


Kim Jongdae/ Chen

Originally posted by zhangyixings

Chen was making dinner when his child came out to him, it wasn’t the fact that they were gay that made him drop a pile of hot plates on the floor, it was the fact that his child had been seeing someone for the past few months without him knowing that really startled him.

{child}: “I’m sorry, please don’t be upset.”

Jongdae: “I demand you tell me about them at once and call them over for dinner. I’d like to meet them immediately.”

{child}: “So you’re… not mad?”

Jongdae: “Why would I be mad? Love is love, right? Now come on, I want to meet them so I can finally play the embarrassing father role.”

{child}: “Isn’t that what Uncle Suho is for?”

Jongdae: “Let me live this moment, please!”


Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

Originally posted by oppa-smiles

Minseok’s reaction was actually pretty underwhelming. Even though his child had taken him out to coffee to reveal the news, Minseok played it off as if it wasn’t anything at all, mainly because he didn’t mind, and didn’t think that his child should be so stressed to tell him something like this. Minseok is very open and accepting, so it doesn’t upset him in the slightest when he finds out this information about his child. If anything, he is happy for them, because he knows that they will eventually find someone to love. He prefers it when his child tells him things like this instead of pretending. The last thing he wants is for his child to be with someone he doesn’t love just to make others around them happy.

{child}: “I’m gay…”

Minseok: “And I’m thirsty, can you get me a black coffee?”

{child}: “Aren’t you upset about this?”

Minseok: “No, why would I be upset? As long as you find someone who is good to you, I will be happy for you.”


Huang Zitao/ Tao

Originally posted by e-x-o-s

When his child first told him about this, he was a little confused about it and seemed a little dismissive. He went on to do some research about it (AKA he asked Kris what he should feel about this) after talking through his worries (he was anxious he wasn’t a good enough father because he doesn’t know how he should support the child) he realised that it wasn’t all that hard, and that he was more proud of his child than ever before for being so bold and speaking his mind. When his child came home that eveing, Tao approached them and gave them a hug, explaining that he was proud of them and that he hopes they will find someone good for them.

Tao: “Remember that I need to make sure they are suitable for you before you can date them.”

{child}: *Laughing* “Of course, Dad.”


Kim Junmyeon/ Suho

Originally posted by wintershower

Suho doesn’t care if his child is homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual or any other sexuality. He doesn’t care if his child dates someone of the same sex or if they are foreign. As long as his child is happy, then he is too. Suho is literally the most chilled and accepting man and possibly the best man for a father role because he would be the most supportive person on the planet.

{child}: “I just need to tell you that… well, I’m gay.”

Suho: “Hi gay, I’m Dad.”

{child}: “… I hate you so much”

*All joking apart, Suho would be so proud, and would probably cry tears of happiness knowing that his child is finally showing their true identity and are a step closer to finding happiness.”


Luhan

Originally posted by wetsekai

Luhan chuckled as his child revealed this new information to him. He looked over at Minseok who was sat beside him and held his hand out, a smirk playing at his lips as he asked for the money he was owed for the bet they made. The child watched in astonishment as Minseok handed the money over and Luhan explained they had made a bet on when the child would finally come clean about their true feelings. This is probably where I should also add that Luhan is chill about it, and proud of them for making this big step.

{child}: “You… knew?”

Luhan: “You think I was born yesterday? I know that ‘we’re studying’ excuse is a lie. Since when did you study?”

{child}: “… okay yeah, fair enough, you got me there.”


Kim Jongin/ Kai

Originally posted by wooyoung

Kai smiled as his child told him about their sexuality. Even though it isn’t always socially accepted, Kai doesn’t see a problem with it at all. In the moment, he was sat with his child downstairs at 3am with cups of hot tea. He feels a tear run down in emotional happiness and chuckles as his child begins to cry as well. As the two of them sit in an utter moment of true emotion mixed with love and happiness, he reaches over and pulls his child into a hug, reassuring them that he is always going to be proud of them.

Kai: “You were and always will be the best thing that ever happened to me, {child}.”


Wu Yifan/ Kris

Originally posted by yourtypicalasianfangirl

Since Kris has done a lot of travelling and has many friends over the world, he has seen many different perspectives and lives. So when his child tells him about their sexuality, he is less than bothered by it. Not in a bad way, but it just doesn’t matter to him if his child is gay or not, in his eyes, if his child is happy then he is too and that is all that matters.

Kris: “Angry? Why would I be angry? I think it’s good you’re closer finding your true identity. I hope that one day, you will be able to find someone who will make you very happy.”

Texts the signs have sent me

Aries: And when my mind starts wonder, I usually think of you. I tried to reach out a while back but it must not have sent. I’m not sure what happened between us but things seem different then before.

Taurus: Don’t be salty! He’s getting the dough so he can be your sugar daddy

Gemini: oh ok. Thanks! Sorry I thought this was someone else

Cancer: dog appreciation pic *inserts picture of dog*

Leo: Yesterday I kept noticing my hand was black and I couldn’t figure out why but then when I changed I realized a pen exploded in my pocket and my whole thigh was black and I couldn’t get it off.

Virgo: I wanna watch scooby doo now!! But all of it you have to rent on demand !

Libra:I couldn’t believe you were there with me I was like I can’t fuck this up. I would’ve been sick with myself if I had. I didn’t think I would just know or be so certain but I was right away

Scorpio: Damn that is pretty but also mournful

Sagittarius: did you tell him to die for me?

Capricorn: Quit singing and go shave you legs!

Aquarius: ARE YOU GOING TO WARPED

Pisces: BRUH I JUST LIKE PASSED OUT FOR REAL And now I’m walking in this creepy town

i wonder how good wishiwashi is, they were hyping it up a bit before release, let’s see them stats

oh my god its literally the worst pokemon in solo form, worse than sunkern and magikarp RIP you fucking fishy asshole let’s see the school form

HOLY FUCK HE IS A FUCKNIG GOD

after

Mulder had passed out almost the second Will had put his hands on him. Now Will’s asleep, too, his head leaning awkwardly against the back of the kitchen chair. She watches them both. She thinks about miracles, and wonders if she’s finally used all of hers up.

It’s long past sunset when Mulder finally wakes up. He does it slowly, stretching his feet out and blinking into the darkness before he turns his head to her.

“What happened?” he asks, slurring the words.

“I don’t know,” she says honestly. She gets up and stands over him, pressing her hand to his forehead, the side of his neck. His fever’s gone down. His pulse is somewhere on the high side of normal, but that’s to be expected, considering he just underwent major surgery on a kitchen table with local (and perhaps psychic) anesthetic.

He seems fine. She can’t stop touching him, just to make sure.

Mulder nods, then yawns, bringing his head back to center. She should get him a pillow, but she’s not ready to leave him alone yet.

“I saved you,” he says to the ceiling, half-delirious. “Scully, remember?”

Scully doesn’t bother asking him which of the five hundred occasions he’s thinking of; it hardly matters. She just chokes out a laugh and rests her head on his chest, where his heart is still beating. “Yeah,” she says. “You did.”

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tell me more about jay halstead’s past [28/∞]

In working on this comic, I got to thinking about something:  
I’m glad we know more about what fueled this moment now:

All of their past and all anger aside, Journal 3 showed us that Ford was in fight mode.  Moments before this scene, he was battling literal demons in what is basically Hell after 30 years of preparation.  The flight half of fight of flight was long out the interdimensional window (portal?) at this point.  Everything inside of him was directed at “destroy Bill.”  If not for that, I wonder what would have been different.  (AU where the portal opens when Ford is just randomly wandering some other dimension?)

But if we take that a step further into the realm of implications, it gets worse.  It’s pretty heavily implied that this was a suicide mission for Ford.  He 100% did not expect to survive his encounter with Bill.  Stan wasn’t facing his brother here.  He was facing a suicidal man in fight mode who’d been betrayed, who’d lost everything and who’d been denied his revenge and the consequences he believed he deserved for the mistakes he’d made.   

Stan saved him but in that moment, he didn’t want to be saved.

(Of course Stan had no way of knowing that.  He was still working off of the instruction to “do something!”  And I think he would have saved him anyway if he did know, but he might have been more prepared to be punched by knowing he was getting involved in a volatile situation.)

(Oh…  How about an AU where the portal opens right as Ford destroys Bill and Stan saves him at the last moment before the Nightmare realm implodes?  I have a feeling this would have played out a little differently…)

Presents

Sangwoo finds a dildo in Bum’s old apartment. Things escalate quickly from there.

“Hey Bum! I brought you a present!” Sangwoo called out as he walked into the living area where Yoonbum was huddled in the corner.
“What are you doing there? Come out so I can show you properly!” Sangwoo smiled as Yoonbum crawled out into the middle of the room.
“Look at this! It’s so worn! How many times did you use this?” Sangwoo wondered as he waved the once red dildo in Yoonbum’s face.
“Why-” Yoonbum balked before stopping himself and looking up at Sangwoo with wide eyes.
“Why would you even have this?” Sangwoo cackled as he continued to tease him mercilessly, “did you fuck yourself with it?”
He felt giddy as Yoonbum refused to meet his gaze. This was going to be fun.
“I asked you a question. Why are you ignoring me?”
“I - it’s just… Sangwoo.” Yoonbum faltered, looking up pitifully at him with eyes that begged to be saved.
“No, no, no. Now play the game Bum.” Sangwoo warned playfully as he continued to wave the object of discussion in Yoonbum’s mortified face.
“Don’t look so horrified when it’s been inside you.”
“You! I pretended it was you!” Yoonbum cracked, leaving Sangwoo stunned.

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how did nsy arrive before john?

something about this meta and the theory about john killing mary and sherlock covering it up made me wonder, so i made a little research, and i am sorry if i am wrong since i am not from london, but here’s what i saw. 

we are shown john calling someone on his way to the aquarium, i guess we can safely say he’s calling greg. now, after showing us this, we see (for quite a while) the road before john. i was going through caps carefully in order to see at least something that would make it obvious where he was going. as always, i was seeing but not observing.

we can clearly see big ben at the top of the frame. so, we might conclude the approximate whereabouts of john at that very moment. now, if we look at the map, we can see he was pretty close to the aquarium at this point.

but, if we look for nsy… they are while not much, but farther away. 

again, i am not from london and haven’t lived there for any considerable amount of time, but perhaps it’s safe to say that john had every chance of arriving to the aquarium much faster than greg. yet, he didn’t. and also, how did he know he had to call him in the first place?