i won't even get into this right now

  • Akira: Hey Ryuji
  • Ryuji: What?
  • Akira: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Ryuji: What is it, Akira?
  • Akira: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
  • Ryuji: Yeah
  • Akira: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so I was like, I won't give specific dates, but I was like "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Ryuji: Mmm-hmm
  • Akira: Your response...
  • Ryuji: *starts laughing*
  • Akira: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Ryuji: *continues laughing*
  • Akira: "Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Ryuji: *continues laughing even louder*
  • Akira: No-no-no punctuation. Random capitalization.
  • Akira: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • Akira: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn creator of Facebook right fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fucking shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Ryuji: *continues laughing*
  • Akira: I respond, "Ryuji, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg. I'm very tired"
  • Ryuji: *laughs*
  • Akira: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the hideout today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
  • Ryuji: *hysterical laughing*
On a more...mellow night at Sour Cream's house
  • Lars: ...s..Sadie...are you high.
  • Sadie: N...no I don't think so. Steven?
  • Steven: I am literally a cactus right now.
  • Lars: Oh crap he's a cactus.
  • Sadie: He is NOT a cactus, he's...what are you again?
  • Steven: I don't even know... Jesus?
  • Lars: He is basically Jesus.
  • Buck Dewey: Aren't we all Jesus some times?
  • Jenny: I...am pizza.
  • Sour Cream: He won't come back, he won't come back, he won't come back-
  • Lars: SC..SC chill, Steven is feeling you right now, with his magical Gem Jesus powers.
  • Steven: WHY AM I SUCH A JESUS?!
  • Onion: MAMAMAMA!
  • Sour Cream: Oh god, Onion is here, why is he here, everything is the worst.
  • Steven: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
  • Amethyst: What did Pearl say Amethyst, "Don't get high with teenagers, you WILL be the baby-sitter."
"Lucky Us" Writing Process
  • Penny: That's a cute joke, Adrien, but I'm not letting you break the fourth wall.
  • Adrien: Why not?!
  • Me: *walks on set* Hello. I am here on behalf of the Marinette Should Get to Touch Adrien's Naked Chest Committee.
  • Marinette: *gives me a thumbs up*
  • Penny: This is Chapter 25. They won't even be occupying the same physical space.
  • Me: Yes. I am aware.
  • Penny: *narrows eyes at Marinette*
  • Marinette: I don't have to touch his chest RIGHT now.
  • Adrien: I disagree, but okay...

twenty years from now my kid will come running into the room crying and screaming and throwing things onto the floor and I’ll stand by all horrified and ask over and over “what happened” and they’ll just look at me with betrayal in their eyes, throw the complete box set of avatar the last airbender at me and whisper, “you liar…zutara wasn’t endgame. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN, HOW COULD SHE END UP WITH AANG what about all their chemistry” and I’ll get down real slow and hug them and stroke their hair as they sob. And then I’ll say emotionally, “But they’ll always be together…” Pause as I take a deep breath and place my hand over my heart, “in HERE”

anonymous asked:

Hello Love, I just wanted to send you a little something to let you know how much you mean to me. I know I can be a bit of a selfish git from time to time, but I love you so much. You are my lifeline in this ocean of chaos. Everytime I feel like I'm losing myself in the chaos, you bring me back. You are my heart & soul. I'll be with you soon, but rest assured that I will be thinking of you everyday until I can hold you in my arms again. I love you so much, Draco.

Guys, I need someone to love me like this. You guys are making my day a bit better! Still crying tho, btw.

anonymous asked:

How was the concert? Did you have fun? Tell me all the juicy bits how are they live? I'm sure I'll never see them cause Bighit hates Europe and I'm even more sure that if they do come they don't know abt Eastern Europe so I still won't be able to go :/

Dude…. It was amazing. And I really hope European ARMY gets to experience it some time soon! It was a really different experience from the TRB Dallas, mostly because I was so much closer last time, but this time I was p2 and I got to see all the choreo and shit but I was still close enough to feel close and it was just…. amazing. I want to write up a full fan account later but right now I’m just gonna list the top things I remember about each of the boys:

Kook: God. His solo stage was fucking remarkable. His footwork his voice his moves just. He is such an entertainer, he’s so superhuman. We had pretty good view of his thigh girth from our seats and it, too, was remarkable…. Jenny’s words, not mine….. He also followed Jin’s lead and stole an army bomb, but instead of sweetly returning it like Jin, he pretended to drop it like a little imp butt because he’s a fucking imp butt. When Jimin said “Did you like it?” his little “I liked it” was the cutest thing I have ever heard and I squealed and fell to the floor, he is just precious and talented and adorable. A complete dork, the hottest dork. 

Yoongi: Um just like fucking fire. Just. fire. His Cypher verse was immaculate, I’m talking full virgin birth immaculate, and his solo stage was fucking POWERFUL man. It was so emotional and powerful and I was like legit moved by him. He also dropped it low. He is so tiny and so beautiful and so fucking talented it hurts me. Fun fact: my little sister got drenched in Father Yoongi’s holy water during Cypher. 

Jin: Stunning. Charismatic. Hilarious. Talented. His solo was another world man. I think he actually had my favorite voice live?? Which I wasn’t expecting because last time it was Baby J but….. wow. Fucking stunning. He blew at least 4 kisses and stole 2 army bombs, one regular one, then one pink one when we did the rainbow ocean. He looked so polite and charming when he was asking the girl for them. He just looked happy and carefree and UGH just perfect. 

Taehyung: SHIT MAN HIS HIGH NOTES that’s right, this deep subterranean voiced motherfucker was SLAYING HIS FUCKING high notes during his solo like WOW it was better live than you can imagine. Probably the best high notes of the concert. And it seemed like he was throwing some extra ones in there.  He also LOVED to tease the crowd, like squat down and make cute faces at the fans. His charisma while dancing was off the charts, he goes from zero to too intense in 1 sec flat. There were eyebrows. 

Jimin: It’s really hard to understand the POWER in his dance until you see it live. He is….. he’s something else. His every move, every pause, every breath is just brimming with potential energy, he THROWS himself into the dances, you’ve never seen anything like it. He is a born performer. Even when he’s not dancing or singing, he’s performing. His voice is so clear and lovely. He started the concert with his hair all nicely combed down like a nice little fringe but by the end, he had done that thing where he ran his fingers through it to the point where it was off his forehead. He did this thing where he liked to gaze off all seriously into the crowd and probably give some poor fan a heart attack by looking straight into their souls. Rude as shit, always found a way to make every move a little bit nasty. Perfect, stunning, small. 

Hobi: …. I could not take my eyes off of him. I could not. First of all not only is he the most beautiful person I have ever seen in front of my eyes, but he is just….. his on-stage charisma is second to none. When he’s dancing, he’s still engaging the audience, he’s smiling, he’s just…. fuck I don’t even know how to describe it. He draws you in. He is by far, for me, the most comprehensively amazing live performer. His singing? Fucking amazing. Mama killed me. It was perfect. He knows how to work an audience, man. Ruder than Jimin even, always throwing in extra little rolls and thrusts, but you can’t even be mad at him, because he is HUMAN SUNSHINE and you know what I know we call him that all the time, I know that’s like his thing, but at this concert, I felt it, I felt happier just looking at him. I can’t… describe him. He’s just. The closest thing to magic that this dreary world has to offer. 

Namjoon: I…… I don’t even really know…. how to articulate…. any of this. Full disclosure I have been having a slow motion Kim Namjoon meltdown since summer 2015 but… this concert was the culmination of all of that. Arguably the most emotional moment of the concert was his solo stage. And listen, I was not even a huge fan of Reflection before this, like it was great and all but it was one of the ones I skipped over on the album. But he… jesus he just. He fucking felt this shit. He felt what he was saying, and I felt it, and every time he said ‘I wish I could love myself,’ the crowd shouted ‘we love you’ and fuck i have never felt so bonded with that many thousands of fucking people. It was this giant cohesive emotional moment and it was transcendent. I’m pretty sure he also found a way to make the rainbow crowd like a statement about racial equality, just the most philosophical beautiful asshole you’ve ever met. When the crowd got rowdy and people were getting hurt, he stopped everything and said, “no pushing please, safety is the most important thing” and would not proceed until there was order. He talked to the crowd like he was talking to friends, he was never full of himself or condescending, despite their immense undeniable success, like he was just so genuine and thankful, and as soon as he walked off that stage, I immediately missed him. He has utterly ruined human beings for me and I am honestly so fucked. 

I’m really disappointed with how this whole fidget spinner craze turned out. I was hoping that it would make it easier for people who needed them to get them at local stores at good prices, but that’s not what’s happening.

The kid across the street that my sister and I babysit is really upset right now because he got one last year for his ADHD, but now they’ve been banned at his school. Kids are buying them and using them like toys, doing tricks with them and just being disruptive. So now the kids who actually need to use them to concentrate aren’t allowed to have them at all because they think it would be unfair for certain kids to have “toys” and ban them for everyone else. 

I should have known this was how it was going to turn out when someone at work pointed out that the one I’ve been using for awhile was “the hottest new kids toy” and didn’t believe me when I told him it was a tool and not something I use just for fun. 

  • H.G.: Hey Ernest.
  • Ernest: What?
  • H.G.: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Ernest: What is it, H.G.?
  • H.G.: Well, I sent you a telegram...
  • Ernest: Mmhm.
  • H.G.: ...early in the morning.
  • Ernest: Yeah.
  • H.G.: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Ernest: Mmhm.
  • H.G.: Your response...
  • Ernest: *starts laughing*
  • H.G.: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Ernest: *continues laughing*
  • H.G.: ..."Motherfucking John Cusack Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking The Raven bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Ernest: *continues laughing even louder*
  • H.G.: No—no...no punctuation... Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • H.G.: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a telegram from you: "Goddamn created The Raven and critics and shit right fucking Rufus Griswold goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just read this shit fuck John Cusack man"
  • H.G.: I respond, "Ernest, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit John Cusack
  • I'm very tired"
  • Ernest: *dying on the floor by this point*
  • H.G.: I'm just like, "No problem, Ernest. I'll try to do most of the talking at the writers' conference today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Raven poem all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about The Raven fuck dude I just read it a year and a half ago fuck John Cusack man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Rufus Griswold rowing Trent resin or did the review fuck this guy who wrote The Raven I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck wrote The Raven all I can think is the guy who played the guy who wrote The Raven who the fuck wrote The Raven?!" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,

mrtitanic  asked:

I hope the choice to decrease the number of Gatewatch cards doesn't mean that we won't get more of their stories. Although BFZ was very poorly conducted (IMO) I have felt that the Gatewatch stories have been improving dramatically - SOI/EMN were amazing and Amonkhet is off to an even better start. The characters are truly evolving. I'd hate to see them go away now that creative has finally got them right.

I said we are decreasing how often the Gatewatch appears on planeswalker cards. Many people who didn’t read everything in the post are applying it to the story, but that isn’t what I said.

anonymous asked:

you wanted director sanvers prompts? so like i had the thought of them making a want/will/won't list (for sex, to be clear) or otherwise just discussing sex and kink and it could get quite amusing i'm sure? if that sounds interesting to you (sorry this is kinda vague, it's late i cannot do words right now apparently)

Healthy relationships involve a lot of discussions of wants and needs. Healthy triad relationships require even more. Healthy relationships with an interest in even the slightest hint of kink? So many conversations.

Which, cool. Lucy wanted this to work Danvers was an anxious piece of work, and as much as Lucy loved liked Danvers, she really wanted this to work. And Maggie, christ, where Alex was pliant and  soft, Maggie was push and pull and sometimes she was soft, but sometimes she pushed back and fought Lucy for control and that was fucking amazing. And the thought of Alex at their mercy? Lucy couldn’t wait.

She was very excited to hear about the wants of her two favorite women. Lucy had plans and fantasies, and things she wanted to do to them, but only if they wanted them too, and without very specific conversations, she knew that her ladies would give her information at a glacier’s pace. Alex worked best with direction, unsure and hesitant until she knew they loved what she did, loved her, and then she grew confident. Getting her to ask for things, for help or for touch or even space, that was a work in progress. And Maggie would take a bullet for either of them, but short of her storming in on a bad day and taking what she wanted, getting her to talk about herself was like pulling funds out of a senator’s ass.

Lucy expected some printed out checklists fresh off the internet. She knew Maggie had done a few things, so she probably had some idea of what she wanted.

She was not expecting Alex’s list.

It was nearly twelve pages, double sided. Not just a checklist, but each bullet point had dates and notes of her reactions, with further notes in a different color for how she felt about trying them with Maggie and Lucy. And Alex didn’t bring one copy, she brought one for each of them. And multi colored pens. And there were charts.

“Danvers, is this, is this a lab report?”

Alex bit the inside of her check, shifting her weight from foot to foot. “When I… when I came out to Sawyer… I mentioned that I never really liked being intimate. But you know, I thought I was just broken or something, so I just… tried a lot of stuff. To see if it worked.”

“And took notes.”

“I made it weird, didn’t I? This is weird.”

Way to go, Lane. “No, Alex, honey. This isn’t weird.”

Maggie reached across the table to still Alex’s hands. “Alex, it’s perfectly normal to try and find things you like, okay? This? This is just a different format than we’re used to.”

“Yeah, Alex, this, this is really helpful, okay? Maggie and I have tried thing with people we know we’re attracted to, so it’s different, we already know things we like and things we’re willing to try with different people. Knowing what you’ve tried and what you like about it? We can work with that.”

Alex still looked really uncomfortable. Maggie took a quick glance down a her copy, leaving her hand on Alex. “Wax play. You liked it?”

“I liked the heat. And I liked… I liked ice. The contrast was good. Just… not the touching.”

“Do you think you want to try that again? With us touching?” Lucy asked.

Her reply was instant. “I always want you to touch me.”

Lucy and Maggie shared a smile. That was good to hear, even if they knew Alex leaned into their touches, would nudge shoulders and play with their hair. Still, she grew up with Kara and used touch as a language, so it was good to know that they were welcome to do the same.

“You’re not a fan of handcuffs,” Maggie said.

“It… It didn’t end well.”

Lucy frowned, skimming the page. Finding the line, she followed to the notes, to the times Alex had tried it, to the dark red in. And Lucy decided she had a name for Winn to look up, and a body to bury. “He didn’t respect your safeword.”

Alex shrugged uncomfortably.

Maggie let her hand slid up Alex’s arm as she circled the table, leaning her weight against the taller woman’s form. “Alex, honey. We need to know, when you’re ready, so we don’t hurt you.”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“And that’s fine. I like handcuffs and so does Lane, but you don’t. So that’s a hard limit for you, and that’s okay.”

“You guys don’t mind?”

“Honey, no.” Lucy was firm. “We want to make you, to make each other feel good. We can’t do that unless you’re comfortable, unless we’re all comfortable.”

Lucy gathered up the lists, and did a quick scan. Maggie had her arms wrapped around Alex, who’s head no longer seemed into the conversation. “Tell you what. You like charts, Danvers, so I’m going to make one that lines up what we all like and what we want to try. And we’ll keep these for reference, and for updating, as we discover what you like, okay?”


“Good girl.”

Alex flushed. Maggie hid a grin in Alex’s shoulder. The one thing she and Lucy did not need a list to know was that Alex had a giant praise kink. It was fun. And might prove to be a very good distraction from her discomfort.

Maggie squeezed their favorite agent tighter, one hand moving to pull her face into a kiss. “And Alex, what if you’re just…  good girl, tonight? Hmmm?”

Alex whimpered.

Lucy smiled and made her way over, curling herself around the other two. “I think you’re ready to be our good girl tonight, and tomorrow we can sit down to go over the rest of this. Tonight, we just have some fun. Can we do that, tiger?”

    Alex nods, almost frantically, against the kiss Lucy presses to her lips. Lucy leans her weight into Alex, pushing her against Maggie’s body, squeezed in between her girlfriends’ arms. Lucy’s second favorite place for Alex to be.

empressarisu  asked:

HC: I like to imagine that even when Victor and Yuuri get into an argument/fight, they'll still be in constant physical contact with each other: touches assuring that yes, we're having a disagreement right now, but I *won't* ignore/leave you just because of this. They won't speak to each other, they're petty that way, but a hand on a shoulder- have you showered already? A hand on an arm- have you eaten yet? A hand on a waist- are you sleepy? Those simple things. (1/2)

AWWWWWW this is so sweet and I totally share this headcanon!!! They slip into bed still angry with each other but after like, a minute, Yuuri silently slips a hand around Victor’s waist and Victor quietly cuddles against him and they’re still mad but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re in love :( :( 

BTS Reaction: They find out you're a classical musician~
  • I hope you guys and the person who requested this enjoy. 💜
  • ——————
  • Kim Seokjin/Jin:
  • ~ He would want to hear you play a little bit, would want to collab at some point. Combining the guitar with your instrument to make something new~
  • You: We sound good together.
  • Jin: Just as good as we look together.
  • You: That's a lot. Too much actually, tone it down. -Little laugh-
  • Jin: We are a power couple.
  • You: -nodding- (Y'all continue with your music combining.)
  • Suga/Yoongi:
  • ~ Enjoys the fact that classical music can be worked in different ways so he tries to mix it with different genres with you. Loves watching you ramble about maybe how difficult or easy playing that type of music is. Overall likes the fact that you play classical music.
  • Yoongi: Really? Yesterday you said it was easy now it's difficult.
  • Yoongi: -Chuckle- Make up your mind, babe.
  • J-Hope/Hoseok:
  • ~ Very impressed that you can play classical music. Starts to study that genre of music, tries to dance to it. Loves hearing you play the music, attempts to give you pointers based on what he has read, sometimes you correct him. A lot of support from him about being a classical musician.
  • Hobi: Wouldn't it be funny if you played our wedding music?
  • Hobi: The traditional wedding song is technically a classic genre no?
  • You: Yeah but I wouldn't play at my own wedding.
  • Hobi: It was just a thought. When we do get married I want you all to myself. So no playing the song even if you wanted too.-cheeky smile-
  • Rap Monster/Namjoon:
  • ~ He would also study classical music. Tries to make lyrics to it, you guys play around with the music. Let's you teach him about it, he loves that you have the same feelings towards music and making it as him.
  • Namjoon: This is your job right?
  • You: -Nodding-
  • Namjoon: How come you never told me until now?
  • Namjoon: Tell me where you play. I promise I won't cheer THAT loud. Give me your pinky.
  • You: -Sigh and wrap your pinky around his-
  • Namjoon: I Kim Namjoon promise to do no loud, embarrassing cheering.
  • Namjoon: -Crossing his fingers behind his back- (Lelelele)
  • Park Jimin/Jimin:
  • ~ You ask him how much he knows, he asks if it would work well with contemporary dance.. Something along those lines. He enjoys Learning facts about the type of music you play.
  • Jimin: You need to write a book. A book on classical music and being a musician so I can read it.
  • Jimin: I'd read it three times or more.
  • You: You'd have the first copy as long as you pay-
  • Jimin: Pay? I thought we were dating.
  • You: I don't care who you are when it comes down to business. You will pay for a copy if you want to have the first one.
  • Jimin: I don't know what love is anymore.
  • V/Taehyung:
  • ~ He would ask a lot of questions. Very immersed into classical music studying with you playing and explaining. Wanting you to teach him things since he plays the saxophone sort of. Would think of a million collabs and all in all adores that you are a classical musician.
  • Tae: You play the saxophone better than meeee~ Teachh meeee
  • You: I'm not that good.
  • Tae: Lies. You're good at so many things.
  • Tae: I have bragging rights xInfinity now. My girlfriend is a classical musician.
  • Jeon Jungkook:
  • ~ Would want you to teach him what you know. Would love to hear you play the music, watch you explain, maybe collab as well, study, does a lot to understand the music you dedicated yourself too.
  • JK: If you're ever having show, I expect free tickets.
  • JK: I'll even bring a giant sign.
  • You: Fite me Jungkook.
  • JK: Okay so maybe no big signs. I'll Be your #1 Fan???
  • You: Better.
  • JK: -Cough- Bringing a sign -Cough-

anonymous asked:

Seriously i don't even know what to say about chiam. Now we have liam's legal actions about the baby. Can at least someone remind them and simon that they're not brangeline, beyonce. Sorry but that kid won't bring any hype out of uk no matter what they'll do. Melly in your opinion even if chiam break up (which i doubt a wedding more possible i expect their statement to say something about their relationship too) we won't get a paternity denial, right? Damn those babygates😠

There’s a few things happening with this, and to be honest this was my face as I read through it:

I’m actually pretty grossed out by what’s happening here (when haven’t I been through this whole thing, let’s be real). They basically issued out a press release  to create an illusion of faux privacy, while simultaneously drumming up artificially high media interest and saying to the paps “THIS BABY HAS A BOUNTY ON ITS HEAD, GET THE PHOTOS”.  Its important to remind folks that Cheryl has a super injunction. She’s had it since 2011. Basically, Cheryl is ensuring that she gets papped every time she steps out of the house with a tram (and she had pap photos taken of the delivery of the tram to her house that she had already moved out of by that point MIGHT I ADD, so paps even know what sort of pram she bought). That statement isn’t about making sure they have privacy - privacy is the exact opposite of what’s wanted here. 

I’ve said it (lots) before, but I definitely do not think there will be any kind of paternity denial. What happened here, combined with how Liam fucked off to LA for pretty much her entire pregnancy,  looks pretty cut and dry to me: Cheryl got a famous father’s name for her IVF comeback baby. Judging by how they’ve seeded for months that Liam is leaving the UK shortly after the birth of the baby that’s been born already I would bet my boobs on it  and will be gone for a “long time” for “promotional obligations”, I’m guessing after this Liam will be seen rarely, if ever with this baby. 

Mostly though, the way this baby is going to be monetized in such a calculated way really bums me out in my heart boob. 

jackiegooutside  asked:

I've been having trouble dealing with his death too, but what made me feel better is remember the arc he's going through now was about him dealing with his anxiety so when he comes back, he's gonna be the Lars we knew, but getting more confident, stronger, open. A more free Lars, one that won't be afraid of saying he bakes or whatever. And he's with gems that care and need him, so even if he's in danger, he has good company. Yeah he probably has new issues too but, you know, one step at a time.

Yeah I hope you’re right… I think it’ll probably get easier to accept after we see him again in more episodes, especially if he seems to be dealing with it well.

Thank you <3

You ever just stay awake staring at the ceiling until 3 am remembering that a Keith and Allura love plot line might happen and feel the fear of God strike your heart because that’s me right now

The downside of Netflix releasing whole seasons of a TV show at once is you have so much time to forget how utterly horrible the shows are
  • Netflix: Quick notification, we're releasing season 3 of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt next week!
  • Me: Ooh, I think... I liked that show? Looking forward to it!
  • S3EP01: Okay, so this episode is mostly about torturing Jon Hamm...
  • Me: Cool!
  • S3EP01: ... but first, let's catch up with what's happened to Bobby and Russ and Mimi!
  • Me: I litery don't remember any of these charac...
  • S3EP01: LOOK! Titus is sexually harassed by a muppet!
  • Me: I... What? Okay, this didn't give me much at all. Please say the next episode is better?
  • S3EP02: SURPRISE! The whole episode is a male-centered parody of Beyoncé's "Lemonade"!
  • Me: Wh... But... Huh? Why? *checks IMDB* Two white people wrote this? In what universe is that a good idea?
  • S3EP02: You know what's REALLY funny? A crowd of angry people riled up by a talentless political candidate shouting "LOCK HER UP" to a female character!
  • Me: ... That's the OPPOSITE of funny!
  • S3EP03: Okay, so here's a large subplot about our Native American character...
  • Me: You mean Jane Krakowski? Can you at least say it was tastefully done?
  • S3EP03: Pfft. Did you even watch the first two seasons?
  • Me: Sigh. What's the main plot?
  • S3EP03: Mostly victim blaming Kimmy for being abducted and held captive for fifteen years...
  • Me: Make it stop. End this somehow.
  • S3EP03: You got it! Titus solves the problem when he gets the brilliant idea of provoking a trauma flashback in Kimmy!
  • S3EP03: No, but you see, he TRIGGERS her! Trigger trigger trigger! He's trying to TRIGGER her flashback! Triggering is funny, right?
  • Me: WH... HO... HRRNGH... FTTP... GURK...
  • I won't be watching episode 4.
  • Roadhog: Hey Junkrat.
  • Junkrat: What?
  • Roadhog: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Junkrat: What is it, Roadie?
  • Roadhog: Well, I sent you a text...
  • Junkrat: Mmhm.
  • Roadhog: ...early in the morning.
  • Junkrat: Yeah.
  • Roadhog: Because I have to go to a different watchpoint for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Junkrat: Mmhm.
  • Roadhog: Your response...
  • Junkrat: *starts laughing*
  • Roadhog: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Junkrat: *continues laughing*
  • Roadhog: ..."Motherfucking Soldier 76 Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Overwatch movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Junkrat: *continues laughing even louder*
  • Roadhog: No—no...no punctuation.
  • Junkrat: *still laughing* You just made me die- Oh.
  • Roadhog: ...Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn created Overwatch and fucking omnics and shit right fucking Shimada brothers goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Soldier 76 man"
  • Junkrat: *continues laughing*
  • Roadhog: I respond, "Junkrat, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Widowmaker Widomaker you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Soldier 76 I'm very tired"
  • Junkrat: *laughs*
  • Roadhog: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the Junker session today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Overwatch movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Overwatch movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Soldier 76 man he fucked over Widowmaker crazy Shimada brothers rowing Lucio deuce Santas did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Overwatch I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck founded Overwatch all I can think is the guy who betrayed the guy who founded Overwatch who the fuck founded Overwatch" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "JACK MORRISON"

smolltowngurll  asked:

So, we all know shit is about to go down with the whole Mikael-Even thing, right? Now if we watch the trailer (not reversed) again, Even is the first one to get hurt. Soooo... What if it is actually the order of the not-reversed trailer?? What if Noora is not the first one to get 'hurt', but the last one and Even is the first one?? That would mean that we won't know what happened with William untill the end, but that we will soon know what happened with Mikael...

That is an interesting thought! And I also wondered which way it will go. I think the Friday clip will bring us closer to the truth, hopefully… because in episode 2 I was thinking it would be Noora first, and now I’m not sure because the William story dropped so suddenly as did the Noora and Yousef talk

Update guys:

We got into my mother’s vehicle. I broke down and ended up having to sit in my car. She was living in there for months. Not a month like we thought – months. The smell wasn’t an issue & the maggots weren’t either. It was the thought she was living in this mess. 

I shall be a bit more active in coming days. This is all a good distraction from reality that I am getting a heaping dose of each day right now.