i won't be able to pull it off

  • Stiles, slamming Jeep hood closed: At this rate, I won't be able to afford next semester's tuition.
  • Derek: I could help you pay for it....
  • Stiles: No. No! I'm not taking your money. I'll figure something out.
  • Stiles: I'll..I'll become a stripper or something.
  • Derek: *low key (read: highest of key) growling*
  • Derek: You'll accept strangers' money but not mine.
  • Stiles: It's not that, I just...
  • (Stiles pulling off flannel shirt & tossing it to the side)
  • Stiles: I just rather you spent the money on something more importa-
  • Derek: *flings twenties at him*
  • Stiles, gaping: What. Are you doing????
  • Derek: Well you started stripping, thought I'd be a supportive boyfriend.
  • Stiles: ....
  • Derek, smirking: I'm not going to stop, you shouldn't either.
Strengths and weaknesses
  • Yuuri: Victor, what are your strengths?
  • Victor: I fall in love easily.
  • Yuuri: Okay..What are your weaknesses?
  • Victor: You, everything about you from the way you skate to those beautiful eyes of yours that seem to be always pulling me in
  • Yuuri: ////
  • Victor: ;)
To Break the spell
  • Tiny Genos: *pulls on Genos' pant leg* Mama, I think dad is dead
  • Genos: *arches a brow as he looks out in the main room*
  • *Saitama is laying on his back, the rest of the tiny Genos' jumping on him and patting his bald head to wake him up*
  • Tiny Genos: He won't wake up.
  • Genos: I think I might be able to help. *kneels down next to Saitama, leaning down close to his face* sensei....there's an 80% off sale at the market and they close in 20 minutes
  • Saitama: *springs to his feet with two tiny genoses under each arm* GRAB THE REST OF THE KIDS!!!WE CAN STILL MAKE IT!