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{PART 6} I Won’t Stop You // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU

Originally posted by jengkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Vampire!AU, Fantasy, Angst, Smut 

Summary; Jungkook finds out the extent of Yoongi’s damage, and gives a serious warning to the Montgomery’s in turn. Meanwhile, both you and Jungkook can’t seem to get each other out of your minds.

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Kidnapped Starters

WARNING: possibly triggering content below!

Originally posted by empirefoxtv

Kidnapper

“Hush now. If you scream too loud I may be forced to do something you’ll regret.”

“You are a pretty thing aren’t you?”

“Trust me. You were no crime of opportunity. I’m getting paid a lot of money to deliver you.”

“They say, 2/3 of kidnappings are performed by someone the victim knows. Want to take a guess as to who I am?”

“You are in no place to be making demands, missy/mister.”

“Say one more word, and I may be forced to cut out that sharp tongue of yours.”

“I am sorry about this. Guess you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Lucky me.”

“Are you ready to behave, or do you require more punishment?”

“You better behave. You won’t like me when I’m angry.”

“Every time you misbehave I add a tally. You don’t want to know what happens after.”

“Beg. Convince me why I should keep you alive.”

“Looks like your _______ came through with the ransom after all. However, I’ve grown rather fond of you. I think I’ll keep you.”

“I’ve always wanted a pet. I wonder what sounds you can make.”

“When you can control yourself the gag will be removed.”

“You were being so careful too. Next time you think someone is following you. They probably are.”

“And where do we think we’re going?”

“They say when you can’t see your other senses amplify. What do my touches feel like, pet?”

“If you behave maybe you’ll get your own bed at my feet.”

Victim

“P-please. I-I didn’t see your face. J-just let me go, and n-no one will know.”

“Help, please!”

“Who are you? Show yourself!”

“You think tying me to a chair and swinging a knife is enough to intimidate me?”

“How do you know my name?”

“Tying me to a bed. Very subtle.”

“Please. I-I have money.”

“Why? Why me?”

“Could you loosen the handcuffs? They’re chafing my wrists.”

“You better hope I don’t get out of here.”

“I’ll give you whatever you want. Just please let me go.”

“Mmph!”

“Please. I can’t feel my legs.”

“No, no more. I’ll do whatever you want.”

“Is the gun supposed to scare me?”

1. Not getting enough sleep. You absolutely need sleep. Yes, you might have a big test tomorrow, but chances are you’ll be unable to retain anything late at night after hours of studying anyways. You will most likely get more out of an entire night of sleep than those two extra hours of studying.

2. Unrealistic goals. Don’t make a to-do list you’re certain you won’t finish. Don’t schedule finishing three papers in one evening. Be realistic. Things usually take more time than we think. Looking at long lists of checkboxes unchecked isn’t exactly motivating.

3. Too much coffee. I love coffee. Most of you reading this probably love coffee. But always make sure not to don’t drink too much of it, and don’t drink coffee too late in the evening. If you’re not careful, it can screw up your circadian rhytm. This applies to anything with caffeine, not just coffee. Tea is usually not that bad, since many don’t have caffeine, and the ones who do have quite small amounts, but stay away from the energy drinks.

4. Working in bed. This is something I used to do A LOT, but you can see a significant improvement in the grades I got after being more strict with myself, forcing myself to sit by a desk instead. This is how those 2+ hour naps happen. Find other places you can study and be comfortable at the same time. Just avoid the bed if you want to be productive.

5. Tumblr. Yeah, so this is a bit ironic, considering this is posted on Tumblr, but: when starting a study session, close Tumblr. If you can’t stay off, download a website blocker.

6. Spending too much time planning. Let me explain this: If you spend half the time you have available planning your study session, and then the rest actually studying, you’re probably not all that productive, unless the excessive amount of planning truly makes you a lot more productive in your study session. Plan out your study time quickly, don’t spend too much time on it. You might feel productive, but the goal here is to study, so make sure you actually do.

7. Thinking “I’ll remember this, so I won’t write it down”. No. You will forget this at some point. WRITE IT DOWN. This applies to everything, not just studying and school. Make a note on your phone, in your journal, wherever. Just jot it down somewhere, you’ll be thankful you did.

8. Falling behind. This is not mighty specific, but it is important. Once you fall behind in one subject/class, you’ll most likely fall behind in at least one more. Do a little bit of work every day, and get things done right away (see the next paragraph), and you’ll avoid falling behind! Getting back on track is much harder than just keeping up throughout the year.

9. Not getting things done right away. Most important thing on this list. Received a set of maths practice problems today? Get it done today. Get it out of the way (but don’t rush through it), so you can continue with other things. On the day before it’s supposed to be done, you’ll be so glad you didn’t wait, avoiding an evening of stress trying to get it done.

10. Only writing down things written on the board/Powerpoint. Sure, the key points will usually be here, but the important details are those said out loud by the teacher/lecturer. I know it’s hard to write down things from the board/Powerpoint while also listening and taking notes from what they say, but I’d recommend focusing on taking notes from what they say. The things on the board/Powerpoint are probably key points you already know, or that you can read about in the textbook. The info said out loud might not be.

11. Being afraid to ask questions. If you have a question, ask the teacher/lecturer. Sure, there might be other ways to find the answer, but you’ll probably get a more straight-forward, clear answer from the teacher or lecturer. Also, ask right away, don’t wait. If there is something you don’t understand, going forward with the curriculum will be harder. This one might be hard for many, but try the best you can. If you are graded partially on activity in class or you ever need a reference, asking questions will make your teacher realise you are interested in the subject and learning.

In the end of this post, I’d like to remind all of you how much resources are put into your education. Your country is investing in your education and future. Appreciate the privilege of education. Realise that not everyone gets the opportunities you get, so make sure you’re not wasting them. Wow, this suddenly got very deep. But you know what I mean. 

Hope you got at least some help out of this post! Any questions/feedback? Message me, I’ll be happy to answer any questions and I’d appreciate any feedback! ♥♥

Skinny boy habits

1. 40 sit ups as soon as you get out of bed in the morning.
2. Weight yourself in the morning for best accuracy.
3. Whenever possible, walk or run to wherever you are going.
4. Never eat breakfast, it is usually the one meal people won’t notice you not eating.
5. Only eat when people expect you to.
6. Drink coffee first thing in the morning and throughout the day to keep up your energy.
7. Watch your calories. I don’t need to tell you how many is too much.
8. Bounce your leg when you sit, every calorie burned counts.
9. Suck in your stomach all the time, it will work your abs and burn calories.
10. If you feel the urge to binge make some tea and look at thinspo.
11. If you must eat, make it only fruits and veggies.
12. More sit ups or Jumping Jacks before bed.
13. Never eat after 7pm or before 7am
14. DON’T GIVE UP, YOU CAN DO IT!

Dear future daughter,
 
1. When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating story to tell.
2. Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whist desire will emerge as acid, making its way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.
3. No one is going to fucking save you; anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.
4. One day a boy is going to come along whose touch feels like fire and whose words taste like vanilla. When he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.
5. Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If it’s midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.
—  A.N
What you were waiting(?)

I kept putting this comic off for over a year, I needed to get it out of my system. It’s short and saucy(??), maybe (????) www.

WARNING 1: Long post. More or less.
WARNING 2: NSFW(ish)
WARNING 3: ^That’s what I say but you won’t see any dicks here ok? I’m…. sorry… OTL

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Nagisa’s Graduation Album Mini-Chapter: Succession Compilation


Here’s an English translation of Nagisa’s chapter from the Ansatsu Kyoushitsu: Graduation Album!


Page 1

Mohawk Guy: Your lessons at teaching practice have a great reputation, so I made some secret preparations to send you to Paradise High School.
Nagisa: ……
Long haired student: Our dream?
Long haired student: A world without teachers!
Nagisa: I won’t let go
Nagisa: Because my teacher would have done the same!


Page 2

Random student 1: It’s  really Haruna Mase!
Random student 2: Super-cute!
Random student 3: Awesome! This is the first time I’ve seen an actress in person!  
Kayano: I…I thought we’d be able to meet, just the two of us!!
Random student 4: Don’t mess with me, we’re all high schoolers!! There’s no reason that there’d be guys here that couldn’t survive the law of the jungle!!
Random student 5: Ah, what? Nagisa, you’re already getting out?
Nagisa: You guys mentioned… a rumor about twenty-eight heroes who saved the Earth.
Nagisa: That’s absolute nonsense.
Nagisa: Those who were there weren’t heroes. No matter where they are, they are killers.

…It kind of sounds like Nagisa is planning to murder those guys in the background. Haruna Mase is Kayano’s stage name in case the name doesn’t sound familiar to you.

There’s a lot of random characters in this. I hope this isn’t too confusing to read in spite of all the lines from “Random student X”. I have to admit that the rough way a few students talked were hard for me to understand. Some of them have a thick gangster accent, along with a lot of slang that isn’t in most dictionaries…

Hopefully this is all correct, but there might be a few little mistakes ^.^

EDIT: 

You can also find the translations for:

Karma’s chapter

Karasuma’s and Irina’s chapter

Chiba’s and Hayami’s chapter

Asano’s chapter

Boarding House

Originally posted by tahyns


Genre: Mild smut, mature, angst, fluff, … (idk)

Summary: Kang Mari is a girl with a vivid imagination. Struck with perversion, she is one of the most popular smut fanfic writer on the internet, while being the only girl in a boarding house. Seven boys live with her and it was no doubt she gets her inspiration from those hormone-raging boys.

Count:1895 words

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Chapter 2:

“I told you to stay away from that place. Why won’t you guys ever listen?” I heard someone complaining downstairs. I removed my glasses and closed my laptop, while staring up at my clock on the wall.

3 A.M.

Who in the world is yelling through the boarding house at 3 a.m. in the morning? I stepped out of my bed and opened my door ajar. Peeking through the gap, I watched three familiar young men walk into the living room. Two of them were wearing black clothes and seemed to be having a hard time standing on their feet. The one who was yelling was Jin who looked at the two drunk youngsters.

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Hiya guys! Just to let you all know I’m going on a semi-hiatus as I start term next week so I’ll be getting quite busy! I won’t be able to post stuff up as frequently, but I’ll pop by on and off! If I manage to get some time in between assignments I’ll try to get some fanart/comics done! (no guarantee though, I’m afraid!) I should be free in about 3-4 months time though so look forward to more comics then! ;)

(also if you’re into bnha I should be running my Iida askblog again around that time since Season 2 is coming out, so feel free to check that out as well if you’re interested!)

Anyways I just want to say thanks to all of you for all the follows and for your kind messages on/off-anon, you guys have been extremely sweet and encouraging! I hope you’ll all look forward to more content in a few months time! In the mean time, take care, and I hope you guys have an amazing year! ^^

Hello everyone! It’s #optomstudies here again with another study tip on Part Time Work! I received the following asks from anons, thank you for prompting this! :) I’m by no means an expert, but this is the advice that I gained while looking for my own job. 

hey, i recently finished reading all your study tips so far and i just wanted to let you know that they’re super helpful!! i’m starting uni next month and im soo glad that i came across your series bc now i feel less anxious about starting!! if you have time, i would love it if you have any tips about getting a part-time job in uni? like yourself, i didn’t think that i could manage high school + part time job so i would rlly love some advice from you again if possible! 

Realise that you can juggle part time work, but don’t bite off more than you can chew. Working more than 2-3 days a week will stress you out, as you won’t have time to complete both uni work and enjoy a little destressing time. I’d advise max 1.5 days a week for a 5 day degree, and that’s if you use 80% of the remaining time studying. Count any other commitments as part of these ‘work’ hours too - if you have church, younger siblings to cook for, etc. Most unis advise 2 hours of self-study per contact hour at uni for degrees like science/engineering, and up to 4 for arts/commerce degrees! So factor that in when you’re planning. 

Research an entry level job that relates to your degree. The best types of jobs would be those in which you are assistants to the position you want to work in once you have graduated. Just ensure that the position promises you on-the-job training, as most students likely have limited employment experiences outside retail and tutoring. 

Research how to write a great first resume and practice interview skills. Your university careers website will contain plenty of information, as well as templates for your first resume to highlight your strengths. There is a wealth of information out there regarding the actual process of CV-writing and interviews, so refer to those :) Make sure you research the company you want to work with, their values and also personalise your resume and cover letter to highlight why you would be suited for that position and what you can bring as an employee. 

Hand in your resume personally to each store you apply to. Politely ask if you can speak to the manager, dress in business clothing, introduce yourself in a friendly manner and ask them to consider your resume if a position ever opens. If it’s for an advertised position, call back in 1-2 weeks to check up on them and thank them for their consideration. Even if the position is filled, you can still gain valuable information by asking them why you weren’t hired (politely of course), since you have nothing to lose. They may have noticed something about your cover letter or resume that put them off choosing, or they might let you know it was fine but they just had a more qualified individual applying. 

Prepare for common questions on interviews, and just be yourself. My manager, who was so kind as to give me a chance despite not having much work experience, told me that she liked my honesty and enthusiasm which is why she hired me. Most of the time for an entry level position, they aren’t looking too much for technical skills as they are looking for personality (well at least for retail positions anyway) and transferable skills like communication and interpersonal skills. 

I hoped this helped everyone! I do have an #employment tag but tips don’t float around the studyblr as often as posts on study methods (please send me links if you find anything, thank you!! :D) so I’ve just linked the posts here:


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here’s my super late entry for day 2 of karabita week: Vampire AU, part 1 out of 3 probably.

it probably won’t make sense unless you know about the vampire event in Hesokuri Wars. i’m sorry.

i’m also very sorry about Chibita’s hunter outfit and my writing. i’m… not great at designing clothes %) or writing well.

Commissions Open!

Still no job. To those of you that have commissioned me I cannot thank you enough. You are all putting gas in my car and helping me pay the bills! 

As I’m about to work on my last two, it’s time for more! :’D Christmas is coming and I need to not look like a hot mess/that desperate

Current fandoms are: Overwatch, Carmilla, Adventure Time, RWBY, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Voltron. (message me if there is some other fandom I haven’t listed and we’ll see if I can figure it out but no guarantees ) 

So here we go!

1k words = $10 

Smut is instant 2x.
Example: 3k of smut : $30x2 = $60 

A few things to remember!

1) Paypal!

2) Be patient. It will be worth it, that I can promise.

3) Smut will take more time. Also I won’t judge you for anything specific you want. Communicate with me and I’ll make the magic happen.

4) I’ll be constantly updating you. If you’re not comfortable with that let me know, because I will also be showing you my progress and making sure you’re happy with what you’re paying for.

5) When payment is received I’ll post on my tumblr and Ao3 account and tag you in both. If you don’t want to be tagged let me know! 

6) Tips welcome!

Message me for any questions, discussion of details etc 

Blog Update

First things first: Yes, I am alive.
I had to stop blogging for a while to get my life in order.
I’ve started reading books like crazy (2 a week, hoping to get to 3 soon) and have been working out and eating healthy. Basically just re-orienting myself.
I am going to commit to 10 posts a day minimum because I do not want to make a commitment I cannot keep. This will allow me to be active but it won’t consume a lot of my time.
I will post original content occasionally, and submissions are always welcome :)
I will be starting my own website soon to talk about books and reading strategies, etc. if anyone is into that kind of thing (mostly non-fiction). I will make a post when it is up and running. I am filling up my queue tonight, so expect constant content from here on out. Thanks guys!

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22nd aug 2015 // i have the whole afternoon to catch up on a certain module and memorizing a list of korean vocabulary (oh boy…) 😔 can’t believe the second week of college is already over…the days are just speeding past…

ft. a new pair of socks (3 for $10), the cutest cup from daiso ($2 yo wassup), new ballpoint pens, a very comfy bed (with beloved sleep companions) and unfinished room decor ✨

(i think my theory of morning runs/exercises helping me concentrate better for classes is a strong one so i’m gonna test it out again next week hmmm…also, i’m struggling with my ballet journal updating ugh too many things are going on all at the same time…BUT I WON’T GIVE UP!!!)

I’m literally so sick of all this election talk but this is the last thing I’m going to say on the matter.

Last night on Snapchat, I sent out a big ol’ fuck you to everyone who voted for Trump and for a third party. And today I’ve been hit with so much shit about how third party voters don’t deserve to be told to go fuck themselves because they have a ‘right to vote their conscience’ and even if every person who voted third party voted for Hillary, Trump still would have won, and that I’m ‘toxic’ for putting that out there.

So let’s just shut this shit down real quick, k?

1. Third party voters ABSOLUTELY deserve to be told to go fuck themselves. Why? Because,

2. Hillary lost Florida by 3%. Third party votes? 4%. Florida basically decides who becomes president.

That aside? At the time you went to your polling place and thought you were being oh-so smart with your little protest vote, you had no idea that Hillary wouldn’t win, AND YOU DIDN’T FUCKIN’ CARE. Your need to 'vote your conscience’ was more important than keeping the literal antichrist out of the White House and protecting the lives of millions of minority Americans.

3. I’M toxic for calling you out for literally throwing your vote away since NO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE HAS *****EVER***** WON. EVER?? lol okay. If that helps you sleep at night, you keep on believin’ it, sweetie pie. However, the fact of the matter is that you’re still a fuckin’ idiot and I hope you feel the weight of every single minority life that is lost or affected by your stupid ass decision every damn day of the next four years.

Originally posted by realhousewivesofatlanta

“Dear future daughter:
1. When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof
with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large
dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t
regret it. Often times you’ll fine the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.

2. Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.

3. No one is going to save you, anything you’ve ever read
or heard otherwise is bullshit.

4. One day someone is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words tase like vanilla, when they leave you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.

5. Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If it’s midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwords, go the fuck to bed.
So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.”
— Abbie Nielsen

Artwork by Kate Powell

Warning: The following is what happens when a math teacher who happens to be a Richonner gets bored.

So…I don’t know about you but I’ve noticed a disturbing trend of the Richonne kisses taking less and less screen time. So, I did some math. 🤓

Literally.

I timed the kisses from the moment lips touch to the fading out of the scene.

💋 Kiss #1: approx. 55 seconds

💋 Kiss #2: approx. 20 seconds

💋 Kiss #3: approx. 13 seconds

And, according to my humble (and probably totally wrong) calculations, the next Richonne kiss will last approximately 12.22 seconds (iff this disturbing trend continues at the same rate).

This simply won’t do.

Let us hope that this trend comes to a swift end in 7x12. 😐

THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF EATING

1. Take a walk. Exercise like this always keeps me from being hungry for a while after I finish. Also, if you go on an hour long walk, listen to music, chances are that the time you get home you won’t be hungry anymore and you will have thought about how it’s really not worth it to eat.

2. Watch a movie or TV show. Netflix is a great place for that. If you have on demand, that’s great, too, but stay out of the kitchen if your TV is anywhere near there.

3. Write a song, short story, or poem. It always helps me if I write about eating disorders and how I want to be thin. It’s triggering.

4. Clean your room. Not only does this make you feel more sane, but it also burns mindless calories while you scramble around your room.

5. Homework. Get ahead if you’ve already finished it.

6. Listen to music. Find new music.

7. Draw a picture. Again, I like to draw pictures of skinny girls and caption them.

8. Read something online: fanfiction, online books, listen to an audiobook, research something that interests you.

9. Take a shower. A long shower. Unless you’re in a drought. 

10. Drink coffee, chew gum, keep your mouth busy. This fools your stomach into thinking you’re actually full.

11. Write a list. Write a wish list, a list of things you’ve always wanted to do, count your blessings or something. Write a list about yourself. Write a list about all the reasons you want to be skinny.

12. Go to the gym, go on a run, work out. This is the perfect alternative to eating.

13. Shop online. Amazon is the website I look at most. You don’t even have to buy anything. What I usually do is look up furniture and imagine what my apartment will look like.

14. Call a friend or family member or maybe even make a plan to hang out. If you do hang out, though, make sure you don’t bring a lot of money so you can’t buy a lot of food.

15. Write a to do list for the week and get organized. 

16. Edit photos you’ve been thinking of posting on Instagram or Tumblr or Facebook.

17. Drink a full glass of water.

18. Brush your teeth: peppermint suppresses appetite.

19. Think about how beautiful you’ll be when you’re thin.

20. Do sit ups or exercises you can do anywhere. Yoga, oblique exercises, crunches, leg lifts…

21. Take a nap. Sleep boosts your metabolism.

22. Paint your nails. This way, you have to wait for them to dry in order to eat and the smell of nail polish makes food sound unappetizing.

23. Make up scenarios in your head about what life will be like when you’re thin and confident. Think about the things you’ve always wanted to say but been too scared to actually say them. Write them down.

24. Drink tea! Look up health benefits of different teas. It’s massively helpful.

Fireproof: it's been so long, it's been so long

(long post!!)

I think I’m gonna win this time,
Riding on the wind and I won’t give up,
I think I’m gonna win this time,
I roll and I roll, ‘til I change my luck,
I roll and I roll, 'til I change my luck

Pittsburgh, 2 August 2015

Toronto, 20 August xx

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